Everyone has heard of MicroStrategy “buying Bitcoin,” but almost nobody understands the real cheat code—they didn’t just buy, they re-engineered their balance sheet. That’s the unlock: you can run your personal finances like a company treasury. This flips the script: instead of saving scraps and hoping your 401k grows, you design a capital stack like Saylor—equity, debt, and base-layer Bitcoin. Suddenly, you’re not just surviving inflation, you’re weaponizing it.