💪🏼 Kyle & Jackie O super fan takes the ULTIMATE quiz...

Published Aug 27, 2024, 11:58 PM

Skye thinks she's knows the show like the palm of her hands so we put her to the test. Will she be able to identify the segment based on a few seconds of audio? Can YOU beat Skye in the game? Have a listen...

Kids Hive. This woman, Jackie, claims to be the Kyl and Jechio Show's biggest fan ever.

Yep.

She's from the Mornington Peninsula in Victoria. Her family have never missed one show in ten years.

And not only that, I feel like she's listened to the shows more than once, to the point where they sit around and play a game where they scroll through randomly. Pick any episode, pick any part of the show, play it for five seconds, and she'll be able to tell you what the context was and what's about to happen. That's only fun if you're an actual super super fan.

But I wanted to bring her in and put it to the test.

Okay, because she did send us a video of them playing the game at home.

Let's have a listen.

He just changed.

That's only fans and what he's like obsessed with her because he's there, like you know, all the super carminism, all that.

Brown hair, ties, thick closin ones, clear ones, and if you see one that you never use.

They're talking about cheating. So you're talking about.

And this girl has come into her house and she's found items in the house that aren't hers.

Wow, Okay, I did not remember that myself. She did, and so we bring her into the studio name Sky. Good morning Sky.

Good morning guys.

Hi, Yeah, nice to meet you too.

So do you listen to the shows more than once to have this or do you have a really good memory?

Yeah?

No, no, no, because obviously in the holiday it's like what am I going to do? So yeah, I do have a good memory, but I do run them as well.

Yeah. Wow, that's the only only one in your family that's good at this game. The others going, oh this Sky goes.

Again with the Yeah, my godson started testing me. Yeah, like I reckon, Yeah, I reckon. I could literally like scroll through and you could name it, and then it just became a bit of a thing.

So here we are here being.

A champion or have you got other.

In the there's yeah, I doubt they could ever beat me.

So it's just you playing the game pretty much and them testing you, which is what we're going to do right now, and for everyone you get right, I'll give you a hundred bucks.

Okay, wow, this is a little top up now.

Okay, so this is America?

Yeah I know, Okay, So here's I'm just going to give you a snippet and then you tell me what it was about.

Okay, here's the first one degrees Jackie.

During COVID, when you were in lockdown and you had an epic fail, and yeah, poor thing.

I felt so sorry for you.

Let's even even get the full grab out and she's out of the answer.

Let's see the full grab. This isn't real. No, it is really hot in here, though, isn't it.

When you're with you, we wouldn't know it's going to be warm. Today's gonna be twenty seven degrees. My mind, Scott was a breakdown the checkie and I.

Did lose my mind. I think she short lived.

It was short lived, but it definitely was a slight breakdown.

So anxious there.

You know I sound so anxious.

Don't forget she was very fat as well.

Remember everything was going on in my life during that. Oh that was the worst.

Thank god. Okay, I'm quite triggered by that.

The first and it won't be the last time she's lost her mind.

Okay, here's the next bit.

Have you seen her dressed up?

Lock is Oh he's got a suit jacket on.

They hided Jackie Lockey. Here's Lucky from bidding.

The you got a tie on it suit suits.

He's dressed fully up right.

Yeah, well I had to dress up for the special occasion. You won't get there.

What do you think that was about?

Is that when Lockie offered to take Jackie on a date.

No, it's not incorrect. Can I tell you what this was? I didn't, I've forgotten. We've done this.

We brought him into play spin the bottle with a bunch of listeners and.

Yeah, so they were all old ladies and one.

Of them, though, ended up being the girl who became a girlfriend and he was his virginity to well, you know, not her.

You didn't like her.

Oh she was just the demise of him, wasn't she.

Yeah, you're very invested in this show.

Let's hear that. Let's hear it.

Spin that bitch, let's go.

Oh that's Piena.

That's Tienna.

She stripped the leather jacket off. Now we're wearing a cat suit. Oh, here we go.

Oh, well, haven't got the time agoing? Here we go. She's into it, she's she's looking into this young fella. That's right, Yeah, that's right. Sexy. Oh god, he looks like he looks like he's having a car accident. Stop.

Okay, now, can I mention something that I noticed straight away is when Lockie went in, your tongue just sort of like fell out of the sight of your mouth.

Job.

He went in for the kids with your tongue already out, but to the side.

I didn't even think. You didn't even think about that. Okay, here is a revolting here's the next one. This guy.

He gets upset with Barnaby Joyce over alban Ezy going to his wedding.

Well, okay, well, because it was the hang on, because there was a few moments that I went to town of Barnaby, that's right.

So when I heard this and I was playing along, I thought it was over the depth dog thing.

I do two originally, and then I was like, no, no, no, it's night.

It's the wedding. You're right, it was the wedding. Let's have a listen, Barnaby.

Is it fair game for Anthony Albanezi to attend a wedding with this guest list?

Does it matter what he does in his own time?

I think he should be a little more students if he's going to be the venue with him. But look, this guy is PM for him. Stands for party Marty. And you know, if he's going to be if he's pretty good on the discs. He's a bit of a dude. He he's a bit of DJ you know, but he's he's got actually be a prime minister. Try and concentrate on that. You Yeah, I got a bit I rate there, But Barnaby and I we settled it because when Barnaby was caught throwing one at one of his staff members, and you know, I'm a big fan of that. Nothing wrong with that, I say. I don't like all this balance of power bullshit because at the end of the day, the woman is always in charge of the relationship anyway, So where is the real balance of power? Heh, you're to think about it like that, the men in charge whatever.

Anyway, Jackie, here's your next one.

I've got the taste of it.

Everyone that's ever listened to this show would know. Here we go?

Is this?

When is this when Jackie eats or sees him eating the rose petal?

Oh?

No?

And that was one? Listen to more? Do you want to listen to? I'll give you one more chance.

Okay, give me something good to eat quickly.

Klyyle for people.

I disagree. I think people love you that.

I'm not sure. Sorry, so many have be something to do with slam.

No, you're so good. You do know me well. But actually this one wasn't. It was off the back of Heidi Montag.

From the Hills and the Heart.

Yes, used to eat raw liver and kidneys, and I tried it. We've been doing this story on Heidi Montag eating raw liver and kidney as part of her diet, and I have a plate of kidney and a plate of raw live up and the butcher did say these were totally safe to eat.

They need it.

Oh man, I hate my job sometimes. Okay, here we go. Smells like an old man's shoe. Okay, get it over and done with. Here we go. I'm gonna bite it. Give me something good to eat quickly. Oh my god.

A lot of people love eating that's gross, not raw though. Okay, so far we've got two right out of four, so we're fifty percent pass here.

Let's go to the next one.

That's the biggest fan of them, Yeah, super fan, Skuy disappointing.

I have had sex with two kilos and mince before, but.

That was when you couldn't get sex.

True pre fame. Okay, let me tell you anything over one forty five. You watch you gotta watch yourself when you're heating it up in the microwave.

Oh, one minute of forty five?

Too much? Is it?

What's optimum?

It feels good outside, but then inside it too hot?

Okay?

This is this is when Kyle, Yeah, I had sex with the mince and then his family ate it.

What was my family?

Well, I think that you, like your mum, had left it out.

Do you know what what segment you were in the middle of when he mentioned.

That, Oh no, no, you're.

No good.

We actually had the guy that would have sex with pasta. He pleased himself with pasta and that's why this came up.

Well, we have to talk about your king bottom stories, but you come in with your TikTok stories.

And that was fabulous that story.

Okay. Well, and we put it to that maybe as Parliament do when we're not sure which voice do you want to hear, the pastor voice or the TikTok laughing?

What did you get from that?

Well, I think a lot of men take from it. Well, if you're going to read some bit of past that Mack and Jesus the go I have had sex with Tekilos and Mint before, but.

That was when you couldn't get sex. Oh god, that's right.

I hated that guest the past to penetrator, What a terrible guess you got to give it? Yeah, he did ride Sky as a super fan. It wasn't the best segment.

No like this one?

Right?

Oh no?

Does My content's obviously not going.

To Let's see if you can do a make good on this one. Sky.

I'm definitely going to give it a nine point five?

Okay, okay, where's she going wrong? Where does she lose the point five? Is it a length issue? No? Yes, obviously obviously she's noticed the length issue. No, it's actually very like meat.

And so do you remember that one, Sky, Yes, that's when you were getting work by your beautician. Yes, Kyl wanted to know how my vagina compared to other women's. But like we as girls, we don't see other women's vaginas unless we google them.

So we like to go, what else is out there?

How would you describe it? Like what sort of subway sandwich does it look?

Okay?

Is you compare it to a subway sandwich?

Like?

What are the options here there's hand meat balls, not.

Compared to meet balls.

I've got a right peach, and I mean from a proper shop, like one of the high end supermarkets, and you've just slid it with a pairing knife. What are we dealing with?

That's it, That's exactly it.

Right, let's go. You got that one right, excellent. Let's go to the next one. We're running out of time. Here's the next one.

He's too lovely ladies. Their mom died and the dad and then the money to look after him, and that the house and then must have been it must have been high.

What was happening there? Sky?

So this is when Teagan was filming Kyle and he was crying over the show where selling Houses Australia.

I love it, very emotional show Selling Houses Australia.

Okay, let's go to there. You're back on fire. Let's go to the next one. He's looking at me and he says, I can't believe I'm having sex with Jackie.

Oh it's one.

I was like, oh, you know that one right.

Obviously, Yeah, this is unfortunately I'm sorry to mention it Jackie, but yeah, she was having a bit of a moment with a listener, and he was just about with Bob Smacks that he.

Was in there.

He got in with the way of Young Lockey's from Beauty and the Geek and started thinking, well, if he can route listeners, then why can't I listeners?

Two more left, Sky, Here we go. I think it's sleeping or something dead. No, it doesn't. Look what's going on there? Is it down there? But like lying down? Oh that's tricky because the cop doesn't give you much.

It could be two things.

Is it when? Is it the moth? No? Not the moth? Okay?

Is it the thing that you found in your pool?

Jackie? God, you remember that? Yeah?

Oh it was like like I don't know what Jackie thought it was, but it was something that she found in her pool.

It was like, yes, some like some slug slug. It was a slug. It wasn't that it was.

It was actually when I thought I was, you know, like the coen of all things, all creatures in the sea.

Remember, Sorry, what happened? The breakdown we're dealing with?

Even Sky has blocked that ship out of him.

What did you see? You? You know?

I was having these moments in the sea where fish would.

Swirl all in the water.

In the ocean, and and then the schools of fish would be coming up to me and swimming all around me in a big circle. And I thought, wow, I'm really tracting like a lot of fish. So I tested you tested it by bringing a goldfish in a tank and it actually worked. Remember I moved my hand and yeah, started.

Miracle it was she was. She was then crowned the queen of all underwaters.

The star of the sea is the school you went to.

Yes, yes, I'm going to give you a point for that.

Thank you, jabbering.

I must have been sick that day for good reason.

By the way, that school's been closed down. And when have you ever heard of schools being closed down? Like they must have been up to some nasty ship.

I know, all right, this is your last one. Here we go, okay, you know.

He asked if he could do it, and I just thought, I don't know why. I didn't feel gay tendencies. And while he was doing it, I was like, I don't know if I'm into this. Yeah, but I let him finish. You did, yeah, yeah, And then yeah, I just never went back. I never rode my bike over to his place again. I just just never went back around there.

Okay, Kyle, I'm so sorry because every time this is it's ugly head. I'm so sorry, buddy, I really am. This is about when Kyle got jerked off by his mate, yeah and.

Sucked off. Yeah, I sucked off.

Sorry, Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to throw under them.

Let's let's hear it for those that don't remember, no, please say it.

No, I'm not, please, I'm not.

There's no way encourage others because at the moment I'm standing out.

Here on my own.

Okay, I'll let me best mate blow me. When I was fifteen, Yes, I see moon. What the hell is this moon doing?

That was a supermoon. That was a supermoon. Yes, you said that on the supermoon because I don't know what was going on there.

Well, you know, I was lost. I was a very lost, confused, very hungry, very lonely boy.

Believe it or not, Sky, your score is seven out of ten, giving you seven hundred dollars.

Pretty good, some incredible stuff.

We didn't remember half that stuff.

So thank you.

Honestly, I love you guys so much. Thank you so much for having me on. It's been such a pleasure.

Thanks for being such a loyal listener.

Every listener should be that good. As a matter of fact, if you don't love the show as much as Sky, your band, Kyle and Jackie Oh

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