Dan’s got some nominees to go work for a newly-created silence factory for people in the news we’re tired of hearing about. 

In the “Article of the Week’, Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent says the Strait of Hormuz will be irrelevant body of water in two years. 

The ‘Super Local Segment’ involves a crazed woman with a stick, an In-N-Out drive thru, and a gymnast wielding a spatula. 

Dan’s got the ‘Word of the Week’, a NASCAR preview no one asked for, and a long-overdue update on some polls.