Well, we have been pointing to this time for well at least a week, Kylan and Jackieoh. In fact, we've been pointing to this for a lot longer than a week happening.

Well, we have been pointing to this time for well at least a week, Kylan and Jackieoh. In fact, we've been pointing to this for a lot longer than a week happening.

It feels like months and months of advertising.

It feels like months and months of advertising.

I would like a dollar for every time I've said Kyl and JACKIEO coming soon to breakfast on Yes Kiss, I no longer read it off a sheet. You'd be happy to know.

I would like a dollar for every time I've said Kyl and JACKIEO coming soon to breakfast on Yes Kiss, I no longer read it off a sheet. You'd be happy to know.

Everyone's brain now right.

Everyone's brain now right.

I have memorized it. But anyway, it's Byron here and I'm about to find out when I'm no longer required, and I cannot wait to not be needed. Over to you, Kyl and Jackie O. Welcome to your new home of Kiss one oh one one Melbourne, and we're so excited you've got some big news for us.

I have memorized it. But anyway, it's Byron here and I'm about to find out when I'm no longer required, and I cannot wait to not be needed. Over to you, Kyl and Jackie O. Welcome to your new home of Kiss one oh one one Melbourne, and we're so excited you've got some big news for us.

Thank you by it. We have been We've been excited to join you guys live every morning.

Thank you by it. We have been We've been excited to join you guys live every morning.

Yeah, it feels like it's never coming. When are we actually going to be on air? And we do have the date finally rip.

Yeah, it feels like it's never coming. When are we actually going to be on air? And we do have the date finally rip.

The band aid off? It is April twenty nine, Monday, April twenty nine. Are you kidding?

The band aid off? It is April twenty nine, Monday, April twenty nine. Are you kidding?

That was outrageous? That was the big moments and what the hell was that that.

That was outrageous? That was the big moments and what the hell was that that.

Was all the stuff yelling into a Cohles like microphone and the faded was turned up way too loud.

Was all the stuff yelling into a Cohles like microphone and the faded was turned up way too loud.

All right, so the wait's over. April twenty nine will be your first live show, live and dangerous. Anything can happen. Obviously, guys, I would say this your archive. Obviously you've been on Kiss for ten years. Yeah, you know, Jackie celebrated. I believe it was the thirtieth anniversary. Yeah, and so she's done shows.

All right, so the wait's over. April twenty nine will be your first live show, live and dangerous. Anything can happen. Obviously, guys, I would say this your archive. Obviously you've been on Kiss for ten years. Yeah, you know, Jackie celebrated. I believe it was the thirtieth anniversary. Yeah, and so she's done shows.

No way to make her sound like some old troll I am.

No way to make her sound like some old troll I am.

We're looking forward to finally broadcasting into Melbourne.

We're looking forward to finally broadcasting into Melbourne.

We're excited.

We're excited.

Let me just warn everyone, doesn't matter what you've heard and what the newspaper or this person or some other radio station says, We're not here to change your mind. We're just going to give you a very different type of radio show. I'm not saying the other ones are the worst shows in the world, because they're not. They've been great, but we just offer something different. It's like the first time you saw a waxed vagina, you were shocked.

Let me just warn everyone, doesn't matter what you've heard and what the newspaper or this person or some other radio station says, We're not here to change your mind. We're just going to give you a very different type of radio show. I'm not saying the other ones are the worst shows in the world, because they're not. They've been great, but we just offer something different. It's like the first time you saw a waxed vagina, you were shocked.

At what laborneath.

At what laborneath.

Now you'd never want some hairy flans.

Now you'd never want some hairy flans.

Never, Well, you're hiding the best parts right.

Never, Well, you're hiding the best parts right.

Well, this is this analogy? I'm really so many, so many ways in this vagina.

Well, this is this analogy? I'm really so many, so many ways in this vagina.

Oh, we're very We're like an onion.

Oh, we're very We're like an onion.

Do you know you just keep that's a very bad description of yourself for a single woman that ain't going to fly away.

Do you know you just keep that's a very bad description of yourself for a single woman that ain't going to fly away.

Don't put that on your tinder proper, Jockie. Well, no, but this is exciting, and yes, you're right, it is a different show, and I've really enjoyed being able to help you know, the commuters here get to know you through a lot of the archive, and also just some of the fresh stuff that you've been doing. We've been turning it around and it's been great to I guess overcome any perceptions that I believe are unfair perceptions about your show.

Don't put that on your tinder proper, Jockie. Well, no, but this is exciting, and yes, you're right, it is a different show, and I've really enjoyed being able to help you know, the commuters here get to know you through a lot of the archive, and also just some of the fresh stuff that you've been doing. We've been turning it around and it's been great to I guess overcome any perceptions that I believe are unfair perceptions about your show.

Some affair in all those.

Some affair in all those.

Yeah, some accurate and some. I guess you just have to tune in and see which ones are which.

Yeah, some accurate and some. I guess you just have to tune in and see which ones are which.

You can't bullshit the bullshit like people know they're not a cup of tea. That's fine.

You can't bullshit the bullshit like people know they're not a cup of tea. That's fine.

What are you most excited to bring to Melbourne? I mean, I was talking to Jackie es she's here to take me to Gimlet, but that will happen.

What are you most excited to bring to Melbourne? I mean, I was talking to Jackie es she's here to take me to Gimlet, but that will happen.

I've only been once. Actually is that a play?

I've only been once. Actually is that a play?

That? What is a gimlet.

That? What is a gimlet.

Gimlets a restaurant in Melbourne, and it's like, it's amazing.

Gimlets a restaurant in Melbourne, and it's like, it's amazing.

Through no drive through me.

Through no drive through me.

It's you would love it though. Seriously, it's one of the best restaurants I've ever been.

It's you would love it though. Seriously, it's one of the best restaurants I've ever been.

That's Jackie's fancy.

That's Jackie's fancy.

I do love it. It's a special occasion maybe type restaurant. But yeah, that's a good one.

I do love it. It's a special occasion maybe type restaurant. But yeah, that's a good one.

Do you go there for the divorce?

Do you go there for the divorce?

I was there.

I was there.

I was there recently for the Australian Open. So I just went before the Australian Open started.

I was there recently for the Australian Open. So I just went before the Australian Open started.

I shouldn't have asked. Yeah, yeah, I hate when she talks about.

I shouldn't have asked. Yeah, yeah, I hate when she talks about.

And Justin Hem's was there now is just a big deal in Melbourne.

And Justin Hem's was there now is just a big deal in Melbourne.

Or it's Justin's more of a Sydney identity in the restaurant.

Or it's Justin's more of a Sydney identity in the restaurant.

Opening stuff in Melbourne.

Opening stuff in Melbourne.

Yeah, we're never going to be talking about people who own restaurants. You're really giving him a bum steer.

Yeah, we're never going to be talking about people who own restaurants. You're really giving him a bum steer.

You're right, You're right. What can I say that happened to me in Melbourne? That would be interesting to you guys?

You're right, You're right. What can I say that happened to me in Melbourne? That would be interesting to you guys?

Did you have a three way while and you've got nothing we want? Let's not waste any more time? Fair enough?

Did you have a three way while and you've got nothing we want? Let's not waste any more time? Fair enough?

Actually, and I know Cayle, you know he doesn't do sports much, and you know it's not something he's deeply passionate about that.

Actually, and I know Cayle, you know he doesn't do sports much, and you know it's not something he's deeply passionate about that.

We bring the sports us in to get us up to speed on it. We tend to not let everybody know what's happening in the world of sports.

We bring the sports us in to get us up to speed on it. We tend to not let everybody know what's happening in the world of sports.

Because that would not be believable.

Because that would not be believable.

But everyone who loves sports already knows by watching the sport what happened. I don't even think we should have sport on the news last night. This team won.

But everyone who loves sports already knows by watching the sport what happened. I don't even think we should have sport on the news last night. This team won.

Everyone that cares, No, yeah, they already know, right, A waste of.

Everyone that cares, No, yeah, they already know, right, A waste of.

Life for you, sport. That's fine me.

Life for you, sport. That's fine me.

Nah, I just want to send a shout out to a news room. You doing an excellent job.

Nah, I just want to send a shout out to a news room. You doing an excellent job.

And Kyle, you're real as looking down there.

And Kyle, you're real as looking down there.

He would really work his scripts a little bit, but otherwise you're doing an excellent job. No, that's great, guys. Look, it's exciting. It is April the twenty ninth.

He would really work his scripts a little bit, but otherwise you're doing an excellent job. No, that's great, guys. Look, it's exciting. It is April the twenty ninth.

Another thing we're bringing is variety of color of voices. We've got a gay news reader, We've got what are you You're what are you? You're the real girl? What's your name?

Another thing we're bringing is variety of color of voices. We've got a gay news reader, We've got what are you You're what are you? You're the real girl? What's your name?

Croatian?

Croatian?

And we've got a school teacher here, say hi, she's a smart one on school teacher.

And we've got a school teacher here, say hi, she's a smart one on school teacher.

We've got Mexican Pedro.

We've got Mexican Pedro.

Yeah, Pedro, No, you're not from Mexico, from Uruguay and South America in your foreign or shushing up. And by the way, Pedro also not vaccinated, will never get vaccinated, believes in aliens, loves Donald Trump. So we've got a lot of variety going on here. Yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh say hello, Josh, hello everyone, thank you.

Yeah, Pedro, No, you're not from Mexico, from Uruguay and South America in your foreign or shushing up. And by the way, Pedro also not vaccinated, will never get vaccinated, believes in aliens, loves Donald Trump. So we've got a lot of variety going on here. Yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh say hello, Josh, hello everyone, thank you.

That'll do.

That'll do.

That'll do, thank you, guys, produce you to the rest.

That'll do, thank you, guys, produce you to the rest.

April twenty ninth, you start, and guys, we can't wait. And that's when I will leave it. And hey, in a couple of weeks, i'll let you know what I'm doing.

April twenty ninth, you start, and guys, we can't wait. And that's when I will leave it. And hey, in a couple of weeks, i'll let you know what I'm doing.

All right again, I'll forget this conversation about ten seconds

All right again, I'll forget this conversation about ten seconds