Walrus penis stolen from bar

Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2

Safe found filled with something surprising

Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested

Couple divorcing over social media comments

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her neighbor’s pond, and a couple in Turkey is getting divorced after the husband was accused of commenting on other women’s photos on social media.

00:13 - Walrus penis stolen from bar
07:42 - Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery
13:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:41 - Safe found filled with something surprising
33:31 - MVP
41:56 - Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested
49:08 - Turkish couple divorcing over social media comments

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her neighbor&rsquo;s pond, and a couple in Turkey is getting divorced after the husband was accused of commenting on other women&rsquo;s photos on social media. 00:13 - Walrus penis stolen from bar 07:42 - Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery 13:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:41 - Safe found filled with something surprising 33:31 - MVP 41:56 - Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested 49:08 - Turkish couple divorcing over social media comments

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!