Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here First, switching babies is NBD, a headline overstuffed with S's makes Andrew short circuit and a message from Champaign Papi. Nikki starts her Reddit Dump with a somber post on Last Images and ends it with a question everyone is too afraid to ask about getting close to your sibling.
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The nick Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am so Nicky Clayser Podcast. It's Tuesday's episode. Uh, sorry, we weren't here yesterday. Was there a supplemental episode or was it just no nothing, a blank space? Oh my god? And will write nothing? Um, because yeah, there was nothing. There's nothing there. Well I wonder if people were enraged. I haven't checked Instagram. No. Um, oh good people understand no one said anything. Well that's not a good sign either. I want I want people to be angry up in arms. They didn't get a podcast yesterday, especially after a long weekend of waiting and and and uh they had they not had to They heard the live episode from Say Louis on Thursday, because on Thursday we were actually recording another live episode from Cancun. I mean where am I? Um? I'm in St. Louis right now. Um, but in the last uh since Wednesday, I've been in Cancoon, um, Tampa, d C. St. Louis, New York. Back to St. Louis. It's been insane. Um. I just got back this morning, like you know, fifteen minutes ago. And oh my god, I'm wearing black socks with my sneakers. It's not a good look. I'm kind of going up on my outfits. I just I mean, I've consistently warn of Taylor Swift served ever since the day I said I was going to I am. I have maybe five or six left. It is so nice to not have to wear anything except this, like it's a uniform of sorts where it's like usually every day I'm like, oh my god, do I have to look cute? And when I have a rule for myself which is like, you gotta wear Taylor Sift shirt, it takes so much the stress out of getting dressed out of it. I love it. I didn't even realize I was giving myself such a gift. I put all of my tailor swisshirts on top of my wardrobe in my closet, and then as I wear them, I washed them and I put them in the drawer. So the ones on top I know I haven't worn yet. I want to keep adding because I don't want to. I don't want to ever wear anything else because I don't want to try to look super cute. And let me just be honest, her March isn't all that cute, and it's not my fault if it's not cute. It's like I had to wear it because I made a rule for myself that I created. UM, so it's really yeah, it's it's up to me anyway. Um Yeah, yesterday was I mean, Cancoon was wild. Thank you to all the besties that were there um and showed your support while we recorded an episode from the pool. Um, it was truly insane. That episode will be out on Thanksgiving. You will hear a lot of screaming. You will hear me trying to mitigate the screaming, begging them to stop screaming, because everything in Cancouon is you say anything and wow, like my sorias is flaring up like there's a child drowning all over there, like everything everything you said, and it's just like this is not going to be fun for anyone to listen to. Um. But Thanksgiving us such a painful day anyway for a lot of people that what's what's it? They'll be happy to have it, I think, And you will hear. But I just want you to know you'll hear me struggling pleading with them on your behalf listener that no one wants to hear that. It's a fun thing to do in the moment, but it was just like, please stop screaming, please, sir. Um, it wasn't. It was just women. But we did a really fun thing that you'll see, like the podcast goes off the rails almost immediately. And then you know, and then I had a just a little simmer of an idea before we began, I go, it might be funny to do this. And thank god we had that idea because no one people were tuning us out there were said a woman. I remember she turned her back to me in ordered like a bye tie at you know, at the bar, and the people just started to seem annoyed because they didn't understand what this was. You know, they were all there for comedy festival, so they knew and most people were very engaged. But um, yeah, only two people drowned. Um, you know it was I was trying to incite uh, you know, rushing the stage. Um. No, I wasn't the Travis Scott thing. I've looked into it a little bit, have you know. Yeah, I had no idea what it was. I just heard Astro World. It sounded like a roller coaster and I was like, Travis Scott has a roller coaster. And then if people died like a roller coaster, there's a um, there's a park in Coney Island called astro Land. That's so I associated with a roller coaster. Also okay, yeah, well there we go. Um and then I thought people died on the roller coaster. Then I realized and and then you look into it. This guy, there's a lot of funny memes going on of like you know of him, like creating crowd safety, and it's him just like doing the the the subtle thing that I called that comedian doing where she's he or she I didn't say, she is raising their arms like everyone laugh, everyone get up, like he's doing that behind like a burning stage, like just being like guys calmed down. There's um he uh. But there's a guy that do that almost died at a two seventeen concert in New York City at Terminal five where he fell off a balcony and it is now paralyzed and he was just trying. He's he goes out and does like advocacy for like crowd control at Travis Scott concerts especially, and then this happens. It just and then I guess Drake didn't even take down the stories from that night. It happened of like celebrating like their their show or whatever. I don't know. It's just also insensitive. What do you know about it? Um? I know a few things that Andrew will bring up in the news possible. Yeah, my mom was at the Who concert in Cincinnati where I think a lot of people died, Like it was a lot of in the seventies Who played in Cincinnati, and there was a trampling episode. Have you almost ever been trampled at a concert because you've been washing before, you know what. I've never almost been stampeded upon at a concert, but I do remember it was in junior high school. Something happened in the hallway and there was this like mad rush and I remember just like my body just floating to another part of the hallway just because stuff and screaming. There was something on Reddity actually recently, where it showed what crowds look like water like from an aerial shot. The way they move, it's just like rippling water. Like there's no you that terrifies me any am. I get into a building that is a lot of people in it, I make myself aware of the fire exits and I positioned I have a plan where like if ship goes down, how I'm gonna where I'm gonna go, Where I'm gonna run. The second I hear a pop sound like I'm I'm always thinking of like shooting, or like the second nice smell smoke, like, I'm not even gonna question it. I'm going to see like a smoke machine. I'll just like start running for the doors. But that's how scared I am of because you know, have you ever been in a in a situation where it gets got a little chaotic? Um? No, I don't. I just think I have a fear of not getting out, like knowing I'm not naive enough to think that, like God, there's fire exits like I think early on, I was like, you know, you go to a movie theater and the person comes out sometimes and talks to you before the movie. This was maybe I haven't gone to the movies in so long, but they used to have a representative come and talk to you and be like the exits are here, and you're like, yeah, I know where that. Why would I need to know where the exits are? It's because in a situation where there's a fire or chaos, people have no idea where to go, and so I think I just realized that the over precaution was probably for a good reason. And then the more I looked into it and read into it, it was like, oh, people are I think there was some fire at a UM nightclub at some point, and I read horrifying stories from smart people that were like able bodied, much like myself, not like wasted. Just just got trampled because everyone starts freaking out and everyone goes for the same door. I think I just saw enough stuff like that that it made me aware. You know, I did the the celebrity roast thing. What was that called? No, it was the UM. I played Kurt Cobain, and that was an insane thing. Like I show up and it's like in a garage in this kind of like bad part of like Hollywood. It's I thought it was going to be like a really nice situation. It's kind of hobbled together. Um. It wasn't the greatest experience it. UM. It ended up being a really funny show and um funny jokes and the writers on it were amazing and the performances were great, but the production itself was terrifying because I was getting miked by this woman who I guess saw that she had someone in me that she could like say her truth too. But she looked like very concerned. I'll never forget her face. And she was like miking me and you kind of just say like, hi, there's an it's an intimate moment there, like in your bra And she was like, can I just say that this place is not fire safe? And this is just like begging for an accident and something really tragic to happen. And I was like, what I mean, we're like about to go on and I want to get this over with. I'm already uncomfortable. Uh, there's a whole other story that I don't want to get into because I don't want to have like people come after me about it. But it was just not a fun day. Nothing to do with the people who booked me for it or created the show. But not a good day, even though you know it starts at the top, let me be honest, um. And this woman goes there is she was like, it's not fire safe in there. There's no exits, they're not clearly marked. There's too many people in there. There's courts all over the ground, there is it's there was no exit. It was a place with one. It was totally not safe. So I was like, well, fuck, dude, I go why we're I'm walking to stage. I want to get out of there so bad. It was Halloween night two thousand, I think, eighteen seventeen, and I'm like, I don't even want to like be here. I just want to get this production over with. We're already running late. There's a live audience, they're doing the guys doing crowd warm up. We're about to walk to our seats, and I go to the um director or like the the guy behind the whole show, and I go listen. I've got some intel that this is an up to fire code and I'm not feeling good about it, and I have irrational fear of dying in a fire, and I just don't on to tonight. This isn't worth it to me. And he was like, okay, I can assure you that is not the case. Um, you know, it became like a big thing of like, you know, uh, we had the fire marshal out here earlier today. He looked it over. It's fine, yes, what you're seeing and what what you know? I I didn't even ride out the woman and then he's like, where are you getting this from? And I go, you know what I got from her? And I'm not gonna like because she because she was being like kind of like, what is this girl freaking out about? And I'm like, you were the one who told me. I'm like, I'm not gonna be in this alone. And I go and it's not okay that she doesn't feel safe telling you guys that what's going on with that? Why she have to tell me? And I'm glad she did, because I'm someone who will say something. I said, don't get mad at her. I go, don't, don't because obviously she had she didn't feel safe sent telling you. And they go and I'm scared, you know, And I'm like, I don't want to delay this production. I want to get that. I want to get out of here too. Please just tell me it's safe. And they're like, we have the fire marshal out here. I'll never forget this guy, this fucking liar. We had the fire marshal here. And I go, okay, I can't. I can't. Did he leave paperwork that he signed off on it? He was like, it's totally safe. He I'll send it. I'll email it to you right after we're done. And I go, I'm choosing to trust you right now because I don't really have another option. Because he was like, I don't. I can't get it now. It's in my email. It's like, he goes, I promise you'll get it to you. He never sent it to me. Um. But because we all died in that fire that night, I'm a ghost. But uh he and I go, you know what, Okay, fine, I go, but I'm I did the same thing that I did when Carlisle got hit by a Lime scooter, a kid on a Lime scooter. The kid Carlisle was like, could have been concussed. We didn't really know. It's kind of the aftermath. Everything was hazy. She was walking around, but like, who knows how bad her injuries were. She got clocked on a sidewalk by Lime scooter a second later or before, I don't know which one. She would have been dead, no question, and she was. You know, I said, I told to the kid, he's like twenty mid twenties kid on the scooter with his friends. He didn't mean to. I can forgive someone for doing a dumb mistake. People are on limee scooters on the sidewalk all the time. He's going way too fast, he's probably a little drunk. And I go, give me your number just in case something's wrong with her, And so he gives me his number and I go, I'm not even going to test this right now because I'm gonna trust you. But if you lie to me and this isn't a real number, you're a real dirt bag. So I'm just gonna trust that you're a good person. And he fucking gave me a fake number because I wrote to him to say she's fine, and it was like this number does not exist. So anyway, this guy, the story is wild. I'm sorry to take up so much time. I'll try to finish it quickly. So then the guy placates me by being like, okay, so you're okay to do it, and I go, I'm okay to do it, but I'm just telling you and not I don't feel like that comfortable, and he goes, let's get someone to walk Nikki to set, and they're holding my hand as I walk over cords like kind of being like, oh, baby needs to be hell. I go, I think I could lock over chords that are total fire hazards around a tent like material, and I just go I can walk myself, and he's like, are you starting to go? I think I got it, And so I'm walking back and I'm getting miked back there again, refixed on my mic, and the guy goes, I go, hey, can you just tell me what you think about like the fire safety of this building. He goes, Oh, it's fucking awful. This is this is just this is a tragedy waiting to happen. And I go, are you fucking kidding me? And he goes, oh, it's it's bad. We all know it, and I go, I'm saying something. So then I get Seth Green and um Fortune Feamster, who are also on the They're playing Lady Princess Diana Lady Die and Seth is playing David Bowie and I get them and I go, guys, we are literally backstage with about to go on. They're bringing us up like moments away, and we're all like kind of psyched, and like there's music pumping and the crowd's going wild, and I'm like, guys, this is not fire safe, like this woman warned me. And now this guy warned me. I don't feel like that. The guy that told me it was safe, I even trust him. This is not good. And Seth is like, I'll carry you out, Nikki, get on my back if something happens. And I'm like, okay, no one's taking this seriously. I'm feeling like I'm just a little overcautious. So then the woman, so then I just go, you know what, I'm just gonna pay it close attention to the fire, uh, you know, like to any smoke. I smell the whole show. I was like, like, I looked like I was doing Kurt Cobain on coke because I am so aware and very skittish, like totally looking for fire the whole time. Had a plan. I was like, you know what, funk all these people? I I am only can get myself out. I was gonna do a George Costanza. So then this is the wild part. So the woman, the original woman who clued me in on the fire safety hazards, she comes up to with a clipboard to tell me where I'm sitting on stage. We're backstage, and she's like, okay, you're gonna go out, and and so she's pointing on the clipboard and she goes, okay, so Nikki and I go, I tried. I really tried. And she goes, thank you for doing that, and I go, I, I mean he told me it was safe. I don't know what too. She was like it's okay, yeah, yeah, but you can tell that she's still concerned. She looks at a clip or she goes, okay, so you're gonna go out and then die? And I go what. She goes, You're gonna go out and then die? And I go, what are you saying? And she goes, You're gonna go out and then die and then Princess Diana and I go, are you I go, do you know what? It sounded like? You just said you're gonna go out and then die, like I'm gonna die like death, and she was like. We both looked at each other like oh my god. And she was like that is weird. I was like, yeah, it's weird. I thought it was like, I mean, that's the kind of thing that would happen in a Final Destination movie, like of all things that she could say after that. So I didn't die, but the whole production I was very uncomfortable. And it's the kind of things that happened on these shows, these you know, on productions all the time where people are just like, if I'm the whistleblower, I'm the one that holds up everything. Then nothing happens and I look like, uh, like I was worried about nothing, and I look like a little puss in boots, or like the guy that thought the sky was falling chicken little, and sometimes you gotta be chicken little and um, and I was that day, and I looked like a big annoyance. But I will never I mean, I guess I don't know the guy's name that lied to me, so I could probably work with him again. But if I see him on set, I will be very angry, and I'll still pull like the check and work with him. Let's get Andrew in here. What about Andrew eating pal I haven't even talked about last night. Did you see him at Bruce Ringsteen? Yeah, obviously, I'm jealous. I was eating a giant Jimmy John sub throughout the day, throughout the day. You got one early in the day and then you just kept going to the fridge for it. Yeah. I bought a giant which is like eighteen bucks, and I just went it down on it like different time. How long is it? I am eighteen bucks? That's gonna be like a party, sup. I mean it's too it's too large. It's like this time, it's probably this much. Okay, so that's not that bad. No, it's not that bad. Yeah, but yeah, that's upset picture to paint. Well, I'm hob nobbin with Brucey. I mean, you know, he has his hands on your hips and I have my hands on some mayo. Everyone kept commenting about the hand on my hip like it was some kind of like invasion of my privacy. But I loved it. Yeah, it's the boss. He does what the boss does. I mean, he wasn't being creepy at all, Like he didn't even know who. Literally, if you look at the video, he didn't know who was standing next to him. He didn't look at me at any Yeah, there was I could have been Jim gaff Agan. I mean he might have thought you were who knows Jim Gaffgan, I want to say, did kindly. He was in position to be next to Bruce and he goes, come on, Nicky, you go, you go, like he sacrificed the spot so that I could be next to Bruce. It was so nice and I was like, thank you, Jim, because what did the boss smell like? People don't get close to the boss, Like, what did he feel like? I don't get that close to the boss? No one does, right, yeah, no one does. I don't see a lot of pictures with the boss with people know the boss does not I got fired. What do you mean by the boss? Oh? Yeah, yeah, well I got hired. You're you're near him? Is there a glow? I mean? This is very taught man, Like his face is taught. He's like shiny and fresh looking and really handsome. He um plays guitar at what You can see this for yourself if you ever watched his like beforeance. But I realized his stance is that of I realized it because earlier in the night, John Stewart was talking to the woman. There's Lee and Bob Won uh Woodruff are the ones that put on this event for uh injured soldiers and their families and to raise money. And the crowd is all rich people. It's like a couple of veterans, but it's like mostly just rich New York socialites that can afford a ticket to this insane show. I thought it was all going to be all veterans, like kind of blue collar fun thing. It was. It was, but it was to have those people donate tons and tons of money. There was an auction. While like right before I went up, there was an auction, you know, maybe five hundred seats for the troops, there was. It was a thousand seats. It was, and to fly in troops because of COVID. It was just some reason. They usually have a lot of troops there, but there were there have to be local troops too, but they wanted wounded ones, you know, gets more money. Oh my god, there was so many. I broke my heel on the red carpet, like I was just like talking to someone and I was just kind of like, you know, dilly dallying back and forth and like kind of bending on the heels. I was wearing to give my bunyan some relief. Snap, you heard it crack like an old tree like a do no. I just was like, oh god, damn it. And it cracked off, and I go, well, it looks like, uh, they're not gonna be the only ones limpen tonight. I was like, yeah, I go, I think they're gonna like it. I'm gonna walk out. I'm gonna look just like them. And you could tell the guy the CBS reporter that was like doing me was a little bit like should we like cancel her? Like should we keep this footage and we're not gonna use it, but should we wait till we can cancel her? Um? But it was I go, what do you get mad at me? For? They? They they limp and I will be too. There's nothing wrong with what I'm saying. I love taking apart people when they go, oh my god, I got it. My set was just so like this crowd. They're just stuffy rich, like when people who love their money and let me let me just say, probably love Trump because based on the jokes I did, which I thought would be well received by people attending an event m seed by John Stewart, they would be in for a little bit of digs that Trump I used. I never used to like to make Trump jokes because I felt like alienated the crowd and I didn't want to make anyone feel bad. Fuck you, I don't care anymore because I make one joke about him being a buffoon and then you tune out my whole set because you're angry. You're ridiculous. That's ridiculous. So wait, go through it. So you go. So anyway, I'm backstage with I'm like kind of like reeling after my though, like before you go on stage. So you're back there. I get there, I have Oh my god, dude, I had. I had two hours of hair and makeup. I have a very very tiny room with Interragonmental Hotels they got for me, but it's a tiny room. Three people show up to do my hair and makeup. They have an assistant there to just like open creams and like open her eyeshadows, and I was just like, why are this three people too much? They did my makeup, and God bless them. I just didn't have time to have them fix what went wrong. And it was a low lighting. And these people are talented in their own right. It's hard to do makeup specifically for someone who knows what they like. But I took a selfie of what I looked like after they got done, um, just to just to just to confirm that I never want my hair and makeup done again. I'm just always going to do it myself. It saves me time, it saves me money, and it saves me from wanting to cry. It's not good. It's not good. No, I'm going to give it to you to put up on that. I mean, you look like a vampire geisha. Meme, mime a vampire geisha on mine. I look like I'm about to be This is what I would look like if they was an open casket and I died of some sort of blood. All the blood in your face is through somewhere else. Yeah, rat poison, I ate or something. I mean, I was you look like a powdered doughnut. So and I requested so much bronzer, like that's what I really did look like. I mean, it looks like it can bend spoons. You know what I'm talking about? Like, uh, that you just wrote the Declaration of Independence or no? Before that was with my mind. Do you remember Powder? That movie? He would be like in a spoon would I never saw it, but I always referenced it because I always felt like I had the same complexion. I was so upset. I was texting Jen, my assistant, and I was just like and I was already depressed. Yesterday I slept all day. I got into New York at I got in I got to my hotel by one and I slept until four and then I woke up and I had to and they were are I told them they shouldn't be there till five because I don't need in more than an hour and a half to get ready. They're there at four and Jen's like, they're in the lobby. They have a lot of stuff. Can they come up? And I'm like, okay, fine, so I let them up. I go down to get Starbucks. I come back. There's three of them in the room and I go there are three. I'm texting her from the bathroom. I'm like, I have to shower. They're mad at me that I have to shower. I'm like, but your guys are here so early. Whatever, it doesn't matter. They did and they did their best. They're not bad artists. They just were bad for me. And I can do it better myself. And that's why I'm going to do it better myself. Like it's like masturbating. It's time you have sex with someone. You're like, no, I can do the better myself. I was going to ask you out of French Revolution. That's hilarious and exactly I wanted to, yeh, can we will post that to post. It's so bad. And that was when they were done. They had she had given me this fake eyelish is that were just like these clumps that they put on. They were so bad. The person that I invited to go with me got to the uh the hotel, and I was crying, but I couldn't cry because I didn't make the best up my makeup, So I'm like, I can't cry. So I just started going and just like shaking and just like like sometimes I just get so mad I can't cry that I clenched my fists as hard as I can and almost like dig my nails into like I just feel like I have to just tense up like that. It was like that I was great, and he was like, are you okay? And I said some very bad things about those people, and he goes, I don't recognize this person. And then later on we were talking about someone I forgave and he was like, you're such a person that's able to forgive people so quickly for things that are bad. But man, earlier today you were not that person. I go, yeah, and I knew in that moment, I was like, I'm saying horrid things about but it wasn't something that would stay with me. I've already forgiven them and it was my fault. I didn't communicate properly and I shouldn't have hired them and they were It just wasn't the right. It wasn't right. I want to know more about the event though. We can get into it, but we gotta get to the news. Yeah, damn it. I want to know, Like, but John Stewart, I want to say John's when I he he came up behind Like I was sitting next to Lee Woodruff, who was amazing woman who was so sexy and like she's probably in her like fifties, maybe late fifties. I'm guessing she's so hot. I'm just like I want to do anything you do. Like, she was just the sexiest woman I've ever seen. She was so cool to me, like just be yourself. She's like you and I have the same person. She was just like awesome. I was like, thank you. So I'm chilling with her on the stool after my set that was like mediocre. Look when did you go up in the lineup? Did it? It was like Harlem Choir singing national anthem. A little bit of a video about wounded shoulders, then Donald Rowlings, then another wounded soldier video, then an auction, then Nate Bargatsi, then a the video, then some other people speaking, then the Craig from Craigslist, then then Bendy Carlisle, then another musical former woman's I was like, at the towards the end of the show, did anyone destroy h? So then whatever, I was, what are you going to say about Jon Stewart? So he was sitting next he came up to talk to Lee. As I was watching the show. It was like she was behind me and I heard this person like come over and talk to her. But I thought it was like one of the backstage guys that were like working the pulleys for the the the curtain, because he looked he was wearing a baseball cap. He had like you know, that scruffy like beer like kind of grayish beard and and I and she's being very filing, and so I looked and then I did a total double take and I go, oh my god, I didn't recognize you. And I was like, and uh. He had a great set to open the show. So I was like, oh my god, it was so funny. And he made some joke about like, oh, yeah, they really want to hear about anal right away, and I was like, oh, he didn't anals. I didn't even hear the anal joke. But he I guess he talked about anal right out of the gate. But he told me that he was like, he goes, uh. He kept making jokes about how bad they were, which felt so good, and he hadn't seen my set, so he was already validating that they were bad. And he was really nice, and I took a picture with him, and then right after the picture, he goes, you did you had to crouch? Didn't you? You had to crouch? I I sensed the crouch. He didn't have to crouch, but he crouched. Did I go, No, no, no, I didn't like I'm wearing heels, like it's like, not go you're not. Honestly, it wasn't a bad crouch at all. I always kind of like lean in to be closer to people. But then I realized Bruce Springsteen does the same crouch to play music. He's like crouched down like he's taking one heel. That was why the guy's backstage put a nail in it and fix it. They got me grilling glue, they got stuff. It would have been great out though. If you showed him your heel, that would have been perfect. Wait. Oh and and yeah he's short Springsteen not that tall, you know, he's sort too. Yeah, short man killing it king. Oh my god, Can I just say John Stewart hot? Yes, I'm sure it's and I know it's because he's funny and famous and all those things. He's hot. He's so hot. No one said he was ugly, no, no one did. But he's a but he's a like a cute guy. And I was just so nervous around it. But he was so nice. At one point we were all taking a picture and I put this in my Instagram story. But he said, this looks like the cast for that for an animated movie where it's like their buttons, but they came to life, and I was laughing sore, and I go and yeah, this is the first time any of these people have actually talked to each other, but in real life, and no one left in my life. Later on, Chris, the good guy I brought, he was like, that was fucking hilarious. I was like, thank you. I thought it was funny too. And then he's like, everyone's too nervous, runch on, they're not even listening. Yeah, I mean, look, you were at the same table with fucking and I was just kidding news. Oh man, sorry, we took off yesterday. I had to eat Jimmy John's and Nikki had to do something with Jon Stewart and the boss. Uh, you know the same thing. I hope you're having all the swells. And it's Tuesday, so everyone knows what that means. It's Tuesday, and uh yeah, okay, alright to California, couples have gave birth to each other's babies after a mix up at a fertility clinic and spent three months raising the wrong children that weren't there before swapping the infants. I mean, what's the difference at that point? Hey, oh you mean just keep I mean, after three months, you would feel very connected to this baby that you were with for three months, and then all of a sudden you're just are like, no, but it doesn't have the same d n A mistakenly give me back my baby. That looks like the other couple wanted their baby back. To want my baby. I want chilly baby back. Um Um, I just feel you know, I'm not a big fan of like I want my d n A. I would have that reaction. I mean, I think it's sad. I bet I bet it wasn't easy, and I bet they will always feel deeply connected to those children that they raised for three One of the baby's was a darker shade than both the parents, and they were like, I guess it's like they were like trying to convince themselves, like over time, They're like, you just got a tan and an incubator. Yeah, he was. Yeah, I mean they were, you know, I mean that it's gonna be crazy. They said they're gonna stay friends, and I don't know if you have to after three months. So I feel like you're kind of like, no, that's such a crazy thing to happen that I think it could bind. Yeah, if you spent three months raising what you thought was your brand new baby and you were either you know, first time parents or you know, it's your baby, it's something that you just gave birth to. For the and and obviously they're at a fertility clinic so they've been working on having a kid. It makes a lot to them. You have a baby for three months that you think is yours that three months is so important in a new parents life to bond with their baby, that that bonding is more important than if the baby spent three years as an adolescent. I would say, not to mention, how crazy is it that you could put someone else's sperm and egg in another and it just develops. It's just sucking. That's wild to me. Yeah, I know. That's why I said, why doesn't every woman do a sergasy? Why would you ever if you could afford it, why would you ever do it yourself because you want to be pregnanty you would feel bad for the woman that has to do it. No, you pay her and she wants to do it. She's good at having babies, she's a good oven. Does people have c sections all the time? How many babies? I did a huge bit on it and perfect of like, I just found out a surfgacy. You can put your own egg and it comes out looking like it's it's you. She's just a carrier of it. And I'm like, why doesn't everyone do this? Yeah? Why wouldn't you do that? If you want to have your own baby and not like have your like But the thing is, I just want to do it because I want to like keep my figure. I remember the bit. My bit was like I would want to do it because I want to keep my figure, and you can't. That's too vain of a reason. So you have to like come up with like a like a thing you have that's like an affliction that you're like, I can't have my own baby because I just I have like my pussy is like too tight. It's like, so I came up with a thing called TPS type pussy syndrome. I just im. But Nikki, your baby would be so skinny for your type pussy. Know, even a skinny baby can't fit through it's so tight. I forgot the bed it was, it was pretty good bed. It's so weird that you can forget bets. Why doesn't Why don't people do that all the time? I don't know. I mean, who does the baby your eggs frozen? And the baby? I wonder if the baby can uh suck the woman's breasts that had the baby? Um, A baby can suck any woman's breast. But what the milk? Is the milk better from your own? Tit? You know what I mean? Well, you know and people that go you know, Um, I don't want to adopt because I just like don't know that. I like, it will be the same as if it's my own. It's like, so you think adopted children aren't has loved as biological children. You don't you think that? Like and they do? No, It's like, but you do. You just said it, so I would never I've never thought that parents that have adopted kids don't love their kids as much as parents that have their own kids. There's never been that for me, but I think a lot of people think that, and that would be I would be in rage if I were adopted child and most people thought that, And I think most people do. Yeah, I mean the Saragon thing though, even if you're getting paid, you got a bond with that. I don't know. That's a crazy job. I don't know how people do it. I don't know how people do it. Like, you don't think you bond with the baby it's in your nine months? Yeah, But I mean there's girls that give their own babies up and not let alone it not being your egg or the sperm of a person that you're with, or women love the picture to like two months, four months, six of their belly six months. It's here. It's a baby. It's a boy or a girl. I'm not going to show the photo though, because it's ours. But I did lead you to the whole way. I've used this baby to get likes, but I'm not showing the face. Oh yeah, uh anyhow, but yeah, that was that was wild. There's a great This American Life called Switched to Birth. I'm not kidding you. If you need to crank out, if you need to waste two hours of your life. One of the most compelling things I've ever listened to was the This American Life episode Switched at Birth, which is the same thing that happened, but the babies were born on the same day or around the same time, and they got switched to the hospital, and they were raised in the same community at the same they went to the same school all their lives. And one of the moms knew but never said anything because it was the fifties or it was like the sixties or whatever, and she was just like, you don't question a doctor, and it would make the doctor seem like he did a bad job, and you don't question a male doctor even though she knew. So she was like obsessed with the other girl because she knew it was hers. It was it's wild and it shows you, like what nature and nurture can both do because both did you see the documentary about the triplets, the three guys and then they came together and then they were like sex symbols for like a year. Everyone's like, who's these three like long island a towing kids and they were all smoking and like being treated like gods. You know, I don't know, it's just really funny. And but yeah, you see nurture, firth nature, but then you can see how many things they have in common even though they are raised by other That's what they found. It was with adoption. I Q is not affected by nature or nurture. It's all nature. No matter what. You're not going to affect a child's i Q by like doing things differently. The kid is like, is what it is? That's all. My cousins adopted two Russian kids from like yeah, like straight up. But I've never questioned a parent's love for their child is less or more than that of someone who has their own child. Ever, But I think a lot of people do. They came to the DC show, Oh I like them. Um, they were so nice. They're the best next story. They're funny. They told the story. They're like ones in law school and the other one lives in our basement, but they lead with law school. It's pretty fun. Anyways. Researchers behind the study titled sand son See and Sex with Strangers the Five s Is found that tours hooking up in the Canary Islands are destroying fragile and sand dune habitats. What did you just say? What was any of that? Honestly, I was reading this Samsun Sea and sex was Yeah, just picked the ssayest news story. Okay, So can I tell you what I gleaned from it? In the Canary Islands, there are people having sex in the sand and it's sucking up like habitats, yes, yes, like calm getting places like they're just fucking too hard. They're ruining yeah. Uh. And there's the native plants that are dying because of it because they're like yeah, um, I could see this happening. I mean the other day we walked across the lawn at that resort and I was like, Andrew, you can't walk across the grass. I mean, I think that was a crazy thing. It just doesn't. It was in front of so many people, and we're at this resort as like we're working for the resort. It just felt like we shouldn't walk across graves with grass. You playing grass, grass comes back. But I'm just saying for me, it just looks bad when their paths that we are just because like grasses, like it's manicured someone's someone's job is to keep that grass looking as great as possible. And if you create, tread over it walking. I get what you were saying. It was in front of a lot of people, so I was like, oh, these people, these the performers. We were a little bit like fun this place, Like it just felt like but I've did it. I mean I followed you. I was like, why are we crossing? Because we didn't want to walk extra four paces. We haven't gone over Camcoon or anything. We've been in a million places. I mean, life was insane this past weekend. I don't know how your sta Donnell. Last night, Donal was in Cancoon with us. I saw him all over the resort, like he's everywhere. So I saw him last night and we went to the event and then afterwards back at the hotel. Uh my friend and I were like walking around Times Square trying to find food because it was late and that's where our hotel was by. And on the way back we run into Donnelle and he's like with a wounded soldier and he's like going. He's like, we're gonna we're gonna go do karaoke. Come on, NICKI come on. And early in Cancoon he was like, Nikki, let's smoke some weed. Let's smoke some weed. And I go, Donald, I don't smoke weed anymore. And he's like, well, let's go get a drink. And I was like, I don't drink and he goes, oh, so you funk a lot. So you funk a lot. And I was like, I mean, I guess. I guess I could be addicted to sex. I don't know, but I don't think I am. Um, but it was you. It is interesting, like that is addiction. Like people stopped drinking and then they just start sucking a tonne. You just find something else. So he wasn't off, but he ran to him and I go, Donnelle, I'm gonna go to bed, like I go, I'm so tired. He's like, you're always tired. You're always tired. I'm gonna tell people Nikki is not as fun as she seems. And I was like, done, hell, I am fun. I swear to god, I'm fun. I've just I've had the longest hame day. And he goes, you don't think I work hard, You're gonna play the work hard card? And I go, yeah, Donnelle, I go, I know it was in Cancun, but when I'm not in Cancun, I'm doing other work all the time. It doesn't stop for me. Right now it's and he was like, you're you're trying to play this game. He was like he was like getting mad at me, and I was like, donnell I'm not having this conversation. I was like, I go, okay, fine, one song because I thought the karaoke place he was like just right there. And he goes and I go. He goes, all right, let's do it. Get in the card. I go, I'm not getting at a goddamn car. I go donell no, and he was just like, I'm gonna tell everyone you're a fake, You're a fraud, You're not fun. And I was like, I'm not. I wanted to gell to him. I'm about to go get fucked. That's what I want to do. I should have said that. I should have been like, I'm about to go have sex dot al yeah, at least two of them, but he was. It was It enraged me because I was just trying to prove to him and my feet hurt so fucking bad. Last night so bad. And that is something that men do not understand. When you're at the end of the night and heels you. It's just there's no And I didn't bring little like slip on. It was just it was torture. I was in so much pain. I don't know how people can get can do. It's weird how like certain comedians like the attention train just never stops. Like for me, if I do a show, even if it's ten minutes or twenty minutes, I'm good. I'm good on the attack. Like I don't mean about when you drank. Maybe I don't know. I guess, yeah, I don't drink. Yeah, you're drunk, right, It's like finding the next bar. It's my god, when I was drinking, the night never ended. Yeah. I always want to and I would tell everyone you're you're lame, you suck going to it because the night doesn't seem long you're drinking. You kind of like you kind of like just five hours can seem like ten minutes when you're so hungry. I was tired, my feet hurt, and I did say I would sing one song if it was close by. And then he was like, let's get in the car, and I go no, no, no. Um. But he's mad at me, I think now, because I sent him a picture of us this morning to make peace, and I edited this beautiful photo of him, me and Nate in the street. It's so cool looking. It looks like we should go and tour together just because of this photo. It's so cool. But he never wrote back to us. I think he's mad. Maybe he's still sleeping because he went out. That could be right, that could be right. Okay, let's go to break real quick and then come back with why do I care? Hey? Why do I care? Why do I care? Um? I don't know if you saw, I mean, this has been everywhere after world. How did she know? I don't know. She probably saw the email. Maybe no and I were talking about and I was like, I think if you just wait, you might learn some things. So Drake issued a statement on Travis Scott's after a world festival where he made a surprise appearance before a stampede of concertgars led to the death of eight people and injuries to many of others. He champagne Poppy Drake's Instagram, he wrote, I've spent the past few days trying to wrap my mind around this devastating tragedy. I hate resorting to this platform to express an emotion as delicate as grief, but this is where I find myself. My heart is broken for the families and friends of those who lost their lives, for anyone who is suffering. I will continue to pray for all of them and will be of service in any way I can. May God be with you all. Oh. He even wrote it kind of cool, looks like a rap. Oh yeah, it's all like centered and it's it's not like on notes how you would do it? Like even his thing had to be cool. It had to Yeah, there was like does he gave it to someone to be like put some flare on this, you make it look he gave it to his like design guy. Um, I don't know, do you think he's really praying for these people? I think he probably is. Well, I mean it was Travis Scott's concert. I mean Travis Scott was kind of the mastermind behind this. I mean he's had this before, and he's had like past things where like he's he's incited violence, like multiple times, he's been like charged, Like his whole thing is like, funk the system if you if you don't have a ticket, just come and jump the barrier like he and so everyone's like, but you can't blame him. He's just saying that's like you can't blame Hitler for inciting violence, Like if you don't pull the trigger, that doesn't mean. Look, I think on the same token, you can say these fucking fans are out of their mind. Like you could blame both people, you know what I mean. I hate when people are like, no, it's thereful, it's it's both there, it's both and listen, I could I could forgive young Travis Scott if he would realize that he had a part to play in it and he feels bad and isn't going to do it anymore. But this, like, no, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm not gonna apologize. I'm so sorry for the victims, but I didn't do anything wrong. Come on, I think he says that because probably the law he could probably lose fifty million dollars or something. I don't know, right, there's already lawsuits filed against him. Yeah, there's a there's a moment where he stops the crowd and and it's like what's going on? And he sees the ambulance and he's like, nah, fuck it, let's keep going. And there's another thirty minutes after it's already been like labeled a uh like a whatever like whatever event like and uh, you can see robot dancing ambulance is there? Yeah, like pulling out dead people. And the concert went on for another with a syringe in the neck. Did you hear that part? Yeah, there's another thing about a guy going which is like that's an old tale, but I wonder if that's a real thing. I mean that in the movie theater Seat and then it says you have eight There there was some guy at our our middle school who was like giving people high fives, and he had like a needle in his hand. What didn't have aids on it, but I mean it could have or whatever. Oh my god, Andrew just got so scared. But yeah, we made fun of hollow my friend hollow hoopie when she laughed because she was like so she was like yeah fuck yeah, Like she was just excited if anyone was like trying to be friends and there she was like fuck yeah five. It was like oh it was um, yeah, people would do that with a thumb tax. That's so insane anyways. But yeah, so, um, who's who do you think is to blame? At what point is the artist uh at fault? I mean i'd have to say he probably is, Like it's uh, I don't know. I don't really believe in blame, but that's me. I don't know. I know that, Like I just read like I just don't believe in locking him up up or I mean, yeah, is it gonna Is it gonna bring back your son? You lost no money? Sure? Yeah? They should do better about Like he should not be able to work venues that don't want people dying at their venues. Thevenue should take an initiative to not book him or allow him to be at their places because they don't like his Like it's up to people like that. He clearly is not going to ever see the error of his ways and take a credibile or accountability. So when you deal with someone that's never gonna that is not operating by just you know, it's not going to acknowledge the truth, don't try to like get it out of Just let them go and just don't give them the opportunity. Don't buy tickets. And if people still buy tickets to his shows and want to support him, then it's you're Then you're you are liable to get trampled, and it's now it's I don't think it's anyone's fault. It's just like I don't know, I just hate this. Like I just read something on Reddit. Actually, let's get to reddit dump. This is your Reddit dump. This is actually a sad Reddit thing that I read. But it was a you know, I followed last images on reddita that's the last picture that exists if someone before they died, And there was this one of this little boy that was on a fishing trip with his dad and he was just like a cute little boy, and his dad posted it and was like, you know, this last photo of my son on the way back from this fishing trip. A woman had not hooked up her dog crate on her roof, um secured it and it came out, it came off the car and you know, smashed indoors and and killed him on impact and tragic little four year old boys. So sad. And I was reading the comments and people were writing like so sorry for what happened to him and all this stuff. And someone was like, what happened to the woman? Did she face an charges? And he was like, no, not yet. Um I want her to lose everything, And I'm just like, I don't know what it's like to lose your son or to lose a family member. I might be on that side of like I would. I don't think that woman intended to kill anyone. Like accidents happened, Yes, she should have secured it better, but like it to me, it's like to lose you wanted to lose, you wanted to go away and rot in in prison. I mean for doing the thing that seems like the worst thing in the world, is like contributing to the loss of your son, but like it's it was an accident, and I just I don't know. I would have to. People could say, Nikki, you wouldn't do the same. You just put yourself in their shoes, And I'm trying to and I could never do that without knowing what it's like to have your love for your child and all those things and to lose someone that you love so much that that's so young. How I would feel if someone if that happened to my nephew or my niece. Um, But I don't think the answer is locking someone up because they didn't secure a dog cage well enough on their car and it led to the death. Yeah, it doesn't bring your son back, I think she obviously. Don't you think it's punishment enough that this woman has to live her life knowing that because she didn't secure a bungee chord she killed a child. Isn't that punishment enough? It's it's fucking brutal. I think I guess if you're gonna it's negligence obviously, But like I've done, I agree. I think I think what happens for me, it would be how how stupid was the negligence? You know what I mean? Like, and even then I get what you're saying, but I'm just saying, like if I was, like if they did something so it's like someone putting a fridge just in the in the back of a truck without tying it down. But if she tried to tie it down and she put bungee chords and she thought it was secure, then yeah I could, I could probably, you know what I mean, Like, there's certain accidents that could have been avoided. Yes, where I go, Okay, well, you know what, Like I don't know, I even think that if I get it, I'm not. I don't know what's life and hopefully I'll never have to experience it. But I even think if it was a drunk driver, like if it was a young kid that just truly didn't know better, or someone that was an addict and had a tough life and they just drank too much that led them to drive, I would be so angry and like heartbroken and fucking furious. But I think putting that person away for life and ruining their life, it now ruins two lives. And that person's life is already ruined. Their addiction, their selfish addiction just had them kill someone else, and it's I don't know. I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but I just I don't see how that brings anything back. I don't know. If there's like a Holocaust survivor Reddit, but they have very interesting perspectives on on forgiveness. Yeah, well, it kind of goes with with what you're saying. In order for them to have closure, you have to forgive it. So if you just go through their stories, it's I don't know, it's very open. My problem with the d u I stuff is that everyone talks so much shit about it, but how many Again it goes back to like how many people have driven drunk? It literally everyone. They don't even like if you're someone that goes no, dude, I well, I had like three drinks one time and drew. Well you if someone you love died, because if someone took three drinks and killed them, you would want the person to rotten hell that could have been you. Well, it goes back to this football player just happened to who was on the Oakland Raiders. But it was man like I was going a hundred and fifties. No I'm not saying that he deserves to go no, no, no, but I'm saying how much worse it looks if you're going a hundred fifties, Like just that line alone, if he was going you know, sixty, If you don't, it's just it's so weird it shows more negligence. Yes, yeah, agreed. And there's a part of part of me that if that if I lost someone to that guy, I'd go get get that, go away, because you're an adult person who has the ability to make sound choices. But I guess I could extend it like he's an addict. He is under the influence of fame and looking cold and had to speed. I could probably, if I did enough work, get to the place where I would try to forgive that person and understand that if I was born in his body all and his experience, I would have made all the same choices that would have led me to going a hundred fifty six miles an hour, and like he couldn't help it, like I couldn't get I could get there, but boy it would be hard. Um, you're right. It does come down to like little things like that, and at what speed is it? Like there's got to be a point tenth of a speed and you're going I would go, okay, but if you're that you would suck a dick for a rice. Yeah, but there is, but there is a ten cent difference where you'd go nos. Yeah, there has to be, because if if there's a time that you would and there's a time that you wouldn't. For a certain price, there has to be a cut off, and it comes down to it like you could probably get it to a ten cent, but my argument would be then it would be like either a million dollars or nine. So let's take off another ten CeNSE. Okay, we'll do it another ten cents. Okay, I'll do it. At what point does it get down to a place where you go, I'm not going to do it. Okay, here's one. This is from Not the Onion. These are um, this is the sub right called not the Onion. It's news articles that read like they're from the Onion. They're actually real. So I love these. This one says, faced with soaring d's and f's schools are ditching the old way of grading. So teachers now just don't know what they're passing kids that they that would be faced with soaring d's and f's. Yes, schools, I know, soaring d's face with sore d's face with soaring d s and f schools are ditching the old way of grading. So now because are on the rise, Yes, because after COVID they've seen a lot of kids just stopped trying because during COVID no one needed to try. My sister was a teacher, and like, they didn't have homework. The kids were under so much dress and stress that they just were like Also, kids were fine, they were playing a lot, like what are we dude? I was reading this article. It's this is the wild part that I wanted to read. It said, Um, it's just funny to me because like, growing up, you're like you would do anything to get a day off school, and now you have so many days off school and you're like, they missed school. Someone said, you know what I mean. Yeah, they're just dying to get back to school. I mean the idea of getting a G in school was not an option for me. But the idea that you could pass with a D. Now, it says, hey teacher here, this is a comment. Over three fourths of my students, UH read at a blow a fifth grade reading level. I teach eleventh grade. Next year is my last year of teaching. I will never look back. Fuck the system that's enabled all of this, someone said, former teacher here. Last year, when COVID happened, I had to hand a diploma to a child who did a single assignment for the whole year and had a six average for quarter one. I don't know what that means. And boy am I ecstatic about the former part. Um. Someone said, my parents and all of my grandparents were all teachers. I grew up in school when this was. I grew up in school even when I was out of school. And yeah, funck that ship. Um, someone said, yeah, everyone's saying teacher as well. It seems to get worse every year. Half of my nine ten students are fourth and fifth grade reading level. How the funk am I supposed to teach scientific literacy at the high school level if they aren't able to read and write? People are just saying, uh, teaching like people? Teachers are dropping like flies and not looking back. Well, I mean, what do you do then? What do you do if you're in tenth grade and they've just passed this kid because it's easier to pass him than in price, because they want to keep kids the same eight It's really yeah, yeah, yeah, so what do you But what do you do? Do you do you hold them back until they're caught up? You know, like what, I don't know what the better teachers better? Better? Um? I mean what the answer is is catching it before obviously gets to tent. I don't even think it's better teachers. It's like smaller numbers of students, more funding for schools. It's like we just were kind of screwed. There's a lot of dummies coming coming out. I feel like I probably read on fifth grade level now talk on one. No, I feel like kids are gonna be a lot smarter in ways because of all the things they learn online from constantly being like connected and exposed to so much new information. But also, you know, extremely stupid. You see it on TikTok when kids write things or in YouTube comments. You see how illiterate people are. You can also but yeah, but then they can maybe make a hell of a video TikTok. You know what I mean, Like like they you're not gonna read as much, probably anymore. Like I don't read as much because we have everything in our phone, and like that doesn't mean you don't learn as much, but you're but how we judge it might have to change, Okay, final thought? You know what I mean though, Like how you judge how No, it's it's I think it's pretty straightforward. Final thought. This one is from too afraid to ask. These are where people write things that they're too afraid to ask, like they're friends. I'm not afraid edging this says, is it that is? Is it that weird that my brother and I snuggle? Basically the title, my brother three and I twenty three, are twins. We lived together to so we spend a lot of time together. We both go to grad schools in the same city. Anyway, sometimes we cuddle while hanging out or talking, or like if one of us is said about something or watching TV. It's not a secret. And my new boyfriend thinks it's extremely weird to be that close with a sibling. He's uncomfortable with it. I think it's gross that my boyfriend is acting jealous of my relationship with my brother. However, we've spoken to some friends and gotten mixed reactions ranging from what the funk to must be a twin thing too? Doesn't that seem? Doesn't seem that weird? So I want the opinion of unbiased strangers. Is it that weird that we cuddle? Is it? Two boys? Uh? Boy and a girl? Boy and a girl? Which you know? What would that matter? Yeah? I know, I know, I guess it it shouldn't matter, But she says, we just cuddle whenever we were at the same when whenever we are at the wherever we are at the time, usually living room or his room since that's where the TVs are, And we don't really spoon. No, because the when I asked you guys spoon, I mean I part of me I think it's a beautiful thing. I don't. I don't think i'd have a problem with it. It's not like it's sexual or anything. But you know, and twins, you're in the womb together twins. Um, yeah, I don't have an issue with it. I mean if the boyfriend was there and she decided to cuddle with the brothers, Okay, so she made that distinction. Noah, where are you split on this? Because she goes, I've been told in Um, we don't generally spoon unless we fall asleep cuddling and happened to wake up that way. Our other brothers never mentioned it being weird growing up. Our parents were taken out of the picture when we were very young, so we never had their input on the subject. Um. Someone said, I do not cuddle with my twin in front of my boyfriend. I think I have held twins hand in front of my boyfriend and sat between them on the couch for a scary movie night. But that's about it for the most part. If boyfriend is over, twin is out with a girl, other friends, or in his room, or boyfriend and I are in my room. Mostly we don't spend time at the condo, so it's not that I'm cuddling with my twin instead of boyfriend. I would feel as long as my partner that they were with cuddling with someone and they were cuddling in a way that I craved that kind of cuddling, like that kind of intimacy, and they wouldn't give it to me too, or it was like it seemed like something I would want, like romantic, then it would bother me. But if it was just like twins, it is a twin thing. Gotta be honest, like they were in the womb together. You have to trust if if the person says it's not sexual, you have to trust them or you can or you think they're lying and you don't have a trusting relationship. But you know, I think, I think, I don't know. I've had situations where I've been jealous of you know a boyfriend being like, you know, kind or gentle in a way with either their siblings or their girl friends in a way that I'm just like, well, you don't do that with me, So like that's what it hurts. It's like, you can do that with a friend, but you can't do that with me. And that's when I start to go, Okay, that's fucked. But I don't know twins. It's a whole other bag of bullshit. Twins are special needs, they really are they. I mean, I'm jealous of twins and that I think it's sweet, and I don't think I would stop my I would maybe say it's a little weird. Guys, maybe just don't do that in front of people. If I was like her mom, but I don't know the way that girl talks, she sounded like she was completely trustworthy and that she's just like her and her brother. If the brother was gay, everyone would be like it's fine. Or if it was two girls, w'd be like, it's fine, but it's just interesting just because um, they could be attracted to each other based on what they say they're attracted to. It's a problem. Yeah, I've definitely laid in my brother's arms before yes, you know yeah. All right, Well that's the show for today. We have a lot more show for you this whole week. We'll be back. Don't worry. We're not gonna abandon you again. Uh, don't be cut out there and