😶‍🌫️ Stoner Thoughts: The unexplainable questions...

Published Dec 11, 2024, 7:00 PM

It's the chicken & the egg questions that really get your brain ticking. Have a listen as we boggle your mind with these stoner questions...

This is kids.

Welcome because okay, we were thinking of stone of thoughts. People ring here. Sometimes they're off their head. Legally we can't put them to air, But how do we really know what they're doing?

What do we not put them to it?

Sometimes? Well you're not supposed to, okay, yeah, if they're like if we know, if they state they're drunk or on drugs, legally we're not allowed to put them on. We just don't bother asking.

So what's this segment about?

Just stone of thoughts? So I was talking to the other day.

Are these thoughts you've.

I've had I've had had a few thoughts and you guys think of thoughts like.

It's funny, how like the brain thinks differently on it, right.

Yeah, what would you know?

I've done it before.

Yeah it wasn't a great day. No, No, it wasn't your greatest moment.

No.

I've been reading more lately about medical marijuana and like the online places you can get it from.

Now.

I didn't realize how easy it can be.

Oh yeah, oh mate, you're looking at a guy with a prescription.

But tele health appointment online and start getting said this stuff.

Yeah, you get it from the doctor. Yeah, buds in little buckets. I said to Bruno the other day, like, if you clean the vacuum, do you become yourself the vacuum cleaner? You know what I mean? You got to think deep, I am now the vacuum cleaner you are, don't do it? Get the wife to clean that out and you know Bruno then remember you asked about the building. You said, the building thing? What was that?

You said, which one of the Oh yeah yeah, you said, like some of you, why why is it called a building when it's already built?

Try?

And we were like yeah, we were just it was so confused for a good ten minutes.

I love that.

Yeah, you're right, trying to cut with another name and the.

Milt it should be the built, the built.

Ye look at those builts. Beat you at the built. It's right building.

No, we're not building it anymore. Yeah, I've got one to check into the mix. What does water taste like? It can't just taste like nothing.

Let me try more of a but you can tell you're more of a molly. I'll stay out. No, no, you.

It genuinely tastes like nothing, no except coolness.

Do you think air has a taste No? Nothing. Maybe it does and we're just used to it.

That's what I think you think of.

Fish came out of the water and breathe the air, it'll be like, yeah.

Like I wonder what it tastes like to a fish.

But if you fight in the air, then the air tastes like far. Fish isn't finning Because they asked me in the water, which makes it worse. When the bubble comes up and pops, we've all been caught in the bar. Why is that? And you're like, why is my fart in the bath way worse than just the normal landry?

I think I have the answer because by the time it gets to that height in a normal in a normal fart, it's already dissipating, but it's captured in a in a little bubble, concentrated, captured clip closer to the face by the time it pops.

And then you're sitting so close to the water and then it goes.

Yeah, it's like cupcaking essentially.

Yeah, you're not a fan of that.

I have a question reblind people, because I've obviously never been blind.

When they dream, can they see anything?

Yeah?

What do they just dream in thoughts? Yeah?

But what are they thinking they imagine? Can can they even imagine a visual?

Well, if they've always been blind, we.

Have to ask harm Monica boy that.

Yeah, I've actually got to blind. Up here?

You wants to look at you on fire? Now?

It was a near death situation and he's Harmonica boy, good morning, you're blind? Good morning, my friends? How are we all good?

So really quick, we won't keep you. But you've been since birth?

Right? Nothing else?

Okay, so you don't know what anything looks like?

What happened there? Why did you go blind? It three months off? Herbie's men and a castle? Oh?

Wow? Did your mum have herbies?

Someone else?

What do you mean like?

Kiss of a castle? What?

And that that made you go blind?

Yeah? Do you know who?

Do?

Who had that call? Do you know the person?

I can't remember?

You must have been so upset. Okay, we won't get bogged down in that. When when you think of people and trees and dreaming, do you visualize something?

Guess I'm doing?

And what what do you visualize like with I don't know. It's hard to explain because you can feel a face, you.

Know what a tree look like in your dream? Just like?

Oh, but like can I ask you when we say the color green, you can't visualize what green is?

So do you color?

Do you ever see color? Like come through in some way? So you don't know what color is? Really? Oh? And so when you dream, like, what do you see?

I just.

See like pictures of what? Ant color? What? What? What are aunt color?

Okay?

So you see in black and white? Yeah? How do you know that it's black and white? What are your memories of a dream? What do you do you dream? Do you have any memories of a dream? Sometimes I do? Sometimes I don't. Sorry, Sorry, I don't mean to get rude. I shouldn't have worn. Okay, so forget about the times you don't. Let's let's concentrate on the times you do dream. What what do you see in your dreams? Because you haven't been ever being able to the sound of the ocean? Yeah, but that's the sound. Do you only dream in sounds? Yeah?

Oh wow, that makes sense.

Yeah, Harmonica, boy, When you wake up sometimes, how do you know if it's day or night? If you wake up in the middle of the night, do you think it's the morning?

Sometimes?

No?

Can we get further into well can can How do you how do you tell do you your phone to tell you?

What's that?

I would talk to him the time?

Oh so for example eight o'clock, nine o'clock, one o'clock two. Yeah, we figured we figured that bit at the phone. But talk to now? What if someone what if you don't know where you put your phone? Like, do you think should I normally put it here? And you're feeling around? You can't feel it? That's hard.

What did you do before smartphones could talk to you?

Wait?

So you just wake up and hope to god it was like, yeah, oh wow.

What about when you're self pleasuring? How do you know that you've cleaned it all up?

You can feel that? All right, we're going to go back to these thoughts. But thank you, Aaron.

Not a problem my friends, you.

Are you too? Okay? Bye bye?

No what? No no song, no song to give this.

I will come back to.

Your imagine in black and white.

These you only got two out let's it?

Yeah, but in true stone of form, we've now lived it off.

Can we get back on track?

How many can you play it on hold? How many we hit us with the song on hold? To find it? Get it you down there with you know it is fiddle around there don't even let him that sort of a person, won't listen to him. Put him on hold again, It will come back. Okay, what else? You're still there? Why are you playing? M h If tomatoes are fruit, does that mean that catcher is really tomato? Sauce is really smoothie? Nah?

If you're at a restaurant and you're waiting for the waiter, are you the waiter?

Yes, you're the waiter. Oh you finished? Yes, that was a good one.

One more time. I won't I won't in it too. And if a pizza box is square, the pizza is round, but the pieces are all triangles. What's going on there? Hey? Say nothing. The number you have called has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again later. I can't fool him, kyl oh, Look he's only got his hearing.

It's my favorite.

Have you ever have you ever smoked marijuana? Aaron? How many? A boy?

You?

Never? Never? Never? Will?

You don't want to never say that?

Never say all right?

All right? Well. Stone of Thoughts continues in part two.

Oh you got to be kidding Kyle, Jackie OO. Back to Kyle and Jackie O. Because because we're having little stoner moments.

Stoner thoughts.

People ring here all the time, sort of off chops. Yeah, I didn't think something. I can't remember what I won't I've had a thought on the weekend.

You can't remember.

Ah, I can never remember.

You need to do a voice note.

I know what it was. I don't do voice notes. I'm a grown man.

He's so handy.

No, I don't know how to do it.

That's why you don't.

I don't know how to find them. I remember Bruno was about the clock. Remember, and I said, whoever invented the first clock? Ever?

Yeah?

How did they even know what time it was? Are you so right? What do you start? How do you start time?

But isn't it the clock that the you know? It was like used as a shadow for the day they did that.

Yeah, but how did they know? Oh, let's call this twelve o'clock? Eh?

Yeah, Like, why why didn't it start at one o'clock?

Yeah? Or was it zero row? Exactly?

Well?

It is zero actually in twenty four.

I'm I'm doing twenty four. You know what, you'd be the worst stoner that is twenty I don't want you at Missdowner party.

But hang on, Yeah, where did the sixty come from? Sixty seconds. They had to work out to time it, so each day was a full twenty hours.

What about a second? Who invented the second?

And by the way, I think the seconds are very like difficult to follow that one.

No, but when.

You counter seconds in your head, it's not a natural one two three. It's like a weird beat in between.

And two and everyone knows that's right. One.

And Kyle and Jackie on that topic, when you're timing someone, you straight away go one two. Shouldn't you start at zero one? So that means that whenever you're timing someone, you're always one second behind front in front?

Yeah? Who are those people out there? Oh? You know how we invited all our listeners to come in. We've had them all morning.

Do you want two more?

More confidence?

We'll bring them in.

Got to pat them down first, Yeah, Jackie doesn't want to when he's stabbing it to death.

Yeah, but I did say any listener can rock up and come on air today.

They're clean, they're coming in and we're going to do it every Tuesday. We're going to call it see you next Tuesday. Yeah, because we're more fun less filth. Hey, boys, what's up fellas?

Do you know each other.

You were brothers? Oh nice, you are not brothers? You Yeah, completely different, same father, different father. Mom was a bit of a slut. No, no, absolutely no, same father, same.

What's your name? My name is Alex, Alex and Matthew. Hi, thanks coming in.

How old are you guys? I'm twenty two nineteen. This is so crazy.

Yeah, yeah, anyone can come.

Yeah. I was asleep. He just wake me up. He was like, no, we have to go on the show. Good on, You've got a good brother.

We're in the middle of stoner thoughts.

Yeah we heard.

Yeah, yeah.

How many do you guys have those thoughts? Are you clean? Living fellas? I'm a bit of a cleaner live every now and then. You know, you have a little I justigler, you had any deep thoughts? You know? Not really a young man, you know, start of life. You're all your your whole life ahead of you. You must have had some deep thoughts. I do. I do have the deep thoughts one with Yeah, I love deep thoughts. Sorry, man, you're right, I must admit I can't really think of any right now.

Yeah.

That's how I always am. I the deepest thought. And then a butterfly flies past. I forget all about the thought. It just just happened.

Then, what are your other stone thoughts you've got?

There? Someone ring up? Oh yeah, where's Jenny at Hi? Jenny?

How are you?

You're good? You had a stone of thought.

I did have a stone of thought. I was wondering who decided on colors? Who decided green was green and blue was blue?

This is what I always say, Who are these people to decide for the rest of us? Like?

Who says the sky is blue and the grass is green? Why isn't the sky green in the grass?

Who names the colors?

Who signed to something?

Why can't I just rename something because I like the vibe of it?

Well, you exactly what I think. Thank you, Jenny, no worries at all. Thank you. I love you guys, You too, Jackie.

You too, Jen?

Thanks guys, thank you.

Hey.

Do you think straw is one giant hole or two separate holes?

I don't know what I mean, like a straw hole? What's your name again, Matthew? You say it's one one hole? Yeah? Yeah, he's got the two ends. It doesn't make it two holes?

Yeah, yeah, here we go.

Yeah. True? You guys ever shared a whole straw straw. You know I used to share a straw with my brother. Actually, no, I think we do. No, No, you know what. You guys try but you just like you know what. You shouldn't share ever, even brothers. Any dairy? Yeah you eating an ice cream? Mister whippy? Someone you guys? Can I have a lick? No even even your wife. No bit of cheese you want to share that? No? You want to see your glass milk. No, there's no way I'm sharing cheese. No dairy. That sounds guilty. Yeah, that's one thing I'll take away from this. Definitely, don't share there are you guys.

Are going to work or something? What are you doing today?

No, I'm heading to UNI after this. What are you studying economics at UNSW? Don't bother?

Oh Kiss is here. He's a super fan this.

Morning and Kish has watched the whole show.

Yeah, he flew from Brisbane and he's that much of a superfan.

Wow you meant these fellas so hi?

Kish? Yeah? Yeah, you can, you can speak. No, it's not keep pushing the button. Don't push the button. Sit down, it's already on.

Oh I'm asking going Alex Kish. Nice, We'll let you guys have. What do you guys want?

You guys take.

We're exhausted doing all the entertaining. So you flew all the way from Brisbane? He said, yeah, Brisbane? Yeah? How long you've been listening to the show for since twenty eighth of September twenty twenty one. You remember, fine impressive? Alex and I used to listen to it on the way to school every day because we went to school during lockdown. It was really good. Cool. Yeah, we've been on it twenty years. What we're doing the other twenty odd years of you growing up? I'm just trying to I'm catching up. Do your family listen to this show? Boys? No? No, no, they listened to talk back shit, I don't like the radio. No, they're kind of anti radio. What's their problem? I don't know. The guy stick up their eyes? Do you mean anti radio? Your parents are anti radio? Yeah? The anti radio.

Yeah, they are a bit radio they don't like.

I don't know.

You know, the same criticisms of Kyle from my dad, and you know, the antics and whatnot, and then.

Just what's your father's We met a hated this morning, and the guy eventually apparently never hated me. He'd never heard. He just didn't like his wife liked me. That's weird, right, It is a bit of do you reckon? Your dad's got a mis understanding of me? I think he does. I think he does. He listens to what's Steve Price? Is that them him?

And should we send Cooper John's out to your family?

And I think we've got another stone call from Melbourne? Hello Anthony good you had a stone of thought?

Yeah, so I just think, how does air make a fire bigger? But if you blow in a match you can blow it out? And how does it burn wood?

Hey, he's right, what do you mean?

How does it burn wood? What's that part?

Well, the fire is created by air, but you have to spark the fire with a grass or little bits of wood, So how does it burn the wood? To start off with, it's got to have air to burn, But how does it start? And then how does it keep burning with air? But then air can blow fire out?

What's not to like about this show is what I want to know? The breaks problem don't get You don't get callers like that on the other stations. Yeah, no, deep thinkers.

Exactly, guys, Thanks for coming in, Yeah you guys, can.

Go one one more like Zach Zach jump on quick, jackie his boot and every run out. Yeah if you you in Melbourne too, Yeah, I'm in Melbourne.

So if you drop the soap in the shower, are you cleaning the floor or dirting the soap?

Another deep thinker, because you know what I always think, Oh know, the soaps on the floor. Most likely on the floor of the shower. I don't know about you guys, but my jiz is also going to be on there, so I've been down quickly to pick it up, thinking, yeah, you know what I mean. If you can be cleaning the floor too, I think it's both. What do you think? Do you guys have the showers in Sri Lanka? No, no, no, you don't have to worry about that. You just go to river. You go to the river. Yeah, that sounds lovely. Thank you, Thank you Zacht. Thoughts from Melbourne everyone, all right, thank you so much.

Thank you guys, thanks for joining us.

Out there for the visitors. You guys, got any jacks and cheese or what do you got?

You brought some this morning, so we've got some here.

No, I don't do touch the jets and cheese is the chicken in the biscuit. Now, I love a chicken in the biscuit. No, we can. Yeah, I don't worry about it. I've just got to go and audition, idle auditions all day until nine o'clock to night. I don't need any food. I'm fine.

It is out there if you want it. All right, boys, thank you. We've got a round Ago news coming up next. Stand by

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