There are just some things that don't seem right to do at night, e.g. looking out the window, gardening or swinging in the playground. We go through a list and take calls on a bunch of socially unacceptable things to do at night, have a listen to this hilarious chat...
And yeah, we're asking you to bring up things you can do. Fine during the day, looks good, no drama, it doesn't look sas But if you did the exact same thing at night, or the exact same experience, I've got bad vibes.
Looks dodgy as it does, it lands different. Now, what can you do during the day? Totally acceptable, but not at night?
I feel like driving an ice cream van during the day so cute. At nighttime that sounds going, that's so eerie, questionable.
You are right, you are right.
Yeah, you don't want to hear that.
And honestly, like if you were sitting in your lounge at night and you heard that go down your street.
I would still gather change in between the cushions of the couts and run, baby, run, That's what I do. Yeah, I love Thank you, Natalie, very nice observation. Joe's called in things you can do in the day, no drama. Nighttime doesn't look good?
Joe, what's yours visiting the cemetery after in the day?
Absolute no problem.
My heart actually would go out for you the same person during the evening chore probably like who.
Was it that sent you a message to meet them? In the middle of the night at a cemetery.
This was when I first started on the dating apps, and one guy suggested we go hang out at the cemetery for our first dates.
Yeah, and now that could have been the one. Yeah.
I don't think I ever met up with him. Actually, yeah, would you can't remember.
But then my dad used to take his before he was married to my mum. When I remember when I was a little boy and i'd drive around my dad, he'd say, oh, that's the cemetery I used to take all the girls up to when they so it was a thing. He'd have sex with them on other people's grave.
Oh my god.
One of my dad's experiences was at a cemetery.
Was experience, Nathan, What is it that you could do during the day, just not at night?
Well, walking around in a bikini during the day, the beach, yes, during the night you look like a brozy or something.
Yeah, walking up and down this the cavilab of the Gold Coast. Not, I suppose anything goes on the coast. Everyone's a prostitute on the Gold Coast anyway, for the right money or the right incentive. Oh dare you not your mother? Not your mother?
Obviously when I know.
Hey, well everyone else you know, that fits the bills you're on. What can't you do in the night that you can do in the day?
Use binoculars.
You can use them during the day, but at night time it's like you're sitting up in a tree like a peeping tom.
Yeah, exactly.
During the day you could be looking at anything a tree, whale in the ocean.
Not at night time though, Yeah, you definitely appear Yeah, yeah, Cory, Yes, thank you. Funny. What about the bird watchers, I'm not supposed to no birds at none?
Yeah, exactly, brea high, good morning, Thank you, Lucky there are sorry Lucky, You're right they probably are them, so lucky.
Have you been sending in the bush at night looking for the monoculars at owls? I have in the past, Yes, And if you've also done that the same night time activity of the binoculars looking at girls getting changed in their bedroom that they know. Yeah, okay, if.
He was spotting me, he'd seen me putting a duffle bag in the boot.
You can't put a duffel bag in the boot at night. That does have murderer written all over it, doesn't it be?
Yeah, loaded connotations. But during the day it's like, oh, you're kicking god, you're going on a holiday.
Look at the sporty Look at the sporty girl. They're loading her big sporting bag into the yet not even a second glances d three. Hi, Hey there, Hi, Hi? Can you do well?
I think during the day, if you're walking down the street with a couple of balloons, you're off to your party. But if you're walking down the street at night with some balloons, you're a definite psycho.
You're a clown. You're creep clowns that were popping up.
Everything in people's streets.
Yeah, what was that? That was just a couple of layers mucking around. I think William calling in from Melbourne. What can you do the day that you can't do it night?
William?
So you can't sing the national anthem at night?
You could sing it?
It's because it's just weird, you.
Know what I mean?
It is weird during the day as well.
If I was on the street singing the national anthem even during the day, you'd.
Be dragged off to the institution again. Ah, three joys, foh weng and free. Well we're free until Monday when the social media band kicks in for some reason. We need to protect all children are sixteen, But if you're over sixteen, you're on your own. If you're seventeen, you're on your own.
So are you saying to me, excuse me, that my daughter's going to be kicked off all social media? As of how's it work? Am I as the parent supposed to close down her accounts Monday?
By the way, I know they're putting it through the Senate on Monday. The law will be decided on Monday. Nowhere they're sneaking it in really like it started off as a nice thing to the premise of this was to protect the children, which no one can have a problem with that. But when you look at it, like there's still children at sixteen, there's still children at seventeen. Yeah, it's worse.
It's even worse as you get older.
If you're a fourteen year old being bullied online, it needs to be immediately shut down. But if you're a sixteen year old, what you don't matter as much. Like, it's got to be proper law, and it's going to be every social media platform and then the government's going to have you registered through them and there's going to be this big filter.
I saw in the news.
It's not good.
They were saying that when when you know Instagram's banned, people are just going to find on the internet different chat groups and you know people will find it.
Fourteen year old kid doesn't know how to get around these bands with a VPN, like everyone. Every kid knows this. Adults we don't know shit about this. If a bit of tech breaks at home, dad isn't fixing it. The fourteen year old boy the games all day. Yeah, I feel like a way, it's almost it's almost like a pretend fix. That's not They're not protecting everyone, and it could go down a very bad road.
At least as a parent you can say, oh no, it's illegal, so you can't get it.
It takes a pressure because as a parent you don't want to be the one where your kid's the only one and then they get bullied more for that.
And you can't. You can't be that idiot that's the parent that goes, oh you can't, it's illegal. If you really want to fix the bullying and the and the predators and the scammers on social media, banning children all of them is not going to work. It's just not going to work. You need to makes You need to make the social media platforms accountable to police their own shit, and if they deny it, then turn them off until they comply. And if enough Western countries turned off social media, it would force them to police their own product properly. It's outrageous that these big, huge, billion dollar companies are allowed to flout the laws and let children be killed, abused, molested, And what a thirteen year old is going to pay the price for a couple of predators. This is not right. It needs a better viewing glass. It's a band aid. It's not going to do shit at all.
True, it's serious. Didn't it?
Did it? Really? Did it? Well? Sometimes we've got to deal with some serious things. Kyle and Jackie O