The Kyle & Jackie O Show🤣 Kyle's impromptu family reunion about his mum's dating life...
Kyle started going on about how he has full ownership of his mum's 'clam' and got the WHOLE family involved. Have a listen to this hilarious chat unravel...
That's what you're gonna do. You gotta look after your month.
I look after my mum all the time. She only just came from here.
She was also for two months ago.
Yeah, it was about three weeks ago. Thank you. Yeah. Are we competing over how much love we give our moms?
Sure if you want to, because.
You've only just started giving that love like you have only just in the last six months done stuff like this before that.
Her husband barely call you know, she listens.
Okay, now I feel bad. Okay, I love you, bam, And that's not true. He's always loved you true, because she's so beautiful.
I just adore her. Yeah.
Yeah, I've told her, don't turn into some local skink because you're single. Now.
She wouldn't. She's just not like that.
You already had some Norman callers.
Oh I know, No, but she hasn't taken the mum, all.
Right, I've forbidden it. Yeah, yeah, that that clam's out of action now. My brother and I have had a discussion. The clams closed to your business.
She can do what she wants.
No, I came out of that clams. You don't. I've got some I've got some say at least if your mother and father split up, do you want your mum horn around? Hey, sorry, I've got your mom. Kyle, Hey Mom, Hi, Pam.
I love Hi. Jackie. How are you.
I'm good.
I'm good.
You know Kyle is taking ownership over your clam. Yes, and I said right, not just.
Me, but also my brother. The clams closed, the clams close to business, isn't.
It, Mum? What is a clam?
Exactly?
Jackie, it's Jackie's word, it's your You know you're down.
Oh no, I've got no right to that exactly.
We came out of that clan.
That doesn't mean to say you own it.
That's correct. And you know what Pam should be some influence living.
Her best life. And is that, you know, taking on a lover go for it?
Pair me?
No, God, no, no, no, well no, I see a window a window. Well, let's put it this way. If that was my way of thinking, I did have an opportunity. Since I've lived here, I.
Know and I feel like Yes.
Men, don't make yourself sound like summer ho.
No, she just got hit up in the street. Yes, we've got your older son on.
Here. Now, guys, you've you've opened up a can of worms.
Chris, I'm saying you don't have the right to tell your mom she can't, you know, be open for business if she wants to.
I've never said that in my life. Mom can do whatever she wants. God, Chris, throw it around. Next is no, you told me that guy on the bike n and you didn't even meet him.
What guy on the bike? And he told me? And he told me I hope you said no.
And I don't even know what you were talking about him?
Guy approaching?
Let's bring there as well.
Hi, Hi, Hi, honey. Mum's on the phone as well. Hey Auntie, Hi, Jill him?
How are you love?
Good?
Long time?
No? See, yes, I'm still the same.
Jill. Jackie is really throwing a sparrow in the works. I said, mums clams clothes for business. She's had enough marriages. That's it. Do you agree?
Well?
No, what should she?
Would you?
Right?
It's exactly yes, once bitten three times shy?
Do you like there someone?
There'll be someone else out there for you.
Pay guys, I've got uncle Bruce there as well. Bruce.
We're just talking about Pam. We don't believe she should be closed for business.
You think you don't believe she should be. I believe it's finished.
What do you reckon, Bruce?
Well, yes, that's what I think.
Still left. Actually, you've never had a bit of compliment. You've still had a bit of life left in there.
That's right, it is a compliment.
Hi, Bruce him?
How are you going?
In a couple of weeks?
I got daddy o here as well. Good morning Dad?
What's going on?
It is because we're talking about Pam. You know, Kyle's mum. She's she's she's single.
I'm saying the vagina should be closed for business.
And I'm saying it should be open.
Well the word open for business?
Yeah, what do you think?
Dad?
Don't answer that?
Yeah, Jay, open for business?
Oh, it's all right for everybody else? What about me?
I own?
He's saying it should be open for business.
Yes, but no, and if you find the right guy it will be.
This is sight.
No, there's no right guys for me.
No, Well I have.
For you maybe, But there's plenty of girls nobody for twenty thirty years, don't do anything, and they find the right guy and they become little buddy.
How do you know that, dad?
Well, he's been running the block your l man.
I've spoken to him. What do you say, Jackie, what do you think under a rock or something?
No? But like what women are you talking to?
That?
A massage therapists and stuff like that, right, Tony.
No golf club girl, yeah, rats to go club full of them?
Really, so many men are taking up golf these days.
I've been going to the wrong post.
You have been, mum. You've been wasting your time with the lawn bowls.
Sorry, a lot of family. I've got your nephew, Sean Sandalands on the phone.
Sewn Sandan, Hey, Shawney, where are you bro? Good morning. I'm actually at the Echo at that moment. It's a very very wet. Are you at the Brisbane show the Echo?
Yeah?
We're talking about my mom.
Do you remember my mum? Sean remember your mum? You remember your son? Sean? Mum? Do you remember here?
Yes? Hello, Sean? How are you?
Hello? Paam? How are you?
I'm really good? Thanks Sean, thank you.
We're wondering about mum's vagina. Should it be open a close for business?
Well if if she still wants it to be open, and then it should be open up to your mom.
Sean's the sensible sand Lands.
What do you mean that he's a sensible one?
Well, he's a sensible young man.
What about me.
You're not even a You're not a sand Land I am. You had your shot, then you've.
But I'm hanging on. I'm hanging on with with you know, tight knuckles.
You want to be like Chris Jenner. You want to get a car. You're the cardasship in the sand Lands. Now, Peter, Sorry, I've got jo Hay, your gardener. Kyle also on the phone. Hey, good morning, sir. We had a chat yesterday. Hey, hey, stopped the the leaf blower for ten or fifteen minutes while he entertained me on the balcony. Did you meet my mom? Did you meet my mom? Joy?
Yes?
Hello, Hello, yes.
Yes, you like my mom?
Bring her of course?
Yeah, will take.
Yeah, you're putting nanny on the phone the class. Sam?
Hi?
Sam?
Hi?
How did you get in on me? Hex? Sam? You lucky girl? It's Pam here. How are you hi?
Pam?
How are you good? Luck? Yes?
You know what? Lunch is canceled. I've done all the talking I can for today.
Well, well you don't have to talk. You just have to sit there and look at us.
I can cancel.
No, you can't cancel lunch.
What is Sam in? Is Sam in some vortex in the space, doesn't Yeah?
In a cave somewhere?
Are you Sam?
You're on hands free?
I'm yeah, I'm driving on the way home. Oh, we already drubbed.
I've got your personal chef. Well morning, Hey Chris, how are you?
Bro fantastic?
But by the way, beautiful steak and rice and broccoli last night. I enjoyed it. Thank you for that. You're a wonderful chef.
How do you like yourk cooked?
So it's brown?
How do you cook it? Chris?
In the pan?
Exactly right, and a bit of oven.
Fantastic he sees it in the pan and then into the oven for the finished off.
Very nice.
All right, yeah, mum you go woman. Okay, yeah, yeah.
A lot of people say men with.
That's enough of you, Jackie. Not only one one has to be an old whore, not everyone. Okay, Now is that is no more, no more family, no more staff. We have no more lines left to call.
It literally blocked every line.
Carl and Jackie. Oh,
