Tim Wilson and Kate Hawkesby are back to help Mike Hosking wrap the week that was and stop him from telling stories he shouldn’t.

They cover Tim’s holiday in Nelson, The Country’s 30th anniversary, Scrabble going ‘woke’ and the popularity of Vampire Weekend.

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Tim Wilson and Kate Hawkesby are back to help Mike Hosking wrap the week that was and stop him from telling stories he shouldn’t. 
They cover Tim’s holiday in Nelson, The Country’s 30th anniversary, Scrabble going ‘woke’ and the popularity of Vampire Weekend. 
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Wrapping the Week with Kate Hawkesby and Tim Wilson: Tim's Nelson holiday, the Country's 30th anniversary, Scrabble going woke, and Vampire Weekend

"I never stop": Jerry Seinfeld discusses NZ tour, comedy career 

One of the most iconic names in comedy, Jerry Seinfeld is no stranger to audiences. 

He’s been performing since the late 1970’s, creating and starring in the semi-fictionalised sitcom of his own life —Seinfeld—which became the most watched sitcom in American television by its third season. 

Seinfeld is returning to New Zealand, bringing his comedy tour to kiwi stages, and while for most tours are sporadic the comedian revealed that he’s always on the road. 

“I’m always touring,” he told Newstalk ZB’s Mike Hosking. 

“I never stop.” 

He compared it to muscle memory, saying that stopping would have him lose the sharpness of his comedy. 

“You can do this because if you stop and think about it too much, it doesn’t look possible. How could I walk out there onto that stage and not come back for an hour?” 

Despite his status as a comic legend, Seinfeld doesn’t view himself the same way, revealing that most comedians are driven by doubt. 

“It is a tricky, a little balance beam to do your dance on.” 

Unlike many other comedians Seinfeld’s show doesn’t have a name, and he told Hosking that that’s for the younger people. 

“I did a sitcom so I don’t have to do that,” he said. 

“I hope you like it, but if you don’t, that’s fine too.” 

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<h2>"I never stop": Jerry Seinfeld discusses NZ tour, comedy career&nbsp;</h2>
One of the most iconic names in comedy, Jerry Seinfeld is no stranger to audiences.&nbsp;
He’s been performing since the late 1970’s, creating and starring in the semi-fictionalised sitcom of his own life —Seinfeld— which became the most watched sitcom in American television by its third season.&nbsp;
Seinfeld is returning to New Zealand, bringing his comedy tour to kiwi stages, and while for most tours are sporadic the comedian revealed that he’s always on the road.&nbsp;
“I’m always touring,” he told Newstalk ZB’s Mike Hosking.&nbsp;
“I never stop.”&nbsp;
He compared it to muscle memory, saying that stopping would have him lose the sharpness of his comedy.&nbsp;
“You can do this because if you stop and think about it too much, it doesn’t look possible. How could I walk out there onto that stage and not come back for an hour?”&nbsp;
Despite his status as a comic legend, Seinfeld doesn’t view himself the same way, revealing that most comedians are driven by doubt.&nbsp;
“It is a tricky, a little balance beam to do your dance on.”&nbsp;
Unlike many other comedians Seinfeld’s show doesn’t have a name, and he told Hosking that that’s for the younger people.&nbsp;
“I did a sitcom so I don’t have to do that,” he said.&nbsp;
“I hope you like it, but if you don’t, that’s fine too.”&nbsp;
LISTEN ABOVE&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

Best of 2024: Jerry Seinfeld on the Mike Hosking Breakfast

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Newstalk ZB’s Mike Hosking might just be David Walliams’ biggest fan — and he couldn’t believe it when the comedian surprised him in the studio this morning. 

Walliams, who is in Auckland for his An Audience with David Walliams tour, sneaked into the Newstalk ZB studio on Friday before his first show, catching Hosking unawares while singing (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing. 

When he spotted Walliams, the broadcaster was gobsmacked. “No fricking way, how exciting is that! This is magnificent.” 

“Hello mate, I’ve missed you. I worry about you in those tight jeans, a man of your age,” Walliams joked. 

Walliams met Hosking and his wife, Kate Hawkesby, in London last year, joking with the radio host, “I remember Kate, but not you ... still married?” 

He revealed the surprise had been in the works for some time “because you have a really huge crush on me, and it would be exciting for you”. 

“Yes, I do,” Hosking confirmed. 

When asked how the tour was going so far, Walliams said his shows in Australia had been “fantastic”. 

“I’ve been so popular in Auckland that we added this show tonight,” he said. 



David Walliams paid a surprise visit to the Newstalk ZB studio. Photo / Michael Craig

“I’ve got my funny stories that I’ve thought about what they are and I’m telling them ... but at the same time, the audiences have been so great in Australia, and I’m sure they’ll be even better in New Zealand, they sort of give you permission to kind of push it further and further and just be spontaneous,” the comedian told Hosking. 

“It’s really restored my faith in performing comedy. Like, oh yeah, when we all get together in a room, what we really want is a laugh and it’s spontaneous, I’ve been saying some pretty rude things.” 

Hosking confessed spontaneity was Hawkesby’s worry because she didn’t want to be embarrassed from their front-row seats. 

Walliams jokingly replied that shouldn’t be an issue for the radio host. “You look like the kind of man that’d like attention.” 

“No, I don’t want to be part of it, I just want to enjoy your talent,” Hosking responded. 

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Newstalk ZB’s Mike Hosking might just be David Walliams’ biggest fan — and he couldn’t believe it when the comedian surprised him in the studio this morning.&nbsp;
Walliams, who is in Auckland for his An Audience with David Walliams tour, sneaked into the Newstalk ZB studio on Friday before his first show, catching Hosking unawares while singing (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing.&nbsp;
When he spotted Walliams, the broadcaster was gobsmacked. “No fricking way, how exciting is that! This is magnificent.”&nbsp;

“Hello mate, I’ve missed you. I worry about you in those tight jeans, a man of your age,” Walliams joked.&nbsp;
Walliams met Hosking and his wife, Kate Hawkesby, in London last year, joking with the radio host, “I remember Kate, but not you ... still married?”&nbsp;
He revealed the surprise had been in the works for some time “because you have a really huge crush on me, and it would be exciting for you”.&nbsp;
“Yes, I do,” Hosking confirmed.&nbsp;
When asked how the tour was going so far, Walliams said his shows in Australia had been “fantastic”.&nbsp;
“I’ve been so popular in Auckland that we added this show tonight,” he said.&nbsp;
<p style="-webkit-user-drag: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; user-select: text; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap; vertical-align: baseline; font-kerning: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: windowtext; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;">
<p style="-webkit-user-drag: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; user-select: text; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap; vertical-align: baseline; font-kerning: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: windowtext; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;">David Walliams paid a surprise visit to the Newstalk ZB studio. Photo / Michael Craig 
“I’ve got my funny stories that I’ve thought about what they are and I’m telling them ... but at the same time, the audiences have been so great in Australia, and I’m sure they’ll be even better in New Zealand, they sort of give you permission to kind of push it further and further and just be spontaneous,” the comedian told Hosking.&nbsp;
“It’s really restored my faith in performing comedy. Like, oh yeah, when we all get together in a room, what we really want is a laugh and it’s spontaneous, I’ve been saying some pretty rude things.”&nbsp;
Hosking confessed spontaneity was Hawkesby’s worry because she didn’t want to be embarrassed from their front-row seats.&nbsp;
Walliams jokingly replied that shouldn’t be an issue for the radio host. “You look like the kind of man that’d like attention.”&nbsp;
“No, I don’t want to be part of it, I just want to enjoy your talent,” Hosking responded.&nbsp;
<p style="-webkit-user-drag: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; user-select: text; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap; vertical-align: baseline; font-kerning: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: windowtext; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;">LISTEN ABOVE

Best of 2024: David Walliams' surprise visit with Mike Hosking

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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has been forced to wear a Highlanders jersey this morning after the team beat the Crusaders on the weekend. 

Luxon —a die-hard Crusaders fan— had a bet with Newstalk ZB producer Sam Carran over the outcome of Saturday’s game. 

He was a good sport at the NZME offices this morning, laughing as he donned the jersey - but he told ZB’s Mike Hosking to expect a “shocking interview”. 

He said Carran was “the nicest man in the country” on the outside but inside was “Machiavellian”. 

Luxon said he had warned Carran he was a size XL but the producer had given him an XS jersey. 

Luxon last week maintained the Crusaders would turn around their losing form against the Highlanders, but it wasn’t to be. Waitangi Tribunal appeal 

Luxon told Hosking the Government is still considering whether to appeal the Court of Appeal’s judgement, which sided with the Waitangi Tribunal over its summons of Children’s Minister Karen Chhour. 

”We only got the judgement yesterday. So it’s a pretty big judgement and we need to work our way through it, and then take advice on whether we will appeal it and what we’ll do next. 

”The key issue was that “we don’t believe section 7AA is the right thing. We think the primacy of a child is important over above their cultural needs”. 

Some of the information the Waitangi Tribunal had asked for was from Cabinet discussions, which was “frustrating”, he said. 

The Government was trying to act in the spirit of “probity” - “making sure that the different branches of government are respectful of each other”. Fast Tracking 

Regarding Monday’s announcement about new the regional roading programme, Luxon said the Government was “very up for bringing in private capital” for public-private partnerships. 

The Fast-Track consenting process would be critical for many of the projects, and the planned National Infrastructure Agency would deal with financing and funding - working out whether private, domestic or international capital was most appropriate for each project. 

New Zealand also needed to become more attractive for foreign capital, Luxon said - adding that NZ was ranked second-least attractive in the OECD in that respect, just ahead of Mexico. 

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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has been forced to wear a Highlanders jersey this morning after the team beat the Crusaders on the weekend.&nbsp;
Luxon —a die-hard Crusaders fan— had a bet with Newstalk ZB producer Sam Carran over the outcome of Saturday’s game.&nbsp;
He was a good sport at the NZME offices this morning, laughing as he donned the jersey - but he told ZB’s Mike Hosking to expect a “shocking interview”.&nbsp;

He said Carran was “the nicest man in the country” on the outside but inside was “Machiavellian”.&nbsp;
Luxon said he had warned Carran he was a size XL but the producer had given him an XS jersey.&nbsp;
Luxon last week maintained the Crusaders would turn around their losing form against the Highlanders, but it wasn’t to be.&nbsp;
<h2 aria-level="2">Waitangi Tribunal appeal&nbsp;</h2>
Luxon told Hosking the Government is still considering whether to appeal the Court of Appeal’s judgement, which sided with the Waitangi Tribunal over its summons of Children’s Minister Karen Chhour.&nbsp;
”We only got the judgement yesterday. So it’s a pretty big judgement and we need to work our way through it, and then take advice on whether we will appeal it and what we’ll do next.&nbsp;
”The key issue was that “we don’t believe section 7AA is the right thing. We think the primacy of a child is important over above their cultural needs”.&nbsp;

Some of the information the Waitangi Tribunal had asked for was from Cabinet discussions, which was “frustrating”, he said.&nbsp;
The Government was trying to act in the spirit of “probity” - “making sure that the different branches of government are respectful of each other”.&nbsp;
<h2>Fast Tracking&nbsp;</h2>
Regarding Monday’s announcement about new the regional roading programme, Luxon said the Government was “very up for bringing in private capital” for public-private partnerships.&nbsp;
The Fast-Track consenting process would be critical for many of the projects, and the planned National Infrastructure Agency would deal with financing and funding - working out whether private, domestic or international capital was most appropriate for each project.&nbsp;
New Zealand also needed to become more attractive for foreign capital, Luxon said - adding that NZ was ranked second-least attractive in the OECD in that respect, just ahead of Mexico.&nbsp;
LISTEN ABOVE &nbsp;

Best of 2024: Christopher Luxon loses a bet on the Mike Hosking Breakfast

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Wrapping the Week with Kate Hawkesby and Tim Wilson: Tim's Nelson holiday, the Country's 30th anniversary, Scrabble going woke, and Vampire Weekend

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