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Do you think about it in that beginning of yours?
Not a loss start how some boys.
Carl and Jackie O's show is just one big breakfast party.
This is egil. This is the Carl and Jackie are live on.
The IHAS Radio.
Actually I am would.
Be a legendary mother.
You're listening to the Boy from the Big Bad City. This is the best radio show I've ever heard of my entire life.
You guys are incredible.
Mister Kendler Roy, you guys are the ship.
This is Lady God.
You are my gunded family.
Good. I'm glad you put that.
The golden microphone is on.
Hi, good morning morning.
Are you good? How are you guys?
Good?
That's good.
Spend a little bit too much time with the makeup pencil, I know.
The eyebrows eyebrows notices.
That's bad, Mayo, mayo, also know what did you have to say? Mayo? You've said that something color was off?
I thought they looked a bit coppery.
That's not good.
But like a policewoman.
No, No, like a red red tone red red eyebrows that's.
With blonde hair and orange skin and pedro You know you pointed out something as well to Jackie.
What was that?
Yeah, the left one was too thicker than the right one.
Have you been not looking in the mirror correctly?
There?
No, it's just like this eyebrow pencil like usually.
Excuse me, would you mind? I don't mean to be inappropriate. Would you mind just standing up so I can look at the slusky outfits slutty, it's completely completely see through show. Everyone's get get up the eyebrows.
This is inappropriate.
Always last, always last. It's not like through this before a long sleeve when you were fat god headlines.
Headlines a few weeks ago.
Yeah, well a few weeks ago you would have been bursty and that like a ham of calls when the net, you know they got the net is unaware of what look like. I can tell by looking at you. You've got the black lingerie on under this netted top.
But it's like a slip pile slip that came with the dress.
So that's not the bra. They're not the panties, the panties on display.
This is a slip that just comes to the length length dress.
Yes, you have you see in that area? Yeah, okay, okay.
There's nothing slutty about the dress.
What the hell you.
Slippery netted dress I'm wearing?
It looks like she's it's like she's quite pleased with herself. Slip straight off the freaking chair anyway around.
Eyebrows are like you, okay, thing beside himself, your fellow.
No, the eyebrows is just a usual pencil I use, and it's light and it takes forever. So I just got the really dark one and thought, oh, let's just horn.
He's an artline mistake. It looks like someone's Greek anti. By the way, congratulations on the on the new television gig.
Yeah I am not.
No, I'm not Jackie except this rose. Okay, would you be up there with up there like you like gift?
What's that?
I do radio and wear headphones. I'm deaf. Yeah, he's too quiet.
So you're not going on the batsler.
I'm not.
The Woman's Day says that you're you've signed up and you're getting tips off your friend Sophie Monk on how to navigate all the back.
Well that's all untrue, Kyle, the bulls bullshit. No, not doing that.
No, that's great because I would have I wouldn't have been happy about that. You up on a pedestal. You are a great woman that has achieved amazing things in your life, raised a beautiful daughter on your own mind. You help you in there, to help you in there. The father's one father, and you're an award winning, wonderful friend. You've finally got a decent body on you. You're routable again. That's amazing. You're the Weight Watches, the face away Watches, which I feel has let you down in the pussy in the dick department. No bloke gets hard over the face of the Weight Watches. I'm just saying, you really did yourself an injustice.
That's what it's called w W.
Yeah, because Oprah said, Hey, I ain't going to get no dick if I'm the Weight Watchers woman, Let's call it the w aderby And that seems so taken off. Yeah, even Jenny Craig closed a whole company down because of Jackie's success with the w I think you'll find that that's what's happened. You've eroded.
Go anywhere else from Jenny.
She still looks pretty fat anyway.
Yeah, I don't know where that all came from. No Bachelor.
I've got some great news for fat people. Oh yeah, stand by, ladies and Joe. We don't need the sad music. This is happy. Fat people are now officially protected in the City of New York. It has come after the woke Mayor Eric Adams signed a controversial discrimination law, and it is now law. The bill makes it illegal for anyone, including employers and landlords, to discriminate against someone based on their weight when it comes to hiring them or getting into a house, or if you won't pick them up in a Cabboya would.
People not let you rent their house? Fat? Why would that happen?
It comes into effect November two, which means weights are now added to the list of protected categories, such as race, whether you're a non binary type, what your sexual preference is, whatever your religion is.
So very very woke do you agree with it?
The fat white man is back. Baby. If you can't beat them, join them, I say, yeah, thank you, Peter.
Wow, I'm glad you come around to being woke.
Well, if you can't beat these worke flops, squeeze your fat ass into the category because it's the LGBT q U I w F when it's it helps you year all for it. Listen, you know I like to maneuver around.
You've been discriminated against because of your weight in the past, Oh, no.
Doubt, people are probably. I've walked down the street and there's been a bunch of girls on a bus all wondering. Oh yeah, I'd I wouldn't read that fat all one discriminating.
Now they're just not allowed to say things like that.
They're not even allowed to think things that's now illegal.
I am legal to think it.
Some big fat walk mat who is the what's this woman's name? She's the chairperson of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance? Did you call her a big fat monster? Let's hear what she's got to say.
As the chair of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance and a co founder of the Campaign for Size Freedom. I am so thrilled at the example that New York City is setting today.
We all know, y'all know New.
York is the global city, and this will ripple across across the globe terms of showing to people all over the world that discrimination against people based on their body size is wrong and it's something that we can change. So thank you everyone who who worked on this bill and business work across the country and all over the world.
I'm going to sit down, have bed six pikelets. What's her name? Big fan thing is tigress? Do you think?
Do you think this is good or not?
Listen, I'm rolling with it. I'm making fun of it. Because the thing can hardly string a sentence together without having another little cream bun or something.
Ah, you're just going against it now, No, I'm for it.
Listen if I'm not allowed to get a job, or get a house or line up to theater tickets because it's full of black people non binary, but the gay is now here.
We all are.
We're all one big community again. And you know what the idea is not being an asshole to each other, no matter what you are. That's the motto I lived.
Even if you're a walrous.
Yeah, I'll be fat worous. Why I had to put the fattest person on earth is the head of the fat chair people, Well, I suppose you couldn't put a hotty up there, so you wouldn't be able to be that. Three weeks ago, No, dro no, no worry.
Three weeks Jesus?
Was it three weeks ago? Jackie was fed as a house When was it much longer than that? For sure? No, it wasn't longer. It was like, it wasn't that long ago?
Was that?
Pedro?
Get on?
What are you waiting?
She was fed in December?
Oh?
Thanks, guys, like before your transformation, I'm saying that has started happening in Rember?
Did you start having December?
I don't know. I don't know.
When did you go off to rediscovery yourself?
When was that November?
Yeah?
November?
Yeah, But you came back and I thought, well, she's done nothing but at an extended holidays? Where's the rich transformation?
Let's stop?
Okay, cry No, I don't know. I just thought, when you see a girl, you think that's when most guys realized gone too far?
Knew?
All good? What's on the show today?
I don't know.
Look, Martha Kay is coming.
In with that baby. I come to work to get rid of them. I mean I come to work to experience the work experience and to avoid the baby. So why do we invite people with babies in here? That's not what I want.
She's bringing her baby in and that's a boy.
What's his name again, Lucious?
Lucious?
Has he got one eyebrow or two?
I've got a lot of dark hair? Oh yeah, yeah, full head of hair.
Oh I guess what else is on today?
Oh?
Yeah, I remember that selling sunset. There's that beautiful Croschelle girl who's being licked out by that Australian g flip girl, they're married or something amazing is going on. They look like a lovely couple. Yeah they do. So we asked the g flip to come on. She's got a few songs too, let's have a listen. I've never really heard the g flipp new there's more to triple J rubbish. But I found a few good ones and this one's called gay for me, so.
I like it.
How good this?
Yeah?
Those here? This is about. Now we've got our own non binary type here. I said to her this morning, by the way, Kaylor the non binary Taylor, I said, good morning. I think I said, hant is that allowed? Or do you you guys will get in the flap all your flat about that.
No, I love a cheeky hunt.
You love a cheeky hunt. And you're you're looking a vagina at the moment.
That is correct.
Not as we speak, No, not as we before I came here's got to brush my teeth.
As well. She'll be on the way more than the pot of golds. We can sit there the whole time.
Kind of flip. That was like from Mel, who you called boring melon.
We had to get rid of. We'd put boring Mel. We haven't got rid of her, because you're not allowed to get rid of people in this day and age. You must warehouse them is what I call it. Downstairs in sales and marketing. That's where everyone who doesn't work out. A lot of them get born here and they go to work at Nova where they just spend all days sitting at HR.
Oh.
The torture, the torture of work. I've gotta work full laid out, but no, the ones that don't bitch get squashed down into the warehouse is what I call it. Full of ex employees of ours down in the warehouse.
Oh god, And have you been with a man?
Non binary? Kayla?
Not really?
What do you mean? Not really? You're a lesbian?
Correct?
You are a old are you? Kayla?
Twenty three?
Okay, never ever thought about being with a guy?
Ah?
Have you in your mouth or not? Kind? Yeah? She's kind.
Well it's so undecided thinking about.
Not knowing whether you've actually had a penis in the mouth. I know, I don't know what it is.
It was a big drug night out.
Yeah, I thought, oh, so many people are doing the straight thing.
Maybe I could give it a go. And yeah it didn't work.
No fair and come, tol, Pedro is just looking at the graphic on the wall. Are you're right, Pedro, you're just looking at the graphic on the wall instead of paying attention to the show.
I'm actually enjoying it. I'm fine with it.
Why are you looking at the graphic on the wall on.
The television court?
My?
Oh my, apologies, sorry, I thought we were doing the entertaining show What's on TV? That's made you? I don't even know what it was, just what was it? It was just a fl Pedro's got. Because he's the executive producer, he's not allowed to get involved in the the fun.
There's a certain level of like respect that you have to display. I'm like, Kyle, yeah, I.
Don't. It's no dog here, I'll tell you that.
And also, we're testing Photoshop AI. This is a new thing.
Like everything with AI at the moment is progressing so quickly. This is a new one that they've done. What are they doing where you can just basically tell the AI to do whatever you want in Photoshop.
I used to have a side hustle as a graphic designer where I could do stuff. I mean, you're literally out of a job overnight because you just tell it. Oh well, yeah, just like a train driver, I'm glad I've.
Got this job for now.
Just like a taxi driver, everyone's like, we're out of a job. But yeah, this happens all the time throughout life. Taxi drivers. They all used to dominate out there driving around. Now uber comes long, they're all up in arms. No one cared. You know why because at three am, when the taxis wouldn't take it so where we wanted to, we finally got our justice. Time we're gone with And also.
I hate getting cabs because I just hate fiddling at the end of the you.
Should read money, you shouldn't, you shouldn't bet, that's uncool.
I hate fiddling around for like money or credit card. Like I just feel like I want to get out.
Of the car and go.
And sometimes the machine doesn't have reception.
That I literally won't get in a cab for that reason. Is that right now, I don't want to do.
The news last night where I feel, you know how, I was always against the tap and go. Yeah, well, and and now I know why because a lot of that see, we don't even look at the screen anymore. I remember you used to have to go beep beep and slide your card and everything. Now now we just tap. We don't look at the screen at all. When was the last time you looked?
I look every time. I never looked at the at the price.
Yeah, I never looked. Do you look, Brooklyn?
Not really?
And do you guys look? Is it only.
You guys? Don't look never? But it's right there.
Maybe, but they never even turn it around anymore to show you you're happy from the wrong side.
Maybe there are times I'm not looking then and then on the.
News last night, I saw that there's all these extra charges that then people are just tapping. Well, I didn't do a deep dive. I just heard instead of because people aren't looking, there's surg charges are up, and then there's extra this. There's extra that people just no idea.
Shit, Okay, maybe we have to look each time.
Maybe that's why Jackie is buying jails on the on the cliffs extra money, because she's looking at all those little surg charges.
Yeah, at all adds up?
Are you one of those? You're a looky lou it every now.
I know, but you know, I just always make sure, like my credit card, people aren't you know, double charging those kind of things.
Well, I don't do it.
Someone else a statement.
Someone else does that.
Through your statement. Yeah, with a highlighter.
Well yeah, Britney does. Yeah. She just makes sure that there's no double ups and stuff.
That's good.
Yeah, got to keep your eye crossing.
See, I'm sure I've got don't you have someone? Probably a book keeper? Is that what?
I don't know? I don't know.
I just ring here in the middle. It's for ten thousand cats.
Now what do you need that for?
Well, well, that's just an example.
Who needs ten grand cash.
Well, let's say Leonardo DiCaprio for example.
Yeah, but you're not Leonardo.
Boathorse or something. I'm just saying over my life, not saying last night. Right, Yeah, WA's what you say around you.
Anyone got any I saw your wallet is today? That was a very pull out your wallet.
I haven't got it on it's oh my god.
First of all, it's a girl's wallet.
It's a cardian man.
When it's that big and long like, that's a girl's wall.
It doesn't have the clip on it. The difference between if it's got a little clip, that's the chick's wallet.
It's and it's got a lot of stuff in there.
No, Peter, I don't need you to run downstairs and then fifteen minutes come dawdling up with the wallet. Get out. It's not a girl's wallet.
Okay, all right, I stand corrected. I'm just saying guys don't usually pull out a wall at that big.
Well, guys don't normally have as much cash as I do. I got to get around with ten thousand dollars or the credit cards. I've got enough. I need enough room for every single person I meet for them to pull their business card out. Opportunity, an opportunity that we need to get together to talk about my most hated thing in the world. An opportunity. I'm not interested.
Oh yeah, you've got enough on the go, I think, anyway, with your little side hustles.
Yeah, little side hustles. If I'm selling crochet cod hangers at the Glee markets, yeah, I've got six more coat hangers to and I've got a whole set twelve dollars. You can buy them for a waste of life. So what else is that g flips on? Martha's dragging that baby in here for what I don't know what?
What for for an update? I guess we can't we do the update on the phone.
Ah, well, it'd be nice to see. I mean I always think of people want to come in studio. Then that's great.
Yeah, well that's where you and I did that. They didn't come in on the car. They gave the car away yesterday.
The MG SUV No one star still to go number two?
Hey oh yeah, yeah, Okay, do you want to have a listen to all five of these one more time?
Yeah?
Should I give another clue? What has the management said about clues? Anything they said anything to you?
No?
Not really?
Must we give a clue out that?
Well?
Are you parking tickets?
Because I love this?
Oh I don't don't.
I don't know.
Now i'll give you I'll tell you something about this star.
Yeah.
They were very well known back when I was like a teenager or early teens, late teens, twenties, and also still very well known now. Yeah, still current for current types.
Yep, that's true.
Would you agree it's not this is not like a barbarous raisand that everyone knows the.
Names still relevant to a younger generation.
Yeah, yeah, it was also relevant when we were younger. Yeah, it's hard to understand.
But yeah, that's your big clue. That is a good clue.
Actually, I think it's great.
Okay, we'll play that later, but we're going to do Trady versus Lady now. So that is five hundred dollars to spell spent at Shell Coals Express. A nice little gift card there if you want to play, call us on thirteen one O six five.
Nothing better. I do a lot of shopping at the servo. Are you a servo shopper? Yeah?
Agree, I mean I feel like we always need stuff.
There when you buy your fuel?
Are you?
I don't buy food ever?
You don't buy any food? Oh, Jackie, he's gotten real, Like what servo food is not what it used to be. Yeah, I mean fresh sandwiches, fresh pastries, they've got everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. I just like don't really need that on the go, that kind of food.
Is that right? That's the new jackie're talking right?
Yeah?
Your stuff in that pie hole full of god knows what when we're not around, I'm not I promise you. Have you ever to have a twinkie?
I've had a twinky in America?
Yeah, well you need to have a twinkie here?
Do they still sell them?
Here.
Okay, do you get those?
It's under your business? What I do? I know what you're doing shoving twinkies? He here you are?
Yeah, every deal at the servo counter you're using, Well you don't.
Want to miss it. If the guy says you can get two twelves and or two Coca colas.
You take them up on that off all right, Well that's what you can win. Guys, if you want to know, you've.
Got to walk all the way to the back of the store where the coke is. Why don't you tell us that when we first walk in? Do you know what? They wait till you get to the counter. Yeah, walking, You've already got a crowd of people. This trade is standing at lining up for the pay for their lattes. And then you find out about the chocolate Coca cola offer and you turn around.
You're like, can you get it on your way out? Can't you just pay?
No?
No, they've got and it's very slow, the beeping beep.
Hey, I only I want them to pay at the pump. Why can't we do that?
You can?
They can't?
Can?
They didn't bring it in because they want you to go inside and yeah the pump.
No, not hardly ever, Kyle. They have that option.
Really, Yeah, they have the preset, but not the paining pum. I mean maybe rarely they do.
Go inside experience the shopping A wonderful array of different lollies and chips and chocolates and car lubricants. You can purpose inside there if you want to ring the play trading verse, Lady will do it now thirteen one sixty five to get through one trading one lady. That's it. Any any age, any shape, including fat people, because we're back baby. Finally, the kid LAROI this morning, hear a kiss off him. He's wondering what that hideous noise was during this Brooklyn, you heard it.
I did.
Yeah, it was Thing's mistake. Yeah, things pushing on buttons here while I was chatting to Jackie. And normally in radio, the radio announcer would just pretend that nothing happened, and you'd be left all day wondering what was that weird noise?
Oh no, we like to highlight people's mistakes.
They're not they're not often mined, they're often other idiots. Would you like to apologize Thing.
Yes, I'm very sorry to the people sitting here when.
What actually happened there? What happened there? It was the opener from the last break that I but you turned it on after I'd turned it off.
Is that?
So I turned it off and we went to the song, and then for some reason you put it back on air. Is that right?
Yeah?
Okay, well that's mistakes happened.
Yeah, not around here. Not around here.
They don't.
I want to start to say thank you, thank you. Welcome to trady Verus, lady, as Jackie said that, you five Shell Cole's Express gift card. That's what you get, save time and money, streamlining your fuel expenses today. What a catchphrase. I wonder if someone in marketing at Shell came up with that, because every trade he loves a catchphrase when it comes to saving time and streamlining our fuel efficiency expenses. I don't understand why people don't. Just the shorter the catchphrase, the more it burns into people's brain. Only Coca Cola always McDonald's.
You know these yes, yes, oh my god, yes, When was the last.
Big, long, thirty words sentence that you remember burning into your brain? It doesn't work that way.
But we love you, coles.
It's not coals, its shell.
Well, it's Shell.
Coals, that's not why not just Shell?
Well, it's a Cole's gift card.
Oh it is, I'm mistake. Yeah, see.
How confused and acknowledge Carle's mistake. It would you like to apologize apology around full standards, double standards, but.
It actually backs out what I said. There's so many words here. I don't even know what the client is because we're too busy worried about the streamlining our fuel expenses. They should just be saying things to Cole's Express. A gift card from Cole's Express, very simple, not a mixed message. Jackie thought it was Cole's. I thought it was Shell. It's both because there's too many words. Okay, exactly.
All right, Isabelle, you're playing for the girls. Good morning, Hey, Isabelle, are you there?
Dopey doray?
Honey?
How's fine? Doct this morning?
You five?
Looks great?
Chili?
Yeah, it is a bit.
You work in insurance and driver rab for and you've been in a long term relationship for five years.
How's that all going?
Yeah, so fast, so good, loved up.
That's nice.
It's a lie. That's a lie. Bullshit. I can just tell. That's the standard thing. People say, yeah, yeah, going good.
I all love.
Listen around the five year marks, when you look at each other and you wish the other person dead, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know where you think when they leave and you think you get run over by a bus today, Kyle, we've all thought that, don't lie.
I've never thought that about a party, you know.
Don't you think it's easier if they just died in a car accident? The breakup?
No, you avoid confrontation. Well, actually that's not and is it?
Belle?
Sounds like I'm onto something here rather they die than split up.
And he's also listening, Carl.
Well, good morning. What's his name?
Mitchell in the room?
I love him too, Mitchell.
Her favorite sex position is missionary cowgirl.
Oh hang on, let me just picture that missionary.
Missionary and cowgirl.
No missionary dress as a cowgirl.
That was missionary dress. You got your dirty little box munch and shorts on in your hat. Yeah, okay? She I love ad dress up another dress?
Ups?
Do you do? I do love a dresser.
That's pretty much.
That's my favorite.
Listen cowgirl like? Is that something.
Fantasy?
I love the country music and I just.
Do you like Yellowstone as well, Daddy button, Yes, is that Kevin Cosna?
She's diddling the front end, daddy?
They calling that on the show.
Is that what you call it?
That's what we call it.
I love this pretty hard, though, isn't it.
And you were on a cruise and a lady had her left food bitten off by a shark. POLONIESA on a snorkel trip and a lady she was.
Out there her white point.
She came up and attacked her.
Got her left boob, those blood everywhere.
Breasted off?
Holy shep. Were you in the water too as well?
I was on the boat, but it was terrifying.
What did you? Well, well, what happened?
Do you ever?
Did you ever find out?
Yeah?
She's she survived, but I think her she got her arms picking as well, but yeah, her boob lost her boob?
Goodness?
Oh wow, you've gotta be unlucky, right, Yes?
Yes?
Wow?
Would you rather? Would you have rather died? Or would you would rather Jackie get your arm bit off and your left boob bit off?
Oh no, I'd still rather be alive.
I'd rather be dead.
I would that's very shallow class.
I don't have a lot going for me, so if I'm like limbless with a breast.
Gone and no for me, oh well, weighing in a fifty eight kilos, it's a year about.
That's the perfect weight, not too thin, not too fat, just right as Mama Bear would say. Okay, let's meet Scott. What are you weigh now, Jackie? Have you got on the scales?
Yeah? Yeah yeah, what is that? None of your business?
Oh not quite right. Yeah, it's not kicked in for the claws in.
The contract getting written about, that's all.
But it keeps claiming you've lost eighteen kilos. Is that true? Well, yeah, that's true, you've lost more than eighteen.
Oh.
I don't want to say. I don't want to say.
Do you have any folds of skin that looks like someone's tongue or no? Okay, let's meet Scotty from out in Blacksland. He is a brickie playing for the traderes. Good morning Scotty, Hey Scott, very well. He drives around in a Nizuzu truck for the boss. Oh so it's not your truck, it's it's the.
Work truck, the company truck.
I don't mind those Azuzu's, are they all right? They look like they do the job. He's currently single. Ladies. Do you like the ladies? I shouldn't assume that he would, Okay. His favorite sex position is the very rare in Jackie's World sixty nine, at which I told Jackie did you ever hear her Scott claim that that was an extinct sex? Man?
I thought that was just for like high school. I just didn't realize it was such a thing. No way, Yeah, oh, there you go.
You thought it was just a high school. When did you stop doing the sixty nine twelve like early?
I know?
I know, yeah, God, because you know you can do all sorts of you know, yeah yeah. Are you trying to bring it back in your new life, Jackie?
Oh, I'm open to that.
Or don't open it from at first? That looks desperate. If you're stretching it open like a guy, I'll be like, oh God, she's assuming that. I'm gonna I'll go, I'll have a taste. His favorite from he's writing has an obsession with the puppetry of the penis show. I get that. I get that what he morphs his own penis into a hamburger and also a baby chirping bird. You want to I want to see the baby chirping But he got that on video, Bunny chance, Scottie, Uh no, I can get it for him. But Jackie, would you like to see how yeah, how is the baby chirping bird presented?
I would imagine, you know, you know, like when a baby bird in a nest in the first hatches, and you've got to be uncircumcised to be to do so you just get the tipsy of coorskin and put it a partner, looks like.
A baby bird.
Chinah my god.
It's the little Yeah, I reckon that. It actually looked good.
And would you regurgitate into the baby bird's mouth?
Oh my god?
So so I wouldn't be able to pull off the baby bird because of course I've got the most beautiful penis, the circumcised.
Penis, rob the other the other fun ones, just standing around the corner with it wrapped around the wrist. And when someone comes around, like check out the time, Oh you've.
Got the.
How do you do that?
Who do you do that to?
You're gonna flatten the.
Penis to work anyone, anyone in a party, just for fun.
So you've got to just sit around with your cock wrapped around your wrist waiting for someone to ask you what the time is.
Generally someone will be on my team, on team and they sure you need you're in the corner.
Oh, and you'll be standing there waiting. Yeah, sort of like a sexual predator of it.
I feel they come back to bite you.
I feel that this is a ladd's lad.
He's a lad when they start playing for.
The Traders this morning's baby bed Scotty.
Alrighty, let's start with you, Scott.
Can we Jackie fire away? Scott? His question one?
He pops it attaches to what a pop socket attaches to what device?
I have no idea, so I'm going to guess.
Uh here straight and the jab pop socket on the.
Head, it's actually your phone, you know the little knobby things on the bag you can put your fingers.
I've seen girls with days. What is that dumb thing?
All it does is just help you hold the phone or lean it up against something.
For handicap people.
No uses it? Yeah, who anyone? Heaps of people have them.
Is it like my grandfather had like a ball on his steering wheel because he only had the one arm?
Right?
Is it like?
Is it like that sort of No, it's just like a thing that pops out and you put your two fingers.
Our handicap, she's got one. Hello, what you.
Handicap?
It's just more comfortable. So handicap can have them anyone. They're not for the handing, No, they're not all right.
Question number two Scott doctor Lipp's original nipple balm is intended for what use of the body?
Are what?
So?
Where where on the body would you use nipple balm? Jesus Christ, we're really hoping to lose today.
Aren't we.
Amazing?
I hope you've got one as easy as that.
You don't have to get angry at me because your team's letting you down.
Oh you might want to turn down that radio, Okay.
To ask that loud? That must be super annoying listening to us that loud. Ok Here we get question.
The process of using a long piece of string to remove body hair is called what what do you call that?
Yes, my god, I'm surprised you knew that.
Good work. Scotty used to do it. They're constantly threading twenty four hours a day. I've been with the Lebos as well. Great cheeck Celebanese girls, by the.
Way, I know, aren't they Yeah.
The only only thing is the aunties, the unberdairs. They feed you up.
They isn't that good though? Don't you want to.
Until they becomes so gross that there I go somewhere else. Well two out of three. Very well done, Scotty. Let's move to Isabelle. Now are you nervous? There? Our cowgirl?
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to do Jackie proud.
I think we can do it.
You have your hat on?
Now?
Do you have your cowgirl hat?
No?
But I can grab it, may grab it, can grab it acually. Good luck, we need it.
And take your top off as well if you feel a bit. Oh, the boyfriend's there. You know what I'd love. It's never been done before, but imagine a couple doing trading vers lady whilst having sex. That's something we should do. I feel I just popped into my mind. Don't you think that's fun? Yeah?
I don't think we're allowed to do that though.
We're not allowed to broadcast the Sex Act because of the archaic government law. Although if we went on the podcast, you'd be able to have mass orgies on there and hear every little bit of juice and liquid because the government haven't caught up on the on the laws yet, but here we are stuck in the olden days.
Have you got your cowboy hat on?
Yeah?
All right?
Good? Which is lying question one? A blocked plane is used to flatten? What a block plane?
Concrete?
Wood? You know those like the shave off the shave. It's like you won't know.
She needs this next one to stay in the game. Otherwise we lose. And I've got a new winning song and everything are hearing that today.
That's what I think. You've got a shit all chance you might get this. I say, these three were do you tell me? They're all different types of what? Okay? Classic, mid and taper are all types of what?
No?
No, no, oh, I couldn't taper? Why couldn't you have those.
Is flapping around outside? Jackie's got a good question, you could. They're all different types of haircuts, guys, they're the fade haircuts and then the mid need.
This off air as well. I said, if she answers pants, she's technically right. Yeah, there's a classic.
There's a mid. There's no classic, Yes there is.
There is. What's a mid? What's a mid pant?
Whether they rise or there's mid cut?
This, this is what's that. Don't turn him off? Now you're jealous, little.
Be classic pants is like a women thing if it even exists. A mid pan, that's not even men.
Is there's such a thing as mid pants? I ever heard of these midpans.
It's for short men, it is.
We don't care about short men. Listen, because saber is short. You know about the mid ants. Then knickerbockers, they're actually supposed to be for women who ride bicycles. Your guy wears them around his trousers to go out. It's not really what they're designed for.
So you're not giving her that point. Then that's it.
What do I have to they're saying, I have to give it to her. It's technically right, it's technically wrong.
Nice one.
Yeah, okay, well, Denis, how can you celebrate such an evil point?
Hey, we gave you the nipple point.
You didn't give us that week correctly.
The answer was in the question doesn't mean anything. It does means it's easy. Okay.
Question number three, this is for you, cowgirl. What is a milling machine used to cut? What does it cut? The milling machine?
Oh like wheat?
Wheat? Is it like a it's a thing, the milling machine to cut metal.
If you win, Scott.
Know near song jacking. Well done. The boys have won again. Sorry ladies, he's won of five hundred dollars Shell Cole's Express gift card. Yell look Shell and calls in the name don't forget everyone save time and money by streamlining your fuel efficiencies today with the Shell cardhit by single. Well done, well done, Well done, Scottie. That's yours, Thank Scott.
Thanks Isabelle. If you did the girl's crowd anyway, they were hard, don't worry.
Imagine what it would have been if we'd have played the girls winning song. Jackie said, I'll play and get a little frothy, yeah, my new song. In a fantasy world where Isabelle would have won. I know, it's hard to imagine it would have It would have happened like, oh, well.
Done, Isabelle.
The shot tune off, that lady's breast blood went everywhere even in ye yeah, well done. I had to put fat pictures there.
You went, you went.
You are an ass girl denied, but you.
Do you see how good I would have been if the girls had one. That's okay, it's all you did. Great honey, well to playing Scott.
Scott Brady calls his next guy frozen death.
If you want to call us, our number is thirteen one O six by.
Yeah, Martha K bringing the baby in here. Yeah, if you thought going to work to escape the baby was great again. Also g flip you know her? Is she lesbian or a non binary? What is she?
What is she?
I think?
How can you be doing? Yeah?
Exactly.
If you're a non binary then you can't be a lesbian. What lesbian is?
Non binary?
They?
Yeah, yeah, so I thought it was them. But but a lesbian is a is a is a female who is attracted to other females.
Yeah, non binary, you're not really.
I don't think they've worked it out yet. Let's say lesbian, one.
Gay and one very straight woman has no idea that's got the non binary answer thing? I mean them, you what is this?
So gender identity and sexual like.
No one cares about it.
That's what I thought. I thought they were different, So they're different. Yeah, but then I guess I can be a non binary lesbian. I guess.
Brooklyn's point is the definition of lesbianism is one woman and another woman to get, isn't it.
Easier just to stick to You're a queer, correct, Yeah, you're a queer.
Yeah, she's coming up.
Well, ask what does she like to be known?
As?
I've noticed that just saying hello to people can sometimes take up the entire time of the interview. Checking what you were? They are there, they are she it's too hard, Ye're the best? Okay, Well, day you get to pay right first calls the next guys David get it and bb rex at that. I'm good Blue. Here a kiss outside. Today's sunny twenty one degrees. It's a little warmer than yesterday. Right now out there, it's nine. Let's go cal and Jackie on.
That's all makers on his arms.
If you want to ring in, you can do it. Thirteen one O sixty five gets you through.
Let's go to husk in Paramatta High Husk.
Abro good morning, Hey, good morning, bro very well what are you doing me?
I'm currently at work? Yeah, driving to work, and I wanted to let you know about my.
Uncle Broh, what's happened to him? What's going on? Bro?
The minute I step onto the job site, Yeah, the old fight just wants to seven.
He's your he's your relative and here Okay, I see what is Yeah, you're getting targeted.
Yeah, I'm getting targeted that work. He just puts it on me, like if I do something wrong, he just puts.
Is herd doing? Is he being harder on you than the other workers because your family?
Yeah?
I think that's probably why.
But also would you be the youngest on site?
Youngest?
Yeah I am Yeah.
What does he do in that situation, Kyle?
Well, you've got two choices. You either suck it up and become part of that. Oh you sort of enjoy the fun. I think the perfect person who asks is in turn Pete intern people. Yeah, he cops it from us. Yeah, I know you do. But how do you how do you not let it sort of get to you emotionally, like not youshm? Asking Pete? How does he handle because everyone stacks on Pete because he's the youngest. Oh no, you're not the youngest.
No, you're the oldest.
You're the intern.
You're actually the oldest on the team, right he is? Oh yeah, I mean how old are you, Peter? How old does he make?
I think he's thirty nine next year.
We've got the big fortieth next year.
So oh no, do we think that you should try and step out of the intern role.
Now, I mean, I love the opportunity I feel for his fortieth he has to at least progress out of being an intern.
Surely I don't think that's going to happen.
Yes, man, Sorry, we've got to go back to ask.
Yeah, Now what do I.
Meant to do today? I'm going to be at work today. I want I want to be a change. Okay, should I put on him?
What are you thinking?
Have you got a like a family secret? You can expose family secret?
I can explose.
So who's that?
That's my uncle? Yeah, he's next to me, he's looking at me. We're driving to work, and I'm just trying to think about the things that.
Why don't we talk to your uncle?
What's his name?
They want to talk with you? Yeah?
Pretty so.
I made good your poor your poor little nephew. There is copying the.
Poor, poor little me. I employing these little kids these days? They don't work.
Man.
Is he in that that age group that just want to do very little work and just whine all the time.
Yeah, that's what he does.
He wants to be on the phone talk to girls all day and then you know, with me because he's my nephew.
I hate retard. Yeah, like I'm not actually rest people that don't pull up that work. And it's just way worse.
When it's when it's your nephew and your blood.
You don't want to you know what I mean?
Okay, thank you, healthy mouthains.
A lot of that was edited out because of the name calling and the ridiculing and the use of the sea words.
Just say, he used every word under the mound.
When you say dumb sea and you use the real word, they beep it out on the radio. I know it sounds ridiculous because it's a term of endearment.
Really here in Australia it is.
It is, but the beepers they still be I don't know that that was used in a way that was a term of endearment.
In between the derogatory statements about the handicapped and the dumb this and the f that. What he said was he doesn't want his young nephew to grow up like to be seen to be silly or misinformed or to be a lazy worker.
Correct. But Adam has called through because he wants to weigh.
In on this.
Hello Adam, good morning morning. How are you have you have you got Have you got the same problems with the young workers?
Yeah, I've got a few of them. But they're really annoying.
What what sort of things? What are they doing that's annoying?
Well, they got they come with their attitude and the lazy attitude, and they got their mullets.
And you don't like the mullet.
I got to tell you the mullets. Like, we've watched the mullet come and go a few times us soldise. It's never been good. It's never a good look.
These two guys that follow me there, like Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dull and they just follow me and they're just.
Like, Yeah, they're annoying, and what business are you in? What sort of what sort of a trade are you guys doing? Oh that's very dangerous to remember the good old days and scaffolding where you just under the bottom bolt and watch it all collapse.
Yeah, that's.
And then they run for their lives. Is the whole thing collapses. I don't know what to do because I'm stuck in the same situation. Fellas here are. I am the leader of my industry surrounded obviously Jackie is here as well. And then surrounded by these Generation Z people. You've got to have them because it's cheaper to pay them than the older more experience.
Yes, so why don't you cough up and pay for experience because.
You bitches haven't earned the.
Rights employed gen z? Employ someone older.
Experience, Dusty.
Exactly.
God Roses called through for Blacktown. What's up, Rose, Rose? Good morning, curling your old morning honey.
Yeah, my topic is a bit different from what you're discussing.
There, fine, any topics? Fine? Here, what's yours?
Yes, yesterday I was listening to your radio program and I had about people stuck and stuff in there next fed Oh yeah, they were doing the people putting.
Oh yes to.
Discussing.
That's proclaimed those.
Those generation Z they're all they're using their assholes as a third pocket. Is that what you're saying?
Yes, but not young people only I was sixty five. They came to to ind because while they were making love the wife of statue the other ranch Nivia, those small one in.
Who is this guy that stuck the niva up?
His wife stuck the stuck there?
Who are these people to you?
I awakened the hospital nurse.
Oh you're a nurse okay, okay, So you see you're not a doctor, we would never hear this story, but nurses different rules.
So you see, this is like a Nivia like aerosol, or.
That's the pre one, the roll on, the roll on, that sounds nice, rolls the roll.
Oh, I got that very same Navia roll on.
What about the front bottom?
You put it in the front, in the back side, and what happened? The wife tried to retrieve it. Unfortunately the more she put her hand there, the high you went. So by the time they get to the hospital they couldn't retrieve it. The guy ended up heaving operatomy. They opened him stomach, they.
Cut well, it was too far up you guys couldn't pull it out somehow.
No, this might sound silly, Rose, because I'm a man who that bottom is used as an exit hole, only the way Jesus invented it to be used. Well, sorry, I agree with you.
Than what about gay people?
Well, listen, we're not going to get him down the rabbit hole. But what we're talking about now is if I had a Nivia deodor and inserted in my handle canal, would I not be able to just squat down and pull it out.
The problem is the wife tried to retrieve. She put her glove on. She went off the way to her wrist.
Oh why would you put something in so short and stumpy?
Can I ask what sort of a glove? Was it a dishwashing glove? Or you probably didn't ask what sort of glove?
I wonder I wonder which one she hit because maybe shed glove.
You know what?
Was the cap still on the roll on or the cap was so that thing was rolling around so.
He could sleep.
It was slippery, and he wouldn't in those roll ons too. If he grabs a straight hair, it's got the hair wrapped around the ball. Have you noticed that? Jackie probably wouldn't know, because Harry, are you're not like my German teacher in year eight? She had the hair is darm pits. That woman so rose listen, think you you're giving us that that little little.
Only person that's come in with that kind of situation.
No, I've seen another one. This one was This one was a yeah, hed an orange down there and orange?
And how did you get that one out?
No, that one was able to be taken out because they didn't try to push it in once it was stuck. He came to the hospital.
Oh it was stuck midway.
Orange, that is if you if you do not even a would be a nice like, Yeah.
I don't know why people put stuff up there any way, I don't know.
I've got the same problem with my manager Bruno, always shoving things up their handles of brushes and sorts of weird things.
I would advise you not to put anything there. I believe it the way it is.
That's right, Thank you, that's Rose, and thank God that she's telling us these things and she's barely identify. I believe with that voice you could you'd never know who that was. I think wonderful story is there from the Rose. Isn't that incredible?
Oh man, the things you'd see working in a Hospit all.
Was a guest. There's an orange in his battle?
Why is it?
Put the gas? Put the ironge? Well? Who knows. Maybe he was that guy that took the oranges out of the football at halftime and he didn't have enough hands.
Doesn't he have a pocket?
Yeah? An ass pocket. Do you ever say, can I put this in your pocket? Do you have a little cute name for Brooklyn?
No?
No, not pocket?
No?
Do you know what I was thinking about last night while I was loading the dishwasher. Yep, I thought, I pulled the second drawer out and I'm stacking in the plates, and I thought, I wonder if if Brooklyn should actually have orgies at his house instead of keeping poor Damien out there in the suburbs. And he's never felt the real gainer.
You ever thought about, like slotting it up with damiens.
Letting him so he's dirty wild?
Why do you think I've been hanging out with your brother?
Oh, he's trying to rip my brother, Damian.
You could do this on our trip though, what you know, like my brother's not coming to this with somebody else. No, no, no, you guys were not interesting.
Well, we would have done it already, Brooklyn is. Brooklyn's been the filthiest gawn. Damien hasn't. But Brooklyn wants to do to young Damien is learned the art of true love. Not be something, not be some dirty Oxford streak that everyone gets to have a go at. That's not cool, Brooklyn.
Yeah, Kyle and I have cleaned up our acts.
This is crazy now.
The sex is short, not fun for them, but hey, we are good. Is that where we're at and welcome to the suburbs. The only dirty hole that you'll be doing is digging in the fire pit that you burnt on the weekend. Exactly. I'm just worried that he might step outside the relationship, and.
Well, he seems very happy with it. I often say to I'm like, you, sure you don't You don't need more than this?
He doesn't, Brooklyn, don't make that mistake that sounds like you are. See. I've had to pretend my whole life that I'm like Brad Pitt looking when you've got the confidence of a Brad Pit but you've got the body of Santa Claus. Let's say you've got You can never say are you sure that you like it? Because that little grain of negativity that will breed and then they will realize there was someone that's old and a loser. Do you think like that?
No?
No, I know that's that's the fact you've got to keep You've got to keep yourself sexy somehow. Like last night, I took my slippers off last night. I've got these slippers with the gold head on the front. Beautiful, they reek they are, They like vomit. They stink that bad they're disgusting even I think they stink. And I kicked them off under the table last night and put my foot up on the couch. Teagan was laying on the couch. The look on her face, oh no, it was the first time I'd ever she'd ever looked at me with disgust.
Why I washed them?
They can't be washed? What do you mean they can't be washed? These slippers, the slip ons, they're slip ons, but they they're like some sort of rare mink thing and steel gold heads on them. Oh god. And I saw her face and she was like, oh, babe, your feet and she really turned and I took great offense to that. I didn't say anything, but in my mind I was like, right, that's one tick on the list I'm keeping an eye on.
You're a sensitive little soul, lunch.
I think everyone is, though at the end of the day, everyone thinks like that.
And also yesterday when the baby went to sleep, i'd just been out chofing cigarettes on the balcony and then I went to kiss the baby and who went, oh, babies, thing like smoke, And I thought, that's two.
Don't get down, don't keep.
I'm making the list.
And confident, stay confident.
Exactly as a man when you're when you were hitting a young bit of porusse and you think, oh god, I'm really at the end of me tether year. Yeah, right, what have I got left to offer?
Money?
No, well, she doesn't care about money. She's Jewish.
They got their own cash humor.
Yeah, and even that, like even when I've heard that, I've heard that before. She listens to the show as well. Yeah, and I run a few things and if it works here, I go home and recycle it.
Yeah, you that you.
Recycle far too much already, is that right? Yeah, that's another. That's one on my list. How many's on my list?
It's just a it's almost like the David Jones logo, but with ticks. So I forgot where I was going here.
But so the insecurities and making out you're all that. So basically what you're saying is he needs to make Damien feel like you're lucky. You're like, that's a healthy relationship, though, trying to make the other person feel like you're lucky.
And what would you know that's true?
You've done everything wrong?
Well would you say wrong?
Yes? I would? Well, you know everything wrong.
Oh I don't think so. But you know, I think you and Damien are fine.
I'm very naturally confident, like someone say you are, actually someone say unrealistically, well you as well.
He's just like he doesn't care, Brooklyn. Yeah, I don't really care like he doesn't care.
He But I've made that mistake before where I was so confident I didn't care which one was that. Oh many many, there's too many to count, right, and then and then you realize, oh, ship, maybe I was too much of an asshole.
Yeah, there's always that risk because when you get.
Too old, picking up young pussies not easy. That may sort of make me sound a bit non caring, but you know what I'm saying, is it not easy? Well, because you know you're not as nimble and you know, oh, okay, got it, you're not as out there. And I've got I've created this myth about myself that I'm some sort of prize. Really, when I look at myself in the mirror, I think, is a christ You're nothing, you got nothing.
That's just not true, Carl.
Okay, I had my tires come up. I was hoping Jackie would do it, but I'll take it. Gay but I'll take a gay A little bit of pride there, I'll take that.
Okay, let's do birthday well still, I gave it the promise. Nothing are you celebrating? Call us now on thurday?
And how do you think of me? Mayo before we go to the ads?
I think your personality is really nice?
You dog child Jaggio birthdays now were okay? If your birthday celebrity wise see low Green.
Yeah him yeah, so ah see you you've around town with the girl?
Lad?
Are they the words? No, I drive around town with the girl I love? I think so you know what do I sing when that's on? I think I just make up to it.
I think I think I just made Oh yeah, no, I think it is drive around town with the girl I love?
Yeah.
We should have we should have done that as a power people.
Celo's birthday. It's forty eight years old. By the way of these lyrics, here in one second.
Someone else's yeah someone else driving around town? God, that's why it's an few.
He's angry.
Who else's birthday?
I don't know who this person is in Diana Menzel?
Who's Dina Menzel? She's frozen, like let it go? No thanks, Yeah, that wouldn't be Otto's coup to you either.
Is that an actor?
Remember when John Travolta introduced her at the Oscars and he could not get her name right. She was there to perform let It Go, and he went to say a Dina Menzel.
What did he say?
Let me see if I've got it.
Be a special place in my heart for the movie musical and for the songs that create the most memorable moments. Here to perform the Oscar nominated, gorgeously empowering song let It Go from the Oscar winning animated movie Frozen. Please welcome the wickedly talented One, And only does.
She feels like she might be from Pakistan?
Wrong place performing at the Oscars, your big moment and John gets your name wrong.
Better than in the messuse that gives John the rubdown before he goes on stage. Okay, they're these celebrities. There's a heap of people on the phone too. Luke just sing to Michael Donner, laws and Adam Anita Eloise, but we've gone with Paul, Hi, Paul, what's going on?
Dropped the little one off a daycare and just that work?
How old the little one?
Little ones too?
And then I got a five year older in kindy as well.
Enjoy that. So you can drop the kids off this earl.
Let you drop them off pretty early.
Yeah, I've always wanted why primary school in high school? Why they start at nine finished at three? Shouldn't they be start at eight to finish at the half half past six?
No, you do after school care if you want that.
He does, pre scared of preschool's care.
And then and then I go quickly grabbing him about three o'clock and time night.
I'm never interested in these things until let's get your prize pool on our birthday, crow, and that's going to spin it.
Go look at her hair. You've got beautiful hair today. Wash number ten, Jackie, what's that one?
And you have three hundred dollars to pamper yourself at the bath house where you can indulge in a Palm Springs inspired day spa. You've got the sauna, the steam room, hydro therapy, star and treatment.
You've got to say, I've been to the odd bathroom here.
Yeah, I love that.
I've been to the bath house. Namsterdam. Is anything like that?
No?
Plain above board, Kyle.
I'm sure you'll have fun regardless enjoy that I got a few songs. Brooklyn is still stuck with dead Chick.
M like being a bit rude to old Tina Turner, but his she is what's love got to.
Do with it?
The remix, it's almost Yeah, it's because we've seen so much Tina because of the death, were almost overexposed.
To.
We need to have a good one then for you do we Paul? Yeah, I think this is pretty good.
Which one?
Yeah? Yeah, I took a pill?
Oh no, this is now the other? Over it and over. In Today FM, they play the ship version because the guy says I took a pill in a beezer to show a Vito was cool. They wouldn't believe it. Over it and over. In two days they changed that. They got the ship version where it says I took a plaine to Ibiza.
Losers, that's what I want to take a plane to show of each you're a cool You wasn't's.
On his own plane.
Any basket can get on jet stuff. That's yeah, you're right. So we're running the og run out of here?
Why was cool?
That's cool?
And it could have been pad it off, like what do we know?
She's dead too?
So you have a sports car. Just I'm on your big bother because of me.
A million dollars. Then I spent it on girls and shoes. Yeah that was my life. I spent all the money on the ladies.
But a very sad message. I think, whatever, it's a ship life.
Well, you only say that when you're on the cometdown. Then that night you're back off again.
You know, do you have a preference.
I love to help Brooklyn out.
Switch room, you know, yeah, but you always think, don't you always think when I hit that, you.
Know what I mean?
And then you pick your song.
Yeah that's right.
Back in the day, it wouldn't have even.
No, not for me. Let's get it. Well, maybe how far how far back? How far back? Wait? Have your birthday?
Man?
Here it is. I took a pill playing now a kiss my close Now. I took a pill this morning here at City's Number one. This is the Kyle and Jackie Yosha Sunny Today, twenty one degrees right around the Harbor City gorgeous beautiful day, and the critically acclaimed series from it returns with a thrilling new season. You can check that out only on stand. Jackie's Got Some Own.
You Noel Gallagher from Oasis has slammed Taylor Swift's new boyfriend Matt Healing.
Well, they seem like they'd actually get on. They seem they're yunkie, you know, English vibal.
Yeah, well obviously he you know, Matt Healey is from the band of nineteen seventy five and nol being Oasis. But the feudal started when Matt Heally did an interview back in December and Matt was asked about his thoughts on an Oasis reunion, and this is what he said.
What are Oasis doing?
Can you imagine being in potentially right now still the coolest band in the world and not doing it because you're in a marred.
With your brother, you know what I mean?
I can deal with them dressing like they're in their twenties and being in their fifties, but acting like they're in the twenties and need to grow up.
And Liam isn't the problem. I don't think they need. What are they doing? Like Oasis?
The first two albums arguably both in the top ten best albums of all time Stop Mardin. They're like men of the people and they sat around in like Little Venice and Highgate, like crying over an argument with their brother. Grow up headlined, blast, have a good time, have a laugh, sort it out.
You know what.
It doesn't make sense because these brothers have been fighting for what feels like forever. Yeah they have what do they like about each other? Everything?
Oh, they've had this feud since two thousand and nine.
Apparently got into I don't know, but it was a proper like fight in terms of physical just yeah, but no.
But yeah, no anything because he sounds like he's from that end of town in London. Do you know what the Oasis fight's over? No, we just know.
It's a bit confusing. I remember seeing them as a kid, like the legends where I'm from.
But they're from your suburb? Are they your area? Yeah?
My uncle used to know some of them.
So you don't know what the fight's over.
Do you ring your uncle and find out? See what he knows about it? Oh, that's right, it is reverse the charges. I suppose that's not easy.
I suppose no, give it a go.
And what's that? What's he in prison for? Someone? That's the standard English thing? You know, what are you laughing at? Jackie? What are you laughing at? This is real.
I just love you so much year but no I do. Yeah, I just lovely. I love hearing about his life.
Ring can't why not he.
Stabbed someone?
Stab someone? I love it? And what's marting? The guy that that the junkie there is using big words that even me the non junkie double.
Well, that's British, I think they do. That's called the tantrum.
You know how they have like all these terms that we don't use. What's the one they use on Love Island?
Grafting? They aft?
I think that's like putting in the work for the flirting and stuff, right, isn't it like doing?
Can you google it? Actually I don't.
I don't get it. I don't watch UK shows at all.
Oh yeah, but they love Island is amazing.
I don't care. I can't stand listening to the Oh we speak the same language, but I can't understand what they're saying.
Yeans working hard to get the romantic attention of your crush.
Yeah, stupid who came out of that stupid word? Some flop that doesn't even know what the word probably means.
It's just caught on anyway.
Apparently, Nol when he heard about this interview, that Matt Heally had done, called Matt and effingslack George F. Witt and said he needs to get over how shit his band isn't split up?
Soventy five? Do you know like what they sound like?
It's not my cup of tea. Yeah, I'll play you a lot of angsty emo band that's grown up. They've got the black fingernails. Not my thing.
Well, here's a little snippet in case you guys are wondering.
Wonder but it's it's not really and this is going to sound really nasty, but it's a band for plane or worse than plaining chicks. That's what this band's for. This isn't there's no hotties rolling up to the nineteen seventy five. This is all your average.
Yeah, your glasses were Taylor Swift then.
I don't know. She probably admires his craft. But this type of music is for the non hot chicks, you know what I mean. I want to see the chicks that buy their fingernails, the girls.
Crowds that go to the nineteen seventy five have a look.
I bet you. I'm right.
I know.
Amy Shark is obsessed.
There you go, there you go. What do you mean?
Yeah, what do you mean?
You know, Amy Shark, she wouldn't have grown up to be the hottest chick of Miami High. She's done very well now. She is a beautiful girl, very capable. But she wasn't. She wasn't like the cheerleader, the head cheerleader.
Okay, there we go.
There, we've got the lineup of people waiting to see the nineteen seventy five in concept.
Looks like I'm one hundred percent correct. A bunch of dark haired, below average Mayo look.
And nothing's I think we got unlucky with that pit Another one?
You can't You're on your third picture.
Now you can do another one. I'm sure I can see one.
Yeah, there you Gothy emo, fat, no bra wearing, nail binding losers, Harry Stars. That's right. All the hearties are at Harry and all the knotties are over at the nineteen seventy five.
Okay, now, an Aussie version of the Office is officially in the works. Sorry, yeah, this is being developed by Prime Video and believed.
No, it's true. They've actually wrapped up casting.
They've already decided who's going to play not Yeah, but I do know that it's a female, not a male.
Oh what a non binary dud choice.
You know, they do have actual different countries that do their own offers, so not just America and England.
This is not France do.
Their own This is not X Factor.
I know they're doing it in Australia.
Now.
Word is some of the rumored comedians playing David Brent or what would they be called, Karen Brent, Geez mag Zubanski.
I'm not into it.
Celia Pecola, no idea. That is Kitty Flanagan. She's funny, Actually, Kitty.
They're too old, but you've got to be a thirty something loser boss.
Oh well, well, Judith Lucy and then Melanie Bracewell. She hosts The Cheap Seats and is known for her just cinder an impression.
You think that should be known for the TV show she hosts every Tuesday night.
Anyway, moving on Ed Sheeran Ha, No, that'll.
Be a disaster that show, I feel because they've cast all the wrong types of people.
You know, that's just rumors. Kyle.
You just don't believe the rumors, you know, if they say that about a million things, and that's never right.
I was fooled yesterday when they made the grand claim in Woman's Day that Jackie was going to be the new Bachelorette.
Correct.
And that's a perfect example of how these things are always wrong.
Yeah, so I don't know it.
Maybe are doing the Australian verse.
Well, they definitely are.
I know that what they should have done is used a cast of people that no one's ever seen before, like what happened with the original Office.
Yeah, I mean you can't go past Ricky Gervais. The British Office was the best one. Yeah, yeah, I reckon.
Now he's going to be all that. Yeah, what are you saying? It's going to be like the like a Kath and Kim like spoof. It's going to be shit, I can tell ed.
Sharon has admitted that he didn't think one of his biggest hits was going to work out for him. He he felt that Shape of You was just a little you know, filler basically.
And I would have to agree with you.
He was talking to say Lowe about it.
I think if you can stand by something and you believe in it, I think that's enough for your career and everything that I've made up to this point, I can look back on and be like, I like that. I like that, and I think that's actually all that matters as an artist. And this is why sometimes artists don't play the hits when they play live. They're like, oh, I don't want to play that song anymore, And I think it's because they never liked it in the first place.
Wow.
You know, sometimes a record label listen to a batch of songs and be like, that's the one, this is what. And it happened with shape of View. And I will admit that I was wrong there, and for me, it was just a throwaway pop song that I'd written. And I now realize that I was wrong obviously, but yeah, it just took some convincing.
Oh yeah, and people did like it.
Well.
They not only did they like it, but this song, shape of View, became the second most stream song in Spotify history, behind Blinding Lights.
So this was his most successful song.
Jay Z was supposed to be on.
Oh it was have we got that?
I reckon?
If you heard jay Z on it, it would be number one.
Right, Well, if you don't think number two worldwide, I mean this is.
We're talking in history, guys.
That's pretty amaz history of a couple of years.
This is a history of like ten years at least.
Right streaming. Not everyone's been streaming for ten years though ten years ago it started, but not everyone's I've never streamed the song in my life.
Never We're You're the exception.
A lot of my friends were not into that ship well and streaming like a bunch of flaps. Well, let's just let the computer decide.
So what do you do?
Grab you have to get people here to burn it onto a CD or a us B.
I bring up Gordy and I say, what are you playing next? And he goes, I'm playing this ago wrong.
And you have to make a call to the radio station to request they play it. And you could just tap it on your phone.
Yeah, I'm not interested in that. Why because I don't do apps? But for why because of hackers and danger?
But what are they hacking into your playlist?
No?
Not if you have an app or a Bluetooth or any of these things on your phone, even Wi Fi open, anyone can get into your telephone start doing whatever they want, not going on your playlist. I don't give a shit about the playlist. But your passwords, your bank accounts, all your details, all your social media very easy for people to be hacked, And until someone hacks yours, you won't even realize how easy it is.
Yeah, but I'm just going to live my life, Kyle.
I'm not going to You've lived your life down everything in my life in the off chance that someone might hack in.
Oh, well, you haven't got filth in your phone? I suppose you haven't got pictures on now you do have pictures of your own anus in there?
No, I don't. I never took a picture.
You took a picture of the other.
Mayo took a picture.
Mayo took a picture of your of hers? Oh Mayo, what is that?
Oh did you take a picture or did you just look at the screen.
No, I just looked at the screen. You know picture was taken.
But don't forget. I don't think a lot of people realize this. Your iPhone, right, it takes photos of you without you even knowing, every five seconds. So does everyone realize that every five seconds, your iPhone, your iPad, your your laptop takes a photo of you and it gets sent off to Apple and it's and and what they say is it helps them with recognizing facial recognition in the future. So your assholes on someone over at Apple, like some guy in a black skivvy the pictures of your asshole right now at Apple that that might not be sure that that's right.
In terms of like Apple it's been I don't think it's getting sent to Apple.
I think it's. Yes, the photos are being taken, but they can where on your phone?
But where do they get taken to?
Well, no, someone at Apple isn't looking at everyone's pitch.
They all get sent to the database at Apple so they can work on artifics on all this face.
Maybe they're all going into some big you know, so while you're sitting there like someone's not fas clicking.
The bean to some sort of guy from some show on Netflix, that Apple is watching it all they can see it.
Enjoy, I say, well, enjoy. Okay, guys, come on, let's do pop quizy do you want to play with?
You know how to tell that? You can put your phone in front of an infrared camera like a baby monitor. You put the phone in there right and you can see it taking photos like every five seconds, all day, all night, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, it's taking photos. I'm not any that is one truth. This is actually happening. And therefore, if it can take photos of you and someone can hack into it, someone can see all these things. Yes, yep, you probably lived to that. You probably live for someone, some little weird evil guy in Guatemala somewhere. Oh, I love the jack here.
Hang on, are you saying that your phone doesn't do this?
My phone does not do it because I don't have any of those.
Things because of face id's that's why.
So what if you took face ID off, would it still do it?
I don't think so.
Guys, simply a.
Solution that you don't know if that's a solution or not.
I face ID though, I don't think I could live without that.
Oh god, what I love me?
Oh you're not looking at your face when you do face ID?
What do you do looking at that?
If it just opens things open?
Missed the fingerprint?
That was it?
That was that good? Is a problem that on my computer?
The fingerprint was a problem when you'd lay in bed and someone would put your finger on the phone and be able to go through your phone while you're asleep.
Oh yeah, does it open with your eyes closed?
Oh?
It would I do I actually don't think it does with your eyes closed.
No, it doesn't.
So if you if you want to, if you want to get someone to open their phone with their face, you've got.
To it does. It does open.
It does open with your eyes. Oh wow, So someone could just come up to you while you're asleep and hold your phone in front of your face and it opens. Wow. What great security. Well done Apple, Yeah, that's pretty fantastic security.
Did mine just frequently do that?
I think because you looked at it first, So with your eyes opened?
May you have to open your eyes to see whether it works?
It doesn't allow it. It doesn't allow it.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, you're right.
So what you've got to do is like you're going to open Yeah, yeah, with a fingerprint. That's a problem. A lot of blokes came unstuck, and.
They say, because it takes the photo every five seconds.
It's like when you're looking at say Instagram, it can tell if you're happy, sad where on the page you're looking because it's always looking at your face.
This is technology and what's going to happen when AI takes over. No one realizes I'm not nervous about it. I'm just saying it's going to blow people's mind. I reckon, we should do I think you mentioned this the other day to me off the air. We should do some sort of AI weekly updated because every week it advances so much and what it can do exactly. I can't wait till it can come to work for me and I can just sit at home.
It practically is there to be honest, in terms of replicating voices.
Let's get that shit cranky. Yeah, let's get it, get it sorted right.
Yeah, well I do have that first one. We're going to put it to the test a little bit later in the show. The photoshop ai ah, telling it what you want it to do.
Yeah, that's no different than everyone that works here. I just tell them what to do.
Yeah, like physically not having them.
I don't have to buy photo shop once.
Right, Okay, yes, indeed, all right?
Quiz next stand by for that Martha Key is bringing that baby and for some unknown reason, and then cash Cars and Stars, there's one celebrity left to identify. If you get all five, you win a brand new car that could be in half an hour. So that's karma from Taylor Swift. You're in Kiss Sunny Today twenty one around town. That'll be nice. Pop quiz. Now tonight a master Chef. It's Viennetta. Oh, Viennetta, Yeah, like you've never seen before seven thirty two on ten and ten play Guys and Jackie ten dollar pub Quiz, pup Quiz. I see the promos for Master Chef on Channel ten. I get very annoyed because they look great. And last night they were cutting into the Viennetta with a big knife and then they're all shocked when they see what's inside. And then the flames flames.
Yeah, the Mastership flames go to our break.
Oh yes, they do that every time. And then they go you'll have to wait, you'll have to watch it. I'm like, wow, really got me there. I want to see what's in. I mean, if it's just ice cream, will be very I will. I want doves to fly out of there.
Matilda, you're going to play this morning? Good luck? Hello, good morning? How are you good? I love that name Matilda good.
Do you know what I think when I think of Matilda, I think of that giant paper mache kangaroo that they had the Commonwealth Games back in back in.
I think if his Ledge's daughter, her name is Matilda.
I'm not right. Yeah, did she grow up?
Yep, she has grown up?
She acting? Or what's she doing?
I don't think so. Do you know your mom keeps it pretty private for her?
I'm not sure.
You don't follow what all the other Matilda's are up to?
No, not usually?
Okay, So we're going to give you one hundred dollars for every question you get right, Matilda, and then at ten thousand if you get all ten right?
Do you get jealous Matilda when you hear someone else called Matilda? Do you get because I get possessive of my own name? Am I the only one doing that?
Kyle once wanted to squash an upcoming artist that was called Kyle.
I didn't want to squash. I squat.
You actually did squash squashed him refused to play his music in God Well.
But I did that because of his attitude, because I said, when we interviewed the guy we did. We interviewed him once and I said, well, I'm Kyle.
So you're only new on the scene.
I was like, yes, it's the Kyle and Jackie. Oh it was the Hot thirty And I said you should go with your full name, and he said, well, we'll see who owns the name Kyle And I thought, well, the challenges said, so I squashed. He was finished before he started.
Oh well, well most of us aren't like that.
The only one who has jealousy of them?
Now, I don't know, do you? Are you jealous of Brooklyn Beckham?
Well, he was born after me, so I feel superior.
Yeah, okay, so I'm the only weird get sagitated by other.
Let's do this, Matilda? Are we going to kick it off with question number one and then start the cock good luck? Which Sunrise host announced he's leaving the show yesterday.
Who's the state of origin New South Wales captain.
Jane Fidescu, who did guys.
Sebastian Beat in his Australian idol Victory. Mama Mia is a musical based on the songs of which group Quentin Tarantino is rumored to have a fetish for which body part Our Past the f one Grand Prix is being held in which country.
Australia.
No Monica, which, judge.
From the Voice last year, is not returning for this year's season. What is Love by Hataways sampled in the new song by which French DJ Taylor Swift's new boyfriend is part of which band. Cooper John's is the son of which legendary player.
Who does yeh see, I make the same mistake.
Give that to you.
I'll give it to you, okay.
Quentin Tarantino is rumored to have a fetish for which body part?
Yes, yes, now that he does have the fettish for feet six hundred dollars. You've got nice work, Mitie. They a few that you missed out on. Keith Urban is the voice coach who's not returning. David Ghetter is the French DJ who's done that what is loved the hadaway roommate, and Taylor Swift's new boyfriend is part of what band? You said, I've got no idea, just like the rest of us. Nineteen seventy five.
You go, Matilita, you.
Did well, terrible name, Wow, Okay, no problem, well done, Martha Kay, she's had the little baby. He's got a full head of hair lead to very distinctive eyebrows, which can always be a problem for a Greek baby.
And we're also doing cash, cars and stars. Very soon one left to identify. That's it, and then the MG SUV will be going off.
The six o'clockers. They're the ones that get up early and hear the beginning of the show. Got another clue. As we did, we sort of figured our way through. Yep, some stats of that second celebrity, the female American.
I think we're going to get close.
Do you think I do? I do all of that on the way in the next half, Let's go and Jackie o' show.
I got a new show. You guys are going to love me.
Yeah, except there's only one disclaimer that you need to get past, and that is subtitles.
Sorry, I don't mind, you don't mind.
The rest of us, we, you know, watch other things that have been so big that have had subtitles before.
So I feel like we're all getting old.
I've always thought, if I want to read a book, I'll get a book.
I think you'll watch this Carle, because it is the sort of show I think you'd like. It's about this guy who becomes one of the most successful pawn stars in Spain, so super high. I've only seen the first episode and I love it already. It's like it's just basically, he's this guy. He's young, fairly young, like twenty or something, and he's just kind of like, not many aspirations came from a rich family, that kind of thing.
I love having sex just all the time, always banging.
Well, we can all relate to that.
Yeah, and he meets up.
With this prostitute and she kind of introduces him to the sex industry.
Oh, that reminds me when I met a prostitute when I was homeless.
Oh you did.
Yeah, I was homeless teenager and she was a prostitute but putting herself through year twelve.
Yeah.
She was from a very bad family, so it was quite weird. And then so there was me, a prostitute and a stripper living in the one house. That was only for a couple of months till my dad showed up with the cops. Yeah, and they kicked the door down. I was in bed with some other prostitute.
Which house were you at though?
This is up in Brisbane, right, Yeah, in some little junkie. I think the stripper had the house least.
Oh, and your dad got the cops to knock down that door.
Yeah, why that's what. That's not his house though, No, but they were looking for me, so oh okay, they went to his house. Then he told them where I was.
Got it.
Yeah, but I remembered thinking, Wow, this girl's putting herself through year twelve, but she's a prostitute.
Did she want to introduce you to the sex industry?
Oh?
Did she see potential in you?
She taught me quite a few things while I lived in that house. It was crazy, but I always used to It was. I was so confused because I'd left school because I was I was only in year ten when I became homeless, so she was like a year and a half older. But I was thinking she put a school uniform on every day and like go to school like a normal year twelve.
Did she at nighttime go out to people?
Yeah? Yeah?
Do callouts?
Do call outs? Yeah? And I always thought, what a sweet girl. I couldn't in my mind before I I realized how wonderful stitutes are, I couldn't comprehend to me it was a dirty thing.
Yeah, yeah, she is a lovely kid.
I tell you he was dirty. The strip and my mate vomited in her bed, and she didn't realize for two weeks what.
I know, God, I know that's what dirty.
She came out vomited, mate, Peter. That was two weeks ago.
Anyway, So this Yeah, he gets introduced to the sex industry. Cut a long story short, pulls down his pants to everybody in the sex industry. Is kind of like an audition process, and that you see his penis, and they all kind of on the on the screen on the screen, we see it.
Yeah, we see it.
Yeah, and what's it like?
I'll show you because.
Everyone in the show, like when he pulls it down and you see it, they're all like, oh my gob smack.
Okay, well that's that's that's see. There you go, beautiful circumcised, normal size. Do you think that's bigger than normal?
I don't think it is bigger than normal.
I feel that that's that's normal.
Yeah, I feel like that's quite a normal.
I feel that that's not above average? Is it?
It looks that I don't know, it looks that's too perfect.
Yeah, well that's what I've got.
So that's what I've got on boring, you know, subject.
That's my penis. One finds that boring?
What's boring about it?
By the way, it's beautiful, Yeah, Pedro, I didn't know there was such a thing.
This is what you were talking about before when you said this massive penish. Yeah, also that's a normal penis.
Oh yeah, I watched that. I was very shocked when it popped up on the big screen. It looked very big on my TV.
Yeah maybe, yeah, but you've got the you've got like a little like a witch's little finger. You've got for a penis.
Yea, the pinky naile. That's right.
God, so proud of it on you? Yeah.
I really think it's endearing, Pedro that you kind of talk about it and owner and you're not embarrassed.
There's a part of me nice to see it. Would you ever get it out? I know that you don't have to obviously one day.
Is there just like a slither of doubt in your mind that he's just saying it and it's not really the case?
I reckon it couldn't be that small, like pinky pinky nail could be.
Does it get to a pinky nail?
Though?
It just depends, because you said it changes all the time, Like when.
I exercise, it goes small, like I could just be sitting there relaxing.
You know, when we went to the ice bath the other day, did you look at it? Then?
No?
I didn't.
I bet you it would have retracted in like a Turtle's head.
You can stream Nacho only on Dan Nacho. That's his name, yea, his name is Nacho.
I know doeschos.
I haven't seen him meat nachos yet.
I don't think I think that's just his name anyway.
It's a lot of tacos, though.
Girls, Do you see that penis and literally that's quite Oh you're trying to say, girls, vagina sort of Mexican?
Does he does do that in the show.
It's like the whole show is.
Literally that he kicks out pretty much.
Oh.
I don't need to even read it, I'll just watch it. Did any of you girls look at that penis and think, wow, that's that's something else? Or not? Really?
Carl's wanting validation on his own penis. He wants you to go, that's just so big and perfect.
I'm just asking if they thought it was big, because I don't know what they think.
I thought it was very big and in your face, like it's very erect.
Yes, yes, yes, but you thought it was it was nice, It's all right, right, So Seb's is smaller than that, that's what you're saying.
Seb's not cut and that looks cut to me.
Yeah, it's definitely cut Seb's got the hoodie on a is he like he's robbing a bank with a balaclava?
Yeah?
What about the rest of you girls? You're very quiet there on your fellow's old mate. No, hurry there, it looks.
Like you're really produced picture. Like it's got beautiful lighting and and colors.
C G.
I think the veins on it. Do you think the veins the network of veins. It's like a it's like a it's almost like your street directory book from the olden days. Veins And yeah, I think what is Martha.
The baby?
How are you going?
Hi, guys, I'm just looking at this penis here?
What do you think?
I don't think it looks big.
It looks pretty apprey I.
Thought so.
Size.
By the way, how's little Ulysses going?
There's good, he's good.
Yeah, little Apo apocalyptic there. She's going to bring the baby in a minute, she is. Yeah, she looks like she's bounced back.
Yeah, she looks fabulous.
Yeah.
Well, Lucious is his little name. He's such a cutie as well. Lucius.
Well, Martha will join us next, guys, and then we're doing cash cars and stars.
We may give away this MG.
Yeah, well if you've got your thinking caps on your win this thirteen when I was six five to get through This is TSO and Tate McCrae five. But really it's seventeen after eight on a Tuesday here at Kiss Jaggio yeah, and Tate McCray this morning here at Kiss FM. Look here everyone, Martha and Michael have shown up. Martha has bought the baby along. Hey guys, parents, I don't want to yell, do you know?
I just had this surreal kind of moment of a flashback to maps when you're on your honeymoon in the pool. It was very like the chemistry making out and you are now with a baby and Michael you're holding a bottle.
Who would have thought.
Shit, brother, Welcome to the club.
There's some success stories after.
Who would have thought no, Seriously, Michael, when you would try humping her and the television, will you thinking down the down the track this far? Or were you just thinking about getting the end in there?
On the night I was going next step one at a time.
At a time, you think you've gone too far.
Look at.
Oh he's so cute. I used to look like that as a baby as well.
With black hair.
Yeah, thick black.
Hair like a like a male, like a male boy is what you look like the girl version.
He's very cute. How is he as a baby A good baby? Yeah, he's really good.
Any issues? Have you been weed on yet?
I haven't.
I've dodged. What do you mean he's asked for it?
Waits too long without the nappy, Like, you've got to get the nappy on fast.
You can't just be you know, just Tan's doing this thing at the moment of making naked time, Like what's that ship? Do you guys do naked time?
Yeah, but we will eventually quite.
Now moms on air.
Would never do.
And look at that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that yellow breast milk? Yeah?
From my breast?
I remember the color of the breast milk. Have you had issues with the breasts?
No?
I did.
Yeah, I did have a little issue.
What is it called mastitis?
Mastitis?
And then and then your nipple gets clogged? Is that what happened?
Look?
I had abscesses, which is a step after mast like scabs on there. No, it's like an abscess inside the breast. But I went straight to absess. I didn't even like I must have had maths status, but not known it.
I just would have thought that we did try and unclog it ourselves.
What do you try and suck through? It didn't work, didn't and as a guy, you can't help but trying to make it se and I don't want sex in it.
It was bully business.
That was all was And you'll take it as a as a bloke, I will take that, you know what. That's the water man?
How old is Lucius now?
Three months?
Three months? We had a caller on.
Yesterday who said that she's she let her husband sleep with other women while she was pregnant because she completely lost her sex drive and he wanted sex, so therefore she felt that was the only solution.
Yeah.
No, Like, I mean surely, like you aren't you busy with a baby?
Like even as we've done it, we've done it, Michael, you know no, No, is it during pregnancy?
During pregnancy? I mean, like, I feel like it's a bit sick.
Were you guys rooting during the pregnanty?
No?
Don't you remember how sick I was? Kyle?
You were, weren't you? That was a hard pregnancy.
I had the worst pregnancy ever. I was literally like horizontal for nine months.
Oh so there was definitely no.
No get horizontal at all during that nine months.
Michael, No, no, no long showers.
Yes, yeah, very lovely. You soap yourself?
It would be nice. I'd love to have a long shower myself. Like I mean, I don't know how.
I know what you're saying.
So is there been? Is it just being joyous? I know it's hard work, it's tiring. Do you guys are snapping at each other or are you in the bubble of love?
No, we're lucky, man. We're living at my parents' house.
You just give it to the mother.
We've got married, a full time nanny, so.
That gives you some time out for each other.
Yeah.
Have you done any dates?
Oh?
Look, we go out here and there. We can't complain.
Are you still guys giving each other oral sex? Or is that not not come back the full swing yet?
I don't know, not yet, not yet.
I've been. I've been trying a little bit.
Here and there, tries it tries. Bless him.
You love that because what I used to do was present myself ready for such an activity. And then as a man, when you're ignored, you can't you can't fall apart and start winging and complaining, because that's not taking well either.
You just got to suck it up and deal with it.
Martha.
Did you say on a podcast recently that you told Michael that sometimes you fake it?
Yeah?
Yeah, how did that go down?
Didn't know that?
I didn't know that.
No, oh, you genuinely didn't know that, Bruce.
So you can't be that name good performer apparently I am.
I'm Academy award when you could get straight on neighbors or something, we're home and away or something. But Michael, do you even care to me? I wouldn't care.
It is what it is. It's fine. We got a baby. That's all right now, all.
The it works. And what's the Bonds baby search? You guys are doing?
Okay, so Bonds do the baby search. They've done it for eighteen years where they I've never heard of this? Yeah, well, have you submitted like the little photos of your baby?
They've had a couple of years off, so they just come back now. So you can submit a photo of your baby. But it's not the most perfect photo. Yeah, everyone's got like thousands of photos in their camera roll. Find like the messiest photo. The one that shows their personality. You can submit it into one of the three categories and you can win ten grand Oh and what would category like?
They do?
You have to be at age category?
Okay, the best baby.
He's got nothing to do with looks. It's kind of like you know the photos that you like send to your friends or to your group thread like the funny one.
Do you have a funny one of you take photos?
I have no photos? What what is hes got all the photos? I look at the photos?
Did she send them to you?
Morning?
Every morning we get a new photo out on his little walk in the pram with the beanie.
It's the cure, not a beanie.
It's a bonnet.
I'm pritty sure it's a beanie. A bonnet has little.
Like And if a good godmother would have noticed that detail of the bow underneath, I want to.
Sounds old fashioned.
You're fired.
Now.
And it's the little fella Ulysses has he had?
You know what's funny? If Michael wanted to call him Odysseus of this hour? What the hell is that he wanted to call him?
I like the ancient Greek names. That's what I like in your Greek. I'm Italian. She's ye.
Each other. What you're saying, Oh, I'm new Zealander. Greeks are better now. Who would have thought you would even get pregnant? Being the Greek?
Why do Greeks not get pregnant?
Mean you know saying you know, No, I don't know. What's the same.
Oh that's saying you know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Brooklyn way of life.
Took an.
Remember the Greek. Remember remember the Greek grandmother that you can't get the pregnant?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
I get what you're saying.
Because for the Greeks, tell me if I'm wrong, it was important to save the vagina for something special. So every bloke was allowed to run a train through the back, but at this front was something specially.
Not even a nine o'clock And I've heard run a train through.
The probably the first time you've heard that.
But look, I look, it's news to me. But I take your word for a Kyle, because I feel like this is your kind of loot.
Look at him, do you want to just like Michael? Doesn't he looks like he vomit.
No, he doesn't, He's never vomited.
Just because I'm really bad with who babies look like. But to me, he looks like you, Michael. Is that do people say that?
I think he's got my head shape. And then he looks more like Martha's dad looks like.
Oh does he?
That's a problem.
Yeah, it is.
If you've seen my dad, Dad.
I met your mom. She must be beside herself.
Does she have other grand children?
No?
So this is her first one. Yeah, she'd be loving it.
What kind of grandma is she's the mother?
Did she did she's the mother?
Did she decide whether she wanted to be nana or grandma?
No?
She's yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah?
Is that what you're a rubbish?
That's Greek for grandmother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard that before.
What's what's your mother called?
Non?
We had an honor in yesterday removing a curse from carl them a lot. What's it called the malamach Milochio?
Do you believe in that?
Yeah?
Greeks believing it a lot. It's called the mighty, the mighty. When you have like bevil I put on you.
We've had it done, like the full old twist, all the grandma's doing the and the and all this rap.
What is this want us to have the bad ju ju on us? Do you want to be living your life with bad juju?
If I'm covered in bad juju, I feel that it's working well for me. Well, what's bad about my life? Nothing?
No, you're right.
Yeah. Have you had a breakdown yet as a new mum? Have you just started crying and saying we've made a.
Horrible that's pretty good going. Then we are so lucky.
You don't understand. Like, we're living with my parents. There's like five of us in the house. Everyone's fighting over who's going to hold the baby, who's going to feed me?
That's my going to the baby.
Oh, that's my dream, It's the ultimate. Honestly, I feel like if you're having a baby, moveing with your parents, that's my advice to all.
That's great advice, as long as you get on well with the parents, which, Michael, you's a pretty chill.
Do you like Massa's Michael? Do you like her mother?
I love Mary? I love she runs a ship at home. So you can't leave the mug out. You can't leave anything that sounds fun.
What do you mean you can't leave a mug out?
If you leave a glass or a mug. Within a minute, it's gone around, moved it.
Around with a dustbuster as well.
You know, a little got a backpack back in the industrial world like.
An Asian that it comes around that you pay with the whole thing.
She cleans the house spotless every day.
Wow, now he's.
Allowed to make noise. Maka, you can't cover his mouth and nose.
She might be overfeeding him.
He's in the fifth percentile.
He's tiny. He is tiny. He's a little one.
What is it.
His name?
She did? Yeah, well, he's in the eighties percentile for his head.
His father Carl has the biggest head and like genuinely big. We heard he's right, yes.
And the baby apparently the body is like fifty percent what's the placenta?
What is it?
What stupid word is this big lollipop head on it?
Yeah, he'll grow into it, really, yeah for sure, I mean you hope.
So there he is. Look he's on the screen. There, he's very and he does my daughter and.
That's Jack's baby holding him. Oh no, what do you think of that?
They've got to enter him in Whose kids better looking?
My kid?
Or you'll notice that Otto in that picture is almost like touching kid. His breast not getting in early, and yeah.
Does does thank god? Does he have any little friends?
He's got a few friends. Yeah, he's got some friends. Yeah, he's quite social. Lucious.
Because little Otto was off at the park yesterday with young Elvis Ibrahim, I saw that they had a wonderful time.
Dude, I love that name Elvis.
Yeah, that's a good name.
And maybe your baby can become part of this new Oh they can be like you can hang out. They're the new Bondo boys. They'll just always have to dress in white with the white sports cap, and the boys will let let that dream live on.
Sure, Lucius will come and say, Hi, what.
A bunch of weirdos, Lucious Elvis. It don't sound sounds like some gay pop.
Done to this generation.
Well, yeah, they're on their own there up there on the screen. That bonnet, that's his bonnet.
That is a bonnet. You're absolutely right. We'll guys see if.
You need to get a tit out. I feel you don't care if their boobs are out now.
Michael everywhere, that's what I want to No one cares.
No one cares.
My family is really not.
But do you do it at Westfield. Are you one of those Westfield feeders? You like to sit in the middle and right where everyone's uncomfortable, or.
Scurry off to the try and find somewhere that's a little bit more discreet. But also the parent rooms.
Are a bit gross.
They sing, are right near the toy. It smells just like dirty nappies all the time.
Do you have a modesty cloth?
Oh my god, it felt like an earthquake.
Okay, that's.
And the baby, by the way, the Bonds twenty twenty three Baby search. It's a fabulous thing because even the ugly is get to go. You can apply it bonds.
Dot com dot a U luck entering that guys, Oh, you've got some bonds.
Gave me some clothes that looks like i'd be able to wear. Thank you. I don't need them in my Nice to see you, guys.
I feel like you've gassed this room. Thing beyond belief. This poor baby smell.
There's a baby in here. Open the door, get the baby out. Thanks, I know this baby's gonna you get gassed, Mike. I'm so sorry, father brother. I think the batch's bloke for you.
Hey, we're going to do cash cars and.
Stares what sort of an asshole spy.
He doesn't have a baby, he doesn't understand brain in. Hey, if you think you know who that final celebrity is, it's number two. She is a household name. Everyone knows who she is. If you can identify it, you'll win the MG SUV.
Here are the five celebrities parking ticket because we'll play it next to Kiss That is Justin Bieber.
Here a kiss, Kyle and Jackie O's Cash cars and Stars.
You know I'm all about God.
Yeah, Cash cars and Stars, five celebrities, You name all five in order, and you win a brand new MG SUV. It's all things to this new show coming soon to Channel seven and seven plus. I really think this will be great. One hundred doses, one million dollars. It's called Million Dollar Island. Yeah, it looks like it gets a bit feral, like Big Brother meets Survivor, but not not all the ship challenges.
Okay, well we're excited about that, and we're excited to give away the MG SUV.
But we only have one celebrity left to identify. That's number two.
That's right, and we gave away some good clues this morning. If you were a six o'clocker. You would have got those.
If you just woke up. Then you miss out on the court.
You do.
Here are the five celebrities in order.
A parking ticket because thirteen six.
Five to have a great Oh, I don't have the special envelope. Where's the envelope?
Well, you know who number two?
I need the envelope. Kelly, you're going to play first? Good morning, Hey, Kelly.
Good morning.
Are you were six o'clocker? Kelly? Did you hear the clues?
As much as I love you, guys, I am not a six o'clocker.
You probably won't. Okay, Well, what a fool, but you could Flukert who knows?
Kelly. Let's hear them in order.
By the way, you can. You can still listen to us in bed, just saying.
I I do after I pick up my kids.
Yeah, but then you missed there.
Gonna help me now it's.
Not the envelope. Finally, let me open the world's smallest below. Okay, I've got all five in front of me. Okay, Kelly, to win the came a parking ticket because okay, give us all fine?
Okay, So Samuel or Jackson, Mega, Mirkl wrong, stop you there.
I did not think with the clues this morning.
Megan Mark n try try again another day, Kelly, thank you?
Lee may feel high hid?
Okay? Do you want to have a guest at all five?
Certainly do okay?
Samuel L.
Jackson heard wrong?
Did not the clues? Sorry?
Lee on.
At seven o'clock.
Let's get Chris on. He's in North Sydney. Chris, good morning, Yes, are you mate? Very good? Did you hear the clue is this morning?
I didn't, but I've been listening constantly.
I think I might have it.
Okay, here are the five celebrities. Have a listen.
Are you HARKing tickets?
Because Chris for the new can't?
Okay?
Samuel L.
Jackson Para Tilton wrong?
Not right?
Fitting clue?
Well, it sort of fits the clue.
I don't think quite.
Well I said that. Oh I really said the clue again.
Sorry, Matt. Let's go to you.
Hey, Maddie morning, good morning.
I missed the clues as well, but I'll have to go all right, go on, we won't abuse you.
Don't worry yourself, okay, go man? Give us all five?
Samuel L. Jackson, Yes, Lady Gaga wrong.
A waste guesses, so obviously not these people clue exactly the clue.
Yes, one day someone might get up early and have a listen Inda, Hello, Yeah, Hi, did you hear the clues?
No?
I didn't you, guys, I'm a big fan.
So what.
First one is Samuel Jackson?
Yes?
Second one is Chloe Kardashian.
Not we know.
The others are Samanta Armitage, Justin Bberks. First one Samuel L. Jackson? Who is that second celebrity? No one can get it. No, if you get up early, you win a car? Is that too much to ask?
That's right?
Really? You think you just you'd sit in there?
Where are the loyal six o'clocks? Why can't they get through all these.
Seven o'clock is eight o'clockers? They're all charming in Now? Should we get one more? Let's give one more?
Go?
Okay, okay, let's get Lexi on high Alexi.
Did you hear the clue? Are you a six o'clocker?
Usually I am?
But not today?
Okay, wash six?
Okay, here are the five I'll playing for you parking ticket because audio give us all five?
Okay, Samuel L. Jackson, Kim K, Samantha Armitage Justin Bieber and Kosi.
You think it's Kim Kardashian star numbers.
I wasn't.
I didn't, but I don't know we have it.
Let me just isolate celebrity number two. Does that sound like Kim Kardashian to you, Jackie? Nope, you're right, it's not right. Sorry, incorrect? Okay, okay, it lives another day. Will go to give the car away?
Maybe he will.
You're just got to get all five in order. We know four one little celebrity stands between you and a brand new can't.
We're just gonna have to wait for the podcast.
Island It's coming soon. How far will they go? A hundred ausies on one island, all wanting to win a million dollars coming into seven and seven plus we have a.
Round of our news guys coming up next and blokes.
Turns out we may all be peeing the wrong way. A top UK eurologists says sitting down to peas actually the best way because our bladder can empty faster and more completely, which helps stop Ladderstone's UTIs and kidney infections. If we if we have to stand up like we can, but ideally we should be sitting down.
You know what, I don't mind sitting down to we Yeah, I don't do it a lot.
Would you do it.
A tired scenario? You know, I'd very rarely sit down.
You've got to like pooh at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you won't pee first and then pooh on it. That's not on no, but maybe those You know how you go to friends' houses and you go to the toilet, there's always like dribbles of piss on the floor in front of the toilet, and you're like, can't you keeping in the bowl? Do you have you have you seen all the Oh?
Yeah, when you go to the girls toilets in a public place, sometimes you see it everywhere.
What are you girls? Sprinkler going?
Well, they squat over, they don't want to sit on the toilet seat and so as a result they I just don't get that.
I really don't. And then it's even on the floor.
Do we not come out in a stream like like uskies come out like you?
It can come out like a sprinkler.
Really, yeah, it can go here and then a little bit over there, and yeah, garden it can do well.
I'm glad it's not just us guys.
No, it's.
When you go to a friend's house and then there's the pits stains or the dribbles and you've got to sit down, then your pants get I'm off and cleaning other people's floors.
Yeah, yeah, that's the worst when you have to go in and clean like I mean, not at someone's house.
I've not done that before, Oh I have. Okay, it's a guy thing. Yeah it might be.
So.
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He's Jackie's own use.
So Aubrey Plaza. You know how she was in White Lotus season two.
Yes, I know who she is. She's very good actor.
Yeah, she is a great actress.
Actually, she's in Criminal Minds.
She's been in another movie I saw recently. She was like stealing TVs or something.
That maybe that was just some paparazzi shops I know.
Anyway, she was talking about how she does her research before a drunk scene to make sure her character feels and looks sounds right when they're doing that, because they can't get drunk for real.
No, they've got to pretend.
Yeah, they've got to pretend.
And she does a physical exercise that helps her perfect this.
How do I play drunk?
I have a kind of sense memory approach, and I do a lot of research so I know what it feels like to be to be very, very drunk, and I conjure up those moments and I relive them over and over again, and then I do a physical exercise. Sometimes I spin around in circles. It really depends on the level of drunkenness.
I reckon it be so hard to play a drunk person when you're when you're not.
How hard could it be?
It's hard, don't you think? Try it now?
Just I should have pissed myself, Jackie, is there anymore on that plane?
You're not?
What?
No, he's your drunk, Kyle just drunk.
Yeah, I am drunk, but now I'm looking to be reread.
You need to be slurring your words. I think that's the hard part, is the slurring of the words.
Girl drunk, You mean guy drunk too.
Guys do the same thing.
I don't write. I don't think I've hardly ever been written off drunk.
Yeah, like have you?
No?
Not really? Maybe when I was like seventeen, i'd write myself yeah, yeah, that's it.
Hey, the final episode of Succession block it is because were about to talk about it.
Everyone's already wasn't seen it? You haven't watched it.
I haven't. Unfortunately, I know how.
Are you going to avoid knowing what's happened? It's all over?
I can't.
I've already been told, so I can't. I had to for this segment find out.
I know this whole.
I've dedicated so long to this show. I was so excited.
Well, instead of going through all the hinge bullshit last.
Week watching the final Well, so were you happy with the ending?
Because of what I did? I love the character Tom right, Tom. Tom is not part of the family. He's part of the family through marriage, and his marriage had broken up with she and yeah, you would think that one of the kids was going to become the successor.
Yeah, that's exactly what we all thought.
Tom ended up being it. Hey, do you think fans would have been happy with the way that ended?
Yes? Because it flip flopped so many times. At the end, you didn't know what was going to happen.
Who did you think was going to be in charge?
We thought the chick Shiv, the daughter, was going to be in charge.
She was was she in cahoots with Ali Sants guys guy.
Yes, with the tech guy and then the other guy who was the eldest son, Kendall. The Kendall. It was either him or her, and you never thought for a second to be anyone else. But right at the last minute, Tom became the CEO of the whole company.
And he became the CEO because the tech guy yea double cross ship yeah, and said, you know what, I'm pretty much going to sleep with her and don't want her to be that's right, the CEO of this company, So I want you.
And what was by the way expression when he was told.
The way he was telling her husband, I don't want her to be this because I think she wants to f me and I'm probably gonna maybe her.
He was a great character that one.
Yeah, because a lot of those tech billionaires are whack.
He's wack Brooklyn.
He's so Alexander.
Scaga is so good at playing this role, right, He's so perfect for it. But he he's just this billionaire, arrogant weirdo.
And he sends his assistant like blocks of his blood frozen because he's in love with her, and you know, it just does odd things.
Oh we've all done that, haven't we? Yeah, ice cubes of blood.
And because Tom is such a kind of like a little bit of a loser on this show, what was his face like when.
He was told, you know, I want you to be CEO, I want you to be the one.
Well, I thought he was going to flip out because the guy sitting opposite him saying, I think your wife wants to have sex with him.
I think his desire to be powerful was far greater.
That is that is that is exactly what happened. Yeah, he just sucked it up and agreed to take over and that was the end of it.
And what happened in the last scene, like how did it end?
Kendall the eldest son, the little wishy, washy, little pricky he is, He just sat on a seat looking out of the Hudson River crime.
O that old scene look a seat by the Hudson River. Many time was just crying, yeah, looking like what am I going to do now? But what did he always looks like that though all of those kids.
Had billions and billions of dollars, So you know what you're going to do? Enjoy your life without having to.
Go to work and so he was crying and then did this That how it ended.
You never even saw the rest of them. It just was over.
It was.
They wasted.
So what's been the general consensus from fans.
I think a lot of us were pissed off. Not this finale. The finale was good. The last two epps before this finale was just shit wasted. Shit. We just didn't we weren't into it.
Yeah, you should have seen more like power moves right in the lead up, but it all happened.
But it was a movie length episode, an hour and a half.
And I've been poop pooing it because I haven't been happy with their program.
But it was a great It was good, okay good.
Ludicrous has revealed why the Fast and the Furious franchise hasn't ended yet. Obviously, there's been ten movies released, go on and on, these movies, some more successful than others. But it turns out there's one simple reason as to why the movies will probably continue even after this latest one.
And I also hear people say all the time, why do y'all keep doing these movies?
That's the dumbest question in the world.
I'm gonna tell you why because no matter what industry we in podcast, music, movies, it's all about the bottom line. It's all about how much you spend compared to how much you make. We're making billions of dollars every time. When some of ya keys, they are why to the yocky shooting these movies?
Let me tell you why. Because if you.
Spend two hundred million and you make a billion, who you gonna tell her?
Stop shooting movie when you make it eight hundred a million dollars, even if you.
Don't like it, even if you don't want to watch it, stop asking that goddamn question.
And simple mathematics fair enough? Yeah, I agree? Who is asking that question? Who's asking a doing interviews?
Oh it is?
Yeah, like a Rose meek Man. That's top of interviews. Why do you keep doing this?
Dumb?
G Flip is going to be joining us in just a second. She just got married to Krishelle from some Sunset.
It was only like five years ago. G Flip was sitting at home playing the drums in the spare bedroom. Now she's the of Hollywood Brooklyn's favorite song Gay for Me. You know yes, Now this song. She's got a brand new song called be Your man answers confusing. I know I'm in my fifties today. That them that she the he what's going on? We'll ask g Flip be your Man. We're going to play that right now. Then we'll get g Flip on the air. Find out everything that's going on. Here's that song, be your Man. If you think that's you, like that G Flip brand new song.
I love it.
Be your Man now with the whole non binary the they that there's very confused being an old flop. Let's get she Flip on. There's a few more songs. All the stuff are loving this. They're out there. We just heard that one. G Flip. I think G Flip is in Los Angeles. Good morning, Well, hey, how are you doing.
What's up Colin Jackie?
Oh?
How were we going?
Very good?
Good?
How are you?
I just looked in the in the phone room where we've got all your generation types, you know, these lazy kids, and they all work here. They all demand the top dollar for very little work. They all knew the words. They were all doing the swaying, you know, like what we'd do with Barbara Streisan concert. Jackie. The kids were into it. That's a very good song. G flip and what's it about? Is it about the marriage, the girlfriend? Where you are currently in your life? Run us through it?
Thanks mate, I'm glad you like it. And I did see I've got a little zoom screen in front of me. I did see the people dancing to it, so thank you for that. Yeah, the song's about my relationship. I wrote it over a year ago now, when me and Kushell started falling in love, and obviously I wasn't what she planned, like I say in the lyrics, and yes, it's a bit of a cute, little, you know, love song.
So you guys, you met when you would do in your video, and she was going to be the girl in the video. Is that because you sounds like a plan, Like, yeah, I always wanted to, like when you were a singer and you get to pick the person in your video clip. Is there a certain element of like I've got a crush on that person.
I think it's a little bit of like someone wrote that online and kind of went with it.
We actually we'd met beforehand, we'd kissed a couple of times before we actually.
Did that music video, So it wasn't like I just picked.
The hottest girl in the world Cochelle and just was like, I want her in my music video. We'd already talked about it, and we'd met plenty of times and hung out.
How did you guys meet in the first place? Where did this romance begin? Was it in a club? Was it that in an event? Or did you hit each other up privately? What happened here?
We met through tones and I tones and I was looking for a mansion in la and Koshelle's a real estate agent. And then just we met very briefly at a part just like you know, a group of friends said hi to a group of friends.
But then.
Months later, at the start of twenty twenty two, then we kind of got in contact with each other and then some flirting went down.
Wow, so this is sort of like you know on porn, where you go on there's a real estate section, and I thought, what a load of shit. This is someone's licking the real estate agent out on the kitchen bench. And I thought, this is very It's not possible. Yeah, you're saying that that is possible.
That isn't exactly how it went. We actually, but we did make out in a pantry.
So first I made out with someone in the pantry before I thought I was the only one.
Up against the protein bus exactly.
Well, mine was the week bigs and the nutri grain, but very similar. And it's quite a confined area, you know what I mean.
Yeah, it's very you get very close, very close, and you guys just got married in Vegas.
Was that on a whim or was that planned?
It was very untraditional. It wasn't planned.
It's not like we spent a year putting all this time and effort into a list and like getting a perfect It was very very untraditional, very quick, and it was just, to.
Be honest, it was the best day of my life.
It was so much fun and we had the best time and you know, we'll keep those cherished those memories.
But was it just the two of you or did you have friends there?
We had a couple of friends and then a lot of people watching on zoom on like cameras. Obviously all my families in Australia and Krishelle's got you know, family and other parts of the US, so I had a lot.
Of people watching, but there was we had about three or four guests.
I asked it was Chrishelle always like swinging both ways sort of girl, because I've watched the Sellings Onset thing when she was married to the gronk, and I just assumed, oh, you're a straight person. Did she know where her orientation laid or when you appeared? Was she like, oh, who's this little logic? Is that what happened? Or did she always know?
I think I was definitely like the lyrics say in my song, I'm not what you planned, but I'll be your man.
So I think that sums it up. I definitely was not what she planned.
She always thought, you know, a man would be in her future, and then along came me, and I really changed that up a little bit.
Do you hear of that happening?
Because it must have come as a shock to Krishelle herself that men men, men, men men, and then one day just meets the right person and then suddenly.
Changes, you know, does that happen? Do you hear of that happening often?
I think nowadays it's happening more and more, especially like being in the queer community.
It's like you hear about it a lot. But I think you know, in the end, it's like you can fall in love with.
Energy and a person and a personality no matter what their exterior is like, you know, like you can just fall in love with a soul. And I think with me and Krishelle, we just like we really tried not to fall in love, but we did. We just fell in love with each other.
That's a really nice way to put it, falling in love with a soul. Yeah, because that's really well as you age starts to droop, you know what I'm talking about, Jackie, that the looks fade away and you're left with the soul. So if you're not in love with the soul, and you know, some guys are all, oh, just love a girl, big tits like that guy's an asshole, because you need to be in love with the entire person. Is this Am I getting it right?
That's exactly right, Kyle?
Because Brooklyn, who sits behind me here in the in the gay Bible, Flei, he's He's told me a million times his thrill as a gay man is to bring a straight man and across to the gay So well, you.
Know, I mean, I'm not trying to convert every straight guy.
But you get you get an extra bit of length when you when it's straight.
Of course, wouldn't you like if you turned to lesbian straight.
Oh yeah, yeah, you'd have to think of something special.
Sure you would, now g phlips. Also are you They told me you're the brand ambassador for Subaru, which I was a very lesbian car. Is it also a non binaries carr?
It is a lot of people.
I think it's the TV show called The l Word really brought attention to the Subaru being quite a queer car. But yeah, my dad had a Subaru when I was a kid. Drive to school primary school in the Subaru.
And yeah, I did a little commercial for Subaru which is pretty fun as well. So they're a great car.
Are you a w RX girl or the Outlander? What's your flavor there?
Well, I'm a w RX person.
Sorry I screwed it up. I'm old, so apologies, apologies. I try. I think that's all you can ask old people to do is try.
No.
No, you're right.
And it's very confusing when you say the song I'll be your man. Do you see yourself as a man or what do you see yourself as?
I just wanted to I want to learn so that that lyric comes from as it says, I'm not what you planned, but I'll be your man because Chrishelle.
You don't need for her. Brooklyn, Well, I get it.
You're the idiot here.
I'm not an idiot. I'm just sitting in my old ways. But I'm open to everything. Don't forget. I've rooted a trainney and let me mate suck me off, so I'm pretty good at this. We got to give you some.
People.
It's meltin down to see who else what other prisoner out there is putting himself on the line to try and understand everyone, because I think it's important that everyone be who they think or they want to be, or who they truly are, not to be in boxes that society from the eighteen hundreds have given us to live within. I feel that we can live with one foot in one box and one foot in the other box, or no boxes at all, or just boxes.
About not judging other people? Who cares? If you know, if you wanted to do.
We're very judge like you judge me being fat. You wouldn't root me because I'm fat. Blow, that's what you said. You said, I'm disgusting fat. You'd never said that, you pretty much? Did he say that, Jackie or not? Did he say that?
Sorry, g did they do this often.
It is just helping society understand. We've had truck drivers here that were so anti gay people that they that they've learned that, oh, there's not that much difference between your orientation, and they've learned that through this show. You don't hear that on two GB with everyone this bloody that we're very open here. We've got a bunch of God knows what's going on out there. We've got peniss, We've got a girl who's only had one dick a whole life. She met that guy at indoor cricket and she's married some other girl who I thought was an islander, but she's from Croatia. She's married. Pete's gay. You're gay, Pete, right.
Yes, And I slept with my cousins.
He's from the bush in Simpson in Victoria, So you know, you do what you might be familiar with that. Do you know that little country area Simpson.
I'm not familiar with Simpson.
Don't go there. There's a lot of cousin rooting going on there. And we've got non binary Kayla here, who's fabulous addition to the team, and she's taught me a lot of stuff that sounds creepy. That sounds creepy, but it's not creepy.
I think it's good if you're willing to learn and like have an open mind and you know, try your hardest with they then pronouns.
Do we have to try?
You know?
Given I think a lot of people get stuck with being told you can't say this or you can't say that. I feel that's where the blockade is between the older generation getting on board with the they them's right. I'm more for it. I remember it. At the beginning, Sam Smith was insisting on this, and I thought, who's this guy insisting on? But then when I sort of realized the understanding behind it, it wasn't like I was being told what I can and can't say. It was almost like making the other person feel more comfortable, and that made me change my mind a bit.
Yeah, it's definitely like if you know, my family have struggled with my day then pronouns, and at the start they were really really struggling, but then they realized how much it meant.
To me when they got it right, because I would be like, Mom, you.
Just got my brogounds right without hesitating or thinking about it. And then her seeing, you know, my joy, like I think made it realize and made her see that. Oh, just making that small difference like it does mean a lot to someone who you know, identifies as non binary or gender diverse.
Because they feel seen for once or the first time.
Or yeah, someone's just trying to make it. Yeah, to understand it's all.
Would you have sex with an alien if an alien showed up? I've asked a lot of guests. Temi Levado said yes. I said yes without even thinking about it. What do you think?
I think if Koshell was down and I mean alien really like connected on a nice level, then.
Yeah, that's what I said. I said, can I communicate with the alien? Because if not, then I'm not interesting.
I thought it was going to be like a Tinder day where you get to swipe there's one alien alien.
But I need to be able to like at least talk to the alien in some ways.
One of those.
If alien came to me, my first thought is, oh, I'm just going to root this, and you know, I would like to hang.
Out with it.
My first thought. My first thought is whis it's okay? Okay? Yeah, Now it looks like Jackie has had enough of the industy flip. We love this song, Be your Man. There's a heap of songs. Everyone's loving your stuff. Hopefully we see a lot more of you. What about a tour, got you're planning on anything like this in the foreseeable future. You've got anything you can tell us?
Yeah, I've got I'm not announcing it yet, but there'll be an announcement soon. I'll be coming back to Australia before the end of the year to do a little something, something so very very exciting.
And I heard Chrishelle was born in Kentucky. Is that where Kentucky Fried Chicken comes from?
It is?
It's also where a lot of bourbons may Yeah, that's right.
Are you a bourbon drinker?
Yeah?
I like drinking a lot of things.
Mind boggles there, I like Scott, What do you drink? Jackie? You're not drinking anymore?
Well, if I were, gin, I like a Gin and tonic.
Very old person's drink that. Yeah.
The queen, the queen loved her dead now yeah, And.
Have you just before you go, have you taught your wife any Australian slang like bender, gobby, ganger, dirty bird, brown eye, mappatassi, munted, any of these things. Have you have you shared that? Can you speak like a proper Aussie with your wife or do you have to put on that you know so they understand you can't do the Aussie slang? Have you noticed that's that's a hindrance.
I think every day Koshelle pisces herself laughing at least five times about something that I've said. And she loves my accent and she constantly tries to resay a lot of the things.
That I say, Yeah, they can't do.
It comes out now, it comes out English. So many Americans tried the accent. It comes out English.
It does, doesn't it?
And it's like you, It makes you aware of how much slang there are things we say that I thought was universal. And it's not until you're with an American that you realize, oh, that's just an Australian.
Like if you said, oh, I had this massive bender and I was mounted, but I woke up giving someone a gobby. You have no idea what you have?
No idea even just saying things like the boot of a car or a bin, you know, little things like that that just they don't use those words.
Much love to you, Flip love the music, love your life, you're a fascinating person. I'm I'm still like I want to say they, but you don't need to.
There's no reason to right now. But if you just call me, yeah, someone.
Say that in the beginning, just g okay, G flip, thank you for coming really open. What a lovely thank you he is trying.
Thank you so much.
Clip this morning. Fascinating right.
Also coming up next, we're doing sobinhood.
This is where one story is real about why they need one thousand dollars?
Is it one thousand dollars?
Yep.
So if you need one thousand dollars and you genuinely have a genuine, real reason.
For that, call us.
But on the flip side, if you don't and you want to make up a reason and put on your SOB story, we need that person as well.
So we'll take we'll take both, okay, real or non real stories. Thirteen when I sixty five to get through. Here are kids, go Jaggio, Miley Cyrus. That is flowers here at Sydney's Number one. This is the Kyle and Jackieosko an Jackieo's sub. It's pretty easy. Someone has got plenty of money, but will be crying poor and pretending the other one is poor and needs one thousand dollars desperately to make their life a lot better.
We won't know which is which, though, and we'll just award one thousand dollars to the person we genuinely believe.
And we got it wrong last time.
Yeah, got it relatively.
You know why though, because she said she had something like seven kids. I asked her to name the kids and she couldn't remember one of the names.
However, it was true. She was just a bad mum that didn't know her kids.
One of the chases. Let's see, Sarah, Sarah, you need this thousand dollars? What for, honey?
Good morning, Good morning.
I want the thousand dollars to go towards a vet bill for my dog. So my dog needs to have a tooth removed under anesthetics. It's a multi shit too crosstoodle.
At easy? Yeah right? What is the dog?
The dog is eleven, and honestly he's been there for my husband. He's sort of like a security blanket because he suffers from anxiety. So we really need the dog to be okay, is.
It separation anxiety?
No, my husband has anxiety.
Oh, your husband was really trying.
To save the dog because I just need the dog to be around as long as possible to so you don't have.
To put out whether you don't have to put out with that, you'd rather the dog take care of his problems than.
You, exactly.
Now, the dogs tooth, these little dogs, when they get a bit old, the teeth they do rot, they fall out. Yeah, an infected tooth, is that what it?
And has told me that if we don't get the tooth removed, she's at risk of getting I think they said, like gum disease.
And then he has to get.
All his teeth removed and then it's just downhill from there.
What do your husband and you do for work?
So I'm a nurse and I've been working extra shifts at the moment to try and save up for that extra bit that we need to cover the bill. And my husband's in car sales.
Okay, all right, Well let's meet our second person, Carla, who also needs the money.
Is she telling the truth? Let's see why Karla?
Good morning, Good morning, Kyl and Jacky.
What is your little SOB story? What would have you run through it?
Well?
I'm shaking, but I'm a single mom. I live in Blackturn and I do have five cubs. I realized that someone rang up as I do this in a week two weeks that right, and someone ring up the other day and they're saying that they had kids, and you thought they were lying. I thought she was lying too. She didn't understand, she didn't know how to explain, to tell you the kid's names. I'm even mumbling, jumbling, like I can't even talk. I'm shaking.
Listen, what do you need the money for, Karla?
You got all the kids they care?
Just to put what's put towards my much as kid? Oh god, I've only got one kid left in there. So and I get subsidy through set Links only pays thirty eight dollars, which a week by week for three days.
She's got all the facts.
Yeah, it's actually really good.
But a thousand dollars extra towards a big family like that there would go.
I wouldn't have to pay child cares for a few months, I would, you know, take my I've got a thrown to do all do with his primary school at the moment because I couldn't afford their excursions. But I just put that on hold.
Well, you know what, I see those ads on I see those ads on TV, Carla, where the little kids wearing the gum boots to school and they're like, oh, they can't afford schoolly school. It breaks my heart to see those ads.
Unfortunately, one of as I said, I'm a single partner. One of my exes told me that my kid was that kid going to school one day, and it broke my heart. So never again will I.
He said that to you to hurt your feelings.
Yeah, I hurt my feelings. I keep going to school because she didn't have her hair done and whatnot. And you know, I'm obviously not made of money, so she didn't have the best of the back to action, have a live rags, plastic bag and whatnot.
And yeah, I believe Carla. Sir, it's not looking good for you. Sorry, Sarah.
I don't know what you can do to convince us, but at this point, I think we're leaning towards Carl.
I have three dogs at the back, and my dog just got into a dog furta and I'm still paying off my field, so I feel for her.
You're not making money off those dogs, I'd say.
No, no, no, there's three males. They're three males and they just fight like crazy and just they do my head in at moments.
Progress.
Is there anything you want to say here?
Well, I think that like the dogs become a really big part of your family and Catl I think that, you know, a dog becomes almost like a child or does.
Yeah, I just like I don't know you with her, I couldn't imagine.
Yeah, yeah, he's honestly like a family member.
And I've been picking up extra shifts at work, like I hardly ever see my husband like which.
I'm not did longer than one of my family.
Sorry, what are we going to do here?
Leaning towards Carla, do you feel the car I would be shocked if Carla was lying shocked.
Okay, right, let's let's have a little thing down.
I mean you would have to agree that I don't. For me, it's this color.
When I saw that ad with that kid in the little Wellington boots with the disheveled hair and eating, you know, sitting alone, I was shocked because you know, no one wants to see a kid, you know, not feeling included.
Ever, I'm glad that my school lets me on paintings off like after the fact, and they still get to go on their little excursions stuff like that.
I love that about my public school.
Listen, I'm I'm with you, Jackie. I'm feeling like this carl is the world's greatest should have to be.
The greatest book she does, but I don't think she is. I'm quite convinced that this one we've.
Got, right, Carla, we got a thousand dollars.
Well done, well done, congratulations, the money is yours. Now are you going to tell us is this a true story?
Or are you you hold I'm true.
I am a famous single mama.
My youngest baby sitting here in front of me, My oldest is ten, my youngest is eighteen months. And yet, oh my.
God, I'm oh my god, thousand dollars and bars. Carla, Sarah, what was your story? Where are you from?
Like?
What are you a nurse? Do you have dogs?
I do have a dog. I actually live in Manara, So you know.
I got to say the money, Yeah you would, Carla, Well done, bloody house commissions for Thank god.
Now, Carla, So there's no dad on the scene at all with any of these kids. Are they all different dads.
Or the same day one is before isn't right.
Well, what a shame. But you know what, I've got to respect you because my mum raised me. Once we fled our situation.
My mum raised me and I'm only a three.
So yeah, you know, and it's the toughest job in the world to raise a child alone. Yeah, I just I feel I.
Have families, so that's that's a good thing.
They always see things positively too. The people that have got the least, they get the most out of people. I don't understand it like that helps, Carl.
I'm so glad you.
Won, honestly and does.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I promise I'll leave you guys alone now that we keep arrestling.
You have you been harassing us?
I'm unaware of the harassment.
I think people that know they just automatically don't know my name.
Ring guys. This woman been ringing and ringing and ringing the show asking for help, and you guys have just been keeping her out. What's happening here? Oh that's how my bullshit. We're gonna have those little staff meeting now to Google predicts is up next five hundred dollars suspending the Kensington each Street precinct. How nice would that be going down there and feasting on all those things.
Indeed, I will try and win that for you. Anyone that wants to play can call now. I'm thirteen one oh six five.
Oliver Tree Robin Schultz have teamed up with Miss Hue. It's got a half a billion streams worldwide. People love this. And then we've got a little AI update. We're going to test a few things out here at Kiss FM. Oliver Tree and Robin Schultz. That's Miss Hue this morning. Here are Kiss FM. You're on there, Kyle Jackie. Morning sunny today, twenty one degrees in the city, same deal out in the western suburbs. We're about to play. Google predicts the prize is five hundred spent at the Kensington Each Street precincts.
Jackie, here we go.
Google predicts they got to eat the stuff you can eat your way around the world down there with Cartel, Blossom, bas Spy, Sally and five hundred dollars to spend frittering it away on all that food.
Okay, Trace, I'll play for you first.
Good morning, Trace, Tracy. Hey, yeah, Tracy, jack you have to do nothing. Jackie has to win it for you.
Yes, otherwise you call it google it and show I.
Typed in half a sentence to Google and then it pops the sentence up. Jackie's got to guess what that is?
Yes, what the top search is?
I typed this in, Jackie? Good luck? Will my skin break out.
When I eat junk food, when I use too many products, when I sweat, when I sleep on dirty sheets, when I get pregnant, when I go off the pills if I don't all those things?
Yes, though, but not the top response when I travel? When my skin breakout when I travel? What is the ant to that? Mayo's Mayo? Mayo's Where's Mayo in the toilet?
Again?
Again? Don't even let it have a problem with these generations going to the toilet.
Every fifteen she can go to the toilet?
Are they really going for the right reasons there?
Anyway, Louisa, maybe you know the answer.
It says air quality and change in humidity.
Okay, to be pimples, Oh may welcome back from the toilet. Mayo.
You can't even leave for two minutes being called out on air.
It was a falling out one.
I couldn't hold you revaulting animals, But you only get seconds of notice. Is that right? And then your ass starts opening up like a porthole of the space shuttle.
Yeah, and then I say sorry, I can't hold it and I run?
Is that true? And is there anyone else ever in there?
Just then there wasn't, which was great. It was really peaceful in.
There, peaceful. Nothing worse than when you're busting the toilet. There's three other cub beggaus occupied.
You try to hold it.
Yeah, why do we do that?
We're all there for the same et, All right, Dominique, Let's hope I can win this for.
You, you dom Here we go, Okay?
Why am I tents all the time?
For no reason?
When I first wake up at work, on the left side of my body, no right side of my body.
Getting closed, the feet narrowing it down.
No jaw line, jaw it is a mouth.
What was that last time you got it?
Now?
It was listen what the correct word is? Why are my tents around the jaw?
That's that's a win, you think, Yeah, you are going to feast my friend five hundred dollars worth of food you can shove into your mouth like a front end loader at the Kensington.
Eat Street precinct.
Enjoy that, dom.
Spy Sally, You'll love it. Have you been there before?
Men?
It's great.
No, I'm looking forward town and.
Let your taste buds take over.
Sounds good.
Hey, Next, Pedro is going to come in and he's going to teach us about something to do with the latest and greatest stuff on artificial intelligence.
I'm always interested to know what the latest and greatest is in that area because it can apparently just do so much. And so this one we're touching on photoshopping.
Oh is that right? But that's easy, isn't it.
That is literally telling the AI to do anything with your picture and it quickly, and we'll do it.
So we're going to put it to the test.
We just did a photo shoot the other day. We did yeah for a new billboards. Hate those photo shoots, can't ste So we'll get Pedro. We will run through how good is this AI? Every week he gets bigger, stronger, faster, bolder, And I'm my prediction is in ten years one slaves to the AI. This is the Kyle and Jackie O show.
You sold two thousands.
We're talking about the future of artificial intelligence. It's a lot of people worried that it'll take their jobs, robots will take over.
You've got a feather in your cap. Literally, you've got on your cap.
Yeah, where the.
Feather come from? Look at that? A little bit of duckling fluff.
Anyway, as you were saying, stopping down, how often you get to say you've got a feather in your cap?
Very often? Pedro's I don't know how someone from the third world knows all this AI stuff and I'm left behind, but you're all over this. I love this ship.
So I was all over Chad GBT. I've been using it since it started. It's very hand very handy, because it.
Isn't about how wonderful you.
Are about stuff, but you do know it's it's progressing, you know, rapidly, and it's been it's able to do so much.
And today we're focusing on photoshopping.
So photoshop is a new update, which is an AI update, And funnily enough, I was just on the roof and a photographer i'll follow on Facebook just posted an example of how it works and how photographers and editors might be out of a job.
Really, yeah, I'm taking the photo. He's also at.
Risk, that's right, So well, I'm not not taking the photo. Photograph has also edit a lot.
And that's what we're usually where the cost comes in, and then you have to wait weeks.
And that's right, that's right. So this new update is you can basically ask it to do anything. So you highlight something, say a photo of Jackie, and I highlight your body, and I can ask it to change you to be a yoga instructor or a personal trainer.
Okay, it can change your body.
Yes, and in fifteen seconds, around fifteen second, fifteen seconds, it'll change your clothes.
Let's put the example up.
Let's get it go.
I'd rather watch the example.
Actually I did these earlier, Loie. This is actually the worst example. But look at these other ones.
Now, is that the real Jackie? Within not me?
I don't have any. So what's the first one. Let's go to the The first one is bodybuilder Jackie.
Is it?
Well, it gives you three examples every time you generate an.
Image, Gee, say look real, so.
That one see those ones where you're lifting the weights there that is obviously your face, yep, But it literally looks like you've taken that photo and done that.
Shoot it does, Yeah, you would never know the difference really.
Not lift the weights.
No, no, no, no, no no.
And can I just say if someone was too.
Far in advance from my understanding, I just thought, you tell.
Me what you actually said for them to do.
I'll run you through a live example in a set.
Get back to the original photo of the jack and I took in the studio the other day for the new Billboard. Sure, put the raw photo up. We'll do it, and then we'll start screwing with it.
Okay, But can I just tell you if someone were to photoshop Jackie's head or body like to do that image, it would take you know, Brooklyn, you know, maybe like over over two hours to get it really precise.
Right, He's done in fifteen seconds.
Wow, that is and you can't see the difference at all from the head and neck to the body.
Like it's been blended in so perfectly.
It's perfect that you would.
Swear it's yes, yeah, like normal photo.
Yeah, but like done very well in fifteen seconds.
All right?
So oh yeah, but no, but yes he with the computer.
What do we got here?
Well, we've got a picture of Kyle hair. He's wearing his suit. I think this photo shoot around idle time, but maybe we could try to put you in like swimwear or something.
Really, I mean, so you can see we've highlighted the body part and now we're going to ask it to change into swimming trunks.
You've just roughly cut his head off in that.
Like it looks like a five year olds cut.
It doesn't even matter anymore, Jack, don't. It's just sort of like pointing, Hey, do this.
It'll figure.
Accuracy is not important in a full suit.
In a photo studio, you've asked it to be put Oh look at that. I'll look right. Hey that's even.
God, Look how good you look there? That looks so good?
Hey?
Has this down his face as well to match the body? No, no, we've not touched the face.
See.
Oh yeah, that one's a bit more realistic.
Oh yeah, actually it's at.
That looks good. That's like.
I look too slim.
There, that's not one doesn't look good.
Move back to Jackie. Here, Jack me looking at photos and no one being able to see that. It's very boring to me.
Can I just quickly show you something? Guys?
So see the photo. There's in the background, we've got grass and we've got trees in the ocean.
Yeah, that's me.
If we stretched the canvas which is white on either side and nothing exists. No, like the actual program doesn't know what the background looks like beyond what they see.
Can I tell you if you asked a real like graphic designer to do this, it's almost impossible, and it would.
Take to widen the photo out to make it look realistic.
To generate background like that, it's just literally done.
You've typed it into the into the computing.
We have to put this up online so people can actually see how Facebook, Yes, oh you're streaming right now?
Tell us this stuff.
I just hoping that some grandma is going to be on Facebook.
Let's do the other side and see what happens.
Okay, well, I'm sure the same thing will happen.
What if you credit it though?
If you were at a concert and there was a crowd of people and then you wanted to extend the crowd out, would they do faces and you know pretend people?
Most likely you reckon?
I reckon one hundred percent.
Look at that.
It just created a whole thing that doesn't exist.
That's incredible. So it's now gone into landscape.
Landscape and there's like a little house there on the left is a building on the right with the grass and the tree.
You swear it was there for real, right Like, it looks like it's.
I'm not that impressed. And if that's all you've got, then we're fine.
You just superimposed a dog and that does not look that real.
Well, yeah, so some the that that dog there looks real?
Can you turn me into an African American?
Yes, so we can. We can ask it to see what it does look like.
Kyle, leave me in the suit circle me change me to a black man, and let's see how good this is.
Do they do nudity?
No?
No nudity. So we can't take Jackie's top off.
Unfortunately we can't because if they get really good eventually it's protecting you guys.
That it's it's already you can do that without AI.
That's right.
Really we're waiting for a few seconds.
That's just a black man.
Yeah, that's some random person.
That would be me turning into an African.
So it will never change you your face. It will generate. This man doesn't exist. This is a generated AI generated someone.
So they haven't stolen that black man's face from somewhere created out of nowhere.
That's exactly right, So that person doesn't exist.
You know what if you circled the black man's face and said change him into an Australian radio announcer, would what would I then figure it out? But it puts Whipper up there. That'll be very disappointed. I'm just wondering. We're just playing with this to see what this thing is capable of and what it's not.
You just like circle Jackie's boobs and say make the boobs bigger.
We can try it.
Yeah, try that.
Hang on, we're still trying to change me.
We are, we are, We're jumping ahead of ourselves.
Okay, so we're waiting here a few more seconds to see.
Oh woo, that mixed between you and Fitz.
That is a revolt. I had a baby. That's the much revolve babies. We drowned birth.
Okay, all right, let's go back to Jackie's boobs.
Yeah, so you can't type in biobs, but if you tape in like a sexy dress, that's kind of a way to get around and it brings cleaving into ye do that.
But I don't just want to fake person's BODYAST want her boobs to be enhanced.
Well, they're not good enough for you. We all more than a handful of waist, you know.
Well, more than a handful you can share with your mates, depending on the type of.
All right sexy dresses loading. The good thing about this these guys that you probably never have to do a photo shoot again.
I like that. Oh that's not a six. There's dress I was wearing.
There's some vagina there on the vagina. Oh my god, you're Sharon staring.
I am.
There's an idea for the billboard that might stop traveling on the m for that thing. Okay, what else can it do? Pedro, because I'm not that's it.
You can only you can ask her to do anything but except for anything sexual or anything like that.
But that's the latest in a okay, guys, for.
Another way, it's pretty good, unless, of course, you're a one of those people that do photoshopping for a living and you're dumb. Social Security for you.
You're going to do our news, guys, and we'll take your last calls on thirty one six five.
Hey, we just g flip on talking about Kroshelle and all that fun non binary relationship stuff, and we founded that little treat that Tones, and I was the one that introduced those two girls.
Tones was looking for a house and used Kroshelle. That's right to look the one.
And the abuse in the in the pantry, the little lickety split, and then the rest is history. So well done. Tones a great performer and bringing non binaries together around the world. Tones and I, you're a kiss. It's the ky Jackie.
Oh, don't be like that.
What was wrong?
Car?
It's just annoyed because I'm not showing interest in a new mop.
If he wants to get well, I like I'm interested in that.
In these days.
Listen, we're not all on him. Look at this little moth. It's moth the way said mop moth.
Carl like that. We said mop too.
You thought what I showed you was a picture of a mob.
That's what I said. I said, what how does it work? Where's the handle?
When?
When I said where's the handle, what did you think I meant?
I thought you didn't know how to say wings. I thought you meant wings, that said handler, and I da'd like to stop down and make a fool out of it.
I makeol wings.
I didn't know. I thought. I didn't want to make you feel foolish by saying they're not a handle, they're wings.
Okay, now that makes sense. That's a very beautiful moth. It looked like a big stuffed toy.
See, I'm not interested.
Listen, mom, I'm just I'm flicking around between news dot com.
That great, is it? He made me go all the way over to his side of the desk to look at this.
But you still looked at the moth and didn't realize.
I thought it was going to be a cool mop.
She's saying that she's questioning me for thinking she's dumb. She looked at a picture of her moth and still thought it was a mob.
We just off the back of the AI chat and I thought, wow, they're really like great inventions these days.
Now looks like the moth. Look at it now, Scroll up so you can see it's unfolding its wings. Keep going there. It is looks like a grand Mars munt. The wings. But that's the most beautiful moth I've ever seen in my life.
You can't call that a moth.
It's too beautiful, Oh Jackie, It's sitting on the handle of what looks like a moth. I wonder you got confused. But the little legs didn't give it away that it was an actual animal.
I thought it was like some cool new invention that just crawled around. You know what, you leaned up dust.
You're very hard to entertain now because of all the gronks on the hinge. I don't know what are you still on this rubbish hinge?
Well, no, it's during the show.
Definitely looking at that phone all through the show.
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
Actually you are.
That is not true. You actually are looking at.
That No, but it's not that girl, it's what are you looking at? There's other things I have to do.
I'm crying because of this moth scenario. I cannot believe I thought that was actually That.
Shows how little you actually care about what I'm actually saying.
Okay, I got to own news now, having walked around and looked with her own eyes.
Kara Delavine was on Kelly Clark's and The Show talking about the songs she likes to make love too in the bedroom, and there's one in particular. She says that it's her favorite baby making song, which is very slow and romantic.
Have I listened to the song?
No?
Tokara Okay, there's an amazing song.
It's like a baby making song.
Oh yeah, please? Is that what you want?
I don't want to make any more right now, but I like a baby making song.
It's a great song of anyone in the audience.
Listen.
It's it's a huge it's you find it on YouTube.
She's called a Kua nuru. It's called poetry.
How does it make you feel? Listen to it? Babies all be made?
So what about a favorite like breakup?
Do you do you go to like any artist or a song like if you're having like an emotional time?
Yeah, Alanis Morrissett. You want to know?
Come on, how do you think a song is beat that one?
No?
My friend's called me Janis because it's my alde go.
I just kind of like, yeah, scream it.
Got no idea what that chick's on about.
I think she's referring to Jana's Joplin maybe, but the song she's referring to poetry.
How does it feel? This is a snippet I got that.
My friends say, I got a bed for you to But there's nothing in this world I'd rather do.
Put you.
I want to make love to your existence drenched in the colors of your energy. Then has to be to the memories. I want to loose myself inside yourself until you find me.
Could find me too much talking, say where's the bait? Sat? Is it an aboriginal lady?
No?
No, yeah, anyway, that's that's her baby making.
Song because it's very worthy.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool though.
I'd rather usher maybe not usher?
Which one?
Then?
I don't know. I don't really have a mix.
Yeah, no, no, I have playlists, not one stuff. Hey you know that actor Bennett Comberbatch. Yeah, yeah, his London home got broken into while he and his family were in it.
It's very weird.
Because this guy who's actually a chef. He was a chef at the Beaumont Hotel in Mayfair.
Oh that's quite a fancy home.
Yeah, so he's not some like you know person that was, you know, trying to break in off the streets desperation. Yeah, he was this chef and he he turns up and he's screaming about how he knows you're in there, and he wants to burn the house down. He then spits on the intercom and ripsy intercom off the wall and starts throwing pop plants at the house. He fled the scene before the police arrived, but they do have his DNA obviously because he's spat on the intercom.
So it's also.
Stupid, sounds unhinged sort of brain does.
It does sound like that, doesn't it. So they're investigating at the moment. Now there's a new dating trend. Do you remember that day that trend ages ago that I told you guys about where people are one of two things. They're either a frog or a rat based on facial facial features.
I remember something about that. I didn't pay much, probably like a.
Great example was Justin Bieber was a rat. He had rat features.
The kid LaRoy frog like eyes, more wide apart, Kylie Jenner frog round face. You know, everyone falls into one of two categories. A frog, frog, Yeah, you're a frog, Brooklyn's a rat. Things a frog like you can right away.
Rat.
Well, I'm not.
I'm not meaning a person is one of the.
Tough ones because is borderline both.
You're a frog, rat? Yeah, a rat?
Frog? You kind of stomped me. Actually, usually I can what's pete?
Not worth thinking about?
Yeah?
Do you think I would say frog?
What's coffee? Rat?
Rat?
Or frog.
I think frog. I think Carl step is a rat.
You said that this taste in your mouth. Now Carl listens to us.
You know, I love Carl, but he would be the rat category. And then yeah, yeah, don't you reckon? Yeah, he's got more pointing features.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because there's a new trend similar to this one.
They were talking on the Two Broke Chicks podcast and.
They say that men fall into either the eagle category, the dog, the bear, or the reptilian.
And they gave examples.
Men are either eagle handsome, bear handsome, dog handsome, or reptilian handsome. I have examples eagle handsome, Ryan Gosling, beaver handsome, Henry Cavill, dog handsome, Heith Ledger, Oh, Tillian handsome, Timothy Shallowy.
Yeah.
So I don't feel like this one is clear. I don't know about that theory. I don't understand well, I can't I get Ryan Gosling, he looks eagle like. Timothy challow may definitely is at the point he knows be like well, but then there's also the reptilian.
What's gladys budgy budgie vibe?
Right, gladys I would say she'd fall under eagle. Yeah, eagle, I.
Didn't get this is what children do care about. Looks like a lizard. I'm interested.
Okay, sorry, that's all I've got olymp pickings today.
Well you could have just said nothing else. But he could have finished the whole show early.
That's true.
Keep plodding on what am I am? I?
But then Henry Cavill, he's hot, so you know, well, what do you mean by the bears are hot? Obviously?
So therefore, why did you need to point that out to Kyle might not understand that beers aren't gross.
That's the only reason she'd point that out.
What's Brooklyn changing?
Change the law in New York where you can't shame a fat person or you go to prison.
Well then you'd be in prison, my friend.
No fatties are allowed to shame fatties. It's like black people being able to sing all the rap words. And I find that very unfair that we're not allowed to use any of these words.
I'm fine with that.
I can I I'm letting know in my car when the windows are up, I'm saying all the words.
Yeah, I'm trying to think, do I actually say that. I don't think I do. I when I'm singing along.
It's part of the story. Yeah, do you got I was out in the phone room. Do you secretly with the windows up sing all the N words when the songs are on?
No?
I don't.
Oh that's a good girl, loser. What about you, Pedro? Of course I do.
Chris Brown like every second word?
That's right? Yeah, what about Keny? You ain't messing with Broke bro I'm not singing broke Broke. That's the radio version, but that's what I sing.
I've heard that more.
Yeah, that's the one I get into. But if I'm at the traffic lights, turn it down. I'm on my own here, am I just me and Brooklyn singing the real words?
No, I'm saying I seen the radio version.
Oh yeah, you sing broke bro Yeah.
Because that's the I do too, well, you know whatever.
So here I am on the island on you are You're all too scared to admit it.
No, I genuinely din't. I don't think I can't, but I honestly don't remember.
If I do.
As long as no one he's you, then yes, that's right.
Problem, what's that saying about the tree falling in the I.
Never understood that either. Coiler Ray that's her song.
Players here are Sai the world famous?
You know?
A few last calls ring through thirteen when I was six five, Dean is called in from Dubbo.
And Tiffany two people on this call.
Hello, Hello, guys, how are we?
Is that Dean and Tiffany Dean.
An Tiphany, We're here, Yeah, Jackie and Brooklyn from Dubbo.
How are we?
Yeah?
You live in the little the little joint called Dubbo. What's that like?
That's that's it's a little the little city out west And.
What's what do you do out there?
We just chased pigs around, you know, not much year.
I just roll around the dirt. I did see on the news last night. I saw in the news last night big problem with feral pigs. There's tens of thousands of feral pigs digging up everyone's land and ruining everything everywhere.
I don't call them at four o'clock in the morning. They're all gorgeous to me, you know.
That's yeah, you're right.
What are you calling for? Guys?
We are going to go to Sydney for a dirty weekend write our marriage.
And we were just wondering on if you guys had any advice.
Where to stay?
Oh, we got plenty of Hey, Peter, we've got any any gifts out there about? You know how we had the accommodation at the Tuscany Joint and we've always got We've always got some little have you got at all? Well? I want you to tell me now what you've got that we should we should shout them a weekend of filth. It's going to go and have a look at the list. But I can get you. Do you guys like the strip clubs?
I'm always wanted.
To go to a strip club?
Can I just say I don't want too much? That it's that day of my life?
Wow, to Tiffany, will you allow Deane to watch other women on stage and then go back and then just pretend you're one of them and you get back to the hotel dead?
The movie is good at lying to me.
I'm up for it.
And do you put on a little show maybe at the hotel or you're a bit vanilla like that?
It doesn't matter where you get yepite mate, as long as you eat at home.
Listen to this blow what a top load? How good is this bloke?
So how dirty are we talking? Then, guys, Jackie, come on, what did he say?
I don't know, whatever it was just wrong. Whatever it was, I loved it. We're going to shout you the weekend wolf. Have you found some Peter, I've got a couple of options.
If the I was in Campbelltown, free accommodation, there got a double two night, two rooms, sorry at North Ryde holiday in or the Langham in the city.
Take a pick.
Take a pick.
There's no comparisons.
The Langam in the city is not divid's on.
Guys, take the lamb. That's when Nicole Kidman she does have good taste. Even when she was fat, she still had good taste.
Now you bring that up a lot, hey, she can still taste good.
The very positive. I don't think the best weekend of that too. Is there anything else you guys might need? You need the alcohol or anything like that.
Thanks very much, but I didn't appreciate you.
And Tiffany. If you meet them on the weekend, they're staying at Langham for filth. Yeah, thank you Peter for pulling that out of your hat. Anytime, anytime, thank you. You don't need to say it twice.
We still have not given away the car the MG s u V because there's one left to identify, which is number two.
I'll play all five here. They are.
Are parking tickets because we gave.
Clues away for the six o'clockers. If the car does not get given away today with Gordy, we'll give another.
Clue to Yes we will, guys, and Gordy is coming up now with all these songs on the came.
That sounds fun. What today?
Gordy got your playlist and the free car, try and win it. Good luck to everyone you guys, have a great day.
Jason Derulo On tomorrow, Georgina Walker doing snap predictions and another round of dump them Date me.
That didn't go so well.
Was an absolute mozzle. Yeah, see you in the morning. Okay, bye, blockers, will get the clue to win the car. See you then see Kyle and Jackie O.