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Welcome to the sports episode! After a brief divergence about the Superbowl halftime show and a fact about Pornhub doing good, it's off to the races! Both Eli and Chris reveal they've done ads with the All Blacks. Eli reveals he's played a surprsingly large array of sports (though none of them super well) and teenage Chris gets advice from his Principal regarding the age old debate of Theatre v Athletic sports. Then his 10 year old self falls in love with his tennis coach and he's forced into becoming a hockey goalie. To top it all off - a huge announcement: Chris and Eli are starting an all gay diving duo!