The Nicky Glazery. Nicky, Hey here, I am hello everyone. As I cleared my throat and it didn't help anything. It's Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday, and you know what that means. Wait, why isn't this working? Oh god, it almost didn't work. And yeah it has a mind of its Oh Andrew forgot to take the plastic off this button like the film, get ready for the sound? Hold on sm r Oh yes, how smooth it is? Now what was he even thinking? Uh? No, uh, how's it going? We're in studio. Know it's so funny. Welcome. Oh we didn't turn on our sign. I don't know why. That's here's there's the remote. Sweet, Um, sorry about that. Mark. There we go. We're back on now the show is starting. Welcome. Hey guys, welcome to the Nicki Glazer podcas I'm Nikki Glazer. It's Thursday. Um. Last night we had the live podcast at Joe's Cafe in St. Louis. So many besties came out, so many individual besties that were then sat together as groups and they became friends throughout the night, and like I thought, a lot of people were couples or friends that came together, but no, just individual besties coming out to shows. So much fun. You were so good now you looked so cute. You looked like Taylor Swift at UM the Tiny Dust concert. Okay, So I wore a blazer, yeah, plaid blazer, and I gotta say it was like when I went to the store to buy it, I was like, I think Nikki would like this. I loved it. I loved it. I would get one for myself. What no, no, no, I mean I will follow up on that and see if you're serious, but I, um, I loved it so much it um. It's hard for me though, because sometimes the blazers I see them online and I see them advertise like a fun boyfriend blazer like oversized, because yours what's kind of oversized? Yeah, but still narrow, not to boxy, not to boxy. Yes, yes, it just um it looked. It made you look petite as opposed to sometimes I put those on and I feel like it's a costume. I have a story to tell you about a blazer. Please. So um, before we met the first time I saw you, we were at um at serious x M. And I see this like tall blonde in this like blazer. I've never seen anyone wear a blazer like this walk into an office and she means business I know. And I was like, who is that? And I was like, like a couple of feet away. I was just looking at what it was laser Um. It was like this gray. It was like gray white and black, like I don't know the runway. Yeah, So then I um. And this was even like before I worked in comedy. I was like on trucking radio. So I text my friend Roland, who is you know is everybody in comedy? And I was like, Roland, who is in Jack's office? And he like walks by, you know, just like grazes By and he's like, oh, it's Nikki Glazer. And it was just about like around the time that my sister and I watched your first Netflix special where you were wearing like the black sweater and the leather's skirt. Yes. Yes, And I was just like what. And then fast forward and we worked together and I'm wearing a Taylor Swift shirt that I got from like a kid that when I was doing local radio in Richmond, Virginia. And I was like, I love your shirt and he took it off. So that's me today. I love it when there's like like stuff on the sleeves there is that's the best kind of merch. Yeah, we're both wearing long sleeve T shirts that have stuff on this the sleeve. What what is that band? Can I try to read with this heavy metal? So it looks like Manto Picchu on the bottom? Is that right? Or is that just like, uh, guess again? Wait is that something? Should I know? It is? What I mean? It looks like a mountain that has a bunch of stars on it, or like is it a mountain or it looks oh you know what it is? A rat going? Okay, so it is what's the band? Grab? Grave Set? Graves Set? Why can't Grave said new Graves? I don't know Graves End, graves End Ye, which is a neighborhood in Brooklyn. This is and oh I thought it was like we're sending you to the grave. This is a grave send and then you get stabbed? Um? Are they really good? What? What are some of your favorite tracks? I might know someone personally that's in this band's that's anonymous on it. Oh wow, okay, I got you got you got ja makes so much sense for you other arcs. UM, So, yeah, last night was so much fun and you were wearing plaid and what was your impression of last night? Um, it was just like it felt like the Tiny Desk concert, like if you've ever watched those on NPR, Like it was like kind of an eclectic background. You'll see it eventually on the video on our YouTube. But um, it was just like doing UM At first, it was a little awkward because I felt I felt awkward because you know, I'm so used to getting on stage and they're being like laugh laugh, laugh, laugh, And I don't treat it the same way that they do a podcast. When I'm like performing, I'm not usually sitting down usually talking to someone UM. And so I was a little bit like out of my element, especially the first part of the show where I just monologize. It's like what do I even I don't usually have a plan, and last night I was like, what's my plan? And I just couldn't come up with one. Um and I had some loose plants and then they all went out the goddamn window. UM. But and my parents were both there, and I usually feel like I don't know the first part of the show, like you're the only one who's ever there, and you're just you're usually in Arizona on my screen, and I never feel uncomfortable talking to myself in front of you. Um but Louise, You've got to stop licking. It's so annoying. Um So but uh, last night it was like my parents sitting there staring at me. Um, like my ex uh, like friends, my parents, friends who were like being supportive, just besties who are wishing me the best. But it was like it just felt a little awkward at first, and then within I think a minute, I just eased into it and found the rhythm that I wanted. And then Andrew came out and it was just super comfortable. He was a little nervous at first, two and then he got into the vibe. You know, like at first it's just it's awkward, it's different, and then you just feel you feel the love from the audience, and then you just a kind of like, Okay, everyone's supportive, everyone wants good energy. I mean I never I am never on stage. I like to stay in the background. But everyone who came in I was just like hey, no, oh my god, hi hi, you know, like everyone was so sweet that it made me feel so comfortable and I'm like, Okay, you know everyone here's for us, so if I make a mistake or anything, you know, like they're going to be totally they're friends like coming out to see you and support you. And that that almost makes it like a little bit more intimidating to me sometimes because with strangers, I can like fail and I know that there's not going to be They're not going to like feel something extra, whereas like when you watch your friend fail, there's a little bit of like this, there's a like a you pity them a little bit, Like I didn't want any of that, but like when you watch someone that you go to see as like a fan, which people you know besties are fans you could say, but mostly they're friends and um so I felt a little bit of that, but it was so supportive and that you know what, um Fame in Australia is kind of like the way we have besties. I didn't know this, but I have some friends in Australia who are super famous and like when they get recognized, people just go hey, Andy, like like they're just friends with him, and so he never knows if it's like a friend or someone who's like a huge fan because they have a thing called like tall Poppy, like not our version of poppy, but like you don't they hate the tall Poppy, which is like someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because if they're famous, so they have a way. In Australia, it's almost like they just don't want anyone being better than them. They don't like treat celebrity like we do in America. It's just like, oh, hey, Andy, like your work, you know, and um, I kind of like that's how I felt with the besties last night. They're not not that I don't love what a bestie is like shaking and crying and stuff. I love that reaction. I'm I'm that I do that too. But there was just a familiarity to everyone where I looked at them and up. I mean so often I say have we met before? Because it just feels so familiar. So it's really nice. Yeah, And like we were even able to go to some places of like, you know, not usually during the live show do you go to like kind of not darker places, but like talk about real stuff and not keep it all just like fun fun, like just just conversational, not like you know, your your comedy routine. Yes, Andrew was saying that for him, doing the podcast was easier than doing stand up, like like more chill, Yes, well there's and there's two other people there too, cover the slack. Um. There is no expectation for you to be funny because it's all everyone knows. It's not planned. And so anytime you make a joke that's funny, it gets a bigger response than if you were seeing someone with stand up. Because it was stand up, you go, yeah, I expect to hear some jokes. I people don't really look at stand up anymore, is like they're coming up with it off the top of their head. But when you see a live podcast, you're like, well they were just genuinely like quick right then, and I think there's more. Andrews really good at that, and so he was probably and Andrew gets really nervous about stand up, um, which I don't anymore. So for me it was like the opposite where stand ups in my comfort zone and then this obviously is comfortable in a room alone, but on stage I just feel like like I just go, oh, what you know why? People just they were going to watch me have a conversation with my friends. But the thing is I would do that, yeah, with my favorite podcast. I wouldn't mind it. Um. And we had some great besties doing fan trax and asking questions. It was so much and your mom, but my mom was like the Ricky Lake of the crowd. She went around and put the microphone in different people's faces and did not know what she was doing. She just kept going like, do I ask him fan trax? Do I what do I ask him? And I'm like, you just they ask her question, Mom, It's all good. Uh, But they were Everyone was so sweet. And then afterwards we stayed and took pictures and stuff and it was just like a cool hang. Um. I got a lot of text from people I was working with that I was, Uh. They were like, are you okay? You seemed really upset when you left, and I was like what, Like I had to ask them, like a why why did you get that? Impression? Like I was in the best mood at the end of it. I was really like depressed earlier on in the day and just like not feeling good at all. Tired. Um. I had flown in from you know, l a yesterday early morning, and I didn't get a chance to nap, and I went over to my parents house and I like cried a couple of times and it was just like and I'm on my period and just you know a lot and um. But then the show put me in the best mood. I was like, there was a surprise for you. Oh my god. That was the best thing too. I casually mentioned at one point that I wanted I like made a joke that during the live show would be funny if I had a footmos souse on stage during the show. And the people that are like following me around with cameras said, um, they just made it happen. I just made off handed comment to Andrew, I think, and one of them heard and like made it come to fruition. There was a messus there, Yeah I had so. I had no idea this was happening. And um, someone from a crew that we don't know why they were there, Yeah, we don't know why. Cameras are all over the brought um this massus and her name is Mandy. And she's like, here's Mandy, and I'm like, oh hi, can I help you? And and um, the production uh person goes, oh, yeah, she's she's a masseuse. So then I text you and I was like, hey, Nikki, Mandy's here, and then you go, who the hell is Mandy? You know? Um? So then I'm like, oh, she's the masseuse. And then I think, like I can tell it in the text when the light bulb went off when you connected the two things, because I just get like a barrage of texts, Oh my god, Oh my god, yes, yes, oh my god. I was so excited because I just feel like all I want is touch and like massage and like people to like touch me, and like I've really like my body is breaking down. My canker store is like now, I just am always like tired and sore in my feet and like I just crave. That's why I went to that fucking face massage placed twice in a row. I just wanted someone to touch me, and and massage is too much for me because it's like you take off all your clothes and it just feels I've talked about it before, but after I get done with a massage, I just often feel icky and like kind of abandoned. They're just like putting your clothes and get out of here, and I feel cold, and it's just like I was just like so warm and being touched. It's just but when I went to this face place, you leave on your clothes and you just like lay back in a chair and it's not as jarring of an experience to go from massage to the world outside. Um. And that's why I like foot myssage. But I also don't like in l A. Every time I've gone to get a foot massage, They're full, They're mad at me, they like I can tell that there. I always go to like the tie places, and I just know that they are tired and overworked, and I just don't I want to go to like corporate ones that are run in a way where I don't think the people doing them are being abused or taking advantage of. So what that leaves me is the face Jim at in l A or um, this woman Mandy who we went to for the things that I'm doing with all the cameras, I had met her before and um, yeah, she just rubbed my bunyans while I was on stage. Because I'm like, to be honest with you, I'm pissed. Like the other day I was like I'm pissed because Andrew gives a really good foot massage and it's not that much work. He uses his knuckle, he knows exactly where to go, like he he has nailed it for me, like exactly what I need, and like he can only do it for like two two minutes and then he's like and then he has act like he's disgusted by it and like and then it's like I don't know, Like first of all, I offered to pay him, and then he goes, you don't need to pay me. So then I didn't like when someone says you don't need to pay me emphatically after you say, he kept because I go, I'll give you a hundred dollars for a fifteen minute foot rub, Like that's how bad, that's how badly I want a foot rub. And that's how good his foot rubs are. Yes, they really are. Like he does the right amount of pressure and I can kind of guide him, like I'm not scared to go no, no, no stop, oh you know like right there this spot right here. Whereas massage therapists they're like I was trained for this, so I know your body better than you do. But it's like all I want is foot massage after show, Like if I had a thing that I could give someone that took minimal effort and took fifteen minutes of my time to make the person that's bringing me out on the road, who has brought me along on the podcast listen, he gives me a lot of things too, But if I had a skill that fift, Like if I've always offered him foot rubs, like can I give you one? And he never He always is like oh, and like listen, I know he's not my boyfriend. I know that's not like something I should expect from him, But I just want my friends to want to like offer me foot rubs sometimes, especially my friends that are on the road with me and see me on my feet for three hours a night, sometimes sometimes five hours a night with meet and greats in the in these boots and yes I'm choosing to wear those boots. But like nothing, have you ever seen me get excited about something more than touching my feet? I mean, I promise you it was as excited as I got when like I matched with a hot guy on Riya who just wanted to be friends and start a podcast with me, Like at first I thought I had a shot, and I was like, yes, Like it's it was like foot massages to me. The promise of one, especially one from someone that I can like direct and like who gives me good enough pressure down there. It's better than matching than getting a text from a guy. You like it, like it really like fills my soul and like, I'm just it makes me sad that someone in my life, best friend in my life has the ability to give me that. And literally five minutes not he says he gives me massages all the time. It's always from I have to put my foot up when he's in the passenger seat and he and he just goes like this and with his goes and the whole time he's like, okay, that's enough, and he just why is he making the face because he has to pretend it's gross. When Andrew is Andrew brushes his teeth once a day, Andrew like he has crumbs all over him. He's not grossed out by it. By the way, he doesn't wash his hands. He doesn't care about the process. It has to be like this thing of like I don't like this, but maybe we could do a barter system like ask him what he would like in exchange, because because maybe it's not money, but it's like something else. Yeah, I think he would like money, and I'll pay him for it. But then he always goes, you don't need to give me money, and then what are we supposed to do with that? Like just still venmo him. I'm just like I guess I'm just I have to admit to myself that I'm sad that I have friends. And this is not including you because you're not around in my life. But I have friends that could like give me the small thing that would make me. So if I was had the ability to give my friends something physically that would make them their body feel better, I would give it if it took ten minutes out of my time. But it's always like I have to beg and it's just like is it it makes me feel in love? To be honest with you, I'm like getting a little and that's why, like I can't be with a boyfriend who won't do who won't give me foot rubs. Like if it's like if it's I understand if I'm just like rub my feet they heard and it would feel nice. It is not. It's not a it's it's not about it feels good. It's like the one thing in life I want more than anything, anything, and so few people can give it to me in the way that I can't I like, which is like someone I can communicate with properly, because I have issues communicating with l M T S License massage therapist because they always I don't want them to hurt their knuckles because they're, you know, these tiny women and whatever. So I guess I'm just like, why why can't why can't I get offered more footman sages from my friends? But maybe I need to look at what I'm not putting out there that that what I'm not doing for them. So maybe we work on a barter system. Let's figure it out. Hey, Andrew, what's up? How you Sleep's giving me some four eyes? There's six eyes over there and Luigi's penis. Yeah, it's somewhere in here. It's inside me. Um, it's not just kidding. Just okay, wait, I gotta put the speaker up to it. And my mom really had a lot of energy, which he recorded that Last night we talked about the live show What a Dream. Noah said that you liked it more than stand up or I felt more comfortable. I love no squid games, squid games, retten you out, bro, I want I'm done, dogny, I'm done. I mean, I think a mole at least last six hours before. I love talking about you. I can't help it. When did you divulge this? I didn't say I phrased it in a way that would get you in trouble. You were more comfortable. Yeah, I just there's less stakes to me. I felt the opposite. What are the stakes of performing stand up? No, they're not even that high anymore. Doing it forever I know. But it's just it's all you. I think any sport that is the individual and it's just you. Like I would say being a tennis player is scarier than being, you know, an offensive lineman. I get, yeah, I mean I feel like it's it's not even about sharing it with's like the other people that takes I mean, I guess it is it's less pressure to me because stand up is less sure because I'm in control. I think that having extra people does take away some of the pressure of Oh I can't have to fill all the but I have a plan with stand up, and I know how to talk in a way that's like quippy quippy, But I don't know how to combine. I don't know. I don't like to be on stage with silences, whereas on a podcast, I know that there's times where people are just gonna listen and don't need to be People aren't expecting to go every two seconds. But I think that gives you, uh a buffer to be like, Okay, we're doing a podcast. They're not laughing every three seconds. Kind of gives you an excuse to give you escapegoat as opposed to stand up. I get what you're saying. But for me, when it's a live audience, that's why I expect like you should have. It's the setting for which I expect people to be entertained. Every like they put in a lot more effort than they do a podcast. Podcast you put headphones in your ears and press play and do the dishes or walk the dog. When you get on an outfit and buy a ticket and you drive to a show and you sit in the seat, that is a higher level of entertainment in which you you don't want to watch. You want to watch a Ted talk on YouTube. People don't go pay to go see Ted talks as much as they pay to go see things that keep them. You know, if you went to circ so Lay and they did a cart wheel every five minutes, you'd be like, what am I doing? Like what are we watching here? And then in between they just talked about mental health. That's what I'm saying. That's why they're like, you ever get back flip? I don't understand. And podcasts are an intimate thing, like when people listen there alone, they're listening to it in their ear like it's almost would be good if we did live podcasts and everyone had on headphones and close their eyes, or we dim the lights so they all felt like or we made them do the dishes at their tables. You know those raves, those raves where they it's like a silent rave where they put it in the headphones. Have you ever seen something like that? What? Oh you never saw? This is unbelievable that they did this. But if your headphone was it was like red or blue with delight on it. Two stand ups are doing stand up same time on stage. They could pick who they want to listen to. So the person on stage, if they're bombing, they're not getting anyone. Everyone just starts listening to it reminds me of that Rory Scobell John door Conan where they're both booked at the same time. One of the best, one of the best things I pull up on YouTube whenever we're doing like at YouTube viewing, like, oh, have you seen this? Have you seen this? Rory Scobell and John dor Uh did a bit where they pretended Conan pretended that the show double booked two comedians and he's like, so we're just gonna have them both come out here, and so they perform at the same time, and you you keep catching it teaches you that you can't multitask because there's no way to follow both of them. You cannot follow us two stand ups at the same time. And they choreographing in a way that like their punchlines hit at the funniest time. It's so funny. I mean, I felt like last night was a perfect like mix of leaning in the funny and talking about real ship and probably not real as much as way more than I'm used to on a stage setting like way more. It felt I just I took some chances because my parents were in the crowd, Like they don't listen to podcast they don't know the vibe. They're probably like Nicky's being a downer right now talking about the stuff. But I knew that the you know, the besties knew that it would go to those places and like, you know, i'd share something I learned that day or you know, uh, some kind of helpful tip to live my live your life better and stuff like that. But um, I yeah, that's that's the problem for me is that people don't And that's what I initially said, Like when I listen to a podcast and I hear a live one is coming up, I always skipped that one because the energy is different because the person on stage is usually a comic that I'm listening to, and I know that they have it in their bones to take it up a notch and to perform in a way that I'm not used to on their podcast, and that they have to keep it funnier. And for me, a podcast is about more like intimacy, and so it takes the intimacy out of it. That being said, it was really really fun and we'll do it again. It was I was thinking about after like you're done touring and then doing that other show, then maybe doing some more live pods could be fun, like in between, my life's just gonna stop and open up for live podcasts suddenly. That that's what I'll speak Andrew and I weren't fantasizing. I mean, I'm surprised to No, it didn't tell you we need a lot more listeners and to be able to fill out a bigger room. That's a nick. I just say what, but I would love I would love this podcast little like the kind of that's what I wish is that we had we I need more listeners because not because I need them to feel good about myself, but because I would like to just do this only and have it be the only thing I do. And so we for that we need a bigger audience. Yes, but so I was thinking positively, I guess and uh, lying to myself. But no, but like the idea of like in between, when you're going to start doing another special, working on another special, we just do some live pots that's all, like for a month or two. Yeah, that's just a thought. I think so too. But yeah, because a lot of people do, right, Its like come to Boston, come to yes, um, and like I mean a lot of times I've been doing stand up shows and then the meet and greet with besties is like, can I just get paid to do this? Can I just do a meet and greet? Yeah, well that is kind of what you do to Q and A for thirty five minutes, you know, we you know I mean, and then you're done. Pretty get paid to hang out with a bunch of people. And the McMahon does that, she like goes on trips with like rich women to like Europe. I don't know if you want to go to Europe or be stuck with them in a hotel. And it's always it would always be people who couldn't afford me that I would actually want to hang out with, But the people that could, I'd be like, I see what you're saying. You know, I think the type of person that spends their money on a celebrity hanging out with them is not probably the person that I would want to hang out with at the at the price that these people are listed. And then you have to the thing is I want to be myself. That's the problem like I'm really having with you know, doing and not even a problem I gonda have had a realization in l A like TV and movies and you know all the stuff. It's just I don't know. I'm not trying to be like I only went real stuff, but like I kind of do. Like I just I'm over anything that isn't really the second I think a TikTok video is staged out, the second I see like even scripted shows, I'm just kind of like it's not real, Like I just what is that about me. I'm not trying to be like I'm better than obviously you know, theater is not real and that's like high brow. I'm not trying to be like high brow about it. I just want things to be real, and I just want you could make scripted things that come off like Succession comes off like I like, I can't watch Mike and Molly or whatever weird like that. I could kind of get into Seinfeld, but i'd I'm more of a curb guy than Seinfeld because of that. They are like documentary, like mockumentary. Well, even when they're doing a scene, there's not scripted lines. They're just kind of going, They're flying by the seat of their pants, even though it is you know, uh, not a real conversation or whatever. But I also feel like even shooting TV this week, Like, I just feel like I want people at home to know that, like people aren't what they seem on camp, Like someone like Jimmy Fallon is that nice all the time and like that enthusiastic and like just such a sweet guy. But like just having to go from you know, I'm kind of tired and not really feeling good or whatever, to like, hey, like having fun. It's just like just because you know, and I'm playing a game show, so of course I'm gonna do that. I'm not gonna sit there and like stare at the floor despondently. You have to like phone it in, but I'm just I don't want to. Here's the here's the thing. You have the perspective of doing something where you get to be authentic, and then something where you have to be on and you like being authentic, and you know that's cool that you're you're realizing what you want to shape your career in the future to be like yeah, and go towards things that are about like doing these Uh. I guess I could use like Adam Sandler as an example of like, and he might overdo it to seem more relatable, but he'll go on with like shorts and a T shirt and he'll just tell a couple of stories. You could tell he's like pribab didn't kill himself thinking about like I got to entertain. He kind of just brings that realness to those kind of shows where maybe, you know, maybe it's like having to get done up and like the whole that makes me feel good and funny. I guess it's just like I'm just realizing like in my relationships and like my friendships in you know, last night before the show, I was feeling really depressed and just like tired and hungry, and like I did, like I think the cameras following us around expected me before shows to be like, oh my god, we have a live show tonight, live podcast. They kept like kind of cutting in and going like, how do you feel? What's your vibe? What are you thinking about? What are you gonna talk about? Yeah, Like so tell us like what what what's um, what's gonna be the vibe of the show tonight? Like what Like they wanted some which I get like people that aren't that don't do what do what we do might think that we're like before a show, pumping it up. And the thing is I would be, but I play music that it's copyrighted, and we can't play so like I can't just sing like the wheels on the bus go round and round, like that's jazz me up, went off. Remember, but before show, I'm kind of quiet. And that's why I wanted to do something where cameras followed me around, because I wanted to show people what they think being a comedian or being on TV is all about. Is a lot of just not being on all the time. And I think that even on those shows that apparently showed like the real side of things, if you want to see like the real side of a comedian's life, watch uh Um Conan's documentary I Can't Stop or something like that. I feel like I forget the name of it, but it's so good and it really shows like how depressed we can be, especially someone like Conan, who you attribute so much like enthusiasm and energy to Like, I just felt like last night and then you said something last night that bothered me, which was like you were just like, well, you know, she's You're like you kind of said to the people that were telling us to like, hey, talking about the show, You're like, she's like like I would be, but I can't because she's not. It's just like, are you that would you? Like before show, would you be like yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, Like would you Okay? So I felt like you were like, she's a sucking downer, So like, I gotta go to know you said I gotta, I gotta. You usually fall towards the energy of the other. That's not a bad thing, but I mean, I thought it was a scapegoat for you saying why you were low energy? You're like, wow, this this one's bringing me down. No, I'm not saying that. I would have been like, yeah, my show got me. I'm saying no, I match people's energy. I constantly do that. It's almost to have fault. I hate that about myself. But I'm not gonna be like if you're fucking going I'm bleeding, I'm sad, I'm depressed. I was just crying for four hours. I'm not gonna go, hey, did you see that? Not even four times? You cried three times, but not four hours. That's there. I just want to make I just want to make sure people don't think I'm crying for four hours. I mean, it's a long time to cry, and I literally I cried three separate times for like thirty seconds. Okay, my bad, three separate. My point is I sometimes think like I'm just saying that, like if you're hearing all that, and then I go, do but we gotta show but take that frown, put it upside down. I'm not gonna be like that. But I also like, I'm not gonna like like I don't know, like yeah, like I'll fall into like whatever energy I'm getting back, Like that happens constantly, where then I overthink that person's energy and how I should be acting because I don't want to upset them. Yes, that is co dependency. I'm sorry to say. I know I have it too. I took a quiz. I took the attached quiz last night. Yeah you should we take it right now? Yeah, could do it in the news. Um, what do you think I got? No, Like, what kind of attachment style? I would say avoidant anxiously like textbook, I'm shocked. Yes, in a romantic relationship. Yeah, I like, I think from what I observed, and this is not anything negative. Like my impression was that you would be more avoidant attached, which is when you feel like you get into our relationship. You do things um not to sabotage it, but just to kind of like pull away from it. I read it last night after it was like did the assessment, and it was like when you get in relationships, you scare people off because you put you are too intense and you put everything on it and you like go to you. And that's what I always do. I feel like people's sense like I'm like, we're in love. Now, let's just like be in love and this is like it when really I don't mean that. It's just like let's just have fun. And I'm always worried they're gonna break up with me. I'm always worried that they're mad at me. I I'm constantly overthinking, like like there was one I was looking up, like you know, TikTok's about anxious attachment and there's like girl being like you know, if they don't they can like leave you and be like I like you so much. And then two hours passes and you don't hear from them, and you're like, did they remember something I said that made them hate me? And now they now they hate me? And like and that is not how I feel in my friendships ever, And it's not how I feel like and I don't. And it's not anxious like I think they're I never think they're cheating on me. It's not about that, ever, It's about like, did I do something that's never going to make that? Are they if they see something about me? Are they never gonna like me again? And like never forgive me? I mean, I just want to say the book Attached about attachment styles. It changed my life just reading and understanding, um, what you're like in a relationship. Uh. I forget the term that they used for the behaviors that you use to like kind of ruin your own relationship. Uh. It's if you're going to read any book more than the three chapters, I would recommend that one. Okay, Yeah, I dountloaded it last night. All right, let's get to the news and then we'll find I want you to take the attachment quiz Andrew. I'm gonna say andrews avoided first. It's Thursday, folks, That means it's Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells out there, you know we are, except for Noah ratting me out. It was not ratting, she said, was you were more comfortable doing I'm speaking positively. You just kid just got so scared. Yeah, well that's your mom's voice. A man in Wyoming who was facing d U I blames his four year old son, says the sun was sitting on his lap and was the one driving. Oh man, that kid's gonna have anxious attachment. I mean, can you imagine your dad selling you out apparently racing gloves on the kid in aviators that's none. Yeah. So the father like got pulled over. He was getting an argument with so maybe it's a small town where it's like, yeah, the kids drive on your lap. And he's like, so I was letting my kid drive, and I could see it being like, well, there are some states where I think the driving age is fourteen. Yeah, I mean, this kid's got ten years to go. But I do like that that's a good point. That still doesn't help the story. But he had he had his other son in the car to a fifteen year old, but he didn't blame. I get it, like you blamed the four year old. The four year old. I mean, it'd be funny the person was that the dad. I'm guessing if he has a fifteen year old, I'm gonna say it does. I think it was okay. Can I tell you guys a story about getting out of um like a bunch of cops pulling my friends and I over. Yeah, please, So I went, Um, I was going to go hiking with two of my friends who are total like stoner's and um, like one like to drink a lot and UM, my friend pulls out a hash pipe and lights it up in the car on the way there. All of a sudden, a police car comes out, UM stops us over. It's like highway patrol, and UM, like you know, pulls my friends out, starts um searching in the car, finds our hash, finds our weed. My friend had two bottles of Jack Daniels, one of them was open, and I'm in the backseat. You've panicked, Yes, old, I was panicked because I had I had my dog Bruno. So then another police car comes and you know, like we did so anyway, so they're searching us in everything. They're like, ma'am, put your hands on the hood of the car. Take your right hand, um, put it on your bra and shake your bra out. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to get my right and left wrong. Of course I did I use my left hand. He's like your right hand man, your right hand. So anyway, so they find all of our stuff. Um, but the just shake your tits. Yeah yeah, this has nothing to do with field, sobriety does. But they let us go. Why I think because they didn't want to have to deal with like if they took us to like the doll or whatever, the dog, Like, what would they do with the dog? They have to call animal patrol. They just like so many homeless people have dogs because to be arrested you have to call animal patrol and stick around and wait for them. Oh wow, us out of like something really bad. Yeah, there's been so many times where I feel like I've been let go because cops or not so many times, but like you you probably there's times you have driven past or it's been speeding in. The cop is just like just the paperwork, like the hassle of doing this. It's like, when uh, I got stabbed in the cop didn't ask me another question When I said it was the dog. I literally did that. I said it was the dog that stabbed me, Well jumped on me and I stabbed myself. And he goes all right, like he's like I'm not helping me, like, I'm not filling out this. I'm not this is my job to investigate. He didn't ask what kind of dog. It was nothing. Also, my buddy Rusty, remember Rusty was driving or the other guy was driving, and Rusty was hammered when he when he left me at the bar. You know, we played a game called you Got Left, and he threw Rusty into the driver's seat, and when the cops showed up, Rusty's like, I wasn't driving because the guy threw him in, and Rusty was so fucked up. Because this is all on film, by the way, black and white, it's unbelievable. Like the cop camp, Yeah, it's unbelievable. Rusty has it because they went to like court somehow they got the film and they go the cop goes, I don't know what I told this on your I don't so it's kind of tules. I don't get it, okay, all right, So we used to play a game called you Got Left, which when you're with like two or three your friends, you leave one friend at a bar if it's like thirty miles away from the house. This is before Uber, this was before Yeah, it's very difficult to get home. Yeah, yeah, cellphones were out, but yeah when when taxis were like a thing, and so so they left me. I got left at the bar. I get called you got left, motherfucker? Figure it out? Oh yeah, then you'd call and say you got last. Yeah. So then I get left. I'm asking everyone at the bar. I go everyone at the bar, I go, hey, man, do you think you give me a ride home? This guy finally, this random dude, he's like, yeah I could, I could drive you home. And I was like, oh thanks, I had to go like thirty five minutes home. We're walking to his car. He goes, hey, man, do you mind driving my car? Because I got d y last night? It's where to God? So he's drunk so he doesn't want another one. So I'm driving, be honest, I'm not, And I'm driving his card like ten into It's an old Buick with like I don't even think it has power steering. He goes to me, he goes, hey, man, you mind smoke weed? Like what is going on? So I drove his card to my house. He gets into and this is all because you got left. So my friend rush he leaves me, so he didn't you know the game work. I got home, but Rusty drove home with this guy named Benny King, who was an ex convict who was was probably the biggest man, the biggest, like this guy was in jail for a long time, Benny King. And uh, Benny King was driving liked and ten down the down On going back to Vera, about an hour drive and he sees the coplights turn on there turning around. He drives far enough where he has a little bit of time us Rusty's like a buck thirty. Benny's huge. You can see claw marks on the car where Rusty was trying because Rusty was like out cold apparently, and he just wakes up Benny King throwing him. Where did Benny go? Like so Benny okay. So then Benny gets into the passenger scene and he's like, dude, the dude, the dude, like, I'm just riding this and so to the cup gots or he pulls up and goes, son, were you drinking? And I don't know. The Rusty right away goes, I wasn't driving cos like behind the wheel, like there's no dog, there's no four year old's And he's like, now it was him. He was driving and they're like, have you been drinking? Son? And I swear you got Rusty goes, well, I had a couple of bars at the beer. Oh god, Oh my god. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. And it's black and white, so it makes it it's like Charlie Chaplin movie with with sound and says. And then the cop of rest Rusty goes to jail. Benny King has a warrant out for his arrest. That's why he threw Rusty in, so he goes to jail too. Uh, they can't prove it. Rusty ends up losing his license for like five months. Every morning I had to pick him up to go to our real estate job. And every morning I pick him up, he opened the door and I go, got left every day every day, Hey, remember when you left me? Remember when you left me? How's that five of no car? I go, how's those claw marks on them? Did he finally prove that he wasn't driving? No, I just think he took on the thing of him being shoved over. No, no, no, no, they're not the coupled up after that. But but they like did some kind of plea deal because there's like fifty of them that live in that town. So they call a friend whatever, But dude, it was story a couple of bars at the beer unbelievable. Uh. A witch on TikTok shares how to hex your ex genitals genitals, and all you need to do is start with a cucumber. Oh no, that is so terrible. So you're looking at the phone. Yeah, I mean that looks like a build your own dildo like franchise steampunk. This does look like yeah, oh my god, it's terrifying. It has a bunch of nails in it, and and just like barbed wire. It looks like what like w w F wrestlers would use to fight. So that's how you put a spell on your ex as penis. Yeah, so you cut a slit in it, and then you want to you want to write their full name data birth on a piece of paper. You fold it and you put it inside the slit, and then you go to town on it with like chili flakes, nails, uh, you know, anything that's going to hurt their penis, and then apparently they feel to burn on their own dip. Oh my god. Yeah, it's like just give them her pies so much easier, go ahead and get it and then call him up and go, hey, you want to hook up again? Oh? Oh my god, did I just hit you? I'm so sorry that was me trying. I mean, what fruit would you use for a woman? Broadcaster? Um? That is that's so disturbing. I would I've hated some people before. I would never want to even. I wouldn't want to do that to a vegetable, let alone a man. I feel like that was like hurt me as a vegan seeing that. Um, yeah, you're more. You would do it to the guy's dick that the cucumber would hurt. We used to do We used to have voodoo dolls. It's hilarious. I've been hurt by a pickle that gave me canker sores and burn my cankers. So bring your dick over here. I write cucumb I scrub like scratch cucumber into his dick cock. Yeah, I wrote cute. Let's be honest. Uh no, I would never. I would never want to hurt someone that I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. I mean, it's just what do you mean you wouldn't You wouldn't like the girl even cheated on me. I wouldn't be able to like buy like a zucchini cut it in a vagina. And I think it's kind of a fun thing to do, Like it seemed like something you do it like a sleepover with your girlfriends, something like to a spell. I've done that before. I remember my friends wanted me to get my period back, and so they because I had lost it due to just like maund nourishment and like stress and like last year, my friend the last pants you were wearing m gonna be in there? Why didn't wait? How old were you last year? And at Saraalina's house in the Hampton's summon, I mean I was just like eating mushrooms and dancing to sucking uh runaway train going back. Like I was just having a good time period. All my friends were like collecting berries and like you know, a piece of impossums, uh, you know discharge. It's like I don't know. They were just going around like gathering like nature, pieces of nature and they put it they made like a little stew and like then we sat in a circle and we're like summoning fucking stuff. And I was not into it because I just casually mentioned I hadn't at my period. My friend went off on this whole thing of like we can get it back, and I'm like, okay, whatever, it's gonna keep you busy for a couple of hours. And she went off and was looking for all these ingredients and uh. And then when we ate this dinner, like every we you know you always had that one friend that's a little more like food. No, it was like like we just like did this dumb like moon ceremonies and stuff. None of it worked, by the way. You know what worked, uh, taking hormone supplements like going to a doctor, um, not like making write scribbling our intentions on a piece of paper and you know, looking up at the moon and drinking up purple potion and holding her hands. I'm sure it wasn't a cucumber on the peach the key to catch up on the Yeah, yeah, that's that. That was it. We had to sacrificing my friend's dog was fun, but I don't think that's what brought it back. But it was cool and there was blood, a lot of it and now uh and a lot of fur, which did not remind me of my pussy at all. Um. But yeah, you know you have the friend that's a little bit more like new aging. And so we were eating this meal before we like before we broke that bread. Like my friends all made like a dish. I didn't do anything because I don't cook, but my friends were making this meal. And then my one friend was like everyone like say what you brought to the table and how it's going to give Nikki her period? And I was like I need to say, like no, like we're not doing this, like I don't want anything. I don't want this to be about me, like couscous has nothing to do with my poosh boos, like let's just fucking eat. I was getting so uncomfortable with it. But friend only meant well, and she's very like, you know, like to talk to them the mother moon and like you know and retrograde and we're all connected. But which I'm into that stuff. But I when it becomes too much about me and my period and like how I've just started, it's pretty much like let's just talk about on Nikki, like can't take care of ourselves as a woman. It just like became more like I think this is all about you guys and your obsession with your fertility. I don't give a funk. I'm not want kids. You all do, and you're making this about that, And I should have just I didn't get mad about it, but that I realized everything's projection, Like I should have just let it happen and be like, listen, this is about them, not me. I don't need to you know, a lot of times I just wish that I would get to that point faster. Yeah, just like knowing that when I get mad at people about stuff, like I can just go this is their ship, not mine, Like I don't need to confront them and try to make them understand that or or make them feel bad about what they're doing, Like they already feel bad. That's why they're doing this. And just know that even if like they don't know it, because that's the thing. I sometimes tell my friends, like it's not about you, that's her ship, and they're like, but she thinks it's about me. It's like, yeah, she'll never she doesn't. If she knew it was about her, she'd know it. She doesn't have the capability of knowing and the idea of like whenever they're like I'm so worried about your period, it's like you just don't want to think about your own problem, So then you put it all in your worried about your period and the fact that you are getting it and you don't want to get it because you want to be pregnant. And I mean, that's really what it is. Women my age are obsessed with their fertility, and I get a lot of it projected onto me, especially when I wasn't getting my period. They're like, we're so worried about you. It's like, I know you're going through stress right now. I'm not. I'm actually loving this little break. Have so much blood in you, then it doesn't build up. Okay, let's take a quick break and we'll come back with our weekly Supports moment. It's time are my favorite segment of the week, kicking It's the weekly sports Moment gears Andrew's weekly sports moment, all Right. In a recent interview, Joe Buck We Love Him, admits he really called a breath farve winning touchdown while peen in a bottle. I don't mind it, I love it. I love Joe Bucks. Truth. So I didn't understand the quote very well. The trash can thing was a little okay, So yeah, he was saying, how he was peeing into a trash can and somebody handed him a bottle, So was it mid stream? Did he have to cut it off? Fact, that's that's what I gathered. I gathered as he was peaning a trash can, which and then the game started. Maybe the game started a little quicker or like, I don't know, something happened where he had this move from the trash into a bottle. Should we call him and get the true story? You're gonna have to or yeah, or the next time you guys go to dinner. Now, I've never called him, and if he can just clear this up first, really quickly, only working Thursday world, always working all the time, no matter what. But if we can get Joe Buck on the phone to confirm what happened with the trash can story, I've never called him. It's gonna probably not go well. Mm hmm, please pick up, Please pick up, there's no g forwarded it. Hold on, I'm going to send him a voice moment. Maybe you'll get back to us before the end of the show. Um, hold on one, seck. Should I try him? Hey, Joe, it's uh, It's NICKI Glazer. I'm on air right now and we're covering a story of you peeing in a bottle or a trash can. We're not sure how this all went down. We know it involved both containers. Were wondering if you're peeing in the trash can and then someone handed you a bottle, or if it started with the bottle that it overflowed and you went over the trash can. If you clear this up for us, we really appreciate it. Just send me back a voice memo, give me a call. Um, love to hear from you. We know that you're you are not busy, and you're just there's no game on right now. Um, so please get back to us. It's not like you have anything else to do, all right, Um? Yeah no, but I love the dedicated Yeah yeah, I mean it fills up so much faster than you think it's going to fill up. I don't get it. You drink a Gatorade and then you've got three Gatorades in you. Yeah, that's so weird. Whenever I've had to pee into a container, it's or like a cup at the doctor's office. Um, it's so warm. You know. I was going to make some joke about like just like peeing in a doctor's office, but not for that reason. Yeah, because that's how you pay him, because he's a perv um. I it always fills up so fast. It's so much more water than you think it's. Uh, you gotta pick the right container as a guy, I don't know how it is as a woman. I mean, I gotta think you can have a big nozzle because you don't know where it's like a cup. Yeah, Like you got to have no idea where your piss comes from. I mean I have a slight idea, but it's like I've said before, it's like you know a cave wall, Like you just see like water trickling down, but you're like, where's the spot when? And then a bad appears when you piss, does it it doesn't? Does it hit the walls or does it stream straight through? Um? It depends on like the pressure. So if it's like a trickle, it does have enough pressure to come out because it's it has stuff around it generally, I guess do you feel the same way? Um? I had to write down a queue and I wasn't paying attention. When you pee, it doesn't trickle. It depends on the pressure whether or not it goes down your leg or it comes out. Also, it depends like how tight my underwear are? You know your underwear? Yeah, no, I know, but like if they were tight on me and like I pull them and just like pe really quickly, there's no time for everything to like spread, you know what I mean? What if it's too much? No, I feel like if you're underwear tight and everything's up there, yeah, there's no time for it to spread, so then it will trickle out the cave. Yes, got it? Got it? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Nope, she's right. I agree with her. I said, I know what you meant. At first, I was very confused. Well, and she said it depends on how tight, And I was like, where's this sentence going? Like if you're pussy is tight? Has nothing to do something if you pee after you masturbate or something your peaking like spray in weird ways, because I think the pump can dry and create like block edge and then it'll go. It's like when you hold the end of a hose. Yes, yeah, it's kind of like that. All right, Well, that was a great sports moment. Yeah, yeah, we learned a lot. Let's get a fan thrack, shall we? What you're cocking your own ast god? Oh my god. All right, Oh Luigi likes you know. I love him up to you. All right, This first one is from Okay, this first one is from Ariel. Sorry, Luigi, I don't want to hate you with my computer. Oh my god, this is such a process. Okay, okay, Hey, so sorry, I'm sounds like hi and my sister's act because I just wanted this really quickly. But I was just watching you on YouTube. And you guys should have a name of this podcast, the Nicest Legs Podcast, Got the Nicest Legs. Yeah, I love you guys. Oh my god, that's so nice. Ariel, thank you. Um yeah, I got my dad's legs. Dad has hot legs, no hair on his legs. Every well, we're not much, I think when you get older, like disappears. Now. My dad's like a pretty hairless guy, but he definitely his hair on his legs. And uh yeah. People always ask me what I do to work out, and I run four miles every two weeks. From my genetic disposition, Um no, I don't. It's there just the way I was born. And um but you know that's not me being like I just don't I'm not gonna lie to you and say here's my leg work out. I don't have one. I just don't. Yeah, they're beautiful, thanks, thank you. It's the only thing that comes easily to me. And it's not me trying to brag. But I don't have a specific workout, but I do run four miles every about every two weeks. Now, okay, let's get to the next one. You're gonna love this from Brooke. Oh and I take the stairs not because, um of like, because I'm trying to work out, but because I read something recently that said that you should take the stairs because someday you're not going to be able to and you'll miss all the time. She should have taken up because you're gonna get older. So that's why I take the stairs. Okay, what's up Brooke. Hey, Yeah, so funny stories that I had to share with you. I'm driving along, listen to the pod as I do, um, and this guy is tailgating me. Um. You know, he goes around me pretty sure he was already a flip me off, And like, as I was looking at him, and I was gonna, like, you know, give a little road ridge player, I hear the Nikki's mom go just kid busted up, laugh like this guy saw me just like some laugh into his face and it made it all better. So yeah, she was driving and listening to the podcast. The guy was tailgating behind her, and when she was going to flip him off, when he was just kidding. Oh my god. In case one right now is about to scream with their kids or kick their dog. Ji wait, Joe Buck brought us back. But let's finish this voice message from Brooke. Okay, not just in that instance, but all the time. Thanks for doing really appreciate the podcast and the serious chats you guys have. I think those are really beneficial for me. Um. I talked so much about the podcast that my friends I'm like, well, Nick says, so they know who you are now anyway, Um, thank you so much again. Thank you Brooke. Brooke is one of my favorite names. It's so Chris. Okay, Joe Buck, Joe Brook send us a message back. I should make you buy my book so that you know the real story to make twenty six dollars, but already bought it. I'll just tell you that I was in Milwaukee, where the Green Bay Packers used to play a home game every year, and the booth was so far away from the bathroom that I was stuck in the half wooden end and I made everybody get out of the booth. And I was wearing a parka. It was freezing, and uh, a guy had handed me like a little water bottle and I knocked that away because you know, at that point, AIM is everything. And then plastic. They brought over a trash can and got it and a little bit of stage fright and up once I started going while the commercial break ended, came back and a touchdown happened, and I gotta do what you gotta do, beauties of Live TV. Oh and the reason I tell you I had a park is because once I en zipped it, it was like a long coat. Uh. I had my own stall. Ah. Yeah, nobody can see anything that's good smart except for the fans in front of you. I mean, like, why was I aroused during that? I mean because in a way he said he has a very wide cock. Well yeah, he's like, well, the bottle couldn't do the trick because Aim is everything, so they had to bring me a full dumpster. I think, I think, I think, like no, I think it's small water bottle. Yes, don't give him a water bottle unless it's a fucking nail gene. Yeah, I guess you. I only hear Joe buck when he's like talking like this, and it's like more, you know, like he's on one. And that was more like Joe horizontal Joe. I was like Joe fuck yeah, like it was erotic, right, no, h just do your voices and you're just like yeah, and everything is in this tone. And then they brought out the park and hypnotic is so wide. Look at you getting jealous of someone who accidentally may be inferred that they have a big deck. I'm not jealous at all. I hope Joe has a very wide thick cock. Andrew's gonna go buy a fucking watermelon after this, putting nails in its name in the crease, put a little piece of paper inside, so fuck Wald in it. Oh my god. Okay, well you get me on the world. Youriies to night, be like fuck my dick, my wild war dick, fuck my Marka. When my Parker rubs up against it hurts all right, two strikes? Oh yeah, it does like a game tonight. It's game three, game too, is last night. I don't know. Okay, well ship, let's get the final all right, let me play this final voicemail from Sarah for you. Okay, Sarah, Nikki, my name is Sarah. I'm from Philadelphia. I am a treat Sarah. The reason I am sending you guys a voice recording today is because it's early Sunday, a k A day where you guys don't report, and I'm on my way home from my parents house is about an our drive and I'm just wishing I had a podcast to listen to not sorry podcast and went to Nicky Pod and scrolled and scrolling, scrolled, but every single one was played. So I don't have anything like Sarah. But my main reason to send in a reporting was Nikki. Last night, in my dream it was you and me and like a bunch of other people, I guess, but every other sentence was Jess kidding. So I just want to say that, you know, you guys are in all the best these hearts and our dreams and Jack, oh my god, you know what. That was not my favorite voicemail. It was great. I love how she said it just kidding. I love when people have dreams that I'm in because I just feel like that means I'm doing something right, like like I'm I'm then we really are friends and that's so cool. I Um, I love you so much, Brooke, Sarah and um Ariel and Joe buck Um for calling into the show. Joe fuck um so nice and I love the people are loving just kidding. I mean, it really is the thing my mom says all the time after she says anything, and she was she had I think she must have had a drink last night or something, because she even said to me, she goes, I think you think I'm drunk, And I think maybe she was just in a good mood because they didn't have booze last night. She gets nervous when you know she had to you know, sing or like the question thing. But when she gets nervous and like she's she's her body best, she really is. Wait, what did she handles stress with grace? Yeah? She does. She's getting so much more confident to when I asked her to do the podcast the day that you weren't able to when you were in Charleston. Um. Usually when I call her up to do something, it's like, what am I They don't want me to do that. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? Well, what are you going to ask me? Nick? I don't I'm not gonna be good. And this time I was like I was on a run and I was trying to get it all figured out, and I just called my mom like hey, Mom, h can you do the podcast more? And she goes, yeah, that's fun. And I was like what, Like I always called her on a run so I could be like I can't talk by and she was just so fast, like yes, now she's like confident. Oh now she talks to me every time I see her. Really, she'll go, who's taking your spot? Who got laugh? Who got laugh? Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast this week. We will be back next week. We always are. Sorry we won't be there on Sunday, Sarah, but we'll be thinking about you. And there's always um there's other podcasts out there, but you know, just go back and listen to another one of these, an old one. And I'm constantly appearing on podcasts. I actually just appeared on My by Alex by the Alex podcast. Um forget the name of it, but my A M A Y M IF you search on podcasts. Getting a lot of good feedback about that one. It was a really fun show and a lot of new fans. I felt like I really brought this you know, Nikki Glazer podcast energy to that. So if you're up for something to listen to and you miss us this weekend, you can go check that out. You can always check out Puddles with Andrew Collin, that's his podcast and um and we were on YouTube now with this podcast. Yeah, te subscribe and write right nice comments and everyone out there, if you love the pod, tell five people over the next two weeks. Let the word know because we will come and do a live show in a few months and Nikki can quit everything else. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know. It's just like if you know that something and you're like brings you joy and you like it's not like a thing that only you would like, Like if this actually has improved your life or made you feel less lonely, like give the gift to someone else. And I'm not asking for that for selfish reasons, I really am not. Like, if they is anything in your life that you enjoy and you can give to people, like if you're able to give like really good foot massages, and there's someone in your life who like their joy is totally based on whether or not someone touching right. Well, I'm just saying, if you have the ability to give someone joy and you withhold it, that's weird. Um, So just give and give and give and do something nicer something today. If it's recommending our pot, if it's giving you a dollar to the homeless person, if it's just not flicking someone off when they cut you off or tailgate. You just kidding, But seriously, we love you so much. And um and I'm not Jikin, so uh, don't be cad Jack. I can't believe that jet skin