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Fuck it, We'll do it live broadcasting live from the Thailand.

Jackie O's holler across Sydney.

You're on the air, Carl and Jackie Kyland, Jackie Oh Bair no Field, what is obscene and faces?

After some appalling on air controversies, I wondered whether he'd actually moved these listens.

The show in Australia called The Kyle and Jackie Old Show. Kyle has rolled up in his game his.

Name Radio d J.

Jackie Oh, I would be a legendary.

Christians.

I've often found out things and I tell you and you don't.

Even know about you.

I love it.

That's why I love Are you kidding?

I only love talking to you guys.

You'll give me all the prospects.

Jackie. How long have you guys done to show together? Do we look that old miss?

This is Michael Kimmins.

You're a real person.

That's good.

Thank you.

You're Wilmes a point.

He's the ten thousand dollars.

Hold five million dollars.

Kyl and Jackie starts run out from the show.

What what do you want to.

Kylan?

Jackie shows is one big party.

That's the show, isn't it.

A microphon.

Is moaning everyone everywhere? Good?

Here you going?

You look good today, very good.

I had a very old.

What's what's with the what's with the right eyelash? What's going on there?

Oh?

Bitter? Have you got a the Are they real eyelashes?

Yeah?

Okay, it's a bit a bit wonky there.

Oh is it?

Ha?

Yeah?

Touch it.

It looks like you're want of those drunk girls that are halfway at the end of the.

Races that have half the lashes falling off, flapping in.

The wind like a mosquito is.

Yeah, it is a bit old.

What's what's wrong? What's wrong with it?

Oh? That's all right.

It's when you put my scar on, it just has its own mind. The go that's better?

Right?

Is it better? Yeah?

It's a bit clumpy clumpysc is it?

Don't you look at yourself before you leave home?

Not really?

I just I was running so lad I slipped through my alarm, so it was real quick you this morning, so I had to, you know, just literally do it without any thought.

So you won't even come in here without messcaro on.

Yeah, yeah, no, I put something on. Yeah, I don't want to come in here like totally make up.

For It's sort of cute, isn't it, Brooklyn that she she won't face me without some sort of makeup on you.

But I think I make up in particular. If a girl doesn't have that on.

Then everyone will be like, are you okay? You look really tired and sick.

Yeah, you'd be amazed if you don't.

Put how looks every day you don't wear anything? Do you wear in the eye makeup at all?

I put my on?

Yes, Yeah, everyone puts my scar on, don't they like? That's the one thing you can't kind of go home without.

Remember that sort of the emo guys when they put on the mesca and the eye liner. Why would we bother?

That's the one thing I don't like watching Bachelorette and looking at Tim, it always looks like he's wearing eyeliner.

Oh he would be.

I don't get why he is. I don't understand that. That just makes him look even more like Russell brand to me.

He evendmitted it in the end the other night.

It was when it was nobody, he said.

It was when he was wearing a top hat and doing the fancy day I.

Look like Russell Brett you know Arthur and he did look like it was hilarious.

Okay, we're playing guest with Jackie's mouth today. Also the key song if you want to get set up for life to bring you one for Juwa liba called Don't Start Now. It's what it sounds like when you hear at thirteen when those six five is the number ten. Chris Martin, front man from Coldplay, joined us on the show today. Chris Martin Song's got any Chris?

What's that one called?

In case no one knew Chris?

Something just like this play?

Because cause you've never heard of Coldplay? What's your favorite Coldplay song? Jackie Clock's right.

N it's one that never made it as a as an actual single.

Don't tell me You're in love with an album track?

Oh?

Did Rush Your Blood to the Head make it as a single?

I never heard of it?

Yeah, that was so with the violins it. Oh you know what I like that?

You know?

No, no, no, no no no no no no no.

It really builds, builds film.

Fix you.

Oh no, that's that's I reckon. That's the best one.

Then we get rid of this song.

Oh yeah, is this the one you love?

Yes?

So emotive this song, and he was going to fix her, was he?

Now, I don't know last long in this day and age, if they came out now.

I think she was had some issues.

Oh you all got issues, and.

He was going to try and fix it.

He was going to fix her with his manly ways.

Yeah, okay, so he's coming on later. We're going to play with Guess what's in Jackie's mouth after this starts off This morning, Ed Sheer and Khalis beautiful people. Everyone loves. His first falls are after that. If you want a ring, thirteen one sixty five is the number. This morning here were the kids say.

Guys, welcome to Monday. And I still by the way I saw you roll your eyes. What's your problem?

I saw you roll your eyes like there's nothing less sexy.

I want to put this in my mouth, that's all.

God, I knew it had burned out eventually.

No, it's just this particular thing. Anyway, I'm wrapping it. I'm sorry, I have to ri are you.

You've gone with a bit of protection over it.

Now.

That is not like you, it's.

Not, but you know it's required, I think because it doesn't smell so good. First clue Okay, that'll be your first clue.

Harrison.

Hey, oh, I can't put it in my mind.

I'll put it in there now, Brooklyn put that in my mouth.

But you were a filthy thing, you'd put a million things in there.

Yeah, problem Jackie, because I don't know how.

I don't want to give too much.

I don't worry about let's don't. Let's not go into it. Harrison, good morning. How old do you fell? Are you all right past the Tommy?

You're life at eighteen?

Right?

Have you ever been involved in this where everyone gets in the line and she puts something in the mouth and.

Everyone sort of has a turn. Have you've ever done anything like that?

Oh? I do that.

It won't be lying. Did you say I.

Said I'm glad to involved.

I'm glad to involved.

I'm glad and involved.

Oh you're glad and involved for this one.

No, he's glad he's involved. You don't need to have a.

Chat, sorry, Harrison. It never gets any better either.

Okay, your first blow I already go over.

It smells and then it smells, right.

That's all I'm giving giving me.

Yeah, smells.

And you've also got the clue that she's wraps some protection around it, so she before.

Protection. What do you think cheese or something?

Cheese?

I would have definitely put that in my mouth.

She loves that smell.

Yeah, most cold.

She'll do a cheesy one any day of the week. Hey, hey, good morning. Very well, you're second in line. Another clue for mo please, Jackie.

Okay, I don't like it when it's got poo on it. I won't put it in my mouth if it does, Brooklindt be quiet.

Okay, she doesn't like it when there's poo on it.

Oh wow, what is that? What on earth could it be?

That's a good guess.

Good guess, but no, it's not a tall all right. That does work with all the clues, doesn't it.

It certainly does.

Jason your next Good morning, Mary. Another clue for Jason, please, Jackie.

Sometimes the stringy hairy bits get stuck in your teeth.

I'm gonna have it go and say is it? No?

I guess as well? Not under Sorry, But.

If they stunk, though, and you had to wrap him in some sort of that'd be bad.

That'd be bad, wouldn't it. You'd be very cruel to do that to me.

No, No, I would never do it. Drason, good morning, good morning, heyra morning.

How are you buddy good?

How are you good?

Very good? Jackie, you're going to give Drayson the clue? Please?

I like it with the head on or the head off.

I don't care for me.

It's pretty good either way.

Well, what's the other clause?

If you miss one of the supposed to listeners?

They go, I know I didn't.

She doesn't like it when there's poo on it. She hates them. In the string bits get caught in your teeth.

Stinks she's had to wrap it up because it's said, you know, put a bit of protection on it.

Let me see if this one's got poo on it? Yeah, oh my god, and you're still good in the Can you smell that poo?

No?

I can't? Is that?

What is that? What is that? What the smell was?

The smell is coming from something else?

Tracing? Does that bring your bell?

Nora?

Okay?

Moving on to Annie, Hi, An hi?

How are you both very well?

And you heard this and you thought I've had one of these in my mouth? Is that what you thought? Yep?

Okay, another clue first, for a clue for any.

Please Okay, there's like a vein right down.

The Do you like that?

Yeah?

Do you like that?

Vein? I do?

I like that? Hang on, Annie, we are talking amongst ourselves trying to make it sound dirty.

So just take a second. Take your beat. So you like that vein?

I do like that?

Vein?

Do you do anything in particular?

Okay, that's enough. Any Anny, you have a feeling you put this in your mouth before?

No, I don't, but I'll have a go with banana.

Okay, bana? You've never put a banana in your mouth?

Well, yeah, I have it in my mouth, but not what I'm thinking.

What are you thinking now?

Oh? You never put it somewhere else? You mean? Oh no, I'm not.

It's not cooled.

Guess what's in Jackiet's vagina?

Although that would be right up for that game.

Okay, is a banana?

Think it's a banana in ther mouth? You said you've never put it in your mouth, but you have. But you're thinking of a vagina, is what you're saying?

Right?

Is it a banana jacket?

It is not a banana, Carle, And why would they.

Be be there vagina? She's thinking about putting it.

Around the other bit, Yeah, around the Do you realize that it's in my mouth every day.

And just to.

Clarify, thought it was somewhere else, Alan, Alan, Alan Allen, Hey.

He's a clue. He's a clue.

Okay, sometimes you need to pull it right back.

Well, I was going prawn, you're going to change it? Are you going to change it? Are you gonna pull it bright back? What is you going to say? What are you going to say? Though you can't do it? I was gonna we don't do we don't allow that. I was going to thing.

I will say, you will locking prawn?

Would prawn work for all those? Why would there be poo on a prawn?

Because there's pooh down the center of the take out and that's the vein, isn't it. Yeah, it would sting, and then that stringy hairy bits that are on the outside.

Ah yeah, the whiskers, and.

It would smell. And some people prefer it with no head and some with a head. So it adds up, certainly adds up to a prawn. Very good guest there, Alan.

If you won, do you even know what the prize is?

No?

It ain't.

Well, if you want, if it's a prawn in a mouth, you win a luxury private boat ride to explore what Sydney has to offer on the water, thanks.

To the charnel.

It's a good price.

That's a big, nice boat.

You chart around, you fly floating around the harbor, looking around. They go, there's a rock, there's a bridge, jumping all that sort of stuff.

So are you locking in prawn? Then? Knowing the price? Alan?

Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, You've won.

How let's work Alan fraud in the mouth. You got it?

My friend the luxury private boat ride to he spore webson, he's got off.

Thanks for the charter, you'll enjoy that.

Good folks down there at the chatter, well done, wonderful than welcome.

Thanks Allen, thanks for playing.

Brooklyn brook and you kept real quiet during that game.

Just see here laughing.

Yeah, I have the prawn. If you want it, you said you'd put it in your mouth in a heartbeat.

Well I put it in my mouth. I just don't. I didn't.

I didn't know how long ago they got it, how long.

In there, no matter what, put it in there. Coming to the studio and we'll.

Put it in there. Come on in.

I don't even squeeze the pool into it.

And he comes in, squeeze the pool and you.

Don't want to eat it. I can't squeeze the poo on him, Kyle.

It doesn't work like that. It comes out in like a strip.

Okay, Oh yeah, okay.

I told you.

Yeah.

It's so fishy smelling, isn't it. That's not fresh. That's not fresh.

It's like some workout gear. Disgusting.

Okay, first calls if you want to ring up, Ring now thirteen one sixty five. Don't get you listening out for the due Leber song. It sounds a little bit like this called don't Start now. Brand new for jewel leapers.

You're so hot.

If you want to hear it, when you hear it, Ring thirteen when sixty five to win the brand new seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars house and lamp package from hoot Homes where you get set up for life.

We'll play it this morning.

It kids and gentlemen. I told him makers on his arm.

Carl's coming back from the siggy break. We'll just carry on without him until he comes out. We're taking your first calls on thirteen one o sixty five. Tess and Luke, the block winners from last night, are on the phone.

Hey guys.

Hello, congratulations you guys cleaned up. We cleaned up.

We actually did we buddy smashed out of the ballpark last night.

Yeah.

So what was your total price that you got at the end, the total profit for you with.

The extra hundred k dropped in the winners, we got seven hundred and thirty thousand dollars.

It's worth going on the block, isn't it?

Because what did the sometimes people don't win anything?

Well, did anyone not win anything last night?

No?

No, the Mitch and Mark they came in this place that they walked.

Away with three thousand, which was wow, Oh my god.

So that you're back, Kyle. Thanks, Sorry, I couldn't hide it. I was announcing a song. It was really obvious.

So what are you going to do with that money? That's a lot of money.

That's a lot of money.

That's not money we can really comprehend.

That's not money that that that's money.

That we never thought would be possible for us.

So well, let me tell you what you can do with that private jet higher that'll eat all of that money up, just one way to Los Angeles. Maybe you and a few friends who go up to the Mediterranean on a.

Super yacht that will blow all that in one week, that.

It will be the best week of your life, best week ever.

Yeah worth it.

All about the memories.

Yeah.

Now, you guys, you were painted as the lazy couple on the show. But I did hear you say that you felt like you were edited badly.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

I mean we definitely.

I mean, you can't be lazy and win the biggest block ever.

Well you can, you can because you missed a few rooms.

But at the end of the day, you're the best, the best designs, everything everyone wanted, draw your place the most.

Yeah, we hadn't the emotional buyers, so we were really lucky.

We had a family who really wanted to live in this home that wasn't an investor, and they don't crunch numbers. They they did with their hearts.

So very nice. Was it all together?

Though?

It looked beautiful the whole building from the front.

Yeah, it was a stunning building, and our house obviously was the best.

Yeah, it was a great block. Wasn't a car You're right?

The building and.

You guys, you guys were a fun couple. I liked that you were the underdog and that you want.

I love that.

Yeah, we also love that.

Yeah yeah, and with the with the others so surprised where they're like, oh, I can't believe that you guys sold for the.

Most No, you know what we have you know a few of the other contestant or like.

Not surprised, mate, Like your house is brilliant. You know, everyone walked away with such a massive wad of cash. There was no business, No one was upset. Everyone was just really wrapped.

That's nice, so good. It was just such a great episode. People running out of money. Scotty Cam looked like he's pulling what little Harry has left out of his head. I liked that's what the whole show. And I'm just thrilling for both of you, good couple to watch. You smashed it. Yeah and yeah you pushed through. I loved it.

Get on your test. But we say we are like overwhelmed.

Not only did we just win a what a cash, but we are stand yelling hard over you.

Guys right now, like than you how.

Long have you? How long have you been lived in Cansa or your whole life?

You two on bread mate?

Oh you know Jackie, do you?

Jackie didn't work with me when I worked at four c A and Hot Air Famine Cans years ago, so I've got fond memories of I launched tair famine cans.

You know there was one, but you guys wouldn't have been born.

I probably I was only like twenty. It's so lovely. I remember my first time I drove into Cans. I pulled up on the boardwalk and I thought, okay, I had a little map out wondering where the radio station was, and I was looking around and I saw a beautiful Aboriginal couple having sex on the on the barbecue tables, and right next to them there was a lovely family having a picnic and a barbecue next on that.

So that's just expected. Then that's just a normal day.

Because I thought, what's going on there? And that no one sort of blinked and eye. It was just a normal everyday welcome to Cans.

Sort of.

You really got it.

It was so welcoming, it was so welcome. I remember that.

Thank you guys, Love you guys.

Okay to Lisa's called through for first calls, Hi to Lese, Hi, Hi guys.

How are you doing?

We're good?

What can we do for you?

So I know Carl Stefanovik just got back on the Today Show over the weekend.

Yeah, how bad was it with Georgie and Debb for.

Them to like just go nap?

That's it, like they were in a whole new direction.

Like well, Carl all.

Alone, I think that Georgian and they're both excellent newsreaders, and it just it was one of those things that they just never got a chance to sort of get a run. I think because they're both we met them both. They're both really good at their job. Poor old deb seems to work twenty hours a week, channel a day at Channel nine, doesn't she.

Yeah, they use her for a lot of stuff.

Yeah, but ah but yeah, but yeah, there's been Karl and I have kept in contact. You know what I said last week, they're mental if they ain't put him back on there. Yeah, someone must have been listening and they've thought, Oh.

No, they knew.

They knew a few weeks ago at least, but that decision had been made because I read an article where they were doing interviews about it and they were saying when it was locked in.

I wouldn't believe. Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know if they locked Carl in a couple of weeks ago.

Well, they at least told Georgie a couple of weeks ago the news, so they would have had to have locked him in by that point.

Sorry, I know you like to claim.

Responsibility for a great decision.

Because you've read it in the newspaper. You believe it's true.

Well, it was a quote.

Quote that doesn't mean anything. Okay, it used to mean something, Now it doesn't mean shit.

Well, anyway, they're back for twenty twenty, and it's good to see Carl back. I think they need him on that.

Alison Langdon what an awesome chick. She'll be on there.

I think she's excellent. Yeah.

I don't know much about Allison Langdon actually, so yeah, I'll be interested to see. You know, she's been.

Covering the well she does the Weekend Today's show.

Yeah, I never get to see that.

We don't watch it.

Because David Campbell's on it, so she hasn't had a chance because most people don't watch anything he's.

On, right, right, is she fun?

The eyes?

She seems fun.

Like she was crying on the weekend because they were covering the bushfires and there was a couple that got that got married, and that cater couldn't get there, and half the guests couldn't get there, but the food got through, so everyone sort of tried to cook the food and she covered it and she had a little tear in her eye, and I thought, oh, you're a nice You're a real emotion, not like a news robot. Yeah, yeah, she was real, sweetheart.

Yeah you need that because you're right. A lot of them are trained.

And I don't understand this why they can't show any emotion at all when they're doing that. I can understand Peter Overton on the news desk can't. He can't be breaking down into years over stories.

He was crying story every night.

He does show emotions sometimes, though, Pete, when he's reading the news, like he gets excited and yeah.

What was the story he ran? While it was either you or Brooklyn that watched it.

It was like he came back and he was like like he he had.

No idea what that story.

It was a real jen Wise story.

Yeah, I saw I saw that, and he was like he almost shook it off, like he had.

No idea, he had no idea what that story was about.

What was that about?

I can't remember what there was about.

I wish I could remember because it was something stupid, like you know, she could.

Remember things I tell you to remember, but you don't remember.

Does anyone else what would have remember?

There are children themselves out there.

They went being married to Jessica Row. You've got to have a fun personality.

Yeah, that's right. They seem fun, those two.

Yeah, but jess is the crier and the snort.

Every time he's on this show, she's snorting away.

Well that's only when she laughs. Yeah, he doesn't breathe and snort.

No, no, no, no, this's awesome.

A great couple that's called through Matt Hi the good buddy.

What can we do for you?

I was just talking about the bush flies over the last few days.

Yeah, casualties and everything.

My heart goes.

That's all the family, they're affected by it.

Ye.

Yeah, it's horrible. I didn't got my Oni and uncle that her up there and they actually have to get evacuated.

But they were just fortunate enough that their house didn't get destroyed.

Oh that's good.

Yeah, it's really hitting. There's no rhyme or reason why some houses go and some don't. And now there's a total fire band in New South Wales?

Is that right?

So today we've got a total fireband everywhere, But tomorrow Sydney for the first time ever, is going to have a catastrophic fire danger day. Now they well they were invented after the Black Saturday.

Sydney is going to have it.

Well, yeah, the whole Sydney region, Hunter Blue Mountain, Central Coast, and they were invented. That was invented after the Black Saturday bush fires to be like this is absolute worst as it can ever get. You're not going to declare this very much. So this is the first time in ten years since that was invented that we're going to get one.

What extra restrictions are place.

It basically means if you live anywhere near bush your house, then you should pack up today and think about not even sleeping there tonight or at least get out early tomorrow.

Because are you sure you're not just throwing a bit of gay drama behind that or is that what.

This is what they're saying, and this is what this rating is all about. Tomorrow it's going to be thirty eight degrees with winds up to fifty kilometers.

An hour here.

Yeah, and yeah, if your house is in an area, and you'd know if it's in a dangerous area, then there's just no point trying to protect it tomorrow. Just get out of there and hope to shave yourself and hope for the best.

Yeah.

Now, Jackie, those little plants on your balcony down to bondo down there?

Will Jackie be safe down there?

I think you'll be all right there. Yeah. I don't think I'm to worry about.

There's actually no trees around us.

But your cigarettes out tomorrow.

If it's out your car window or you know, you're lighting the fire in the next few days. You're a psychopath, right like it's it's super dangerous and we can't do it.

Yeah, okay, no, absolutely.

Oh well, thank you for the warning.

Let's tomorrow day.

Yeah, thanks for your call, Matt. I hope your family are okay. We're going to do the birthday will next. If you're celebrating your birthday today, you can call us on thirty one oh six five.

Lisa is on the phone from sefton Happy birthday, Lisa, good morning.

Hey, hello birthday.

How old are you?

I am fifty five?

Oh halfway to death.

That's a great day.

Well, that's if you make it to one hundred, which you probably won't.

Lisa, So you're feeling good about being fifty or Obama? Tell me now, because I only.

Got two years there.

It's a bummer. It's a yeah.

I reckon, by the time I hit thirty, that's when it all went down.

He'll geez, really want to be young.

That's o'clock.

Oh yeah, yeah.

I was hoping by the time I got to this year, I'm only two years off being fifty. I thought, by the time I get to fifty, that have some pill that we could all go back in time.

They'll have that once we die. I reckon, Yeah, it won't be in our lifetime.

It's a pill.

Yeh's our luckdown.

Hey, Leonardo DiCaprio is forty five years old. He's only five years behind you, Leonardo. Demi Moore, listen to this. Demi Moore fifty seven years old today.

Believe gee, looks incredible that I know.

Callista Flockhart, Ally McBeal fifty five years old, five years older than you, Lisa Wow, and Vince colossmo they're all old is today fifty three years old.

He's also looking awesome, So we're not so bad.

After all that week.

Yeah, but their movie stars. All right, we're going to spin your birthday will and get your prize.

Let's do it feel good? Great?

Is going to land on something.

Oh, it looks like it's number three today.

Number three is three hundred dollars to update your spring wardrobe at Gingham and Heals.

Oh beautiful, Yeah, no worry.

Do you still bindle close? Lisa?

Oh?

Absolutely weekly.

She's a schopperholic.

I love that well, you will love that price. Congratulations, well done. Now there's two songs. I've chosen one and Brooklyn has chosen Retired again from It's going to be.

Really interesting to see which one gets chosen today because I think they're quite similar, and in fact, one of the songs is from Leonardo DiCaprio's movie Romeo and Juliet.

Interestingly, I won't say whose one that is. But first up, we have Kissed by six pence number Richard.

Yep, okay, got that one. The Romeo and Julia one is.

Loveful by the Cardigans love Fiel.

Did you say?

Yeah, that's the choice.

It's almost the same, almost the same song.

Fast superior, Happy Birthday, Lisa, enjoying you wardrobe honey, enjoy and joy and joy now everyone. I never thought I'd be so thrilled to play the Cardigans.

What a terrible name for a group.

Let's call ourselves the Cardigans, girl, sorry the Cardigan cute. I love that that does the show where our heads that when I go to kards than.

I know you're just something beginning with Kerr and then we just said Kardashian is we.

It just rolls off the tongue.

They are in my own news, of course, But I'm going to start off with Kanye first.

Now.

Kanye spoke at an innovation festival in New York over the weekend and talked about him running for president in twenty twenty four.

The crowd laughed when he said that they.

Did but know he was being serious, and he wanted to know why you're laughing, And he's going to change his name legally to something else.

He reckons.

I can't really understand what he's going on about, but this is what he said.

Would I run for president in twenty twenty four? We want to definitely know which I laughing at. When I run for president twenty twenty four, we would have created so many.

Jobs that are I could run on a walk.

When y'all read the headlines, Kanye's crazy, It's like one in three African Americans are in jail, and all the.

Celebrities are in jail also because.

They can't say nothing.

I'm going to.

Tell you exactly when the four Pants have called me a cent a millionaire and people say it's crash to call yourself a billionaire, I may legally change my name to Christian genius billionaire Kanye.

West for a year until.

Until y'all understand exactly what it is.

What is?

Do you understand what we're and with celebrities, Will Meryl's Street bulls that be in jail or are they just the African American.

No, he's saying, they're already in jail, the celebrities because they can't say nothing.

Is that what he was saying? I don't know.

I don't say nothing about what.

I don't know, Kyle.

Because his brain's moving too fast to the next topic, so he doesn't want to have to explain everything.

You can't formulate a coherent sentence.

Yeah, and you might have heard this over the weekend. Courtney Kardashian is taking a step back from the Kardashians so during an interview with Entertainment Tonight, she said that she won't be appearing on the show that much in the upcoming seasons.

If I had to pick one to get of, I would get rid of her.

But I like her the ballance balance.

Yeah, balance, She's always wingy and there's nothing going on, but.

You need it because it's just the dynamic of those three sisters, and you know, I think it works without her. I'm a bit worried, but look, this is what she said to Entertainment Tonight.

You might be ready to say goodbye to keeping up with the Kardashians.

Where are you at on that?

I'm just decided to spend more time as a mom and you know, put more of my energy there. But I'm not saying goodbye, but I think you'll have to see more of it on the new season. Season eighteen, It's Crazy isn't airing yet, but it's being filmed.

So she'll be there, but not as much.

Season eighteen.

Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it?

And Law and Order It's for You is the longest running TV series in history? Yeah, and that's up to twenty is it?

They're crazy? Wait?

So as, but keep it Up with the Kardashians hasn't been running for eighteen years, has it? Have they done like a couple of seasons.

I think they must have done a couple in one year.

Maybe they would have added to it. It hasn't been going eighteen years.

Well, eighteen years of two thousand and one.

No, no, no, that wouldn't have started there.

No, it wouldn't have, would it. No, because what was happening in two thousan let's.

Not bore everyone with us trying to figure out mathematics nine seven?

Apparently, oh, there you go.

So they must have chucked a couple of extra ones in there per year to get.

To someone's taken Miami there or I never watched any of those ones.

I didn't like them.

Well, Kim and Chloe were asked how they felt, you know, the show would go without Courtney have a listen, Yeah, I.

Mean, we definitely love Courtney and we will miss Courtney and whatever.

She decides to do.

But people come, people go all the time.

This family, we feel like it's a revolving door. So Courtney might leave the sweep, they all come back. We can do another spinner.

Just Kevi and Chloe t teach califass.

Doesn't be amazing. It's just Kim and I can live in the kindo with.

All of her kids and see how that hurts.

So it did premiere October fourteen, two thousand and seven, So you're right, they must have done a They must have.

Yeah, I have to check the extra couple in there.

We did.

We have loved it for a long time, though.

Madonna has annoyed some of her fans and they're pushing for a class action lawsuit against Madonna because she's touring. She's doing a tour at the moment, her Madame X tour, and she has decided to move the start time from eight thirty to ten thirty pm.

Wouldn't you be kissed at that? By the way, And one of the.

People who bought tickets, Nate, he's claimed he's lost a bunch of money from this because he can't go to the show that late, and he's encouraging anyone else who's bought tickets to start a class action because they won't give him a refund apparently, which I think he paid over one thousand dollars for the tickets.

Why can't he go two hours later?

I don't know, actually, why can't it's Madonna?

Because it's Madonna? Why can't you wait two hours?

Because he said it's on a Tuesday evening, which is ridiculous to go at ten thirty. And she's also quite notorious for starting late, so if she starts on a ten thirty, she may not get on until But then they have closing time, so she does have to come. Like, she can't go beyond midnight, because that's when they shut it down, don't they.

Well, God, half of her audience and enjoy Madonna are asleep at age thirty and they took into the nursing home.

Yeah, and it's lights out, isn't it.

I wouldn't be going to a show at ten thirty.

God, you're sounding old now, You're like, I wouldn't be going to a shower.

I'll tell you that bad.

I wouldn't, well, not on a Tuesday.

God, say, who cares?

What day is?

I do?

When you're working breakfast radio?

You do?

Anyone works break for radio, Like if you can see Madonna once in a lifetime, you'd have the day off.

You'd call him sick?

Oh well yeah maybe, but still I think it's a bit late for most people.

That's all I'm.

Saying, do you really hate no Madonna?

No, I'm just don't agree with changing the time, and why bother change the time? Like, why because you don't want to performinate thirty? That must be the reason, right, She probably wants to go out and have a nice dinner first.

And you know, god, that'd be awful.

Wouldn't imagine going out to dinner, having a few wines and then you're like, I gotta go now.

Yeah, come on though, with a big gun out.

I wonder if she still enjoys performing after all those years.

Yeah, because she keeps putting mask.

Otherwise she wouldn't do it.

Right, Do you still.

Enjoy doing this show after all these years?

Yeah? I do.

I do as well. It's hardly like a Madonna's showcase, though, is it.

No, we're not putting in the.

It's not really that hard. Like I'm comparing it to something quite eppy. Yeah, very.

Yeah. Remember when someone choked it by.

Cape or something that ripped the cape of for a couple of years ago, dragged down the stairs backwards, was really broken neck.

That was at the brit Awards. I think she was at an award show performing what's the.

Worst thing that's ever happened here.

Remember when Pete remember hors off at one stage because you were milking it for its seamen recall, and you know you got kicked in the face by the horse.

That was quite horrific.

I can't never watch the video again because it was it was so close to hitting my head.

But it didly got killed, so close quite getting killed by its workplace accident.

That's what I was hoping for.

Okay, bloody two leaders in the horse.

And it was alive.

You didn't get the result that you wanted, clearly no.

And he was like, I've got it all for you, like a big bag. And I was like, yeah, we don't need it now, we don't, we don't need it.

Just chuck in the kitchen bin.

It's probably still in the freezer. Is it still in the freezer in there?

Peepe? I can't remember where I sat it now to thaw it out.

Thaw it out.

We'll do something with it, right, we'll do We'll do what's in Jackie's mouth with it.

This on Friday, Hey guys, we're doing pop quiz next. And the answer the question number one is remembrance Day.

Okay, write that down, ring if you want to play thirteen When I was six, five is the number of kiss ten dollars club quiz tough pop quiz time right now, ten thousand dollars on the line.

Let's meet Ellie. Good morning and in Broadway.

Hi hoo, yay, Hey guys going, Yeah, we're good.

Honey, how are you going?

I'm good, I'm six o'clocker. I love you guys.

Oh, welcome to the club, my friend. Don't stay too much. It's after seven now we don't want per what goes on the first hour? Also today, mostly sunny, whinny the summer, and a catastrophic fire warning for tomorrow all over Sydney.

Brooklyn's telling us I've checked it.

I thought he might have been on some prescription medication, but no, indeed, big warning tomorrow. Anyone that lives near any bushland, they say, get out today. Yeah, I know, just in case it flares up and something goes to something goes pear shaped overnight.

Bet it to be safe and sorry.

Right, there's a lot of people that live around bush too, so that's a bit of nightmare for a lot of people.

I mean, the Blue Mountains and Shires a lot of bush So wow, Yeah, if you've got friends or anything, go and just stay with day with them.

Yep, all right, all right, you ready to do the quiz early? Not when I see?

Okay? If you get all ten? Right?

Ten? Grand? Here we go. First question?

What important day is today in Australian history?

Path?

Which late night TV show host is famous for? Car Yes?

Which late night TV show host is famous for carpool karaoke?

Path?

The new song Orphans is by which band h James Corden? Sorry? Yes?

Which team won the Bloc last nights? And Luke who was announced as a host returning to the Today Show for twenty.

Twenty Karl Sevanovic.

Yeah.

The Veronica's Blood Is for Life is the name of the new reality show starring which ossie band The Veronica Twin Doctor Sleep is the new horror film starring which actor Path which book to TV show has announced they're getting a reboot up to eight years Oh?

I know, uh, I know Path?

Okay?

Which MTV show made Lauren Conrad famous for Hill?

Yep? And what is the name Revenge?

No, it's Gossip Girl that How good would revenge be?

That's something Revenge is coming back?

Oh?

Yes, I saw that too.

Yeah, so wait did that start off as a book?

I don't know?

And was it eight years ago?

Could that be an It's not the right answer, so move on.

Well, if it marries up as the same thing, it can be.

By the way, the ones you passed on.

Coldplay is the band, the British band that's got orphans coming out you and McGregor is the guy in the horror film called Dr Sleep gossip Girl xoxo. That's what we're looking for for the answer for that one. The book TV shows returning in the rest.

You got right or wrong? How much do you get?

She got six hundred dollars.

Than you, guys, Ellie welcome.

Stand by everyone, soil you're listening out for this hour's keys songs. It is Hua Lipa, don't start now. We can hear A thirteen when sixty five and stand by coleplay pants. Chris Martin is on the air with us live in ten minutes. Let's go.

Kyle and Jackie are their world.

Famous you know I love the beautiful.

Very soon we're rolling out another only line for you. It's going to be a classic. If it goes to plan, it'll be awesome. Chris Martin's on the air in about five minutes from now as well.

Can't wait for that.

And I don't know if you know, if you've heard Kyle, but Lawsy you know he's got little patience for boring callers like you do.

You were very similar in that way.

I think that I will be very much grumpy like laws he can be.

You're already that, duh, yeah, but I can.

It can only be worse, it can only get worse.

I reckon you'll be worse than Lawsy right now. You're a match for Lawsy's grumpiness. I don't think there's any difference between the two of the.

Law and I'm half his age.

I'm already ready that grumpy, and I thought it.

Takes a lot to get me grumpy though.

It doesn't know it does not like you.

I believe if this.

Caller had a phone into our show and said what he said on Lawsy's show, you would have responded the same way.

Well, maybe not.

He was calling about aeroplanes and boeings in particular, and Lawsy just couldn't be just had no interest in it whatsoever.

Let's have a listen, John, What can I do for you?

Well, I hope you can help me out, John, regarding the bowing aeroplanes, that's the only name I keep hearing all the time. Abit you know that people fought cracks and the new one the ground with the problems causing the flaps to make dive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okayile And they certainly wereked and there was some marvelous people plying to wouldn't get away?

So what next to Boeing? What would be the most popular brand of aeroplane around the world.

Look, I don't know. I'm not an expert on aeroplanes.

So what's coming out of England that obviously have a roll roice engine in them? But what what brand might they be?

Look? I have no idea. I'm not an expert on the aeroplane? Is John Sorrow? Sorry I can't. I can't help you. That man annoys me. Would actually be worse start screaming at it. But you know what I like that you can tell from this the thing could second that guy.

You would rather be dead than having to talk to him, Do you agree?

I agree? You can tell straightway.

And hear that blokes boring story.

Imagine going to dinner with that guy. I'd be so boring.

What's coming out in England.

What an idiot rolls Royce engines by the way, you fool.

Do they?

Yeah, that's what that's what plane engines are.

I didn't I see. I didn't know that there's.

Air bust and is bowing. There's two different types.

Right, Okay, we.

Read the newspaper Old Flog.

You know what I picked up from that though, is he plays a little jingle when he's had enough of a caller, and I feel like we could do the same thing. You know how we get annoyed with callers because they are like that boring or long winded.

We should you know what we should do.

We should start our.

Jingle with the oscars music they play over someone's speech and a hat starts off soft and then it keeps increasing increasing. It's like it's the sign that you want them off the stage.

Times run out, hurry along sort of a.

Yeah, like hurry up, you get to the point, and then we play a little a little jingle at the end of it that explains like you're done.

You know, we're done with you.

If you're a caller that starts hearing the music, you know you're in trouble.

I don't know, do we have any Oscars music.

Adam, Adam, We're gonna have a look in there. It's amazing even in here. We needed him and he's actually in here.

I've got music.

Oh you're on the blow today, look at you go.

That's the way rather that Bowling year playing the cracks and he wouldn't get the point out of that bloke.

You can't turn it up loud and play it louder, quite loud, louder, louder, loud louder.

That's it. You just drown him out with it.

You know who we should do bo Ryde's coming in a bit later. Let's do it to him during this second.

If you even realize that's give.

You that music, they'll pick. It's just in his own head.

Chris Martin gonna get him on next guys, Senor read Shan Mendes and Kamilla Cabeo the Bump and Ugly is and they're doing this song right now.

It's awesome. Then Chris Martin with a new song. What's his new song? I was talking about? Yeah, we're talking about that soon. Here are kiss FM. Wha wha wha, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

I said, sin you reader Sawn Mendes and Kimilla Cabeo Adam started playing Chris Martin's new song.

Yeah, because that's what's supposed to be playing. But I covered for you, and I said, I heard you.

But that on my sheet, which I've got here, the running sheet, Yeah, does not say ship about Chris Martin's new song.

What does it say for your first song?

It's it says Senorita saw mender As.

I said him to into into our Chris Martin chap that's right.

Why has he got a different log to us? Then? Has he been sent a different log?

Well, I got something different. And then when I.

Say what I say, the song is Adam, Sorry, then that's what the song is.

I don't give a ship what you think it should be.

Well, we all, we all have the same log.

Why why what's the point of having a running sheet with different things on it?

Are you sure, it says Senorita, can you.

Happened? It's Palestine's fault? Shut up?

Put that music back on again?

Not the not, the not, the Chris Martin one, the Oscars one.

Thank you, Peter.

So do we have an explanation? Make it quick? Your Oscar's music? I said, there's no bad.

There's one running sheet.

Does everyone understand, No, no, no, no, no, I don't give a ship. Now, we're not playing now now I'm not playing Christmas. Now tell Chris Martin we're not doing the interview.

Okay, no, no.

No, no, no, no no no, that's now.

Just this is just a great example to all the dopes that work on this show.

Get your ship together.

You don't give me one sheet and then give Jackie some fake sheet.

Yours is the fake sheet.

I think, well, well, whoever's fake doesn't matter. This is ridiculous. This is like some sort of dodgy accountant where you've got the real books and you got the.

Fake books, but no one knows who's got what.

Okay, now, let me introduce Chris Martin's song properly before we get him on the phone.

Here's Coldplay. The song is called Orphans Idiots.

Chris Martin's on next no love you, sir.

If the Kyle and Jachio show this morning, cold Plays bring any single Orphans that's out right now. The Everyday Life album, which is their eighth album, is out in a few weeks time. I thought we get Chris Martin back. It's been how long since Chris Martin's been on the show?

Too long? Well, what'd you be doing.

Apart from doing music and being an amazing father and being.

Let's ask give you the top local round.

Hello Chris Martin, good morning, Hello, what are you.

I'm very happy to be speaking to you. Also, I think Kyle when I saw you last.

Wasn't so oh he was what would you know?

No, no, no, don't you explain?

What would you.

Say, Chris that Kyle was last time you saw him?

He was just song flirtatious with me and I didn't know what to do. You know, come with me to this club and I'll record it was really messed up.

He was messed up, That's why he was. We did it in the afternoon. I think you were going to perform at Fox.

Studios, Yes, home first, and then showed up to the interview and I thought, he'll never know, never know.

I'm joking. It was great and you were great and I'm doing okay. Thank you for asking that.

Now.

The new single Orphans, was this a bit of a last minute addition to the new album that's coming out?

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was like bubbling away a little bit and I didn't know whether to show the rest of the band the initial idea, and I did and they said, okay, let's do that now please.

Do you sometimes wonder, oh, will I share this with Coldplay?

Or will I keep this from myself?

Is one of those sort of like you know, the struggles struggling which which direction to take it?

No? No, because do I am? I'm part of goldpland I don't ridly No, I didn't think.

I thought maybe you'll do it Rob Thomas one day in the future and be like, oh, screw the band, I'm going to kee all the money for myself.

You know how you do a lot of people do that.

Have you ever considered that Chris going out on your own for a solo.

Leaving the greatest band ever lived to do his solo, is that we're asking him?

No?

I think that. Isn't there like a thing in Transformers where they all get together and make one mega robot or something like that. That's right stacks on?

So I called it the stacks on, But I'm making that up. I don't know that's what I'd call it. If we all joined together as to one giant robot, I.

Just wouldn't feel right. Without the rest of the band.

That's nice. I like that.

That's either the nicest person that ever lived, or someone so insecure to go out on their own.

They're petrified and stuck in this position.

It's not the ladder. It's not the ladder.

I know.

I don't think it is.

By the way, we played your daughter a while back having a bit of a sing along. This obviously this voice thing runs in the family. Were you were you thinking, oh, no, my daughter's got a great voice. I hope they don't become use those or do you encourage that.

I encourage them and everybody to just follow what their heart wants to do. I realized as I go on that if you have that privilege of choosing you, you're so blessed in the first place, and so I just want them to do whatever makes them happy.

God, you're such a good father.

My dad's passed away now, But in my first early few years of radio, he kept saying I was like seven years into it, and he'd be like, you need to get a you need to get a trade under your belt. This is a fantasy job. And never believe that I'd be anything. Now I'm like in the top ten highest paid in the world and he's dead, and I can't bloat because he's already died.

So I'll just you know, you good. I'll tip my hat to you for being a good father.

My dad was good. He just didn't know it was the seventies. You know, he's on the Pierce and.

You know that's I've been thinking about this a lot because my parents, for example, couldn't really do what they wanted to do. And I'm sure your dad probably had a passion that either didn't find or he wasn't allowed to do. So it was just partly protective, partly just didn't think it was possible for you.

So that's true.

We're lucky. Each generation that we get removed from World War Two, the more freedom that generation gets.

Basically, yeah, I agree.

I think it's great, and I think the next generation, the next generation to follow, well, actually we'll all we wanted to be president and astronauts, and we'll have no one he'd actually do the hard work, no one. Everyone will be a YouTube star and no one.

Will be doing anything.

Yeah, and so Chris, are you guys planning on coming back to Australia with the.

Band on this particular album everyday life. I think that we're going to just do a couple of We're doing a performance a couple of weeks from Jordan in the Middle East on We're doing it on like a YouTube broadcast. We're doing a couple of things. But we're not going to tour because we had to go back into hybernation and do something else. And but as soon as we're ready to tour, then we'll if we're allowed to, we'll come there immediately.

Yeah, I'm glad.

Now are you in Are you in Los Angeles?

Do you live in La Yeah?

I live here and my kids are here.

Yeah.

Oh good, Okay, Well I'll got a house there too, so now I know you're there, all come looking. I'll get on the star Maps tour and I'll just thing, oh my god.

Are you Are you actually listed on the star Maps there for sure? Or if you managed to avoid that on.

The star Maps tour?

Thank god.

I wanted one April Fools. I wanted to get a job as a starmups guide and just make it all up and say this is a person's house and no one knows, really, you know, Barbaras Treisen's house, No one really knows. You can just say anything.

You can say anything, just put All you need is a little van with no roof and a couple of gullible tourists and you're off hilarious.

You can't even see the houses in Nice anyway.

If you want the new single Orphans, we're playing it. It's out right now. The album out in a couple of weeks time. It's called Everyday Life. Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay, one of the greatest of it.

We'd love to see you down here.

Let us know if you if you managed to slaught us into the schedule, my friend, well we will.

At some point and we love it. And thank you for being kind.

To us always.

Thanks.

Could you not be kind to you? You're too nice to not be so. If you're a real asshole, it be so much easier to be nasty. Bit who would be nasty to you?

No one, right, you haven't seen me before.

Nah, we'll stock you up next time.

Trying to get doing through chocolate.

That's the way.

It's nice to talk to you about it. Chris Martin on the air this morning. Here a kiss by budd see ready for another only line? Now, hopefully this pays off. I think it's a great idea.

Yes, I just got my hit around what's happening myself? And I love the idea of this, but hopefully it works.

Brittany, good morning. You're doing the only line this morning. You've come up with a genius plan.

Very good.

Tell everyone what it is.

Okay, So I'm going to call my boyfriend and tell him that some producers from Love Island have messaged me and will need to come on the show.

Yeah, so I wanted to know. My question was how long have you been with your boyfriend Aaron for.

So we've been together for three years now.

Oh no, so it's a proper official relationship.

Are you going to make You're going to make out?

I don't know what your plan is, but you're gonna Are you going to make out that You'll just pretend you're single and just see how it goes in the villa?

Yeah?

And are you are you going to say to him like, oh, mone, He's just going to pretend and then I'm going to.

Come back to you or what are you gonna say to him?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, lie not, Oh, I'm going to break up and goal on the show. I'll go on. Just think of the same that I'll get and then we can just carry on that.

Well, then what's he like?

Is he gonna flip his mind or is he going to go along with it?

Well, hopefully he doesn't go along with it. That would be terrible, that a backfire.

I'd be concerned he goes along with it.

I think he's going without.

He doesn't like.

Attention like that, so I.

Think, especially if his friend saw me on the show, I think he will freak out a laughing.

I want to.

Trap up with Nat.

You'd go mental, right and you're arriving in your bikini and high heels.

Kill me?

Yeah, okay, good luck. I think it's a genius plan. Fingers crossing over is the best we've ever done. You now and then it's over to you. Good luck And here we go, darling you mum.

Bol and oh my god, guess what what happened?

Oh god?

Okay, so you know how my photote sta Instagram? Yeah, oh okay, I produced that from Love Island. They bem me and they want me to go on the show as intruder. Mm hmm, And I said, yeah, what do you.

Mean, what do you mean going on the show intruder?

Well, they were.

Saying that Obviously they've seen my photo and they just thought that I'd be a really good fit for the show. They want me to go on mostly.

Some drama, that's what happened.

No, they just want me to call some drama, you know, just for it with a couple of guys break up, some couples get the ratings up on the show.

There's no way you're going on that show.

You come on.

Now, hey you.

I'm gonna walk on TV. And it's right, I just got my I mean I've already told him that I would. What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you mean you already told him? What do you think happened on that show?

Well?

Embarrassment anyways, if you want to go on that.

They said to me though that I only need to keep that two guys and I get toy tonight.

Thank it's nothing.

It's just a care.

On the show to you and I thank you.

Guys on not not into that the a.

It.

Let's be honest. Sor like you don't look as good as very boys dude on TV, like they have absent stuff this.

You say, yes you're up on that show, then you're not gonna.

Have a boy.

Well I don't care, I say, but want to.

Go on the single?

The Instagram I'm want to get.

I don't expect expect me to be bringing you to.

Okay, I've got it. What about we'll all go on the say it'll come of obviously that I have a boyfriend, and then we could sell the idea it's a magazine?

Do you want to be famous?

But it's kind of already too late. I told them that I would do it, and I've even already told them the time of work and everything. So then what do you want me to tell them what I've already told them that I'm going to do it. I've already found a contract and everything.

Tell me the single.

Yeah, that's the point, as I found going on single.

Don if you want to go on there single and single when you you know, have your bags packed on the front step and you can just go, well, you're not even that's pretty completely the other girls in the shows, I don't even know what.

Like why they even keep both you on Instagram? To be honest, but I don't understand.

Good luck okay, and it's color Jack your own line only lying?

My god? What sort of a what sort of a blow you're pretty.

It's getting nasty now.

It got I get I get it, I get it. That's the last thing anyone bloke wants to hear. The girls love you just got her boobs down there.

Imagine how good she look in the bikini there her words you like, yes, sorry, Oh.

You're the one that said she's not even that pretty.

You say anything when you're at that, at that end of the conversation, when you get to the end, I'm just gonna say anything her feeling.

Yeah, I get it. I get it.

Aaron, A few STAPs wouldn't kill you.

Oh I might at all.

Thanks, Brittany, worked out very well.

Dollars you've got I don't.

Know, give it all to me.

I'll give you half, Aaron, you can have half, so you can have half. Fair, no worries. Nice work and he congratulationship. You've got an idea for.

Only lying and send it into us kiss one sixty five dot com dot you will get you on and you can. You can take the piss out of your loved one, father, husband.

You've got a mom or dad or a partner that it's really fired up, but you don't quite know what to do. We can help you out with the idea as well.

Oh yeah, we got all this show.

We got plenty of ideas, so.

Don't Jackie's got some own news coming up. Then we've got a group therapy, all of that on the way. Then oh bo, Ryan's coming in. Never mind, it's still worth listening to. It's all on the way this morning, kids, All right.

The forecast for today mostly sunny, winds picking up early this afternoon, a top of twenty seven degrees in the city, thirty two in our west. There is a total five and across the state today with very high five danger. Then hot tomorrow thirty seven along the coast, thirty eight degrees in our west.

Those are fifty kilometer.

Wins and we will get a late cool change tomorrow. But during the day tomorrow, catastrophic fire conditions for Sydney and surrounds. It's going to be a bad day right now.

I've looked at the map that the newspaper's got out, yeah, and it looks like right in the Sydney region. Like so, it's bad everywhere around us, but it's the worst where we all are, where we all live in the city.

Yeah, well, in the suburbs and everything like that. That's the catastrophic.

Area, right. The catastrophic thing is very rare.

I mean we've never had one since it was invented about ten years ago. And yeah, it's just around Sydney, the Hunter Valley, Central Coast, Blue Mountains. It's just going to be dangerous if you live anywhere Bush. You've got to make a plan today and probably either don't sleep at your house tonight or definitely leave tomorrow morning.

And we can't even put the sprinkler on and everything in there because there's no there's water restrictions.

Right. Oh well, look if you have no water in the dam.

Yeah, I mean we're not supposed to be using water. If you think you're going to save your house, I'd be probably turning that tap on, but oh yeah.

I'd risk ranger coming around for infringement.

Notice.

But look, it's all about tomorrow, is all about staying safe and not losing any lives. Were really, it's just homes aren't designed to withstand catastrophic conditions, so you've just got to get out, take your important stuff and go hopefully the weather improved.

I take all my radio awards awards, all the awards.

Of course you would, and the posters of yourself.

Yeah, Bernie, i'd be heartbreaking. Now it's time for Jackie's own use.

Yeah.

You might remember back in March we have the Veronica's in studio. They were here to promote their song think of Me.

And when they were here, they were filming for their new show Blood Is for Life on MTV.

Oh yeah, she was on Sunday Night, wasn't it.

Yes, the first episode came out then.

And you know, for us, it's interesting because people come in and we always do interviews on this show and it's just for us another interview, But for them it was a big deal. And she was really nervous, particularly Jess, because it was her first interview since she'd broken up with Ruby Rose. And this is what she said before doing our interview, think of Me.

Debuting on Karan Jackie the show is a really big deal because it's the biggest radio show in the country. This is the first time anyone's hearing music from my new album, so we're feeling a bit nervous.

It's the first time I'm having to talk to anybody since my breakup, and Carl's really well known for being a shock jock, so I'm just nervous that even saying her name might set me off.

And I don't know what.

I'm going to say, and I don't know how I'm gonna feel.

I was even struggling myself to think what did we ask? And they played ask me you did? You did bring up Ruby? I mean you didn't go too hard or anything, but bring up But.

I know Ruby as well. And Ruby and jest together and in London. I tried to catch up with both of them in London, but all that terror and tech started happening. Yeah, so we didn't all catch up because everyone was too scared to go out, was stabbing on the bridges and all that crazy shit was going on over there. So that's the last one I spoke to those two. Then I found out they broke up, and it was a nightmare.

We then, obviously they played the part of the interview and you were asking because the new song think of Me sounded like it was a song for an ex and that's what you asked about.

Have a lesson. What's this song about? Think of Me?

Is it what you want someone an X to think of you NonStop forever till they died?

That's real.

All our exes will probably think of us.

They will what happened with the ruby thing?

That's long gone?

Now?

What happened there? Because you guys seemed like you were in love and then it was yeah, you know.

It was a very complex relationship and it was time to.

Leave that situation and be as happy and healthy as I.

Deserve to be.

And this is what Jess said after the interview and how she felt afterwards.

I was so.

Proud when they played the song, and I felt so relieved after the interview. I could have collapsed when I walked out of there. It's a really really good chat because that.

Moment could have been so bad, and I.

Didn't think about it until I got in there. I thought, have I set myself up for some big tabloid moment. I was given so much grace and respect that I felt like I was being treated like a human being.

I really did sorry taking us. We have a lot of support here.

I was very very lucky.

It's very nice, isn't it. I should have gone with grace and respect.

Anyone ever said that about Kyle you.

No, no, no, no, you know what, there's a big misconception and a lot of a lot of publicists keep people off this show or try and avoid it because they're scared that they won't be treated with grace and human and dignity. But no one leaves here, well unless I throw them out, threatening their lives. No one else normally leaves here with anything other than a good experience. So it's it's good to know that that's that's that's what they get. Yeah, when I've only thrown a few people out and there's no mistaking who I like and who I don't like.

Before Gladysboro, Jiclian started coming on the show. She works with someone who I'm quite close friends with, and they said to me, they're like, look, we just don't know about her coming on, And I.

Said, no, like come in because as soon.

As they're face to face with Kyle, like, you're.

Such a little gentle, you're going to.

Bear.

But she loves coming in now, she loves all the time, absolutely loves it.

In love with me. I wouldn't be surprised what she does and she thinks about me at home.

Hey, I used the West Connects for the first time on the weekend speaking we're talking about.

Are we talking about gladys Are we talking about gladdys as well.

How the West Connex was amazing? Quick?

What the hell is the West connects?

Only a tiny section? Is that open so far?

What is it? I don't even know what it is.

It gets you to home Bush so quick.

Well, a lot of people do for the East to show for you know, concerts people have to go to, and even just the West.

So I mean, I think it's fantastic. I couldn't believe how great it was.

What did you get in there for?

Well, you know what I did.

Did you get lost?

No? I didn't get lost. I was going to do inside, thank you very much.

I was going to.

I was going to Donside for what reason.

You know, the New Sydney Zoo is about to open. They asked for me to come out and have a look, and so I'm not open. That's right.

They said, you want to have Jackson, I had one there.

You wouldn't have gone to do inside unless there was some fancy reason for going.

It's great, it's so good. I fed a lion. Kitty fed the lion likenes.

No with like it ate out of my hand. I didn't chuck a piece of meat over the fence a normal lion, like a normal No, no, no, no, your hand then well I put it through like the fence part.

Like I was safe.

It was safe.

Yeah, it's really cool. It's like you're on an African safari.

They make it feel like you're sort of in Africa a little bit, and there's so much you would love it, Cord because there's so much space for the animals.

You know, like you know how some zoos, so.

You think, oh, that enclosure just seems a little small for that animal. This these were like massive, massive kind of areas, which was really nice.

All the animals haven't arrived yet.

There's more coming, Like I didn't see the rhino and I'm so curious to know, Like how do you get a rhino or elephants here?

They're coming from different countries and they fly on the plane.

An elephant, Yeah, sitting near to one of them in a Hawaiian shirt, a.

Huge fat thing in a Hawaiian shirt. They can have all the seats anyway.

In other news, John Cena's got a new girlfriend and everyone's saying it looks exactly like his ex fiance Nikki Bella.

Her name is.

Well, they're not because he's got a new girl and and he debuted her on the red carpet, and that's when they saw this girl, Shay, looking a lot like Nicki Bella. And he was doing an interview on the Today Show and there was a guest host on there, you know, Andy Cohen.

Andy Cohen always likes to ask.

The gossiping great interviewer.

Yeah, so he brought that up a listen.

Does she kind of not look like you're acts as well?

Do you have the tape? Thank you, Thank you so much for asking that quest. But I'll keep that as your question. Those details myself.

Well, it looks like you're very happy, and I'm happy for you.

I can I can say with great confidence, I'm extremely happy.

Anyway, he got lucky.

And you know how it's now been announced that Carl Stefanovic is returning to the Today Show in twenty twenty.

News.

Yeah, well, Kyl's dad called up. You'll remember a couple of weeks ago, guys, and she was on the show.

Actually, James Weir from news dot com dot you was feeling in for you, Carl, and James, being a journalist, obviously wanted to try and trip Carl's dad up with, you know, confirming that he was returning to today he is doing.

The sneaky questions. Yeah, I kept trying to push Kyl's dad for you know, thoughts on how he felt about it. I just thought it was interesting to listen back to it now that we know it is is actually happening here it is.

Are you excited about him taking over today in twenty twenty again?

Are you happy to see that?

No?

Not at all?

Why not?

Well, I think if you've done that.

You why to go back to it.

If it fails, he's going to get a kick of it.

Yeah, Or what has he said to you about it?

I mean he's spoken to you about it?

No, we don't.

Look, we don't talk about his.

Career at all period because do you know, but do you know if he's excited about it, like he's real keen.

On it, I'd be surprised if he is.

It's not a report.

What did his dad ring up for?

He was calling up for cash for corment to win a thousand dollars because we said, are you the parent of a famous person?

And that's what we know if his dad rings out for a quick thousand.

Yeah, and we we also had Cody Simpson's mum call through, so it was a difficult one to decide. I think we spent the money with them. I know, it's so funny.

So he doesn't talk to his dad at all about his career and he doesn't think that Carl will enjoy it.

Yeah, yeah, and doesn't think it's a good idea.

Always say the wrong things, if you noticed they do.

I know, I think you know what, He's just probably protective of Carl because, like you said, if he goes back and it doesn't work, they're going to kick him, kick the boot into Carl, and he probably doesn't want that for his son.

But journalists are so sneaky people like you Brooklyn and your journalist dog friends.

You don't ask things like how would he.

Be doing it?

You did imagine him down at the courts sticking his microphone and are you glad that you that you're they they you know, like you know, they're chasing down question. I remember when my dad was alive, a journalist from Woman's Day or New Idea, one of those raggy dog magazines. Yeah, went to his house in karen Dale in Brisbane in the suburbs, knocked on the.

Door asking questions something to do with.

Me, and Dad knew not to say anything ever about me, right right.

They tripped the family out, so he was good nobody.

Your dad said no, no, I'm not talking to a journalist, you know, the no comment, no comment, And they went, would you were a deadbeat dead anyway we heard and you weren't there, and you were you would weren't different When he was a kid in his homeless and they had unlocked the door and flying out the front door, I.

Just started, you know, took the dead one. You know, he insulted you and you lost all your mind.

Well, he said I was a dead beat dead So then I started answering his questions and their parents. You know, it's so so gullible, so easily convinced to spill the beans.

Hey, next we have a group therapy and the story is like what, oh my god, account really the coincidence of this story is really something excellent.

Stand by, we'll get it on next. Don't start now. The brand new song but you a leaper play now and kiss morning, guard ju a leaper this morning, you kiss that fair morning.

That's the kid song.

Set you up for life.

Yeah, someone is going to guarantee walk off with a seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars house and lamp keeps from our friends at hoot Homes by the Wisdom Group at Catherine Parker's stayed.

The whole deal.

You get the house, you get the land, you're thirty thousand dollars with a furniture. You get a brand new car in the driveway. How awesome.

Indeed you needed the key song, that was it, and you needed to be the first caller. And that's you, Jennifer.

You got to.

Deadly serious, my friend.

Key.

Yeah, you got a key, so.

You're coming for door day.

That means that mean okay, So door days when everyone who's got a key comes on the same day and only one key, only one key will open the door. And if it's your key that opens the door, you win the hoot home, the house, the brand new car, and all the furniture.

Right, okay, yes, yes, okay.

So have you never heard this segment before?

I have.

I have, but I just got off a night shift that I'm like a bit tired and I'm going crazy.

Now that's okay, So hopefully your key will open the.

Everyone else has to suffer for your night shift because they.

Isn't a kid in the background. I hear making all that noise.

My my number four kids?

Four kids?

Wow, I thank you?

Want to.

Go.

Let's skip it with you, talk about how you feel.

Liz has a boyfriend.

She's been dating him, Albert for seven months.

Right, Albert Albert?

Yeah?

I know.

Anyway, the other day she her friend had a baby in a hospital, so she went to the hospital to visit her friend who just had the baby in there. She was in the ward with a little bub and then who does she see in the bed next to her.

Albert?

Albert was there with his wife and new baby. And she had no idea what are the chances of him being in the bed next to her friend. And that's how she discovers he's married with a kid.

Oh that's the word.

And imagine Albert.

Can you imagine the shock and the panic that Albert would be.

Experienced startering Stanley would have turned into right there on the spot.

I have so many questions for Liz as to whether she like blew the lid on it and told the wife there and then, or whether she played along.

And you would have to say something, Liz, what this is hell on earth?

What a terrible story.

Initially, when I met like I was going to relate marriage for fourteen years, so I'd come out of like a very long marriage, and I hadn't dated in a long time. And so I met him from a dating app and we went out and he seemed really nice, and then through talking he said that he was Arabic, which was odd because like he had blue eyes and was very fair, and I said, ah, and he's sort of my mum's rash and whatever. I said, Okay, I said, but if you're a Muslim, you're not allowed to date. Isn't that like like a rule? And he said, oh, yeah, yeah, but you know, I lived in this western country. I don't want people to tell me what I can and can't do, which wasn't the case at all, because I realized after a few months, it's just like a booty call, but it's not like you call yeah exactly. Yeah, you get really secretive, like one of his brother's called or something like that. He'd get really weird. And his name seemed odd too. So I'm a girl, so we investigate. I was trying to find him on like Facebook to like research. I couldn't find him anywhere, so I said, what are your brother's name? So he told me. I searched them up and I scrolled through twice found him in one of the photos. Okay, that's his brother. I'm like, wait, he lied about his last name.

So then I stay back to the booty cool stuff. For get all these other rabbis.

To the important time.

All this stuff is the purpose.

This is all before meeting him in the hospital with the wife.

Yes, this is all before. Yeah, I realized he's just a liar.

Okay, So how often were you having sex with this blow?

Probably like a couple of times a week.

Okay, Right, it was good good sex.

Yeah, it was actually really good. Surprisingly, you were.

Into it, he was into it. You loved it.

Yeah, No, it was a good idea. I really enjoyed it.

Was he traveling to the Central Coast to see you?

Yes, no, he was.

Yeah, he was driving like two hours.

Two hours drive and then two hours time.

I don't know, because I didn't have sex on my marriage for like five years.

Yeah, you were just like, yeah, making up for lost time exactly.

Obviously alarm bells had gone off. But when when you were in the hospital and you saw him in the bed next to you with his wife and child.

What did you do. What did you say?

Oh God? I was just like, like, son, I knew he was a liar, but I never suspected that at all. I was like, and then I heard him say his name, and I'm like, his name is not Albert, it was, which is fittingly for the you.

Know that type of ye when when Albert is not a very Arabic name, is it? No?

No?

I said that, like Albert, that's very random. He's like, oh my mom picked it out up, Okay, it's here. But yeah. I saw him in the and I wanted to be a bit slap him and call him out and ship and I thought, man.

There's his wife.

None of this is her fault. She just have a baby. I'm the one who's going to come off looking like you know, an ask. So I left. When I left with my friend, he followed me down to the car poort and he said, are you going to tell her? He never apologized. He's worried I was going to say something, and I'm like, if fucking unbelievable, mate, who does that? It's disgusting. I feel bad for your wife. I blocked them from my phone, but I have what's up? And I didn't realize that they can still message you on there even if they're Yeah, so he messaged me. He wanted me to stay with him. He said, oh, by your house or buy your car, just.

To sort of be his Yeah.

Yeah, so he would message me. So I finally said, look, I sent them screenshots. I found all your brothers. He hadn't known that I found them all on Facebook. And I sent them screenshots of his brothers and his dad. And I said, if you harassed me, I saved every rude photo you ever sent me on a USB stick, rude like all picks, all naked photos in the shower, you show us whole faces as well, And I said, I will send all those to your dad and your brothers.

And you can't do that student to me.

Since then, Wow, that's so shocking.

So Lizzie, you've obviously just that's it.

Never contacted him again after that, And and he carries on living his life with his wife, and you wonder how many other times he's been living a double life like you.

I'm not that fair.

So it all worked out well then for everyone said, my wife she doesn't like sex, so like she's said, a baby, how a baby's made? Are you?

You know?

I think you'll find that that a lie.

Yeah, that's right, of course, of course, Well that's terrible.

So after you had a sexless marriage, you were lied to and tricked and cheated on and then and then were you still with him when you found out that he had the baby?

Technically, yes, Like I haven't seen him in a while because I sort of started to distance when I realized he was lying about that, right, right, yeah, and so I yeah, technically obviously after that point, he you know, obviously how many times you.

Sleep with him after you found out that he had the baby?

I didn't see him again.

No.

I What actually upset me the most when I saw him with his life was the fact that I had said, like, infidelity at my marriage is so awful to be like, to find that out.

It's so hurtful.

I said, I would never do that to another woman ever. But he put me in that position, knowing how I felt about that.

Well, we're going to open the lines because he's not the only one living a double life. I would love for anyone out there who is doing something similar.

They're gonna bring up and himself in now.

Yeah, you can do a different name and stuff.

You know, we can.

Do we still have that voice voice?

I'm unders like that.

Well, let's see.

Okay, so if you were living a double lot, this is Jackie's grea I ring up group therapy.

We're doing it now.

We had a woman on the phone before that, through this stroke of bad luck for the blog she was seeing, was visiting her friend at the hospital. A friend had just had a baby, and on the other side of the curtain, she noticed the guy's voice as her boyfriend. When she pulled the curtain back, guess what there was her boyfriend with his wife. The wife had just given birth and that was the end of the relationship. You can throw him under the bus, though. She just just thought, that's it, not for me.

Okay. So we are asked double life, double life? Are you leading a double life? And obviously people will be using fake names.

Allan is on a fake name as well. He's an older fellow.

Hey, Alan, there you go.

What you are you muffling your voice?

Why?

None of my.

Yeah, okay, well I can't understand you really that well, can you?

Guys, you won't be.

Able to be identified, that's for sure.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so I it was my wife's girlfriend.

Actually, what you were living a double life banging your wife's girlfriend.

Yeah, she actually lived two doors up on us when we when we lived in Sydney. Yeah.

How long would that happen?

For probably fifteen sixteen years?

What? Wow? You real? Would you make to go two doors down all the time?

No?

No, The way it worked.

We met at a party at our house and my wife worked away a lot and her husband did swift work, and there was a house in between our houses and I used when they went away. They asked us to ask me to look after the dog and twick the eye on the pool and that. So I would arrange for my friend to meet me in the house explore at a certain time.

Yeah, and you were banging your wife's best friend in your neighbour's house while they were away when you're looking after the dog.

Oh, not the house in the garage.

For seventeen years.

Yeah, that's sort of. It went differently because eventually we moved and they moved as well, to a similar area and we used to meet on the freeway.

Going to work in the morning at Brooklyn and yeah, have it get it on there in the car side of the road.

Yeah.

Yeah, so you two would just fall over in your car.

One would get out and get into the other car, have a quick you know, and then off you go.

That was it.

Yeah, when we were both on the same shifts.

How sex is that?

How did it all come on stuck?

Well, it letter came unstuck.

Oh wow.

So still we just sort of we just sort of bristed apart a bit. She she had kids, so I had kids. We were both married. But the out that I'm out of the police force, I'm doing for a long time.

You're a police officer. You're banging her in a police car?

No, no, no, I used to park my police bike in her garage.

Oh you're a police bike right, Okay? Yeah, yeah, is that a metaphor?

Used to part your police bike in her garage?

Would you would you?

Would you have the police uniform on just the pants off?

Yeah?

She liked the Well yeah, oh my god.

So you're standing there helmet on the jacket, the gun, pantsiless, a wrecked penis your wife's mate on it?

At the neighbors joint or on the side of the road.

Well, I really hope Allen is a fake name, because you've not done a great job of.

Unrecognizable. Now he's narrowed it down to a profession.

The best bread living two doors down Brooklyn.

On the side of the road, not so clever.

Group therapy. We're doing it now.

We had a woman on the phone before that, through this stroke of bad luck for the blog. She was seeing who was visiting her friend at the hospital to a friend who just had a baby. And on the other side of the curtain, she noticed the guy's voice as her boyfriend. When she pulled the curtain back, guess what there was her boyfriend with his wife. The wife had just given birth and that was the end of the relationship. She didn't throw him under the busto. She just just thought, that's it, not for me.

Okay.

So we are asked double life, double life? Are you leading a double life? And obviously people will be using fake names?

David, Hi, Hello, how are you going there?

Guys?

Yeah, good mate. If you get a double life story you want to share.

With us, I absolute serious double life guys. I saw an Escort when I was about eighteen years old, after cross and when a bus party. Yeah, and I've been seeing an Escord every month since I've be married thirty five years.

One or different, different one I see a different one every month.

Six hundred now six hundred eight.

Wow, But you know what the problem is, guys.

The problem is at the moment, I've been seeing the same one for a few months and we're actually falling in love.

In love with the pros.

Are you sure she's falling in love with you?

Do you think?

Well?

I think so. I've taken Rapha lanes again tomorrow and we keep talking about getting married. Pretty messed in her head.

How many blokes has she been with except for you?

Though?

Have you asked her?

No?

I haven't asked.

You don't care? Do you care?

Well, I don't care. You guys like, she's been seeing guys and I've been seeing girls. I've been making a perfect.

Match, right o? Care? That means you're seeing other women as well?

Yeah, you've been seeing a whole heap of women here.

What what I need to do is you ring them right and see if I'm the best six that she's ever had, because I reckon.

I am No, we can get that on that.

So you're make an he scored fall in love with you. I think you probably would be the best section.

So you guys are talking about her leaving her profession.

Yeah, and I'm going to leave my wife too, which is pretty scary thirty five years.

Would you tell her I'm leaving you for a prostitute? Leave that bit out?

And why after all those escorts and a long marriage, why are you deciding to mix it up a bit now and just be faithful to just one woman?

Because a minute I walked in and saw her, I thought she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever saw.

I love that. It's like a filthy Rayman to comedy. Pretty woman, it is woman?

Kay.

She says to me that I'm her number.

Why.

She says that she thinks I'm the best sex. So we're we're just a perfect match. So I'm pretty worried about everything at the moment.

So you're having the conversation about falling in love, but you're still paying her.

Yeah, I think it's going to end.

Pretty Jackie, Jackie, in all honesty and all honesty, Jackie, if she worked at the seven eleven and you're going to buy some Ciggi's and milk, would you expect her to give it to you for free?

I think, well, it's not their their product to give away for free? The cigarettes, is it?

She wants to get out of that. So I don't know how long she's been doing it for.

But and will you be able to just sleep with the one woman forever? Or will you get will you think over this?

Will you get it? She feed again?

That worries you? But no, I think it is the line yeah I got after all the years, all the girls.

You know what's funny, David, is we have an escort on the phone who's also living a double life. Next imagine if it was your girl.

Oh my god, let's get her on. What's her name, Layla?

Hello?

Good morning, Good morning guys a lot?

Yeah, yeah, Is it anything to do with it when we heard before? No? Okay, cool, all right, So what's your double life on?

So I run my own little escort side business as over night and weekends and holidays and by the day, I'm a support worker and a mother of two.

Do you have a partner?

Are you used to?

Not anymore?

Oh?

So you're the double life you're leading is to the kids?

The kids have no idea?

Yes, what do you mean support worker? You mean like a care or something?

Yes?

Okay? And so how old are the kids?

I've got a school age child and a non school age child.

Fairly young? And do you have any plans of leaving the business?

No?

The money is too good.

What do you do? How are you to explain it to them? Will you?

I don't think I should explain it to you them.

No?

Are you actually working as an escort or just running an escort business?

Oh?

No, No, I'm I'm the escort. I just I won't go to like a propol or anything. I'll just do with my on my own so I don't have to pay anyone else the money.

How much you get in peror? Do you reckon?

I charge about four to five hundred an hour?

Is that expensive?

Com?

Is that the one on the higher end?

Why ask me? Like, I'm some you are?

You are the experts, not the highest that can be out there?

What's the high No?

Yeah, they're awful of ship.

No.

No, one of my girlfriends she's like high end and she charges about nine hundred an hour.

Why is she charging that?

Is she just she charges nine an hour and she's on like some high end like but then if there's no one buying high end, she'll be slinging up for a three fifty.

Yeah, but if you're on a high end, everyone would want to be on the high end scale.

But certain you're going to be a certain look.

Of course she's got Roseanne bar can't roll into escorting, and so I'm going to be high end. So if Jackie went into escorting, she'd be low end. Would she like a street walker?

No, Jackie would be high in for sure.

Oh la, Yeah, she wouldn't be nine an hour. Yeah, I would either.

Surprised, Kyle, you would be surprised.

I don't think I wouldn't be.

I'll tell you if I was playing nine in an hour and Jackie showed up, that would be surprising. Jackie's got some news for as soon bo Ryan's coming in obviously. The Amazing Race is back on TV again tonight. It's a fun show, right.

Seven point thirty on Channel ten if you guys are watching. So apparently he's got some story to tell us, Kyle, you know bout what?

I don't know. They can go either way his story.

They go forever, and there's no real point.

There's no punchline, there's no point, there's no reason, there's no Ryan, there's nothing. Actually, it's just like a half a story. It's like a story that the ends being chopped off.

It's true because even off the air, like bo Will and you would have been on the receiving end of this.

To Brooklyn.

Yeah, he goes, oh, guys, I've got a story for you, And you never know if he's finished the story and that's the pustline, or whether.

He's just doing a dramatic pause and there's more to come.

And usually there's no more to come, and he just stands there like looking for a reaction.

Yeah, and you're like, yeah, you don't know whether to clap or not or look confused.

You never know, Adam, do you have the Oscars music to play?

Because with the last hour we were talking about if a caller is really boring or not necessarily a guess. But in Bow's case, we'll make that exception. If they're boring, we'll just start playing the Oscars music. Speech that cutts am off, Sonny gets turned up more and more.

If we're over it, you'd be like, get what happened?

Football?

He doesn't know about our Oscars music, though, I don't tell you.

We'll get him on next Lizzo and Ariana Grande. This song's awesome called good as Hell that's playing now, Big Lizzo and we're only Grande kids.

Morning everyone an.

Amazing Wace Australia.

Yeah, it's back on TV tonight seven thirty on Channel ten.

It's a fun show though.

All these people are running around trying to get their things. There's some dopes on there and there's a lot.

Of running around, no phones, no fun.

Yeah, it was good though. I love what for us it is? It gets real tonight. We're in Mongolia. If you don't know where Mongolia is, it's between Russia and China. To are the baddest places on the planet. Yeah it sounds love, Yeah it is. It's hostile, but desert city, It's mountains, have got everything.

Isn't that where the monks all live?

The monks there we spent How hostile could that be with the monks? Monks of monks are hostiles? Monks of hostile.

You know?

Do you know?

I'll tell you a story. I was in Vietnam. I don't know I told you this story, Jack. I was. I was fishing for these snails, which we did in Vietnam, and I'd have a shower in a in a in a like a temple, and a monk watched me the entire time. He was just yeah, yeah. So then I came out of it and I said to my son, Guy said, oh wow, these monks nights. He said, you gotta be careful over here in Vietnam. Most of them are gay.

Really, is that why you.

Wanted to go and visit that mon thing? You wanted to I was planning to become a monk for a bit, bo he was.

I think the monk stupid idea that was, you were going to You're going to be a monk.

Remember he's going to go on that thing where he was going to remain silent for a month or something.

Wasn't that be good? That would be good for radio?

That gets any of the story.

I don't want to give too much away.

We get it gets real tonight where we've lost.

We see you having the shower in the temple and the show I think tomorrow night we do that was in Vietnam, that was done, and we go to the girls out there. We're in the desert. We get on camels. Someone nearly dies tonight, which is great TV. Then we lose one of the favorites.

We actually got on the camel Now there from a aren't they from our pack of farm and they're good with animals.

Yeah he is.

And the next week he's going around around and around his heart. Big Fat was hanging off the camel and then his wife friends into his backpack.

He that's that's not even when he gets hurt, there's someone else gets seriously hurt tonight, which is great for TV, not great for their personal life and their body. But we lose over tonight and tomorrow night we lose one of the favorites.

We do.

We lose one of the favorites, which just shows it's there's a lot of luck involved in the show, which I like because anyone can win it.

Yeah, that's right, can win except for those poor nuns who got voted out early.

Or lost early.

Yeah, I'm trying to get him in the jungle, the nuns.

I'm a celebrity.

Get here.

You see the UK version, Caitlyn Jenner has just arrived in town for that. Yeah she's in, But that's the British version. To pay half a miller for it, which I didn't think was that much.

Did Caitlyn Jenner?

Yeah, they say far. Yeah, so the once was Bruce. But didn't they pay Shane warn like two million dollars?

I thought, well, yeah, I thought one, he got a million, and then he still has to do stuff with ten. He did take Away with Me, he does a few other shows. But he got more than he got the more than a million dollars.

Yeah, I thought that.

Too, so you should.

Yeah, probably, maybe I read that wrong. Maybe half a million pounds still seems quite light.

Yeah, that's fine, that Caitlin. What does she going do?

You know?

It's funny because I feel like the bigger the celebrity, often the more boring they are.

Anyway, they're not the ones to watch on a show like that.

Well, morning's good, he's got good, Morning is great, morning was excellent, would be good, you'd be good, Jack Buggy, because.

I'd be an absolute mess.

That's every.

Yeah, that that's that would be good though. But you know what it was going to go on a show to lose weight, I do Dancing with the Stars. I wouldn't begin cockroaches.

What would you want to go on Dancing with the Stars, the worst show on TV? You know what I'm saying.

If I wanted to do a show to lose weight, you either do I'm a Celebrity survivor or Dancing with the Stars.

Yeah, but I'm a Celebrian Survivor. You go junkie, lost like the weight, you look like a yeah, nothing about Survivor. I was down at the races for Channel ten and I reckon. I interviewed probably ten thousand drunk people, which was fun. They all come up to me saying, Oh, we love Survivor, we love Survivor. I'm not on Survivor. I'm not the host of Survivor. I don't look like the survivors. All that was. At that moment I knew the show wasn't as good as I thought it was. When every single person was coming to me getting in the headlock, saying how much they want to be on Survivor getting you in their headlock. You're allowed that behavior. I mean, I'm all about affection and that, but headlocks with people with white Sonny's And is one going, what is everyone going about the hugging. Well, everyone wants to be everyone wants to be upset and pissed off about sign. I'm all about hugging, and I've gone.

Feel like they've cut you out with the hugging a bit.

Yeah, we had, we had to edit a bit of the hugging. Now, I thought they'd done that.

I was watching and I'm like, I'm sure he would have hugged them, but they've done a real quick edit.

Why are there hugging out the embrace you are?

They're probably reacting to that. Don't let the.

Trolls start controlling the television.

And I'm I'm with you on that.

I was not editing it, Kyle, someone else's choice.

I'm not affected by. I'm still I'm hugging everyone.

Yeah, did you buy a horse?

Oh?

Yeah, this is the story. He's got to tell us. Brace yourself, everyone for another bow story.

Okay, what's it about. I usually get my wife from actually I never get my wife's permission for anything, but one of my my daughter's best friend at school, they bought a farm pace, so we've gone down there. I've gone a friend first. I've gone down to the farm and we're talking about getting daughter's horses. I'm struggling with trying to give them everything and spoiling them. So I'll get a horse. I get her a horse. And Carra doesn't know you obviously, and what you mean she still doesn't. Well, we haven't given it too much stories. She doesn't know anything yet. Now she knows nothing. So we come back to the fire that night and we've gone to get these horses. And the guy with Steve, he starts telling everyone's getting you know, his daughter a horse, and you get the horses from we got them from down the coast. And my daughter, my wife is just like, oh, that's something that bo would do. You know, that's something he would do. That is something that would ruin their lives, spoil them, and it's going to finish ruin their lives. Yeah, what's this music he put in.

The story?

Stop?

So I've got a horse. I can't give it to remyet it's out the.

Back at the back.

What are your joint? Someone? Mates farm? So I'm trying to sell a horse from what is that story music?

Keep going by, just keep going?

Is that the end of the story? Well, not about this about to.

Do don't feel like we know about the story.

So I've got at the end of the story, we know and the kids friends got a farm, and him and his dodgs you mate, when somewhere it.

Sounds like the side of the road.

Yeah, and like with a couple of parrots, coached a few horses under the trailer.

Yeah, we got it in the back of the youth. It's a different story. There's small horses. Man, I just can't get rid of it.

Now, what do you mean small?

How big are they between a beat? Between a pony and a thoroughbred?

Oh he's looking around. He's got.

She says to me.

I've just worked it out, Son and Palestine coming.

To drop a character names.

It's like if you went on an episode of sein Fell.

George and Jason Alexander on the show, would you refer to him as George?

Everyone knew what the hell was going?

Okay, whatever I feel George, George.

Jason, George. What are you doing here?

Jason? No, Gord, he's out. Everyone's out now, everyone's having to laugh. I'm glad he's all happy.

Now, jes So, what what were you going to say about Palestine?

Just one said think of a story on the way, and I'm like, well, this is an ambush. I'm going going to be get just that you come in.

You have a story to tell us, something to say.

I purposely not had stories because you do.

She like this.

Listen, you let me tell you. I know you're a median personality. I know you're you're a season TV veteran. Oh my god, Now your stories are they start in the middle, then halfway through you go, oh, let me tell you about this bird, and then that happened, and then and then but you bogged down in like weird that you said the saying we're driving a car.

You go, we're driving this old was it?

That's a I think it was a core.

Anyway, it was red.

It was a red Dadson, and you spent a lot of time on the superflous information.

I think it's a real story.

Can I say Kyle that when both told me the story, it was very concise, and then I knew it would go to ship as soon he goes to pieces when he has to tell it on what do you mean pieces of.

Story? Jack?

You were crying, I'm getting ambush with that ship music at Ham?

What was that music? Never ending story?

When you're up there rabbiting on too long with your speech, the play your piece off the stage.

I got it now, Yeah, I got it. Yeah, came on, what we're doing? No ship everyone, you just come up with it now. It's great material. Jack, There's no need to get angry. I'm good man. It took me eight hours to get you. You know Hard needs to get you at nine am from there's no traffic secured cockad.

So hang on, can I just ask it all seriousness?

You've bought a horse, it's on your friend's property, but where do you plan on bringing it to your house?

Not telling?

Are you going to tell Carl?

Well, no, I'm not going to tell that.

You're going to.

I'm actually going to I want to be a monk. I'm not going to talk for a year.

So you're going to just watch other blokes showers from now sounds right to why was that man watching you in the shower? Does that make you feel weird?

Or you used to that? Yeah? But then when I found out his game in front full front, but I kept nodding and he kept nodding back, like are we cool? Is this all right? Like you know, he kept nodding and smiling like, yeah, you got a hell of a bit of the package on you. And it was I actually enjoyed it. Yeah. Actually, at the end of the story, you brought the story up, Champ. I'm just bringing out of Adam. It's too annoying. Now.

Adam never knows where to start, and that's Adams.

Everyone's a comedian. Today. Everyone's funny. You're loving it.

Yeah, No, it's good story good.

Yeah.

What did Paul Gallan say? Did he say anything about me using my stories that you think of ship to sell his books?

He said, he said he passed you and then he knocked you out, and then nobody here that you were on the ground knocked out, and everyone just walked around you and carried on party.

Is that true?

He passed me, he cornered me and passed me, and then later.

And then knocked you out, and then later I just walked over you.

Well, I didn't believe him, but then he showed me the footage and it actually was really Yes, he said he.

Had his camera footage. He looked back at it.

Yeah, I'm trying to get the footage to take him the court, but he won't release.

And then we had Todd Carney on the other day, and then was bo was just always like he never had to wash his.

Outfit because he never did any work on the field.

Weeks and weeks and always pristine condition.

Yeah, and Todd agreed, yeah, yeah, Or did he give anything else up?

He knows that in the story. Well, he goes, let me, I'm going to do the bubble in your mouth.

I never see you every again. I liked he still he said he was.

Yeah, yeah, back together and off on off, on off.

He's a seriously good player as well. Man, fire out. I like that guy.

He wish you were a great player.

Not really, I'm going right now.

Now you're doing.

You've done well.

As anyone has any other player. They hosting their own show like you are.

Not that I heard of, not that I know of, none related. Yeah, he's doing bloody fishing show. Do you know et that fishing? Dumb fishing show he does. He gets sea sick?

Do you know that? I actually heard that. Yeah, but the person does his own fishing show. They can't get in the boat without getting that's money. Money talks me. You do whatever you want. Money will get you to do dumb things, crazy things.

Well maybe he takes seasickness tablets and he's okay, but he does work is good.

They I don't really get six. I don't know when was the last timer out on the boat jack.

The last two weekends?

Ago?

Yeah? Or really?

Yeah?

But do you get sea sick in the harbor? Never?

Whose boat were you on?

It was for a party?

Oh?

Hang on to the party.

You guys weren't invited, so it's not my party. Who was a girlfriend's fortieth birthday party? Oh my god, I loved a girl.

Friends. We had all the kids on the boat. You guys want to kids, I've got kids, I've got friends. I like boats.

Who wants to be on a boat with even forty year olds? That all be big births as well.

No doubt they were kids.

The big hats on would have been up the margarine.

While were you drinking? And that we carrying on?

No, we had the kids with us. We had a few wines.

Kids doesn't mean you can't drink if you don't want to get drunk with the kids too much, you know, I think a lot of people have to get drunk with the kids. Yeah, well my parents drunk.

See I never saw my parents drunk ever because they didn't drink.

Yeah, I know, I'm.

Making up for their lost time.

What about you? You you didn't have parents or family. I was always drunk. My mum was always crying.

That was good when I got.

Yeah film now, by the way, that's the end of my story. And on death, you're in the mood, we'll get gone. Thanks having and here that was good. Do you have another story for next week or yes?

Please?

Or is this the end of the story. It's hard to talk about a story and give a story when halfway through it. Adam puts up Oscars music. I'm not gonna lie to you.

Can We don't even know whether it's halfway through the end.

We thought it was towards the end.

I'm serious, I'm serious to a sitting here growing out profanities in your direction.

Yes you were, No, I wasn't there. You were? What did he say? You told me something? No I didn't.

I said you're handsome, very handsome man.

He's done well transitioning from sport to your own television show.

Have you have you watched him?

And you're calling me several talking about him?

Have you watched any of the Amazing Race? Nothing?

I've seen the ads.

The ads are good.

Have you seriously not watched it?

Now? Have you watched any trial by Kyle Me? Yeah?

Yeah, not a frame?

No, I mean neither.

But what would I watch?

The amazing bunch of nuns and a bunch of BONDI hips is running around trying to get a big yellow card and actually no, I did what did I watched the first one.

Yeah about it? Yeah, it gets real, well, it gets better. I tried by Kyle is good.

I've seen the Yeah, I didn't need you to tell me that was last year that.

I like that, Kyle. But I like Kyle like I just I like Car like that. What do you doing?

What are you watching?

Thursday night? Today thirty? Then Thursday Thursday night?

You and Car are getting your freak on? And yeah yeah not really not yea, No you're washing?

Are you laying in bed? Were you sleeping?

No?

Eight thirty? I go to bed. I probably, I probably ate. I go to bed and probably give an actual bed time. We'll put the kids to bed, and then it's all over. Like I'm gonna be I like getting up early? What are you going to do?

I like getting up early. I like I like getting up And what do you do when you get up early?

What are you doing?

I checked my phone to see Sonya's called me Palestine. Uh, yeah, I quick kissign if you're on, it's all good. I get a coffee and then I'm into its a long What you guys are up early and you go to bed early?

But what do you I don't go a bit early I go to work.

Whatever, what do you.

Mean, what do you what do you work?

You work?

Oh my god, but you don't chanel.

So much stuff that I Melbourne every second day promoting his show. Why that rubbish? What do you being conmed in to go to Melbourne every second weekend?

Yeah?

I like it. I didn't have to go to Melbourne once for promoting.

You had full ana Heinrich's got to do all your heavy lifting. I'm doing all the heavy lifting on my show and I'm happy with it. And it's on tonight and watching.

Melbourne though all the time I don't know that.

Melbourne cuff was on and it was all in Melbourne.

Yeah, just getting involved in the wanch orism of TV.

I didn't want to go to those things now.

Still fitting bloody suit, talking, getting headlocked and be mistaken for the guy a great show survivor.

I'd rather be up here. I'd rather be up your chilling with you guys.

All right, well you got to go now because we're doing who do you believe?

Coming up next?

Thank you for that. Great He's a good I love you.

We'll watch tonight seven drive home the music back on. You can't hear he just said, enjoy your four hour drive home. He came out to them, he can't hear you, just so you know, I'll put it back on me.

No, I don't just leave. He's already.

Thanks that this is good and I love you. Yeah, I love you. I'm still on Yeah, I love yeah.

Play that music, Adam, Okay, stand by?

Who do you believe is up next to you? Want to play ring now?

Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number? Here a kids Tones and I dance Monkey this morning?

Here a kids are film, Jackie, do you believe? I don't believe it? Just sunny today, Wendy.

The twenty seven degrees tops in the city thirty two o west tomorrow, the extreme fire alert going on, be careful to be super hot.

And I've got some breaking news on that that they've just declared a state of emergency for New South Wales for the next week, starting immediately, because it's just going to be that bad. And emergency services asked the premiere, Hey, we need like all the resources we can get.

So when you declare a state of emergency, what does that actually mean?

He sort of means that more funding can go to emergency services, just like instantly right to go through parliament or anything like that.

And whose call is that to declare the statement?

Right? Wow, it's pretty heavy, isn't it.

Yeah?

All right, it's time for who do you believe?

Now we do have Courtney playing, and Courtney you have to listen carefully to see who's telling the truth and who's lying about the object this.

If you get it right, you get five hundred dollars.

That rash Is Restaurant your place for modern Australian favorites.

Rashe is dot com. It's the website.

Now.

The people that had remember the snitzer we had.

It's Colon I's favorite meal probably ever. And I will say that we got sent in their famous schnitzel with the mushroom sauce, right and so good it was obviously by the time.

I had it cold because I took it home with me.

You maybe you ate it on the spot, and I took it home with me, so it was cold and I put it in the microwave, and even after doing that, it still was my favorite meal of all time.

So just go to show how how good it is. So that's what you'll win, five hundred dollars. Who do you want to go first, Courtney, I'll get you to go first, Jackie.

How good? Okay, we're not ready.

I'm not ready because the items over in the corner, and what I have is a whipped snipper.

I've never used one before, and imady.

You really off more than you can chew.

Give me a sec I'll go get it.

Hang on, let's see, don't forget to ask you questions. Get it as started? My god started?

Do you think she's going to know how?

She hasn't got a headphones on? They're back on heavy?

Yep?

Ye, what did you say? I just said that you no, no, no, no, I just said get it and make sure you ask plenty of questions.

Oh god, okay, how do I I don't even know how to turn this on? Guys, I'm not kidding. I've never used a whipper snipper? Where do I turn it? You'll figure it out. Is there like a string that you pull the string?

Yes?

Is there a string?

Is there a string that I can see?

There's a button I'm going to press.

This actually scares me because I don't like big, heavy equipment like this. Okay big, and I don't.

Think that's a sniper is not described as big, heavy equipment.

I'm telling you, this thing is so heavy there's no way.

I could use it.

On a snipper.

Hang on, Wait, it says start or are we ready? No, I'm too scared.

I'm too scared because it's petrol. I don't want to I don't want to stink out the studio?

Should I do it?

Brooklyn?

Oh you can't talk? All right?

So what you're you're saying that there's a button on there to start?

It says stop?

Start?

Yeah?

What brand is it?

Hang on? Hang on? Oh, this is no good.

This looks like the whole story is no good.

That's what's no good? Jack? No, that can't be right.

Hey da, it's been scratched out.

I can't just.

Scratched off the logo water coincidence, No pul string. It's a it's a push button like a brand new rang drove. Like it starts like that doesn't All right?

Hang on, I'm going to do it because otherwise.

You're going to do what is it you're going to do?

Can I just can I just get a signal from you guys out there that if I press this is this thing going to go flying?

How much like flying? Where it's not it's not an air because it's.

So heavy, Like, is there so much grunt behind it that the thing will go flying?

No?

Fly?

Do you even know what a whipper snipper actually is?

I do?

You're making out? It's one of the world's heavy, most heavy items. It's a push button start and you're terrified if you push the button it'll fly off.

You know what I'm saying? Yes, I am Jesus.

Okay, hang on, bear with now.

I'm going to take off my headphones because they don't reach that far. Give two sacks?

All right, here we go.

What an elaborate hoax.

We can't hear you.

What happened?

Hang on, I can't hear you. I don't know. It's not where pressed. I've pressed the forgot. Why are you getting so angry because I can't work it. I don't know. I don't know where I would start it.

There's there's a button on there, and then there's a little handle right like.

A didn't youse.

Yes, you know, like when you press the hose, like the little thing the lever.

There's a lever on it and I've pressed.

Well, I've pressed the start button and then the hose lever, which you would imagine would started.

So you pushed a button on something. Yep, and what happened?

I see hang on, and I think I've seen something else that might make it work.

Seconds seconds, hang on, Okay, okay, yeah, we're all waiting.

Can you hear that?

That's the that's the leave. I think.

Oh I can smell the petrol. Yeah, no, that's not a good idea.

Oh God, take my word for it.

You want us to take your word for it that you've got a gigantic super heavy even Grandma's can actually use these things.

The name, honestly, I'm not lying when I said scratched off.

I think some prints.

I think some painter has actually accidentally dropped on it and so it's covered up the.

Name, so it's not scratched off. The paint.

No, I thought it was scratched off, but it's it's like a gray paint, but it's.

Actually gray paint spillage scratch.

Yes, what's at the end of it?

What's at the end of it?

Just like a round on disc thing, like a big metal round disc with no blades. I think the blades are being taken out a bladeless one. Well, for my safety, I would imagine it's you could fly off.

Kyle. Do you want to say what you've got or do you want to ask any other questions of me?

Courtney, I'm sure, and we've all got a thousand questions for you since we've heard nothing.

Not one noise, nothing.

No.

Yeah, we'll go with you, Kate, Okay, okay, Now I know why because Jackie is behind all this.

She's picked the items. Obviously today she's done.

Yeah, what she's done is she's got she's got nothing at her side, and what she's given me is a bottle of wind decks or spray and white.

Let's see these windows.

Everyone knows that that's your number one sound.

That's why you've got me to choose this, because you're thinking that people know I can make it with money.

Yes, and everyone knows you can do the sound effects really well of window cleaner.

So here's my mouth doing the sound effect. That's my mouth. Now actually spray these proper wind decks. Ready, Oh that's good. So here's my mouth in the microphone, and here's the real one. So it's a real I know what you've done here, trying.

To very imply that's so impressive.

How many is it.

Kryle.

How many mills are then it's one hundred and seventy five mills.

Is that what it's said?

And what does it say on the front?

What's the usually wind decks?

Wind decks original, lever and kitchen? What's lever and leaving kitchen?

Must be the company that owns it. Oh, that's Unilever kitchen.

Obviously that up, I'm assuming is it Unilever?

That's the.

Bottle of windecks in my hand.

Ask more questions and actually I got a question. File speak and spray at the same time.

One two, three, four, five, six seven.

Can you hear it?

No it can't.

No, we can't. It's funny how you can't be heard and the wind decks at the same time.

Well, maybe my voice is loud in the bottle of piece.

You know what I would do, I'd put the spray right up to the microphone. You don't want to hear that, Courtney, Okay, that would have.

Told you everything.

Can you pray the wind decks?

Jackie's face, I'm not he's yeah.

We're not facing different studio.

Is in a different studio?

Okay, you're in a different Yeah, makes it hard.

I would spy.

Who's the maker of it?

Did you say lever In Kitchen?

Is that?

What's the company that makes it?

Yeah?

Okay, can I choose what.

I'm going to believe?

Sure?

Sure, I'm going to believe Jackie.

Yes, are you believing me?

You didn't do anything?

Yes?

Yes?

Are you believing me? This is so and I know it sounded so unbelievable. And everything I did was legit literally believe.

Little index in my hand. And the maker that of it is wrong that you're talking.

What is the maker? S? C.

Johnson?

A family company? Where did you get lever and Kitchen from?

From the bottom? I would love to know.

Have you got a child held hostage?

There?

No kids, shut up, just yelling out mom, non stop.

Pain. So your believe me?

Then?

Hey, yes, it is all right. You know you're right?

Five hundred dollars to spend on the world's best food.

YEP, I know.

But I got Windecks in my hand. As soon as you said wind Wing Damsel.

Is it the Windecks original?

You've gone Windocks original, Streak free Shine, five hundred mil?

Yeah, I told you it was five hundred mil. You got the you got the mills wrong.

For a start, Kyle.

Maybe we have a different theme.

Oh yeah, by a different company, Windecks.

I can't copy the same name.

Yeah, this is wind Ocks Winds. What is wind Docks.

Courtney? You are correct?

I had the whipper snipper that doesn't even work, or I don't know how to work it.

Or someone come in here and fire this snipper up?

How do you get it started?

Pe pull the rip cord?

Like?

Did that? I did that?

You didn't pull the rip cord.

I did pull the ripcord because I'm not doing it hard enough.

You didn't even mention the ripcord.

I did so, didn't I did?

I not mention.

I said to leave, but then I said I saw the pull cord, and then I started doing it.

He do you know what you're doing? Before you start that thing? It's full of petrols?

Turn the music and hear it.

There you go.

See if you had to pull the rip cord.

See, it's not as easy as you think, is it?

Turn the fuel on?

Jack?

I think he flooded it.

I did not. I hardly pulled that thing.

He left it standing up.

So the petrol is now going the wrong. I don't worry about a pie fire up come on, you can hear it. You get the g just I don't want this whole thing smelling a petrol this studio.

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

Sorry, I can already smelled the petrol car.

It's pretty like. I don't know.

You do want me to pass out in the studio and I won't be here for the rest of the show.

Oh my, it's like a joke. Pete and Jackie can't even start with usually pull up one cord and it starts.

Now, snavy Tom's wrong, Now we've got another.

Oh god, absolutely, how did you say?

Do you know how much smoke is in there? Okay, everyone calm down? Oh my god, down, everyone calm down. That fire alarm is going to go off for sure, no question, good one. I told you we shouldn't have started that. It's like a bloody nightclub. Smoke bomb's gone off in here.

Oh man, that's not good.

I don't think I should be in here anymore.

Jackie, relaxed, Really, fire up.

This window.

Holiday.

We don't have running around holding your breath as if you're going to die.

It's fine.

Now they're waving the allowed flapping and waving everything around like idiots.

Jackie's passed.

I don't know if I'm getting easier, if I'm just having a panic attack.

Right now, everyone listen, it's not the end of the world.

Well we Stiver went on for about half a second.

And you're not in this studio. I have no idea how much smoke is in here?

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Yes, it's all good. We'll just leave the door open for a while.

Don't keep waving the paper around so much for us.

Smoke detectors in here, I mean, if that's I'm connect.

We turned them off for this.

Segment in here.

Here when's got the door around, you're waiting all of it out here? Okay, thank you, Courtney, thanks for me, well done, San Bye guys. Brooklyn's News coming up with the Simon News with Jackie. Did last calls if you want to ring us thirteen one of six. Five is the number, ladies and gentlemen.

Jackie out, Jackie out, yeah.

A few minutes after ten, as Brooklyn said, up next, one song away, Jack's going to drop some own news on us.

When you got hn We're gonna.

Have heard of It's not really what I'm usually doing our news.

But this real famous gamer who plays Fortnite has been banned for life now and he makes his living off this, and he's so upset that he's been banned for life because he was caught cheating on it.

And it's a message where he's breaking down in tears, and I'll play that.

For you next. Shouldn't she.

Get caught?

They get caught.

Jonas Brothers only human playing now here at kiss Fam morning everyone, Jonah's Brothers here at KAM. You're on the Kyle and Jackie O thanks to Home World.

Right now, Jackie's got some own news for us.

As I'm saying, there's this kid. He's seventeen years old and face Jervis.

He has over two million YouTube followers who watch him on YouTube playing Fortnite.

That's how he makes his money and.

Other people watching him play again, that's.

Right, because he's good at it. But it's been discovered that he has actually been using a hack that helps him beat other players and killed them easy. So the hacks that's not allowed, of course, not No, you know, he's hacked into the system somehow.

When he's cheap you mean, like I thought you meant like he's got a couple of little you know, some of these things.

They are like you see what you mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you figured out always yeah yeah. No, he's actually been cheating.

And they say his net worth is three point two million dollars so far, just off all these people that watch him play Fortnite, And he loves Fortnite like he's addicted to it, and now he's been banned for life, and he did a video where he was clearly upset.

About the fact.

Well, imagine it, like this kid wakes up every.

Day and Fortnite is his life and his living and now it's been completely taken away from him forever, which I.

Agree should happen. It should happen.

The guy's making millions of dollars of cheating and making other people like.

Watch him, how I know, But what's he going to do now?

Hey? Who cares at a real job? The rest of us have to anyway.

This is the people coming in here and watching me do greatness.

Well, it's kind of how it works. They just listen cheating.

I was like, how would you even cheat at this job?

Possible?

Yeah, you can't take at this job. But anyway, so I gotta play you the video from this.

Kid here it is.

You know, the amount of happiness I get from playing for Nite every day.

Is crazy, Like just waking up and being able to play the game, it's just so much fun. And now now I can't. I can't play Fortnite at all. I've been permanently banned. Like you know, it's it's crazy how one game can genuinely just change your life forever. You know, I love this game so much. You know, I'm still gonna love this game no matter what happens. I know now how big of it to say this was, and like it's just there's nothing I can.

I'm truly like so sorry, but like being banned forever, it's just I think a lifetime bad is just.

Oh I just didn't.

I didn't expect this.

Yeah, anyway, listen, when I was fourteen, from Donkey Kong for life, I would right now not care because we haven't cared about these games.

They come, they go, these.

Games you're going to say, isn't there going to be a new Fortnite that comes about.

At some point?

Don't you.

Just like, I mean, surely the guy can still play Fortnite.

Can't you just start a.

New account.

From playing a game you've got at home?

Yeah, like, obviously you have an account and that account has been banned, But then just start a new account, can't you.

But obviously he won't be able to do the YouTube stuff because unless becomes well that's what I was thinking. He could put on a mask and nobody knows who this Fortnight.

Someone who wants to dance around the rules and the laws, the law even in gaming world, the laws, the law.

Game workshop it and see if there's a way around it.

Is Anyone's who watches this bloke?

Oh?

No one, I know that's for sure.

I mean, imagine like a lot he's made, Like I said, he he's made three point two million dollars off the advertising.

Well, i'll give you an example.

So last month he made fifty four thousand just in a month, big dear old as seventeen year old who's just sitting there playing a game. That's pretty damn good, don't you think.

Yeah, money bait.

Well they can't because fortnite YouTube are not connected.

Any would have spent it all too, wouldn't he two million?

I don't know about that.

If he's smart, he would have saved it.

The kid's not smart. He's crying on YouTube.

Maybe he'll get more of you as just like crying about how bad it is with not being able to do Fortnight.

And we spoke earlier about Carl Stefanovic coming back to the Today Show next year.

It's very exciting.

I didn't realize Georgia Gardner was gone, like she's left. She wasn't on this morning, and I don't think anyone realized that she was had left. Yeah, so she they did like a little you know, shout out to Georgie at six a m. This morning with Deb and Tom with air still, but Georgie was gone.

And this poor old badge on the front of the Mercedes copping all the bugs.

That gets the glory, but poor thing.

I do feel yeah, because Deb, you know, she's I feel like they always get her to do everything and she's like the good sport that does you know, Yeah, that's.

Anything.

Will you do this? Yeah, okay, I'll do it. Yep.

I feel like she would have wanted to leave, probably as well with Georgie.

But nothing, you won't be going doing the whole thing right. Actually, you need to get right through Christmas till Carls starts and then when Carl comes in you start parking Carl's car.

Poor old and a fantastic journalist.

Must be a very lovely you know.

Yeah, but she was lovely when she came in here.

They both were super nice. Oh well, this is the send off that they did this morning.

Before we get to the news, we wanted to acknowledge this morning our colleague and friend, Georgie Gardner. You might have read over the weekend that Georgie has left the Today Show and after a really challenging year, she gat a red hot go for now though, Georgie is enjoying the time with her family, with her friends, taking Will with a dog for a walk.

And we look forward to seeing you Georgie on our screens again very soon.

Enjoy the sleepings, absolutely.

Enjoy the sleepings.

Thanks for that. Tom. Tom's a good looking bloke. He's something about him that I don't like.

I love nothing wrong with Tom.

No, no, I don't know him.

I've never met him, but there's like, he looks all right, but.

One of those blokes that you think would probably come up really good on your dating side. So when you meet him, you're like, oh, I got a creepy vibe. Really I'm going to meet the guy. Probably I could be wrong, but any just sports guys so like him and I would have nothing like how's those bloody West Indies in the cricket?

I think?

Oh shiver?

Did you see the cross they did with their sports guy last week?

Which one is that? What's Tony Jones? Is it that guy?

Yeah? He's like that.

He's like everyone's weird uncle that your dodge at the family barbee.

It was so.

Horrible to watch and that he just was because they were talking about something about French people coming here and what should we have or what menu should Australia have for the French people.

I don't know what the context was.

So you know, Dab and Georgie we're all throwing around some ideas to this guy who was somewhere else and Georgie said, oh, what about kangaroo burger?

And he's like, what are you going to do?

Dep slaughtery kangaroo?

Are you and she's like the sports guys, sports guy, and then she's like, oh, well, kangaroo meats not that uncommon, you know, it's readily available, like that was. And then he tries to change the subject and as always light in the mood, did you.

Bring your dog with you to the race track?

Because we're at a racetrack, dep it's really inappropriate to bring a dog here, And she's like.

He was.

He was good enough.

Obviously had a couple of wes to.

Don't know what was told the news that morning, you know, no, I.

Know they heard it. They found out a.

Couple of weeks ago, didn't they, But you know what, they probably didn't, because why has Georgie suddenly gone now if she found out two weeks ago?

George, I reckon, this has all just happened on Friday. This is my yeah, I said last week, put Carl back on and everything would be fixed.

Obviously the stopped trying to.

Take credit for them putting Carl back on. Mate, no one's believing it.

Everyone's that they told everyone else.

No one said it. Then I told them. They they told all of them on Friday. You're out. It's over, deb You're not going anywhere you're staying on Christmas. Everyone else is out. Carl's like, Carl's dad didn't even know.

I think he did know.

I feel like he knew even Carl.

Yeah, no, no, No, it's hard to tell, isn't it.

Yeah, it is hard to tell he knows. I don't feel like we asked for Carl to come on, Mayo.

That's your job.

Yeah, would prefer to wait until they got to launch what they prefer.

What they prefer is always wrong. So you're going to get Carl on now right now? I'd prefer to wait.

No, no, we want him on now or we never otherwise to start pumping up Sunrise.

Well, don't you have his number?

Oh yeah, I'm bringing him now.

Don't worry about may You can't do anything. He's not going to answer.

Come video right now, but he is? He doing what a liar and he probably turned it.

Off, probably heard his name and turned his Australia.

I'm busy right now doing what is what I want to know? Practicing his throws?

Ah.

Well, look, it's a shame that they've done what they've done over there, but if they needed to do something, yeah.

All right, Well that's that'll be fun. Next you want to and oh did you hear about Richard Reid wants to be the next Bachelor.

I need to put Richard Reid back on the Today Show as well, That's what they need to do. Yeah, he was always fun on me.

As soon as they took Richard Reid off, I stopped watching, right, Okay, do you think he was a great like he's great, Yeah, go over to Hollywood and.

It was always fun. I mean he won.

I'm a celebrity, very likable guy.

Yeah.

So he wants to be Australia's first gay bachelor.

What do you think of that?

Guys with someone not I'm assuming he's single single again. Yeah, I just don't ever know how a gay bachelor would work because.

With each other. That is a flaw in that.

They haven't even done it in America, have they the gay bachelor, not a bachelor, not no official one. Yeah, it would be so pointless doing You're absolutely right, because.

How good would the bachelor have to be for every.

Guy in the house to not get with each other? Yea, it have to be have to be Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, yeah, oh, sorry about that.

We're going to get Richard on now, and we're going to get him on.

We may or may not get Richard on now we were Do you.

Think is your is your is your man that that's the best looking man on earth? Is that a Hemsworth?

Is it? Oh?

I think everyone always thinks Chris Hemsworth.

He's nice, he's good looking, he's ausy, he's just pretty damn good. Like, what's wrong with Chris Hemsworth? Tell me something that's wrong with the guy. I can't think of one thing.

Oh, I don't.

I can't think of one thing either, That's what I'm saying. How many guys are out there like that? Well you can't even get a fault?

Well, you'd be able to get a fault if you hung around.

A bit more. Maybe, sure, No, I'm sure you would.

But maybe as rotten, wreaky farts or something.

Who knows put up with them?

I would might have a dirty, big foreskin on it.

I'd put up with that too, would you wouldn't you?

It sounds like you, like I love.

You put up with it?

You think he's great, he's the great? Here's the benchmark?

Is he?

I just I'm trying to think of, like, who's better than Chris Hemsworth? Sorry?

Carl, did you want me to say you No, I didn't.

Want you to say anything. I just thought, you know, well, how can you fault me?

I think we can fault you with a few things.

Well, based on what are you fat shaming me?

Now?

No, who said the word?

What's my faults?

Are?

You talk about them all the time on the air?

No, I want you to tell on me.

I don't want to get into this.

This is a trap.

It's not a trap.

Fight's going to start.

This is no good. I'm not going to fight.

I know what's going to happen. I'm going to say something and you're going to say something about me, and then it's going to get real bitchy.

And I don't have any bad feelings towards you. I just want to hear what's the list of faults?

Your legs in the trap?

Jackie?

And you can't I can't get out nothing.

There's nothing wrong with you.

D So me and him is Worth are the best of the best.

I'd say, Look, Chris, Chris really takes care of himself.

I mean, you've got to give him that, don't you really?

If you like that sort of thing, I suppose most people do.

Actually, if you like that some guy who spends all day looking at himself in the mirror, doing sit ups and asking everyone to feel their arms.

Yeah, I think Chris does that. I don't think he's getting people pretty.

Sure a time in the gym that go he does?

Yes?

And what am I doing? I'm sitting on the lands talking, Hey, how are you? How was your day? What's Chris doing? I've been four check out me? Check out me, cabs babe.

I think we're talking to Elsa soon?

Are we are?

We made?

We'll ask you have a list of faults.

She's married to the bloke, she's coming in a few weeks.

Let's get to bring in a list of faults of Chris, because we know him to be perfect.

Yeah, we want to know what's wrong with Yeah?

Ask her?

Yeah, maybe he cried, That's what I'm hoping.

I doubt it. Why just don't see him as that kind of guy.

It's got to be something for the rest God help us. So you've got nothing because he's taken. So what no one will ever be as good as him?

Is worth? I don't care that much.

You have that other one that Marley got rid of.

If you want, no, he's taken Is he taken by with an assy girl?

Oh?

You know that actress?

She did that? They move on very quickly, these ones.

Madison is that her name?

Yeah?

Well she sounds lovely that whoever that is? Just the name alone sounds Madison. Yeah, Madison Brown. And then put your name up there, Jackie last.

Actually Brown isn't that great when you think about it.

Brown's better than last? Right, I don't know if you prefer her name be Madison aqua? Would Madison a different a nicer color?

Yeah?

Brown?

Like imagine last calls, We'll get him on next.

What do you want? Okay? Nothing? Yeah?

Last cause maybe we'll talk to Richard read about the Bachelor.

Maybe we won't. Thirteen and one oh six five will don't matter.

It's Jackie.

Now we were talking about Richard Reid.

Richard Reid.

Obviously he's put his hand up saying I'd love to be the first gay bachelor. And Brooklyn made a really good point with why the gay bachelor probably wouldn't work is because what's to stop all of the guys just getting with each other?

Well, obviously the reason they wouldn't get with each other was would because they would want.

To be with Richard Reid.

That's right.

So we're talking to Richard about that because we want to find out, you.

Know, about what a great idea I think. Look, I've just read reason I just looked at because I told you with someone. I've read that you're now single. So now I get to see you under roll out all the blokes in the line and up in the mansion for you.

I get it.

You know what.

First of all, we're not all manhors like Brooklyoint.

Okay, you know, some.

Of us are ready to settle down girl.

Okay. I think it could be a good idea.

Yeah, there would probably be a little more you know, uh, you know, vans of rock and don't come and knocking on the side of the gay bachelor. But I think it could be a good idea, going to her a little more settled, you know, into their careers.

Yes, there's a couple of you know.

Hot young ones, you know, just a stir thing up. But I think it could be a great idea. I'm not sure that Australia anywhere is really ready for the gay.

Bachelor, yeah, because we said that they haven't even done it in America.

But actually, reckon, we should be the first to do it.

Since we were the last to allow gay marriage, let be the first to do the gay Bachelor.

Well, you weren't the first to allow gay marriage.

I think you were.

You said you were.

Yeah, No, you and I would have been married long ago. I would have put my gypsy spell on you. You know, I would have.

You were so close that one night.

Wouldn't put my hand on your thigh And I was like, no one will know now and You're like, oh.

No, man, do you know what I reckon?

It would add to the drama if you found out as the Bachelor that the guy you liked was hooken up with with another contestant, right would that be?

My god?

Well, you know, Angie is killing it on the back Forrette, you gotta admit. Right now, every other week she's she's like.

Me, lie to me, what am I going to do?

And you know, I'll tell you men.

Maybe even more on the gay batchler because men, we all know men just lie. Men lie to get what they want one hundred and ten percent. And it's like, I don't know if it would quite work, but it would certainly be a roof fest.

It sad.

What about is any is there being any discussion with you and Channel nine to get back to the Today Show with the new lineup next to you, because that's where you are in your glory doing gossip, being the Gossip King, and when they took you off to Today Show, when you stopped doing it for whatever reason, that's what I sort of lost interest in it the first time.

Well, you are my biggest fan.

You are my non sexual lover. I will tell you that right now, well mostly by Jackie. I will say that's always a little bit jelly, but I don't hold it against your girl.

I would say that the likelihood of me going.

Back today is right up there with me doing the gay Bachelor right there.

Because you don't want to or because you don't think that would be offered, you.

Know what, it's it's something I really can't talk about that.

First off, you wake me up. I was having a little bit of a GLAMOURU snooze this morning. I wake up. It's like I mean, as I'm talking to il and and so yeah, it's probably best to talk about.

I will say, God, what a ship show over it today, though.

I will say that I do my heart goes out to Georgie, you know, because she came back and.

And to doll and it's just it's just what is going on? What is going on over there? And Alison next year and you back in the gossip chair. Now that's a show.

It would be a show.

And bring back old Dicky Wilkins, Richard.

Leave him with the David.

He had a chemistry that rivaled you and me.

Come on you Oh no, no, no, now like I like Richard.

I like Richard Wilkins, but he's retired now in the retirement.

Show with in the Today Is Show.

Then who replaces Richard?

Well, Richard Reid does.

Oh like he's in the studio. I used to cross to you.

In America, But I don't need You don't need someone in the studio and someone in America.

You just need the one person, you know what.

I would say, I always had such a good time on The Today Show. I had a good time with Richard Wilkins, and I will say that many have.

But is he the only one you had a good time with.

On that show?

Yeah?

Well yeah, I was very fond of Richard Wilkins, and we had a great working relationship and we're still really good friends and stuff. I got along with everyone there was a good professional environment. I never had a problem while I was there with anybody.

How about that?

Yeah, read between the lines.

He had a problem after Yes, OK, obviously you and Lisa didn't lock each other.

I get it.

Oh we love each other.

Because now you want to try and get onto ten and Lisa's on ten.

I get on that. It's lone.

Oh so Jackie's on ten and you're on ten. We're all part of the lee.

Yeah.

But I've hould myself to every network could light down. I open it up for any network.

You know, seven is the only network I haven't been on. I've been on. There's so many to shoes from. I've been on nine and ten, and so you know seven could come a knock and who knows.

But that not.

Now anymore.

You never know.

I could be on bro I know, yeah, Billy remembering, we kind of keep talking, Billy remembering tow and uh, poor old Gordia play half a song and an ed break.

We'll be all stopping to remember.

We have to let you go Richard about it.

Let us know what happened. I'm on the Gay Bachelor with me.

Kyle, you can be my mentor.

Oh my god, right, Okay, maybe Andrew did what all? She wasn't there for the last two of andre scene?

Was he? No?

Because his wife was in labor.

That's why.

So they had to go with the bachelor is gonna be who's gonna win?

Who's gonna win?

Do you know?

Not? We have no idea, no idea?

Do you know?

I don't know, but I think you know, Jackie, I hear a lie in your voice.

No, honestly, don't know. I wish I did, but I dine and I can't picket. I really can't pick it.

Puck me up as the first gay bachelor. Let's make it happen. And then another claim island Jackie, Oh made it?

Okay, another claim, we'll do that. Elizabeth Banks on the show tomorrow chatting to us. Sean Paul's coming on as well, and today, the next key song to get set up for live is Chris Brown.

Yeah times through when you hear it.

If you want that boot Home by the Wisdom Group, it tasn't.

Mark you stage.

You need to ring through thirteen when I six five, when you hear it, all these songs Gordy's got for you, Well, that's it for us.

We'll see you in the morning.

Okay, guys, have a good one, see you tomorrow.

Bye.

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