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Published Nov 28, 2024, 2:00 PM

It's been one hell of a year, and to wrap it all up, we've collected some of the best (or worst) moments for your listening pleasure. Does Matty have hair plugs? The time Nicho Hynes got pranked by 'The Kid Laroi' and that live interview with Billy Walters.

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Guy's Maddie John's here and thanks for tuning in again. We've got another collection of highlights for you, or some might say low lights. Thanks again for already support this year. Really appreciate keep all the comments coming.

We love it.

Okay, on with the show, and.

I say quickly, I was up at the barber getting my haircut yesterday, hand on my heart. The funniest thing a bloke sitting next to me in the chair, this old fellow getting his haircut, had like nothing there, like he was just getting it like basically trimmed down. And he starts going, yeah, I'm thinking about maybe like getting some plugs and that in my hair. And the kid who's cutting his heirs going oh yeah right, and he's going yeah, like I've seen I watched I watched the Maddie john Show. And Maddie Johns's hairs like been looking good. He's been getting some stuff in it. And the barber next to me knew me, and he goes, oh, that's his son right there.

And he looks over to me and he goes, oh shit, it is too and he goes mate, he goes, where does your dad get his hair stuff from? And I was going nice. I swear in my life he doesn't get it done. They were going, No, he does, because he always talks about it on the show. The boys talk about it.

This is one of these things. I remember Ray Martin. People just said about Ray Martin.

He had to take because she used to have a bit of fun with it. And then all of a sudden, everyone just took this fact that he had a two paint the same start that happened to me. In the last week, I've had three or four people.

Come up to me.

One accused me of having plugs, accused asked me that I had plugs, and the other two saying, we know you die your hair trus if I ever died my hair part when I was fifteen.

I want I wanted. I wanted to actually get a spray where it's thinning on top because I don't like that.

He wouldn't let just that powder. It won't let you look thicker, just that stuff.

Stylist Newcastle's just he goes Brian McDermott when he pulled me in a video one day, actually honestly ask me. He goes, He's not fooling anyone with that. He's definitely dying he's hair.

What and I s people think it's about the dying. They don't like that. You're not great.

It is dark and very great. I've got a couple of.

Great little speckles at the side.

Why don't you just let it go?

Great? Why does the bother?

It's not for the last mate, don't feed, don't feed the hungry beast.

Yeah, it is people.

He got plugs a long time ago and we never knew about it.

Cooper and well, well, well we are going to Turkey at the end of the year.

We are going to I said, I said, I'm going to let you blakes know, and the makeup girls and the wardrobells. I said, I've got them all together a lot. On last Sunday night, I said, I'm letting you all know right now, I'm putting it out there. I am going to Turkey. I'm going to Istanbule at the end of the year with Trish. But I'm telling you I will not be getting a piece. But it's nailed onto my head.

Now, well, that weren't even going to have a blood taste. So Buckley's are getting something pierced into his scalp.

What about even at the USA, who will win a billion medals? Yeah, fifty seven K per goal, it's nice.

Michael Felson made them brow Yeah.

And Jack were you saying, though, you only get that payment once. So if you go ahead and win four.

Medals, don't accumulate.

So you and she got four in the last one is four gold?

I think it just it's a flat.

It's is twenty doesn't amulate?

Right?

And did the other medals get Is it only gold that gets financial?

Gold, silver, bronze Singapore? You'd even be happy with bronze two hundred and eighty thousand K.

Yeah, that's nice.

Yeah, two hundred and eighty thousand K. It least at least two hundred and one.

Thousand, right, Yeah, that surprises me.

Yeah, go through some of these lists, go through the gold, just go through the goal.

I don't need to know.

Yeah, I don't think Taiwan. I'm figuring they also do not win very many one point nine million well really just yeah, USA, you just mentioned in fifty seven K frands one hundred and eight thousand K.

That's good.

Now, when you say one hundred and eight thousand k tris just educational. You don't need to say one hundred and eight thousand. You can just say one hundred and eight K. That's what it stands.

For, right, getting very nacky?

Nay, thank you very much.

Dare you speak to your mother?

Yeah?

You pull you up for this.

Listen to the podcast.

If he's a.

Terrible parent, he does very little parents going.

To get under a bit later.

Actually yeah he doesn't. But an excellent lover Buzz.

Wants to be their friend. I often say that stop trying to be their friend for their father.

I will, sorry to interrupt. Is he even normal because whenever I see my sort of just laugh and burst out.

Yeah, he's normal, that's his normal.

A little moody.

Is he ever not trying to be funny?

Yes?

Yeah, yeah, he's always sometimes when he gets like gonna he has his days where he's like a horrible bloke.

Can I have an example of when you've made him really really shitty?

Oh no, he's never really shitty with them, never, never. No.

Yeah, if you've had a shoka the other day, what if you've done a Luke care and thrown a couple of intercepts.

He couldn't care less, because I mean, you can't throw stones a glasshouses.

Himself. What's the next what's the next on the agenda here for me?

Do you want me to walk out on the next on the agenda? Who is actually exciting? Another thing that I've brought to the table. Actually spoke to Jim Jeffries who came in on the radio yesterday. And there's a story, Matthew that you have told for a couple of years now which we've never got confirmation on. But you have spoken about him, Jefferies and his mother and your grand your dad, Gary Johns famous. I've been sessed not they used to date each other back in the day. Do you want to give a bit of context to the people?

I know it?

Just come on triplane once and he said, Maddie, is your father Gary John's And I said yeah. He said he lived around the Hunter of Valiant Cory Carey. I said yes, and he said, oh, he dated my mum for a while. And you've got to be kidding me. I asked for a certain thing on Gazz. What did she say about Gazz? And she's got the right reply. And I said, okay, oh.

Really yeah, So are you and seeing any they made love?

Oh?

I don't know, I don't know.

Well, that's just saying who knows, maybe she went past the shower or just accidentally caught him. You know, I don't know, in a change room trying a new Paya tracksuits.

Back in those days, you'll probably be able to give more of an indication. You to Matthew and Trish, did people usually wait until marriage to.

Sorry those days is Matt's parents' days.

It's a bit yeah, before our time, but you guys were kids and sort of grew up in that error. Still, would you have like to people not make love until marriage back then?

Well?

I doubt it because most people back then were getting married because they were pregnant, So I would say no.

And Gayleen Gary, I was that why they got married? Yeah, yeah, I was. It was a shotgun wedding and I was the bullet.

I'll get you out. Let's just quickly play this Jim Jeffreys.

Audio for our listeners so they can hear a little bit of behind the scenes.

Your grandfather went on a few dates with my mother in Singleton, I believe, I don't know what they call it back they courted back in the nineteen sixties. Back in the nineteen sixties, and my mother went off to England and said she'd go see she dated him again when she gets back. But then she met my father off in England. They're both Australians living in London.

She didn't have it off with him again when she.

My mother didn't tell me as many details about her sex life as.

We want him up.

So isn't that amazing to think that if she didn't meet your father, then technically you and Cooper would not be here.

Okay, well, Cooper definitely wouldn't be here. That John's boys wouldn't be none of them. My mother pissed in my genetic pool very badly. There wouldn't have been There's no way there would have been any athletes.

Coming out of my mother's room.

There's not a chance that John's boy comes out and he starts running.

That's a good point he makes, Jim Jefferys probably wouldn't be funny.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, Yes, yeah, I mean, you know, it's nice to have a story of yours validated. Let's shift off for a second.

Let's address let's address the elephant in the room.

I don't want to talk about whatever you're about to talk about.

I've always thought like Australians don't Australians don't have celebrities like Americans. But how low can we stoop? When Cooper John arrives at the airport and there's a you get papped and says Cooper John's arrives home from Vegas.

Yeah, waiting for someone else.

I'm actually convinced you've got a stalker because that the photographer. I won't say his name, but I've seen him. Now take a few photos of you. Now he's either a big fan of Kiss FM, maybe he's a big fan of loves the podcast industry. Well every photos had Kenneran as well.

So bit worried.

Is a paparassi following cuber tipping?

Is that the guy that said that you're at that ludicrous concert in your puffer jacket and your man bag? Which I noticed was that was a company.

I checked that that was that was a must be in some company that was.

An Americans Like the same thing.

There was an article NRL's Wild Vegas Trip and in the article, like six of the seven pictures had me in it, which were no like no current NRL players.

It was only and I.

Was like there was a couple of there was a few and if your assistant coaches as well that.

Half the time of their life one looked at complete mess. He's a great guy that you mess.

Actually, I think that article said you were there too, Matte. The article I thought, only if he put me to bed and snagg I read.

The article because Braith got papped and he had he had the shits about it.

And then I said to Braith, well what about it?

You?

You at least you were there and had that you know the article. See, this is what I'm getting to. This is where I'm getting to you. The article led with Cooper John's and I was a byeline that said also dancing up still was Matthew Johnson broadcast?

Firstly, I wasn't there.

Secondly, the most important thing is listen, my whole regular career, I was overshadowed by my brother. When it comes to media, I will not be overshadowed by my son, less less talented son.

They might have done you a solid because they might have gotten the footage of you dancing at timmy trumpet thinking it was the same concept. And I think that's footage you probably don't want to be repeated in the mainstream.

I be honest with you. I thought I'm pretty good.

Don't worry.

I've saved that photo from Timmy Trumpet's Instagram And if you ever do anything to me.

I will. I'm happy actually that.

Oh wow, how about some of those some of those brak some of those names.

And I came an island this seriously, Nathan hein Marsh, what were you doing on there? Play your taxes Rose and rubbish?

Heindy over to you, Matthew, You've actually can't prepare me a little bit of stuff.

I've got a couple of tips for people there on the flypack from Paris. I watched a documentary on kid l Roy which was his Red Fern Boy on his whole life.

It was very very very interesting, really really good. So have you listened to his music? I listened to it.

Ye's first time. I would really into it and I found it. Look, it's not it's not my type of music. Very but put it this way. I love talent.

He's a talent and he's a talented kid. It is like very think like Justin Bieber got in the slope Justin Bieber. They become best mates, didn't they?

Yeah?

Best mates? I'm not too sure. But they did a song together which was a big song's biggest song for a.

Bay Stay Yeah, that same thing I told you that I never would Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you got.

That off that.

While we're on the kid Laury, I've just pulled up Dale fanukn once did a really good prank on Nico Heins because kid l Roy is Indigenous and Nico Heines is a proud Indigenous man. So he was supposed to meet kid le Roy once after a concert and it didn't end up happening.

Something fell through and Nicko was really devastated.

So Dale got his wife's phone and texted Nico as the kid LaRoy is so funny. He goes, Hey, Nicholas, it's Charlton Howard here Bracket the kid LaRoy, that's his real name. Sorry about tonight, my bro. The promoters just told me about all the people who have missed out on my show.

Bro.

I'm in Melbourne on the fourth and would love to get you down. I'm a massive League fan, but unfortunately I believe Red and Green let me know, Bro, and Nico left it for like a couple hours, and then he's replied, Hey, Bra, no stress, no your problem would have been so sick to be there though, have an awesome show. I love that. Up up Cronulla, Hope this message finds you well. You're doing our mob proud. And then Dale just left it for like two days and then out of nowhere, he texted Nico a video of him, because Dale can sing and play the guitar, just sent him a video of him sitting there on a stool and he's under singing a kid LaRoy song. Oh he was so gutted. Yeah, it started along prank wall between them, but one of the great pranks from Delphin.

Who can good to see him going well? Yep.

Well, I was down at on Casters Street last night dressed as Elvis.

I don't know if anyone saw me down there, but I was doing a bit of Q and A stuff and the thing I like about it the people are good, they're so loose. But there was a certain individual last night who ended up sending me a text. He while I was interviewing a bunch of Warriors fans, he come up and was fingering my anus and I had a prosthetic penis on as well, and he was touching it and I was like, who is this bloke?

And I didn't even turn around and then I got a text last night.

It was John Hoppowardi.

A true story. He reached me a games but have you got Cooper's number?

And he texted me going, hey.

Move to TOPA.

Did you feel someone fingering your ass when you were interviewing the WIS fans last night?

It was me?

Lol.

I don't know how he knows that. I said, didn't even notice, Hopper. That's what I must have for having such a lose hole the man he said, I grabbed your fake cock and then fingered you, but you kept going with the interview must be loose.

Shout out to the Harva waddies.

Yeah, but they're not here.

Ladies and gentlemen want to introduce a bloke. Broncos having a hell of a season and Broncos amazing it is.

It is fantastic.

See the re emergence of the Broncos because they were one of the biggest brands in Austrained.

Sport, lost their way a little bit.

They re employed one of their greatest legends in Kevin Walders won six or seven Grand finals. Keavy great player and is proven. They gave him no help at the start and he has just proven that he was the right man for the job. They're going fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Billy Walters. Hey, Billy, welcome mate, Thanks very much, thanks having me five grand cash, ladies, gentlemen, five grand cash an erotic massage.

Thanks trueh Hey young Bill Blooyeah, I'm good.

Bronx started the weekend well with a good win last night, so now I can just relax.

And injured at the moment, obviously, Yeah, Unfortunately.

I hurt my wrist a couple of weeks ago, so you know, it's disappointing to miss out on magic.

Ground bow, which risk was.

Billy, there's my left fine, Okay, that's fine, all right.

It's funny when you I actually remember Trush for an Italy We're in Italy with Trush. We're in what place was it the joint that floods all the time? Fannas and uh we're getting there anyway. We're sitting around Marit and Otayan, you know, all these it ties, and this young blow comes up to me and shoes yeah, not very good.

And it is us.

I'm trying to into I'm trying to impress this girl. Can you challenge me to an arm wrestle and let me win.

I said, yeah, of course.

So I went up and I went, hey you, I said, let's have an arm wrestle, and he goes, oh, yeah, okay. So they're all gathered around, all these tans and we went yep, and I winked and he went anyway, the just ran bush right. Anyway, he nearly tore my bicep. So what I else have to do for the next two weeks is white my ass from my left hand. Has anyone ever done that before? How hard it is?

Yeah?

Anyway, back to you billy.

Ladies and gentlemens.

Well, Billy Wolton's got married in the off season too.

Please run a applause to Billy Waltz's everyone.

Yeah, lovely country over there. I got to spend two weeks over there, was unreal great two weeks.

Christian Welch was the MC of the wedding as well.

Yes he was, and he must have still been filthy because you know, Bronx pumped the storm in the semi final up here last year and I think he tried to get back at Kevy, so he's actually stitched heavy up.

So he's the MC.

He's given the you know, he's the toilets and whatever, and there's actually a nightclub at the hotel were staying at, and he actually gave out Kevy's room number and said, if anyone's looking for a drink later on in the night, charged it back to room two thirty three or whatever it was. And we all thought it was a joke. And then Kevys want to check out two days later, and he actually never went to the nightclub that night. He was there the other night, but on the wedding night he wasn't there, and he actually had an eight hundred dollars bill of people charging drinks back to his.

Room like he can afford it.

Well, yeah, with the new upgrade anyway. And then he's gone back through to look at because you have to sign everything, and he said to them, I wasn't even the nightclub. Look at the sick and she's not even mine. But there actually was one from my older brother that said thanks for the free drink, Dad, love you, and signed by him, So it was pretty much stitch up.

They should have got jerame lewided your speech. He he has a wonderful turn of phrase, one like being.

Coached by your dad. I do It's it's good.

It was a bit weird at first, but you know, we've seemed to make it work and as long as we keep winning, it's all good.

You think weird should joint out, family.

I've got a football question for you, but it's a fam a question too.

Do you think he's harder on you than the other players?

Good question?

True, he does like to take the piece sometimes. Sometimes we'll be, you know, watching review and I'll just make a normal, simple tackle and he'll be like, hang on, stop it, rewind it back everyone, Look how good this tackle is from Brilliana.

Make sure everyone's tapping on that.

But then it also works sometimes, you know, we'll make ten areas in a game and you'll show my one and he will absolutely scram me in front of everyone. So you know, you never know what we're going to get with Keevy.

My old man used to coach me when I was playing under fifteens at Narrowna nar Awena Hawks, and I remember.

He was he was Actually he's quite intelligent. He's a good coach mate. Hey listen, I'm Maddie John's. You don't need to say that.

Okay, sorry, you're not Andrew Johnson. And these guys. He had a long luncheon ones for Rugby Australia and he was out with George Greegan and he got so maggot that he showed up late to the game at halftime. When we were playing a night game on a Friday night and we were down thirty nil and Dad came in thinking like vice versa, we were up by thirty points. And he was in there going, mate, you guys are one of the most resilient, strong teeth.

We're like fourteen, like no one really gave us.

And he was in there and he started getting emotional, starts crying, and he's gone, guys, this is you guys have the potential to be doing something so so special this year. Okay, you got You could be where I am in twenty years if you keep working hard at it. And we went out and the first try they came out and scored another try, and Dad was on the sideline going, no, Lades, it's thirty to six, and the football manager goes, no, Maddie, it's thirty six.

Nil, and I immediately call it's actually on left.

What a bunch of losers they were anyway, Most of them are dealers these days.

So yeah you want that.

Okay, now I'll get to the number. Well, I hope you enjoyed the people that's us for the dune and Dusted. Thanks again for your support, loved it. Enjoy the rest of twenty four and people enjoy your Christmas.

And they're right, Charlie, there you are.