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Ow The logis took place last night and we have a full rap coming up.
Zampaign was host for a second year in a row. Loyd.
His opening monologue took aim at the big TV networks, including Channel seven, who don't forget was broadcasting the event.
Fair to say that the major networks have all found themselves in the news this year, firstly Channel seven. Well, I'm just letting you all know I'll be saying whatever I want tonight. I stand before you safe in the knowledge that whatever I say, this network will defend me in court. Yeah here here, and with their impeccable record in defamation cases in the last few years, I think I'm.
Going to be fine.
Full disclosure, I'm not getting paid by Channel seven tonight.
It's dead for the next twelve months.
They're paying my rent, which is handy as I'll know what addressed to send the time assist to.
Where where's the coke joke? Shouldn't there be some cocaine jokes in there as well?
I don't think there was a coke joke.
Actually, they're supposed to be. Really, I should have gained well nowhere to send the tie wre to and the deal. Yeah, he must must have been too scared.
Anyway, there was a fifteen year old Phil Lix Cameron from Boys Swallows Universe won.
Everyone I heard that show was I haven't watched that yet, everyone from the old to the young. So that's a great show.
Yeah, I heard that too.
Shit name Well he won actually for most Popular New Talent for the Graham Kennedy Award.
Kid he's fifteen years old and it was super sweet. Here it is.
I'd love to thank my friend's family, my brother and my sister, and my mom and dad loved to thank my drum turk Ninia Townsend.
I couldn't do it without you.
I love him.
And she had us saying that we were climbing a mountain, and well she never she never ever clarified her. There was every store the dandy knongs.
But.
I think we got there, So thank you everyone.
I love him.
What was he crying for? Who was overwhelmed? It's quite an achievement, But who was he? I didn't understand.
Well, he was told we have to climb the mountain.
And before that in Sydney's analogy.
The second one he thanked. I don't know who that was.
At the beginning of that.
Again, I love to thank my friend's family, my brother and my sister, and my mom and dad.
We heard that the other bit, and I love to take my drum turk Ninia Townsend.
Was my drum talk?
Is that a toy? Is that like a buzz light year?
Is he must be his drama teacher. Yeah, I think drama teacher or something like that.
Must be livid because it wasn't clear clear. She'd be like, well, thanks for crying and sucking you and all that. You know when you get hit by your parents, and you'd be like, at all God, I used to really, I would never cry. Ever, They'd be whipping me with a belt and I'd be like, doesn't hurt. I was that kid, keep hitting me, wishing that stuff.
That gives me anxiety gives you anxiety.
I was the one being lashed on the legs, and poor old Jackie gives anxiety.
This really is old world versus New World. This isn't tell that story my anxiety not having your legs being.
Witch I can't.
That's so awful that story, Kyle.
Yeah, well, this is what happened back in the seventies. If you mouthed off your parents, you'd get flogged within an inch of your life.
You wonder why we're almost messed up.
I'm not messed up. Sorry, not coop it. Do you you get whipped by your oldies when you were naughty? Yeah? With a wooden spoon?
Yeah?
Really the lady did she excuse Jackie?
She did not stand in on Trisha's discipline tactics.
She did spoon. Jackie knows as the silver spoons was warm within the mouth when the rest of us were getting hit by all wooden kitchens.
I did get hit. Actually, what did you get hit by the feather duster?
Oh?
The handle?
I covered that too, Yeah, it was.
Rather the wooden spoon or the feather dust.
That feather feather dust is bad because it was long and thin. So I got a real quick Yeah.
What did you?
What?
Do you?
How?
What? What we should do a tall topic one day? What was your favorite household appliants to be whipped with?
I never ever got hit, and.
Therefore you are you're like the most chills, probably to get back at your father.
Maybe I was chilled even as a kid, so.
Yeah, maybe it wasn't even necessary.
Didn't they just ignore you like you didn't exist because of your gay tendencies.
My parents did separate. Mum was always working, so yeah, it could be he was.
No fan of your your bussy boy anti. But you and your mum get on very well, that same as me and my mom.
Yeah, you're eventually verry that Jackie.
And Jackie's mom that don't get on. My mum and I get on because you've got to sort of go along with it.
No, we do anyway, apart.
From when you were fat, she gave your hard time on your.
Yeah, a cool piece of history, cinema history is sold for a lot of money. Al Pacino's contract that he signed for The god Father Too has sold it auction, and it's sold more than for more than what he got for the movie.
Is that right? Who bought that some memorabilia?
Do you know who bought it? But they paid fifty million dollars for it?
Are you million for an old typed up contract?
Yeah, it has no It was the original contract.
That be worth anywhere near that amount.
And it shows what the deal was that he got and his signature on it. Obviously al Pacino was paid one point five million.
But then that's pretty good.
But then he also got ten percent ten percent of royalties, so he got like another fourteen million on top of.
That over all those years.
Yeah, and they just keep coming through for him. Yeah. And also he.
Got for that whole movie. What I'm just getting for in a year here, It doesn't seem that exciting, does it.
You say, you're normal?
Yeah, thank you. I don't clarity clarific case. It is what it is there, Kyle, Yeah, I agree.
Okay.
So also post Malone has talked about how his daughter and his fiance saved his life, and he talks about how you can have.
All the money and all the success in the world.
That's all you need, that's all you need.
Won't get you happiness.
Happiness doesn't exist.
She saved your life kind of that's true.
Yeah, that's to her and her mom in one way. Four years ago, I was on a rough path. What were you wrestling with them? Everything? It was terrible? You were already really successful, yes, So what was what was troubling? That's a good question. Just like loneliness. You know what, there is a misconception we all suffer from it that we have to strive for this happiness. It doesn't exist. You just got to be happy with what you've got. You can improve bit by bit, baby steps, but throwing everything away to chase this fake happiness that we've got in our brain, this Disney world that we think we should live in. No one, no one, no matter who they are, they're never there. Prince Charles, King Charles, he's not there. Post Malone's not there. You've got every athlete, they all seem to have success, but there's always some sadness. That's just life. You don't have to be throwing everything away that's good to chase some sense of greatness. Well, it's a waste of.
The deal, Alama.
People like him there, they're enlightened and they're happy.
Who knows happiness.
No one knows if that guy is really happy or not.
We enlightenment. You are who.
He's wearing yellow and orange curtains around.
Yeah, and that's all he needs because he doesn't.
Need I don't know where. We don't know if he's really happy. He just says he is.
We don't really just imagine that he is just for argument's sake, But.
That doesn't work for my argument. My argument is there is no happiness. Why would I why would I issue I hang on? Yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh, what's up? You got to add to this?
Oh?
Yeah, I met the Dollar, I met the Dalai Lama once was very happy.
Yeah, yeah, but he is a happy person.
What do you mean?
He did a talk in Manchester with Russell Brand shook my hands afterwards and bless me?
Did he now that? A lot of good that did?
Yeah? I didn't stop even getting around a chlamydia. Yeah, that's fair. Now, just because he said he's.
Happy, did he look happy? Did he radiate happiness?
Meant?
Yeah? He just wouldn't stop smiling. It was a bit creepier. And in this whole talk. You know, the one thing I learned, no matter where he is in the world, he does a poo at four am, So it doesn't matter what time's on, same pooh, four am.
How on earth did you learn that?
He told you?
Did he? He said it on stage to Russell.
Well his point behind that, though I've.
Got no idea. Well, I'm glad you feel enlightened. Yeah. Thanks, Although it's strange because no matter where I am on earth, at eleven am, I'll do a shit, a monster shit.
Even if you're in a different times. At eleven am will hear the same.
That's right. It doesn't have to be Australia's time zone. If I got on the plane with the America now, I'd get off at six am. I wouldn't shit until eleven am. American.
I don't believe you.
When daylight savings? What can someone do when daylight savings? Is that an instant change?
Yeah? And yes, yes, I don't know.
That's something?
Is that? Is that something or is that nothing?
I don't know if it's Dalli Lama is doing it? Listen, there was obviously a point behind.
I'm not into the dallai A Lama's religion, so I don't know what you keep lumping his fake yellow teeth smiled happiness on me. I'm not interested in what he does.
Okay, well, I love him.
I think good on you you, but there's no proof that he's really happy. He could be going, he could be living a life of horror.
He's just not though you know, you don't know anything. You just can't tell.
You've got that lovely look on his face all the time.
This is exactly what we thought of Rolf Harris. But I have to wabble the board Timy Kangaroo down and we thought, hey, oh the Blue Moon. Yeah, you think I'm being affected by the Blue Man. I'm just making out. We all thought Rolf was great. We didn't realize l See, we can be wrong. Just because he can paint the Queen upside down and spin it around with a house paintbrush doesn't mean he's a good person. You're about my favorite TV show. Hey dad, that was a shock as well. Hey Dad, it's not fun.
Those stories are not fun now. But I refuse to anyway.
Am I being refused?
I feel you Definitely, I feel fine.
I don't feel angry. See what is everyone laughing at other me? Asked the producers my acting out of character with the Blue Man.
Yeah, you're a bit whack today.
Who asked you? Producer? Not the low end of telephonists, didn't say senior. Yeah, I'm looking at the scenior. I'm looking above your head. My apologies, Bruno, Natalie. I feel that your normal thinks whatever?
Do you only go to the people you know will agree with you?
What do you think, Alfie? Ah? Here we go and man, what do you think? Oh? If my opinion is asked, yes, I would say perfect asked you perfect perfect.
Only the girls tell the truth on this show.
It's the guys that are the lick assays they're too scared to go against Kyle.
What are you nodding at your contracts?
Nearly A yeah, I know I'm out of here so I can say.
You know, I thought you wanted to be extended.
Yeah, I would like to say, but I think yeah, perfect as always.
That's so disappointing. Sorry, no, absolutely whacked?
Do you think? So? I suppose the show has been dumped once this morning, just.
At any point you could turn.
That's what I'm feeling. Yeah, they're the fun days.
They already didne.
What are you talking about? That's why the show got dumped.
I feel like a San Francisco driver lest taxis no direction.
So we heard on Friday that multiple arrests have been made in connection with the death of Matthew Perry.
Right from Friday.
Yeah, the Kennymine Queen of LA's Queen.
Two doctors, the personal.
Assistant, middle aged man, that personal assistant, oh man, fifty year old.
Now the police documents detail his final day and why these people have been charged.
So like that, shouldn't he be responsible for whatever he injected or ingested.
But that's the thing. He didn't inject it. His personal assistant did so.
Assistant blood.
Yeah.
Yeah, So basically the first dose he had of ketamine was in the morning. Then his assistant gave him another injection four hours later, and then another forty minutes after that.
Matthew told him shoot me.
With the big one, and that was the one that killed him.
So he the assistant injected.
That's a different story.
That's a different story.
I mean, that's very surprising.
Yeah, I've heard of like assistants doing that to certain celebrities, where they inject or they blow.
I told you that in confidence. By the way, sir, I'm surprised you.
Bring No, you didn't know I heard this. I literally died when I heard that story. I thought, you're joking.
Do you hear that on the set of the Mass Singer?
No, I did not hear that. I was like, God, was.
It on Charlie's Angels Angel?
No?
It wasn't pop Stars.
But anyway, these assistants have to do this stuff, and you're like, do they have to? Well they don't, but a lot of them, you know, in America, working for a celebrity is the Pinnacle because they're so star obsessed over there and they'll do anything, and they'll do anything the celebrity says to keep their job. But now this guy is going to go to prison for killing Matthew Perry.
Not good, Yeah, not good. It doesn't look like he's a prison type either. Be fun for him, and it's.
A Shane Pedro isn't here actually because he's so into conspiracy theories. But Peter Andre has quite the stories up his sleeve.
Let me tell you.
It sounds.
Everyone he's connected to has had alien experiences, right, and he had this. He said he had an incredible UFO sighting in Cyprus that he'll never forget.
His brothers have all seen UFOs.
Through a drone show somewhere, like most of those are drowned.
He also said his manager saw a UFO the size of a football stadium. And he claims to know people who have been abducted and had chips removed from inside of them made out of material that no scientists can identify.
Wow, why isn't this on the six o'clock news? Know if there's some sort of unidentifiable chip that sounds like something a big news service would, would you.
Give that absolutely, Yes, where are these chips now?
I don't know. We need we need to get Peter. We need to get Peter on and find out and.
We haven't got.
Stage.
Yeah, I'm just saying, Peter Andre certainly has stories, doesn't he You.
Peter the guest booker, will do it.
Sounds like a Peter Files exclusive.
Oh took it to Cad