Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties!
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Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Wednesday. Andrew will tell you all about that when we get him in here later. What that means, uh spoiler A lord, it means it's Wednesday, guys. I hope you're having a great week out there. Definitely feels a good weekend to me already. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm doing a live show tonight in St. Louis. I'm very excited for that, doing a live podcast. Thank you to all the besties who are going to attend. Thank you to the bestie I saw last night. Um at a show that I just dropped in on randomly in Los Angeles. I did not even I was not on the lineup, did not even plan on going. Got out of a shoot early, stopped by, and in the front row was a girl that goes, I'm a bestie, I'm a bestie. Her name was Kelsey, I believe, and she was alone. She goes and I came alone. She he did my advice and went to a show alone, not even knowing that I was gonna be on it. She was there to see THEO Van and then ended up, I go, this is very exciting for you, Like I'm excited for you that this is happening. I'm excited for me too that I get a fan right up front. There were a lot of besties there though, I'm not even like I thinking back on it now, like a lot of people cheered, Ah, we're spreading the word. Noah is all the way in my living room, just doors away. How's it out, how's it going out there? Noah good? Uh, Andrew's not on the couch watching squid Game. I think he's in his room. I'm glad you started calling it squid game. I got back this morning, you know, a half hour ago, and he's like a finished squid Games and I go game game Andrew, Like he he can watch a whole serious and not know the name of the show. And that's what we love about him. You know. UM excited to hear what he thinks about the finale, which I guess Lebron James had said he would have changed it. He didn't like the finale. And then the guy that made squad Game was like well as as the star of of uh Space Jam two. I would love to hear your your end what ending you would like, would you shoot one for me? And so hopefully that happens. Um, yeah, I just flew back in. I took a red Eye two from Los Angeles and I guess if I was twelve fifty five, and then landed in Minneapolis this morning. Uh was in a aisle seat in first class in Delta, and it was a shitty plane so it didn't extend all the way back. It's just like, I don't like those big seats. I especially don't like aisles. I will sacrifice an aisle that does not recline all the way to a bed in, even in first class, for a coach seat. So I started, you know, um barking two passengers as they because I like, you know, got on first and I'm standing there on the aisle and I'm going, uh, you got a coach, you got a coach window, coach window, like like I'm dealing coke. Like I have to mutter it under breay breath. Anyone with a coach window seat want to switch? Anyone with a coach window seat want to switch? And everyone's like no, I don't. I'm feeling like everyone's like annoyed by me. I'm like I'm giving up a first class seat aisle, which most people like prefer the aisle to have a coach window. And I gave up because it was embarrassing. So then I eventually was like, fuck it, I'm sitting down and plopping down in my aisle, and I kind of resolved myself to like not getting a good sleep on this plane because I couldn't do my you know, crunch up against the window seat. I felt like the guy next to me should have seen that I wanted a window so badly and sacrificed his because he's not going to use that lean to wall. He would be just as fine in an aisle, But no, he didn't say anything. So then I looked up the flight and like the the whole map of the seats, and I saw that there was a couple of windows not even taken. So I, you know, got the slight attendant and I go, can I just have one of the seats that hasn't taken? She goes, oh yeah, she goes, just sure you want to do that, and I was like, she goes, you're but you wouldn't be in the first class and I'm like, yeah, I undersstand that. I was like oh, I know it's okay. Um, I really just I like a window. I'd rather be in a window and like the cargo then an aisle in first class. I hate aisle. And it's not because people are going to climb over me. It's because they don't have the wall to lean on. It's very essential to getting sleep on a plane. So I, um, she got she quarantined off a whole row, three seats in coach and I got to lay flat and bundle up. Great, great little sleep on that plane. So I got about a two and a half hour nap there. Landed in Minneapolis, had a little way over. I got some coffee I forgot to order decaf, drank it anyway. Then I took another nap on that flight for about an hour. Boom landed. What did I get last night? About three and a half hours of sleep? Is that enough? No? Is it gonna have to be enough? Yes? Sometimes you just gotta make it work. Yesterday was fun. I did a shoot in uh, you know, the same one I did the other day or two days ago. I did it again last night, but it was the same show that I did for the US version, but this time I did it for a UK version, and it was a pilot so it was a lot different. There was a different host, Jimmy Fallon might not have been there. Um, it was a very different show. But it was so fun because my partner to play the games with was Will i Am, who I don't not like. I would never think I would meet Will i Am. Let alone play a bunch of games with him and be his partner and like have a deep connection with by the end of the day. Um, he was so nice. At first when we met each other, we were talking and I said, I'm a comedian, and then later on he was like wearing Canada and I was like, huh, he goes you said you're a Canadian and I go, no, I'm oh wait what And I go, oh wait, I'm a comedian. He was like oh, It's like why would I just love the idea of me being like, yeah, I'm a I'm a Canadian because I was like, oh, I'm from I live in St. Louis. Um, I'm a I'm a Canadian. So for a second, Will I Am thought I was Canadian, and then I was like bragging about it, and and then I just kept joking that I was a stand up Canadian and uh, it was really fun and then he um and then throughout the game, we just had so much fun and he was just really he's a gorgeous man. He has amazing skin. He looks so young. Um, he's forty six. I imagine he'd be much older with how long he's been around, but he like kind of started working he was discovered or I guess started working with seventeen. Um. Yeah, we just had a really good time. And you know, these big celebrities, but when you go to do these TV shows, do you kind of know what you're in for, and especially when you're partnered up with someone, or do you just kind of go off the cuff. I mean, it was it was a show where you play games. It's kind of like Hollywood Game Night type thing where you like play games. You paired up with the celebrity and then you play games with against other celebrities. And I've done the show the day before, the same show, but this time it was just a pilot for the UK version, so it was hosted by a different guy, and I had a different celebrity partner, and there were different celebrities, and the other two celebrities were different as well, and um no, I didn't know what games we were playing. I didn't know we were doing but I you know, I've done the show the day before, but it was different games this day. Some of them the same, but um yeah, I mean I didn't know what I was in for. I didn't know. I was feel bad Forever's partnered with me because like will I Am does not know who I am, you know, and he's will I Am. It was funny because the music they played like pump up the Crowd and like you know, in between takes was all black eyed peace, and I was feeling embarrassed for him that he had to listen to like I got a feeling to now It's gonna And I'm like, I'm like trying to study him to see if he even like bops his leg along to it, like what do you do when your own song is playing? Like who knows? I know? And he enjoyed it. He was really sweet and a good sport, and he liked any pun that had to do with like let's get it started. I got a feeling, uh uh, what's that one song that where's my uh? Where is the love? Like he therere there are a lot of jokes made around those those things that I'm sure he's heard a million times in his life, and he's still you know, will I am jokes And he was still like laughing and cool. He was a really nice guy. And I was asking him about like his longevity in the career, you know, just like while we were like stopped down, I would just be like, so you I read about you today like you got you've been at it for like so long ago. You're so young. I was like, uh, you know when you first got into it, when you're sixteen and you got like your first break or seventeen. I was like, did you spend all your money? Did you do anything reckless? Is that? What would you tell yourself now, like that you that you wish you would have known then about the business. And He's like, I don't really, I don't party. I'm not like someone who like stays out and chase his girls. Like I'm pretty like low key and like I don't know, I just I'm kind of boring. And I was like me too, and I was like yes, and he was just like you could just tell he's like an a student, like focused, determined, brilliant. Um. He really screwed us over for some of the games. It was so funny. He had the confidence like he would he'd be like I know it and then like deliver it. And he even put in like like one answer was like hey, yeah for like outcast, but he thought it was bombs over bag Dad. So he goes he like stamps the thing and he's like and they're like will I am And he's like, bombs over motherfucking bag Dad. And it was like so confident and they're like no. And then I mean, we were having so much fun because we would think we would win and we would like hug and embrace and then would fall on the floor just like crying, and like we just he he was just so cool, and you know, it started out like he was a little bit like closed off, but he was just you know, he's a huge celebrity. He doesn't know who I am. I'm you know, we have to become fast friends and act like teammates very quickly. But over the course of the day, like it was just so much fun to hang out with them, and Um and I had a goal of so Emil and I over the weekend in Milwaukee, we were ubering to the show and I've Got a Feeling was playing and I did not know Will I Am was going to be my partner until yesterday. But over the weekend on fr Day, we were in this uber and it was like I got a feeling and she's like, you got to not live it up and she's like yeah, like just Fergi being like saying weird things in the background, like and then we'll do it again, Let's do it, Let's do it, Let's save it all in all that, So me and a Meal were joking about like that would be the funnest, like the funniest song to kill yourself too, to like leave it on repeat and my goal because when I found out it was will I Am, I wrote a Meal and I'm like, oh my god, I am like partners with the creator of I Gotta feeling, like the best song to kill yourself Too? And I was like, I really want to tell him that because he was like after I told him I was a Canadian, he was like kind of more entertained by me. And then they were talking about um types of singers because the other contestants were Miss Michelle Visage. She was in a girl group. She's now one of the judges is and like mentors on RuPaul's Drag Race. She's amazing. I love her so much. But she was in a girl group in the eighties and she was talking to or nineties she was talking to will I Am about that and he was like, oh my god, you were in that group. You did that one song and they were like talking about, you know, singing now and like the way girls voices sound and what's like the cool thing and pop and obviously I'm very interested in like vocal performances and how to sound one way. And back when Michelle was doing it, paul Abduel was very in So she was saying that she was getting coach to sound like very breathy, like everything was supposed to be breathy because paul I ab Duel was was breathy. And now it's like to sound like, you know, like this and you know, vocal fry and like kind of Britney spears and then and that's so that I go, what about babies where it's like And then I got a bend in Michigan and this has I had any case in him? And you never did. I like defense and I want my to someone to change my dad and I'm stuck in my crib and I can't get out, and that he's gonna come many changement and like will I am to me? Like what the fun? He was laughing so hard, he was like what is that? I was like, how's he has a no way if you're going to change a dipe? But she's a little baby girl and she did it, and he was laughing. He was like that is fucking crazy. So like I got I went him over there with that. He was like, you're crazy. I love it. And I had a good point. I was like, what's with the baby talk? He's like, it is a thing. So then um, after that we were like we were we were friends, and um, yeah, it was just a fun day. Darren Chris. Do you know Darren Chriss I looked him up after you posted about him on Instagram. Yes, so he is a singer I think Broadway person. Listen, can I tell the truth about Darren Chris? Here's the truth about Darren Chris. I followed him on Instagram as soon as I saw he existed because he is one of the best looking people I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, oh, I'm following this guy, just need to know his whereabouts and what he's up to. And this was probably a year ago, eight months ago. I didn't even know what he did. I knew he was like a musical guy song with a guitar. He's handsome as fuck. Followed him and I always do that when someone's like hot and you know, I don't know, I want to know what they're up to. He's like my ideal looking type of man. He's like seems to be, he looks He's just the kind of type I go for and um, And then about a week ago, he announced that him and his wife were pregnant. I didn't even know he was married, but then they had this Instagram post that was kept showing up where they're holding a sonogram, and I go, I'm out. I un followed him because I just go, I don't need to follow this person where he's like in a relationship, he's has a baby on the way. I don't even know what he does. Not that I wouldn't be a fan if I didn't do some investigating. I just when I followed him, I didn't have time, And then it just never occurred to me to look up what he did. He is so talented still still not clear of his credits, but gonna. I do love him. But it was ironic because I'm not even joking. Last week I and followed him because he has a baby on the way, and I go, wow, that's isn't that funny that I thought I think I have a There was some part in my head I thought I had a chance with him until he posted a sonogram picture and I didn't even know he was married. It's not me being like, well, Julia was a baby, I have a chance. I never was going to slide into his damns. I just I always judge guys when they because Carlile will tell me that would she post anything with her boyfriend. She loses followers because guys are like, I'm cute, I don't want to watch the city more. You got a boyfriend. It's like, did these guys think they had a chance with her before that? And the thing is yes, they did. Because did I think I had a chance with Darren Chris, who I know nothing about other than he's hot? And do I un follow him as soon as he has a baby on the way? He assert damn right, I did, and um, I couldn't. It was so funny because I I had some pride in being like I used to follow him, and I wanted so badly to have already to have you know, I wanted him to, like after we became for is doing the show. I wanted him to go look and follow me and see that I was already following and be like, wow, she is like a fan. But I couldn't because he had a fucking baby on the way. Is that bad to admit that I like follow people until they are tied down that they can even though they think you don't have a chance with them. I don't even know what this person does with m M A fighters Like I have no chance. But as soon as they start posting like all these lovely, lovely pictures with them and a girl, I just like get jealous, like it's an ex boyfriend or something. I mean, it's ridiculous, But I'm following him again because he is nice and we did have a lovely time together. It was a great day. Um, let's get Andrew in here and the whole families in the same under the same roof. It's gonna be a fun one. I just heard the toilet flush. Yeah, he just he definitely just balconied. It is the loudest toilet. It's like a toilet in a you know, elementary school boys room in six. It's so loud. I'm sure he's coming out. He's wiping up. Let's get him in her aunt out. What up, Andy? Ru? Oh, it's good for you to be back in. How much time do you spend today shooting? You think, not shitting, but like on the toilet, waiting for ship to happen. Do you think I go in there just well, we know you were just in there. I didn't ship just now. Oh, Noah heard a flush? I heard a flush though, I mean, Noah, some things are between us. The flush, Yeah, besties want to know. I like how our flush is pretty strong. It sounds like a raging rage against the machine. It sounds like, um, yeah, I didn't did I ship? No? I shipped earlier this morning. Always shot after my coffee. I like look forward to it if my butt isn't hurting. Yeah, it's so sad that you have to think about your butt hurting. It's like the canker sores in my mouth. Does it feel like that? Does it feel the same way like ulcers or is it just like, what does your butt hurting mean? And what does that feel like? Well, here's the interesting thing, is like, imagine your canker sores. Right, every time you ate, they go away, but then every like every time you eat spicy food. I would never eat spicy food. I don't rarely rare. I mean honestly, I would never an egg plant again because of what happened. Yeah, I just I'm done, even though it brings me joy. It's like quitting drinking, you know, like the pain is not worth it. Well, have you tried chopping up the eggplant rather than just take it? No, I just deep throat it, tongue for rust it and I just I lick around the tip and then I well, your growth, nicky, you grows. You know, I'm so disgusted to talk about it. No, I don't talk about that. You seem very like chill. You did fly all night and my chill. Yeah, you seem I got off my feet in a foot massager. I like it. I like, okay, without I just stay overall just chill mood. I like this. I've never seen this. I feel like you're going to assassinate me soon, hopefully, I think it's the glasses. If I take these off, still chill. I honestly think that that that's as easy as that. Still you got like a like a Matthew McConaughey, like watched leather Men. Shit, dude, Yeah, I'm feeling a little sleepy, but like pretty good. I did some really good. Um, Like, I went through a stressful, like moment that I'm not going to get into that you alluded to last night, and I just told you to know about it, but I want my bestie Kelsey witness it. At the show. It was a great show, but something happened that was like really upsetting and got me like fired up and having all the feelings of I'm not good. People hate me. Um, people I admire hate me. People are gonna talk about me. Let me just tell you everyone goes through this. If you're out there and you let's say you have a group of friends and one of your friends you have a spat with and like spat in their face and that wasn't cool, but especially during COVID. But let's say you have a spat and someone someone out there thinks something about you and you know that isn't true. You know, in your core, Like God, they think that thing, and I need to prove to them that it's not real. And also they're gonna tell everyone. Everyone they meet is going to hear from them because they're a loud mouth and they gossip and they hate me and they want to take me down. That they are going to tell everyone that thing that isn't true about me, and then everyone I don't even know those people. I'm not even gonna be able to get to those people to tell them that it's not true, that it's not true, and I don't have a platform to get out there and get ahead of it all those things. Everyone has that in their life. Truly. That happened to me last night, and I do have a platinform, and I did everything in me wanted to go that person thinks something of me, like I'm not that way, and like, oh my god, they're gonna tell this person and they're gonna tell all my friends this, and then there's gonna be this whole community of people who think this one thing about me. And I had been advising my friend a couple of the day yesterday morning about a similar situation in her life, and I said to where you can't control what this person thinks about you, you know yourself, And she goes, but Nikki, she's gonna it's it's gonna get around. And she's telling people this and telling people that, and like everyone's gonna hate me. And I know that she talks and all this stuff, and I go, it doesn't matter, Like do you think it's true? You can only control you? And she was like and she just couldn't. And I go, all you can do is apologize for your hand and whatever your conflict is. She goes, I didn't do anything, and I go, you had to have done There's something that you can find. There's something you can find about how either you're responding to this conflict. There's something that you can say as your side of the street and you can claim and you can apologize to that person. And she's like, I would never And I'm like, she's like, I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm like, it doesn't matter. Just find something. Why do you have to apologize to the person though, understand that every conflict has two sides, every single one. You have a part to play in every conflict that you can and and ignoring it, She's like, I'm just gonna you know, she got a text that was a little bit volatile, and she goes, I'm just ignoring it, and I go, that's that's being to me. That's aggression instead of just going thank you for your feedback, I appreciate it saying something like that or just thank you for your feedback, like just say that, like I have done that with like trolls before on my account and be like, oh man, I hope you have a great day. And then I know. But I think sometimes though, you don't want to give validity to it, like like if this pay some things a certain way about you, I you know, I go through that having a dilemma of whether to stand up for myself or to not give it any weight by saying anything, uh, or just understanding that it's their ship and not my ship. Like these are all like tough choices. I feel like one, if you stay quiet, then you're like, well, now I'm not staying up for myself on being a you know, that will build up somewhere, right. But then the other thing, though, is like if I stand up for myself, am I giving them maybe even what they want? Yes, it's true, you're always going to lose with someone if if the person you're dealing with is already thinking things about you that are irrational and not true for who you think you are, there's no reasoning with this person. These people do not hear you, then why I apologize to them? I don't understand that it's not about it. It's apologizing for what you brought to the table. So give me any example and you could and I'll find a way that you can find your side of it, I promise you. Uh. I'm just trying to think like just a random example of like yeah, like, um, let's say someone's let's conflict in your life that maybe you could run through this. I know, I'm just I just think it shouldn't be shared on here. Okay. Uh, can you can find another one? Maybe from you know, college, high school, someone said something about you and you go, God, that's not true, or you know, well what it this? What if like someone from my hometown was like I never thought I would make it and was like talking shit about me being a dog walker, and like, uh, they were like, oh my god, he's chasing this fucking stupid dream. Okay, something like that, Like why would I and they're talking about me in my hometown? Something like that. Okay, Well that if it's not someone you're dealing with, like up front, they're not confronting you, you don't need to talk to them. But if it even in that case, you can. What I would do is think, Okay, the only times that I've ever been so obsessed with someone's fame or like what they're doing or what they don't deserve, or how bad they are, or like how it's because I run it through when I've felt that way, and it's because I'm insecure because I'm jealous of them. It's always that. So you can just go to that and know that that's the thing that they're going through, and you can honestly feel sad for them and feel like what a sad state to be in? Instead of anger at them. You can go, man, what a sad place to be in? And let's say they age, but you don't know. You only apologize if they actually attack you or they let me. Okay, let's do an example of like, um, let's say you uh, someone backs into your car and that and it's not your fault, but they scream at you, claiming you were you were at fault even though you weren't even moving. Let's say you're parked and they go you, you bumped into me, and you go, you know in that in that altercation, I'm sure you'd go, I know, I didn't and you could be like and they'd be like, yes you did, and they get up in it, and and in that moment, you can just go, Okay, well, i'm sorry you feel that way. What do you want to do about it? But that's not what's gonna happen in that moment. It's gonna be like, no, I didn't you. I was standing here and you bumped into me. That's what's gonna happen there. Let's say you exchange information later and I'm sorry you feel that way. Is different than saying I'm sorry for something that I did, but I'm going to that eventually you exchange information and texting about it, they're still standing their ground. You could I could look at that scenario where I did nothing wrong with my car, but I could look back and say, me engaging in a fight with them right there in front of a bunch of people and yelling and rilling this person up, who I know, is irrational because they just blame me for bumping into them and getting them even more fired up about it in public, when I know that that's not gonna They're not gonna go, oh, you're right. When you come at someone passive, aggressively or aggressively, I could go, I'm sorry the way I handled that, I wish I would have handled it better. It it really sucks that both of our cars got fucked up? How can we come to a resolution here? Like, there's a way to do it where you can always there's always something you don't need apologize for your action, but maybe the way you handle something that was done. Do you say someone just like beat you and you go, I, I am sorry that I was uh that I mean, I just feel like there's always something I can't like think of an examples, but you gotta do some soul searching, honestly, and but the blame, the blame game or trying to just prove that person wrong. Give up. I realized last night I was so worked up about this thing I called. I called a couple of my friends called you. I'm like fired up telling the story like fuck this fuck that what a piece of ship? Motherfuck, like just so angry. And I get back to my hotel room and I have to like pack to go to the airport, and I'm like, I am so worked up, I'm not going to sleep on the plane. I'm first of all, I'm losing my voice even telling this story to three different people. I called, uh, it's taking up so much of my energy. This will this matter in two weeks? No can I change what he's going to say to people. Know, what's the best way to handle it is like, just right to this person and say I'm sorry from like what it. Just really assess it and go if you can find something, if you could squeeze the tiniest bit of your doing out of this fucking dry orange like juice it, so you can find a droplet of what you contributed to it, find it and apologize for that. And that's what I did, and it ended with us exchanging heart emojis. I was able to sleep so well on the plane. I am this morning tell Noah the story. But it's for me now. It's not I hate this person. It's I'm I'm sad for this person that is cannot apologize, Like I can't even understand what it would be like to be that in the wrong and realize it and have someone who's dealing with you and who's willing to totally forgive you and like showing kindness, and you can't even extend a little bit of apology. I didn't even want it from him, but the fact that he couldn't do it, I just go, that sucks. That sucks, and I feel I feel sad. I feel for him, not like, oh I pity him. I'm just like I'm I'm I'm blessed. I guess the fear is rejection, right, like if you do, but you, I mean that essentially kind of happened, like you apologize. He kind of apologized back. Not really, No, he didn't. He didn't at all. There was nothing there was before you guys start yelling. But I'm not mad about it because that's not what I needed. I once I said the text, I didn't need anything back from him. All I needed is to see was delivered. Before it was delivered, I was like, I was still anxious as soon as it delivered. I swear to god, I didn't care, but wasn't. I cleared up my side of the street. I was accountable for what I contributed to the conflict, and I did contribute something, and so I as soon as I apologized for that, and I really meant it, and I wasn't just doing it to placate him. I actually meant I was sorry for what I contributed to it. And I was able to get there very quickly because I do work on myself and I I've done this so many times and it's so hard to fucking squeeze that dry orange and find something. But now I'm getting better at it that I can get there right away. It was gone the second I apologize to Taylor Swift on my Instagram. Didn't matter whether or not she wrote back to me. I was able to like have a good day that day. And before I sent that Instagram, I was having the worst day. But it was just like apologizing, freeze you so you need to so you can do the apology without expecting anything in Oh no, you don't want something in return. I honestly didn't want something in return, And when I got nothing in it didn't make me mad. It made me go, wow, I not only am I not mad at this person, I just see it's so much more clearly, and I'm very lucky that I'm able to be like to have the ability to handle it this way. And to be free of it, Like this isn't gonna affect me, and it's two years ago. This would have kept going for years. I would have I would have loved this conflict. But what I was saying when I wasn't saying that he apologized back. Let me take that back. But what he wrote back wasn't like accusatory or like you know, saying, you know, doubling down on what went down. It was more like you know, safe travel, Like it was like it was kind. It was kind. That was my point. It was it was nothing. It was nothing. It was neutral, and that is that's only like as soon as we exchanged heart emojis, I was like, oh my god, we went from being like the biggest enemies, like I'll never speak to him again, he's dead to me, to like can't wait something like now I know now I know who you are, and I'm not mad at you. I know who you are, and I'm sad and I hope that I'm sad for you, and I'm sad that you can't be authentic and be yourself and that you're so scared of being vulnerable and admitting people are so scared to admit they're wrong, and I'm not mad at you. I love you so much and I really I hope the best for you. I really do. I am I will be a champion of you, and I'm not going to talk about you. I'm not going to because I've released it and will what I have said that twenty hours ago. Fuck no, I was like, fuck you, You're dead to me. I will never talk to you again. I will. I'll be on a crusade to ruin your name, but I have no intention of doing that. I've done it before and it's led to so it's led to so many people hating me because I hated one person who wronged me, and it's it. It led to so much bullshit. It's not worth it, you guys, It's not worth it. It's so it's I know, you feel like a little bit if you apologize for something that you don't feel is wrong. But the truth is you've got to get to a place where you can actually know that you brought something to it too that was wrong, not just do it to placate them. And to get to this place, you have to honestly know it and it you know, it takes a lot of work, But I'm just grateful to be there and I don't feel like better than or anything. I I I'm sad for people who can't. I mean, I really feel like you're completely like over this kid. No, I'm gonna now. It's really nice because I had this a certain conversation with someone uh that I was very scared of, intimidated by, and who showed me their true colors in the same way that this person did, where it was just like, Oh, I see what you're capable of, and it's not much in terms of like being a empathetic person or being kind or forgiving or humble. I saw this from another person that I put on a huge pedestal, and it was so interesting the second I was able to see what they really were and like they were kind of a cocksucker. I like likes them. I was just like, Oh, I'm not scared of you anymore. I'm not like nervous around you. I know what you are. You don't scare me. It's okay. You've you're obviously in a lot of pain. It's not me being like you poor baby. It's just like that must suck, and I have I have empathy for you feel being a person that not only do you refuse to apologize or empathize, you can't. It's asking someone to give you a hug that doesn't have arms. I can't get mad at someone who doesn't have arms, that won't hug me, but he has phantom pains in there. Yeah, I'm sure, Okay, alright, I swear to God I forgot Noah is in our is in our kitchen. I swear. I swear to God. I was looking at her, and I was and it just hit me again. I go, Okay, anyways, it's really weird in my brain. Anyways, have all the swells. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. We know what that means, Nikki, It's Wednesday and live show tonight. It's gonna be fun. Um okay. After a viral post, angry Disney fans are calling on Disney to ban a couple that wore sexually suggestive T shirts to the theme park. T shirts say they're pretty just to warn you. I would ban anyone, any adult who wears Disney shirts. Honestly, I'd rather than wear this shirt than like a goofy shirt they wear. I gave her the D like Disney love It. I wanted the D it's a couple. Okay. Is the D look like the Disney d y? Yeah? The Disney G also does not look like a D. And it's always bugged me. It never looked like a D to me. It always looked like a G as a kid. I just never understood that that was a d um. That's hilarious. And who has a problem with that? Anyone who has a problem with sexually overt things is such a closeted pervert. They want they want sex so bad. They hate themselves for either what happened to them as a child or what they want so bad, but they feel repressed about it, so they lash out at things that they blamed their kids. They blame their kids. They go, my kids can't see that. Oh no again, kids can understand I was a kid. Once they have the Internet. They are fucking seeing people swallowing Mickey Mouse's cock like a cartoon, you know what I mean, Mickey banging who then oh there's Marge porn, Peter's Mickey Paris. It just blows my mind that these people are like this. You were a kid, did you think everything adults did you should get to do? Or was there some that was there some awareness that things were off limits to you because you were a kid. There was never a thing that like I saw like an adult doing where I'm like my ays or like or like hand this. I would just say if if I didn't understand something, or something seemed to be inappropriate, or parents went like, oh, don't look at that, I wouldn't go I want to do that. I have to do that. I would go, that's an adult thing, and I would get to do it when I grow up. I wasn't like dying to do things that. You know. I saw people smoking, but I wasn't smoking cigarettes. I saw people drinking. I wasn't drinking as a kid. Like you know your parents having sex. Have you ever heard your parents having sex? I heard my dad banged my step mom, But that was just because when you are in the room. Yeah, yeah, I was underneath the bed hide the dusk at your dad's work allegedly. Allegedly. Uh yeah, so I heard him banging one time because I stay, I lived above them. I just heard my dad. I heard my dad more than my step mom. To be honest, what did it sound like? Oh? God about it. It sounded like a gorilla dying. Yeah, it was pretty hot. I didn't know my brother. I don't think my older brother was back in college at the time, so I kind of had to take it because my little brother was six years younger. So I kind of just lived with that on my own. And I was like, I guess that was that's what love is, that's what love mak no. I never heard it, but I was aware that my parents were having sex. Like I there was an age where I was like, Oh, this thing that people do, my parents are probably doing and if they do it, I don't feel like, well, I want to do it like I just I was able to say that there are certain things that were for adults and certain things that weren't. Well, I guess these people are mad because you're you're they're taking what is made for children, like the Disney d that looks like a g and they're making it. How about adults that go to Disney World without children? Why are you making the same for children? You're weird. Yeah, that's so creepy. Just anytime you look at anyone yourself, anyone that gets upset about something, it's because they want that thing, they have done that thing, they are that thing, or they someone that they like it's always has to do with you. If you hate something so much, look inside and it will always tell you something about yourself. It's it's kind of spooky the way it works. Next story, um Next story is bar, a bar offering no alcohol opened in Iowa City. So does bar making mock cocktail and like it's a place to go where you don't want to drink. There's no pressure to drink. The karaoke there. You know, there's still fake alcohol, which fine, but it feels like a bar. Like I feel like sometimes if you don't drink, it's either a coffee shop or a bar, Like there's nothing for the sober night sober hank, yeah, where you can get the coffee shop and then everyone's like quiet and sitting at little tables like yeah yeah at a coffee shop, yeah yeah. There's no idea like going up to someone, and going up to somebody at a bar is like it's just understood. But if you go up to someone at a coffee shop, it just feels. I wonder if people have the same kind of looseness though at this sober bar that they would if they didn't have alcohol, because I think the alcohol is what makes people loose enough to go up to people. I love it, Like all the hot pussy ended up going there and guys were still getting hammered before they go to that bar. Definitely, you would have pre games to go, so you go to anything. I got to talk to So we're not having alcohol tonight at our live show, and like no, And it didn't even occur to me to have alcohol, but it became a whole issue of like, we can't get the permit for it. We like bring your own, No, they can't do that either. But I was just like, who cares? Is it so much to ask people to go somewhere at nights or a show and not drink, Like what care you need to drink? Like people will be pregaming or at least I'm fine with you doing that. But I just like, I don't even think there's there's nothing in my mind that was like, oh, this is gonna be a less exciting show, or like when I perform. When we perform at these theaters, I don't feel like they're drunk crowds. Like I've performed at clubs. They are not drunk crowds because they're listening, they're attentive, like and when they have been drunk. Crowds. Those shows suck, they're worse. Also, you know, you get the sometimes you'll get like a forty person line for the bar, and you'll see the line because it's the only part lit because it's behind the seats, so you just see people like like that's silent. Yeah, I gotta get a vat of soda. She's talking about her. You know, you just whatever people just need because it's date night. And then you can't get laid without alcohol because men don't know how to be Go to Iowa City, Go to Iowa. I really do. I think I've stumbled upon something that alcohol is just a way to get people to fuck, and all you have to do to get people to fuck guys, men don't need alcohol to funk. By the way, like you you guys get horny enough that you can just kind of to talk to a woman is more courageous for us. Well, that you just need to work on your self esteem. But when it comes to fucking, like, men need to stop relying on alcohol to get a woman to the place where she's gonna fuck, and so do women. And they have to rely on the fact that like if you're earn enough you get drunk. Drunk and horny nous are the same thing, Like real horny nous. You're the same kind of stupid and kind of one one trained thought, and like it's it's the same kind of feeling. When I've been really horny, I am. I haven't been drunk in ten years. It's the only time I feel drunk is when I'm super horny. Like I do feel like people that when they get horny start drinking. Like it's connected as well, Like it's like, oh my god, I wanna fuck, I gotta get drunk to fuck. I got like it's all connected. But yes, I do understand the one enough you would actually engage in sex that you wanted to have, as opposed to stuff that you're only having because you forced yourself to get into this mind state that would naturally be brought on if you waited to be aroused naturally by someone who you know, fingered you before they took their dick out and tried to put it in here. One time I went to I was in New York. I was in Brooklyn, and it was like ten in the morning. I was walking a dog. I was dog sitting this beautiful girl like came up, talked about talked to me about the dog. She was gorgeous, and she's like, I'm actually going to a day party. It's a silver rave on the water in Brooklyn around noon, if you want to stop by. And I went there and like, this is something I would have never done. And I was dead silver noon and I'm dancing to rave music and I'm like, I've never done anything like that since, but I gotta tell you, it's like one of the best times in my life. I did get her number and she told me she just wants to be friends. But it wasn't yeah if she's like you know what I'm I started drinking again after I met you. No, but it was like, but I get like the horny nous led me to this rave during the day and it was fucking awesome, Like I would do it if and also knowing everyone else is kind of in the same mindset. Yeah, but if you're but wouldn't you agree that horny and drunk are kind of the same brain A thousand time. I just think though that like horny can lead to drunk and drunk, and like they could because I know that when I get drunk, I want to get more drunk, right, So like when you get horny, you just want to get more horny, and sometimes you can't, so you just go start drinking. So like it feeds like they're both the same feelings. So horny nous can feed drunkenness. But if you just try to carry the horny nous out and actually put yourself in a situation where a woman is engaging with you to make you horny and you're both consenting, sober individuals, you can get pretty drunk on horny nous. So if you live in Iowa City, don't masturbate all week, go down to I think it's nonimpaired bar and have yourself a horny fucking night boy. Yeah that's all right. Let's take a quick break and come back with why do I care? All right? Why do I care? Why do I care? Um? Mega stall Or I'm sorry, Megan the Stallion? Uh oh my god? You What do you do on a nickname basis with this girl? Yeah? Empty, Yes, they abuse her hell razor Halloween costume for her? How to weeen party little early? How do we feel about people dressing up a week they're kind of making about them? Halloween about them. I think it's a little early. Halloween is about is always about them. Halloween is about nothing except it's a It's a way to indulge in, like say, look at me and look at look at how interesting I can be. I mean it's fun, but celebrities. Celebrities are like like Heidi Cloms, She's like like gloom is the one that just goes for one day. I get to be ugly, and I'd like to see what it's like to be someone who does not get doors held open for them and have every everyone turned and look like she always fixed, Like just she just puts a mole on her face. She just dressed as an old woman. It's just like a woman. She dresses she wants a six. And it was like, what the fuck she's crazy. There was like an age spot on her cheek and everyone was like she she goes all loud. She put cellul on her back of her thighs. No, she's looked pretty disgusting before, and I bet it's really fun for her because it's so different. It's like when girls dress up as sluts, like they get to get all this attention to be this thing that they never get to be. That is deep down they it's like living you know, when you put on a wig or you put on like when you put on that blonde wig that day, like you felt a new confidence. Yeah. Have you ever had sex with someone while they're still in costume? No, God, i'd be hot. I haven't done it either. O. UM, I can't talk about it really. Yeah, I know it sucks. Someone was wearing a thing and I was like keeping uh no, see this is my thing though. Like you know when someone has a birthday and then they have a birthday month and they make that the thing with Halloween, if you're gonna do it a week early, it just doesn't you're doing it. You're making this. I don't mind it. No. I was like, I kind of I get sad when holidays end, so like, let's just like extended and Halloween customs are fun and like that hell Raiser costume that she did was pretty cool. So uncomfortable. Um, I did a role play the other night I kind of told you about. It was so fun. I don't know what got into me, but I was just like I was just wearing this like new nightgown I got from Luna, which I loved, by the way, nightgown seems kind of a g all of a sudden, I was like just watching TV with the guy that I'm seeing, and we're on the couch, and I was just like, out of nowhere. We were just about to watch ted Lasso in the room. No no, you weren't there, and I was like, oh no, you had just gone to bed and I was, and we were about to do it on the couch, but I go, no, no, no, And I was just like, out of nowhere. I just go, I should probably go home, Like the kids are asleep and you're already back. Uh, I just I feel weird staying up with the dad of the kids I babysitting for. And he was just like and I was just like, I mean, my parents want me home soon, and you're already back and the kids are asleep, but should probably should probably the kid in this scenario, Yeah, you're the kid. I put the I put the baby to sleep, and we hear and the kid just got up to use the party listen to rage against the machine in there, so white me Dad dad, um yeah then and it just took me right away. He was just like, I think you should hang out a little bit more like what time do your parents expect you home? And I was like, I didn't tell them. I mean they figure you'll be out late. And he's like, well, my wife is drunk passed out upstairs. It was just like became this whole thing. Wait, our apartment became two stories. Yeah, we added we put on an addition real quick. But it was hot. It was so fun. So then yeah, keep going. So then he's like, oh, let me take the babysit her back to the bedroom. Yeah, And then we were he was just like, you know, what do you do with your boyfriend? I was like, we haven't done anything, and like I he like, I don't even know what to do to him. And then it turned out that I was like in love with this guy and I and then he he started out being like, Oh, I'm gonna teach you what you could do to your boyfriend. I'm like, but I want to do it to you. I love you, and I like smell your clothes when the kids go to sleep. And I made it into this like teenage girls obsessed with this hot dad. And and then I think his wife is really hot, but like I don't want to be her, and all these things like it's almost like hand that rocks the cradle. It was kind of creep the I didn't go that far, but I was like, you know, she's so hot and like I could never be like her and like and I'm like and then he was trying. And then it was interesting because I could see him turn into like this sleazy guy who went from being like I'm just gonna sunk this girl to like convincing me that he could love me. And it was just so fucked because he was like, honestly, I'm going to leave my wife for you. It was just like all a dime. And I was like, really, you're gonna leave? He was like, yeah, I want to be with you. I love you. And I was just like this is so funny, like what like a girl would fall for. And then I just started playing in the dumb girl and I was like really, but what about school? And he was like do you want to get pregnant? And I'm like yeah, Like then we started doing this like pregnancy talk. It was really hot. We've never done that before. But it was in your room, which is the spare bedroom in your in your yeah, I guess it was his bedroom, but his wife has passed out in the car. He left her the garage with the car on. Yeah I love you. Yeah Yeah there was murder. Yeah, we we we hit a lot of genres. Let me just say I thought I heard something. All Right, we gotta let's go. Let's play weekly wild Card game. It's wild Card Wednesday. That means we're just gonna play. Uh, we're gonna do whatever segment we feel like doing. Today is a new game we call it's called the Best Friend Game, and I got it from Uncommon Goods, which is one of our sponsors that has a bunch of fun, wacky gift ideas. I got this one immediately because I thought it'd be fun to play on the show to see who's the better friend. Noah, you're gonna ask the questions Andrew and I are going to write on our white boards to see, uh who gets the answer? Right. I guess that's how we're gonna play it. Yeah, Okay. Timothy shallowm and Zenda played this. They played a similar version of this, but now where they're guessing the other person. I think they just answered there's no blank cards involved. They're just talking. Okay. The first question, what's the dumbest thing we've done together. The dumbest thing we've done together. Oh my god. Uh, that's tough. Dumbest thing. You guys travel all the time together. Anything at the airport. Andrew used to walk Luigi back in the day. I got it. Okay, okay, go for it, okay, right faster. M hm. He's left handed, he writes, so weird. He just erases what he writes as he writes. He writes, the pain of being a lefty. I don't think this will be right, but I don't know them thing. This is dumbest, Like in every way, we gave our I d s to Anya and Matt so they could fly on our in our place on a plane. We literally committed federal as you say it is allegedly we didn't do that. Well, it's weird because I wrote down to say no, I didn't I go when you left. I don't know if you remember this, when you left water on in your apartment and you locked yourself out and I came and I had to help you. But I guess that wasn't it together. That was just you, but I was there. That was dumb ash, Yeah, that was dumb as it was Luigi's fault, dude. All right, next one, that's a good memory though I forgot about Oh my god, it was one of the worst times in my life. What subject was I best at in high school? Oh? Um, so, Nikki, writes Andrews. And Andrews writes Nicky's. Yeah, yeah, I think I know this one. I think I know Nikki's. You know what, I'm not getting. It's gonna be hard because I don't think Andrew was like, actually excelled at any of them, but this one is probably going to be his best. English English for you, English for you too? Really yeah. I mean like I wasn't gonna say math or science for you. I would say history. Sports. Sports is not a subject, but history I was better at. But I'm good at memorizing things. Oh you are? Yeah, okay, God damn it, you're good. Okay. Next up, my house is burning down. What one item do I grab? Um? Okay, I got this. This one is easy, I think, Yeah, Okay, it's tough. It's I wrote to this. You should know this one, alright ready set woman, are a pillow? Okay, yeah, you're right, it's my pillow. It's a shitty little stain pillow. I would say, your most expensive golf club. Yes, that's a good answer. Okay, yes, very good answer. Alright, noah, Next, this is fun. I can play this all day. Well, I eat something past it's expiration date, a day past it's expiration, a day past, a day past. Okay, I think I already. No, he would not, I don't know a day. He would smell it and go, do you think this is good? And he would ask me, and then I would say yes, Because expiration dates are consumer they're lies. Lie to you everyone. You can go way, you can blow way past it, smell it and taste it. It's not going to kill you. Stopping such a fucking pussy. I hate when so much food gets wasted because people are like the expiration date. Stop doing what Monsanto is telling you to do. Se you buy more. Come on, you're smarter than that. Okay, all right, let's let's make this one the last one. Oh okay, hold on, I don't like this question. Actually it says who do we like to make fun of? I think that's too me. Okay, what was the most fun we've ever had together? The most fun we've ever had together? Really? That quick? That's wild to me? Um m fuck. M hmm, God, think of just one. No, We've had so many good times, so many, I mean, there's just too many that you can't even even one. You can't even think of one, every single one. A lot of my thoughts of good times are shows. Um, don't do shows, right, No, I'm not going to do shows. But um, we're traveling. I think I know you're gonna know that this one as soon as I say it, you're gonna go. Yeah, that was one of the best. Oh, um, dude, Okay, let me give you some hints. Um, trees, pathways, uh, boys, trees, fall, winter weather, changing seasons, pictures, taking a photo me in a tree when I acted like a bird. No, God, I think Nicky has to go to her parents house and I do have to go to my parents house to have some fun that they'll probably forget to know. I have had so much fun with you. Most of our fun, though, is like on the balcony together in New York. Was those are some really good times? All right? That's a good answer. Mine was being in Indiana writing around on lime scool, taking photo shoot in where you would take off your shirt and then get really scared because people and also let me just add anything involving edge that's very fun. Edge is always fun. Brings makes me laugh a lot. Um, that has been fun. I think we've had some final answers. Yes, dancing has been fun. Oh and you know what anytime we do coffee, being in a coffee, coffee, being in tea leaves. Yeah. Our live Instagram show that is on Nikki Glazer Pod. We haven't done in a while because we've been doing. Yeah, that was that's really fun. All right, Uh, no, final answer, Let's do one more. Okay, what was my favorite clothing brand in middle school? Clothing brand in middle school? Um, he doesn't know any women's clothing brands, but I'm gonna say Andrew liked those shirts that were like absolute absolute key absolute, like or like any of those Like No, I did like like I had like a couple no fear shirt. Yeah, no fear, no fear like Guy Harvey shirts. That's a Florida thing. Um yeah, yeah, I went through some different phases, but yeah, those are definitely anything. The coolest guy in school was wearing ad a Michael Jordan's jersey. I had a couple of jerseys. Did you have starter jackets? I guess it never got cold enough in Florida, it didn't get called but jerseys were kind of big. Yeah in middle school for we didn't have it yet, And I probably wouldn't have gone there because the dressing rooms were like you had to change in front of other girls, and I was scared to show my titties. Yeah, dude that they were like they're all their dressing rooms. They're like European. But I guess it's like California, but like there's no rooms. You just change in a big room, which I find so much better now. I hate little dressing rooms. Or you're like, I have to open up this little saloon door. I said, I don't know if we got besties right in and say, if you remember back in the early every stranger, but yeah, at a Hollister it was like you go into the dressing room. And by the way, when I went to Paris, France, you would walk around into stores and there's no everyone just gets naked right there in the aisle, and I fucking love it. I always do that in stores now, like if I'm wearing a bra that could work as a top somewhere else, Like I just like change. I'm like I don't care. It looks like a swimsuit. Like if a guy sees me, I don't want to go get a number, walk into this fucking room. Locked the door that doesn't lock. Have people keep going, oh, I'm sorry, it didn't mean to and like take a number. It's just like a whole thing. I just think, like the whole hollis dear thing though it's like made for younger girls, and then there's guy. I don't know, I just thought that. I guess I got the girls and guys. Yeah, no, I know that, but I just like it just seems like a locker room, you know, like you expect girls to do that in locker rooms. High school, where did you shop at? Noah, it was the coolest brand. I wore a lot of gas limited to was that was the best old Navy UMLA American Eagle ever. Probably didn't come in for me until high school. I guess I'm showing I grew up in Brooklyn. Yeah that's different. Wow. Yeah, Oh I liked the shirts that were like we had a friend go into Spencers and get something funny. Oh yeah, like pasta that mickey. Oh yeah, my friend Halla wore a shirt in sixth grade that we we bullied her for so bad and it just said whatever, dot dot dot, and we were always like, hey, Halla, whatever, and we're just like, is that your motto? Halla? We towards her her for and I would love to get her on this show to h it's just like whatever, just having a cool too, towards life. Even though we were like six graders that like cared so much about what people thought of us. She was just like, I don't know whatever. It made me left so hard that I just why you made fun of it so much back then, because you were so worried about what people thought. Yeah, that was that's why we made fun of it. Was like, this is not how any of us feel. Ever, we were self aware enough to know that this is ridiculous to pretend like Rastafarian, like Jamaica whatever, or like good life shirts, good life dude, or red dog. You're a red dog? No, uh no, fear was great Big dogs, Big dogs stay on the porch, while the little dogs wrote await no big Johnson. I don't remember that one. Is that Big Johnson was alluding to the penis and no parents cared then? Oh yeah, back in my day, you could wear shirt a young dig on it man, and you lived in Florida where Disney was right around a corner. Things of change. We got to save our energy. Form the live show tonight. Can't wait to see you guys out there. Uh we will be here for a show tomorrow. Life from St. Louis with Noah, She'll still be here and uh so, don't be cut out there and Jees