Kyle is here now. Now, Kyle, as I mentioned before that hit song, I am saying this quite often because we're genuinely excited that you're coming to Melbourne.
I why do you have to read it off the sheet to say that if you were genuinely excited, you wouldn't have to read it off the sheet.
Well that's a fair point. I mean, that's very fair. I'm in future.
You're a very very capable, very good announcer, so I'm surprised you're even filling the chair. You should have your own show.
Well that's another chat for another day. In fact, what I'm waiting for, Kyle is I'm going to come on after you and Jackie. I came to kiss on the basis that I would be able to sleep in and now here I am filling in for you because you won't bloody start.
I haven't chosen the date. This is the dilemma. A lot of people keep asking when is this thing starting. A lot of people thought it had already be on, it was never going to be on. Now I told that the management of the network when you move us into the new studios, because we're moving into the buildings in about it four weeks and it's going to be the state of the greatest radio studio ever built.
No, I love getting up at four thirty.
Thanks for that.
No, that's good. Now here's the thing, mate, When people ask me about you, because yes, I've worked with you on and off for twenty years. Sure, so I'll tell me something about Kyle that you might not know, And I say, look, I wouldn't want the secret to get out, but you won't believe this.
What's the secret?
He's actually a good bloke and he's not everybody thinks that. No.
I understand that people are surprised because I feel these are people that have not really listened or watched me or maybe not. You know, I'm not in their orbit, but they've only read something in the Herald or something every now and then. And they're no fans of mine, the newspaper journalist, no fans of Kyle. They always write horrible things, but never nice things. If I give someone with cancer, you know, the trip of a lifetime to have the last family holiday with their family before they die, no one writes that. No, I'm just saying what's what. I'm not a pretender. I don't pretend to agree. I don't do the pronouns. I don't do that. That's fine if you want that, but I was never good at nouns verbs because I never learned those. So I'm just not getting involved.
Okay, and Kyle, here's the thing, Melbourne, we're familiar with the Kyle and Jackie Oh show. You've been part of the Hour of Power, and you know you're in our family. But coming to Mornings, I think people are going to be surprised by the amount of good community work that you and Jackie do. No, I actually am. I think people are going to be surprised that you actually give a shit about people.
We do. We do. We actually do thank you Byron thank you thought I was. I laugh because you are right because a lot of people think, oh, they just talk about vaginas, and we do a lot of vagina chat. Don't get me wrong, chaw, but we also do nice things. We have a laugh. We do a very different show. Whatever you can currently hear in Melbourne, they're all fine. There's nothing wrong with all these broadcasts. It's a great industry, the ready industry, but our show is very different and it's nothing like what you really and breakfast radio before even the three. A w guy threw in the tower because he knew the writing was on the wall. I'm out, Neil Mitchell. Yeah, he was like you, I can't compete.
He knows, Neil knows.
Not fair enough?
All right now, Kyle, So we will stand by and mate, genuinely, it's going to be great to have you around the building.
Thanks man, thanks for having me it all mate.
And if you are changing studios, could I have that gold microphone and you have the upgrade? Man?
I think I've got about three or four spares of these. Do you want one? Bruno? You organized Byron the golden microphone.
You've even got people. I've got nobody helping me here anyway.
I've got to Pedro say what up to Byron? Hey sing you? And Nat say Hi, Bren. What about the other guys that everyone out there say hi to? Byron? Byron's got no one.
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