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It's brutally early and Chris' deep timbre is even lower than usual. There's a lot of singing, a Fact of The Gay featuring the earliest trans people we have records of AND love for the new Netflix series Riverdale. Chris is competing against straight boys for parts in Les Mis and NOT happy about rogue high school teachers are adding songs to Andrew Lloyd Webber shows - which just so we're clear, IS NOT ALLOWED. Potential musicals are pitched featuring music from WHAM! and forgotten Danish pop senations Aqua because... Apparently that's a better idea than a Michael Jackson show.