"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs."

Did a girl with a lip ring at an Alicia Keys concert pass you a clove cigarette? Because this week we’re talking about Drug Testing. We dedicate this episode to a classic from Season 2 where Dwight investigates narcotics use at the Office and Jim tries to navigate Pam’s jinx with the vending machine sold out of Coke. And naturally we highlight all of the 1-on-1 interviews with Dwight, Kelly Kapoor story hours, and tangy zips of Miracle Whip that make up this episode. Then we have an hybrid Conference Room/Ordinary Things segment where we discuss an Office soundscape and how we fall asleep at night, followed by another rousing round of trivia.

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