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Better than the leg better the Welcome to John's Family podcast from other week. People. Now, I've seen today as superheroes, because not all superheroes where capes, but all the good ones do trush. How are you? Yeah?
Good fabio? What's going on with your buttons? Have you a loose buttonhole?
Oh?
I don't know if that's the one that does lose there.
Sometimes there's a woman I'm wandering around and then I look down and go, oh ship and the buttons of undone.
Accidentally showing your tits to the neighbors.
I think they'd want to see them, you coeps.
They deal.
Man, I'm well, man, I'm well.
Love on the shorts, mate, look good, thanks man.
Knockers they're like like basketball shorts.
Knickerbockers, Nikobo, what's that?
Did that go down to your knees?
Passed the news and had little ties at the bottom. That horrible? That's what the New nixonated after that. They were originally the New York knicker Bockets, named after long shorts Chance half sort of between nicka pockets.
That's weird.
You're going Jack good good?
I prepared, I prepared? Today is good?
Jack Johns's birthday week good week, and.
I wasn't surprised. Stuff you in here too excellent?
Oh my gosh, not including the theme. I'm just curious about this one. If you if you have a night out on the tiles on the beers with a superhero, which what do you reckon? Who would you pick?
Oh? Yeah, that's good. The billionaires, the rich? Yeah they're rich.
I'm more Dan. Yeah, I'm not a real materialistic I just get wonder woman. Yeah, take take a salsa dancing one, two, three four?
Really, who was disappointed?
I like the Hulk. I'd love to get him out there and get him angry and.
Then watching change you basically had before you had two e comic ametha living with your well you're in Barley but without the anger.
Yeah.
He was just a lovable man. He looks like the whole.
What was his Bill Baxter? What was his name? Thinking?
I was thinking the same thing.
Bruce Baxter was your favorite? Was the original and the best?
No?
I think the most recent one. Mark Ruffalo was the.
Best the whole too. And Eric Banner.
Actually in the dry he was the Hulk. He turned into rain.
Someone got murdered. Just context of listeners to last night at dinner, Cooper and Matthew almost ended like in a tussle over figuring out who they believe is the best Batman it was?
Was it more of a tussle over the villains, wasn't it?
That's probably where Dad decided to go to the theme of superheroes today. Sorry, my sorry, what I was going to start off with. I just had a moment of clarity when Jack said he finally has prepared because this is our fifth year doing the family podcast.
Have you guys known that now?
He felt like you started back in twenty twenty. Yet this is what a sliding doors moment.
It is insane, But five years. Wow, hasn't that gone fast?
It's gone really cool.
Has anyone listened to the first episode recently?
I went to because I had a person send me a message and they were from Perth and they've just started listening and they've gone back from the beginning.
And yes, yeah, she loves it.
Oh yeah, she loves it.
And I sort of said, oh my gosh, you'll see a big difference.
A girl came up last night, mister Wongster.
I know we did have something lovely, very very nice, and we should have asked her name. She was walking out.
We're reading our mains. Hey, yeah, we were reading our mains.
And God, remember like when we first started, I wouldn't even speak.
Sorry, I was terrified, bloodshot, embarrassed.
Before next weeks, we should all, in our own time, go and listen to the first episode, the very first episode, in your own time, and just shut down some notes and feedback that and how people have evolved and changed since then.
That's what we'll do for next week.
We'll go on further to give me, give me a timestamp of someone else that you think they've had a really bad moment, and we'll.
Cut it up for next Oh that's a really good idea.
Perfect brilliant.
Well just in the first episode.
Yeah, the first I already.
Know what that bad moment was.
Yeah, mister Wongs, Jack's birthday, Jack Jobs's birthday on Tuesday. It was fantastic night gown to mister Wongs.
Yeah, succulent Chinese move. It was good. It's good. Yeah, it was good.
It was succulent. It was I hadn't been there a long a long time, but it was very delicious. And what a what a better place? There was no better place than to celebrate Jack turning twenty seven, because Jack's been such an a technic part of this family for a long time. And we actually got quite emotion, didn't we like, it was quite a high emotion.
It's a weird year because we've all been living back together for the first time in like six six or so years. It's yeah, it's been a bad one because the birthdays this year aren't like what they've been the last five years, where like we've come someone's gone from either Melbourne or Newcastle or been skipped. Yeah, exactly.
I can't remember the last time I had a birth like this year. We did, but a birthday were you've been away.
But I was just saying, it was quite emotional. We went around the table.
Because I just didn't want to cake in the restaurant because he had one on the weekend.
Didn't want to cake in the restaurant, which which is okay because it was quite.
A modest man. But we went around and this is a great.
Exercise for all families, for all partners, for anyone living if you're living with roommates, to appreciate who you've got in your life. We went around, We just said, name one thing you like about Jack and everyone thought for half an hour.
It took a while to think of something.
No, no, no.
But it was quite a nice exercise, wasn't.
It was something that you do around the dinner table regularly.
We used to do it in our house in Melbourne. Harry Harry, Harry, Grant, Tyre and Wishark.
They still do it.
That's they still do it with their partners and they sit down and they talk about remember.
When we used to be at the old house and we're all together before everyone flew the coop and we used to do it high and lower the day. Yes, it's in a really invaluable exercise. I just don't know what's going on with people.
Were hard to find that.
I didn't find much content then.
I just don't feel like a map for the for the lowlights.
You know what, maybe we should start doing that again when we're all sitting at a table together, he coop.
Who's come through a KFM this week? Anyone odd guests? Yeah, Larry Emda.
There like twenty four to seven. Pause. I feel like you guys have got like a thing going.
There is always in there. He's always in there doing his thing.
I was in I went to the toilet when he was on there, so I didn't atually see him in a cross parts of him.
Who else has about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
Wow, Salt Lake City?
Is that guitar?
So I don't know.
I don't know, Oh, Trish, we don't like to talk religion. Just settled, Trish.
Well it does it matter?
Oh no, because you know, remember I told you the secret lives of Mormon wipes that I was telling about the other day.
I was think, you know, hang on, is this a cross as well?
A fellow from Peaking Duck.
I like him, Adam Hyde or Kel holiday I think he's he's an alter ego. Now it's like Kel holidays On is what he is performing?
Chating?
No, not really, not really. They kind of like when you're in there, you know what I mean.
They're very much in a green room and like ten seconds twenty seconds before.
They go on air, bring them out straight.
In Asia, I suppose it allows for the best stuff because you don't want to be in there talking to someone and then you got to go on air.
You want to load your stories up.
Another guest, captain Jason. His name was I'm trying to remember his last name Chambers, Jason Chambers, one of the captains on there. He's got quite a large following on social media and he traveled the world on below Deck.
But he's also used to play.
Stray in version, isn't it they're traveling luck in Australia because we watched it the other day briefly.
But he was used to play reserve grade at the Newcastle Knights and he current and said, mate, does your old man remember me?
And did you remember him?
His face is familiar, but I didn't like by then, I hadn't really played at one thirty for about four or five years.
Yeah, you're I Actually I checked it. I messaged the great Danny Badias when you told me, and I said, hey, mate, did you play reserve grade in Newcastle when you were younger with a guy called Jason Chambers nickname Chernobyl And he said, sure did, mate. One of the great tourists's on TV these days there are I think you call him a tourist. Oh he's blow Deck. He's a tourist. I guess great tourists. I guess he traveled a lot.
Like what I find unusual. It's not really I wouldn't say it is a really newcastle nice things. Back in those days nine one six, to have a person personal nickname would usually be Bluey or stretch some of that. Chernobyl is a little bit well, I see, I.
Asked him because he said that.
He said that to me, He goes, oh, he might recognize him all by my nickname Chernobyl.
And I said, why are you name Chernobyl?
And he goes, because I could have gone off at any moment, so he must have had quite a temper back. And then that's saying a lot like in rugby league, I know people that go off every second day at training and spraying coaches or spraying someone.
He made that to Jackson.
And but you must have he must have had hell of at temper to have a nickname Chernobyl in rugby league.
Just quickly, I'm pretty sure it's Chernobyl, not used by pronouncing chernobyl.
Like sure, sure do you believe?
Coming back to.
At the moment. So she's been that at the Olympics, she had a track underneath it. I don't care. They must have super Bowls and everything.
If you and she's been unwell, it's been noted she has the freezing syndrome that could have been an issue.
I don't use that. Man. If you get up on stage, you got to hold your own now that.
It doesn't stop.
A couple of quick feedback in questions, this one from Bella bell Bella, me me Ya Bella, Maddie just curious when you spoke of Mel Gibson last week. Have you actually met him? No, I haven't met mel Gibson. I probably would rather watch him and admire him. From Afar spent a couple Names was in. We interviewed Names when he was in the movie with him. I'm trying to think director and Names went up to the to someone on set and said, twis talent agent said get me off this. I'm going to job him soon. Yeah. Yet it wasn't nice on set like director. But the other one was Max Dudley, my old producer, and he would always look around with the radio show and Trip Lamb and looked for things that were content to use. So one day he's in the gym working out. He looks over that you wouldn't believe it. There's Mel Gibson just sitting there on the bench press. In between sets. He's just sitting in Max gas runner okay, go up, okay, and Mel's just got his head down waiting between sets anyway. He said he's working up the carriage for four or five minutes. When average head as he was about to say hey Mel Melton around went cough.
Wow.
The contrasting for listeners, you're whispering and then screaming, blowing out your.
Cart speakers speak this one here turned into an angry old man whispering the wind says love the podcast for a long time. Just started listening to the hollow Sport Boys on your request. Are you are you Blake's mates with Tom and Eddie? Well, yeah, well I've known Tom since he was a young fellas since he he's come into Triple Amp work a bit with his dad, Billy Birmingham. You blokes no one, Well.
Yeah, we've knocked around with them a fair bit.
When they recently took gem to their Little Ivy after the modernly one of the marathons in Sydney, the Little Ivy run club party. So we went in there and said hello to them and Tobler Tommy Toblow's a chance he's a friend of the of the podcast as well.
Yeah, good fellows, they are good fellows good knock about fels.
And you know what people in that industry, like in podcast or any media industry there, if they just go out there and be those guys are the exact same on the on their podcast as they are away from it. And that's always a good sign that something's going to be long, like longevity in their career.
To think about doing that myself. This one from Mickey the Mouth, This final one Trash a forty nine year old lawyer, recently divorced, no kids, a bit of money squirreled away, six foot two ninety two kilos, blonde here haes lies. Which one of your girlfriends? Which could you set me up with?
Jackie?
You for sis?
That's yeah, a little bit lighter than jack.
He's a solicitor, a lawyer. I went out with. Uh. I don't know if you're out there, Mickey the Mouth, just listen.
Know you've got a selection. I've got a couple of Newcastle, got a couple.
Of what's his name, Mickey the Mouth.
You know they have handle names. Mickey the Mouth.
Why do you think his references?
Why that was there was an old gangster back and they called Mickey the Mouth.
So he's into that gangster stuff.
Well, I don't know. He's a solicitor, right, Maybe he represented some gangsters back in the day.
I can't getting too mate.
But why is the who was the gangster? And why was he named the mouth?
There were just things you get back to a fine name. He might have been big mouth. Who knows. Maybe he said nothing.
Do you like crimes with his mouth?
Probably? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, bad crimes with his mouth good news, bad news for the trish.
Freaking mit butts.
I got one, like two, one on my hand, one of my foot when I went out to Byron.
In the start of September, still itching. What is wrong with those.
That ankle won't fix? Midgie bites?
Angles fixing meijie bites?
Are they just mosquitoes?
No, you don't see them, You literally don't see them.
On the Sunny coast, there's heaps the Twin Waters, there's heaps of them.
So what exactly what what family are supposed to the midges they belong to?
Are they a form of mosquito? But they're small?
Are they.
Like almost like?
I don't know, and but they I tried to see. I googled why that each lasts for so long? Because it's six weeks and and it just and it itches only sort of at the time of its initial bite each day. It's maddening and apparently like a mosquito goes in with just it's one incisor. But the midgie sort of makes a bit of a mess about burrow burrows.
That is bad news.
It is bad and good news. Mut you can pee on them.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can. I've actually got midgi bites all over the chest over here.
Yeah.
Why is that a thing? With wrong paid?
Is that a thing? Is it?
Yeah? Well, I remember Sex and the City. It was a thing.
I don't think sex in the City's real life called golden.
That's a golden shower.
Yes.
And if you look online and you're like looking to purchase someone in that industry they call apparently wet work.
So if there's someone having.
Advertising themselves doing wet work, that means they will come and piss on you.
On you. Is there money in that?
Yeah, that's yeah, it's a well everybody who has like one of those niche wir fetishs not judging anyone, but a lot of the times they will look to pay people to do it because not a lot of people are into it.
Well, and solicitors could use a bull bag now to a wooden floor.
Wouldn't that bleed a lot?
Probably?
Maybe not the balls. The sack itself wouldn't be that sensitive, would it. Yeah, the sack itself still And let me ask someone of that nutrition. Would the sack itself have a lot of nerves in it?
I think it would still be painful. I don't know about nerves, but I think it would be painful.
Bro that skin is marty thing.
While we're on while we're on bad news, sorry on the midgiy stuff. I've got another bad news.
I went to Rufus last week the concert Rufous.
Tickets were all sold out, but luckily on the in the radio and on the radio in the morning, someone rang through and.
Offered up us to use their boat.
Awesome to pull up next to the concert because they were playing at a venue right on Darling Harbor and you.
Can pull up and listen.
It's I don't know, it's like some outdoor like orphium.
Yeah, you know where it is. It's close to where that hubble thing was last year.
And then we went there and but unfortunately, I don't know whether the heats people listing on the radio in the morning, or people just knew that they had to do that. By the time we got there, there were so many boats and yachts already pulled up, So we ended up like a couple hundred meters back, and when Rufus started, we could see the smoke and the light's going crazy, but we couldn't.
Hear a single piece of.
Rufous, So we just sort of lucky. There was a DJ on the boat. The lady who'd offered up also put a DJ and what do you play rufus?
So we just got him to play rufous.
We've become friends with Letty.
Yeah, yeah, she was.
You're good at that.
Did you get a number getting friends with ladies?
No? No, no, I saw the Daily.
Mail few picture of you, you know, a few kisses and that sort of stuff.
Is a kisser and a huggers everyone on good since he was young.
I've got some good news if you've heard. But at the start of this podcast, I said, I prepared, Yes, good news is that Tom Brady has just become a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.
Who's majority or who else is he in?
With?
Big Dogs?
Birmingham City Football Club too. That's good news.
It's good for time. And my bad news is, as we've seen, we've spoken about briefly, the Apprentice is coming out. They're started to promote it coming out soon about Donald Trump, and he's essentially his mentor. I can't remember his name was, but Trump has now come out on Twitter because you know he loves Twitter. Because Yeah, a fake and classless movie written about me called The Apprentice in Bractice. They even have the right to use the name without approval question mark it will hopefully bomb. It's it's cheap, defamatory and politically disgusting, a politically disgusting hatchet job put right before the twenty twenty four presential election. And he goes on and on and on, and.
The timing should be viewed.
But rooting it almost love.
I love how he's described ived it cheap tick.
I suppose I've heard that it sounds like it must be on point, mister Trump.
Well heard that it nearly got shut down a few times.
Listen to this, Well.
Can they can they just make a movie about Donald Trump without his permission?
So of course you can.
Of course they can make me even your life with that.
Do you think they will having a lot of money doesn't Yeah.
Sure, I think one day will for any class.
Well they call it.
Maybe that's it.
Brain's not working.
That's bad news, guys, Oasis tickets in the fact that they're saying twelve hour queues online to get tickets. But guess what people in good news Frank how man there, he's got one, he.
Got some tickets, he's got the peace sign, he's got to and another good news, Frank's also back on the market.
Everyone back in the saddle again.
A couple of days with a lovely young lady and now it hasn't worked out.
What did what?
Did you know?
It was?
Frank Frank pretty much say you're not my you're not going to be my life partner. And he's you know what for you know, you know, and he's he's on the bigger and better things.
Nip in the but early. You don't want to be dragging waste years exactly right.
Triume is precious.
I got another bit of bad news. I got mammed by dude who looked way older than me.
Man, ma'am.
He called me man and he was like, wait.
Just slam.
The American man was he literally.
Did he look older than them.
Older than me. That's not to say he was, but he looked older than me.
Bad news. I'd just like to finish one with bad news or good news. I just want to pass on our thoughts and prayers to the friends and the family of the great George and Nigas who just passed at eighty two years of age. George was one of Australia's greatest journalists, one of the first hosts of sixty Minutes with Ray Martin and Ian Leslie and I had a few beers at times with George. He was terrific blokes, great mates with the great les Murray. He's going to be sorely missed a okay.
People, good storyteller, Matt, it was terrific.
Really good. Okay. If your life is in danger, people, which superhero do you want to arrive to save you?
Just send me on man. Whether he says or not, I don't care. It must be the Robert Downey Junior variety.
Please, You're look at a differentiated from the person that you're going to go out on a date a night out with.
So you're going out to night out with him.
I'm making my intentions quite clear.
I think you're trying to start a little relationship there.
You want to shave Robber Downey Jr.
I love There's the only reason I stay married to Matt because he resembles him somewhat.
Sorry, how does that look like? Robert Downey Jr.
Brown eyes?
Hey, I'm your biggest fan, and I know I often say that you're better than a lot of people.
But Robert Downey Jr. I don't think got him. You say he's better than Cole Cool Cole who sandlimb Dad.
Yeah, I'd say the neckond.
Name put him on the spot.
There your name my one to save me. I actually had Captain America.
Guys loyal, loves his country soldier and if anybody's seen you know, the Marvel movies, you just know he's an excellent leader. But he would literally give you the shirt off his back before allowing you know, he's someone who will will you to survive.
Drake Voch almost I.
Say he's better leader than Jake. I'd say that.
That's a huge that's a huge wrap on Jake says. Jake Vovich is no leader compared to America. He's good leader.
I mean Captain America led, he led his nation for a long time.
Sure did he goes game to go, I've gone with I've gone with Robin. But because you know, not far behind, the big guy will be coming as well. Wonder. Yeah, so and you yet you know you get two for one two for one special.
That's actually a good point, thank you, fair point.
What was his name, Bert Burt Wood and I've gone, I've gone, I've gone, I've gone. I think it was Burt Ward if you get the original Robin were talking.
Like Adam Actor and we touched on earlier in the year, Adam West and his.
Off off screen massive sorts and stuff was crazy massive swordsman him and Robin just you did I've gone thing?
Yeah?
That that stoneface, mountainous mountain mayhem. He takes no prisoners, give no inch, take no quarter. He's just like I want to see if there's a villain torturing me, someone I don't want to come along just to save me. I want to see that guy.
Just the thing a superhero or super villain villains here?
Oh, sorry, he's a hero. He's a Fantastic four four yeah, oh the Fantastic four thing.
Okay, Yeah, he's a big.
It's a big guy rocks on it yeaheah big rocky mate two rocks. Okay, well speak, We'll take a really quick break and back shortly. Okay, welcome back, coops. How was the Acress Mate the Radio Awards?
Oh mate, it was good. It was a big night. Far out had a big night.
Who was there?
What time finished?
Probably go back to my hotel maybe five thirty were not around with throughout the night?
Laranda, Uh that's TV brother.
Yeah.
So we we went.
To the Anyone that doesn't know the ACRAS is the Australian Commercial Radio Awards.
You got it.
It's like the Low Use for Radio rad And I suppose Ray Hadley was there. Hadley was there. I went up and introduw I never.
Met Ray before. I don't think have you not? No, I don't think so it was he and I went up.
Oh yeah, I went up and introduced myself and he said, hey, you going to young fellow And.
I said, oh mate, I'm I'm Matthew's young fellows.
Wanted to say, I just wanted to introduce myself, say today, and he goes, oh, champion, your daddy is And then as you went to walk off, he looks back and he goes, can you tell him just cut that bullshit out about me having a sex dungeon in my in my basement.
It's not funny. And I went, is it true? And he goes, no, I.
Don't even have a basement, So there is a sex dungeon, but it's not in his basement.
I'm pretty sure we can gather some other notable people run into their Dave Gleeson front of the family and lead singer of the Screaming Jets, had a beer with him.
He was I must say. There was a lot of big artists that played there.
You know, Dean Lewis amongst various others, but Screaming Jets rounded the night out.
And I've never seen him captivate a room.
I've never seen a band just like, in comparison to all the other acts, just lift a.
Room like everybody was up dancing. If you're a musician performing at any awards night, you'd want it to be like a radio music theme. That war was not because everyone would have gotten into it, especially the Triple.
Or played with the Noblest Lunch and just played. He just played acoustic. Remember how good he was.
He was good.
He was a great performer.
When this comes out the day before on Thursday, I'm going to the event in darling Hart is a south by southwest and Ben Gillies is performing in the afternoon. Actually yeah, not with not with any of the other members of Silver Chair. He's performing with another group. So it should be I should should be a good watch.
He had a band for what called It was named after a French prince, French pro Arlomaine. He had a band called Charlemagne at one point a tea just on that. While we're talking about great artists, You and I went to a function the other night and an artist from the Voice k Man he performed. He was unbelievable and he's got a great story. He's Fijian. He's actually he's albino Fiji. His family emigrated. Mum and dad just worked multiple endless hours, multiple jobs to give him a chance. He's something special, was saying. It's like he was saying that he came to stray when he was four to have so his fans will give him apparently so people would have firstly a greater understanding of his condition and escape judgment, which he said wasn't in reading about him. He said that wasn't always the case, so you know he's dealt with a fair bit. But I can only imagine how proud his mom and dad are because he's beautiful fella. And mate, what incredible artist. Yeah, cool, very very cool.
I actually have something of its music theme for us today instead of a personal stories. I'm quite a boring person, as we know.
Last night your.
Dinner, I did. I did come at you with the question around three female artists that someone told me earlier in the day, and I didn't want to rallue with it because it might drag on a bit. So I've come up with a different one today. Come up with me, and this isn't a game. It's just come forward and let us know if you if you can guess it. Three artists with the most weeks at number one on the Billboard Top one hundred. Now I've got the top three here, right, Who do you know? Who number one is? Cover?
All time? All artists are solo and groups.
Most time at number one, the longest time number the longest the most amount of weeks at number one accumulated of all their music.
I'm going to say Taylor Swift would have to be one.
Taylor Swift's number two, Wow of all time coops the mind beyond that, no solo artists. I'll go number one any one. I'll give you a hint. The Taylor Scrift is number two. It was in the high sixties. I think it was still going because that tortured poets society is still going strong. I think her first one was in two thousand and eight. The band at number one. Their first week in the top one on the top two hundred was in nineteen sixty four. Beatles Beatles there, do you know what? Can you guess what album? I would so that most of the album that was on there the longest.
I would say, I'd say Sergeant Purpose.
Yep, good guest caller and number three an artist he debuted I'll just give you away who it's a male, It's okay. Nineteen fifty six.
Elvis Elvers well done.
Elvis Blue Hawaii soundtrack had like twenty weeks wo Well.
I feel like this might be an unpopular opinion, guys, but you can feel free to have a stab at me if it isn't.
I feel like probably before.
The eighties it would have been a lot. It's a lot easier back then. To maintain yourself on the charts. Whereas a lot, I think a lot now gives you the people people, shorter attention, spans, a lot, more artists, diverse in out there and out.
The chart still a thing because trist remember how big the charts were. You get on music store, mambe get the slip of paper and have forty to one and have the one dawn to forty the forty charts.
Well, now it's like you can't measure it on sales. You have to measure on streams, streams and downloads because you know iTunes and Spotify that happened over the years and whatnot. But on top of that, what you classify as a stream so different, Like you can have a listen, which is like someone who's listened to like a second of it, but a stream you have to sit there and listen to the whole thing. So it's very hard to figure out just.
On music as well. I'm going to urge people to get on TikTok. I've found something on there that is insane. I just can't stop watching because as we know, Japan now, Japan now is the epicenter of rock and billy and punk and there's a guy, and there's could just type in samurai rock and roll.
Mate.
He does, he does rockabilly music, but he all suddenly cuts in dancing. Mate. I've never seen anyone move.
Isn't that proof that TikTok can make anyone addicted to it?
I think his name is Johnny Pandora is an.
Awesome A man that did not can't use a laptop, doesn't have an email, and somehow TikTok has managed to infiltrate this.
Man to get him.
I don't even changed my life.
I will say nothing.
It is my guilty pleasure sometimes just to jump into bed and just do a little guilty scroll.
I don't call it t choking brow. I call it cute animals, middle aged women dancing always they got put the music, isn't it you need?
What you need to understand is you've just given yourself up because TikTok suited to your algorithm.
It is so everyone's algorithm is different.
So you're obviously looking at animals because you love animals, you love Charlie, and you're obviously looking at middle aged women dancing because you've fantasizing about other women.
So the algorithm works off like what you stay on for longer? So do you see one come up? It's measured you out now sees that you sit on there longer. Middle aged women.
Dancing guys, you've caught me. I actually stole that off someone else. If your life in danger, sorry, tru should get anything else like I have with personal stories? Have you got anything?
All I have to this week? I have to go out on a Saturday morning.
First thing, Yeah, I don't need to go out Saturday mornings quite clearly, because my goodness, gracious me, every freaking driver on the road had no idea, honestly, the people that must just save their stupidity for a Saturday morning and just pulling out in front of cars.
Listen to Jack Brava, what is there?
Seriously?
And then I spoke to someone. I said, what is it with my niece? I was talking to her.
I said, what is it? Saturday? Saturday morning driver?
Yeah?
I know, she said, it's a thing.
Notice is that the whole story.
Ridiculous?
Saturday morning traffic is the worst of the week.
Oh man, I have to disagree with you there.
I have to disagree with you.
I think like there's nothing worse than a Thursday after Ye, I think morningday morning.
It's Thursday because a lot of people have Friday off.
Yeah, Fridays and Thursday drinks.
And Thursday drinks, and people are just people are out and about. People have got PEPs in their steps on Thursday.
Let's set let's.
Do a social experiment. Do you'd pick a time Thursday afternoon. I want you to drive from here to bel Gala, right, and I will pick it up because you're going to do it on Thursday, and then I'm going to do Saturday morning. Here, do it bel Gail. So he gets to the quickest. I guarantee it'll take.
Traffic.
It wasn't about traffic. It was about people stupidity on the road. Yeah, it was just pulling out like to get into traffic, but not minding at all that they stopped lanes of traffic.
People your life theme again, life's in danger? Which superhero are you praying doesn't turn up to save you?
Fatman? He creeps me out. I don't like him, really, I don't like him.
Wait to hear my.
I like him.
Remember when he used to do in the old series.
If anyone that's watched the old two is not just the movies and he used to do the dance was.
Called the bato. Yeah that is because the two fingers out of the eyes was called the white tusie, and he did that. He called the Remember bert Ward Robins in the car just going like dancing. Yeah, it's so cool.
That's not cool. I had Aquaman.
I think I forgot about him.
I think a.
Commands a real piece of work. I don't think and I think like if you need unless you're near a water source or water marine animals, like you're in somehow in an aquarium or something like that.
Very kids.
Useless, He's gone in and out. I thought that was his reputation to start with, and Jason brought him back. But I think he's gone straight back down to that useless category called.
Jason bottom Plank.
What's his what's either? All got names like Peter Parker, what's Aquaman's name?
Arthur, Arthur Curry, Gil Nagasaki Hill.
For courage, Actually know that you're going to smash the quizzer, I've got.
Yeah, I go all right?
Jack.
Jack was just letting people know.
Jack was a child, No no, no, but you were big into the superhero video games and you really got into researching the backstory and comic book origins of different.
Superhero Wow, he really did get ready for this one. The superhero I hope doesn't turn up is a hero called leather Boy.
Now I like him already.
Jean Lorraine one of the worst superheroes to grace the comic books for a multitude of reason. Firstly, he's basically a poor man's Batman. He has no real superpowers, he's not tough. He's the guys always looking for B D S. M. Flings which I looked up. It's like a it's like erotic flings and always that was Yeah, And the only way you can find him or get him, get him to help is in the classifieds of newspapers. So yeah, So he's dressed up in a he wears full leather policeman's hat and a gimp mouthpiece.
The ball in that apple thing.
Yeah he needs.
Freaky Yeah, you got man, leather Boy Yesterday's paper or.
I've gone, I've gone. Mick Holt otherwise known as wait for this, mister Terrific. That was his name. It says, I what's he's not big like size? The name mister Terrific.
Is so, what's his power?
That wait to wait for this. I look, what's his power? It says, picks up complicated skills quickly.
What a legend?
No, that's good like mag.
You know that could be handy. You want to follow a helicopter ball. There you go.
We need to lose true time for your quiz.
But okay, okay, So, as I alluded to, it is a superhero quiz. Just call out your answer, not last like last week. You only get the one shot at it.
Only one Roger okay, Batman's butler's real name, full name?
Is that when we're both out, because we.
Know you can elaborate because Alfred is correct, so you can elaborate on his surname.
I'm out. No, it's not West. Is it Alfred West?
So you are out.
I don't think Cooper you could elaborate on his.
I have no idea.
You don't never heard.
Okay, Jack, I'm going to give that to you then, because you came in first, didn't you.
I don't think you did.
I'm pretty sure we were.
Let's go no points.
Okay, Well it's Alfred Pennyworth.
Oh yeah, true.
Yeah, do you remember that?
Yeah? I think Michael Caine was the best Alfred bloody bloody doors.
Off points and I failed you.
You're very good. What's the real name of captain Captain American?
Steve Rodgers?
Yes, Steve Rogers, Matt Rogers. Wow, that is cool, it's pretty cool.
That is cool for a bonus point. And I'm going to own this at Jack because he got the question right. What was his shield made of?
Rum?
Oh? My god the hell he's the freaking man. What's he been doing?
I told you he's done research for for generations?
Is freaking man? The freaking man?
Jackson two and you guys are nothing.
Okay, listen carefully, what radio active a rackneid bit? Peter Parker Spider, what particular type granting him powers of spider?
Red back Spider?
It was a fictional.
Names as a fake name for geez a pure hard questions.
I just didn't want to make okay, Erranius or Scorpius.
What the hell, mate, how did you get that other one?
No?
But that that's that vibranium is. It's alluded to a lot in the movies. They never really talk about the name of the spider.
Okay.
When I was checking this fact checking this, I was quite amazed to see that under popular questions ask people are googling, can I have Spider li likeability if bitten by a radioactive sky?
The stupid is.
Okay?
Jack still onto you boys on nothing? Who is Spider Man's arch nemesis the Green Goblin? Very good at a lot of them?
Is arch nemesis, though apparently.
He's probably the biggest. I suppose the first movie William will that's not.
William, he is awesome.
What's the source of thoughts power?
Thunder lightning?
No, it's a weapon that he uses.
Lightning bolt the source of his power? Yes, like electricity.
That's not a power pointed.
Girl, Oh my god.
Yeah yes. And that's the name of the name of the hammer.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you.
Said, what's the source that I feel like that's the source is thunder?
No, but it's Molnia is the source?
Yeah, No, it's it's not that Jack.
Yeah, she worded it very poorly.
She's still good, doing a good job.
Can we just pull up for one secretary?
Dad did a one state to try to say that the source of the powerful source hammer was electricity, as though as though he stopped.
He says, wait, everyone, just we're fighting out in the desert.
And I need to find a power point.
Guys, you're going to get to make the.
Let your charge, all right, Jackson, three clips on one, you've got to get the next two to tie with Jack Matthew.
Unfortunately, drop you can't win at this point. Who is the fastest man alive in d C Comic Universe.
Slash Flash Allen?
But he said Barry Allen, which is his actual name ego, but it transforms he.
Said fastest character. You say fastest superhio is that?
Oh my god?
Who is the fastest man alive? There we go see comic Universe.
I think for the sake of keeping this alive, you want to keep it to me.
So then we got.
Okay, so three verses two, Okay, you might want to get onto this one really quickly.
Well, actually hid him from that last one.
You know.
I learned that one when you if you watch the movie Catch Me if you can with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. His identities are always Barry Allen. That's how that's in real life. How he found him. He was one day like he was sitting there in a diner and he was going through the name and he's going Barry Allen Transaction Barrier, and then the waiter goes, oh, you're a comic book fan, and he goes, oh why, and he goes, oh, Barry Allen, he's the flash. So he was. That's how he figured out that the guy that was conning all these companies was a kid because he read comic books.
It's just not called burial. Wow.
Yeah, I think there's a jockey non burial, Johnny Allen, Johnny Allen, and there's Josh Allen who also plays quarterback for the Buffalo.
Moving right along, last question, what's the real name of billionaire philanthropist who became Green.
Arrow Oliver Queen?
You got it, Jack, John you have that is your superpower?
To well done versus while.
He's on a roll, recipe of the week the.
Rest of the week, guess what I'm doing, Guys, what do you well? Last week was a raging success. So that afternoon I went and actually cooked it up because I did the recipe without actually I've ever done it before. I really sold it tears and it must have been bloody good because I took it to our OS tag team, a few of them came straight from work. Took it to them and we lost because everyone was so full of their dinner. So, yeah, the pumpkin and chicken.
I had some of it. What was on the stone. You didn't offer a bowl is excellent?
Do you go?
It was really good today.
I don't know how to explain it, but I actually don't pizza dough. Okay, So what we're going to do is we're going to put water in a bowl.
Is a winner.
I just want to preface this by saying, listen to this Jack cooked the other day. I reckon the best pizza I've ever tasted.
Go ahead, So, and just for clarification for the listeners, this is just the pizza.
Do. Just the pizza do.
Yeah.
Four ingredients everyone, now, four ingredients? This is it simple and easy. Make your dough for anything, not your flat bread because we chuck and yeast and that bad boy.
Are you giving quantities that's important?
Please?
You do need please trus Trish Trish Recipe of the week. We don't go to exacts. You've got to sort of figure it out for themselves. Let's move, Okay, we put We'll get a bowl of water, water, we get two packs of dry yeast, and we're going to put it in there. We're going to let it go, mix it around till it's nice and mixed up. Chuck in some let's go, you know, let's let's live large a tablespoon of sugar. All right, probably shouldn't, but let's do it. Then what we're going to do is we're gonna slowly start incorporating some flour, mixing it through until we get the right consistency. True true, true true. They do what they want, all right, and then we're going to keep mixing it through. And then what we're going to do is, once it's all ready to go, we're going to get it on the Once it looks right, because we all know what it looks like, keep mixing it over, keep beating it and mixing it over itself, and then keep beating. Chuck it in a chuck it in a I was actually advised by a couple of Italians. Put it back in the bowl, chuck a towel over it, and put it in your car boot. If it's a hot day, let it go in there for an hour. It'll speed up the process out and need to wait overnight. Wow, pull it back out, put it in separate it, put it in bowls, make sure you get flour all over it, so we can you know, you know you don't want to stick to itself all to the table and then boom.
Your Jack, Can I ask you this, why in the boot? What does it do with?
It's the humidity and the warmth of humidity that makes it rise quicker. I think, yeah, But that's my recipe of the week, Trish.
You know you're killing me without the quantities, that's fine.
And when you pull them off in those little balls in like slightly bigger than a tennis ball, bit a flower around it, wrapping gladboru and putting fridge, That's what I'm saying.
Jack, they'll figure it out. The rest of me of the week's about ridding between the lines, and they.
Get it the mortar between the bricks. I got to say, you cooked it the other day, mixed it up, put it in the God's nae. It came out. It was insane. It was it was alemento good.
And can I just say, while we're on the God's name, it is a brilliant machine. But we also Jack also cooked the day after.
Me and him tomahawk steaks in the God's name, So it's not just a one trick pony if you want to get pizzas in there, and the Tomahawks.
Were outstanding see medium marriage. Just how I like it? That damn God's name, Dad said, honestly, if if it had a hardbeat, I date it. Theyre swear in my life.
Oh God, what would you wear? Put a blouse on it.
I've got something.
Else, go and af do it.
Yeah, justin ask what are your thoughts on players with names on their jerseys in the NRL?
Why do they not do it?
I know position, Yeah, it's a logistic thing. Because scores are getting bigger. You have to order a certain amount of jerseys every year. That means you're going to have to have a player who's side you have to have it like a number of jerseys throught the year, because if he's got a different number on. Yeah, if you do that, then essentially you've got to have a player number for the entire YEA. They won't be able to put you in six and seven.
I did speak about that once upon a time.
I really don't like it. I have no problem with the numbers on the back of the jersey, but logistically, as Jack said, but the problem is if they're going to do that, they have to abandon the normal numbers, the traditional numbers. I don't want to do that. A couple of years ago, the last World Cup strike me Rome. I don't know whose idea it was, but everyone had a squad number and it never changed for the game. So he had Latrell playing in the centers. We're in number eight, so it was just ridiculous.
I would go as far as they in season, but the way things change in that different gear that the finals have, I would really encourage the NRL to propose to teams to once you have your sort of get set, you know your team throughout the year, and if you have been playing most of the in a certain position, then you have your position set, like if you know back rowers can play in the middle, or Senna's playing on the wing, whatnot, but you should have going to the finals. I would love the number and the name on the jersey to be there through that year because because it's the back end, you know.
I think it will happen in the future, in the not too distant future. I think through television they will have the names on the back of the jersey.
I'll just put them on digitally like an AI sort of how they put some of the sponsors on the field.
That's right, got it, that's a good idea.
Well, we're going to take a real quick.
Break and something really special fleet hell of crazy more special.
Okay, ba sually welcome back to assured it has something special. Ah Man, you are sick, your kids are in so you had to see that.
It's I hear it every night. It's fine, I hear it every night against the roof.
What do you that what? You always get the glass? So you had to see that. And Frank put your shirt back on.
Charlie is not impressed with you.
Now, Okay, before we move on to Trisha's special thing with the feedback most underrated and overrated superhero Well, I've gone overrated. I've gone Superman too nice, just too clean cut. You got to get some ship in your liver. Brother.
You know, let's all do our overrated because I had Superman as well.
I went overrated. I went Aquaman. Yeah, because again, you know.
I said spider Man, webs make.
Me cheap, friendly and neighborhoodly, I wouldn't call it overders trust. Do you know what his real name is?
Ah Brad Parker.
No, it is Brad Parker.
I will say, though, the reason I think Like a Superman is so overrated is because we spoke about it last night at dinner. Began the days of this iconic hero who's got all these powers coming from an alien universe, that's gone. The best superheroes is they humanize them. They make them quite dark and twisted in a way where they could almost be villains if they wanted to, but they morally want to be heroes.
I like that psychological hero.
Vince no, no, you go.
Vince mcmhon is very, very clever if you want to know about like entertainment, sports entertainment and how to promote it. Looking at further than at w W WII, how they they are just so ahead of it as far as promoting their characters, changing storylines. And one of the things that changed was Cogan is exactly that Cooper Hulk. Hogan was the almost Superman, clean cut perfect and they realized times are changing. Sorry, sorry, Hulk, You're going to get beat by the Ultimate Warrior who was a little mixed with both. Yeah.
I think if you look at Marvel, they've got I reckon, they've got the best like heroes in terms of like across the board. Probably they probably don't have the knock on Batman, but DC has the best villains like Batman's villains across all of them, all the comic books, Joker, Bain, Penguin, Penguin, like, they're all good, freaky.
It's Freeze, Doctor Freeze, Chill.
Underrated.
Who's the most underrated?
Do you think I've gone beast Boy? He got off the Year of all the Animals in Mother Nature. You can't beat Mother Nature.
Oh true.
I'm not really into superheroes, but I went.
Underrated.
Yeah, she's good.
There's not enough she male superheroes, so I think that her role should have been much more Jack.
I went with Wolverine. I still think Wolverine's like people think he's just hell he's got clause, but he's so much more. He's got that healing That healing factor is.
An That's what we're talking about. That last one, Humanized was yeah, humanized. He had a drinking problem, all those things.
He's always been quite humanized, but they really made him like dark and a bit more twisted, like he's always been smoking cigars and never really wanted to do anything. My underrated one, my man my favorite one. There he is spider Man. Everyone, if you're watching on the YouTube and holding up, I got a Spider Man phone case. Love that little man. Just a freaky little man, just a kid. He's just a kid who went to school one day on a school discedule, got bitten by a spider up radioactive, and then he's turned into a hero. He didn't want those powers, but guess what now he's got them, and.
What make the best of a pretty impressive He spent like overplayed over one hundred games and centers for.
Pretty much just a small town boy living in a lonely world too.
Okay, I've first got a little story for you. Little Harry walks into a pharma seat ask to buy condom because he's been invited to his girlfriend's place for dinner.
Yeah, and he thinks he might have a chance. The farmacist gives it Little Harry a condom, and as he's leaving, he.
Turns around he goes, oh, actually, my girlfriend's sister's pretty cute too, and I might be a chance here as well, so I might get another one.
It's all right, ell.
Harry then asks for one more condom as he thinks his girlfriend's Mom's pretty sweet too, and she's invited for dinner, and I might have some expectation of something in return. So he goes to the dinner and he's sitting there with his girlfriend who is left her sister on his right and sitting across from the mum.
Yep, Dad walks in.
Harry bows his head and he starts a long dinner prayer, thanking the Lord for all they'd been given. Ten minutes passes and he's still praying, keeping his head lowered down to the table. They look at each other with surprise, and his girlfriend is really shocked and she wished so Harry, Oh, Harry, I didn't know.
You were so religious. He keeps his head down at the table and he turns his head slowly. He goes, yeah, and I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist. You love it. John's thank you people.
It's not bad.
But can I give one tip, Tia Trician what learn the joke. Learn the joke and then don't read it off.
A piece of paper.
I wasn't. I actually was. He was just there for but.
You didn't see.
The key to a joke is trish, make an eye contact with everyone. So you're down there and you're going little Johnny like you're upstairs, like you're up in front of the class reading an essay.
I personally think she she just really needed to prepare better today.
So one thing of the condoms which always confuse you when you roll it down to the bottom of you. It's got those serial numbers.
I don't know.
I don't use them.
You're supposed to see them. No, I've never seen him. You're going to roll them all the way down. I like them, sup High fiving tea, that's right.
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