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Published Aug 9, 2024, 1:53 AM

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Kyle, Jackie, Jackie, the Kyle and Jackie Osholl. Good morning everyone, morning, Brooklyn still away six, Sean Fraser in the new Good morning.

Good day Sean. How was your day yesterday?

No one cares about it.

I got through relatively unscathed.

Yeah, I think you did.

I think you did.

You know everyone else is here and our Pedro's away stills away, so maybe any day for Pedro? Is everyone else out there? Yeah, I'm here, Good morning, Good morning everybody.

We've got a full house apart from Pedro and Brooklyn whatever.

But it's Friday. Are you doing anything fun for the weekend?

By the way, Oh, it's my child's birthday, fun for the whole family.

You're at the age now, Becauzotto's too.

It's the kids parties that start.

I don't go to kids parties, but apparently when it's your own, you've got to go some kids adventure land, Yes, with disease, no doubt.

So like when they turned one, it's the adults party, Like the adults are actually having the party because the child is too young to invite friends. When they're two, it kind of starts and yeah, you go somewhere to like an advance that's right.

So that's fun on Saturday, thousands of kids, and then on Sunday the family. Like anyone who think it was a prince of Saudi Arabia. Haven't the family of the family there on the site? You're coming around on Sunday. Bruno tried to wiggle out of it, but I told him this morning, No, he's required also at the party.

Is he going to the party or the family party?

He's got the little kid, So you're coming to the kids. Yeah, I'm coming to the kids party. They're pumped. What happened to me? What happened to my life? I used to be so looking forward to weekend parties?

Yeah, I know, this would have been your day.

Friday, killing it. I was getting the bags ready, you know the travel, Yeah, that's right, overnight bags travel to the Merriton.

Now you're going to be doing little tea parties tomorrow and.

Everything that ship leads to this ship. You know what I mean, those old school parties, they end up they end up leading to these kids event. What have you got on you? Have you got any dates or any events or sporting events that you know nothing about that you're attending?

Yeah?

I am going to a sporting event tonight.

What what are you going to the Sans? This is enough who's getting fingered by a Swan's player? But you've got to show up every second weekend? Well is your friend trying to saddle up to a player?

No?

No, you don't even like football? Why keep going?

I like going. I do like going. It's funny.

You don't enjoy the game. What are you doing?

Yeah?

I do.

I watch it like I keep an eye on what's going on, and I on the score on the board.

I think you're faking it.

No, I'm actually I don't.

I've got this thing right where every time I get out my camera and start filming, Swans score a goal.

It's like it's everyone. It's a running shock.

I'm not interested in it. It's like I've.

Got some power.

You keep filming that.

You've got a magic power.

No power, I do.

I'm telling you.

It's happened like two games in a row, all the goals anyway, So then I'm going to yours on Sunday. I don't know if I'm doing. I can't remember what I'm supposed to be doing Saturday.

Don't you have a diary or something?

Yeah, but I feel like I've got something and I just haven't put it in. You know, when you forget.

What's wrong with your head? What? What is wrong with your head? Yeah? You don't, that's that looks wrong. Don't don't on something looks guys, you know what I'm saying. Look at Jackie looks lovely, beautiful woman wearing a hat.

I used to get told in my marriage you can't wear hats. Wow, And today right I never wear hats. Caps I'm wearing like a baseball cat.

Are you telling me one of the husbands told you you can't wear hats properly.

But it's a hat, I know, and I don't know how to wear a hat?

Can you not wear it properly?

And then I wore one once to the Matilda's and put it up on socials and I got comments going, Jackie's not.

Wearing a hat promptly?

What does it mean?

That's what I want to know.

And then this morning my hair was so bad from this photo shoot yesterday, like so much product. I thought, oh, no, I'm going to have to wear a hat.

Lift a hat, no, because I'm telling you that has it so it looks like you're wearing a giant's hat like a giant man's hat.

So I think, is it because I've got a small head and it's engulfing my haird Is that what it is? Because no one can actually pinpoint why I look shit in a hat?

Can you tell me?

It's very similar to Kyle's hat for me, it's giving Kyle, but.

He's just huge. Mine isn't huge. It's just a normal cat.

Yeah, well, your pin head doesn't fit in. What do you look like in a bathing cap?

Like a penis?

Can anyone do you see what I'm seeing? The hat? Sum's not right.

It's like she's an undercovered cop that doesn't normally wear.

Yes, she's wearing other type of people's clothes I had.

I had an all black outfit on and I thought, oh, I can't I look like I look like a cop a swat team.

Yeah? I like that. Look. You've been in two different outfits.

I want to change because I looked sweat.

So what looks good? Yeah? But not on me? Are they sandals?

No?

I'm wearing trainers today. I know, all right, I'll take it off. Does it look? What does it look?

I like the hat on it?

Everyone just said how ship that looks.

Yeah, but on the other side, on the other side.

And he's just a nice feeling guy, nice guy that's never going to say.

But you've got a hat on. Your hat looks too small, do you know what I mean? It looks like he's my head. You look like you were in a bathing captain board out there. It does too tight. You're not a slim fit hat guy. You've got a big, meaty footballer's head. You're gonna wear the big, the big meaty hats. Swap hats with Jackie.

Come in here, okay quickly, Yeah, okay, that's interesting.

Swap hats.

I have makeup on the brims.

No one cares. You know, the stuff men work around just for the to win the heart of a woman. Look at the size difference for a start. Put them beside each other, the hats. Look at keeper's tiny little lat It's like for a puppet. Okay, here we go, Here we go. Fine. Jesus Christ, who would have thought I'd be the fashion king?

You have just come in like you are Christian to your and going grab his grab.

His hat on him, thick. So what do we do? I that's your hat? Now you keep that? Yeah?

Let's swap.

No, I don't think I really want I want to keep that though, so I'll take it back at the end of the day.

So what do you just miss out on that hat?

I will give you yours back.

Okay, but just for today?

Now?

Is it weird that Jackie is now wearing the north Face hat and you're wearing pen Nation hat?

Why is that weird?

Well, that's like that's a woman's BRANDI.

Nation does men.

Yeah, I think the Big Ladies and Lovely Lady.

No, not a joking.

I don't care for the big ladies.

Oh I thought you were only saying that. Sorry, I thought you were the next thing.

But they do do men's wear, so you're fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Will you be going also to this swan's game, Cooper?

I'm not. I'm going to Melbourne.

What are you watching this? No?

No, just going to hang out with my mate Melbourne.

Oh that sounds naughty.

That's it's not naughty.

What are you going to do?

Then?

Probably just go out to dinner and do blow and horse.

Yeah.

It all starts with dinner, doesn't it.

Yeah, it all does start with dinner and then it ends up with all you can eat buffet.

Yeah.

Yeah, anyway, I'll get my hat at the end of the day.

I do.

I do have life at the moment as well.

I don't think he's joking.

Of course he's joking.

Did everyone hear the New Zealand Prime Minister pretty much refer in Parliament New Zealand that Australians are dumb?

No, I didn't have.

Her listened to what this is? So the teeth, the woman with the teeth, she's.

Gone, yeah, oh god, that's just in Yeah.

Not everyone nears that she was gone. Well, who follows New Zealand?

She resigned?

No one cares? Did she resign or should they she lose? She resigned? What's that due to a scandal?

No, I think she said she just had the baby.

I think, and then they can't do everything. Yeah, allegedly. So this is the new Prime Minister of New Zealand explaining, and people in Parliament they took offense. Oh they didn't like that. Who was in all of the New Zealand politicians.

So even the New Zealand.

Because you know, listen to this fronk.

What I also say to that member is the correspondence was being directed to an Australian Minister overseas and what I'd say to you. In my dealings with Australians, it's always pays to be incredibly simple and clear and news English.

So they didn't like that interesting observation. Are we dumb a country?

Not as dumb as New Zealand. New Zealand is like the genital ward of Australia. Get rid of it.

No, we love New Zealanders.

That's not down Zealanders. I like New Zealanders. But I won't have that talk.

Well, that's just one person in parliament.

The Prime Minister. Oh right, the wow, the Prime Minister.

Oh, I wonder how Anthony alber and Easy will feel about that.

Albo won't care. Albos Albo's too worried about telling Servo over at Channel seven there'll be no public holiday for the gold medals. And rightly so. Some kid wins a BMX race and we have a holiday. No, you get back to work.

So what is it? How many gold medals?

I don't care A ten gold, We're yeah, we got silver over all.

Care it's about some kid winning a medal. It's nice to see, but I'm not We're not doing water cool You're not water cooler talking about it, are you.

No, I'm not personally No. I look at it and go, oh, that's good. We broke a record, our own record, which is good.

That's nice.

You know what I think we should do just avoid all sports talks because we're not fooling anyone.

Well, I think we can participate in the conversation.

You don't know anything about it.

Well, why wouldn't you want a public holiday?

I mean, you just have a public holiday for every drop of a half?

Why not? I say I would do that.

Would love for the economy. I found a nineteen eighties TV report about drink driving in California. It doesn't aid as well.

Were they really relaxed or something?

No one there was no because still there's no RBTs in California.

It's crazy.

People spill out of a nightclub and they all get in their cars and there's police there.

And they don't watch the line. If they get you out of the car, which.

It looks easy, it's not. Oh I no, Apparently.

If you're high and drunk, that's hard. Yeah. I haven't listened to they went to the news, so they said this, you've got to wear seat belts. In the nineteen eighties, and you're not allowed to drink alcohol while driving, and Americans didn't like it. Really, I haven't listened to the ad.

Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed by some as downright undemocratic.

Is again Carmen is one of Feta key.

I put in a hard day's work, put in eleven twelve hours a day, and they're getting your drug and at least rain one or two beers.

They're making it last where you can't drink when you want to, can't you have to wear a.

Seatbelt when you're driving.

Chrison, We're gonna become in this country.

Oh pretty soon? Come now. That's what my life was like growing up in the seventies and eighties.

No seatbelt, no sea belt, was drinking.

Dad was blind. Every weekend we'd be leaving someone's party on the weekend at three in the morning.

I wasn't even frowned upon no, and.

We were swerving all over that. We all knew, oh shit, dad's too drunk to drive. Maybe you should drive mum. I know Mum's too drunk too. So do you think miracles?

Do you think the things we say now will age really badly? Like in terms of you know, vaping, where I say, the rules are ridiculous. Let people vape if they want to go vapor though maybe in twenty thirty forty years time, we'll be dead. They'll be the like, we'll know so much about them, killed everyone, everyone who vaped, all dead, all dead.

Let's bury that audio before before we get to twenty years. Oh and one other thing I noticed last night. Imagine if you went to work as a NASA astronaut and you were going to space for eight days, What an amazing experience. And then when you get their spaceship breaks down, they go, he won't be there for eight days, He'll be there for about eight.

Months, eight months. That's fine.

No, it is not two people on a space.

You're going to say eight years eight months. Yeah, you can deal with that. That's doable.

Why is there no emergencies? Why is there no backup spaceship? Why have they got to rely on Elon Musk to go and save them in eight months?

Is that what's going to happen?

Where's the space Shuttle? Where are all those things? Drag them out?

Now?

It's too expensive? Is it?

They're sitting in space? These are two people and they're very cheery about it. Haven't listened to the guy? Is the guy and then there's a girl. I'd be devastated, I guess.

Yeah, But I feel like if you're an astronaut.

You sort of prepare for this stuff so you you know how to survive.

You don't like even spending an extra half an hour at work unprepared. Yeah, so you don't care pretending eight months and.

I feel like eight months you can, you can live through that.

Eight years would be to start rooting, wouldn't you.

Oh, let's look at them.

Oh, they's nothing to look well, it's unfortunate on the screen.

Is footage I'm looking at.

Yes, it's nothing to look at, very average looking types.

It's too long to be floating around.

Shitting in a tube and all that pissing in a tube.

Who are they?

Like?

Married?

Each of those people, not to other people though I don't know. Do they have children, Like, what's their Probably.

They look like those types. Yeah, let's roll the tape. So they've heard you're stuck up there for eight months. They're pretty chipper about it.

Every astronaut looks forward to being in space, and it's not looking forward to coming home.

For many reasons.

Eventually, obviously it's time to come home.

We all know that, but yeah, a little more time would beg right. We actually did some space station work today, both of us, the part of the party for the processing units that takes the sweat and the urine and everything. It turns it into potable water. It's a pretty amazing process. And bring a part up for that and rectify some you know things break and that one that one needed replacing. So it's just a great feeling of accomplishment all the way around in many respects.

Wow, that was the highlight of their day.

You're fixing the ship the shitter.

And how many days are they in? Like one or two?

I don't know how many days they've been stuck there these two but they went up to fix the shitter, yeah, because there was no like backup parts up there. Yeah, and then the spaceship broke down. That doesn't sound like it's very well organized a right, okay, And they can't be rescued for eight months. That means there's no available spaceship anywhere that can pick them up.

How long did it take them to get there?

It's only the moon, sorry, not the mo and it's only only the space station, so it took a couple of hours.

It took him twenty four hours.

They got there on June six and they were meant to be back June fourteenth.

So why if they can get there that quick, why are you right? Why isn't there another spaceship?

There should be a background. Where's your roadside assistance in space?

That's right?

I think the problem is they do have the spaceship to go back, but that spaceship.

Is made by Boying Boying Rowing Boeing.

Yeah, and there's issues with that spacecraft.

Like there's experts saying, oh, it's a problem.

If they get in that spaceship and head home, there's a big chance they'll end up vaporized, disintegrating.

Yeah, but so how are they going to get home? Eventually?

Elon Musk is going to pick him up in his giant penis.

Space Why can't you do that now?

Because it's not ready to be launched yet. It's going to take another eight months for the rocket to be ready. Oh, I know, lucky Jackie's not running NASA with her. I want things done now. Timeline doesn't work in space travel, does it. You've got to really know what you're doing eight months.

It is quite a long time. When you think about day.

You want to go to the toilet, you've got to attach a giant tube t asshole and then into this pot.

I reckonize about like when you're so bored things like that, you look forward.

To Well, let's hear what she's going to say about the ass pot.

The number one stuff can sort of go all over the place if you don't aim correctly. And did I mention both of these have a little bit of section, so they should keep things going in the right direction. Number two right here, But you see it's pretty small, so you have to have pretty good aim and you'll be ready to make sure things get let go of the right direction. And it smells a little bit, so I'm closing it up.

Oh, they're going to run into all sorts of troubles, aren't they. Yeah, when you think of all the little things that going to go wrong over eight months.

And eight months of fluids, ye, fluids is going.

To be pooh and we just floating in the air everywhere.

Oh that's no good. I feel for them.

And they wouldn't have range your whole life to floating upside down with pistol trickling out of broken and there's.

Just nothing else to do. There's no internet. They didn't bring a book, nothing.

There's no there's no paramount plus nothing.

Can they talk to people back home?

Oh guys, I just had a look online.

In the International Space Station at the moment, there's ten other people, some from Russia, China, Japan, so they'll they'll.

Be able to like hang out with others.

So there's other.

Opposites and the International Space Station? What is that? What is it? Is it like a you don't know what that is? Is that like you've never heard of it? Well, no, I've heard of it, but I've never actually seen what it looks.

I've seen Star Wars.

I've had but I can't remember.

Giant ball that they all live in in there, that's it. It sounds like a little city, little my big exag rating. It's not really like a little city. It's more like a bus a bus, and they're all living in something the size of a bush. Okay, that's not really a big city.

Do they have anything else in there?

What like a pool hall and stuff? Is there any recreation in the space station?

Yeah?

So a bit of a space geek so I've seen this big doco where they walk you through the space station. They do have like a gym there because because of the zero gravity you lose your muscles, so they have like the this workout kind of area where you can.

Bulk up a bit.

And it says here, there's a Russian guy there that's been up there for one thy and sixty five days. So he must look at the Americans and just be like.

Yeah, yeah, what you'll complain about our ship break two decades ago? I still here? Yeah, who's that bloke bringing?

That?

Says Dingo? Answer that call. It's fascinating when you hear a man called Dingo. You want to know what? What's he ringing for? Yeah, putty mom, Peter Dingo? Yeah right, Corlin Jackie, I saw you ringing.

Yeah, here you go.

Yes, please, we know nothing about anything, so share with us.

It's about the size of the Sydney Football stadium, oh is it? And twenty times and see the sunrise every ninety.

Minutes, every ninety minutes. You see the sunrise.

Every every night, every ninety minutes around the planet.

Oh man, that sounds great.

Yeah.

When when I have a when I have a new South Wales this morning at six nine.

Oh and it's the size of a football stadium.

I didn't realize, was that? Bi?

What else is he there?

That's s experimental modules experiments up there?

Okay?

Right?

And how do they get it up there?

In pieces? Yeah?

They stills When the Space space space Shuttle was.

Still operational, our space shuttle. That was a great wasn't it? That Space Shuttle?

How do you know all this? Dingo?

I'm a mad astronomy free but a right, well if not, not like.

You with your bullshit astrology?

Are you into that as well? Astrology?

No?

I don't believe that bullshit, don't you.

Question? Yes, yes, mister Dingo. What happens to the poos? Where where do those go?

So?

What they do? It all goes all goes into a recycle bag.

Uh.

Back in the day they used to just shoot it out in space, but not anymore apparently where space too much?

Now?

Yeah? How can we can we pollute that? I think that's a I think the pollute anywhere space is the joy I reckon here. Thanks, that's fascinating stuff. Thanks INGOs on file for anything space related.

Our space expert in you.

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I want to start to say.

Okay, welcome to Trading Verse. That you don't forget the prize. You and three friends off to see Travis Scott live in concert. Let's meet our contestants check in.

Let me introduce you to Bronti.

She is thirty nine and she works for Services New South Wales.

Hi, Hi, Hi, I love you guys.

Thank you. So you're working for the government New South Wales Government, I do.

I do registration, so you know, just get your jokes done.

Oh yeah you like it?

Yeah, it's fun.

Yeah?

Good?

Do you get your moments.

Yeah, you usually make friends with people at work.

You know exactly if you have a good group of people can make all the difference. You drive a cheap compass, been married for fifteen years. Oh and your favorite sex position is missionary.

Wow, things are staring to go downhill by the sound of it. Life.

It seems very like settled.

You know, she's happy.

Yeah, she's in her group.

You like the missionary only No, No, I like other positions, but that's just more relaxing someone.

It's chilling, chilling, and you happen it.

You once made out with a seventy year old man on a cruise because you thought he was Hugh Hefner.

What happened?

We were we were on a girl strip, right, So we started drinking. So you know when you get the drinks package and you've got like, you know, unlimited drinks. Right, So we were doing tequila shots, like tequila shots. Yeah, we were like every tequila shot was like, yeah, tequila shot, surprise, surprise. All of a sudden, we turn around, we see this seventy year old I'm like, that's you here. He's landed here on his helicopter. That's you had.

So he actually was a baller as well, so it added to the yeah, wow, okay, and I'm like, fool.

Like, I'm telling all the girls like it's QF. I went there. I like, oh, he started talking to me. We started talking. I'm like, when these are all my girls, like hook us up, We'll take you to take us back to the Playboy mansion. Pull made out, pushed him, Pull made out with him. I honestly the fool like this old man like who touched me up like full grabbed me. Oh my god, and god we didn't go back to the room. I was that that, you know, the tequila manet.

You did this guy even look like Hugh Hefner must have at least looked like him.

He did, he did.

He was that he was feeling up your little curtains there, and he thought it was Hugh.

I honestly thought it was Hugh. And you know what he had, the gray hair he was in he was like, you know, dressed in a suit, and he was like, oh, he was like talking me up. He was so nice.

We haven't got all day here for this story.

Oh yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden, all right, So then next morning when you get up with that throbbing headache and you're feeling like crap. I went to the buffet. Guess where he is. He's right there. I went too lunch.

He's there.

He's went to dinner all around the sheep before I couldn't escape him.

He was there, and you'd been fiddled with by seven year old because you thought he was famous. Classic, What a classic story.

He'd be telling everybody from there, I'll get around in a row that blow.

Let's meet Pete. Oh no, we're still.

Gonna Yeah, Wayne in a sixty four kilos' is the p and O playboy Buddy Bronzie.

Good luck Bronti. Pete's on playing for the traders. Good morning Peter, Good morning guys. Well he's an electrician. Everyone drives around the High Lucks, been married for seven years. His favorite sex position throwing the misses up into reverse cowgirl. Yeah yeah. Then, by the way, when he was an apprentice, he accidentally electrocuted his boss.

Accidentally accidentally, mate off, I'll tell you that much.

How did this was he engine?

We had to take him to hospital to get some checks to make sure that he's all right and everything. But he's all right now.

Good as long, as he didn't kill the bloke Wayne in ninety five kilos playing for the eighties. It's I got the power, Peter by Peter's got the powers. The old eighties ratless of this guy. Double god, thank god rap evolved. Okay, Jackie, let's go there. You may be fire off with some questions for Pete.

Okay, Peter.

Question number one, how often should you reapply fake ten to maintain consistent.

Well before we go into the timer? That's got to be a questionable. Is there a real time?

There is like a recommended.

But none of you girls seem to know when the appropriate time for the retine is. We do we all know? Okay, Pete, enter away, my friend, good luck.

I'm gonna say once a week.

Once a week, jack Is that right?

That is correct?

Is it every week?

Yeah?

Guys? Why don't you guys get every week and get painted? Then we do?

What are you talking?

You leave it until it's all like until only sign of tan you can see is on your knuckles, elbows and ankles.

But I don't think you realize that only takes a week to get like that, so it doesn't last long.

That's the problem. Question number two, what is a Diva fuser used for? What is a diva fuser?

What is.

What is that used for?

Jeez, Carl, help me out here.

It doesn't work like that.

The makeup product.

It's a it's like a tool to dry and style your hair, hair dryer.

It's like curly hair, you know.

Okay, question number three, A kuccini is used to eliminate what common fashion problem?

What a kaccini?

What is that?

Exactly?

What is that?

You found Italians done?

It eliminated fashion from.

It under under your clothes, to eliminate your flabs. I don't know your flap what your flabs? Your I don't know.

Luve handles and stuff or.

Yeah, something like that.

What is it?

No, it's well I need to clarify, yeah, because like what.

Do you mean what do you need clarification on?

So?

What is it? Just to just to clarify? What are you saying it's for? There?

With that, guest, you must be close, Okay, think it through. It turns up. Actually, but what I'm.

Not change your answer. I'm just asking what your answer was.

Okay, I'm going to say to kind of like a titan everything underneath the address.

No, not specific enough. It is to eliminate cameltoe right when you said flaps, that was right.

Remember when all the girls had the toe out for a while, there was a big thing, was it. Yeah? Yeah, Sophie Monk had the camel tooe on display almost like a bullshof at Wednesdage.

Do we agree that cameltoe equals a huge turn on for dudes?

We love it so good. We love it you really?

Yeah.

And by the way, girls, you know when you spend all that time on your makeup and making sure your hair is just right for you beside the pool shot, Yeah, we don't even notice what color your hair is. We zoom straight in on the vad I know that. I know that's what you got for a little bit of spillage.

Now, he keeps see I'm not a fan of the moose knuckle. I don't like it.

Yeah, what do you mean?

I just don't like the.

Little bit more of a butt.

Guy.

I just like to I like zooming in on the badge, but I just don't like the seeing the knuckle of the moose.

Yeah, you're the same. I don't know what's wrong with it. If a girl wants to show off a beautiful vigiin who are you guys to stand in her way?

I'm not standing in a but I just prefer her wear that cuccini.

It's like a padded bra, you know when they go, you know, when you're banging a cheek and you go, keet your bra off and they're like no, no, You're like, yeah, you got it, I mean, and then the chicken filets come out, you think, and with another small titted chick who feels bad about her boobs. We don't care what boob size you've got, big, small, fake, not fake. We're in that. We're in there. Hang on, baby, let me get my kuchini.

I've had it on for a lot of very sweaty.

That's not that's not.

Do you have a kichini?

I didn't even know they existed. Actually, what is it like?

As we know, it's like a pad, So it's like a period pad maybe to stop the increase going in the center.

And I was meant to know what that was.

Yeah, Pete Pizza, good looking blow. He doesn't know those cavenouts looking.

Wait, I'm looking online.

They look hard. Are they hard? Are they hard or silicon?

It's just so we can't see your slit. Get over it. We want to see your slit.

Okay, need to ask Brontie her questions?

Here you go, Okay, let's go.

Let's make a question. We can win no, no, and exhaust. A mission control device on the car, which converts toxic gases to less toxic gases is commonly known as what.

Are commonly known as.

Yeah, that'll really help you repeating that the cataly converter, of course, sorry, the converter.

Of that.

But you guys don't even know what real nuts are. Like there's a whole heap of things in the car. It's very hard.

Do you guys really know that?

Or is it just everyone knows? Brooklyn's car doesn't have one, obviously because he's electric, so he doesn't have any. We'll dumb it down for you question too. Pencil, walrus and fu manchu are all types of what.

Manch walrus.

Pencil, pencil walrus and fu Manchu are all kinds of what times are you didn't even guess? I guess now times that they're all mustaches.

Like if you had a said handlebar in there, that might have been doing.

But I'm not here to make it easy.

A food manchu.

Manchu is the big long Chinese mustache, you know where they've got all pub at the end.

It's not good like is it? Is it all like product in the end.

No, I don't think the Chinese fumnchu mustache has got the product.

I reckon.

You're thinking the one where they twist they twist it. There's there.

Yeah, look at that. There's no way that that mustache does not have product in the ends. To keep it all together.

Not argue in fight just because you guys are losing. Question three in woodworking, Bronte In woodworking, what is a rotary tool used for.

To cut to.

Put the wood like a circular saw?

Yeah?

Like wrong, It's to cut and shape the edges and make pretty little grooves. Sorry, wait, what's the good.

It's not But she's not saying it is a circular source. She said, in the same way there's circular saw cut cut.

Certainly not the same way as circular saw cuts.

But if it.

Doesn't cut, it doesn't cut its shapes.

Can we start singing?

That's what I'm thinking?

Wow, Okay, that was.

Like cutting shape.

Like I'm like, hang on a second. Ella wants to say, what do you want, Lingers.

It is circular? She was right, just.

Because it's rare doesn't mean that it doesn't cut.

It does, so, can I add Pete got so much longer on his first question.

Yeah he did.

No, I didn't. I just said one week.

Second, I had like fifteen seconds.

I think before the time we should go to a time.

But he did.

You're right, hang on.

Firstly, it's not even like a circular actually cut like like a circlus like in shape, like you know, circular or just cut the woods straight in half.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah, it doesn't cut, its shapes, it shapes. Girls. Doesn't cut like in circles.

It trims the wood and the wood spins.

That's right.

But yeah, but he shapes it too.

Look, we're trying to get a route. We'd cave into you girls and just let you win, but we're not. We're yeah, the boy, the boy, the boy. Yeah, there's one tickets for you and down three friends because Travis Scott in the Circus Maximus to October. The rest of you can buy your tickets from live nation dot com dot are you you love Travis ebro enjoy p They're yours.

You and the.

Boy Yeah, Jack talk shit fight all night.

Well, boys, you are now on fifty six points and where on fifty seven?

Oh wow? Was that close?

Well it is because it was a tiebreaker the other day.

If you want to go for a shit, do it now, everyone, because we've got nothing good coming up. Just Cooper John's talking about sport, boring, Jaggio, David get and One Republic together a kiss. Continue Cooper John's in the sports chair rundown on what's happening around the world. What's exciting Olympic.

Yeah, yeah, I mean that's exciting for me.

It's coming to an end though, good on Sunday already.

It feels like it was only on for a hot minute.

Really, I felt like agent, it's been non stop watching people hurdle and run and fall and cycle.

Well, look, I've looked after you today.

I know you guys aren't into the S word sports, so I've made it into about.

The only thing that you guys really care about. Money.

Oh, I love it.

I know, I know you love money.

So this is the top five countries for if you come first at the Games, what they.

Give their athletes.

So if you get gold, yeah, do you get you get cash? You get? Yeah?

Each country gives they have an incentive for I didn't know Australia, Yes we do.

Oh I didn't know that.

Answers may shock you.

Oh I love this.

Let we go to a break go through the list.

Okay.

Number one, Hong Kong one on the biggest guest one point one seven million.

If you get a goal, you get that money.

Yeah.

How many gold have they got? How much are they having to dish out right now? I wonder can find out?

Can we google that? Google it?

Peter? You're listening, Peter.

I'm listening, Thank you, Crow, thanks but sel Yeah, okay, that's and a bit million.

Which is a lot.

Singapore is followed very closely. Second one point one four million. Wow, but they see that Singapore is not They don't get a lot. So I think they offer a lot money to train harder for four years.

Yeah, they haven't got a single medal.

There sounds quite safe to give that big luer.

Yeah, yeah, they could offer ten million. Number three Indonesia.

Indonesians are paying big money.

Four hundred and sixty thousand, a significant drop, big.

Drop of two golds for Indonesia.

Oh wow, yeah, Jesus, who's googling this is the facts?

Skateboarding? Thanks?

Number four Israel four hundred and ten thousand.

Oh, I haven't seen them on the board. One gold, nat says, one gold, one go.

I wonder if they're filthy what I mean.

I wonder if these countries who don't expect to win and they offer these huge prizes when they see their athletes.

Where we're going to get that from number five? This is my favorite.

Kazakhstan they off for three hundred and eighty thousand, and if you come first, three bedroom apartment.

They give you a house or apartment.

Yeah, but it scales down so silver gets a two bedroom apartment.

And Bronze gets a shitty studio, a one bedroom shanty at the back of Kazakhstan. That sounds love. Yeah.

And then this is where this is. That's the top five and this is where I. Australia finished quite low. They're only twenty thousand. Australia.

That's all we give it because we win so many.

We do a lot, we win a heat.

But I mean, the national debt's already right up there. Last thing we need to do is a big rewarding people that can earn money from neutra grain. One should the taxpayer pay when nutra gain wants them to run around.

With their local That is true week BIS and.

Sporting lovers that we bick USA fifty eight thousand.

That's all right because they win heat.

They win the most.

So yeah, they're won thirty gold. That says thank you.

But it's not just one guy at all.

No, but they have to give that money out, Yeah, thirty times over.

This is this is my favorite from this year though. The gymnast from the Philippines. He was gifted an apartment, colonoscopies, and free free Ramen for life.

It's like an Oscar's bag.

What do you get in apartment and free ass checks.

Free ass checks and free Ramen for life?

What's rama? You know?

The food noodles?

I don't know what that is. I've never even heard of it.

Never heard of rama.

A picture of Ramen on the It's like they have a.

Whole Raman restaurants. Is all you get is Rama?

Then I obviously don't go to those restaurants like that.

Have you never had that soup with the noodles and egg and stuff in it?

No?

I don't know.

I've never seen that ship. You have never seen that, never seen it, don't eat it, don't know what it is, never heard of it.

You wouldn't like that. I don't think either.

Yeah, look at that. That looks like a bowl of waste.

Yes, it is delicious though, yeah, and extremely good for you.

Is it? Well, I don't know about it.

I think I believe it is.

But then I wanted to show you in comparison something on your level.

Radio the radio industry.

So in comparative I did the top five salaries in Australian radio.

It just makes me feel uncomfortable.

So you guys, number one, would you like to know your salary?

Not really, thank you, I know what you think.

What are they It's a ten year contract for two hundred million?

Oh yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate. Actually, I mean that's actually I don't mean to be Jackie. You're going to take great offense to this. It's actually underreported.

I have to do radio.

I can't live with the line.

Well, I just I wanted you guys.

It's actually about another fifty million each. I'm just saying it is. I'm just saying, let's just cut through the bullshit and we get that because we're good at it. It is.

I think that second second is actually it was Hamish and Andy got four four million eats. They're not in radio now, but they were on four million each. Third down in Melbourne, fee fee feven Nick.

Yeah, what are they get now?

This is there's isn't actually reported on. But Fev was said to be on one point two million. Fife all that's said for hers end quotations was in the millions.

Now a million, Yeah.

That's two. I would think she'd be the highest paid. And then Nick, it just had nothing there, which.

I who's Nick.

It's the It's Fifee Fevern Nick. So he's the third one.

Nick's the bearded guy on the project every now and then? Is that him? You rang your looking gingery? Yeah, he's not. He is not bad.

Yeah, well I think And he gives paid nothing. Well they all get it, just didn't report.

That would be hard to believe.

No record, which they obviously don't negotiate together, which I find that's disgusting.

Work as a team.

Can I work as a team in the same direction?

Will and Woody There are a million annually to split together, so I don't know whether they split that fifty to fifty or the funnier one gets.

I don't know which funny one, which I think they're both equally.

There's the ball one that cries all the time, and then there's the other guy with the long hairs. He doesn't seem like he's crying, but he's very he's always really chim considerate. It is considerate, too lovely.

They're both lovely actually very emotional.

Yeah, and then this is my favorite, the wet Hanks, really lucky, nice guys.

Lucky the geek. When he worked out in Ballarat.

Yeah, he was pulling big money, wasn't he.

Well, he was pulling good ratings. Unfortunately the money didn't come with him. Fifty eight thousand, locky, is that all you were getting there?

Ballarat?

And the power am The money for a regional radio announce is not great.

Well, don't worry, Lucky. When I first started in Townsville, my first job, I had to take a pay cut from the homeless allowance so the government would paying me a homeless allowance. I took a pay cut for an eleven thousand dollars a year job to get my foot in the door at radio.

I took it ten great, wasn't it.

Yeah?

It was because you love the job, so you're like, yeah, okay, I'll take the ten grand whatever.

You're limited because people like me and Jackie there's not many other options. No talk shit for a living or be on the.

Doll Yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh no, I could have been.

Prostitute, probably right, could have been low end secretary.

I was a very good secretary, really yeah I was.

Would you have made more secretary what I'm making?

Secretaries don't exist anyway.

Even if I was Bill Gates's secretary, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.

She does all right, yeah, yeah, you do well.

And then I found one more thing for you, Carle. Now, we were talking the other week about.

Sports that you could do. Who were we were remember on the show and you were like and then Brooklyn made a horrible joke saying that you would do sumo wrestling, which I thought was really disrespectful.

Thank you, And then they said break dancing. Well I found something that you'd actually be really good at. Now this is the World Gravy Wrestling Championship.

Now this is interesting.

So there's a there's a video coming up on the big screen. It's in Lancashire, England, where two contestants they feel like a it's like ky j wrestling sort of thing. They feel like a giant pull up with gravy and then two people get in the middle and they wrestle until one of them loses.

But they all dress up.

It's just for women only or for men.

It's for all all genders. Everyone's accepted, doesn't matter what.

I'm not a fan of the gravy. Oh shit, that looks like that goinly died.

It's very exciting though, and it's it's really it's starting to pick up a lot of wins.

Gravy is it?

Is it going to be the new thing?

Do you reckon?

I don't know if it's going to paddle.

Yeah, By the way, paddle never even became. The new paddle came and went so quick. It was such a quick fad. Yeah, pickle people were putting pickle courts in the house. Yeah they're all they're all. There'res all finished now.

No, no one plays pickaball now. It was so cool for.

Like it was Yeah, thank you, thank you. It's good to a very long drawn out segment about nothing.

Check something if I can as well. Did you know the money that the Australians get for winning those medals is actually Gina Reinhart donates that so it's.

Gina that right.

Well, she doesn't seem to get enough credit for that.

Geina Ryanhart gets no credit for anything. Yeah, she's quite quite a wonderful woman.

No one talks about that. Well, okay, thank you Peter anytime.

Guys let me know, Yeah, let you know what anything you need anything to Geene is my new neighbor. By the way, fun fact for you down the farm down seems.

What, sugar daddy, have you gotten yourself?

Tina's brought up the whole town except for Peter's father's.

Farm.

So did you Why did she want to buy your farm?

Not sure, but we borrowed some of it would the other day, So thanks Gina.

To do what burned? Well, you don't borrow her?

Then does she?

Is she staying there, Pete?

Or she just yet? No? I don't think she'd be staying at that farm.

No, no, not next to Peter.

Birthday will up next if it's your birthday today, which is August nine, ring now thirteen one sixty five to win.

We all.

Okay, birthdays for today August nine. A lot of celebrities today. Becky Eric Banner, great Aussie actor. Oh yeah, he's six today. What about the glorious Whitney Houston. She would have been sixty one.

Oh love Whitney so much.

But she hit the crack pipe and drowned the device.

So sad, What a waste because she was a talent.

Yeah, very much, so one of the greatest of all time.

Absolutely, drugs are band come Yeah, crack is whack?

Is Bobby Brown still alive?

Yeah he's still alive.

Yeah, there's good. A lot of some surviving. Yeahh well, obviously not Whitney. No, not Whitney's daughter. That was horrible as well.

Did her daughter die?

Well, that's also of a drug overdose. Oh God in a bar. Transler and Kendrick is thirty nine. Michael caused sixty five. And this guy shouldn't even be famous. Is just a chef who dropped salt down his arm? Solby all the all the restaurants shut down. That didn't last long, did it? Who would have thought dropping sold down your arm wouldn't be able to sustain it? International franchise forty one and a failure. I do I like chefs, do you?

I've noticed you're not just you just don't think they deserve celebrity status.

Absolutely, you cook food and you're not even that good, and you're not even really doing the cooking. You got some poor gronkin there.

That's not true. I've seen the chefs that own these restaurants.

In their cooks, not really cooking.

Perry the other day behind the kitchen work wonder Bone. No, he's in there so you could see him. It was it was cooking. It was actually cooking.

He's so easily conned he was. It's a wonder. It's the wonder you've been taking to the cleaners by an Indian scammer. Seriously, with the bullshit you believe Brett has called in. He's a listener. Hirad forty years old? Have you birthday? Man?

Oh Jackio?

How are we very good?

Are you good?

I'm good, I'm good.

Okay. Do you want your Leo horoscope for today?

Oh? Yes, please?

And all Leo's out there, you are in a unique position to understand all sides of the issues Leo.

While this may give you. While this may give.

You a tremendous advantage over those who still have their head stuck in the sand, you know who I'm talking about, this knowledge also.

Gives you a greater responsibility to others.

You intuitively enough.

I know this one's shit.

You intuitively know what's best, and now you must find a way to bring others around and help them see it from your perspective.

Just don't be a dick about it.

That's what it says in the horoscope.

Say that.

Yeah, yeah, wow.

Any here's what that's about, Brett.

We don't we can't relate.

We know he can't relate eithern No one.

Can you relate to that by any chance?

No?

I don't think so.

It's a tricky one. Today.

I'm glad we introduced horoscopes. Some wonderf Channel sevens also thrilled about their horoscope.

I think they are, haven't they? Hasn't it been wildly popular?

Who have you heard that? From the Channel seven internal newsletter? Yeah?

I thought I saw a media report the other day.

Apparently apparently it has been popular.

What have they done? What do you mean?

Well, since the change of the horoscopes and the little skit at the end, it's been a huge thing.

It's definitely got positive media.

Yeah, yeah it did.

It didn't get I didn't see any positive media about the Friday night skit. No one, even though I watched it and I laughed all the way through it. I thought it was funny.

They're going viral like there.

But all the newspapers were hating on it. Yeah, no one liked it, they said in the news. But I loved it.

Well, I think the viewers liked it.

Toott.

Let's been your birthday? Will and get your pride.

Spinning that you like that? Name that chief spinner? Okay, number seven, Jackie? What's that one?

Yeah?

You won an in stacks mini lill play. It's a lee play actually install camera and smartphone printer, so it just captures and customizes and prints all your photos.

You wanted to like that? Very good ver?

Yeah, okay, Now you've got to pick a song. We've got this one. It isn't being chosen at the moment, Brad.

Because no one cools. Come on, they're all like racist haters. Jackie has chosen and I jay Z and Kanye West team and up with otis cashed America.

You get the gist.

Yeah, Sean Fraser filling in for Brooklyn while Brooklyn's away with cocks throats Brooklyn. Sorry, Sean, what do you chose? Yeah?

Well, I think we had a lot of fun yesterday, So I'm keeping up the emo pop punk vibes and Richard and famous.

Charlotte, I don't mind this. We're at your forty Were you an emo kid and a hip hop kid?

Yeah, back then.

I'm gonna have to go with sure Worried Sawney on a roll.

Brooklyn never gets chosen this much.

Because brook always chooses Homo European.

He does. It's the dance floor fillers in Europe.

Well down, A nice choice. Good Charlotte Brett, have a great birthday, my friend. Thanks a thousand dollars. Pop quiz is on the way. Kiss FM Morning Kyle Jackie weather wise having to look up the Eastern seaboard Sydney twenty one the top today bit cloudy seventeen for Melbourne to shower it to this morning the nice Sava Jackie's got some own news thanks to spinal ease dot com dot I used the world's greatest pillow.

This is hard to believe, but does j Lo set up her pap shots? That is a claim being made by Do you remember whitney Port from the Hills.

It's quite the quite the difference between those two celebrities, know.

But like whitney Port was on the Hills. She was the one that worked with Lauren, the main girl, and then Lauren chose to stay in la for Love whilst they sent Whitney off to Paris to work for Vogue.

Remember that it was a big storyline, okay.

And then Whitney got her own show in New York called The City, so.

She was tall like skinny.

Now she has her own podcast with her husband and what a fall from Grace. They were talking about spotting j Lo in the Hamptons and they swear she was setting up a pap shot. Really listen to what they said.

I'm pretty sure j Lo the other day was riding her bike to go get a scoop of ice cream for a paparazzi shot.

Don't you think that's what she was doing?

Like we saw a tri brillion.

Yeah, we were driving to the movies and I'll go in.

She was just there for the exterior, yeah, which, Like is that weird? Like she's already as famous as you can be, Like, why does she need to sort of stoke the flames of her own fame?

Se unnecessary? I know, but I feel like that's her vibe.

She's popped everywhere and she's always looking hot, And I think like her continually looking hot is what keeps the machine going, you know, I think some people are addicted to it.

No, but if I had, if I had j Loo's.

Money, well it would just be done.

Like we would just be on the beach.

But I wouldn't need to call the paps to get extra fucking attention.

No, do you know what I think? I'm looking at the photos? Actually, Okay, so she's riding this bicycle to go get an ice cream. Now she looks ridiculously done, you know, like she's look she's wearing the prettiest dress you've ever seen, beautiful ballet slipper. Everything she's wearing a little by the.

Way, bloke, swe don't like those ballet slippers.

Well whatever, okay, let's just stay on track. But she's wearing this. This whole look is a look, like an absolute look she's going for.

Why would Jaela ride a pushback to get a nice.

But that's the That's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense she's wearing this dress. You would never wear.

That dress riding a bike to get ice cream.

Eddie would ride.

It does look like it might, but I don't think she's called the paps or anything. She just knows the paps are always there. And I think she's gotten ready and thought, freak, guy, look cute. I'm gonna go out and get some shots because they know they'll follow me.

I don't think thinks like I don't.

Whitney is probably quite spot on with it.

It's possible, I.

Think so that Tailo's producing television.

But I only say that because the outfit just doesn't. It's not what she would ever wear to go and ride a bicycle.

You wouldn't see.

I reckon it's the bike for me, like she just I just couldn't picture her just riding a bike.

I know it's it's to me, it looks wrong.

Unless if Jlo lived or died. So I can't even think whether it's fake or not. I just don't care whether I don't feel that she would do it. Yeah, what purpose?

Because I think she thought I look amazing? Because she did.

She always looks amazing where she is, well, I don't know.

Like, yeah she does, but she looks particularly cute in this life.

I think that that's a revolting look, and I think that's not a great look.

She would if it's not your taste.

That's fine, But I think she would think that that looks amazing.

You think that she thinks that that might think she looks amazing, Well, that's worth that's definitely worth following up on. No, this might be a movie. How do we know these things are a movie?

You'd see like warms and stuff around.

The cameras where our camera is, you wouldn't know.

I don't think she's filming a movie in the Hampton's. I think she was just taking a little holiday because she got pep teeps in the Hamptons recently. I think she was just having a break. But yeah, I don't think she's filming anything anyway. Drake, you remember his song Too Good that he did with Rihanna. Anyway, footage is just so he fair still resurface of Drake back in the studio in twenty twenty two and he's on the phone to his mum and he's I don't know how this is even out there, but like he's asking his mum, Sandy.

You can hear she's asking, like, you know, she wants to know.

Does he feel like he keeps things too light in his song, like not going too hard because sometimes it's about x'es and.

This particular song about it.

No, they they're having a conversation about whether he how he writes about x'es in songs and this particular song. He does reveal that the X it's about is Serena Williams.

Oh. Was he with her?

Yeah, he was with her in twenty eleven, so it was quite a while ago. They didn't end well at the time, but they're friends now, so it's water under the bridge and he's just talking about writing a song with her in mind.

No, I get heavy on a couple of joys, but this is more about me and Serena. So I gathered that, but I wanted to make a song. Well, it's funny because when I make songs about women, I also make songs for them. So I know what kind of song to make. If I'm going to talk about them, I'll at least do them the justice of making them a song that they're like, yeah, okay. So I know I know Serena very well, and I know that she'll hear it loud and clear, but she'll also not hate me for it because it's lighthearted, you know, and seeing someone else I don't.

Know, Mom, the momth Mom's always asked, whatever, whatever, we're not talking about that I know.

And more details have come to light about the planned terror attacks at Tyler Swift's concerts in Vienna.

So they canceled all those concerts because of an incredible threat. They rounded up a few potential terrorists, but there were still others in the wind, so for safety for everyone involved, the whole thing was canceled.

And she said in the past that her biggest fear when doing shows is that there will be a terror attack, like Ariana Grande's constant in Manchester.

Right, the machine gun guy.

Wasn't it a bomb?

It was bombs? Yeah, getting confused the Lauren Order episode.

Yeah she was.

So she's just terrified to go on tour to keep everyone safe. Sure, but so more details have come to light about what exactly was planned at the.

Compos It was planned then.

So the main suspect, this nineteen year old, has confessed that what they were planning to do was use knives and machetes after driving a vehicle into the crowd waiting to get in. So first of all, they were I think there were several attacks, so they were going to target the line of people waiting with a park girls.

I know cold.

This is just makes me sick to my stomach at the thought of this going ahead. So they would drive into the crowd with the vehicle and then use the knives and machetes.

Just chop all the kids up.

And then the seventeen year old that was arrested.

He managed to secure a job inside working inside the venue, and he was planning to detonate a bomb. And then a third suspect was detained, a fifteen year old. He knew about the plans, but did not have any direct involvements.

So that's who are these people. I don't know what's their religious background, what's their motivation, because what you've noticed in the new woke world, you never even know what color someone is that's an offender that's on the run. They'll say a man with brown eyes and dark hair, and you think, well, I can see the guy on TV's black. No one's saying that.

I think they've released any information.

Is as Islamic extremist? Is this right wing lunatics they linked? Who are these people they linked one of them to isis?

Yeah?

I think oh they did?

Yeah, what a fifteen year old was seventy year old told I think, yeah, how do these people? You know? The Internet? The Internet is the ruiner of the world. Also fabulous for fun and porn and information. But can't someone actually get this shit under control so people can't be conned by lunatics somewhere on earth to kill people. But there's a lot. Why are all these people signing up for this shit? Where do you think it comes from?

I don't know. I don't know.

Obviously, I'm not inside their months. I don't know what's happened to them. I don't know what led to that. You know, that interest in wanting to do something all?

I know that if you are interested in terrorism, one, you're very dumb, the dumbest of dumb, like no education. It's just no morality.

That you want to ruin so many lives.

Yeah, for what for? What's the purpose? So sad?

Anyway, how great is that that was foiled?

Because for now that yeah, that was That's horrific to even think about.

And that could happen anywhere on earth.

Okay, so let's do the pop quiz because it's worth fifty grand today it is jackpotting because it's a Friday, fifty thousand.

I guess who's coming in for songbook today, Amy Shark Love Ames. Not only is she a fantastic Australian artist with a world renowned contacts, friends in the business, Australian idol judge, she's just a boss bitch. You know what I'm saying.

She is.

She'll be joining us for a songbeig book a little bit later. But the pop quiz is next.

Kyl Jaggio.

Kiss FM, Kyle and Jackie O's fifty thousand dollars pop quiz.

Five zero Okay, fifty thousand dollars to try and give away this morning every Friday to fifty thousand dollars pop quiz. Yes, he's great.

We have got Mark playing here is thirty five home Mark.

Good morning, sir, Good morning.

I cannot believe I'm through.

You are through? Where are you at? Mark?

I'm sitting as naked as the day I was born, in front of my computer, ready to clock on.

An Oh you're still working from home? Yes, sir, Oh you're lucky things alright? E?

Well, Mark, you know how this works. We've got sixty seconds on the clock. Every question you get right is one hundred bucks and then fifty thousand, jackpot if oil tend to write.

Good luck, my friend, It's all things to the sixty fourth TV Week Logi Awards. You can vote at TV week Logies dot com dot are you and watch the awards Sunday night, August eighteen on seven and seven plus. Here we go, my friend, good luck okay?

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The Laugh Out Loud Productions comedy network is owned by which celebrity Which ossie artist sings the song two Friends, Oh Ossie.

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Joaquin Phoenix won the twenty nineteen Best Actor Oscar for his role.

In which film The Joker?

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Which rapper had a two thousand and two hit with Hotton Here.

Nelly Yep Yeah?

On Which Victorian Island has this year's season of the Block been filmed.

It's an Island Ireland off Philip Pilot. Yes.

Franklin Clinton and Trevor Phillips are characters from which video game.

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It is all right?

You better than expected?

Yeah, you missed A couple of Austria is where Taylor's canceled Austria. Kevin hard owns to laugh out loud. Amy Shark, Who's on her way in now sings that song too. Friends in Grand Theft Auto five is what Franklin Clinton and Trevor Phillips they're on that. Well done, man. Wait, no, I'm playing Mark stay nude, my friend stay new Hey up next? Guess my fetish? Oh? I should have probably rethought that. I don't know what that means. What are we doing there?

I think comes in?

No, I think we've played this once many years ago. Someone comes in. We have to sort of like ask some questions to try and guess what their weird fetish is.

I'll be able to tell as soon as I look at them.

I think I will too.

You can tell a grub a mile away.

I can't wait to see what this person look like, what their vibe is, you know when they walk in the door.

So they come in, we guess they're fetish. That's the end of it.

And then we if we don't get it right, we can ask a series of questions to try and get there.

Okay, then put a steel. Then Amy's shark in life a fetish So I wasn't aware of this. Apparently Jackie's organized some fetish type to come in.

Yep, I have, and we have to guess what their fetish is. We can ask a series of questions.

Do you have any idea yourself or you've never seen them?

No?

Nothing, I know as much as you do.

Right now, let's bring the freaking everyone. Are you allowed to say freak? No? No, no, well, I don't know, come in, Blake.

Oh, the Jeffrey Daramond glasses on in the backpack.

I'm worried.

Yeah, what's going on is killing people?

Alex, you're like a very I'm so good at that. Okay, So Alex, how old are you?

Twenty seven?

You're real cute, but you got the whole Jeffrey Dharma vibe going on. So it's like it's throwing me because you could be into anything.

I feel you're one of those guys.

So what's the go here. We're going to ask Alex a series of questions and then figure out what he's Fetiship.

Do you have any ideas off the top of your head just looking at him. I'm going to go stuffed animals, like you're into stuffed animals.

Oh my god.

Let's ask some questions. Do you enjoy sex with women or men?

Women?

Women?

Yes?

And do you when did your fetish start?

How specific do you want to be?

Fourteen? Fourteen?

You discovered it by accident or you were someone taught you or showed you.

Few people were mucking around with something.

And oh it's something, so it does it involve an object?

Or it can involve an object? Yeah it can't.

And do you have to go to a particular location to do this?

No?

So it can be done at home.

So glory holes out? Yeah, glory you're not a gloryhole. Have you done the gloryhole?

I haven't.

No, No, that's not my cup of team.

And I guess I like to.

See you who's going to be on the end of it?

Yeah?

You want to guess already?

No, we keep getting We can guess as many.

Times as we Who knows how your rules go? It's a I guess.

Do you like when people dress up in nappies?

No?

No?

Okay, right, so not the baby thing?

Okay? Would you mind go there?

Because it involves an object and someone was mucking around.

When muck and at forwarding with a nappy?

Yeah, I don't know, do you do? You need other people for this to work. It can't be done on your own.

It can be done on your own.

But would you.

Get turned on if you just did it on your own?

Oh? You you like peeling on yourself for other people? Bat boy? Okay, it's my guess, is over?

Sure?

And feel free to jump in.

So you've got it's an object. It's not like you're in a bath doing this kind of thing.

Or yeah, not in a bar.

Oh you're doing that stupid movie that all the kids liked where they have sex with the dirt.

No, you're into necrophilia for I don't know.

You work at a funeral.

Homework radio, the funeral homeworkers.

I think that's against the law.

It is against the law.

If you could, but if you're cool, okay, and you would would would say myself if I did it, Like the average person, if they were faced with this, what would their reaction be? Would they laugh? Would they be scared? Would they be grossed out?

Probably grossed out?

Grossed out?

Oh here we go, we're getting close now, you're into winging, a pueing, definitely like something like that.

Closer, closer, we you're a human.

Puzzle. You drink it is.

It is a sensory thing.

It's a sensory tasting like that. It's a smell, a sight, a hearing thing.

You got it. It's a smell. It's a smell.

A you're a cupcaker. You're a fader. No, you're a crop duster. Not quiet ship. What's he doing?

Add to it?

Though?

Actually, if you because Jackie would would date, would ditch your husband or a boyfriend. If he got up on the couch and went to the kitchen and did a crop dust far past her on the couch, that's it.

I don't like that.

I do that on the regga homes.

Okay, it's not that.

It's not that.

It's something to do with eating, like you're eating something.

Well, yeah, are you eating it or smelling it? You're eating it?

You are eating?

No, you're not, you're smelling it.

It's not feces, it's feet.

You're a foot smeller.

Is a belly button linked or something? No, no, no, it's not feet.

No, you're you're a breath smeller.

Closer, dog dog feces what you're dry?

So I'm close with you smelling breath, yes, morning breath.

No, it's not that close.

I just feel it's around.

It's it's around the smell and the.

It's not spitting something or is it?

Is it we smelling urine smelling blood? You're a urine smeller, blood, panty smelling.

You're pa if you smell one of those dudes?

Do you steal pants from under do you still underwear from the clothes one?

I do the washing at home.

So like, do you have a golfriend?

Yeah?

Yeah, And like before you put a load in, you like to smell it all. Does she know that?

Hang on?

Hang on? She doesn't hang on. When you were fourteen, but we are smelling mummies undies. We were on Sundays. We are smelling.

It was like school camp and smelling other kids Sundays.

We were separating when you say it out loud quite at age twenty seven, Yeah, but that's what it's Yeah, yeah, ye.

Who was the first person's undis you got to hold on?

We don't know.

So we were in the like the boys area, and we found a pair and were sort of like, this is the most exciting thing I've ever had.

And then you just se smelled and I thought that that's for me?

And so what you put the undi right up to your face and get a big whiff in. Yeah, what's that do for you? Well?

I mean yeah, you got off on that.

Yeah, yeah, I mean I've done I've looked into it, because what have you?

What have you? Okay, what have you looked into?

What did you find? If you think why am I doing this?

Well I thought at first, I was like, why am I getting off on this?

Like this is everyone was like having a joke and a laugh, and I was like, no, I kind of like it.

Yeah, Peter, don't get involved yet. I asked you to bring your undies in your whole self. Oh sorry, would you smell into and Pete sundaies? Yeah, you would get I don't have to go to the bathroom. Get him off here. We haven't got time to muck around with all the walking. Okay, no need for the live audience, no need to yell out either. We're talking here. You're just getting nude.

What are those colored undies, Peter?

The free ones I got from the Marti grad Committee, the lime green?

Do that?

Do it?

For you, and so it's a pheromone.

How long have you had those undies on pete? The next morning?

Okay, so yeah, what did you find when you looked into it?

So the sort of like, you know, bodily fluids that people get buff and that sort of stuff.

Have a smell and hang on.

You don't smell men's unders, do you.

No, I'm a bit afraid of what you've got men.

You have a little wi a pizza, maybe you might. Maybe this is a thing. You don't have to get right into it. Just give me.

Yeah, it's quite warm.

Unfortunately, we can't do anything which may be considered a fetish or sexual act on the air, especially if the participant is not comfortable and does not consent to the air.

What is your name again?

I'm sorry, Alex, Alex?

Do you use sniff those or not? You're fine, don't feel pressured in any way.

I normally would do. Girls.

Yeah, yeah, and.

Give Pezze's pants back. Sorry, get your banger off.

You want to smell Jackie's I'm not volunteering.

That anyone else any other ladies?

Okay, everyone's saying no, So what a.

Bunch of bloody what pruits? We are with no fun did you bring Have you got the unders in your pocket?

I don't carry them around?

No?

So what about what's in that bum bag of yours? You sure that looks like it's full of undies? To me, it looks like it's It just looks like No, it doesn't look as much as protruding. It's like he's stuffed a whole dress in there.

No, it's just some keys and some wallet.

I don't know about you, Alex.

Sorry, Peter over there in the corner with your dick out, Thank you.

He's very committed, Peter.

Oh, he'll do anything to get on here, Alex.

Unlike all the girls here won't do shit.

I don't think you can make them feel bad Cole for not taking off their underwear. It's twenty twenty four, okay, do that. It's and find out about.

Your Yeah, so your missus doesn't know that you're sitting there sniffing her soiled underwear?

Do you find you?

I heard the segment on the radio. Nice, I hadn't heard Andy sniffing yet.

And it's only your partner that you do this with.

I've I've at the moment right, I've dabbled in purchasing once, purchasing.

The Japanese ones.

Yeah, they smell good smell. There's a reason that three hundred bucks? Yeah, so much you paid?

Yeah, well how do you even know? You like, did they send you a picture of the.

Girl or not?

Yeah, but it's just you know, it could be anyone smell.

Really, it's something to do with smell. Yeah.

Yeah, is that how much you're willing to pay once?

Yeah?

I did that once.

If you're to goad once, you're still known forever.

As if you were.

Going over to a friend's house party, would you quickly sneak into the launch.

I wanted to know his mats place going through the laundry basket. It's little.

It feels a little like cheating if I did something like that, does my girlfriend? Now I've got a yeah, stick to one.

You got moral? So he was right, a real darma vibe under sniffing seems like a nice fella like good look and blow.

Yeah, there's nothing the farious about I don't or anything like that.

It's well, you know, anyone using big words like that around, we don't know what the fair stiff and the farious love and word big long word salad, blow.

And the fetish has never evolved.

It's sort of like, you know, you said, what.

Where do you go from there? Up in the salad.

With the scuck with the smell.

So you're a discharge man. You love a bit of discharge grassed times make the world go arounds.

Fascinating and that's very cool coming on and I'm just going, yeah, that's my fetish.

Okay, that's quite the compliment You've given him. How cool he is sniff and undies on the sly behind his wife's back in the laundry.

Go on, coops, Hey, I wanted to ask, do you sniff the front of the under or the back?

It's more like the sort of like the four the middle, like the couch. Yeah, yeah, that's.

Good. A question. I have a question.

Do you prefer them like after the gym or anything, because sometimes that's when they say it smells the nicest.

Yes, So if it's normally like it's not the sexy underwear, normally it's the gym underwear that I'm normally So after three or four days after the gym and I'm doing the washing, that's that's probably when they're at there.

Do I dare ask what about the ladies time of the month, I must get you you avoid that.

Yeah, so if.

You see a little stain there, you're like, nah, not.

As bloodstain, but any other stain.

Yeah, the other stains.

Do you ever scratch it and sniffer? More to that?

Scratch scratchcratch on the thing?

Isn't you do that?

Oh?

Bruno has got a question?

Yes?

Is there a big difference in odor profile between men's and women's undies.

I've only done women's.

I fe alway should bring about bring paper and I could describe what about speram?

It's no longer a fatish take your close off again. That's for science.

Yeah, for science. Now, for science can tell what race a woman is by smelling her undergarments. No, so you're not the real skill at it. I'm not a If I gave you a pair of black women's undies and a Middle Eastern women's undies, and an Asian woman's undies and a white woman, would you be able to put them in order?

I don't think so.

Okay, here's pets undies you.

I'll do it for science.

Have you got nothing?

Okay?

Okay, for science. This fellow, the under sniffer, is gonna sniff Pete Sundays the first time he's ever sniffed a man's undies. When you're ready under sniffer. Look the way he does it, he.

Doesn't you look like a Somelio where you're sniffing wine. You're really you're pondering the smell.

What do you get the hints of what are you getting there?

And it's definitely stinky.

It's stinky gross? Is it disgusting?

But I've also seen Pete now so.

A little bit. You prefer the unseeing smell.

But also I don't think there's a worn in enough.

It's only like a few hours since he's had them on.

Yeah, yeah, Pedro was here.

There was a washing detergents us.

Three days and that you'd love that.

That's what.

Yeah, so you need to wait a little while.

Have you ever smelled your own undies?

No?

No, no interest, no need. Is there anyone here? Look around the phone him? Is there anyone? Not that they have to, but do you see anyone? You think I'd love to smell her undies? Anyway? What's that? Shot? Out of luck? Girls? Ship you girls? It's hard in the day world.

Wow?

Really sorry, no good? I told you girls, no good, just throwing a bit of lipstick on, putting your hair back in the pony tell an effort's required. While I'm not why what's wrong with them?

It's not that, it's not it's not dirty enough.

What do you mean?

That's what?

Do you want to? Really?

Vanilla?

Everyone really too done up?

What do you like?

Well? Dirty? Yeah, filthy?

After the gym.

Junkies, junkies, we smelled, junkies.

Underes haven't smelled.

That would be wreak. That would wreak, wouldn't it the undies the junkie do you reckon? There's like two?

Oh, that would be good. Can't be the stink here? The better?

I think?

So it is.

That's right, that's not my cup of tea. How are you sitting there eating French fries, Jackie, in the middle of this. I don't understand. The guy is an under sniffer and you're just shoving chips in having just a little convo. Well, thank you, under sniffer. It's fascinating to you. Seemed like quite a normal person except for that.

I mean, Jackie, I might be I don't know what, eating eating some chips during this That might be you think, do you.

Think i'd be it'd be my thing because I'm not grossed out by it.

Have you ever smelled under Jackie, and don't lie? Have you ever smelled your own? Yeah?

I've smelled my own. I think it's a couple of times here and there before.

I don't know.

I'm sure we all have at some point. What are you doing, Peter?

What are you doing back in here? And you want to.

Oh no, I don't no, no, no, no, it's not my thing.

I said, as Jackie sniffed her own undies. She shockingly said, yeah, A couple of times, I.

Reckon I would have, haven't we all? Maybe?

I don't know, not for fun, maybe dirty or not.

That's what I'm referring to.

Are all your clothes just on the floor. You don't know what's doing and what's cleaned?

There have been. It's when I unpack a suitcase, I think and I go, wait, did.

I wear these to keep them in to do it? Yeah?

Yeah, that's what you would love.

I just just hand it all over to you the laundry and you can figure it out.

Why are you not into them? But we're with them?

With them? Well, you smell them and then you go in to town on yourself.

That's right.

You don't wipe out with the enderes. I've got no more questions.

I'm done. I'm done.

No, you mean you've got no more questions.

Yeah, thank you Alex.

Thank you guys, thanks for having me.

I okay, well yeah, it's.

Not the worst thing with it. It's interesting to meet people who different in the different things.

Yeah, exactly, And I like that, like it's good to all into different things. Don't you think you've got to be nicer to be nice?

But it was just a little nice.

Thank you, Alex.

Thanks Alex, sniffer.

We'll get you on again if we've ever got an UNDI sniffing requirement. Man lovely to me.

Thank you.

Bye?

Have you do you sniff and his hold? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they're clapping that guy.

I don't know why they clap everyone who comes and goes.

From here, clapping people on their way out.

And he didn't want to sniff any of their andes.

No know, but that you know why. I think that's because you look too clean.

A compliment that would be the reason you look too good.

Brick what he's such a brick to the girls here.

Honestly, girls here are fine. I get along well with all of you girls, right, whatever your names are, right, we're all friends here, We're all friends. I don't care about that shit. Not here to lick ass take guy, won't even sniff your undies. Get your question. Splitter Steel is up next. If you want to play thirteen When I was sixty five, Kyler and Jackie os Split Splitter Steel voting back for the sixty fourth Tivy Week LOGI Awards Good luck watching that Channel seven and seven plus Sunday, August eighteen for the Big logis always a fun watch.

It is always a fun watch.

Oh, Splitter Steel Today. Normally you guys would bring up we'd play the game people lie and no one, no one never wins. It's stupid.

So we got so sick of it in the end.

So we've said today Check and I will play against each other. He helps you listeners can't seem to figure out how to share and be kind to each other.

It's the last one, so we're doing it. You know what, We're going to put each other to the test. And here's the twist though, right, so obviously if we both choose split in the conde of silence, grandeche Kachin, and if one of us steals and the other splits, that person will get the five grand to themselves. But our twist is it we both steal in turn, Pete gets the five grand. So it's an added incentive, Kyle, not to screw each other over.

Have I ever screwed you over ever in a game like this? Yes? Not in a game in life?

No, But this is a game, and I don't trust you necessarily in this game?

Is that lovely? After twenty five years rock solid friendship?

Is why I added the twist of interurn Pete, just to heighten the stakes.

Well, let me tell you, I'm more than happy to please, so am I? I? Do you know me? Right? I don't even need the money?

No, I don't. So that's why it's like, why would we steal.

More than that in my pocket?

So?

I don't care about money that much. Don't get me wrong, I really like money. I don't worry whin, I don't worry about like this costs this that it doesn't bother them. It used to used to stress me out. I'd had cars repossessed, I was kicked out of houses, eight out of the bins.

But I feel like that part of you still exists inside.

It does.

And so for every dollar that is up for grabs.

I'll take it.

You take it, you know, and I motivated by money in life.

You'd pick a dollar coin up off the ground if you walk, I wouldn't. I wouldn't pick it. I'd pick a five up, but five or a bus.

But if I found five thousand dollars, I would not keep it.

What do you mean?

I would hand it into the police.

I would such a loser. Why would you so if you found a briefcase two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, Oh my.

God, I'd be terrified that the mafia would come after me. So no, I'm not keeping it.

No, definitely, only person in the world, No, it would.

I don't believe, Locky the geek. What would you do if you found a briefcase of two hundred.

And fifty grand would you give it up? Or would you keep it? No?

I'd do the right thing and I'd hand it in.

There you go, What a flop. You're such a disappointment in life, Locky.

Do you think I should split the money with Kyle? Do you think he's going to split?

I trust your relationship enough to think that you're both split.

Yeah, okay, good suckers born every day.

Oh well, does that mean you're to steal?

I don't know what. You don't know what I'm going to do. How would you know? Would anyone else if you found the money? Would you keep the money, the turn fifty grand? Would you keep it?

I'd keep it for sure, keep and I'd have a plan straight away of how.

To wash it.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you come to me, no worries. I know people who know people who wash things, cars and stuff.

It's like when remember the cocaine bricks were washing up.

On the Yeah. Yeah, and a lot of every weekend I was at the beach, look and look and look at but a lot.

Of discussion about where the head off.

What would you do? Would you keep the would you keep the kilo coke if you found on the.

Beach, No, that's definitely drugg you'd sell it. That's mafia stuff.

I reckon Marfa.

If we're talking, I'm with you bricks, Yeah you're not.

You don't mess with that.

As if you guys haven't seen a killer coke before?

Yeah, I see it. Every haven't never once seen a kilo of coke. Ever. Okay, Kyle, let's just do this all right.

You want to go off silence? Okay, I'm by everyone. I'm going to the con to silence.

Okay, he's off enough with the theatrics. You aren't here.

Okay, good?

What do I do?

What do I do?

Oh my god? Okay, I'm going to choose to lock in. Split.

Okay, I'm splitting the money. I'm trusting that he will split because I.

Don't think intern Pete should get it.

Okay, locked it in, Oi, Oi come back, come back, here we go. I've locked in my answer. Okay, what do you choose?

Just don't disappoint me, don't don't do the dirty on me.

Okay, bring the cone of silence down over Jackie. I will be locking in. So take all this money or that should I I can't do it, not to a woman. I'm so. I know people think I'm an asshole, but I'm very soft when it comes to ladies. I think it was because I'm a mummies boy and you mum, and I ran away from dad and stuff like that as a kid, and I used to see her cry. I can't, I can't. I don't like disapeoning disappointing women in bed. Sometimes you know, every now and then you have a bad run. Okay, maybe sometimes more than every now and then. I'm locking in split slits. What a pussy? What's wrong with me? Bring it back?

Here?

She comes here, she comes here, she Hey, welcome back.

That tooks so long.

I was talking it through.

Okay, how do we do this because there's no host?

Pete you host? Gooding everyone.

Thank you, Peter, so Carle at your time in the kind of silence was quite the experience you talk it through.

Would you like to tell Jackie what you did?

Yeah?

It go?

What did you split? What you do? And Jackie did you split?

I split two split?

So proud? What a woman. I knew I'd trust my gut. I knew i'd do the right thing. So there we go.

Oh good.

Now do we need the money? Probably not. Just give it away to some people on the phone.

Yeah, I take this.

First caller, Brandon, how are you? Yeah? You have two hundred sorry, you have two thousand, five hundred dollars. I'll give my share to you. Jackie, you pick someone, you pick someone, give it to that.

I got NICKI Nick Hi, man, Hey.

We love you too. You are we going to give you the two and a half grand?

Yeah, two and a half grand? So much whatever, We don't care, Okay, we haven't got time for bullshit, all the all the fiending and the fainting. Think we're over it here. We know we're good.

That's nice that we ended it on a split and people actually got more.

Look how disappointed in you would be disappresed.

There was a comment that Jackie, mate, you just didn't want me to have the man?

What did you what were you contemplating?

Well, he needs to move out of home, he's been broken up with his grandma, died a situation, diary's.

Got all his sam But I think the listeners deserve it more.

You've actually got a job, so you should.

Be okay, guys. Amy Shark will be in.

She's going to sing songbook, So it's going to sing a song that's not hers that resonates with her from her past with the Kylo Jacio songbook fall Love. I love this such a great songwriter. Yeah, I know, Gab classed as an EMO.

I don't know if emos like even around anymore.

Pretty for an email, She's got the lipstick, the lip glassy Eyeliner. I bet she's got emo in and though she would have been an.

EMO probably at some point.

I love.

Every song of hers. I love We'll get her on in Live Next.

To Kiss, JAGGIEO, Jackie O's sun Book.

Amy's got a brand new album out called Sunday Sadness, a flashback from her EMO days. Amy's Shark. Hi honey, he to.

See you, so good to see you.

Guys. Are what have you been doing? Are you still living on the Gold Coast or have you moved around? I heard you were selling that place.

I'm in between.

Yeah, I have you got an agent?

I know you recommend anyone.

Well, you know, I produced a TV show, Lux Listings. They've got all the great houses.

Don't you freaking I should have hit you up early on.

She should have got me on.

Yeah, okay, we'll talk after this.

And how is that you still with the husband?

Yeah? We're hanging in there.

Good.

Yeah, you know, here's a right for the first one.

Yeah. See, Jackie has been through a few husbands, couple.

Yeah, I'll talk to you after two.

So the new record, the new record, it's fabulous. We love every song you put out. What's the what were you thinking when you put this record together, were you in a good place? Were you in a lovey dovey thing? Were you in an emotional mood? What are we going to hear?

Well?

I feel like people still. I think people are only just starting to work me out. And and like obviously all my songs aren't from like yesterday or last month. Even I'm like in a sweet spot in my life where I can look back and reflect on a lot of things and I just cherry pick parts of my life that I obviously haven't gotten over or yeah, still thinking about digesting. So I'm just I just love that I get to as a job just put together a bunch of songs and put records out.

And that's how I that's how I do it.

How did you know you were a good songwriter? Because a lot of people write songs and most of them are shit? Yeah when did you realize, actually, I'm I'm pretty good at this? Like where did? Where did you get confirmation from?

I think?

Was it when Shearon decided to write songs with you?

Was there was essentially?

Was that a giveaway that you're pretty good?

Yeah?

I mean obviously no one told me that that I was any good for so long apart from friends and family, and that I'm pretty down to earth exactly, So I know I know that. Like I had the conversation with myself, like am I any good? The thing is, I just loved it anyway, so it didn't it didn't really matter. But the people I had in my life, like my partner, like my boyfriend at the time, he's pretty cutthroat, and the fact that he didn't give.

Up I was to be honest with him.

Yeah, he's still very honest with me that. I think. That's why. I remember watching that video of you guys going.

Through the songs together what happened, and it was just brutal was saying.

Yeah, he got so much hate from so many How do you let him talk to you like that? I'm like, because it's a real relationship. And I talked back to him.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, it was.

You cut out all your bitchiness out of.

That made him look a lot.

He's super honest about the whole pro and he understands it.

You know, he's in the business as well.

Yeah, so you know there's like bits where I'm like, you know, he's like, well, you can't say that, like you want to. They're going to put it in. If you say that you want it in, they're going to not say no to you, right, And people say no to me sort of all the time. He's like, oh no, they don't like.

They tell you what you want to. Hear like, yeah, it's true.

Yeah, actually pointed out something of interest, you know, Bruno my manager, Well, you pointed out something to me that you wanted me to bring up with Amy, and I said, I didn't feel comfortable.

I'm happy to bring it up because you know when you guys, when when you guys doing all you're judging stuff, I just kind of walk around aimlessly behind the scenes and chat to like the production assistants and stuff like that. And they keep on telling me that out of the three judges, Kyle's like the best one to work with and is and wondering it's not a.

Little bit of honesty to Amy opened up the honesty.

Doors Amy doing to get them off side.

Amy is not difficult, and neither is Marsha. They just prefer me.

Behind and the way you just brought that up, Amy wanted to bring this up.

I didn't feel comfortable, but go ahead, Bruno, what was it you said about it.

Because I wasn't comfortable doesn't mean it can't be sat.

I always want my songs played, so obviously you're the best, the greatest style.

Do you know how much bullshit people in this industry?

I don't. We have a friendship beside the judging and the music. You're a good ship. But like it's hard to like, I'm not.

I can't believe I have your number.

I text you like when it it was like a few weeks ago, and my friend was like, how do you have Kyle's numbers?

Only about ten people in the whole world have it.

I felt really privileged. And what do you guys? Texted? Shall are about?

Just nudes?

What I.

Picked you as a nude center?

Yeah?

Yeah, I'm joking.

I'm the girl at like gym class where I wait for everyone to leave the pool.

Yeah, oh really us? You're so tiny.

You've always been tiny, right, You've never had problems with weight. I'd imagine you because like someone like me who goes up and down, I always look at girls like you who have always been tiny and wonder like because like when you do lose some weight and you get into shape after being overweight, kick out of it.

But that's what I ask can.

Be you can feel a bit floppy, like you can be right, you can be.

Like I've I definitely know when I'm like, I'm on now, I've.

Been to the gym. Yeah, you're feeling good.

Yeah, I feel like I've got energy. I can feel muscle building.

And that's the You've never had to go on diets or anything like that.

I feel like I'm not asking.

You can look at it.

I have to, like, like any like woman, you.

Need to like watch layoff for the crap that I used to enjoy.

Did you used to eat cheesels? Girl?

I was pretty bad, like I would like.

No, I'm a savory person, so like burgers, sausage rolls. Yeah, and I'm I'm probably the worst musician.

A lot of musicians are very healthy.

I'm still macas, I still drink I still you know, I still.

Love all the soils.

Heroin, Yeah, a bit of heroin, all of it, well, everything in small doses.

Yeah. Marsh is going on idol.

She's great, right, she just came in the other day. She's so nice. I don't know, are all great on idol?

She's so lovely. And then like the cameras will stop rolling. And I don't think anyone knows how gnarly she can be.

This has just att Yeah, you've got the wildest stories.

She surprises you.

Doesn't see what she says because on TV she's like, yeah, you do.

Your best girlfriend, like, yeah, do that on TV. I's going to sing a song with a song. But before we get to that, Yes, songs from your past. You're going to sing us the new song, which is called gone. Is this a message to your husband doing here? What's gone?

Gone is Gone? Is a song that I wrote in the heat of the moment. And even though it sounds romantic, A lot of my songs may sound romantic, but they weren't written with a romantic person.

Is there an undertone of what happens in this song? What is it? It was in the heat of a moment. What was that moment? I was just disappointed? And just how long ago was this? This is like the current partner or an old boy.

Look, by the time the song comes out, nothing's really Yeah, everything's like in the past any like everything with the whoever?

What do you do?

Yeah?

What happens? Stop grilling me? Guys, so much trouble to everything's a breeze until I get into this room and then I'm like, okay, I tell you everything out and I get myself and I tell you what you play the song live.

And we'll out in the middle of it.

To say that the way I play it live is so different to how.

It Yeah, so this is this is really pulled back, so pulled back.

This is how I wrote it. This is like this was basically off my iPhone.

Correct.

Okay, so we're going to hear that and then we'll grill you at the end based off the lyrics.

We're here.

People can ring up and actually guess thirteen when I was six five if you want to guess who Amy wanted? Gone, Okay, and get over there on the on the little pedestal Amy Shark Live. Here we go. The song is called gone Here it can't morning.

I slept like hell last night. Think bout what you said.

Please do not.

Promise me anything again. Maybe I'm paroid. If I am your tube blame.

Please never promise me anything again.

Now it's gone.

Everything we built together gone, all the memories we made are gone.

What you said to me, tell everyone you're dead to me, gone.

Gone, Gone, Your friends will want to know what happen to that girl.

Constant reminders allround lou world. And don't you look back and say you would have done things differently.

It's all over now.

Between you and me. Now it's gone.

Everything we built together gone, All the memories we made are gone.

What you said to me, tell everyone you're dead to.

Me, gone gone gone.

Now it's gone, even your dark blue sweater, even though we both said forever gone. What you said to me, Tell everyone you're dead to me, gone, gone, gone.

And it's hard to fill the space.

Sometimes I miss your face.

Go and try a place me.

Gone.

Everything we built together gone, All.

The memories made are gone.

Where you said to me, tell everyone you're dead to me.

Gone gone, gone.

Yeah, it's gone, even your dark blue sweater, even though we both said forever gone. Where you said to me, tell everyone you're dead to me, Gone gone gone.

Amy Shark Live with God. An announcement to make about your marriage or something that sounds like the marriage is over.

I knew i'd be in trouble. Oh my God, when you when you that's pretty good? Is did you end up leaving that person?

Yeah?

It was a break, it was second Yeah, God, what an emotional story.

Whatever it was, it was big.

Very relatable thing.

Big happened there. Yeah, I just I mean, I just it was.

It was good timing because I capitalized on exactly how it's feeling, and it's not every time you feel something you have a moment to.

Pick up the guitar and yeah, like I can imagine if you're feeling that way, like disappointed, let down, heartbroken, that it would be so therapeutic cathartic to pick up a guitar and just start singing those kind of things for you.

Because that would be the most hideous voice.

That's why I try not out everything like about it, because I did that with Love Monster, because I really, I really did sort of embrace that feeling of Oh I wrote the song, now I feel good. Yeah, I forget about how you feel about it. So I went hell for leather, not knowing what I was even doing as a musician.

And everyone, you're all teared up now, like is that still burning? Whatever?

This?

Whatever?

This?

No, No, your eyes are.

No, I've been all up all night when, oh my god, stop it. No, I'm not I'm fine. I wrote it ages ago. I obviously like everything I'm okay to put it out otherwise.

Order it out.

Yeah.

But you when you write something in the heat of the moment and then you've cooled down, and then months later everything's fine, and then that person now has.

Hear it on the radio, what are you doing?

Yeah, So that's tricky because like in our situation sometimes we might have a partner and we're like, oh ship, we said too much on air, and and that's kind of in your case with songs.

Yeah, totally.

But this is why you guys are the best because you get you don't come in here and get out of it easy.

Yeah.

Sorry, So I was like, you know, walking here like kind of sweating because it's yeah.

You just never know.

It's either asking about your sex life or really delving into the music and the songs.

Did you guys have good makeup sex after this obviously catastrophe in amazing?

Yeah?

Okay, Amy, stick around because no stick around because we're also doing songbook, which is where you perform a cover of a song that was in a time in your life. Where so now that when you hear that song, you go, oh my god, that takes me back to this moment.

For me, it's Uncle Cracker you know that song.

Follow Me, Follow Me Come? What does it take on?

I don't know. I just remember driving to a tunnel and that came on. I burst into tears. It was like twenty years Oh, I think why why? Yeah, and everyone's got this song. I'm gonna get you don't know how you met me? Oh no, you can't turn around and see good bad and hold.

This guy and swim through you like a fish.

In the deeper. And that's do you have one? Jackie give Caroline, you know, don't give a shi It's not for me, it's not I've never been on the hammer.

I was trying to think what the backstory was for this. Yeah, that's what it is.

Yeah, it's not about what Uncle Cracker is feeling. It's about what Uncle.

Crack yeah yeah, yeah.

So what are you going to do?

What's We will come to that in a second.

Surprise it's a.

Surprise, and we'll chat to Amy about what time in her life this was, what was going on, what it means to her, and then she'll perform a live great what a structure.

You guys are like professionals now.

Yeah.

Second, while we moved to the new studio where.

Click Amy Shark well with her Don't Go Away Friday, Here a Kiss.

Kail and Jackie O's sung book.

Amy's going a brand new album out called Sunday Sadness, featuring single Beautiful Eyes, Can I Shower at Yours? Which was always a sass song, and the new one Gone. We've just heard that. Now Amy is going to sing a song from her past for the Kyl and Jackio song book. Yeah, that means something to you, a song that the rest of us may know or.

Love, and there was in a time in your life that meant something or brings back memories.

So what song and what did it mean to you? I love that you guys are doing this.

This is awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah, So Tracy Chapman, which has is fast car.

Luke Combs has.

Obviously done his version, which I love as well. But I just the first time I heard her voice, I just I didn't even know what the song was really about.

It was just so you didn't realize.

Well, no, it was just that sound and the guitar and the melody was so sad but comfort and it was on a few surf videos.

So when I think about it, I just think about being in.

High school and Were you a surfer?

No?

By dated surfer? So did I?

So we went because like we're Queenslanders.

You you missed the genital.

No, I didn't get any STI dodged them. So you hung around surfers? How old were you?

I would have been like around the era of hearing this song. I would have been like sixteen seventeen.

Okay, So I can totally imagine what your life is.

It's just like mine back then.

You have black lipstick and stuff? Or were you emo or what were you doing?

Surfer girl? Like but not surfing, but hanging around obviously surface couldn't escape it.

Like living on the Gold Coast, everyone was either a skater or a surfer.

Yes, And which.

Which which part of the Gold Coast did you hang around? Which is which end?

Southport? I was a Southport high.

Okay yeah, but then we all hung around sort of like you know, burly.

Burly, you were burly watcy. I was like right in surface, power taken and surfers all the time. Yeah, like that was that was the real gauntlet.

Yeah, I know, And like how sit out the front of McDonald's and stuff all that bourbon bar? Yes, did you skate skateboarder as well.

No, no, I never skated. I've only just taken up skating to be honest as.

A grown woman.

Yeah, and why not.

Well, my my nieces and nephew are getting really good at it at Olympic veltually Arissa, who won gold. My little niece, Pixie, trains with her.

And now she's a go. So were you when you were during this time? I remember reading my diary.

From when I was fifteen. You're all of those people that wrote things did I did?

I never wrote a thing, no evidence on my mind.

Carle read it out recently, you wouldn't believe how fickle I was with boys. Yeah, one day I was in love with one, and then the next it was someone new was at you as well.

Well, it was funny.

I was talking about this with my friend who did the same, wrote everything down.

Her mom read it, and I go, oh, that's nothing.

I went.

I took it to another level. I filmed everything, Oh yeah, and then.

I would get like a get blotto in the house and then I'd forget that.

I put the video in so it's ready for them to disput. Oh no, or your escapes. Yeah.

While they were away that week, we had to stop reading Jackie's diary when I read a part where she was at a house party with other teenagers and woke up with something in her hair after she was drunk that she thought might have been glue. Jiff, Oh, jiff, that's right, not.

The do you know? I haven't read that diary until.

Now when I look back on the probably wasn't jiff?

I am like, what the freak happened there?

But anyway suppressed a job that under the but not not no, we're thinking about really I was blacked out.

So I don't know something about Mary oh Man.

I don't know, Amy, I just don't know. But anyway, look at.

You now, jack Look at me now?

Who knows where should be exactly?

So okay, so fast car Tracy Chapman, your cover of it taking us back to the Gold Coast day.

Can't wait whenever you're ready.

Jamie Shark with the Kyle and Jackie. O.

What's the songbook?

Here? The songbook? Amy? Take it away?

You got a first co I got it to get too anywhere.

Maybe you make a deal.

Maybe together we can.

Get somewhere any please better started from Zurugu and nothing to lose? Maybe we'll make something me myself a gun, nothing to prove.

You got a fast car.

I got a plan to get us out of here, but working at a convenience store. Managed to save just a little bit of money. I won't have to drive too far, just across the border and into the city. You and I can both get jobs.

From the sea.

What it means to be living.

You got a fast car, so fast enough so we could fly away.

We gotta make a decisions, leave.

Tonight to live and die this way way way.

So when we were driving driving in your cars speeds so fast, But like I was drunk city night, say before, I'm so nice to running around my shoulder and hide. I had a feeling that I had belong. I had a feeling ook be someone, be.

Someone, be someone.

See moment's got a problem with the bottle.

It's the way it is. And his body too old for working.

It's body's too young to look alikes.

My mom went off and left him one on more from life, and he could give us and somebody's got and take care of him.

So I quld school. That's what I.

You got a.

Fast car, you cruising and.

It's aint ourselves still ain't.

Got a job that will work.

If the muggt is a check out girl, I know things will get better.

You'll find work and I'll get promoted.

And we'll move out of the shelter by a bigger house and live in the suburbs.

So when we.

Were driving driving in your car speed so fast, but like I was drunk, city lights, lay out boards and you're up so nice, wrap around my shoulder and I hey, I got a feeling and belong by feeling.

Piece of piso piso.

Wow, Amy's Shark? Everyone?

How good?

Sa you like that? Amy Shark going fast car with the kyl and Jack here songbook this morning here at Kiss FM. Wow, Ames, thank you honey. Wow, very good. Okay, enough of milk in it? Okay, Hey, you're real good guitar too.

I know.

Well there's a little story behind this guitar. Yeah, so it was a gift from Russell Krobe. He actually made it.

He like made he made that guitar.

Yeah, must have a lot of time watched the hell.

Is there anything he can't do?

Yeah, it was he made it from from scratch.

Well, he worked with this guy Tim o'deya, who's I think New Zealand based and I can't tell you.

He's given me all these booklets about the wood, how.

It was put together, and wants to read the book.

The scratch on the guitar, which is just under the sort of where you where you strum is shark skin is it? And there's a little tiger sharks sort of in built into the well put into the back of the world.

Yeah, that's amazing. And what's with the shark?

Like, let me guess Russell caught that shark with his own bare hands killed.

It's the gladiator man.

Yeah, he's gladiator. He's a pretty very generous, isn't he he is? Yeah, that's very thoughtful and kind.

And I was like, really, I didn't want to take it onto it and he was like, yeah, no, you must take it everywhere.

And I was like what a pain handle is? Like you know, so I'm petrified traveling with it. But it's such a worth a lot of money.

Do you think it's I think look it's about like I think it's just over ten grand geez.

He put the price on it.

Yeah, I was just I was asking him because I was getting inputs put.

Into it, trying to sell it.

Yeah, I'm trying to get it on.

Yeah, put it. Oh my god, what is the live music scene going? Is it tough going out there or are you doing okay?

I mean I feel like I'm one of the lucky ones, but it's it is hard, Like you know, I think everyone's still struggling after COVID because so many internationals are our touring, so all US Aussies are like, yay, you please come to my show.

Yeah, but no, I.

Think if an international artist comes to Australia that the right thing to do is to put a local artist as the opener or do you think that they can do whatever they want?

I think they should. I feel like it's not the worst idea in the world.

Yep.

Yeah, I absolutely think they should be supporting every country they tour a showcase and for them to get to know local artists as well.

Even if it is literally just the opener.

Yeah, really support.

But like, if you can give someone a leg up, an opportunity, I agree, do you have you given people a leg up or do you destroy people that may go up against you in the.

Future, like you can you cannot go past this area and like my room, don't look at me. No, No, I've had heaps of cool bands support me.

It's the best.

Yeah, it is fun, right, it's so cool share their love around. I love it.

Thanks for being part of our songbook.

We'll be searching for another Idol contestant in October. I know that when the auditions are October.

October is going to be so nuts because Idle starts, my tour starts.

Oh my god, you're touring at.

The same time. Yeah, it's going to be just looking.

At someone's made a mistake there. You can't do a national tour and tour for Idle as well.

Yeah, well it was.

It was funny just watching their face when they said, they're just like, we're talking about next year.

And no one had actually said anything to me.

So I was like, I said, at the end of last year, see you next year.

Yeah, I know, I know. I should be another boss. Yeah, it should be enough.

But anyway, they were really good.

They've worked everything around me for once, Kyle, so it's been good.

Bune. What does that exactly mean that they're working everything around Amy's schedule?

Really, because I get told that they're working around our schedule.

They're all telling us. He goes left right, I met your master thinks they're all working around her original tour as well.

Yeah, okay, we'll see you.

Good luck with that new song record is out midnight? No last night? Yeah, last midnight?

You saved that?

Really last midnight? What add that to your collection? Nice to see you, hun, Thank you, A lot of you should have come in early when the under sniffer was here.

What we get the best people.

We didn't guess what his fetish was, and.

He openly said.

Radio. He started off sniffing his mum's undies.

No he didn't.

Mile.

This is where you get stories so wrong. You did you sniff your mum's undies?

And he said no. For my next interview, guys, it was really cool. I feel sick.

We got him to smell pizza sundaes as well.

Bye, Amy, goodbye. We got a round of our news and your last calls are on the way.

No good Heaven, Amy's under these smell doubt, she wears on to me like some stinky Kyle Jaggio.

Just don't.

You might have noticed, if you keep an eye on the news, that the United Kingdom is burning to the ground protesters, hundreds and thousands of protesters, far right groups, all shirtless all white, all waving the flag, wanting all migrants out of the country. And then the other hundreds of thousands on the other side are all migrants and white folks that don't mind migrants, all fighting against each other. Everything is burning, cars are on fire, buildings are on fire. It's a disaster in the UK. Josh, ye, yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh, here, you're our uk man, so you're gonna tell us what's going on in your motherland, in the country, as hasn't everything you've seen on the news, Jack's I know, I know, like a week is a week of fighting and.

Yeah, and the're not stopping. It's just getting worse and worse.

On which side are you on.

I'm on the stop burning things down and killing people's side.

I'm on that side as well. Everyone can have this say, but sitting shit on fire and chasing people down the street with clubs, that's not cool.

Did you see the kind of white racist people they overpowered the police. Yes, set fire to a hotel which houses migrant Yes, unblocked every exit.

There, trying to kill Yeah, tried to kill them all in the hotel.

And this stems from do you remember a couple of weeks ago, there was a seventeen year old boy who went into a tailor swift dance class and stabbed ten young children, and three of them sadly died.

Yes, yes that was one of them.

Was all off the back of that.

Yes, we obviously people were angry after that, rightfully so. And then a lot of peaceful protests were organized, and.

Then they're not so peaceful anymore.

Take a listen to this first grab. This is how it's started and why people decided to take to the streets.

Okay, what is the point you're making.

Why don't you think that these asylum seekers should be being housed here?

Well, it's near people's houses. They're not friendly. They're out here in the middle of the night, playing football, disturbing people. So we've come down, not cause any trouble, just just so what we think.

Okay, So that's how it started.

Playing football at night on the street is what started the riots.

Well, no one quite knew why they were out there. It's just if you don't like immigrants or people of color, you just joined the crowds. Oh this is going to be ugly, isn't it.

Yeah.

So then one other woman was asked why she's out there and this kind of sums up the mentality of all these people.

We've got the times and.

I failed with too many people.

What happened, so sunk and that's what's happening to it.

We're thinking too many.

People.

Oh God, so it is a racist thing, really, isn't it. Yeah.

I don't know what version of Titanic Sea watched.

I have been watching the news and there is a lot of confusion. I blame the news services for a lot of the confusion. People said an immigrant killed those little Kit Taylor Swift loving dance kids, right, yeah, And then the news went on and said, well, he was actually born here in the UK. Now the kids are Sudanese, parents are immigrants, the kid was born in the UK. Let's just get the facts out. I'm sick and tired of people hiding. Oh, don't say he's a person of color. Don't say that. Just tell everyone the truth so people don't get confused and they don't kick off for no reason.

Yes, so at the start, they weren't id in him because he was under age. He's seventeen, right, So then there was just a speculation, Oh, it's a black kid. And then people run with that, and it just turned into if you're racist.

You're into it. Yeah, no, good, this is terrible shit.

And then these two other people here kind of as the protest turns to riots, these are two more people explaining why they were out there mukste.

Well, hello and why are you here today?

There?

It's a protest, right, so I'm going on the march. I want Britain to be about British. I want Britain to be about British.

It's our country.

And were getting pushed out.

Understand Indian spells in America now, because that's what the white man did when pushed My money?

Is the white man getting pushed out.

Of this country? Great audio? So it is it is white versus any other color?

Is that?

Is that what it's all about over there?

Yeah?

If everyone's been waiting for an excuse.

Yeah, do you know what?

But I do think that is the case because that has been building in Britain for decades now, with that you know that issue.

Where's all that women that woman's teeth?

Oh yeah, well most of the people on the streets are toothless.

They've got no teeth at all. I mean they've got back teeth, but no front teeth.

Maybe they should bring a dentist back.

And so what do you feel, like, do you you affected because you you're glad you live here.

Well, this is one of the reasons I left England because I never felt safe like where I grew up, Like it was the same. Everyone was raised like we're taught to be racist as children. I see, that's the environment I grew up. You're taught well, it's just like being the cow like an uncle, and you know if someone cuts him off, it's like you ef thing black. Yeah, Like that's just all these micro.

Very similar to driving with me. I will I will use the I will often use that sort of tone, but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Yeah, but it's just like, so we're raised with this and like when my school, my junior school, there was only one person of color and it's kind of like, oh, don't be friends with them. Yeah, it's only as we get older and develop our finger like actually a mom, dad like family.

Like, yeah, you don't see it until you're out of it, right, No, Yeah, that's bad.

And what about when most of your family were incarcerated for stabbing people, you didn't think, oh, this is maybe not the family I want to be in.

Well, yeah, that's also why I left the country.

Being a young gay sex addict must have been hard for you over there.

I don't think it was a sex addict back then.

Now it was a virgin. I couldn't be gay where I'm from. It wasn't safe.

Oh wow, wait, so you're Manchester, right, Yeah?

Yeah, and that's where a lot of these rights are.

Yeah, okay, yeah, So it's rough in Manchester, is it.

Yeah?

Like where I grew up, Like I'd stand at the bustop across the road from my house, people would pull knife on me.

Oh my god, what they want?

Someone took my iPod And then the first time that happened if from the police, then my family go might at me. So and now we don't get the police. We settle this ourselves street justice.

Yeah.

But then uncle comes around to like jeeps full of young guys on bats and tools.

They find tooled up with bats.

Yeah.

Then we go to this house and they think they know the guy who pulled the knife for me. They're banging on the guy out like Josh's is him. They're ready to do him in. It wasn't him, Yeah, I said it might be of him up of that.

He was still a bit racist. What's going on over in the UK? So it's a ship nest in the UK, in the Middle East, it's a ship nest in the United States? Anyone else got any problems any other parts of the world? Oh yeah, Ukraine, Russia? What a mess? Quicker trumps back the better.

We are going to do a round of own usual quick as we wrap up the show.

Josh, what do you say, Jackie me? Do you agree no wars at all when Trump was president? None? Zero? Yeah, just because he says naughty things, get over it. We need safety. You need all these bussy boys running around, he said. He grabs people on the pussy cares keeps the world safe.

I feel bussy boys are getting a bad rap at the moment.

By who you what evers. Jackie's got some ownius. Next week she will have nothing but bussyboy news coming.

Up and Jackie oh show.

We'retherwise Melbourne seventeen the top for you guys, shower to this morning and glorious in the Arvo. Sydney twenty one partly cloudy, no rain at all for Sydney's hiders. Jackie's got some own news.

Oh that's coming up. I'll be talking about Abby Chatfield.

She says, of all the jobs she's had, radio is the worst and the most stressful.

Why, I'll tell you in a second.

No listeners and also no listeners no good.

Oh, it's just her perspective is different to that.

And also Kanye West believes that his dentist is to blame for getting him hooked on a laughing guess.

I can understand that.

Get You can only get hooked on laughing guess if they give you the laughing guests to take home.

How often is the guy the dentist is what I want to know.

Well, no, I think he gets it given to him to take.

It's quite theation to make.

Yeah, I don't think he's the only one sewing this dentist. By the way, can you.

Hook us up?

Because I just sounds awesome?

Details onlys next here a kiss, Jakie. He's got some own you say you Sean if you want to sleep and wake up better on the World's Best Pillow by one now spinal ease dot com dot au so.

Abi Chatfield has angered her followers after claiming that an influencer job is more stressful than your standard nine to five jobs.

Why would that anger her followers? Like, why wouldn't her followers don't they like her? They follow her?

Well.

I guess they didn't go down well because they said, you've lost touch with reality by saying that a lot of people would kill to have a job as like an influencer versus working in You know.

I don't know whether I think people think that it's it's easy, but I don't I really understand what she's saying. I don't think it is easy. No, You've got to constantly feign like excitement or sadness or outrage over the smallest topics. Half of them are bullshit, Like I think I've never seen abby stuff.

I don't think it's fained.

I think that a lot of it's book.

I think that, oh a lot of it.

You can't be that emotional about every little thing. It's tough for an influencer anyway.

She had similar complaints about the job in radio, and she said that actually was the worst of all in terms of stress.

I mean, I've been doing it for five.

Years and I did not get used to it.

In fact, it gets much worse against much worse.

Much worse it's hell.

Having your personality be commodified is one of the most horrific experiences. That constant need to be relevant, to be interesting, to be funny, to be all these things out a ten to maintain an audience that no bit never goes away.

In fact, it gets worse the more people that follow you.

I haven't explained this right, but I feel like I think about this all the time because I have had a nine to five. You know, I apply for The Bachelor as a joke, so then suddenly I'm in this environment and I'm so burned up.

But again, I ow TV. I think that burns me out as TV and reading radio for me, so that's different.

Well, radio is pretty easy, it's not hard. TV is painful to do because you might watch an hour of TV like a Bachelor or an Idol or something, but behind the scenes that takes nineteen hours to film. Yeah, it's quite difficult. It's annoying, but it's not hard. Like it's time consuming, but it's not difficult when you consider other jobs, they're not that hard. No TV, radio, podcasting, piece piece.

Really Yeah, yeah, I would agree, but I guess I don't. Yeah, I don't relate to that.

Part where it's like the need to stay relevant, the need give a shit about it.

Yeah, I would agree.

Am I relevant to anyone that?

Maybe?

I don't know. It's a hustle. Maybe, is what she's saying. It's a hustle.

Well.

And also she was working at the opposition radio station and they were trying to get traction with ratings, and then they would have come down hard on her and they would have pushed all there.

When you get that outside pressure, it might apply. For sure.

We don't. We didn't deal with that here.

But yeah, I don't know how I feel about the rest of it.

I think, yeah, it is well her truth, I suppose.

Yes, I agree, Yeah, that's valid.

She seems to be enjoying her I think she's still together with Peaking duck dude.

I love I love them together.

I sort of liked them together.

They make a really good couple. They seem to be well remoted.

Yeah, they're on the same vine they are.

Yeah, it's nice and it's good to see her find that kind of God.

And I don't follow her or anything, because I don't follow anyone. I follow her, Yeah, I don't follow anyone. So yeah, zero, But I've seen a few articles with the peaking duck dude and her looking at him, and I can just tell by the way she looks up it's so in love. Yeah, that's always nice to see. We could both of them.

And Kanye where says that his dentist got him hooked on laughing gas.

Uh, the dentist details, I love that gas. Yeah.

Apparently the dentist gave him lots of laughing gas to take home, and he says that yeah, and he anyway, he apparently took the laughing gas home used it often for recreational use. And remember the guys off head whenever when he's gone on Instagram live in the past and done things that weren't so great, he has blamed the gas as being responsible.

The Nazi a praising and all that stuff.

Well, I don't know if it was that specific one, but it was certainly a bunch of them.

Yep, I'm sorry, guys.

One of our lovely listeners, Daniel, who's called through with some information. If you want to get some laughing gas, No, I don't know what are we as here?

Dan?

Yeah, Kyle, good to me, Thanks for having me on.

Can you hook us up with a gas? Or is that is that a legal He hasn't the sensor first? What's wrong? Sensor?

Absolutely not get this man off the air immediately.

Why what are You're against the gas? But you don't mind, Molly.

That's weird unless he is your dentist and treating you in the.

Absolutely, as a matter of fact, Dan is my dentist.

Sorry, Also, as acting EP, can I overrule the sensor on this an.

Acting EP You're a piece of ship, You're nothing?

Okay, my apologies.

There's some dentists out there that what, let's just say, they help people with this.

Rules?

Are they?

I guess?

So? Is that?

What it is?

Is that?

What is that?

What it is?

The laughing gas names? Remember that guy came to my house in LA and had hundreds of nags. That guy was died and then I left all the empty names.

I mean, he did die eventually, didn't He was that guy dead? That actor?

I know that guy was on meth. That actor he's dead. Yeah, he is dead now, the guy from black Hawk Down, Yeah dead, the.

One from Reservoir.

Just not identify the guy right, Yeah, but that was the first time I ever saw anyone smoke crystal meth. Wow, he's dead. He didn't die at my joint, mind jee, just in case someone's writing an article because they're not real good at fact checking these people. He didn't die at my house. He died shortly after months later, well and truly after. But anyway, this other guy, he was with someone super famous. Yeah, I mean my mum and your daughter would also know. That's how famous this person is. I was at my house just chilling, doing weed, smoking. Then the other guy bought the names and he and I thought this ship was bloke sucking back in the name.

Do you get out of a name that's not my vibeeah?

But there was hundreds of them on the floor the next morning. I had to pick them all up with the garbage, even pick him up. He was out of his mind. Okay, the other guy's love, well, sorry about that. He loves the knees. Yeah whatever. I didn't give a shit. Everyone did what you want. No rules at my place. This is before I had a trial.

I'm going to say, I'll see you Sunday for Otto's birthday.

None of no drugs at all, no exactly, just letting you know, leave your drugs at home. Noted panadoles and all the decks and whatever else do you have up next. Gordy your chance to have a fun day with him. Next week former head of the Common Cero's in studio for a chat. See your Monday. By bye, Jackie O

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