The Kyle & Jackie O ShowThe studio has been tense this morning after Jackie announced she's having a birthday party but with a few strict rules... Have a listen for all the juicy details.
Tail and Jackie.
Oh in the morning, seems to be some tension in here, Brook, And thank god you didn't hear all that well because you were doing the news. Jackie is having your birthday on January thirtieth.
Thirty one. Yeah, you are close. Yeah.
And then a few weeks later, Jackie is putting together like a like one of them slutty boat party things, right, a.
Big boat yep, getting a big boat with the inflatable slide, the dream.
I've always wanted that, all the toys. Yeah.
So she's put the note doubt last night. So I'm watching TV.
I'm a bit late to the Yeah, I'm disorganized hens why it's quite a bit after my birthday.
But anyway than ever, so Teagan gets the message and she's like, oh, Jackie's doing a boat party. I looked at my phone, no message, But the others everyone here got a message. So you're all invited to Jackie's boat party. Now there's a few people that have that you're questioning whether that they are locked in or not, wishy washy.
Yeah, everyone is. Everyone everyone has.
Been committal, being really committed about it and gone, yes, I'm in.
I love it.
But the only people who were like, you know Pedro who never wants to socialize with anyone these days, like never comes to any of the team stuff. Just you know, he's out of the loop. He's like, yeah, I'll be there, Peter. Peter always has something else on.
What are you going on? Peter? You're gonna mischeck his birthday boat party?
And it's killing me inside because I've got another boat party that day that got locked in in December. So with gaze, yeah, gaze, but that happens all the time.
I never do a birthday party.
This is what's killing me. So I'm trying to logistically work this out in my head. If I could like boat swap or something like that, because he asked me when I was in Europe, because he was going to do it in January, and I said, I'm not back to Peter.
We don't need every bit of but if he's to the seventh like this February, mid February, he moved it so you could attend. Yeah, So that's why I'm kind of in the rocket harp playing to move it again.
I could ask him or Jack could move.
Peter said to me, but don't move it for me, And I said I'm not. I never thought of moving it for you.
I've had the biggest fear of missing out on things like it kills me inside. Why don't you just get the boats to just be next to each other the whole.
Excuse me, I'm not coordinating meeting up with some gay boat just so Peter can get on it.
It's fine, there's plenty of people coming.
I did say, it's okay, Peter, like, no pressure, it doesn't matter.
You missed, you will you will?
You will be missed.
You know.
I would love you that biggest I'm missing out on anything Like you went to the pub the other day with the team. I was in Europe and I was like.
Yeah, no, we'd love you there, Peter. But it's totally fine if you're not there, it's okay. Don't stress, like, don't feel bad or anything.
Yeah, as I said, I'll be there. Oh yeah yeah idol.
No, you will have to cancel idle you not. We need to be there. Peter's fine to not be there, but.
You can check my Australian IDOL filming dates. Will I be available for Jackie's hoary boat party or not? Check it out in the background. Okay, Well, so I'm there unless i'm working.
No, you're there, and you'll just tell idle to they're filming.
I think it's the top twelve schedule. Yeah or clear.
You're all clear yayh.
So I'm not filming that day now you're all clear, so you're going. Yeah, I'll see what I can do.
See. You would never do this if it were your birthday party. Oh god no, he wouldn't even mention this gay party. This gay party would be non existent.
I understand that you can't help it not. Everyone flaps around you like a butterfly. Give me at least once.
I know you've got a very loyal fan there in Peter staff member.
Yeah, hard workers.
I would say, no, they would not anyway. So who's not invited from here?
No?
Everyone is like, but didn't you hit the wrong WhatsApp group? And like I did people from thirteen years ago, we're invited.
I didn't sit the group. Text to a very old bunch of staff member.
Beach impediment, Mat will be there, Velma will be there. Just Jackie, you didn't actually invite me. I just wondering if I invited.
You are invited, Actually, Cooper, I appreciate that.
Thank you very much. I'll bring the waitresses as well.
Now there's no topplers waitresses?
Are you sure?
Some guys I haven't invited you all get Just hold your horses. I promise you're invited, though.
Hold did you get an invite?
Bro?
Don't worry.
It's all the side of the boats going to stand up.
I know for me now, because you weren't on this group message. It's fine. I'll get to everyone.
My mate's good to like tag like bring the boats together if you want to.
Yeah, I'm not organizing any of that. Okay, who's your.
Main Thingking is sting? Sting pulls up beside like Nicole Kidman's boat. That's the sort of ship that happens. This thing is not going to what boat?
Have you got ghost too? I've decided. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. The only is there going to be any pitches there? Pictures Alphie? Yeah?
All their friends will be there. Old bitches.
There's any bitches for bitches?
No?
I have, yeah, but all different types of what sort of When you say bitches, what are you? What are you envisaging in your mind?
Like gangers?
No?
I don't have gangers. Circle A couple of your.
Instagrams things they look a bit ganger is some of them. It's in the eye of the beholder. So, b yo, gangers? Is that what you're saying? Can he be y O? Is it plus one for Alfie?
No, it's not a plus Yeah, you can get a plus one.
So how do you know when you're legit plus one?
I'll tell you if you've got a plus one or not.
Yeah, so you decide, yeah.
Like it's not everyone gets a plus one. Brooklyn gets obviously Damien. But then I'm just trying to figure out who gets.
She's got a long term boyfriend, does she get there? Yeah?
But see, the thing is like without a direct team, sometimes they prefer their partners not to be there because they can get a bit looser. It changes the dynamic when every partner is there. So I'm just kind of trying to figure out what to do. Would you guys prefer your partners to come or not to come?
It depends on the day.
Like if sometimes I don't want him there, yeah, yeah, mine's listening, So yes, please.
You want the plus one on this other boat?
Yeah he will.
But I'm leaning towards yours now, Jackson, Like I know they're all listening by.
What about Yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh the sex addict, Yeah, he finally got himself clean, got a fellow. He's been with the fella six months. Does he get a plus one?
Well not if everyone else isn't. No, he.
Didn't say Pete was, and I didn't say that was. I'm just I asked what they would prefer. It doesn't mean I'm listening with my.
Boyfriend last night and you send the message I said you.
Invited, you were routing him when when you got the message penetration I'm believing too.
Anyway, we're going to do this final objection coming up next.
So how many people can get on the boat?
One hundred and ten?
Can?
Yeah, but I'm not doing one hundred and ten.
Can I bring a few friends?
Well, I've invited a lot of your friends already. Well, like you know John and Simon and Pat and Dan or coming.
Yeah, you've got not enough friends to feel the boat you've gone into my listening friends. I don't have enough, and you won't let them have a plus one.
You guys, I'm trying to feel because I know those guys. You know that, so of course they're all invited.
Cal and Jackie
