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Jackie On Jackie The Kyle and Jackie O Show. Good morning guys, Sorry Kyle is not here.
Hi, Coops, don't be shock.
It's like what happened to you on?
Yeah?
Back in?
No no, no, no, Good morning thing, Good morning Jackie, Good morning book On.
Yeah, good morning everyone.
How are you guys? What's happening?
Well?
Would you tell me what you did yesterday? Cooper?
I really would love to know what your day involves after you leave here.
What did I did yesterday? I went home and I slept.
Yeah, Peters, I think, sorry, I just planned.
I'd love to know what he does.
Peter works all day here, you see, so he really must be jealous that you get to come in and then just go home and have a whole day to yourself.
Yeah.
Well I didn't have a whole day to myself. I went home and I had a nap for a little bit. And then when I when I woke up from my nap, I was quite groggy and tired. So I went for a massage actually, which was and you know what's the worst part was I was so lathered in oil after the massage, and then I forgot to have a shower and I got home. So when I got into bed last night, did you get that really annoying feeling when you're.
Just covered in massage oil and you lay on your sheets and you go, oh, I gotta have a s.
Do they not get a hotel and wipe it off you?
No, well, like they try to, but they never.
Doesn't really get it all. Do you let them do the scalp massage with their oily fingers that annoys me? You walk out of there and you're like, that's it, and it to now wash my hair again.
Yeah.
And I've got long hair at the back too, so my hair gets all naughty and stuff.
The little mullet, Yeah, yeah, little mullet Like you're talking down to it.
Because it was like a tie massage place, not like a like an R and T joint or anything.
But it was just like it's an R and T like a rubbin tug.
A little cold for it if you have an abbreviation for it. Yeah, you go on there a lot.
No, I've never been into one. I'd love to experience it.
But and then but she was like on top of me like it was but she was literally climbing all over me like she was like it was weird, like knees in my back. She was like bending me like I was getting sacrificed to the Aztecs. At one point she was like pulling my shoulders back and I was like, ah, get off me, Like it was just too much.
I go to the Thai ones as well. It's just easy.
They're stronger. They're so strong.
Oh, I don't want a strong I like it light.
Damian and I once accidentally went to a rub and tug because we just wanted a normal massage obviously, and it was girls in there. And then Damien said that she was on top of him doing the massage, but he could feel prickles through his undies, which was like her not shaved well enough, was she naked well she had a little short short skirt and which was riding up as she was like trying to get the extra cash.
Oh my god. It had to be like, well, I'm not interested. Sorry, I know.
I went to her rubb and tug once, not realizing just because it was a bit dodgy.
It had its own little shower in there, you know.
Yeah, I feel like that must be a sign, right because it was on fancy so it had like it was like a caravan park style shower, you know, handheld thing. And it was the only time I've been to a massage where so I feel like I'm going.
For Sorry, it's literally called time massage in the system, and it's not from us.
I'm falling asleep even hearing my own story. And I honestly it was the only time I've ever had a massage where I got so turned on for some reason. Whatever.
She they know what they're doing, Jack, they know what.
They're doing, and I thought, what's going on? I honestly thought that I could have without any touching directly.
Yeah, I'm convinced that they've like studied the art of the human body because they wear your zones are Yeah, they understand the human body better than anyone I've ever.
Does anyone here know the economics of the rub and tar like? Because I got the impression that they don't make the girls don't make any money unless they pay their extras.
Ah, do they try and sell that on you guys a lot? Like hard do they go? You know, how do they say it? What do they actually say it?
I'll just be like, do you want extra extra?
Right?
And I'm always like no, No, I thought this was a reputable place.
But I think if you if you don't get any extras, they're like giving you a message and they're not getting paid, so they get angry.
That's not And how are you supposed to know you're in one of these places?
Is my question?
Yeah, I don't really. There's not really a dead giveaway.
There used to be like a universal symbol where there was like a picture of a girl with stones on her back.
They used that picture.
I've seen that picture.
They use that picture at every robin tug for you, and like a neon light that says open.
Yeah, oh my.
Regular place has that? Really, But I always sort of couldn't be because there were curtains dividing in each room.
Not a room.
No, I don't think that really matters. I don't think. I don't think just because it's curtains that they would stop.
That, because otherwise the walls are the walls are paper thin anyway, most massage parlors.
So whether it's wow, But if you're a guy in there, do you want to be here in the bloke next door?
Ya?
What this is?
Straight? Guys?
Do this is going to sound while you're on that this is going to sound really weird, say it out loud.
But my friendship group used to do a thing is the friendship. I wasn't involved in this. I wasn't involved in this.
Just to bring myself back, but they used to go to massage parlor altogether and they'd be in the rooms lined up next to each other, and then to know when the other person had finished, they would have They would have a theme. So it might be like, okay, Jackie, when you're about to finish, yell out your hometown.
So then they'd be like oh, and they build it up really there and you'd be like, oh, BONDI.
And then so everybody would have to yell out hometown as they were doing.
Like, you guys are freaking weird here. So now why do you want each other to know that?
By the way, now you're saying you guys, I said I wasn't involved in this.
Never involved coops coincidentally, and so doesn't the messuse think why is he yelling out Bondy?
I don't know. I don't I don't know why they would never pull him up on it.
Well, no, they're not going to be pulled up on it.
But geez, they.
Make a different theme every time.
Yeah, Jackie's Island of Capri.
Yes, Peter, how are you feeling after yesterday?
If those those of you that missed it? Yesterday we did a full breakdown.
Pete did an intervention on me, saying, oh what happened to us? We used to be so tight and hang out all the time. And then when I explained to him, all.
Well, it right back on him. I said, you ditched me first, he did. I said, you ditched me first.
You've got a new relation chip and you ditched me and then that was it.
I had to move on and find new friends.
And then out of nowhere, he just broke down in tears.
Is that in the audio? Okay, so I think that's been loaded wrong.
DJ Triple XL Peter do around.
I was not singing that song during that season. That's not me.
Oh we don't have it all right? Okay, you described it pretty well.
Yeah.
Well, then he broke down.
Into realized he lost his boyfriend, he'd lost you as a friend as well, Jackie, and he couldn't handle.
He couldn't handle it any He had a full breakdown on air.
How are you, Peter?
Today's a new day, and and thank you for messaging last night, and thank you to everyone in the team who messaged as well.
I was thinking about you this morning on the way into work, and I thought, you know, I don't think it's a good idea that you brush things aside and wake.
Up and go to today's a new date. It's all good. Like, I don't think that's good. You want him to cry again today.
I feel that you need to start processing some things, Like I think that maybe have your processed stuff.
There's something that I took very serious out of what you said yesterday, which was I think him doing this this breakdown that was clearly months in the making, let's.
Be honest him me.
Yeah, you said, I think this might open the door for him to start processing. Yeah, I do, And that stuck with me yesterday. So when I say I'm starting a new day, I just been like, I went for a run before the show this morning.
Yeah, get myself into a good headspace because I.
Think, like, I know, this is a getting a bit serious, but I think because you know, you've had your mom pass away, you recently broke up with your boyfriend, you're out of home, there's a lot going on in your life, and some I think I don't want to pinpoint it on men, but men can kind of go I don't want to think about that. I don't want to sit there in that emotion and just feel it, and you do. You have to kind of do that to get through the grief. Otherwise it's still in there and it's going to come out in other ways. So it's really good to talk about it and feel those emotions. But a lot of people don't want to because it's uncomfortable.
But you know, the.
Longer you avoid even thinking or feeling it, you know you're just putting it off like you do.
At some point, actual process act.
Of crying releases chemicals that help you feel better.
So men, all of us just say, oh, we don't cry like that.
It's actually probably one of the world's biggest problems that men are told not to cry, so we don't actually get over thinks. We just get angrier and angrier and start wars and do all that.
That's right, It does come out in other ways. It might not be through tears. It all now be through anger unless you kind of start processing that stuff. But I hope you're okay, Peter. Genuinely, we did feel for you and that office still stands if you and I was seeing about that this morning as well, like, if you want to move in with me, I'm totally that that offer is real.
You know that means oil jacks, thank you goo.
I swear to God it's real. If he said to me, I'm moving in this afternoon, I'd think, great, I'm happy that you're going to do.
I should do it. Then Pete should do with Peter.
What do you I'm flying to London this afternoon for the big Hayu event, which well you signed off on it months ago and.
I just didn'tant to.
What's the hay you event?
It's hay Fairs with Andy Cauhen and all the real houseward.
Yeah you were doing that.
Yeah, so it might be a bit short on time if I was to move in between.
I mean I can. I'm happy to.
Just a little bit tight and Jackie, would you expect Pete to pay board or to contribute to groceries or anything.
No?
I would not, No, not to pay board or groceries. No. He could eat out of your fridge and it's vine. Yeah, Pete move in is too good to refuse.
I could not not pay and I wouldn't.
Babe, I wouldn't accept money off you. No, definitely, Jackie.
Can I move into that?
I will say.
I will say a lot of people Pete were very skeptical on whether like they were real tears or not. Like I remember when I got home, my old man was like, how funny was Pete to me on the track And I said, no, he was being serious, I think, and he was like you sure. I was like, no, I'm pretty sure he was being serious.
Yeah.
I did get a lot of messages on our mobile phone in here. I'd say that like it's a new invention. Sorry, but the phone we haven't here that you guys directly messaged us on.
I did get a lot of messages asking the same thing.
I didn't want to read it out because I didn't want you to think people were thinking you were putting it on because you weren't.
No, no, not at all.
And then I did read a few of the comments on the socials last night, and everyone was super positive.
Yeah.
I think there was one guy called Darryl who's got to be in his bonded about something, but we'll deal with that another day.
And so anyway, you know, in other news, New Zealand airport. I read this that they're putting a time limit on hugs goodbye at the airport. It actually has a sign up now that says maximum hug time three minutes.
Why is that an issue because people.
Are milling around for too long? I think the goodbye is the long goodbyes.
It's not like a danger. It's not like some sort of terrorist threat thing.
Is it? Like people could be passing things to each other.
It might be. It might be because it's a drop off zone area as well, like so the cars are their way too long, baking everything up.
I do feel like.
I don't know. I can't imagine anyone i'd say goodbye to where I'd want to hug them for longer.
Three minutes is way too long anyway, three minutes.
Three minutes, And you think about how long three minutes goes for and you're hugging someone for that long, that's like it's like, just don't go if you love each other that much, that's like.
The time some people have sex for three minutes.
That's right, that's done in three minutes.
Yeah, I don't really understand that.
And you know, I hate people, well, no, I hate people that do it, but like Nothing is more awkward than pulling up at the airport to drop someone off and then you see like a couple who must be doing long.
Distance and they're sitting there hugging and crying out the front of them.
Yeah. I find that's so sweet though. Do you love watching those?
Yeah?
See, I just I cringe at it. I just what are you doing?
What do you want them to do?
Do it in the car?
Oh yeah yeah, push.
Them out and then just like, don't do it in public.
Hey, black Twitter has made a really good point. I think they're onto something here, but I don't want to play you guys.
You have black Twitter.
Nah, that's Bruno. Bruno brought it to my attention. Thanks boy, You're welcome girl. Anyway, black Twitter has made a observation about white people dropping the ball big time.
Are you ready to hear this mind blowing observation?
Here?
It is, I need some help from the Caucasian race.
Why did y'all stop coming up with phrases?
Y'all used to give us some of the greatest phrases when I was growing up.
You know, the older white folks, you say, I don't.
Give a rats ass, or you're you're standing on thin ice buddy or one of my favorites, get a load of this guy. I just I feel like y'all just stopped doing that.
Well.
I've been like, why why y'all ain't giving us these good phrases anymore.
I really miss y'all going like, oh, get a grip, buddy, I love.
I love telling people to get a grip.
That used to be my dad. See somebody, I got a lie man, get a grip.
You know what I'm saying.
Now, Now we ain't. We ain't got that no more because y'all just stop making praises. I need y'all to get back and make some praises. Man.
I don't give a rats ass that that.
That's it right there, rats ass?
Whoo who that was a part who thought of that?
If I need any Caucasians and get back on that job, reach back in that bag and give us some more phraises.
I'm tired of what the young people talking about. I need some of that new stuff.
He's going to point, we didn't do that anymore.
A lot of them are old, though, like they're old historical sayings.
That's why they're so don't.
Know how old rats ass would be.
Rats ass, would be old ass.
Like what are you term old though? Because you're twenty five, so oh.
Nine years old?
Like what decade do you think rats ass was coined?
I would think like seventies.
Yeah, I would think so too.
I would think seventies.
But I think that's the problem seventies.
Like after the seventies, I think it disappeared when you think about it, is it even.
Like I don't give a rats ass? What does that even mean?
You don't care?
I know what it means, but by giving a rats ass.
Yeah, that's where I want to know, like why the rats are No, No, it doesn't. No.
My favorite one is don't piss on me and tell me it's raining. Have you heard that?
Yeah, that's a good word.
So it's like if you're telling me.
A story or captain obvious stuff, Yeah.
Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining.
No.
Isn't it like if someone's if someone's doing something bad against you, but they're like I'm helping you out.
Yes that's your face.
Yeah, oh I see.
Can you have an example of where that when that happened?
So if you said to me like, oh, you know, like I don't know, I'm trying to work out.
I don't know.
Look, honestly, it happens in the moment and you just sort of say it.
Yeah, donh yeah, right question.
Yeah, Hey guys, I don't know if you're interested in this, but I loaded that video from black Twitter and to chat GBT and just asked it, Oh, you know, are you able to come up maybe with some modern ones?
Oh yeah? What did it say?
How good is chat GPT? Well, I mean's see.
Let's see what you guys think of these. It came up with five straight off the bat. I thought the first one was quite modern. That chick was about as stable as bitcoin on a Monday morning.
Oh yeah, that's a bit much. It's a lot, I agree.
I like how ossie it went with the next one, You're about as useful as a chop a teapot in the outback.
Oh yeah, is that to be pretty useless?
Chocolate melts?
Oh because it mouts?
Yeah?
Yeah yeah.
The next one I don't really understand.
It's you've got me as angry as a cat in a salad bowl.
Oh but see the first person that came up with rat sauce, we would have gone nah, No one even talks about rat sauces chatch.
I think likes the animal ones because the next one is also an animal. You're about as useless as sunglasses on a snake.
That would be.
There's a lot of like analogies. Is that what that is analogies about? Yeah, a lot of that opposed to like, just get a grip, Like I love that he's got a point. Get a grip is just such a great thing to say, get a grip.
It's such a good one liner. Yeah, ask it for one.
Line, No analogies, just one liner.
And like rat sace, get a grip.
Just for me. Why do sunglasses not work on a snake?
Well they got no ears for a start.
Correct, Okay, bad, Yeah that's true. True, Okay, that makes sense.
I suppose you wouldn't be able to wear sunglasses if you don't have ears. Well exactly, these are the anchor for that.
Yeah, these are your internal thoughts.
Keep them to yourself.
No, I actually didn't understand it either.
I'm really glad you asked.
Yeah.
Yeah, ok so the snake's not hear anything?
Then, yeah they do, but I think, isn't it No? Do they feel vibrations? So they're like yeah, through this.
Pause, they definitely don't have paws.
They have snake skin, so doesn't that skin have paws?
Yes, right, I'm glad.
I clarify interestingly on the how they feel the vibrations. Apparently, when it rests a snake wrests its jaw on the ground, the vibrations travel through the ground and into their bones.
So they're just like feeling a vibration.
That's that's why you got to stomp your feet when you're taking a bush walk.
Bushwalk. Yeah, yeah, you'd know that because you used.
To used to have a farm.
They were around all the time. Black snakes, brown snakes, the bad ones.
Did you ever get attacked or ever in the house?
Never had one?
Never I saw them heaps, but they just scurry away.
Remember that story of that lady in Australia who she had a pet red belly black snake and then they it it's stomach kept getting more swollen and swollen. She took it to the vet and the vet told her it was sizing her up to eat her. That's right, Yes, that'd be so scared.
The snake was getting bigger to cram.
Yeah, it was going to be her.
Are you sure it was a red belly. I thought it was some other snake that she it was had in her room, like you know, python or something like. Was it that?
I don't know?
Jack, Yeah, I thought I thought she kept it in her room, like almost in her bed, you know.
It slept in her Yeah.
Yeah, what's wrong with people?
Yeah?
I know.
Hey, guys, I think chat came up with a good one for like get a grip, you know, uh, reset your modem.
That lockey that's gonna be for you when you're just sitting there, you buffer, You're buffering.
Lucky's in the big sensors seat today. Look at you, Lucky?
I know?
Can can you beep?
Us?
Do you like the ability I.
Can under instructions from cheap sense missing?
Why do you test him out? Jacks? Why don't you say something to go?
If you want Lucky?
It's fine one.
Well, I don't feel you're going to am I okay to swear, missy? Are we're going to get it?
Just drop out like a shed or a deer curve.
Yeah, you're gonna have to drop out.
You're gonna have to beep, and I want precision beeping Locky. All right, I'm going to say the s h I t word all right. Oh you know, I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this guy.
God, he's a picture. Thought if.
It other no, better not test him that much. Well, how did you go, Lockie?
Seemed a bit long?
Yeah, pretty good, I think.
Well, the problem is I'll never know unless I listen to the podcast, which you don't, which I don't. No, no, I don't. What else is going on? Let me ask you this. If you are liking somebody's story on Instagram and you just hit a like on it, not like the like proper emoji that would come up in their dms.
Yeah, just a little tap, like a little on the Yeah, I know the thing you're talking about.
Yeah, just the little love hard So it comes up like that, right, Well, apparently it's official that liking someone's in the story means you're into them?
Who made that official?
According to the younger generation, that is the equivalent of sliding into their dms. And here's a bunch of male influences explaining why the thing.
So gally say, ask me out on a date? You got to ask you just immediately, DM.
Why would you like a story?
Yeah exactly?
Why else would you like a story?
Do you like a photo, like you don't like a story because you like the pholdo. You like because you like the person.
You like the person else.
See.
I've never been big on just liking it, because then the conversation never starts.
Yeah, that's why I thought liking the story was not an indicator of liking you. Necessary, wasn't a hit on. It's just oh, yeah, you look good. There, that's a nice photo like that, you know, just an appreciation of that's.
Cute, because then the other person has to act on it.
Then they've got to message you and be like, hey, thanks for liking my story.
My question, My question is by liking the story, would you, as a guy, only be doing that if you were interested in them?
I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
It depends what your story is, but I mean I just wouldn't even like it in general. But I imagine that if if I was to go out and like a girl's story, then I'd probably be sent trying to send her a sign.
Yeah, you'd send her the emoji, as opposed to you'd say something.
I would just say something just like hey, this is cool, and then expect to react from her. Yeah, but I'm old school, Jackie. You know me, I like to I like to go out and about and you do.
You like to meet them in the old fashioned way, don't you.
There's not enough of that anymore.
You don't do it on Instagram even let alone dating apps.
Right, I don't do it. I don't get on dating apps. I don't do it online. I don't like a paper trail.
So to speak. So she just comes out. But I just like to go out and do it, you know.
Public in public. Yeah, there's no record of anything.
There's no record. It's like it's the equivalent to using cash.
Yeah it is right, Yeah, no paper dropt. All right, guys, we're going to do Trady vers lady if you want to play. We're looking for a lady and a Trady on thirteen one six five. I want to start.
We got to address something first.
Date with Jackie Lockey. We just heard back the beep. Yeah no good, my friend. No, you need a lot of practice. Wrong, well, it was very long, way too long.
I think like what we're hoping for is when someone says an aughty word on here that the beep is just that's it.
Right, Okay, sorry, So.
I do have I do have it to play back for you, Cooper and Brooklyn if you want to listen. Oh you know, I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this guy.
God, he's a picture if no better not?
Okay? First of all, you cut out the whole piece of s H I T and then I didn't even say their word. Next I just said if.
Like, and you've beeped that too, So we need to we need.
To try again because Lachlan is practicing to be a censor for those that aren't a Jackie.
It's his first day. Would you rather?
You know, what's the priority here that he gets the swear words off air or that he does it small?
Like do you want to risk sea Bomb's going to air?
I think small.
I think it's small.
Is like it's annoying for the listener to hear such a long beat.
And then they didn't even hear the piece of so they don't know what you were saying, so they just miss out on the context. So that's that's right, letting letting people know the way that the sensor machine works. It's it's like it's built to his reaction time. So and then he tries thanks Cooper, So it's built to yours. Well, see, that's the problem because Locke's reaction time is like probably two seconds further away from Miss, so they might have to build a whole different reaction time machine for Locke.
Ah, okay, do you want to try again? Lockie here, I'll give it another Okay, all right. I don't know what it is about life, but sometimes it just throws so much way that you just can't deal with it. How did you go that time?
Better?
I think that was better?
All right, I'll listen back in the next break. All right, let me introduce you to Jenna. Guys, she's playing for the Ladies. She is thirty one. Hi Jenna, Hi guy. Hey, you're a traffic controller, you drive a Ford Fiesta and you are single and thirty am.
How is it out there being single?
Oh?
It's tough.
I can't lie, it's what.
It's very tough, very tough.
Yeah Irish?
I am English and from Liverpool.
Liver Wow, I could have sworn you are Irish? Do you get that a lot that people?
I get that? Yeah, Irish Scottish.
Yeah, I'm well, it's crazy to me how over in the UK you guys have such different accents, Like here in Australia. They vary very slightly though, don't they from state to state?
Super slight Yeah, yeah.
Queensland and Adelaide I think, yeah, are the two majors that sound different. Her favorite sex position is missionary. She wants dumped a guy because he wrote a scooter to the dates.
I love it.
What kind of are you talking? Like an electric scooter or like a razor scooter one like we was pushing.
It was one of those scooters that you like pick up at the side of the streets and higher. Oh yeah, well it was a bit of a neck like he drew past as if he was in a movie with the wind blowing in his head, and he was actually it was actually bald, so he passed it up and put his helmet in and it was just a bit of a nick.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get a weighing in at sixty six kilos. If you're on a scoot, you'll get the boot. It's generally seems playing for the boys.
We've got Blake here.
He works as a metal roofer and he drives a forward raptor.
That is a good It does sound very manly man.
You a manly man. Blake blacke.
Oh, depends what it is, depends what date? Is that gay?
All right?
He's currently engaged with one kid? So kid, is that the reason you got engaged?
No?
So I proposed to my missus.
I proposed to my missus probably two and a half years before she felt pregnant.
Yep.
And it was a bit of a wild story of that one because I decided that morning and I was going to go by the ring, decided to run past the parents' house asking mom and dad, and then I was like, look, I'll book a nice restaurant to go for dinner, went out for dinner, had that seafood chowder just after I proposed to I shoot myself at the table, ended up with food poisoning, in hospital for two days.
Oh wow, did you actually poo your pants at the time?
I did?
I did?
Wow?
Oh my god?
Did the whole restaurant know? Like, did that stink the whole place out?
Well?
I was lucky because it was a Tuesday night and there was only I think there was only three or four other couples in there, but yeah, they all knew what happened.
And how do you like go about correcting what's just happened?
Fixing it?
Oh?
Was it everywhere like the sea?
Or was it just a literal the toilet mix?
Fir enough?
Okay, yes, it was enough to know what happened?
Yeah, okay, right, wow wow?
His favorite sex positions doggie anyway?
Blake?
Good luck weighing in one hundred kilos, I still got to her heart even after a shot.
It's Blake, very good name.
Alrighty Blake. Let's go you. First? Question number one? What is the brand Peter Thomas Roth famous for selling? I got yeah, but why don't you have a try?
You just have a guess?
It's skincare. Oh yeah, sorry about that. Question number two? What is the main hormone responsible for regulating a woman's menstrual cycle?
What was it? Sorry?
What is the main hormone responsible for regulating a woman's menstrual cycle?
Main hormone?
Main hormone?
It was too late, too late?
It was estrogen?
Yes, correct? All right? Last chance?
Here? Which designer founded the fashion brand off White?
That one either he's very difficult today he's dead.
Just as a little clue for just anyone.
Off White?
What did you say you?
No? Oh?
No, off White? Like it's a clothing brand. Yeah, Virgil is his name? Virgil? Never this guy used to be Louis Vauton, Like, that's who was.
Louis Vautar, not virgin notious.
Yeah, it's like Louis And at least Louis Vverton was that was his name.
He was I think the creative creative director for years for Louis Vaton.
Oh, Virgil was both.
Virgil was in charge of Louis Vauton. Did you have a second name or is this just a one name guy?
It's like a blow or something. And and then he went off and did his own thing with a brand called off White, which I always wore that T shirt yesterday actually, you know the one that said off on.
It, the yellow one. Yeah yeah yeah, Jackie.
Sorry, I saw a.
Report yesterday that shirt cost three hundred and ninety seven dollars.
Is that correct?
Yeah?
I got online it probably is.
It might be. Oh, I've seen shirts way more expensive than that. Yeah, that's not like the expense.
It is expensive good good quality though, Yeah.
It is great quality. You have a taste for the finer things, Jacqueline.
Yeah, but I'm also I can you know it inexpensive?
Sorry, you are very I don't want to.
It's fine. You're very relatable as well.
I like to mix it and match it.
You know you do, all right, Jenna? Good luck?
Good luck, Jenna. Here we go.
First question, which automotive manufacturer owns Lexus?
Lexus?
Sorry, no, it's not Lexus, it's Toyota.
Yeah.
Yeah, did you know that? Yeah?
Yeah, I did know that.
Oh well, I didn't even know that anyway.
Typically, what type of liquid can be found inside a level? You know, a level where they hold it up to make sure that the timber or whatever it is?
Water?
No, incorrect, it's not water, Yeah it's not. It's actually ethanol.
Ethanol is in what is ethanol?
Ethanols? Like alcohol, isn't it?
Oh?
So that's why they call it a spirit level?
Is that?
Oh?
I didn't realize that because it's actually got.
A spit it in there?
Why does it have to be ethanol?
Because it doesn't because it because it doesn't freeze, you know, it'd be like vodka, you know how.
You it doesn't freeze it Maybe because of that? Do you think so that when.
It's really cold, that spirit why does it have to have actually you're right, what does it have? Liquid in the first place though.
Yeah, well, a.
Level you don't put a level of in a freezer anyway, so you wouldn't if you're.
Working in the snow and you leave your spirit level outside, the liquid isn't going to freeze.
You're exactly right, Jackie.
That's why got real common sense lately.
Another question myself where you're relatable.
Another question, then, why does anyone know why vodka doesn't freeze?
Or is it the alcohol like that? No?
I don't know.
Yeah, I never understood that.
Yeah, so does other Does tequila freeze? Or is it just vodka that doesn't?
Vodka contains around forty ethanol, and ethanol has a lower freezing point than water, so that's.
It would freeze eventually just zero.
And is the other like is it tequila not the same amount of ethanol?
For instance, tequila can freeze, but like vodka, it has a lower freezing point, so it's got around forty ethanols.
Can we put that in our bodies? Well?
Yeah, and I'll never last chance, chinna, last chance to win this?
Okay?
What's the percentage of alcohol in a two wee's new Jenna?
Is four point three.
Four?
No?
Incorrect?
No?
Four point six?
You were close. You were close? All right? Tiebreaker time. Guys first to yell out the correct answer wins.
Here we go.
What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?
Yes?
That was such a one final question? Blake was ever going together the girls?
The weather?
Didn't it?
Items?
Girls?
Hey you guys a double pass Jenna to see Coldplay live in Concept.
Everyone wants those tickets and yours for free.
The ladies are on eighty three points versus trades on.
Wow.
Thank you, Thanks Jenna, Thanks Blake, thank you. Blake's gone, he is out, he's oh yeah, what are you just dirty or something?
I just got bullied, bro, that's unfair.
You've got bullied, bullied by Jackie?
What how did I bully you?
We've got the hardest questions today, Babe, I didn't write them.
Okay, we've also got Lucky second beat bloaded up.
Oh, here we go. Here, let's see if he's improved.
I don't know what it is about life, but sometimes it just throws so much a way that you just.
Can't deal with it. Getting better but not close enough there. Look you're almost too good at it, Lucky, too good.
I want you to be a bit rougher. No, you know what I mean, Like he just he just made that. That was a perfect beep in my opinion.
Oh no, I know, I want it much shorter. You want to, I want to. I just want to, guys.
Just so you know, if the beef is too short, the machine ships itself like it.
Freezes like blake. Yeah.
Yeah, well really it really dares.
I didn't think it used to be like that.
It's been that way for a while.
That's why we can't do very very tiny like we can't do beeps like that, or the machine will get stuck.
Well that we need an I feel like we might need a new machine. Then, do you reckon?
Chances of that happening pretty small?
Why hang on, I'll have a look on Facebook marketplace.
No, thank you, guys.
If you're celebrating your birthday, we'll do that in a second.
But first first calls on thirty and one oh six five, Jaggio, Kyle and jaggieol Hey.
Little Tommy, and we're taking your first calls on thirteen one a six five.
Yeah, let's go to Mary.
Hi, Mary, how are you Mary?
Hey, guys, I'm really well, I'm a six o'clock by the way.
Oh we do the salute, Thank you so much.
Yeah, hey, I've got a great one liner for you.
Yeah, you're a nugget short of a six pack, A bit like Coops.
Cow?
Do I have to be in it? What if people don't know me? Yeah?
Right, I hear you on the radio enough.
So do you is that? Are you trying to say that I'm a little bit slow?
No, not at all?
A nugget six pack?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just got a text actually Coop saying I swear to God right now it's like listening to dumb and dumber?
Who's dumber?
I don't know if you or me?
To be fair, we were trying to work out whether snakes had paws before.
Oh yeah, you guys were confused as to why they couldn't wear sunglasses.
Yeah, that was because of the situation.
Andy's called through. Andy.
How's it going on? Yeah good? What are you doing?
Just getting ready to go out on site from the factory?
Oh yeah? What does the factory make?
Custom garage doors, fencers, and gates? Screenings?
Yep, yep? Do you like that?
Job?
Doesn't sound like?
Oh yeah, that's better than being a chippy these days? Crap? Why oh, prefab just ruined it. Learning learning stick building was better. And now everything's made in a factory from a bunch of nuffies and yeah, to put it out on site and nothing goes together gig saw with a missing buzzle.
So if you can't beat them, join them. So you're now in the factory making this stuff.
No, well no, I don't make I don't make that crap anymore.
Yeah, so what were you calling for? Andy?
Oh?
He was talking about Yeah, your one line as before I got another one. You're about as useless as a knitted condomn.
That's good.
Yeah, that's absolutely nothing than the other one.
Is you're about.
It is an inflatable dartboard.
Yeah's inflatable? What dart board? Yeah that's a good Yeah, an inflatable dartboard. Well, thanks, good day you too, Marina.
Hi, Hi, it's Marina.
Yeah what did I say, Marina?
Oh?
I thought you said Maria all good or good about you?
Jackie?
Yeah?
Good a Marina?
Is that.
Am I right in saying that? There's also the birth control?
Yeah, that's I think that's yes, that's my name is m A. R. Yeah different.
So many people tease me about having a Marina having a Marina taking them out or put him in, And I'm like, oh my gosh, that isn't that.
I never realized it wasn't spelt Marina. No, why don't you say it Marina.
Marina Marina. They're very slight the differences though, aren't they? Marina Marina?
Yes, yeah, I feel that it would be very hard to name your child after a birth control device.
Like I said, I feel like I never heard about Marina until like maybe the last fifteen years.
Yes, yes, exactly.
I don't think.
I don't know if it was used that much when Marina was born.
I was born in ninety one, so yeah, oh.
Well she was just named after the place where the boats got Yeah, that's fine, very pretty.
And that's what my name means.
Yeah, so what were you calling for? Marina?
So I heard you, Jackie say this morning that you didn't like pointing out just men, but however men struggle to express their emotions. Yes, And I want to to elaborate on that because my dad, he actually runs Australian Man Cave to do with men with mental health in general, and his hashtag is it's not weak to speak and he actually has a website that has a direct one Night hundred number as well as an email address. But I'll just give out the website on the website is the Australianmancave dot com And I just thought, I just thought I would share that on air because you know, it's to do with the community as well as what my dad does, and I just wanted to express that on air for that more people will reach out to the community, reach out to my dad or anyone out that's out there, because they have on the website all different contacts like Beyond Blue and things like that.
So how to kind of reach out and get help. It's like a half way to go.
Yeah, but the one Night hundred number is a number that will go to go to the Australian man Cave and you'll whoever calls that number or goes on that email at sorry not email website.
Yeah, they will be.
Able to put in certain details and it's all anonymous, so it's and yeah, I just thought, then.
What happens do they speak to someone that when they call that number.
When they call that number, it will go directly to my dad.
Oh, so your dad's there answering the phone, Like even when he's out to dinner or you know, he's there taking calls from people who might need to talk, like a lifeline thing kind of.
Yes.
But he runs the Austroi Man Cave. I believe it's the first Sunday of every month, and they do all different things, like they don't just go out for coffee like my dad. My dad and our family is Italian. So he've had people over at his house and they've made homemade cottages or.
He's good man doing something like that.
Yes, and he's yes, and he's been on the radio and he's just an amazing guy and running the Aralian Man Cave is something that's really on his heart when it comes.
To mental health.
Yeah.
So I just wanted to share that and I just want any guys, but even girls that are listening, it's not.
Weak to speak.
That's right exactly. That's a good message. Thanks Marina. Hey Davis, you're on the air. Hey, good, what's happening?
That's your ticket? You did see you next Tuesday?
Yesterday? Is there going to be an ongoing thing?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah yeah. So yesterday we had a super fan that flew from Brisbane just to come see us, and then we invited everyone in and we said, whoever wants to come in on the air and sit in for a break can and they did, so we might do it. We are going to do it every Tuesday for a while.
Excellent, excellent, Yeah, yeah, because I couldn't pivot and then turn up.
But yeah, I wanted to.
Oh well, I'll see your next Tuesday.
See you next Tuesday. Yeah, okay, bye bye.
I think you think Kish Kish was the guy who came from Brisbane. Yeah, flew all the way here just so that he could call us up because the phone number doesn't work.
In Queens, goes somewhere else.
All that effort, and then he inspired you to just let it go.
I love look what you did, Kish, You've created something new on the show.
Yeah.
I wonder how long it's going to last.
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
Very low yea thousands like, oh, we.
Can't, we can't go, it's too much. Birthday will is next. Guys, if you're celebrating your birthday, you can call us now on thirteen one oh six five. We all.
Yeah, morning, it's the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Cooper John's hanging out with Jackie old Carle's off sick.
Yes, indeed, And who's celebrating their birthday today? Ryan reynolds him.
He just seems like a nice guy, dude.
Yeah, hot money.
You just don't know with actors, that's so true.
That's true because they're so good at acting. What's to stop us thinking they're acting in real life when they're in public.
You know, they all thought Diddy was a good guy.
No one thought that, do they not?
Not?
Really, I've never thought that.
Yeah, okay, have you have.
You thought that's a good guy right there? Well maybe a fun guy, maybe a fun guy.
But I just always got the vibe from Diddy, like you know, you think your ship don't stick, but it does stink?
Yeah, like she does.
Yeah, I'll be missing you. I think that song always made me think Jesus is a good guy.
That that was a lie. Yeah, weird Al Yankovich.
Oh what a legend.
Love for you like weird our Yankee.
Love Weird Yankovich this.
Yeah, he used to do parody songs for those that don't know because he's sixty five. Yeah, and then and like they were so lame though when you look back on it, you just think this wasn't funny. We used to laugh this up.
But you're twenty five?
How are you into him?
We used to play, used to don't know. I used to get played heap around the house your dad.
Yeah.
I used to find it quite funny. I don't know why you guys don't find it funny. He did one.
Hang on, let me listen to I need to listen to see if it's finny. Yeah, I'm fun yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is just the chorus.
Yeah, once again.
Who's how don't you laugh at that?
That's what you're laughing at.
He had like a surgeon, like a surgeon.
That's good. That's pretty funny.
Now my personal favorite, just on title ilone he did as opposed to Gangster's Paradise, He did Amish Paradise.
Yeah, and that's it.
It was.
Is that interesting you are easily today?
I am?
Yeah.
God, I feel like you're with everything you like, Cooper.
You're like a fifty year old man stuck in a twenty five year old man's body.
Yeah, because like you like all the old.
Rock bands, you don't really the other day, you'd never heard of Vampire before by Olivia Rodrigo. You'd never even heard the song. Yeah, but you're going to England to see oasis in concept.
Well, I just an old so yeah, you are a product of your environment, yes, Jackie. Yeah, as they say so, my environment has been hanging around a lot of old men.
Yeah yeah, your dad's friends.
All of their friends. Now I'm an old man.
Amelia Clark from Game of Throne, she's thirty eight. And Stan Walker remember hin?
Yeah?
Yeah, Stan he was a New Zealander, was on idol. He is thirty four years old. And Ariana you are twenty six. Happy birthday, wcking morning, Good morning. How's your morning going. Have you got any presents yet?
Yeah?
My fiance got me this bag.
It I've been looking at for quite some time, so I work up to that on the kitchen counter this morning.
It's nice. Oh, what a lovely surprise.
What a sweetheart?
Yeah, it was lovely. And what are you doing tonight? Anything?
Yeah, tonight, I'm going.
To celebrate at my favorite Japanese restaurant, get some delicious sushi and tashimi.
Last night.
I'm just having a look at the under It says you're heading out for Japanese tonight under your bio that Pete has clearly put in, But he spelt Japanese j E p A N I s e like japan Japans.
Japanes. Did you not know that, Pete?
Sorry, that's the harbor, not really.
Was it your ex partner Asian or yeah, it wasn't Japanese. Oh he wasn't. Okay, No, I didn't know if he was Japanese.
Or Peter, Peter Pumpkinita.
Yeah, you're good.
Because Coeps is going to spin the wheel. He's in here already. We want to he's there.
Yeah, I get it, makes sense.
Yeah, let's give it a whirl and get her a prize.
Here we go, whatever lends on, it's all yours, Ariana, And here we go looking like it's number six for you, which is the viral Ninja ice Creamy. It's a deluxe edition value at three hundred and fifty dollars where you can make homemade ice cream, saw based, frozen yogurs, and more over.
Yeah, my god, that was on my birthday list.
Oh my god, I hope you don't actually get it.
Oh my gosh, that's so exciting.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome. All right, We've got a couple of songs for you to choose from before you go, Ariana, Brooklyn's got the carry Oh no, we've got the carryover. Yeah.
We chose Chris Brown yesterday.
And with you.
What good isn't it? I know what have you got? That's okay, Ariana?
For you have some Kanye West, Rhianna all of the lights.
It's a puppy. What do you want to go with? I think this morning, I'm gonna go for Chris Brown. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of it. You guys have fun tonight, Arianna, and happy birthday, my love. Thank you, Thanks Tonny.
We've got a round of our news coming up next.
Chris brownd the Power Pick Now, I'm kiss the Power Chris Brown on the Kyle and Jackie Oh Show, Cooper, John's hanging out with Jackie. Well, Kyle's off sick and it's time to know news thanks to dailymail dot com dot are you everything you need to know?
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Yes?
Thank you?
Sorry, Jackie.
Before you do your own news, I have a piece of our news I brought for you.
Oh wow, pretty Much'm pressed.
I've done work.
What is it Oasis again? Yeah?
Oasis of just no no No. The annual Maxim Hot one hundred came out The Smile is that.
Still going Yeah, Wow, it was just a long time thing.
They Yeah, that's been around for years and years.
Well, I've got good news for you and bad news, I says, but you have gone higher, so you've got do you say higher or lower?
Yeah?
I know what you mean. Okay, Yeah, so if you were.
Sixty last year and you have now improved four teen spots forty six Jackie Jack.
But I got to say, I'm really not really not for these lists.
I'm really not really because.
I just think, yes, you're comparing women like and how they look, and it's just I'm not into it.
Okay.
Yeah, but some of the other ones I wanted to run past year ninety five is ray Gun.
Oh I love ray Gun.
I actually do. I think you know?
I love her too.
Yeah.
Good fifty eight Tones and I fifty seven Sky Wheatley.
So you beat out those, but.
You're actually not the highest radio presenter on it.
You're such a shit starer. Okay, who is it?
Amanda Keller thirty eight?
And that's what I'm actually very happy for Amanda to be thirty eight. I don't think she would be for these lists either.
I gotta say, that's not what she's saying. Apparently downstairs, apparently she's shit canning you at the moment. Down there, her and Jonesy, Apparently they're throwing a little party down there. They're down there. I'll get a while less, Mike, let's go. Apparently your face is on the dartboard. They're throwing dunce at forty five Sonya.
Krueger, Yeah she looks hot, hey, forty.
Two Miranda Kerr.
Yeah again, what do you want me to say? Are obviously designed to get attention?
Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, everyone's hot, but yeah, the placement put ray gun there, yeah, I.
Mean yeah, but the top three, Yeah, there's a couple of Olympians on it, obviously the Olympics were just there.
Of course.
Number three Jess Fox, okay, she was just.
The canoeist who won a double goals. Number two Margo Robbie.
She's always up there.
She's so beautiful, isn't she?
She is putiful?
And then number one Olympic pole voter Nina Kennedy.
Oh yeah, yeah, she's really, Yeah, she's really Those pole vaulters they're pretty yeah fit.
Yeah they are. I mean, if you're onto the Olympics. Yeah, you've got to be fit.
Yeah yeah, Oh wow, I can see her up on the screen. Yeah, she looks beautiful.
What's that on her hands?
Oh well, that would be like a resin of something, you know, she's got like to grip the pole.
It's black.
Yeah, it might be black resin or I don't know if that exists, whatever it is.
I don't know what that's got.
Maybe whatever they put on their hands to pole vaults. But yeah, grip wax, grip wack.
Well, we keep blindly guessing the ass of things today, Jackie and getting it completely correct.
Just where does it come from?
I don't know.
You're amazing twenty five Yearsion Radio. You're amazing. On a social.
You've earned number forty six.
Thank you, Gooper.
Now.
In other news, lamar Odom, you know, the one that was married to Chloe and had his own history.
Of drug problems, almost died himself.
He was recalling his own experiences with street drugs in the wake of Liam Payne's toxicology report that found pink cocaine in there, which is a mix of ketamine methodecstasy that was in his system, and they asked lamar Odem TMZ did about his own use of substances.
He had pink pink cocaine and his system. Have you ever used that?
I think so? Yeah, I've done a lot of things.
Okay, he had crack in his system.
Crack he was really scoring. Drugs could cause you to hallucinate. Yeah, and if he was an hallucination state, then who knows what would happen? I mean, if you hear voices, then you know it's hard to escape those voices. So would go for a bit if those voices told them to do something that led to his feet?
Is there any positive light in all of this?
I think not to do drugs, yeah, like not to put anything up your nose because it could have been fetanol and that shit like like who knows who wants to get her? I call it getting low?
Yeah, I mean obviously Lamar's done it all right, the real heavy stuff. And by him saying, oh, when you hear voices and you can't escape that and God knows what it's telling you to do. I wonder if in that state you genuinely believe the voices?
Yeah?
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, what kind it's also mixed with, say on meth, you won't sleep for you know, a.
Whole weekend or whatever. So you know, a lack of sleep that's coming into play.
As well in judgment and all sorts of things.
A lot of like you know, I just talk about sort of my own experiences with my friends and whatnot.
But one of my friends when I was younger, like obviously.
Suffered like a lot of drug abuse, had his own mental health problems in general. But when on like a massive bender and he like obviously was in his head all weekend, the voices in his head tell him to do things, ended up like, you.
Know, committing suicide.
Yeah, just because he couldn't have got like the and he wasn't he was he had his own mental health issues before, but when he wasn't under the influence of drugs, he could kind of hand manage them.
But when he was under the influence of.
Drugs lack of sleep, it just you know, it's times it all by ten and he just couldn't control it. So a lot of I've heard that with a lot of sort of you know, young people suicides, that a lot of it comes off the back of lack of sleep and drug.
Abuse and that kind of yeah that they get into. Yeah, Lamar sounds good though, is he Yeah, Lamar has been yes, yes, yes, Lamar has been clean and sober, so yes. I mean when you look at Lamar, what he went through and how bad his addiction was, the fact that he's been able to stay clean is really something. You know, he's really turned his life around, because I mean, he was so bad after that episode where he couldn't talk, like he lost his the ability to speak properly.
It really messed with him. It damaged him greatly.
I don't think he could like he couldn't even function for a long time. So we had to get through that as well as stay clean. So he's really come a long way now. When it comes to sex scene in movies, often they're very highly choreographed and it's all fake.
As we know, but I didn't know there are actually.
Some exceptions to the rule where actors will decide between them or whether it's a solo scene, whether to do it for real or not.
So they allowed to do that.
Yes, So it's called unsimulated sex, and it means that what you're watching on the screen happened for real, and that would obviously have to be consensual. But a industry website called Letterbox has revealed some of the celebs that did get it on for real. Right, So, Robert Pattinson was in a movie, I think it was Little Ashes in two thousand and eight, and he played Salvador Daly and he had to do a masturbation scene.
And his before twice, yeah, it would.
Be two thousand and eight would have been just before Twilight, and and and he thought, I can't fake that, like because the camera was on him when he was orgasming, and he thought, I can't fake that. So he decided to do it for real, and he said, so there you go, my my orgasm faces recorded for everyone to see for eternity. And that was also the same year that Twilight came out, I believe. So it just says that on the screen. So what timing?
That must be so tough to actually even get yourself to that point when there's cameras.
And everything around. I would have thought, how do you get turned on?
How do you do that?
A lot of porn actors can do it like it's not that hard, surely.
But that's different because there's a there's an expectation as a woman in.
Front of you as well, you've got he's going off what memory?
Like, he's not watching pornography?
Yeah, yeah, I just think like you turn up to a porn seat.
We're all there for the same reason. You know, we know what we're doing today.
Everyone's used to seeing nudity and sex, but on a movie set, they're not, Like it's awkward?
Are you not ever using your memory? Cooper?
I know I really gave yourself away there, So you need porn.
Well, I'm with you, like it's just so easy to watch poor yeah.
And just get to know.
But recently I thought, nah, I'm going to give myself a challenge and just try to use memory only. Yeah, how would be better? Like more satisfying, don't you think? Did you end up doing it like a.
Week and then I just couldn't do it anymore? Why because you ran out of ideas?
You're not creative with me.
If I was using memory, I'd have to draw on past experiences, and then I don't want to have to think about past experiences, and then, you know, risk getting some weird connection with someone from my part your ex'es.
You know I don't want that.
Well, so don't you imagine new scenarios though? Can't you guys imagine that with who It's.
A gender thing, guys.
So when it comes to sex, men are more visually stimulated where women are more emotionally and mentally stimulated. And that's why men watch porn and women read porn primarily.
But not.
I'm not reading, you're not, but a lot.
Of women are.
I mean, think about why fifty Shades of Gray was so popular.
Oh no, I get that, like it's but you're not going to every time you want to do that. Go okay, I'm going to get out a book and read eroticism just so I can turn myself on. Surely you can do it like just with your own creative visualization.
Yeah, I would struggle to see if girls in their bed reading a book whilst pleasuring themselves.
But if that is.
So, the other the other movies that have had real sex or simulation. Chloe seven year now she played the mum in the Menendez Brothers Monsters series just recently, so you can know who I'm talking about.
How long ago was this?
This was in two thousand and three, and she in the movie she had to perform oral sex on an actor, and she said she's very proud of the fact that she did give him an actual BJ and it is there on film and she did. Yeah, she's proud that she did that. But Chloe's like that, I.
Mean, these people are just doing porn, right, porn. Yeah, like she's trying to make out like it's.
Yeah, I know, you put an actor's spin on it, suddenly it's artistic. Then there's Aubrey Plaza, you know, the girl that was in White Lotus and yeah, other things. She's really cute, the brunette. Anyway, she had to also masturbate on camera, and yeah, she wasn't sure when it was in the script. She's like, what do I actually do on camera? Like, how do I do this by not doing it? And she talked about that recent.
See my hand slowly go out of frame. That's what I thought I was going into. But then when I showed up, there were a bunch of old men smoking, and then I went and then touched myself. I asked the director, so what should I do? And she said, masterbat like it says in script.
So she did so she did it for real as well.
That's not bad, that's yah.
That's weird when you get all the old men out of the room for it.
Yeah, why are the old men smoking in the room anyway, already for this scene now, Kim Kardashian, it turns out is a Master Manifesto. She liked recently on Instagram a post about manifestation, and people saw that Kim had liked it, and then they dug up this old footage from twenty when she was twenty five years old and she used to be the assistant to Paris Hilton. She used to organize Paris's wardrobe and just walk around with her doing whatever Paris wanted.
She wasn't famous then.
Oh really, she was her assistant.
Yeah, and then came to Australia.
They did, so they were at Boddy Beach.
No one really knew who Kim was.
It was all about Paris and at that point she was the assistant. And when they were interviewing Paris, they also asked Kim about what sort of things she would like to do, and she talked about having her own TV show. They would totally do a show.
You know, I really want to do some kind of show that shows my life and what I do in my.
Closet stuff and all of that would be really fun for me because that's.
So natural and there it was it happened manifestation manifested.
That's bizarre how that whole started.
Then.
Is she the eldest of the Kardashians.
Courtney is Yeah, it was Courtney, Kim Chloe.
And Kim was the but Kim got famous first, she.
Did, yes, yes, okay, yeah, she kind of did.
She definitely was famous first.
I never got into the Kardashians thing, didn't you. No, I don't know if you could tell.
It was good.
I liked it back in the day when it was real, real and they actually were following them annuinely, it was good.
I'm more of an Osbourne's man.
Osborne's was great. I loved the Osbourne's.
Yeah, it's a bit more chaotic.
Yeah, exactly. So the Leader's Diddy lawsuit is probably the worst one yet. I have to say. There's a new filing against p Diddy from a thirteen year old girl, and this happened in New York in the year two thousand and after the VMA's. It was the after party, and she has not been identified, only that she was thirteen at the time, and she said that she went to the party, had one drink and that left her feeling very woozy and lightheaded. She felt like she might pass out, so she went to look for a place to rest and found an empty bedroom, and then soon after lying down, she claims Diddy, along with a male and female celebrity, entered the room and apparently did he grabbed her and said, you're now ready to party, and she says she was then raped by two men while the woman watched.
Oh, let's see.
I know, I know, how could this stuff go on?
I know, I had like a little girl walking around at a party and no one bothered.
To They just think, Oh, because she's like really drunk and out of it, it's okay for him to have sex with her, and somebody else joins in, and like they keep saying that there's these celebrities that are in these videos and that are watching what's happening or participating, and you just think, who are those celebrities?
Yeah, I mean, when's everything going to like court in November?
I thought I thought it was November. Kirsten, do you have the details on winniters?
Yeah, there's all different suits, so he's jew back in November for some of them. This one probably won't be hurt until around May next year.
I guess we're going to start hearing more right when that actual when it goes to court, and then they can produce these videos as evidence. Yeah.
They say that a lot of the celebrities that are named in the documents that haven't been released to the public will likely setol so that the files are sealed, so we might not ever know.
That suck.
That's annoying.
They need to be named for sure.
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Someone has felt they've made a mistake in a relationship.
It's over, but now they're asking for them back.
Like they're asking for an ex back the dumping.
Did they do the dumping?
Yes?
So today this girl cheated on her boyfriend with a work colleague and she realized she made a huge mistake and to try and get him back.
That's going to be tough.
Yeah that's hard.
Yeah, that's hard. And he's really hot by the looks of it.
The work colleague or exploit me.
If it doesn't work, you can slide in.
No, no, I don't do that. Sign me up. I don't care. No moral cut a girl's grass, yeah, censor. So she's hot too, like they're both real cute. But yeah, so she cheated on him. Okay, well that's going to be a tough ask.
You're type jackie.
Yeah, the dark hairs.
He's cute, like, look at that, it looks like Italian.
Yeah, he does look Italian?
Okay, interesting, and he's how old is you guys?
He is thirty six?
Yeah, good age for youl. Oh no, it's a bit young.
Actually.
Hey, we're still trying to get these two back together.
First, no, we I hopefully it'll work out.
Let's speak to Jemma. That's her name.
Will speak to Jemma find out exactly what happened. It's coming up next.
Yeah, four minutes to wait on the Kylons Oh show, you got Cooper, John's hanging out while Carle's off sick, and time for I want you back Jackie.
Yep.
Okay, Let's talk to Jemma because she wants her ex boyfriend back. She's thirty four, he's thirty six and Jemma cheated on him recently. So Hi, Jemma, how are Jamma?
Hi?
Guys, I've been better.
Yeah, like five weeks ago this ended. You're a teacher, Yeah, and you had an affair with another teacher at the school. So how long had you and your boyfriend Tom been together for?
So we've been together for four years that we met at UNI A while ago and have been made since then, but yeah, only really got together about maybe four and a half years ago and then called it official.
Yeah, So, like what happened? Where was everything good with Tom?
Like?
Was the relationship final? Were you having troubles?
Honestly, Jackie, I made him miss I made a mistake. The relationship was great if it was really stable. It was my first relationship, long term relationship. And I think I don't know, I think I just freaked out.
How did how did imes?
Oh, so you could go, I was just going to.
Say that, you know, he was great, It got a little bit I don't want to say stale, but it just I was just missing the excitement. Yeah, And I don't know. I started there was this teacher at school who you know, we were mates, and you know, we were floating a little bit, and I stuffed up. I just fully stuffed up. And I don't know what to do.
Was that like a one time thing with the teacher or was it an ongoing thing for a little bit.
We slept together twice over like the course of a week or two, and then I just felt I felt so guilty, Like I don't know what happened. I just like a switch flipped and I was like, I'm making a massive mistake. And I ended up telling Tom and then he broke up with me.
Oh God, isn't this awful, Like you know that you've made this huge mistake you wanted to come clean and it's just too Yeah, it's too hard for him to get over that. I can understand it.
Yeah, I'm just like I wish, I wish I had told him how I was feeling at the time.
Because yeah, oh it just sucks.
Jimma, this this teacher that you work with. I mean, he's obviously still at the school, right, Oh, yeah he is.
Yeah. I've tried to tell Tom that. I've tried to tell him that if you know, if we can work this out, I'm happy to move schools.
I'll do anything.
Wow.
Okay, Yeah, what department is he? And is he pet choose your math?
No, he's an English teacher, and what are you? I'm an English teacher as well.
Okay, so it's like really same department.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long were you guys kind of starting to flirt? How long did that period go on for before you slept with him?
It wasn't that long, to be honest, it was maybe like a few weeks, maybe like a month or two.
I don't know.
We were I mean we were friends. We've been in you know, like you said, we've been in the same department, so we're constantly working with each other.
And we went out, we went.
We had a school meeting one night, and then a bunch of us went out for a drink afterwards, and then it kind of just happened. Like it's not like it was. It wasn't premeditated or anything. Yeah, you know, we've always gotten on.
And did you go back to life or did it happen when you're out? No, we went back to his place and was your partner?
Was your boyfriend like sus on you at the time that you didn't come home that night or.
I ended up getting home quite late I could, To be honest, I don't remember what I said, But no, he wasn't aware at all.
Yeah, I just he.
Knew that we knew. He knew that we were going out for drinks with the staff.
And how big a reaction did Tom have when you told him, Like how how angry or upset was he?
He was really upset because you know, it's four years so I get it. I'd be upset as well.
Were you guys living together here? We were? Yeah, oh so what did you move out?
Yeah? I'm in a sharehouse now and it's oh yeah, got.
The situation going on. Yeah that's tough. Yeah. Okay, Well, Jim or we're going to take a real short break. You figure out what it is you want to say to Tom. Like Cooper made a comment before you even spoke to you, and he said that she'd have to be really convincing for me to even consider it.
So yeah, I think, Yeah, when did you us talk to him? Jemma?
He stopped answering my calls like a week ago. I've been trying, like this is really like even going on the radio to do this is really bold for me, Like you know what I mean, I don't know what else to do.
Let's see if it works, Gemma, Okay, sit tight, and then we'll get Tom on and try and see if there's any chance of getting back together.
All right, stand by okay, yep, if you just tuned in, we spoke to Jemma, who's thirty four and been dating Tom thirty six, for about four and a half years.
He is a very good looking guy and she's a good looking girl, but I don't know. After four and a half years, she was like, oh, you know, the butterflies and all that, it's not there anymore. It feels a bit stale, even though the relationship was excellent and she's a teacher and there was another teacher at the school and she had a little bit of a fling with him him twice. Came clean to Tom the boyfriend, but he left her, and that was five weeks ago, and she's very regretful and she wants him back, and she's going to ask him will you take me back in.
Just a moment.
Scary stuff, It is scary. How are you feeling, Gemma?
God, I'm feel nauseous to be honest.
Yeah, this is your last kind of a ditch attempt, isn't it, after trying for a while and him now just not even taking your call.
Yeah, I just I don't know what I get it. I would be upset as well.
And I don't mean to.
I'm not trying to be crazy and invade his space.
But I'm just you want to show him how regretful you are and how much you're willing to.
I just needed, I just want a chance I'll do anything.
Well, we do have him, so we're going to bring him up now and then you can have a chat to him. Okay, okay, all right, Hey Tom, Hi, how are you?
Oh yeah, all right's a show.
So you're now on air.
I know that you know you're on kiss, but you're not sure what you're here for.
Okay, so you're on air now. I'm Jackie.
This is Coops. He's filling in for Kyle, and we have someone you know on the line that really wants to talk to you, Tom. So all I would ask is that maybe you just hear her out if you don't mind. It is your ex girlfriend, Jemma. Okay, yeah, go ahead, Jemmy.
Hey Tom, I know this is weird. I know, I like, I know, it's really weird. I'm just I just I didn't know what else to do because you're not answering my calls. I'm just I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And I will literally do anything to make this work, like literally anything, Tom, Like I said, I will move schools, I'll go to therapy, I'll do whatever. I just don't want us to throw away a four year relate to ship over this.
So is the way you go about it.
I don't know what else could do.
No, No, I didn't know what else to do.
Tom, You're not answering my call. If I show up, you're not opening the door.
No, No, that breathing.
Give me space. I need to process. I at the bottom, have fallen out of my world and no, no, I cannot do this.
Oh Tom, Yeah, Okay, So I do understand Jemma. He needs some space, and I think you probably do need to give that to him because it's fresh. Tom, Like, what has your mindset been over these last five weeks? Is there any part of you that would ever consider giving Jemma another chance?
No?
No, I'm completely blindsided and came out of nowhere. I thought I thought she was the one I was. I thought, I it's just shaking my world up.
I just know.
Yeah, Tom, did you what about take us back to the time you found out.
Did you suspect anything was happening at that time or not at all?
No, it came out of nowhere. I was completely shattered. I can't even believe it. I don't even I don't even understand what's going on.
Yeah, we were we were talking off air about like your thirty six. You know, Gemma's thirty four. You guys are around that age where you'd be thinking about marriage and kids.
And you said that's what.
I thought was happening.
But no, Tom, do you know I freaked out? You know, you know we've we talked about it. You know I was freaking out about it. I just want to about it the wrong way about it. I should I know, I should have spoken to you about how scared I was feeling about both getting married or you know, starting a family.
I've never done this before, being scared by you did, big clime, and you hurt me.
I know.
And no, I can't do this. No, and this is the way to go about it either. This is the reason I'm avoiding your cause.
No, I don't appreciate this.
Oh, Tom, I'm sorry, I can't go now.
Yeah, okay, all right.
Oh it's very polite, so polite.
How are you feeling guilt?
It must be awful? Care I know, honey, I know.
I think.
Look, I think, Jim, I would like I think the only way if there is a possibility it's ever going to work. I think time's the only thing that's gonna He's hurting so much right now and you know, he's going to have some trust issues. He's not going to believe what you're saying for a while. I think time's going to be the only thing if there's ever a chance. So you think you need to give him a little bit of space, Yeah, do.
You think coops, like if you were in Tom's position that you, like, honestly, would you consider ever taking someone back?
Me?
Personally, I don't think I cool. I don't think I would personally. Yeah, that's just the way I'm wired. But I've got a heap.
Of mates that have done it. I've done it.
They've had a.
Year, they've had a year six months apart from somebody who has cheated on them, and then they've gone back and they've they're engaged.
Like, wow, so it did. Yeah, so it's not.
It's not impossible.
But I can tell you right now, Jem, like, if it does get back, you know, if you if there is a possibility you two getting back together, the relationship, particularly the first couple of years, it's not the same for a while. Like, you know, the trust issues there's going to be it's going to be very one sided for a little bit. I mean, if you're willing to put up with those kind of things, it'll be.
I'm willing to do anything. I'm willing to do anything, but I want to do anything.
I do think the most important thing you can do right now just give him some time and space and not contact him, because he has asked for that, you know, and if the roles were reversed, you wouldn't want someone harassing you who had done that. So I think it is as hard as that is, because all you all you want to do is make it right, make it right, you know, and get that forgiveness. But and it's hard to just let it go for a while. But I do think you might need to do that just to respect him.
Yep.
Oh, what a terrible situation. I'm so sorry, Gemma. Thank you for sharing your story with us. I do hope things can somehow resolve themselves.
For doing you too.
You seem like a lovely person, Gemma. You don't.
You don't seem like a bad person. I get you made a mistake, but you can always make it for a mistakes.
Yeah, and you know you'll learn from that. That will probably you will probably.
Ever do that again, no ever ever. Yeah, all right, Jack, Thanks honey, No problems not a good one today. Yeah, I know we're going to do the noise guys. If you do, you think you know what the noise is? This is what it sounds like. Yep, you will win one hundred thousand dollars if you get it right.
We've given out plenty of clues. Let's give it away when Kyl's noise to rub it in.
Yeah, thirty one six five.
Yes, one hundred thousand dollars noise.
Signed to name the noise on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. You've got Cooper, John's hanging out with Jackie Old Kyle's off sick.
Yep, we don't need the noisekeeper anymore because I now know the noise so we're all good to go. It is worth one hundred thousand dollars if you know what it is. Yeah, that's what you will win. So here's how it sounds. Okay, what do you think it is? Shanaiah, you're first up?
Oh my god, hello, hey, okay, I think it is putting a pillow inside a pillow cake.
That's that's not right, okay, Yeah, have you heard the clues? Is the question? Because that definitely narrows it down. BJ You're second, up, here is the noise?
What do you reckon?
Bj?
Okay, so I'm thinking it's sliding the ring into the case charger.
The ring?
What ring?
What?
The galaxy ring? You know, you know how you've got the Galaxy phone, but now they've got the new version of the Galaxy Ring. So I'm yeah. So, as Kyle said, you can't hear it, but if you micro manage it with the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, look, I'm going to put you out in your misery. Bej it's not it.
I'm sorry. Okay, thank you, Sonny, thanks for trying. Sheba.
Here is the noise?
All right?
What do you think it is?
I think it's putting beads onto a bracelet.
No, not it.
No, you're too nice. You put them straight out of there.
I do.
Don't let it linger. They need to let it linger. Danny, do you think you know what the noise is on? You got it all worked out? Danny?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Danny?
Hello?
Yeah, Danny, it's Benny, not Danny.
Okay, Danny, No one do you weren't answering?
Yeah?
We're good, honey. Okay, I'm gonna play the noise and they're not going to guess what do you reckon?
I think it's closing a ziplock bag with your fingers.
Definitely needs your fingers for that one.
Yeah, but it's I thought one.
Of the clues was putting something like in.
Yeah, the crime, the wanted thing, yeah, yesterday. I'm like, they're putting evidence in it.
Because you're still putting something into a bag Jackie.
Yes, but no, but you're saying the motion is ziplocking it or putting something into the bag.
It's like zip blocking it.
Shut.
That's right, that's.
Wrong, terrible.
This is why, this is why you'd never do it.
I can understand me.
You know why I never get the answer. DJ, you're our last caller.
Hi, guys, how are you good?
Okay, DJ play, I'll play the noise going on with all these names BJ, DJ Yeah whatever that was, Yeah, here's the noise, all right, go for it, DJ, Okay.
I think it is putting bread into a toaster and then sliding it down, like putting sliding the lever down with your fingers.
What do you what do you guys think about that?
Guess at the end it has a little latch bit.
Yes, let's hear that. The latch, Yes, like a latch.
You're so bad at right. It's not toast, just bread, nothing like that.
Sorry, guys. Well, I will say though, I am about to release the noise to those that are in the Kiss Club.
To release the noise.
Answer. What I didn't know, Brooklyn was that we take it out of the podcast apparently, and so nobody has on record the.
Noise so they can't hear it every day, no.
To the segment.
So now I'm going to send them all the noise so they can hear it over and over. It'll be in your inbox any second. If you're part of that Kiss Club, which is you know, free to join now.
If you want it, you.
Go to the kiss website okay, yeah, well yeah, and then that's where you'll get all the clues and incorrect guesses so far, and the noise as well to listen to. Why wouldn't you be a part of Why would it's free?
Actually? Are you a part of it? Jackie? No?
All right, guys, coming up shortly, we will take your calls. A round of own news is on the way, Na Kyle and Jackie Oshow. Yeah. Last week we discovered that both Cooper John's and intern p to have a hidden talent apparently.
Well probably for me would be definitely running and the guitar for me as well.
So I'm the same as Coops. So yeah, play the guitar.
Well, why have we never heard that.
Star here? Guys?
Maybe downstairs at the other station.
By the way, I'm not like I reckon Cooper might actually be better.
Than me a little bit played? What are you learning to like?
Just more like little bits of little songs like living in all torn down, sweet Home, Alabama.
Obama, Obama.
Sorry.
See, the thing is is that intern Peak competes.
With Coops because he's jellas that Coops has taken a bit of his airtime. And and and there's a part of me that thinks he hasn't even learned the guitar at all.
He's just chiming in.
That's a good chance, there's a very good chance he has no idea what to do with the guitar.
Well, what's this instant story you posted Peter seventeen of October seeking a guitar teacher? You need to learn a few lash can record.
It was a bit of a joke, like I just thought of when you know, just to make a bit of a joke anyway, So you do actually play lessons from about ten No, sorry, eight years old's about fourteen?
Right, Well, Koob's I know you learned it in COVID or something like that.
I learned on YouTube and covid.
I'm so angry, like I learned the same thing over and over again for months and months and months, and.
Then he picks it up on YouTube.
I know this young generates that great I'm not that good.
Guys.
Well, we're going to put you both to the test and actually see how much Pete knows when it comes to playing the guitar.
He must be good because he had to have a nervous wee, that's how nervous he.
I am quite nervous. My hands have been Shagan old time.
Oh that's cute that he owns that. Peter.
There's nothing wrong with allowing your emotions, Peter.
Yeah, Peter, I think once a week is enough. So it's a battle of the bands.
Okay. Now I'm going to try and sing along to your song.
So what you're saying, no, sorry, okay, I have a stipulation because I can't sing and play at the same time.
And if someone's singing or tapping along.
Now.
I mean, we can try, but I just don't have that schedule skill to do the both things.
Block me out and concentrate on the play.
So no one else is allowed to talk while you're Oh god, no.
No way, what if?
So not even tapping things?
I'll probably close my eyes.
Yeah, don't you have to look at what you're doing on the guitar.
I'll probably close my eyes three quarters anyway, I just don't, can't.
It doesn't matter. It's not about me.
Now, you guys both doing the same song.
No, I'm doing all.
I'll be doing whatever. I'll see where Cooper does first before.
I've got a song here that apparently you're doing.
But I've got a few things up with a few surprises.
Oh okay, I'm going to go with it with you, but you're you're sticking to the one you said, which is Fast Car by Tracy Chapman's Car.
And do you mind if I try and at least sing along so we can see?
Yeah?
Yeah, thanks, cops, you're so easy going. Just now, can I just warn you, I'm really bad with knowing when to come in, so I'll just wait, i'ld guess.
Okay, you don't want me to. Can you just.
Yeah, maybe he should.
Let's for the listeners, Let's see how we go. Okay, yes, because I feel like your guitar playing should be good enough for me to really know where is the cue?
Please be careful that guitar. That's my mother's guitar.
Oh, we're showering guitars, hearing guitars.
Okay, because Cooper didn't bring his free segment that we had planned for a better week.
I didn't know it was on today.
I's been in the calendar for a week. But let me just that's more behind the scenes.
Let me just warm this thing up.
So you already look like a rock star.
Good luck?
Yeah, it suits you.
Thanks, Please stop flirting, ship.
Mess my fingers up.
It's still the warm up. Yeah, we're still warming up, and it's people putting you off. There are you fine?
Here we go? I think i'm cloth. You got a fast car.
I want a ticket to take it anywhere. Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe together, we can get somewhere. Any place is better starting from zero?
Got nothing? Sure you're on.
The yeahirm, Cooper's timing is correct.
Has ever heard the song powerful You're going fast and slow, so.
Are you? Can you pick it up from where we were or you're not good enough to do that?
I can pick it.
It's the same, yes, it it's just repeating over and over.
Okay, we'll break it up from starting from zero. Okay, No, we'll start it from Maybe we'll make something.
No, I don't know how to say. No, I'm just Cooper. Start playing it.
Yeah, I'll figure it out starting from zero. Got nothing to listen. Maybe, Brooklyn, you need to do it. I don't think I can.
Maybe when he starts playing, you should start from See my old man's got a problem?
All right, cool, all right, here we go.
Ready, yep, and let's do the rock star thing.
One two, one two three.
See my ole man's got a problem. Live with the battle.
That's weird it is, he says, but is too old for working.
His buddy's too young to look like this.
My mama went off and left him. She wanted more from life than he could give us.
Somebody's gotta take care of him.
So I quit school. And that's what I did.
Play yourself down.
I think we've proven that you're actually quite good.
Thank you.
So there we go, round of applause for.
That was pretty good. What do you think, Peter?
It wasn't too bad.
It was pretty good.
Credits due?
And are they hard chords to do?
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, that's hard because I'm plucking as opposed to just playing.
Right.
Okay, what about you, Peter? Are you plucking as well?
Or no? No?
Are you?
Are you just like? Are you just strumming with the yeah?
With the pick?
Yeah?
I hadn't heard that word plucking before.
You know what, I'm kind of fright. He's throwing off puzzling here, so he's gone. I haven't played since you.
Yeah, maybe he's going to be amazing. So Green Day is the song? Is that right?
Good of your life?
Good?
Good good? Green Day classic?
It is a good one, but like short version of it? And if I get yeah, well that requires a bit of plucking at the start.
Yeah, are you going to do that?
Well?
That will not not my version? Sorry, hang on?
What about okay?
Just give me a second feel the vibes to feel?
Sounds good so far?
Yeah?
Oops, it's a bit closed the microphone. Yeah, that's a bit nervous.
Now did you do it? You got this, Peter? You know you need a moment on air?
To shine.
Sorry at your show.
Sorry, I'll be quiet.
Wrong.
Isn't that plucking?
Yeah?
That is that's plucking, Pete.
Telling you right now throwing off?
Is he?
I reckon? He's really good and.
I don't want to cry again?
Okay, spot there can I do another song?
Actually? Because that's I'm going to play the start at the time in your life.
That's all like, okay, all right, do another one.
So you can only play the start too.
Because I can only play the start of multiple songs.
Okay, that makes sense.
So okay, what are we going to do now?
Let's just do it all torn down or something like that.
I don't know that song, but go ahead.
It's a bit of a good drum. You don't need to sing this one. Yeah, you probably want to sing.
No, I don't you go. Peter is learning the beeps this week. We don't want to test him too much.
Okay, I've lost it a bit now, but this as well. Just wrong, Peter. I'm not trying to be funny here. I'm just trying to get the right cord.
Peter.
I think you're wrong, Cooper, wrong.
I think I was Do you know what?
Can I'll play something from the seventies, which is.
Just play anything that's good. Pete, is this the song? Yeah, I recognize it.
I don't know.
I don't want to ask him because it will put him off.
Though.
What's the song, Peter?
I don't know.
Just something from the standards, stumming things in the seventies.
Okay, I know, Peter.
Yeah, so many about.
Yes by greens food to play the start.
Of that, No, no, Peter, heartbreak theme song break, but I don't even know what that sounds like.
Let me play for ship swearing.
Yeah, for swearing, you're pretty much almost lied, almost lied about being you know, there's enough.
There's enough to work with.
Yeah, you're right on the edge, you're so close, but you're just maybe a bit more practice.
Part of my fixing myself journey. I'm going to dedicate the next.
Yes, I will. Yeh do it, Peter.
I feel you need a good hobby like that, a productive one someone there's something where you learn something.
Yeah, yeah, I agree, what about this?
Okay, that's we're done. Now we have to move on, Peter. But thank you, thank you.
We've got a run of our news coming out.
And yeah, if you guys want to call through any time, our number. It's thirteen and one oh six five JAGIEO.
This is the Kyle and Jackie O Show with Cooper. John's hanging out while Kyle's off sick, and it's time for Jackie's own news. Thanks to dailymail dot com dot are you everything you need to know?
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A bit of feedback on the guitar playing and singing here, Okay, that was Dad said the shittiest voice cover of fast Car I've ever heard. Tell her to stop.
That's horrible. I didn't think it was alive.
It's a lot.
Rather listen to blind harmonica guy to be honest was another message. Oh, for the love of all that's good and holy, stop this segment.
Here's a comment for you by Hi Jackie.
I played guitar, and yes, Peter was out of practice, but he has far more skill than Cooper because fast Car is easy. Cooper was also not playing the full song, just repeating one part over it correct.
I was because I didn't want to enough fair enough.
Yeah. Our text line what is what is oh?
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Four double oh double nine five four four seven?
The guy which spells our kiss k I I s ye hey I if you want to text us anytime. Yeah, four, double O, double nine k I I S and a round of our news. Cardi B Is sick of the pranks that are getting played on her at the moment. Apparently, someone called Child Services even and reported that she was, you know, needed checking up on with the kids, and she was not happy.
Would Child Protect the services to come to my house now, my house, my gated mansion at eleven pm while my children are sleeping, because there's an anonymous call that my kids have been getting abused and beaten. Are you fucking dumb? Don't you ever in your life play with my kids? Don't you ever in your life play with my motherhood. We don't play that shit. My kids live great. My kids have never been touched, never got here, no matter how I knowing they are, I never hear my kids. Now you're gonna you're gonna see, You're gonna see the evil side of me because I'm not letting that shift can go.
So what's the deal with that? If you complain about someone to Child Services, surely you have to back it up with something more than just a prank.
Call, or you can't just ring and say, oh, you need to go check on Cardi.
B's it's a celebrity, you'd think they would think twice.
About going, I know.
But then at the same time, you can't really treat them any differently than you would another complain.
Right, how'd they know the address? Had the people even Surely you can't just ring and say that.
People calling would know, Like those celebrity addresses are pretty easy to find. Yeah, oh yeah, true, they're always on star maps. You buy a star map and they've got them all there.
Oh so I wonder how much that happens then people just.
Well, That's what I'm wondering, was to stop people doing that all the time. And how do they kind of, you know, decipher between just a silly prank call and something they need to investigate.
How much do you reckon celebrities, particularly the ones on star maps get prank like a knock and ran on by keys.
I don't know a lot.
It must be thousand, It.
Must be so annoying for them.
But then a lot of the new celebrities are in these gated communities, right.
So that's where it's Yeah, the ones that have the doorbells on the outside. Do you think you'dould just be ringing.
The which a lot of them, do you know, especially if they're living in Malibu or something, they're just all the front gates there.
Yeah, it's not as gated the community.
Talking about pranks going wrong.
One of my old teammates, so what happened was with like anti doping policy boost juice. You know, you weren't supposed to have boost juice because they have some proteins in it that sometimes can athletes aren't allowed to have.
Oh right, Oh, they're so strict.
So one of the boys accidentally had a boost juice with protein and at one time. So I rang him as like the head of a doping agency saying that he'd failed.
Because he got tested like the week after.
He was worried about it, Yeah, saying that he'd failed, and before I could tell him it was a prank kind of like it just wrapped up the call and I thought, well, let him.
Sweat on it for a couple hours.
Yeah.
Anyway, he ended up like ringing his manager, his mum and dad and apparently was like distraught, like completely distraught. Even went up to like the coach to apologize for letting you keep it.
This is what happens when you tell someone their career is about to be over.
It's gonna say, what did you just expect him to go back and watch the TV show he's watching and just all his normal, Like I didn't know was he going to place calls?
Yeah, I know in hindsight, but I was like at nineteen, so I didn't really think too far ahead.
Were you like the little brother on that team?
Yeah, I was like the youngest in the kind of squad, so I thought it was funny to do these pranks that you know, didn't didn't know the repercussions on their families at the time.
And how did he take her when you called him back and said I.
Was just not great, not great?
He ended up like he he got all my foot footy boots and put him in water and then put them in the freezer, so he froze all of my footy boots so I couldn't like drain and coulfuse them for ages, and like they completely ruined all the day. Yeah, like every single I had like five ten pairs of boots and he put them all and they just turned him into like iciner blocks.
Oh and that's it. They're ruined up.
Yeah, they completely just like ruined them. God, I think I still won the war. I didn't think it was who won the war. Yeah, I think mine was better.
Now, we don't often talk about the Beatles on this show, although that's probably something you're into. I love the Beatles, Yeah, I love the Beatles. To McCartney, Yeah, did you like John Lennon?
I did like John Lennon. Yeah.
It seemed like a really good guy to me, John Lennon, right, like he was with Yoga O.
No, he's so devoted to her.
But now there's a new memoir that's just been released where it's one of John Lennon's very very good friends, Elliott Mince. I've heard of that name before, actually, Elliot Mince. Anyway, one of the stories in the biography is raising eyebrows because back when he was obviously with his then wife a Yoko Ono, they're at a party and they were watching the election results and it was becoming clear that rich Nixon was going to be the next president. John obviously didn't like that. He was getting pretty drunk and upset about this. And then, because it's it was I guess, an apartment in New York, this party was being held in and he grabbed a woman and took her to the bedroom and had sex with her, and everyone at the party could hear, and Yoko Ono was on the couch, sitting there, mortified, but sitting there nonetheless not going in and stopping it.
And then everyone felt very uncomfortable because it.
Was quite loud, and they went to leave because they thought this feels so weird and uncomfortable. They wanted to leave, but all the coats were in that bedroom, so everyone.
Had to wait. But yeah, I got anyway.
So Elliott says that Yoko did forgive John but would never forget what happened that night. This is very odd the story.
It wasn't like an open type relationship then, I suppose.
Apparently not, because she was very upset and mortified when she was there. Random.
Sorry, remember the last election, we had a party at your house, Jackie.
Yeah, that's right, and it was like, yeah, that was the for the prime minister.
Yeah, when elbow one and I remember you were still drinking at that point and you just vanished to your bedroom for like hours, an hour or so. Do you remember that. I probably went and had a nap. Yeah, I think you were just napping.
I was, yeah, tired, but you know, where was that story going thing?
There were no there was no guy I was going off to the bedroom with that's for sure.
Okay, I thought this is I thought he's a bold man revealing. Yeah. Yeah, and you just went up and had a nap.
Yeah that was it.
It actually was that boring.
Yeah, it kind of was. Wasn't it a new person election party?
I know, I know, I don't know why I did that. Actually, why did I do an election party?
We were kind of way into politics that year.
If I think it were, I think you're right there was a bit of, like, you know, excitement around it. I don't know anyway. Buster Rhymes is asking for people to just chill out when it comes to Diddy and all the stories we're hearing. He just thinks people need to maybe mind their own business for now and let the prosecution decide what's up.
Would like for everyone to be mindful of the thirst and the urgency and the need to speak on the situation. I think a lot of times people don't realize how.
Insensitive it could be to have opinions on things that you have no understanding of outside of what you're being told. So with that being said, I'm going to reserve my opinions. Everybody probably need to mind the damn business until the truth is undisputed.
I mean, I don't know.
I think we have a right to chat about it, don't we.
I think we definitely have a right an opinion. There's too many stories for but hey, he's completely.
Innocent, right, yeah, exactly.
There are some things where you go, oh, look there's not enough evidence on it, but yeah, not now, not this.
And the and and the video footage in the hotel room, and it's like that's we've seen that now, so sorry, Yeah, we'll judge.
Got a text, Brooklyn. You need to make sure your news headlines aren't stressing people out. You just said police say RBT now on ice. It sounded like police are now to see people for ICE. I don't know why this person's stressed out about that.
What I do?
Yeah, when I did read that out, I thought, I thought, yeah, this sounds like they.
Are all our drugs.
Has Peter stopped crying yet? I think he needs to go and make Cooper a coffee.
Oh no, no, don't worry, Peter. You don't need to make me a coffee. You get Alphie to do that for me.
Thank you, Alfie.
Yeah, Hi, I live with Pete. I'm his roommate, Peter, I'm really fed up with your smelling.
Oh, this is just a stupid one.
I don't know who. Can't be them because it can't be there.
Every time you come back the room is because there's no what.
He said, there's no accent.
Every time you come back, the room is filled with an awful smell. Please try to clean your shoes, or at least keep them outside. We can't put up with this any longer. Sorry that I had to message your workplace. I had no other choice. Yeah, okay, do you want me to call that person?
Give a buzz?
It couldn't do.
Your flatmates said, definitely.
Don't speak English.
I think it's a good chance it's not going to be his flatmates.
Yeah, but if it.
Is, Yeah, I'm taking a part on this one too.
Into the radio. Yeah, well hello, are you intern pizza like mate?
Are?
Yeah?
Yeah? Okay, what's your problem with feet?
He's got smelly feet?
Ah?
Yeah, only he speaks laying around.
I said, take your shoe off by because his husbandy dirty.
And I say, every time you'll come your smell, boy, I'm very sick like I'm very sick of it, like I.
Smell very bad.
Yeah, okay, I get that.
Yeah, I didn't realize you spoke English.
What was your name?
Mate?
Yeah, Peter's asking he didn't realize you spoke English because you've never.
Spoken to him since living in the house.
Well, I.
Put on a lot of for pizza because I don't like talking to him.
So that's why I don't speak got chat?
Wow that's all about?
Yeah?
Yeah, Well Peter's off to London tonight.
So o London not playing gold smell? Thank you.
I'm going to take a pun here and.
Say that was not well.
You'll never know, all right, guys coming up if you want to call us our number thirteen one oh six five.
Six Kyle is Jackie out and Jackie Kyle and Jackie Cooper.
This one's for you. Actually, this Aussie motivational speaker and Lo copping a little bit of shit online at the moment because he did this video where he's trying to talk people out of having a big night out. And I know you love your big nights out.
I do love my videos, you love them?
Yeah, and Brooklyn you used to do it anymore? Yeah, not as much?
Nah?
And this guy's just saying, guys, chill out, like you're wasting your life by having these big nights out. Let's have a listen.
This is the cost of an average night out, three hundred and fifty dollars for a bag of rack, at least one hundred.
Dollars on piece.
Because when you get a nose full of rack, everyone's your best mates. So you shout in the whole pub, and maybe the boys wanted to go for a slat, so you put a fifty through and before you know it, you've played it down trying to chase that feature. Not to mention the fifty plus dollars that you speak ensuing Muhammad the uber driver's ear off on the way back to the session den.
So there's five hundred and fifty dollars that you.
Could have found out anything else. And that's being modest. But what about the non tangible costs like the lack of motivation and hating life for the next few days, and the anxiety and lack of self worth when you're coming down and all for what twelve hours of feeling like the man and having fake confidence just to have it all taken away the minute that you wake up with a sore head, an empty account. You're feeling all that shame and Gilert recalling all the things you did last night. I've been there myself, and so have the eighty plus other men that I've held. The break for yourself, sabotage and improve their health, their wealth, their professional life and relationships.
Won don't know how he did it, and shoot.
Me a message as new age man and let me show you how he's.
Full of shit cools.
You don't want to be a new age man, Cooper.
Some of the comments are like my night's out are one k minimum and worth every effing cent. Just admit it. You can't handle the sessh mate who's been three hundred and fifty dollars on a bag, who only has one bag?
What's wrong with you?
Lad?
Shut up? I hate you. So people weren't taking to this very well.
And when he's talking about everyone's your best mate, one hundred dollars on drinks, one hundred dollars is one round.
Yeah, I was just going to say, I feel like his numbers are a little off there. First of all, I think one hundred dollars you'd need way more than that right on my alcohol and also like when you're you know, doing the pokeys and stuff, like, you're not just spending fifty bucks, are you?
You're not putting fifty dollars in the post? Fifty dollars is like you want you need to warm the mahima.
Yeah, yeah, it goes so quick.
Yeah, you're going to get that thing warm otherwise that you're not going to win.
So give me, give me what you would spend then for real on your night out, A big night out.
Well, I had a big one on Saturday through my bank. Perfect, Okay, let me pull it up.
Have you got as anyone got a cape?
Because they're all, oh, you go on, Qui, Peter, I don't know that I can trust you to add this up properly.
I'll do one as a backup.
Okay, all right, Well I.
Had a bottomless brunch which was one hundred dollars.
Yeah, that's good value for money though. Yeah bottomless that was good.
That was about a couple of hours.
But what time was that?
That was ten?
Wow, it's a expensive night.
Yeah it was. It was a long day. And then I had a sixty.
Dollars like a transferred to my mate for his birthday party.
That sounds hrady.
Well, he booked a venue for his birthday at three pm, and it was like a finger food and drinks package.
But everyone had to put in.
Everyone had to put sixty bucks in, sixty bucks.
In, so plus sixty yes, sixty, two hundred and fifty dollars to puts to sports bet?
Oh?
Yeah?
What were you betting on there?
The horses? It was the everest on the weekend, so I was betting on the horses.
You're just an average guy though this.
Did you win on that bet?
Ah?
No?
I didn't.
Okay, So it's two hundred and fifty on the beteh.
Okay, eighty eight dollars round?
Yeah, eighty eight dollars round eighty eight dollars round yelp another eight a round and two more eighty eight dollars rounds?
So what hang on, coops? Is everyone else also doing rounds? Or just you?
I vaguely remember just me and my mate doing.
It for Do I need to want an extra three hundred in there?
No?
No, no, you don't have to add an We'll leave that ninety dollars uber.
I don't know where I was headed.
Okay.
By this stage, have we losing our memory?
Yeah, it's all pretty what time of the day, Yeah, and the uber was what time.
It would have been late at night, because then the uber rights go so far up.
The lady r I got, I already cracked a thousand here, yeah, really, yeah.
That's what I've got. I must have been one of the eighty eight. I got nine under thirty eight.
Let you do it, and then sixty four dollars maca maca's order?
Is that just for you? No?
No, I got like, I get like a family I was with a few of my mates and then I just get a family box.
You need to stop shouting everyone.
No, No, I'm in a luckier position than some of my mates, so I like to shout my mates who may necessary. But you know what, now they think about it, All of those little pieces of sh'ld go to.
Europe every summer I spent it. Yeah, come back with no money and ask me to shout them.
Yeah, and you're not going to Europe now. Was there any cash out either as well?
No?
No, no cash out? Okay, So just one thousand and ninety two that's how much you're spending. That's okay on your night out. Yeah, So the comments are right, it's a thousand minimum.
Yeah, I think like, I mean, it's not great, but it was a long day from ten am.
Yeah, you got your money.
Through about four am I got home.
So's so just one bet then no other betting.
Nah, I was because I only watched like the big race on the weekend.
It was a good race on it.
Well, have you spent more than coops over the weekend on thirteen one oh six five?
What was it? Was it?
I want it? I like hearing the tally, fascinated with the tally of stuff.
There'd have to be bloke spending for sure.
Yeah, you would think so, you reckon you've spent on a night out Jackie, because I've been out with you a couple of times, and you're super generous with everyone else's drinks even though you don't drink.
Even though I don't not even drinking.
You would have spend more than me.
Well, it depends because yes, I've just like I've often paid for dinners, so that really you know Tully's up the amount? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, definitely five grand.
As your five grand? Yeah for a dinner yep, that's.
But as you get older, I feel like the dinners just get more and more expensive.
Yeah, they do. You can go to some restaurants where it's like, you know, I'll shout and then it's like, oh, oh, we're doing the cavea now are we?
Oh cool?
Everyone gets a bump of caviar and vodka.
A bump of caviar. Yeah, what do they have to put up their nose?
Don't say the B word in front of Cooper Jackie.
Yeah, is that what they do? They call it a of caviar. At the restaurant, they put a big lump on your hand. What yeah, fifty bucks.
See, I'm not going to those fine establishments.
No, No, I don't go all the time. It's just special occasions, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's worth it. It's fine that Yeah, that must be.
That must be hard for you because you're you're not even drinking, but I know, and then you feel the guilt sometimes to have to get the bill and everybody's margarita's that they've been drinking.
Fine, I don't care.
I'm fine. Fine, I'm not by that.
When you say I'm fine, it really doesn't seem like you.
No I am.
I actually don't care.
I want everyone to drink and have a good time. That's like, I don't think, Oh I'm not drinking, why you know, why should I pay?
Yeah?
Nah?
But yeah, So if you've spent more than Coops, which I'm.
Sure plenty of people have, give us a call. We'll take your calls next on thirteen one O six five.
Your money.
Yeah you got Cooper, John Sorry, No, you're fine, babe.
Hanging out with Jackie and the Kyle and Zachieosto.
Yeah, we just went through Cooper's.
Down so I was just laughing about you and.
Think, yeah, I know the chemistry.
I've got nothing on your chemistry between you two, I know.
So we went through Cooper's night out. Itemized bill of everything he spends money on it totaled around one thousand dollars thousand and ninety two to be precise. So a bit of bedding, gambling, rounds for everybody, brunch, you know, venues, all of it right at uber.
Which was quite good. I thought it was for a long day.
Your brother Jack has called through.
Oh hi Jack, Hey, hey guys, how are you Yeah?
Good? Did you hear that? Did you want to make a comment on it?
Yeah, I've got a bit of a bone to pick. I've been shouted a drink in a very long time. In fact, it was my birthday last week and Cooper didn't shout.
Me anything because he's shouting everyone. Jack. We went through it like so many rounds are on Cooper.
He does drink a lot, though, Jackie.
Ah right, let me see, yeah responsibly as well?
Drink what any honestly? Anything?
Oh? Do you mix all night?
I mix all.
I usually start on like on beer, and then I go to like vodka, soda, te Kuila soda, killer pineapple, vodka, Owen.
Juice, bourbon and coke. Thank you Jack, anything that's low calories. Yeah, that's yeah.
But on Jack's point, yeah, I did say that I shout people who like I shout more my mates, not my family, right, And.
Although I mean Jack are good friends. At the end of the day, he used more family, Jack shout you though, I agree, Jack. Do you shout me all the time?
I shared your lunch yesterday?
When yesterday lunch time?
Yesterday lunch.
I don't think he shouted me lunch yesterday he cooked at home. Actually, I will say because my brother Jack, he is a tremendous cook. Jackie, he should see some of the stuff.
He sounds like he got everything. Well you know what I mean, Like he got it, didn't he He got the talent.
The talent talent.
Look, cooking is a nice skills, some nice niche skills.
What do you cook, Jack?
I think I cooked. I cooked him curry on Monday.
Oh wow.
Oh so it's not even just real basic stuff.
No, he does very elaborate dishes.
We used to be we used to be terrible cooks that we sort of both moved away and we've come back living in the house together this year, and we bought a new school skills for the home.
Yeah.
Yeah, what's Cooper's skills? What does he gitar play?
Yeah?
Sleeping after sleeping and I'm a master debate.
The robot.
Yeah yeah, I've got a robe at home that I was staying for like days on end.
Do you be rent with your mom and dad?
No?
You hang on? What is that an issue?
You offered Pete to stay at your house rent free grocery?
Did my parents have to charge me?
Yeah?
No, I don't know like that.
That's fine that you don't pay rent, but like so the money you make all just goes in your pocket.
No, they do not listen to the seat when we're doing it goes into my liver on the weekend, basically all.
Of it so late criops. You you basically get up, you come here, you do this show. If Kyle's not sick, you're sitting out there just chilling.
Just learning, just learning the best I e.
Just watching the show live, right.
I've got a better word for it.
Yeah, doing nothing, absolutely.
Nothing, but I'm soaking it all in like a sponge.
Yeah yeah, no, I agree, Like you're definitely picking up on stuff.
And then what you go home?
You have lunch with Jack, maybe you have a nap, you sit around your bath robe. Then what might go out do a bit of partying and then.
Podcasts and stuff.
I'd play an eagle tag tonight like I was tagged socially, so that's good.
Probably go for a swim because it's nice, you know day.
Yeah, well you live in the life.
I am seriously would I why yeah? Yeah, I know. Mum keeps sending me places because I'm looking to buy.
So Mum keeps sending me places like every day, and I'm like, oh, that's.
Not that great that one. Let's keep looking because.
Your parents are like by the beach, sweet you've come and seen him. I know it's nice. Yeah, nice house, So why would you ever leave? Are you saving to buy?
Yeah?
And apparently not really trying to. I'm trying to, but my weekends are really unraveling me at the moment. I just said to you out outside that I'm trying to do seventy five hard.
Now I'm going to go try to go sober.
You never said that to me outside.
Maybe I just thought it.
I actually never said that.
No, okay, maybe I thought it in my head.
My friend is doing one hundred days at the moment. Wow, Yeah, she's going really well.
Jem.
She's on about seventy five now, it's almost there.
I remember Jack and attest to this.
My dad did seventy five hard and it nearly killed him. Really yeah, I nearly killed him by the end.
Yeah, why don't you do it?
I'll try.
Yeah, that doesn't sound very committed.
Thanks for Jack.
See you guys, have a wonderful day.
We will, we will you to RB's phoned in, Hi Arbi.
Is it alb yeah speaking, Yeah, we're talking about how much you spent on a night out.
Yeah, I spent about two k from memory.
Yeah, this was just the weekend, gone weekend last year and about June. Oh okay, so this is a particularly big one off.
Yeah, won about three grand on the horses, just bending on me app yep, and decided to go out and next thing to other you know two get out of my pocket.
Yeah that's pretty.
That's shouting everyone, because obviously when you win big, everyone would expect you to be shouting them all night.
Yeah, I was shouting randoms are I didn't even know, you know, like the girls guys the owner of the bar, I didn't.
Yeah, the whole lot.
But was it the best night ever?
One of the best nights.
I would go worth it.
I say, I'll keep my wife at ground towers too, so spent an extra ground there.
Yeah. Yeah, everyone, I remember.
I remember my best mate. We were at Flemington. He won two hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Wow, Like throughout the day on the horses, it was like never seen it.
Was he fluking at or did he know a lot about horses?
Now he knew a lot about horses. But we also got a heap of good tips on which horses to go on. But he was like putting some big bets on. Ended up cleaning up obviously, but that night was just it was just the greatest night of my life.
Really still look back on it and it's just like, what did it?
Yeah, it was just the best thing was it was just like his card behind the card, straight behind the bar, and it was just like insane, like everybody just must have caught wind of our wind, and everybody had just flocked to us like pigs to shit. And we just sat there drinking for like hours and hours, and then we went to the casino. He was given everyone chips to play with, like it was so good. We ended up like I think we ended up stopping like we remember we were on the river watching the sun rise, and we were all really emotional, was me and my two best mates, and we were like, I think we were like by that time, you're pretty drunk, but we're all like crying telling how much we.
Love each other.
My god.
It was just I just looked back at it as the fondest memory.
All your fond memories were just involving going out. Yeah, oh, Danny, you've gone through high.
Hello Cooper your soft.
Mate, Oh right over, Yeah I cried or.
No, because you spent so little at the races five grand bro Oh.
Really, grand, is that what you're speaking on the weekend?
Five grand?
Yeah?
Another I had another two at the casino and still walk out broke.
Oh, Danny, So you spent all that just on gambling.
Yep, said Grand. At the horses, thought we you know, we'd get something, but nothing happened.
There on the weekend. Yeah in Melbourne? Yes, oh wow?
Wow?
Did you often like around you know.
When not really, it's just we've got a few tips, but they ended up being a few bodies. Yeah, right, So I thought we'd go to the casino, I hit the blackjack table and throw a couple of grand in and try and make the money back. But that didn't happen.
Damn Well, here is a lightweight. Next caller, Matthew, Hi.
Matthew, listen, Jackie. I just I'm I'm Cooper's father. I've been listening. I've been listening to some of this bullshit. Honestly, that the kid, the kid is a complete flog. I'll tell you something. He's a tea lease anything that's laying around the house since he was a young kid. He just he just he'd deceive it once.
It takes everything. Are I can hear Are you sort of cutting out? I think you got a bad line?
Yeah, can hear me?
Have you interfered with this signal?
Cooper? No, I don't think he's been paying his phone.
But like it sounds like he's still there.
We can hear background noise. What are you okay, Maddie, just given to me for a second. Yeah, the air pods have connected or something, that's.
What it might be exactly. He's only just gotten air pods. He's only just.
Thinking.
Why can't I hear them?
Yeah, we'll be an extent that guys are going.
Yeah, okay, we got you back there, Maddie.
Okay, Now Jackie. I used to take him in right the Triple Am and he walk in with an empty backpack, and he would go around on my kidden and he sees what everybody's.
He looked at my desk even and I didn't even know him back then.
He was just a kid.
He went up into your once he came in. He was so excited you went your desk. He said what are these? And I said, look, just look, don't worry for they just give me to your mother. But anyway, little the little mice, so I said, no, no, no, no, just keep wasting it. And poor old Jamie Angel, poor old Jamie, who was the boss in there, the wooden Jamie was in there once and I caught him. He pitched fifty dollars out of off Jamie's table. Jamie was like blaming me for it, and I said, mate, I said, look, I'm just I'm afraid I going to say this. It was actually it was my son. So they barred him. He was barred from entering the building on another occasion. On another occasion, I tell you what he did. He not he could suspend him from school. He went to school mass and they caught him with his filthy little fingers in the poor box, trying to set still fifty cents.
Honestly, in a life full of.
Lows, I must say, it was just about my lowest point.
It was I was too young.
I tell you what he did after he was born?
Right, Yeah, it.
Out all right.
We're going to take a short break and we'll be back with more calls in a second.
Back to Kyle and Jackie.
Oh sad.
All right, we're going to try and get Maddie John's on again.
One more he wanted to say, one more day Okay, go on mate, he.
Yeah, yeah, yeay, y hey, hey, I just want to apologize because I've just been down in the garage. I didn't Jack just favorite son just come down and said, Dad, turn the bluetooth off. I was cleaning up down here. This is how sad my last has become. I'm driven so mad by my two children and my crazy Italian wife up there that I actually come back. I come down into my garage in an afternoon, put music on and drink by myself.
That is even.
That's pathetic, mate, I tear you something. We Tricia and I were planning on having a big family, ten kids, but when he hit nine years of age, I went and got it for sect minute, and I absolutely I swear, I swear to the God almighty.
Mate.
You know what I'm glad you did, because there's more inheritance for me.
In fact, Yeah, you're getting ship.
I'll see you when I get home.
Oh bye, Maddie, thank you. I love your dad. Michael's called through.
What's up, Michael?
Hi, guys, I just wanted to say hi, I love you both.
Thanks Michael.
Thanks, And I just wanted to borrow your airways to give a shout out to my beautiful wife Amy, who's on her way home from Avalon Beach right now. I love her very much and I miss you and I can't wait to see you this afternoon.
Wait, how long has it been since you've seen her?
Ah? One day?
Hell?
What have I done before?
I haven't done anything. She stated her father's last night to hang out with him.
Oh that's what does that mean?
Sounds suss sounds suss.
No, she watched movies with a father. She does it every Tuesday.
Yeah, and how long have you guys been together?
For three years?
Why do you love her so much so you just can't wait to see her? Like, what's going on there?
Nothing? I just wondering why I'm getting questions for love of my wife.
Here?
What was normal?
No, it's beautiful. Actually, we all wish we had someone like you, Michael.
No worry, Thank you. And I also wanted to say to Cooper that you're better at radio than you are at rugby league, but that's not propping you up too much.
I just want to as well attitude.
There have I done so?
I'm not sure? Thank you, Michael.
Thanks Michael.
Darren's phone demn Hi Darren, it's.
Jared, guys, but how are we?
You guys are on fire out there today, so yeah, we're good.
Love you guys.
Listen news every day in the afternoons to partner as well, Alex and massive shout out.
Michael stole my idea before.
I was like, I'm just going to be tagging along.
Yeah.
Anyway, I was doing the old doom scroll yesterday afternoon through the Instagram and come across your story, jack.
Yeah, yeah yeah, And is it just me or is your toes on that angle look of normally long?
Like yeah, your shoes?
What happened?
So like, look at it like that?
Okay. I got a message before as well on that and it said why Jackie's did you send the one through saying that my toes of like fingers fingers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I looked at it and I'm wearing those same shoes today, and you know what, the shoes do make my toes look abnormally long, and I don't know they.
Do they look like an alien's fingers.
You know why, Jackie, It's because the strap going across the front is so thin that your toes look like they're protruding a lot more than an a normal.
Yeah, because like if you look at my feet.
Coops that reaction.
Sorry, I haven't seen them yet.
It was just more that just look at my feet now, like normal without shoes on. Do they look normal to you?
Oh?
No, you know the right ones do? What's got the left one?
Oh?
Yeah, they're very glory you know what I mean? Like they're bent over like they like to a woman.
Oh no, I've just been honest.
No, no, be honest.
Glory Like see the three three on the.
Edge like they look Yeah, they're going like on an angle like a bird's like a claw. Like the pinky looks like it's sideways almost.
They look very nice feet.
Wait wait now I'm going to put on these shoes, the same shoes I'm wearing in that picture I posted to Instagram stories yesterday, and then look do they suddenly look like way longer?
The same?
Yeah, they do look longer. Now.
I think it's because they squish all together and they push those two down, the ones next to the big toe. They they they're bigger than your big toe.
Yeah, but they're not, but in these shoes.
For some I don't know. Anyway, it's a mix of me having busted feet and weird shoes.
Barefoot a lot in the Gold Coast as a child.
I hate going barefoot. I never went barefoot really, Yeah.
Why because apparently that happens when you wear barefoot a lot as a kid, because I go barefoot all the time.
So like my f are kind of weird.
Oh you are too, Oh sorry about that.
I knocked my microphone. Oh that's it for us. We've run out of time already.
Well, Cooper, thank you for filling in for Kryle and for everyone for helping another chance with the Kiss Noise tomorrow one hundred thousand dollars.
This is what it sounds like.
Yeah, if you think you know, then yeah, we award you the one hundred thousand if you're right. And I'll be reading some excerpts tomorrow from my book finally. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, I'm excited to hear that. Yes, and then it's released on Tuesday, so not long now. That's exciting. All right, guys, everyone out there, have a great day and we will see all you. Six o'clock is bright and early at six am tomorrow morning. Thanks guys, have a go back.
Bye Kyle and Jackie O.
