FULL SHOW: Dannii Minogue • Darren McMullen

Published Aug 6, 2019, 12:57 AM
Aussie stars Dannii Minogue and Darren McMullen hang out in studio, Dr KIIS teaches Kyle an important lesson, 'Too Much Information' & more!

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We'll do lot go broadcasting live.

I'm like calm Jackie O Tower, I want that across Sydney.

Honey does down how around the world. We're all famous Kyle and Jackie O.

Carl Sandalans is a bloke who polarizes people's fans.

Love it the fair no fielder for what is the scene and offensive?

Kylin Jeffie was being signed by side dominating the airways.

Kiland Jackie. Hey, Sydney.

This is Katie Perry with Kyle and Jackie.

Oh, you are always worth it.

It's always fun talking to you because you're funny and candalis and you never know what kind of trouble you're going.

To get into.

When we got to Kyle.

And drop me Chris Amsworth, it was Kyle and Jackie.

Oh, can I give you some advice on the should be mentor?

Nicole, you've been.

Joining us on the phone.

Welcome back to the show, Nicole. I thought the movie star's life is not about getting out at five thirty.

And I'm not a movie star car what are you?

That's right?

I forgot sorry?

Why one million dollars.

To find another?

Like bak okay let nothing, I've got seven poles and they screamed the word help. Don't wake up on the farm and you hear seven of them full screaming. Feil feels like I'm bloody running some sort of underground stakes trafficking ring and.

Show Kyl and JACKIEO show is just one big party.

That's the show.

It's the Golden micropoon.

Morning everyone, Morning, morning, Okay, Hey, I phone there is the only you that speaks out there? Does anyone else like a voice? Everyone else have a voice for once? If I say good morning and you can say hi or whatever. Don't worry about Pete. Pete doesn't run the show out there. Morning. I want your name Tom, that's right? Hey, Hi Mayo. Hey did you get did you get injured last night?

Yeah?

I think I got a spider by swelled up in my bad.

You need to get a proper house to live in. Where's this? What's gonna happen?

It's gonna happen too.

So there's something on your back.

And it's like on my spinal cord, so it hurts when I walk.

You'll be right, Oh didn't you have a spider?

Bye? Pete?

Didn't have mess with your big time?

Ye?

You were like in hospital in was he though?

Definitely?

Was that the marks to prove it?

Yeah?

Doctor, no, he really wants bloody sick. I saw his elbow. Yeah, he actually wasn't putting this one on.

Wow, well lucky the doctor was in today to confirm that always on stand by.

I would be surprised if he. The doctor's being loaded up with three things on the side to confirmed pee's injuries. If we can put you up on the word bench here, mayo, and we'll get the doctor to pull your little panties down.

Have a It's on a spinal quarter, isn't it not as.

Yeah, I have one clothes like it's easily accessible.

You always do, I notice, I know, I mean jumper, yeah.

Lift up.

Yeah, she's always got those halfy jumpers, the mid drifts. The mid drift jumper. Quite a strange design.

Isn't it. Yeah, it's the purpose in a way, your bellies.

Danny joining us on the show today. She'll be coming in studio.

Good old Danny. Yeah, I know, right, don't bring up that that whole time she cock blocked me that I talked years.

Yeah, so well, actually it's funny because we haven't spoken about that yet. You did a full story about how she cock blocked you big time, big time.

And finally, she's never brought it up with me.

So I saw it was in the newspaper and everything as well.

Yeah, and she's never mentioned it. So maybe she's dirty.

She knows what she is.

Maybe she's dirty with you about it.

A dirty cock blocking what she is.

But in the meantime, guys, we're going to play five in ten next.

If you want to play five hundred dollars to spend its sales on Lavender Bay, you can overlook the harbor Bridge there.

It's very pretty.

Hey, Brooklyn, don't forget that woman that ring yesterday about the birthday? Will remember her stupid suggestion.

Oh yeah, we're doing it.

And God announces both songs, and no one knows which song's mine and which songs yours.

That's right, So no favoritism can be played. It's purely just on the song choice the line.

So we can't say, oh I love that song anything.

Yeah, apparently not.

You're going to struggle like doing that to turn.

My microphone to help myself.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

So what will happen is they bring up they spin the birthday wheel and then what you take over, and.

Then I let them know which two songs are on off it. I'll try and big them up as much as possible equally, I know, I know, I actually I don't like this role because I feel like you two are going to yell at me afterwards. You didn't sell my song up enough.

You regardless, And if we keep doing this, we'd have to have a new two new songs every day.

That's not a good point. I didn't think about that too every day.

And I guess that means as well, we have no fear of being stuck with the soul.

So you can really go out on AM and choose something that you're not afraid you'll be stuck with.

Feel free to do that today, Kyle.

No, I've already chosen.

Have you chosen yours?

Brooklyn?

No, No, you're still deciding.

That's always not a good sign. Let me tell you every time I've chosen one at the last minute, how.

Often is that's every day? I'm serious. Some days there's been fifteen seconds before we start that thing, and she's like, oh, don't worry about put the Proclaimers on? What?

After all that.

Time you've gone Proclaims Ariana Grande and Social House Boyfriend. Let's get this on right now. Awesome. Everyone's loving this song. Arianna's looking on too. She's written this week, this week, kids, morning, good morning everyone. Good news for our weather. Today's sunny all day twenty one city and suburbs. Currently eight degrees oh.

Eight eight degrees. It's very cold. Hey, Sam, you're gonna play five in ten? You're ready morning?

Here, you're younger?

Yeah, very well. Five hundred dollars to spend at sales on leaven Debay if you win, where you can sit back, eat, drink and watch those breathtaking little harbor views.

Very nice, very pretty.

Okay, ten seconds on the clock, here we go, give me five.

I have celebrities that have perfumes out.

Calvin Harris fever, he had.

It, h times up.

Does Calvin Harris have one? I don't think so.

No, Calvin doesn't he know that's crazy. Calvin should definitely have a perfume ount.

Too close to Calvin Klein, too confusing, you know, calvinkin tam.

Do you wear the celebrity wear the celebrity perfumes? No?

I don't know, Carle.

Does I wear Paris Hilton's the female one.

I don't wear celebrity perfumes.

No, No, it's good, Sam, it's good. Like I know, as a man, I should wear a man's cologne, but that Paris Hilton stuff just smells good on me.

Okay, thanks for playing that. No, we believe you. Peter, Hi, Hello, Hi Peter. Okay.

Ten seconds to name five TV shows on Netflix.

Stranger Things, west World, You've been a while on the since you've been old Netflix and chilling.

Bro It's a hard one, isn't it all?

You know what? It is not easy?

No TV, West World, West World's HBO.

So that wasn't even wrong.

It wasn't even on Netflix. A Orange is a new Black House of Cards, Narcos, Animal Kingdom.

You're watching shows from He has Gone Past?

Well they are still on there, so you could say those.

Michael, you're on.

Good morning, Hey, Michael, good morning, good.

Luck winning this my friend? Good luck. Ten seconds on the.

Clock, all right.

Ten seconds to name five Lion King characters Sinba Nala?

How do you know all these things?

I've got kids.

A lot of people say I've got kids, But if I had kids, that will be in that in that lound room watching TV. I would have no idea what they're watching or care.

You just leave them with an iPad, wouldn't you.

Yeah, what do they call them? A pair? Yeah?

At almost at your home all day every day. Why would you have a nanny.

So I don't get it bothered by it? Oh?

Well I have a baby. Then if you don't want to be bothered by it.

It would always be an error. I'm sure it would be a mistake. It's not even up to me whether I'm good to keep it or not. You put one, you go off timing, and all of a sudden and then oh, oh shit, Okay, of course I'd have it if you want to. Hoping the whole time. Don't have it.

Don't have it, don't have it.

Don't have it. Please, don't have it. Please don't have it. I'll think about it.

Check out.

What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry, too realistic.

You don't need to verbalize all these thoughts.

On Karl's Karl Stephanovic's voice comes back to horn me.

Just bloody had the snip, mate, he got back.

He's backward and like he's done in a nail cell on this guy with his bloody what do they call what are they said to me, I was going to say his direct to me. Certainly not he is getting I think.

He said it reversed twice, hasn't he.

God imagine how bloody fraid that little cord would be glues back together, cut again, glue back together.

Just using a condoms seems so much easier.

That's fine for you, guys, but not for us. I want to feel the nice warmth. That's what the love is.

You said to me the other day. Not that we had sex. Guys, that's not why we have that problem.

No, No, of course we didn't have And I just said that for the ooral you don't need it, yeah.

You said, But you also said you can't tell really you can't yeh, yeah, you'll say anything, Well can you or can't you?

Well, I'd prefer not to, But would I prefer the roll of the dice rooting some rat from the area and maybe get aids? No?

Okay, yeah, no, It's better to be safe than sorry, isn't it.

That's right? So, and I think we'll brook. Isn't there like very very thin condoms? Now? Oh? Yeah, I suppose just stop making out You're not. It was only four weeks ago you were out there throwing that sword around on guard you were doing.

I don't think like they're not thin.

Thin, No, you can get where you just you're just buying seven eleven bingers.

No, I've never had one that was so thin.

I thought, Oh, it's like the real thing. It's like wearing nothing at all.

It's never like, it's never like that. But ye're like you're never knocking it back there because you've got to strap up.

Yeah, God, strap up.

Sorry, don't get excited, wrap up, I meant wrap up. Oh god, I just pictured you in one of those outfits, were going with the strap on thing, presenting yourself like wonder woman at the door with some giant purple rubber thing. I don't know why it's purple, but you seem like very in charge. That little vision I.

Had was okay, Yeah, ask.

Questions going on.

Was only wearing that or was I wearing other things?

No, you're wearing like some like weird bra things no material straps around the outside, and then some weird straps stocking things with these big boots. Your hair was all sort of pulled back into the long pony down one side. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna try and rethink it again. I can't picture I looked at it Mayo, No chance, she's the idea showing a spider but spider. Sorry, Mayo, you're a sweet kid, but just take the sexiness away. When blokes are trying to think of sexyist said.

Look, I understand why you say that about Mayo. She's like, like, we're both seeing two different people.

What do you see when you look at Mayo? I don't think Mayo is ugly.

She's really beautiful, like.

He's a sweet, beautiful young girl, but too innocently just she likes Do you know what I'm saying, Brooklyn?

No, I think she's hot?

I do?

I do?

I do?

Okay, I know. Do you think what I was describing you and the wonder woman out? Yeah, purple strapped.

Do I think Mayo could pull that off?

Absolutely not.

No, She's way too sweet for that.

Okay, let's stop this conversation because I don't like where it's going.

Is this what they say? Is this what the hr?

The problem with this is?

This is no. This is why we're always featured as perfect examples.

And so doctor Kiss is coming up next, guys, if you have a medical question for him, now's a chance to call on third one six five.

I don't want to for a second that you're not that you're not a beautiful girl.

Thanks, car, I get it.

You just know where I just would never go there.

You just stop stop.

Are you getting jealous? No? I imagine you with the outfit on. Don't get jealous.

Imagine me with a big, giant penis. It's not a compliment. I don't think.

You just can't win around here. Be honest, they say, talk about whatever you want. Be honest.

You're in a weird mood today, Okay.

I wouldn't say there's any weird than any other day. Yes, doctor kiss, come on in. It's runny.

You're not on until next Yeah, I.

Coming, I mean coming now. He's not brusht well what it is? It's just a bit fluffy rugged look no, no, no, that's the you conditioned.

It look sight of washing it on the weekend.

It looks all soft and sweet.

So you didn't want me in here right now?

You look like a schoolboy that's in trouble. The body language. He's in the weird movie, isn't he?

When you come on with talk, you're going to test pooh, excellent? Do you like that.

Yeah, I want to talk about it. I think it's a really important thing.

To talk about. Don't go on and on like some.

Sort of bowel cancer, right, this is testing for bowel cancer, or I.

Call it ass cancer, which I think I one day I'll died from ass cancers close to the ass. Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't. It go through the bow and then out of the ass. That's the last thing that goes through. And where do you get the cancer in the bow or in the asshole?

Well, different cancers, rectal cancer which is linked.

Here he goes on the doctor's ship.

You asked the question.

Yeah, but I want to just hear some well the nick bones connected to the elbow. What sunny today? Twenty one degrees? What you're looking for right around town currently? To drop down a degree and north ride seven.

It is using out there, doctor kiss.

Good morning, Good morning.

It was a bit fresh this morning still is.

So you're talking about bow can So you see the ads. Everyone's talking about it. Oh God. Every time I go to the doctor, he's like, it's today, the day I put the glove on. I'm like, no, my friend, today is not the best.

So we see in the ads that the girl says or the woman says that the barbecue.

Oh, tomorrow, I'm going to do a poo and poke it with a little stick. So what do you actually do?

Do you put a little sample in like a cup and what do you Yeah, where's the stick part coming?

So basically, you've got to catch your poop. So you can either put a nice paper sheet over the toilet, you get out your old ice cream container, but you got to catch it.

Ice cream finished.

Wasn't there a hotel? So the idea is that if there's a cancer growing on the inside, then it will slowly leak blood. So what we're what we're screening for is we're trying to find whether there's any blood in your stool that might be coming from further up your bow that could indicate cancer. Now, even if we do.

Get that cancer, how does that happen?

That there's a big link family history link, There is a bit of a link with processed meats, poor diets, poor health, smoking, those things.

Yes, you do every one of them.

I've got, but so do a lot of Australians. And when we're doing the protest, we're looking for blood. But I want to reassure people. Just because we find blood, doesn't that's not an automatic you've got cancer. The bleeding could be coming from a pollop, which is a little mushroom like growth on the inside of the bow. And then you need to go off and have other tests to actually confirm whether you may or may not have.

You put things in people's bottoms before.

Yeah, but the problem is that my finger is only what four or five centimeters long? So putting the finger up the barm that that's usually we're associated with prostate cancer, the bow cancer stuff. We can do this poo test, or they go and put the black snake camera up there, the colonoscopy.

Oh god, how does that go up?

It literally goes all the way up your lard?

How far?

How long is the meter and a half? Kidding me, about as round as you have sort of whatever.

I thought it was thinner than that.

It's about about your index finger. But you're a meter and.

A half of your arm the size of your finger.

But you're very well sedated, so you're going for days, and you know, some people feel a little bit, a little bit of discomfort, feel a bit strange.

Now I've made a plaster to see poo they're quite an accurate sort of poo.

This is a very lovely poof thank you.

Now. We couldn't get brown plaster scene or play though, so Tom the brilliant idea that we matched some colors. Tom, which colors do we use to get brown? Yeah?

So we just mixed green, blue, and red platter altogether and it came out exactly looking like it's.

The poo color. Jackie was surprised. That's a good size, Jackie.

Yeah, that looks like a really healthy poo there.

It is actually really good. But it's nice and smooth, not too many cracks on it.

So so what about if there seems to cracks on it? What does that mean?

Well, that's more of a type two stool, and that's too firm, and that means you're going to have it's harder to pass and sold increased.

Chance you always got cracks on it.

Yeah, so you need to increase your fiber fluids and we need to get Do you want to show you how to poke the things?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Can I bring the pool round?

Yeah? Sure, yeah, bring it around.

So you would be sending off for this stuff.

No, this is what you do at home.

So this is where do we get to stick from, Well, I put it in with me. Yeah, but where do we get it from?

Sent out through in the mail, through the government programs. You can go and see your doctor and you can buy these little things. So it's really simple. All you've got to do take the top off and you literally just poke it. Poke it.

How many It's like there's no pool on the stick.

Yeah, there'll be. It'll be caught in the little arm hairs on the on the brush. And then you put it back in and we did.

Yeah.

We usually want two or three samples so that because some days they'll be bleeding in some days they won't.

Oh so different times. Yeah, okay, and.

Then you either send it back off to the government or send it into your doctor laboratory.

Okay, Well that's not as bad as I thought, because I thought you were sending off like a little stool, but you're not.

You're just sending off that stick that has little traces of it.

You're just sending off the sample and then they'll look at that in the laboratory.

Okay, right, whose job is that?

Fantastic people that that do a great job in laboratories looking at.

For that job. So I can avoid it. No one wants to.

What's the title of that job, they'd come up different with, so they'd be all scientists, technical lab technicians.

All those years that you need just to be checking people's feces.

Yeah, but they've got to look at a lot of stuff and you know, they've got to make sure they get it right every time. So it's a tough job.

So that goes away, and then then you find out whether you're going to die or not. Yeah.

So this is a screening test that we're giving to people that don't otherwise think they've got cancer. If you if there are other symptoms, then we would do other tests looking for what's going on. So over the age of fifty, this is something we want you to do every couple of years.

Good like you, very immature around you, Kyle.

I'll just mush the plastic on the window between him and me.

Yeah, turned around because they're competitive this morning because the power pick's coming up. So yeah, he just like smushed the two on literally Brooklyn's face almost.

Yeah, yeah, yep, it's very realistic.

You did a good job, actually, I think thank you for that.

So going, how old you have to be before you have to be sitting around on the weekends and sticking sticks in your own ship.

Well, definitely from the age of fifty, but if there's any family history, we often start earlier.

Well, I've got family history so and smoking and unhealthy and just a mess.

So potentially ten years younger than.

The Well, so I'm too late. That's it for me. No, I'm forty eight.

We'll start screening.

Is to do it now?

Right now? Bring in, Peter, bring your plate in. I got one in the chamber now, but this is so may I come in here with your spiderbite? By the way, get up on the bench. So, yeah, what's on her spinal.

Coll you haven't seen it yet? Okay, let's bring she got bitten by a spider in a sleep?

Okay, get a year off.

Let's have a look, all right. So she's pulling down a dax.

Now for me, what happened with spider by? It happened here. Don't go thinking to get compo. How do I know it happened here? Thank you, Peter?

What does he need? A knife and fork? Peter?

So are you feeling that?

Okay? So in the middle of Mayo's back, not on her spinal club, which is inside. She's got a red lamp. It's about as big as a fifty cent coin. It is raised, it is red.

Push it.

It looks sore?

Is it?

So?

Is it sore if I poke you hard? Here?

Okay, cool, that's cool.

It does look like a small infection, and that could have come from a bite or a scratch or something else.

What do you mean something else?

Well, the spider bite might be a little bit melodramatic, So.

It doesn't look like it's been bitten.

Well, it's always almost impossible to tell.

Don't you see bite marks? You don't see the two little things.

Surprisingly, the fangs don't come out or that often.

Oh, well, how do they bite if they don't?

You don't see that.

You don't see the actual marks.

Also, it's going to be a pretty bloody big spider for them to be.

Yeah, you can say, what's going to happen to this kid? We're going to have to give a new staff member. Is she going to survive?

Well?

I think we should put it on a Riga Mortis watch, but we.

Will.

We use an antibiotic cream underneath the band aid. It will settle down.

A couple of band aid's appointment. Yeah, that's it to walk soun sit down. Then you can still sit and work. She can still sit and work.

She can definitely work.

Be fine.

She does not needs sickly for that.

Did Pete need sick lea for when he had his spider byite?

Oh?

Yeah, he was. That was the other end of the spectrum.

What do you mean he had? That was a significant infection? That was that he was? He was very close to being sick. Any of those is very close.

To being well.

Okay, he was very close to being very sick, right, we really those sorts of infections can spread your blood very quickly.

Do you think he had a spider by or do you think he was just dirty infected?

I think he could have come from a spider bite.

Yeah, have that cleaning your house up, That's what i'd do. Those cats and all those all those bugs, many cats I saw on the video.

It looked like there were at least four cats roaming around.

All right, Okay, what you're doing, you're probably only allowed to have two, and then you're not allowed to be a crazy cat man. That's exactly right.

There's definitely only two.

Okay, officially too, but with our eyes we counted fifteen.

Well that was good, doctor kiss a good little community service announcement. Hey, Mitch, Mitch was the one that swallowed the twenty cent coin.

You told him to get it checked because it was serious and he didn't want to. You could tell Mitch what happened.

Yeah, Well obviously I didn't die.

Yeah, well done, good news mate.

Yep.

I waited about probably five days until I went to the doctor, and the first doctor just kept saying, no, no, don't worry, all good, it's all good, don't want don't not worry, not worry.

It sounds like you. Yeah, And then what happened.

Well I didn't like that, so I went to another doctor and then he also said, no, you know, after three to five days isn't really to worry about anything. After a week, you know, you should start to worry. So if you feel pain after then just go straight.

To the hospital.

And I was like, all right, well, if I do feel the pain, like, you know, what will be the process. Then he said, oh, you probably have surgery within the next six hours.

And so where are we at now?

When did it come out?

We're out two weeks and I have no idea if it's out, But I'm not dead. So I'm just going to say it's out.

And you're not in pain.

No, no pain.

And you'll look in the toilet every time to see if there was like a little bit of treasure in there and amongst the silt.

Oh yeah, everything. I grab every single one and just you know, make sure I go through it fully, put a glove on, sweet it out through my fingers.

And it never came out from what you can see.

So what do you say, doctor is lodged in there?

Well, it could still be floating around.

He squeezed every bit of every pool that he's had in two weeks with gloves on, looking hard for it.

It could still be floating around. And look, and that's that's been my concern all the way along.

What do you mean, No, it's what do you think it's out?

I think he's just trying to bully me now, trying to scare me.

I'm not trying to bully you. I think you've been very lucky. And you know, the message to everybody out there is not everybody could be as lucky as Mitch. And if you did something like that and you get a lot of pain, it would be really important to go and get checked out.

Pain, He's gone through every poop. Where is the twenty cent piece somewhere in the bank? But is it somewhere just just lodged in there?

You think, Well, it's obviously floating around because he's still passing his stool, so it hasn't caused a blockage of his bow at any point. But the bell could twist on that coin. It could get lodged somewhere and block up. I mean only in a twenty cent coin is bigger than your five cent coin two dollars.

We know that we don't need to get to medical school. The dopes can figure that out.

Yeah, okay, good point. But but you've just got to be really careful. And as the now three doctors have said to you, if you get a lot of pain, you've got to go and get it checked out straight away. But for everybody else out there, I'd perhaps be seeing doctors earlier.

Please, Hey, Kyle, you know how this this coin's obviously got some sort of significance at the moment. What would you trade me for it?

Nothing?

It's your ass pipe, bro, you're being a bully.

Well, if you photograph it when it comes out, we'll consider tripling the value of it for you.

How about I put a hole in it? You can wear it around your neck.

Oh my, why don't you do that? It's your Mitch story a neck.

No, But then doesn't it worry you guys that if he gets this, this goes back into circulation. This twenty cent please goes back into circulation touching it.

I don't do coins to go to juggle and circulation back to you, guys.

You need the rose based off for that to happen. You'll be carrying that around your little coin purse check. Yeah, thank you.

Doctor, Thanks doctor Ki, you are coming.

Good luck Mitch, well done everyone, so good luck Mayo on your speedy recovery.

All right, guys, Coming up next, we have the birthday will so if you want to try, get a prize and then pick a song and it's the new format.

We'll see how it goes. Birthday wheel time, let's do it. We're all. Daniel in Newington. Good morning, Happy birthday, my friend. How old legends?

Good morning?

Oh hang on, Daniel, can we just put you on hold one second. There's an old lady here. I just want to talk to her Anny.

Good morning, Good morning, Kyle, that's the old lady.

Well it says I saw Annie sixty years old today. That's old, that's me. Well, you didn't get to spin the wheel, but I just did want to do the gentlemanly thing and come across something. They get into Peter three A little something problematic. Thank you, because I've found the older the listener, the less locally are to flick around the station. So I'll super serve the elder.

I've always listened to you.

Always a wonderful woman. Give her something nice, but give her the Kyle underpants absolutely under Jackie's warning and everything, haven't you have? Yeah, lonely night She slides in the Kyle's.

Pen into them at night.

Then my pleasure, my pleasure.

Back to Daniel.

Now, Daniel, you're the one that's actually chosen, so we to get your prize.

All right, beautiful, thank you, Okay, snappy Tom's going to spin the wheel when you're ready. Go there was here's one other people that rang through heavy birthday of you too.

Okay, number two.

That's a benefit brow pack valued at three hundred dollars.

Beautiful.

The bushy eyebrows, well, okay, good, it's good.

Come in handy okay, So as you know, we've got a bit of a new format happening here, Daniel. So we have two songs, and you're not gonna know which is Brooklyn and which is Kyle's.

It'll be easy to be able to tell the gay one to be Brooklyn.

It's about playing fair between the two because there's been a lot of competitiveness.

Yeah, this segment, so Brooklyn nine, lad the same thing, make a squeak, sound disappointed and.

Not witness zipp it. Hate this song you love? Pick this song you want to hear, Daniel. Okay, as long as not Linda, we're good. No, there's no loan. Okay. So the first one we have is my House and that is like flaw right.

To you.

Like that, Daniel, It's good, okay, all right, Well hang on. We're one of the songs for you to choose from by name of Big Sean apparently, and the song is called I Don't Fit You, and.

I'm gonna say your ass back, I don't squke.

Your little scoopid ass bitchake with Yuke.

You look you look make.

With Big sew Man.

Daniel, any ideas and which song you want played in full?

It's a.

Win again. Proof that I am the master of all songs.

Two brand new songs tomorrow.

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One do we need like a genre per day or something or else or we will just be picking like yeah that's probably Finnis just like boy band ay or you know.

Sorry, I'm not getting involved in anything that says boy man.

You like one direction?

Come on like a couple of you like a bit of an instinct dirty pop.

That's a great.

Yeah, that's true dirty part for what.

Dad of hearing people about that too? I like it. Anyway, we go around a terrible timing.

To deliver you your your hot cooked eggs.

Yeah it's okay, I know the.

Timing right, Jackie's got to talk now for five minutes. The eggs is going to be cold.

I'm fine with that. Don't worry. I can eat anything cold. You're weird, Yeah, pretty much? I mean I love it hot, don't get me wrong, but I can eat it cold. It's fine.

Brad Pitt and Mugot Robbie were doing the rounds for their new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Yeah. They were chatting with Heat Magazine and then Brad revealed the weirdest place he's been recognized by a fan. Turns out the fan wanted to introduce himself when Brad was at the urinal.

No go as you'd imagine, not call it all here.

He is chat well, the most uncomfortable certainly had a urinal.

I always wondered, like if guys chat when they're standing next to each.

Other at a year and are.

Maybe that's a little Larry David to me.

I prefer but when they go, hey, you're yeah, needs the handshakers.

Sorry, sorry, Bud.

If someone starts the conversation, you're not going to be like, shut it down.

But at the urinal, Yeah, yeah, I think you have the right too.

I think shut it down like chatting's are right, shaking hands and doing selfies another that's too much.

Yeah.

I remember one of my exes. He when we were in New York.

He went into the bathroom and Robin Williams was at the Urinel and he did the exact same thing.

Put his hand out to shake.

His hand, Rob Penis in his hand.

He did, he did, and that's when he came out.

That was embarrassing, as if you're going to shake someone's hand when you're just Williams.

Wonder he didn't.

Apparently was very polite and lovely and didn't make him feel bad or anything, but.

Yeah, he just it's just not cool to do that in the Urine all.

Even looked confused. In the normal world, we don't.

Did you hear what happened to Ben Simmons? So he's in Melbourne. He was at the Crown last night.

As is our Australian export.

This amazing Australia's richest sportsman.

That's two and forty two million dollar contract. He just got what happened, So he posted this on his Instagram. He wasn't happy because they didn't let him in last night and where Brown Casino.

The Crown sportsmen in the country.

And Ben felt it was a race issue because all his black friends weren't allowed in but the white friends were.

You're kidding, This is what he said on his Instagram.

Find it's so crazy that the only guy who doesn't get checked to go on the casino.

Is this guy Mike check.

I gets just checked speaking crowd casino fan and they didn't let me in or him.

Wow. No, that's no good, not good at all.

It's embarrassing.

And these guys they're well dressed, they're well groomed.

Yeah, they're not being rowdy or anything like that.

They got big dollars. They obviously want to get in. They want to have a bit of fun gamble. You can't just knock people back because they're black. Is the message is not clear?

Well, yeah, you would think it would be Kyle.

How can you knock him back because of their their race?

What reason did they give?

It's been happening to the lebos at the nightclubs for ages. But you guys have got a lot of that. You've got to take some responsibility for the ship he caused in there. Sometimes you get it right, you know, we get it. My brother gets knocked back because he's got neck tats.

Yeah, there's all sorts of reasons you get knocked back these days.

Why can't you go to it somewhere because you've got neck tattoos? That's ridiculous.

Yeah, I know you're scared of it or something stereotyping people.

Yeah.

Also, we've been hearing about this news that happened over the weekend when the mass shooting broke out at Walmart in Texas. Well, Post Malone is from Texas and he had no idea this had happened. He was just walking down the street in New York when TMZ hit him up about it and asked how he was feeling, and he had no ideas, So they have to break the news to him here he is, Hey, I gotta ask, You're from Texas.

How are the people going.

To bounce back from this straggy I'm sorry in Texas, the your pastors shooting.

You're from Texas.

How do you think or heard about that there's a huge shooting at Walmart. You've been out of country.

Twenty people killed around now Parcel Texas.

You know that community.

How do you think I bounced back?

I mean, I know Texas is super strong, and I know that.

You know there's a lot of evil in the world, and I mean, what we can do is be there for each other, and you know, I guess stay strong and you kick an ass. Damn that's why it must have been too high in the day. Is didn't even probably wasn't watching the news.

No, I probably wasn't. Could have been working, could have been in the sound studio.

Yeah, you know, I'm more likely to be asleep and high and having sexually his misses.

And we're only two episodes into this season of the Bachelor, but an insider has started dishing some gossip on Matt Bachelor, so she says that he's definitely kissed the greatest number of contestants the show has ever seen, seventeen out of the twenty eight he kisses.

Oh Man mentioned that if you were one of the ones that didn't.

Get Yeah, I know, right, seventeen of them and you didn't get.

Feel like, what would you feel like if you went on there was one of the girls and you were one of the few they did not make out with.

Yeah, I'd be pretty shattered by that.

But then you've got to remember a lot go early, don't they Within the first few days.

He was kissing someone on the first night.

Was he on the first night?

I watched her? He's kissing someone the um what's her name? I don't know what her name is, but she's.

Persian Persian girl. Wasn't that the second lef or something?

Was it the second? Maybe I missed the first one.

I don't know, pretty hard the second the second.

Night, first date?

That's right, tongue in yep. And this insider also revealed that he has sex.

With one of the contestants, but it's not the contestant he ends up picking.

I tell you, this one's the one worth watching. So so then he has sex with one of it.

Yeah, well he too, obviously too, because he's going to pick the one that he all have sex with, but he's had sex already before he picks her.

Wouldn't you have sex with all of them or the majority of them?

I don't think Channel ten want that. I'm pretty sure they wanted to be relatively PG.

No, you don't have to show it. But if you were the bachelor, he's sitting in there, But.

Then they'll all think he's a player and then it won't be good.

So finding her on TV it does seem like a real player, sleazy thing to do, but in.

Real life that's what everyone's doing.

Yeah, he's going out on dates having sex as well.

Okay, that's what happens now.

Okay, you just meet someone, go on on one date and have sex.

Yeah?

Oh god, yeah, date Jackie, don't look at her. Next get you're going to get some then it's going to be even harder to find someone. Do you worry about then?

Yes?

Do you know that the first time you go on a date someone's going to put it on you?

Yeah?

Well, hopefully I'll choose wisely and it won't be that kind of guy.

You know what I hope doesn't happen. You know that some guy drops off in the car and you lean over for a kiss, and he leans over to grab the back of your head and just pushes you down into his lap.

Oh oh, I'm assuming that won't happen. Does that happen?

Better start reassuming?

Well that's a bit forceful, isn't it?

Not forceful? Just he would just think that maybe maybe you're gonna do it.

No, no, no, no, no no no no.

Not not first date, second.

Date, listen, I don't I'd rather do other things before we just do that. You know, like what in the car it seems a bit you know, just kissing.

You want to just kiss in the car. You don't want to do that, you don't want to do anything.

It all depends, Carl. It all depends. If I don't know this person, then no. If I do know the person, like they're a friend and now I'm suddenly going out on a date with then yeah, I wouldn't be opposed to.

I never even thought for a second you'd be going out a date with a friend.

Yeah, well that can happen, don't. They say that's the best way a friend becomes your lover.

They do say that better. It's like a Buddhist thing.

Actually, yeah, I think you're right because Cindy Crawford an interview the other day and she said one thing she learned from her marriage to Richard.

Gear relevant that you have.

To be friends with someone before marrying them. So she went on to marry Randy Gerber and she's been married to him for a long time and she said she was friends with him, and she reckons that's you know, was the secret?

Well, you don't even you don't even have any mail.

Yeah, no, this is my problem my birth.

They're all gay friend that's right, very few mates have.

Many others that real friends. Someone you met once.

No not that, no, not that a single no none.

So all your male friends are gay, married, or there's me. Yeah, it's the only friend.

Yeah, that's fair.

Well, you don't know what you're going to do.

There anyway, I don't care.

It's fine.

Not even thinking about it.

Really sounds like you think you're talking about it every day.

No, you brought it up, not me.

But I just said you talk about it every day. I didn't say you bring it up?

How did I?

Oh?

Well, yeah, I can't just shut you down. We're on radio.

Well, you don't shut me down on the roof, and I bringing them either. You're happy to talk about it.

I worry about you, don't worry about me. I'm fine fine.

Oh yeah, I know you're fine. You've got no dramas. But how long is long enough? That's what I think?

What do you think?

I don't know. I don't know.

That's very And then can you go too long before it's yeah?

What are you? Then you're gonna be all panicked?

Yeah, oh well, guds. Listen, we're going to take your first calls if you want to phone us with anything that's on your mind. Thirteen one o six five.

Maybe you can say how long is too long to wait for sex? Like, what's the longest anyone's gone waiting, That's what I wonder.

Oh, there's definitely people that have beat in my record.

Yeah, I'm not listening to this show though it's filthy. All those people that have waited for a long time to have sex are over on Smooth and w SFM. The non sex stations, no, not necessarily, the menopause, dried up, if your husband's dead, whatever those stations they are, they've got nothing.

There's no sex in us. There this show full of sex in us? Do you think?

Yeah, but I still reckon there are people out there that aren't getting sex, that's for sure.

Maybe you've got maybe you can beat Jackie's record, but we were a year in counting. Tick tock, tick tock.

Okay, guys, call us now thirteen and one six.

By coming through and more chances to win that brand new Pergio, we'll good. We'll do that for you.

MG three.

Oh my god, now we've lost it.

You've lost it.

We've only been saying MG three for the last three and a half weeks. Where'd you get pergo from? Because that chick on Bachelor was Persian during that?

Yeah, I think that, Hey, I'm not that I can't figure that out. Maybe I am. Maybe I can't remember it because I never had perso on the mind.

That's right.

I don't even like pergos.

All right, enough of mentioning the opposition of MG.

I feel like I've let MG.

Then you have you have.

There will be a meeting that Kyle won't be You'll have to repeat it.

We need will any of my representation? Okay, I'll take a pitch next to the MG later. Yeah, I'll fix it. If you want to try and play, we'll let you know when the ring for it. Want to hear a kiss FM sunny today, I'll be nice. Tops to twenty one degrees currently eight degrees. First calls thirteen one to six five. If you want to get through on the telephone for Rice.

How are you going?

Good morning, Not too bad, not too bad, just got to.

Work, you know what's on your mind?

No, I was just calling up because I was just talking earlier about like the longest that you've left sleep before you slept with a girl and everything. And I've actually waited twelve months with a chick that I've dated. Yeah, when I was eighteen, So I lost my virginity probably like six months prior to me isn't it.

Yeah?

She was. She was a little netball center like Jackie used to be in the day. So you know, you thought it would have been thought it would have been an easy game.

Turns out you say about, oh, you know what that's saying.

That the standards? You know, where's the standards.

I can't believe Bryce knows what position you've played. I think you mentioned that once in twenty years.

Yeah, I know, And I haven't come across from SMOOTHFMS either with this.

You liked it so much you waited twelve months? Was she that? Was she not? Was she a something?

Yeah?

She was.

It was just one of those things that I thought, you know, you'd be the genuine, the genuine guy when you're younger. So you put it out and then it turns out that you know, it doesn't work out that well. So you put in all this effort for something that doesn't work out. Your game changes.

Now what do you like? How long do you wait? Now?

It's kind of like a straight away yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's where Jackie's you know, she's She's like, where do I find these guys? I think they've done all their hard work and they're just like I'm pretty much over it now.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

The dating world is not going to be a fun world for you.

Well, I don't plan on being on Tinder or anything like that.

No, no, well I don't think that game is pretty hard for the younger age as well, because you know what, I'm twenty, so I've only got the eighteen and the nineteen.

Yeah, aimed for so and that's maybe you should go on Christian match don common.

No, I don't want Christian either.

Someone who's going to wait around and talk about Jesus.

Oh no, no, no, Jackie, Jackie doesn't seem like the guys that you're you're after.

I'm going to really give you the fun that you want anyway.

Yeah, that's the thing. They've got to be fun. They've got to make me laugh.

Yeah, but it's the impossible person you've you've pitched it. Yeah, you want a fun guy that is friendly with you, that you know, not just some random someone who makes you laugh, someone who's trustworthy for you, someone who's not just going to pump and go, and and also that has the most amazing sexual abilities known on earth?

Yes, is that too much?

I think it is?

What what women ask for the most. I think is the mystery.

It's the mystery, and what is mystery?

I know, it's like it's like that bad boy outlooks, you know, the tattoos and everything. You're not sure what's behind it. You want to know what's behind it? Is that is that mystery?

The mystery was beyond the tattoos skin.

Yeah, yeah, well even like you're talking about before, even the second is don't want to let you in because of the tattoos, because I think it's gang affiliated. It's all that mystery.

It's crazy.

Do you want a tattooed sort of mysterious guy that might be in the game.

No, I don't think.

I'm trying hard to try because someone out there might be listening to go ding oh that's me.

Yeah.

Realistically though, how long are you going to wait?

I know how long it takes?

Well, no one's going to ring for that.

Well I'm not. I'm not asking them to know.

I'm not so listening for men.

Julie, Hi, Hello, Hi.

My five year old son is obsessed with you Jackman, and I took him to see his concert actually twice already, and on Sunday he got he interacted with him like five six different times all throughout the show. Absolutely made his night. And we just love the show. So I just wanted to tell you guys that it was just awesome.

Oh that's good.

Yeah, he was.

Such a good sport with my five year old. I couldn't believe that.

Oh he's a good guy, great with kids.

I actually I saw a woman at the Chemist the other day. She said she'd been to see huge show as well. Yeah, she said, it's so fantastic.

Oh, Tom went I think Snapper.

I went Tom as well, you loved him.

Yeah, so Julie's son, like they're in front row. He was dressed as Jackman in the Greatest Showman and Hugh kept coming to her. I mean to him the whole show.

It was like high fiving him.

The whole of Kudos Bank Arena was like dying because Yeah, as we.

Were leaving, we were actually stopped for photos like with my son, and everyone started honking their horns in their cars at him, and waiting thought he thought he was famous.

For a bit and how old is he? He's five five and is that the first show he's ever been to?

It is We went on the Friday and we had sort of back row tickets, and then he was like he was so in love with it that we decided to take him again and we got right up the front.

That's what a great experience for his first shot.

Yeah, you know, and she's the only person that he loves. He's just obsessed. Like nothing else, you know, comes close to it.

Does he is.

He'd be too young to watch Wolverine. He probably doesn't know about Wolverine, does he?

No, not as yet, but we'll get there.

Yeah, he's loving the greatest showman that.

He Yeah, but anything he's in, he wants to know it, know about it.

Yeah, okay, quote it down, sir, in the making there.

Yes, he does dancing as well. So yeah, he's a little performer.

How cute.

I hope my son's like that too, because I don't want some football type of child, because I don't want to see I.

Think you will.

I think you get led by your parents when it comes to sport.

I really do well, I'll be saying to my children sports, no good.

What are you going to get?

Ballet is a good option because there's very few boys that do ballet. So I remember, like we had one guy in our class Nigel, Nigel long Bottom, I've spoken about him, you have to.

Yeah, And did he in fact have a long bottom?

No, he had a cute bottom and all the girls were in love with him because he was the only guy there, of course, and you know he went on to do great things.

He was in tap Dogs, I think. Okay, you know that was a big show at the time in the Australian Ballet.

You do in Australian.

Ballet, Yeah, yeah, So I think it's kind.

Of runs in the family.

I think, yeah, okay, the dancing and the performing. I love that.

Yeah, runs in our family too.

Excuse me, who else in your family? What performers have you guys?

Well, my cousins, my grandma, what do they do? They did ballet, right, actually known.

Our grandmother did ballet. She's very beautiful ballerina.

I'm sure she was. They always used to say the show photos of my grandmother to me when I was younger, and even like up to when she just passed and they'd pull them out. They're all black and white, they go, how beautiful was Sybil?

Yeah, that's what they say about my grandma.

I'll look at the photos and I thought.

Really, really too. At best teeth.

Threw all off. I don't know, maybe stand of the lower back in the day. Oh, she was so beautiful, like, and I just sit there and I look at it. Everyone's like telling the truth. They believe she was beautiful.

Yeah, I'm sure she was.

When I look back on my grandma's pictures, I think, wow, she was so beautiful.

I'm a realist, and I thank god. I would never have gone there. Obviously it's my grandmother. That's weird.

Yeah, but you can't.

Yeah, there was no beauty from where I was looking back in the old days, I think people are uglier.

Do you think, Well, they didn't have surgery and face tune and filters and all the rest.

Even in real life it's thugly is out there?

Man?

It was just different. Wasn't a different look entirely?

Then? My grandfather only had the one arm.

Ly went to war.

Yeah he lost it in the war, but.

Tougher time easily please.

Back then, I say easily please. But then they stayed together their entire life.

Isn't that Did they have a good relationship? Do you think?

Yeah? They did?

Yeah?

Isn't that nice?

Yeah?

That's really nice?

Really nice.

Your grandmother was a beautiful person.

She was. She was lovely when she was old. Yeah, she was like the queen.

Yes, yeah, sort of.

With all the fancy with the jewels.

Wade has called through, what's up Wade?

Good mor morning guys.

Okay, you guys are earlier speaking about that Ben simmonsin and so so it struck struck in my mind when me and my mates were.

Down at the casino in Melbourne last time.

We all cash well presented, not drunk, nothing like that. You know, I don't like I'm white, whatever you want to say it. And I had Arab made to me and stuff like that. So we're all they probably look better than me, okay, because.

They're implacably dressed, all the Arabs.

Yeah, well, you know, but they had a beard and a bit of a longer hand.

Dude, whoever would so be it. I didn't get hassled out at all. I was straight through, straight in. And these guys don't even drink.

They just come to gamble, my mate, and they they just turned around and said, no, mate, you look like you've had one too many and they don't even drink.

So and of it, I didn't.

I didn't think nothing of it until you guys just mentioned that because maybe they might have seen Western Sydney on our on our licenses.

I don't know.

Yeah, and this was at the same place, right, yeah, this is at the same place.

I just I just didn't think nothing of it because just the usual, you know, Yeah, they're just seen, you know, some boundaries. They get a bit ahead of themselves, thinking they're police or something like that.

Maybe a bit jealous as well, walking in.

Younger, you know, cashed up and you say that they.

Were not me.

I didn't think nothing of it. I've thought, you know, every time I comes out.

When you hear that, though that, you think, well, hang on, maybe there is a maybe there is some racism going on, Like you can't just say you're Arab, you're black. You can't come in unless you put have a sign saying whites only. How does anyone know?

Yeah, well, I didn't think nothing of a kyle and that's pretty but they just turned probably down the richest squies they were going to walk into.

That case's ridiculous, you.

Know what I mean.

I'm not saying a rich enough, they don't make that in two seconds, but it's just, you know, now it's got me a little bit annoyed if they actually are doing this. I want to see if there's any other callers that have the same experience, I.

Think, experience that give us a ring thirteen six five before it happens, does happen, happens at night clubs, It happens all over the time.

Yeah, who cares if he's got longer hair and a bit of a bid in the world.

Imagine if it happened at the BP servo.

You go and you trying to fill up, and you know how, you're waiting and they're buzzing inside, and you think, why don't you hit the button? Why do we have to sit here waiting, waiting, and you walk in they go, sorry, no, no, not serving blacks or Arabs. That's not fair.

Yeah. Well they're not outright saying that though.

No, but it's got to be. It's got to be that. How can it be anything else?

Yeah?

I know?

Okay, all right, guys, we're going to do the pop quiers opening the lines for that to try and win ten grand on thirteen one or six five.

Then Danny Minogue coming in. Darren McMullen is another one of our guests. All happening today Jackie down Dan is coming on the air in about fifty minutes time. She's working alongside Jackie with their brand new Channel ten show which will be coming to TV soon called The Masked Singer with Lindsay Loewey and Hughs's on there. It looks great, by the way.

Thank you.

I'm excited.

It's fun, lots of fun.

Don't bring and I've asked you, Jackie, don't bring up with Danny's a cock block story.

As if I'm not going, I've got the grab and everything ready to play.

In case she didn't hear it, I'll do a recap for it.

And the reason you're wanted to bring it up is because every day you've been filming, Danny has not mentioned it, and it's been in the newspaper they've read done the Stone.

No, I'm surprised she hasn't talked about it. You said, I don't know how she'll.

Feel about that story, because because the way you.

Described it, it was like she came in and you know, it was like it was it happy that there were other women in the room, almost as if you you know, she thought you and her were going to be alone.

That's what That's how you said it.

Yeah, well that's what I thought.

And then obviously the other women left because Danny was there.

And then ten minutes later Danny was like, okay, I'm out of here. Seea yeah, and you were left with no one.

That's right.

That's sweet.

One two, three, back down to three two run none great, thanks Danny.

So we'll ask her about that in a moment.

But the pop quiz is coming up next to the answer to question number one is swimming.

Okay, write that down thirteen and a six y five if you want to have a play with that. Pop quiz is worth ten thousand dollars. We'll do it next. I love this tones and I the song is called Dance Monkey, Turn it out this morning Bang on seven thirty here at Kiss FM days.

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Let's get the big one on the air, ten thousand dollars. You can win the in Botany is up ready to play.

Good morning, Good morning, Hello, Oh I understand.

Did you at least get the answer to question number one before?

I think?

Girl, good girl.

Let's go through the other nine and see if you can win ten grand.

You gotta get them all right to get the ten thousand every other one? You get rightd you get one hundred dollars sixty seconds to do it? Let's go Okay?

What sport does mac Horton represent Australia for swimming? What Australian landmark will no longer allow tourists to climb from October Bull? What is the name of the eldest Jonas brother?

No, Kevin? What's the name of Ariana Grande's brand new song boyfriend? What ossie tennis player just won the Washington Open? Nick you Direct?

Nine News watches a new Facebook news service hosted by who.

Past?

What famous movie has announced a reboot into a TV series?

Who was eliminated from Survivor last night?

Huh?

What animal is Bachelor Matt Agnew's rib tattoo of.

A bear? I don't know?

Okay a bear?

No?

What is the name of Scott Dissick's new reality show?

I watched it?

Look okay?

Nine News watches a new Facebook news service posted by who?

I don't know?

Sylvia Jeffries. Can you believe they took her off reading the Today's show? News and when? Guess what? You can go on Facebook? I can't believe it. The best news reader they.

Got she's doing a current affairs still.

She's doing some stories on a carit Yeah, but yeah, in the Channel nine, Sylvia Jeffries would be the main news, more front and centersolutely fantastic.

All right, So yeah, Sylvia Jeffries.

What famous movie is doing a reboot into a TV show that's How to Lose a Guy in ten Days?

Oh that'll be fun.

Oh wow, how do you do that over a TV series if it's only ten days?

I don't know, Tricky who was eliminated from Survival last night? That was Sam and the rest.

We told you Natasha enjoyed that five hundred dollars enjoy Jackie's good to know news coming up. Then you were shot at telling us the five celebrities to win the brand new MG three.

Good luck guys, it's coming up.

Soonez here at Kiss FM, you're on the Kyle and Jackie. Jackie's got the latest own news for us.

Yeah.

You may have noticed on Instagram a lot of big stars turn off their comments so you can't really see.

And with Ruby Rose, for instance, I think she's able to.

Only let certain people comment because you always see her comments are like seven comments, and you think, what how she only got seven comments.

Can you mute people?

Is there?

That's a function, But even if you mute them, they can still comment.

So I'm actually not sure how she's doing that.

But yeah, she came to that conclusion because she said she was just getting it too inside her head with everyone's comments on stuff. It wasn't good for her mental help. And she even convinced Pink that she should do the same.

Have a listen.

I haven't had comments on Instagram for a million years. I got sick of posting things and then being like, oh, someone doesn't like my shoes, should I change my shoes? Maybe I did think that rap one's about it, and you start like second questioning what you're putting out there. And as soon as I deleted Twitter and I had to comments off for way longer.

Than that, I was like, huh, this was much better.

And I've told all the people to do and they have, you know, And I told Pink turn her comments off and she did and I.

Was like she was like, good idea.

And then she put the back on and I was like, okay, she took them back off like a little bit later, and I was like, yeah, it felt good, and She's like, that's really good.

I guess when you're you know, Taylor Swift, Pink that kind of level.

They do get all sorts of comments.

You know, they've got like fifty thousand comments, but have to be great, are they time?

You'd just be going through.

The first couple of pages looking for the hate probably or the.

Love, you know, just depends.

Also, according to the Sun in England, Beyonce the has been working on a project to get Destiny's Child back together and Michelle and Kelly are up for it.

Of course, of course they would be.

But it's to mark the twenty year anniversary. So that would mean a huge reunion tour for next year.

Oh, that would be cool.

That'd be amazing.

And Michelle could wonder what Michelle's doing. She could give her a job at Subway and get back on the tour circuit.

Well, she does gospel, doesn't she? You know, albums. I don't know when the last time she released one.

Kelly's doing fine though.

Yeah, Kelly's doing great.

She's full of life.

And mel Lacunas went back to her hometown in Ukraine with Ashton Kutcher to see if she could visit her old childhood home.

Ah right, I've done that. Oh have you have you been laid inside?

Yeah? Yeah, remember I did. Mike Willis, he took me back to Brisbane to my old family home. Yeah, and I was standing at the front and I got all emotional.

Yeah, well that's what she wanted to do. But the woman who lived there wouldn't let her in Ashton.

In Ashton and I went back there last year in August, almost a year ago exactly, and I had never been back for twenty plus years. But we went back to the place where I was born, and the woman when where we lived and the woman that are on there was like, no, we're not letting you in, which I don't blame her because welcome to the you know, Ukraine's. She didn't care. She wasn't gonna open the door. It wasn't no, no, no, She's like, don't kill me.

It must be rough there, right.

Yeah.

If someone knocked on your door and said it was their childhood home, would you just let them in and rhame around?

Probably not.

Yeah, I don't know if I would either, because like, how do you know, how do you know if it is do you know?

I mean, if they're famous and you recognize them. Sure, that's different, but otherwise we know about that. Guys. We're going to be doing cash cars and stars.

So I feel like we're getting very close here for the MG three to be given away.

Well did we get these little paper out here? Because another one was given away right?

Well, I don't know it. Oh yeah, that should have gone.

Off though, bloody Gordy.

Yeah.

How many are left now? Two?

There are two unidentified celebrity number one and celebrity number four yet to be named.

So Calvin Harris is number five? Who's number three?

Cameron Diaz Cameron so Read or to Cameron di As three, Calvin Harris five? But we need all five here they are?

You know, Carl, I need to tell you obviously.

Okay, you want to play thirteen one O six five? We'll do it next here at Kiss FM.

Employees down in Victoria a copying backlash after putting up a Facebook post telling they can be fined almost five hundred bucks for paying with a phone in drive through.

To do it legally, they say you need to turn off the car.

Others have commented saying that if it's safe to lean out the window and pay with a card, what difference is it doing that with a phone?

Yeah? See, why do they try and rub people's faces in it? You're already not liked. Why make yourself more not like saying dumb things like that.

Yeah, so I mean, yeah, it's a drive through. Is a legal road still if you touch your phone in any way?

Who says it's a legal road?

Well, it still is classed as a road because the public can go in there.

It is, no, but it's private property.

It doesn't matter, but private So.

A Westfield car park is private property, you know that.

But it's still classed as a road because it's open to the public.

Anyone can go in there.

I'm calling bs on there.

Maybe you can take it to court.

And waste my life down. But if I got done for that, I'd be spewing.

Oh yeah, it's expensive.

All the police I actually come across are usually pretty nice, but I hate hearing these dumb things, like that woman that got a ticket for drinking coffee or whatever it was from Newcastle to Sydney.

That's right, Yeah, stupid.

Yeah, just a dumb rule. What else don't you like do anything you don't.

Like checking um dumb law?

Yeah? Yeah, I kind of think jaywalking is a dumb law.

Right, Yeah, but because walk on the marked area? How hard is it? Oh?

If the light's not if you're waiting for ages and there's no traffic coming, why can't I cross?

The world? That should be so if I pull up at five in the morning and there are lights red and there's no one around, should I just have a little look and be able to drive through it?

No, because you never know. You know, cars can come flying down.

That's a little bit more so if you're walking, it must be more dangerous for you. But if a car could come flying.

Ah, yeah, but you can see in the distance. I'm not doing it where I can't see.

What's the difference in me driving if you and then new walking?

I don't know.

I know red light is obviously a serious thing to drive through, but don't you think sometimes when there's no traffic around you.

Can just cross.

What about when you're driving really early in the morning and some idiot walking or jogging has hit the button for no reason and there's no one there the cross that drives. You should be able to yell abuse and drive through that red light. That's what everyone wants to do. Cal and Jackie Oose Cash Cosy stars. Here are the five celebrities need to identify in order to win the brand new free car.

You know, Carl, I need to tell you obviously, obviously I am trying to try and give away a brand new car.

Scott is first through.

Good morning, Scott.

Here they are again, buddy, have a listen.

You know, Carl, I need to tell you obviously.

Okay, roll them out for us.

So I've got Ben As number one, Aura As number two, Cameron Dias number three, Elena is number four, and Calvin Harris number five.

No, my friend, I'm sorry, that's not right, not enough.

Sorry, Scott, you did not identify a new beat Vera.

You're up next?

What's up?

Hiuys?

Yeah, we're good. What do you drive now? Via?

Oh no, I'm not.

I'm at home with my son.

Do you have a car?

I do?

You don't like it?

I do, but I'd like to win one more for my son.

What name?

That'd be wonderful.

He's nearly eighteen.

Okay, good age. Here we go.

Give us all five.

Okay, So this is Bradley Cooper.

Number two, Risa Aura number three, Cameron Diaz number four, Shane.

Dan and Shaye are not Hey, you're out.

He's on the bus. Nancy, good morning.

Hi guys, you good morning to give us all five.

Okay, Sam Worthington, Aura, Jessica Alba and Calvin Harry.

Never mind, never mind Romina, Hi, Hello, hiyah.

We will five celebrities give it to us in order will give you the car of your eyes.

Okay, number one, the Russell Crowe, number two, Aura, number three, Camandias and before Milby.

Umber five, Calvin.

Harra, no new one.

Okay, thank you.

Try I keep thinking of one day. You can have many chances.

Hey, Jake, good morning.

Here you going?

Yeah?

Good?

Okay, give us the five celebrities.

Robert Downey Jr. Rita, Aura Cameron, Dia Kendall, Jenna.

Kendall, Jenny you think.

Let me Hearnda?

You know I need to tell you obviously.

Robbie Downy and it's not Kendall Jenner.

Okay, we're going to play again today.

With and they get a new one out.

No, well, we got the new one out yesterday, didn't we.

That's true. Danny Minogue gives in next everywhere it's show. Good morning everyone, Danny Minogue has arrived.

He Danny, how are you long? Time.

No, see, I know, living in each other's pockets at the moment, it's been great fun.

I suppose you have to hold Jackie's hand throughing this time of desperation that she's going through.

I just keep looking at Jackie, going you you're going to know I'm relying on her to know everything about everyone.

No, but this is the thing so so because we have to try and guess this. Celebrities on the mask. Singer Danny is like all over it. She comes so prepared. She's got like a million guesses, a million ideas as to what the clues mean.

It's like she's just as if you thought I was compared to.

Someone either and we just look down at each other. But if I'm on the fence, like which way do I go? Well, sometimes we've got similar aims. I'm like Jackie that one, I'll take this one. We're just trying to cover our bases.

You know that they're the power positions, the both ends of the panel, of the power positions on the panel.

I didn't know there was even power positions. Yeah.

The hardest seats to sit in because you know, if there could be a conversation happening and it's kind of hard to get involved when you're right down the air exactly.

Yeah, but then we just throw it right over the top like a rainbow.

It's like, yeah, And I read that you didn't like Lindsay, had all these problems with her, and you thought that she was no good and I read no, I read I read that, and I thought, I instantly knew that is totally there's.

Just nothing else, which kind of goes with you know, most of the stories.

Yeah, yeah, are you so used to that, Ryan?

Oh well, I just thought it's brilliant that it's in that magazine because people read that thinking yeah, right, No.

We've had a great time.

She's a real girls girl, and I know you love girls and you were saying you've hung out with her before.

She's very generous, so generous at all, not at all.

She's street smart, and she's she's like I think, no, but she's a real softy. And I think that's where on top of that complete big heart, she has to be protective because otherwise she's just yeah, she.

Just gets written about. Yeah, all most of them are untrue, but she is. You're so right, she's so generous and thoughtful and kind to everyone on set. She came in the other day and she brought Kitty a little cake, and you know, she's giving beers.

To the crew.

She's trying to buy everyone's affections at all.

Just generally she'll give you her time.

She'll always like, want to make sure that everyone's cool.

You guys, beer and cake, you bet you guys, give no drank it.

We ate the cake. We dank the beer.

Now. I heard that you and Jackie all went out clubbing the other night. I get no call, like nothing.

And we weren't sure if we were going to go because we were in our ug boots. It's the girl thing where you're like, oh my god, she'll like take off the fall side. Are we going out?

Aren't we? You know how much longer can I stand up in heel?

It had been a long day, so it was kind of like you weren't sure if you're going to get there, and then go.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah it was Yeah.

She's a hugey trying to a.

Dance.

Yes, he's like he's on a.

Boat, and then sometimes he'll go to click his fingers. But then you realize, oh no, I look stupid. And because like when you see a great performance, everyone on the panel stands up and you can just tell you, oh, no, we're not dancing again.

No, you're all dancing time step and clicking off beat. Oh yes, the celebrity in the outfit. That's what really, that's what sucked me in, like wondering, guessing, constantly obsessed as to who's behind the mask.

Yes, tell me about it.

Okay, So what I worked out the other days because we're focusing on things we've written in front of us, things that we know about, the clip packages and stuff. And I had friends come down to the show and they said, try to just close your eyes when they sing.

Oh good idea.

Did you feel like they got any closer by doing that?

It really?

Some of them?

Hey, yes, oh yes, this next taping will be interesting time.

Oh wow.

So and then you have to go deep into people's instagrams and uh, does that fact work Wikipedia?

Yes, I've been on Wikipedia too.

Much work Now, I wonder I didn't get a call back.

Hey, you college to sit there and go I don't know, I don't know. It could be anybody.

Dave will always go to a sportsperson first, but it'd be really random, like you know, like a downhill skier from the Olympics from nineteen whatever, and then he'll mention someone and we'll all look at him and go, Dave, they're not alive.

I can't wait. This show sounds like it's got more more wins for me to watch it.

Yeah, we're excited about it. And also, Danny, you're doing the petite range for Target. Yeah, you've been doing that for a long time.

Well, we're just celebrating five years this week.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

Thanks. I just spoke to my mum on the way and she's like, is it five years already?

Yeah.

I love the petite range because I'm a fan of petite, not a fan of a beest. I know the sense to bit critical.

It's not even the same thing. So my petites range means you're short in height, that's right. We go to all different sizes and this is this is an ongoing education piece that I'm trying to do. I'll meet women in the street and they go, oh, you've got your clothing range.

Pretty.

I can't buy it, And I say, what do you mean?

And I so they think they can't.

They think means like a you know, and it's not.

You can be a little short barrel and you can still dress.

Them absolutely at the moment where size is four P to sixteen P. But I want to go bigger because for shorter women, because.

It's sixteen P that's a decent size there, right.

Well yeah, that's where your general plus size clothing starts. But the plus sizing is not accommodating a short person.

And the sure you are, the more critical.

The tailoring has to be to fit your body, and you've got to start with a completely different pattern. Wow, Like so your your mannequin's fit models and pattern are completely different. Like the circumference of your neck is going to be smaller and your neck is shorter, so.

A collar can't go up as high. So everything has to be great.

It was.

So that does a whole lot of things to your mind and your confidence.

I wouldn't be what you would call petite.

Right, No, no, no, you're taller.

Yeah, yeah, see how nice she is taller And that's sort but you know you'd go to that. You do some stupid you do that all the time.

Okay, So a little while ago, Kyle said a story where people had to guess who the celebrity.

Was you thinking about?

I recall by myself when he was telling the story, did not know and I was throwing out a bunch.

Of guests, Well were your guesses?

Who were my guesses?

Was it?

I don't even know who you guessing?

No, I think our callers guest Sophie Monk, Lara Bingles.

Handsome, which celebrity cock to blocked me once back in the day. That was the That's what I.

Was saying, Do you have a recap?

I have a little bit of to roll this all the tapes. I'm in the room by myself and I've arranged for a young beautiful model to come over for me to have my way with her. We're sitting on the bed and having a chat and maybe a bit of a making out and a bit of kissing. And then I hear this on the door. Jesus, who's that? I think? So I opened the door and it's this particular celebrity. Okay, so she rolls in. Five ten minutes went by. I'm thinking about this poor model sitting in the bedroom waiting. I didn't want to say to the celebrity, I've got someone here waiting. Then on the door again, I said, Jesus, is this now? Opened the door and it's a girl that I used to work with, so I brought her in. Hey, you said to come around. I was like, oh, got the celebrity stashed down on the balcony, got a model stashed in the bedroom. Bringing this other person. Then I'd take her outside to where the celebrity is. Yep. So there's three girls in the in the hotel room by now. So anyway, the third girl left and then and then the model girl comes out, and then the celebrity said to me, look at you with all your floozies. Then the model says, I think I might.

Go well, I was gutted.

Ten minutes later, the celebrity says, well, it's fun.

You go, Danny, What do you make of that? Is that completely accurate in your mind? Or do you have a different version of you?

Remember there was a model stashed in the room, and then there was somewhere the birds showed up, and you're like, aren't you popular at two thirty in the morning.

The fact is there's always models and birds, cool people hanging around you. I just come and go to have I do not recall, That's what Justin Bieber says.

I do not recall.

I honestly don't remember being there at chief a bit. This is possible.

It's possible because this would have been when you were working together on AGT.

Right, ah, well one of those shows.

Right, okay, And so just so I was lonely at the end of the night. He thought you might have been into him, and that's why you were there.

That's what I was thinking.

Oh, he was okay for the models to leave because.

He thought no, no, no. The model left because she was sick and tired of waiting. And the other person that showed up unbeknown so I didn't even know that person liked me. I think that was like she realized, oh, I don't even know and left and.

Then it's like it's all like canceled each other out.

And then I left there and with this, then I was like, okay, so a hotel porn and I took care of things myself, had his ladies. Oh yes, yes, Jackie, turn yourself under.

The MI I did, and I know what it's like for you. So there you go.

Okay, So you yeah, but it is always nice to see you, thank you, except that you know, when you I'm trying to entertain someone else, and I didn't realize.

Yeah, I must text first who drops in? Are you naked? How many other people are naked?

If you want to speak to Danny's she's here. Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. We'll do it next here at kids how if Danny Minogue is here. Danny's Petite range is at TJ. Some of you might call it target. I call it. It's there now And if you want some Target vouchers you can go and buy him on Danny Minogue's dollar. Then you can ring up now thirteen when I six five, and we'll give it to you for free. Mary from Miranda is on the air with Danny Minogue.

Good morning man, Good morning.

Are you doing good?

How are you good?

You're about to win a voucher?

By the way, Okay, so you know how Kitty doesn't really care if you're famous, but she doesn't see the big deal. Ethan like understand that his mom's famous.

Good question, does he think you're famou? Does he understand it? Obviously understands he's old enough to sort of know. But does he think? Does he like?

What? Not?

Bothered?

He he loves the fact that his mum and his dad are on TV and he's different.

Stuff and everyone else.

My mom showed him old clips of Young Talent Time and as I'm twirling around, he's watching it saying to my mum, Baba, we're dad. He thought he'll be there dancing as well. So there's still like layers of stuff to try and unpack. And you know when paparazzi you're chasing who are they? Why are they chasing us? But no, he he gets it and he likes it. And I've always brought him into the studio with yeah that from yeah, being pregnant, AGT, then X Factor UK, Expector phones, Bubby Yeah, yeah, little Bubba headphones.

So I have to say Kitty has never been impressed with my job until she came on set for the Mass Singer, and I just saw this instant change where she was like wow, because TV.

Is so different to radio.

It's all the lights, you girls are all wearing amazing gowns, and she just thinks it's the most amazing thing here.

Well, because it's a school day. Every day we work is Monday to Friday, and in the morning.

Because she's never seen me at work, but this time she's been able to see me at work.

And it's been so loved being able to share that experience with you, because as a mum we get the guilt so badly. We're at work, we're working weekends or early or late at night, and our hours don't really go with school hours. So I think it's really important that they see what we do and understand. This brings us toy and is the build and it helps us look after you. But it means that sometimes the schedules clash. And yeah, she was just so proud of you that day.

Loving it, wasn't she and it was so cool. Finally you know.

That Kitty was going through editing Jackie's Instagram and stuff, deciding what was appropriate, what was not appropriately.

It doesn't not appropriate.

She doesn't look I don't have sexy pictures on my Instagram.

Photo.

I don't really do that.

But she's really funny about anything that might be So this one from Marty Grass not too sexy, got to take it off. Yeah, yeah, she wants me to be mumsy, but that's how she knows you your mum and you're.

We do not look like that, that's ours and it's like a team.

So many hours or Angelie last Calling, you're on with Danny minoua.

Go ahead, good morning.

Hello, very good.

That's good.

So Danny, I do remember when you were interviewed on the Ardone show.

Yeah, it was revealed that a journalist blackmailed you when you're saying you were HIV positive.

Yeah, how did you what? You haven't heard that? I haven't heard that.

Oh God, Okay, I'll try and recap it really quickly so we can get back to the call.

But I mean London.

This is before phone hacking scandal came out. But I'd always said to my friends, I feel like I'm being watched and followed.

All the time.

I was working with a charity and AIDS charity called the Terence Higgins Trust, and we were doing a lot of work educating kids on how you contract AIDS, you know what, what's on off and now if you get it, like how do you live with it?

What's your survival rate? All of that kind of stuff.

I come home one day and I go to the security desk and They're like, there's a bunch of flowers for you, and I'm like, okay, it's like not my Birthday's nothing special going on. And there was a note attached to it from a big daily newspaper saying we are running a story tomorrow saying you're HIV positive. We have very good information that you are. So I literally my hands were shaking. I thought, this is the weirdest, this cannot be true, and.

Is around then, around then, But even that, I thought I wouldn't say that like that. It's just it was too bizarre.

So get on the phone, call my manager and I'm like.

Hey, how you doing. She's like, yeah, good. I said, are you sitting down?

And then I said, okay, this is the letter we've got and I am not HIV positive, but maybe my work with Terrence Hickens Trust is like made someone think can you please just contact them clear it up?

Yeah, sure, I'll call you back.

She calls me back and says, no, they're running with it because they said that the information they have is better authority than you. And I said, call them back again. So we had to go through the whole thing again. I am sitting at home waiting, just like do I call my parents now?

Do I call them later?

Wait for her.

I don't want to be on the phone.

So they were just going to dismiss the fact that you said it wasn't correct and we're going to run it anywhay.

This is really pre social media, so I had no voice to.

Have my say at all.

And.

I was just so confused.

And she called back and she said, no, they're they're running it and there's there's nothing you can do about it. And I said, so they don't believe me that I'm not. So I got on the phone and this brings back so many weird feelings, and I.

Called my doctor.

I had the best doctor there in London. I said, I'm coming over now.

That's all. I said, coming over now, and he's like, okay. So I walk in. He said, what what is it? And I said, in a.

Few hours it's gonna the printing machine will be going and this is what they're printing. And there's only one way I can stop it. How fast can you turn around a blood test?

Sure, put out my arm.

And just sat there just like shaking, and he's taking the blood and then delivered the HIV negative onto the paper's desk and said, you never had any authority on anything.

This has come in the last hour and.

That's the only way we stopped it because there was no social media. And at that point, you know when something goes in the press. It would just go from worldwide. Then the next call was to my parents like I've got the form, it's it's, it's. But I was kind of still thinking, are they still going to run out and then say, you know, because media can someone say oh sorry, we got the details wrong or we didn't receive So there was still that whole night to go before the next morning you feel delivered with a bunch of flowers. So now every time I receive flowers, I'm like, oh, so now I'm so sorry.

We've got a caller on the line waiting.

But did.

Right the blackmail part of it? So yes, you know the story. Did you have a question about that?

No, that's pretty much my question.

You know, that was my.

Thing, Like maybe just get a blood test and croup exactly.

What she did.

That's what I had.

What people what people need to know, and this like back then, you're right, before social media, a lot of people did never voice. But this is the sort of shenanigans a lot of the media still to this day get up to They make up stories, they make up a source close to the person, but they don't even really have the problem.

Is it sticks, So you yeah, the next day.

You could have gone on a morning show that morning and said no, I'm not HIV positive, and there'd be another story Danny denies she's HIV positive, and that stuff sticks around, you know, it never goes away. And I guess that in one way, that's where social media is a blessing.

I know it has its negative.

Connotations, but so good that people now have an instant platform to get.

Around it completely positive.

And like fans of mine have found each other on social media, they've met up. They've now got friendships that have been going seven plus years. And then sometimes like I'll get these groups and then I'll say, okay, come down to my show and I've become friends with them, little chat group going. I've only found it to be positive. You've just got to have your boundaries, like kids learnt already what you find acceptable or what if you don't like something on someone else's feed, don't follow it, don't look at it. So yeah, the next generation will have a completely different perspective.

But for me, it was my savior.

And this reminded me remember when they used to someone was saying that you were a cocre back in the day.

Yeah, that was another room.

It never had cocaine. I I'm the coin.

How has this rumor gotten onto me? My association?

Hey, look, look, you've got stories. We could we could have you lived here for about nine years and never run out of amazing stories. I can't wait to see the mask singer. Congratulations on the batite range. Go and check it out at Target. Maybe you've just learned yourself that, hey, you fit in the batite category. I didn't realize it was a fight thing, not a waist size thing.

Correct, So incredibly much for helping me get that message.

Is Jackie petit?

No?

The funny thing is my manager is petite. She's five five, but she's petite on her top half, so from the waist up in the length of her arms. But she's got these gorgeous long legs that that's like Barbie Doll proportion to.

Imagine what she looks like. She got the big legs and the tit. But you're different on the top and bottom, right, Jackie, I think.

Well a lot of us are.

I think you're for tea in the length of your body, but not the width of your shoulders.

Or what about her bosoms? What do you think of her bosoms? Have you seen them?

And what are you about?

She's got them out and she.

Whipped them out, or she was standing their naked but she had a dress on. Big Booby actually didn't realize.

Did you see Have you seen Danny's boobies? Jackie?

Yeah, I've seen.

Booby is not full, but I've seen them quite not afraid to show our boobs, are we? Danny on a little bit.

I appreciate that, ladies thinking of the booby chat.

And Kitty won't talk to me now.

Inluence like that sexy friend of yours. Danny always a pleasure company. Good luck with the show, good luck with everything. Lady than I felt like you were just here as a guest.

Yea, now I know off his coat.

Dannimano this morning here at kiss Jackie out. Darren McMullen, we know this blow key has been on off TV's back on the TV of the brand new reboot of Seat Change. Remember that show?

Yes, so it's eight forty five on Channel nine. You can check it out.

I never watched the original, but it was my mum's favorite show.

Well haven't they got everyone back?

Yeah? All the old cast back and Darren's playing some young hot marine biologists. Of course he is probably with his shirt off looking gorgeous. Ladies.

Yeah, well he's joining us next stand by, guys.

We'll get him on. It's Sheer and Justin Bieber right now, this is I don't care right here at City's number one Kiss morning. Everyone did hear and Justin b But this morning here at Kiss f one and the only fantastic we know him in Australia is a TV legend, radio presenter, music personality, music journalist, music critic, and now he's making mum's wet all over the He's back on Sea Change. I saw you were you were a marine biologist.

Yeah, marine scientists slashed, marine biologists ripped. This is actually the casting directive we got when I when I went in for the casting, it said Finlay knocks and impossibly handsome, incredibly ripped thirty something marine biologists. I'm like, well I'm one of those. He said, like thirty something, And I went into the audition. It was with Brooke Satchwell, who she's lovely.

What a great accurence. I know.

I'm very lucky I get to do most of my scenes with her. She's back on with her or what's the will they won't they is it going to ever happen kind of thing?

Yeah?

Yeah, but she's she was amazing to work with. But we went into the audition and it was a chemistry read with her, and he said, okay, don't you have to take your shirt off?

Now?

I'm like, yeah, you're joking, right, No, I wanted you to get your year in the audition. Yeah, is that right? So I had to take my shirt off. I was like, look, obviously I'm not incredibly ripped or impossibly handsome, but you know, are impossibly handsome?

Well who is impossibly doesn't think one person?

I don't think anyone. And maybe maybe you're right, I don't think anyone here thinks said you're anything other than devilishly handsome.

Devilishly Maybe you read absolutely yes, definitely devil good looking, devilish, Yes, yes that is an appropriate adjective. And possibly I don't know. But anyway, you know, I got the job anyway, and I said, well, look they said, you know you said in the addition, given enough time, you could get it, you know, ripped up. And I was like, yeah, yeah, you know what four or five weeks? Like you got two weeks.

Two weeks, so what.

You're doing that two weeks you starve yourself. I went to my trainer and he said, look, no carbs, no booze. I'm like, well, the second one is not going to happen. No booze. I'm like, it's not going to happen. Give me another option. He goes, no booze. I'm like, give me another option. He goes, all right, vod Ca sodas. I'm like, so okay, so that was me last three months. Vodka SODA's. The show is finished. I'm back on the pizza, back on the carbs, back on the Sandalance.

Fantasy eating whatever you see, that's what you're doing.

Wow, And can you make a big difference in two weeks?

He did? Well, Well, look at the photos.

Not a not a hint of c g I insight, maybe a little bit of her.

Remember when you were here last time and we had the big delta discussion. Did you get any blowback from that?

Some blowback by that. But I'll tell you what, My Instagram's never blown up so much in my life with people like offering dates. I'm like, oh, I can't believe that you're having such a terrible time. I'm a perfectly normal person. Whenever anyone starts a conversation like that, you know they're they're bonkers.

Are you on the apps and stuff like that, You have to.

Get off the apps? They're all bonkers. So after I was on the show last time, everyone was sliding into the d ms, as they say, and there was this lovely girl from Barcelona.

Yeah.

We started hanging out quite a bit, and then one time she says something random about, oh, you know, my dad's you know, in the shower in the morning. I'm like, what do you mean shower with your dad in the morning, because obviously he's not in the shower with me, but you know, I'll be in the shower and he'll be on the toilet or brushing his teeth, And like, no, this is not normal. She's like, no, maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we're very open and dance back in the shower in the shower. Yeah, And she's well, that's perfectly normal. My brother's in there sometimes and.

I'm like, no, this is weirder and weirder.

She's like, what, I sleep with my parents also, it's this weird for you.

I'm like, yes, in the same bed.

In the same bed, She's like, nothing weird happens. It's just you know, like my parents, if I'm going away to Australia for a long time, you know, sleep between my parents. I'm like, that's not normal.

And even at five, I want them to out.

Get them ota there.

Wow.

So she slept with her parents and it was perfectly normal for her to all be naked together with the parents and the mind and the dad naked in bed.

No, not naked in.

Bed, they're just naked together. She's what, you don't hang out with your family naked.

I'm like, absolutely not.

I would have.

I would have to go to therapy for life if I saw my dad's tactical.

You if you hang out with your family naked, Jack, No, we're not a new type family, though.

I think there are families out there that don't mind that, you.

Know, sitting around watching seed change.

That's not normal anyone, no one.

And what about the app you're on Rya, which is for really people just in the entertainment industry.

I saw you on that. By the way, you didn't match back with me though, what happened?

That's not true.

No, I told you to get on that. I know, well, it was it's kind of expanded out saying the entertainment industry.

What you got there?

Yeah, real estate agents and people even want to be seen dad.

So have you dated many people off there? Do you meet up? Is that just like a normal dating apple?

It's look, you know what you're on all these apps and they just end up you have? You have a million and one pen pals. I just want to ask you how your day will, how's your weekend?

How's your day?

And I don't have time to get back to my friends. I have time to talk to one hundred different strangers about what they had that day from breakfast, you know.

So when it come over or not?

Absolutely, that's right. So I'm going to go back to the old fashion where I go and the Carl and Jackie. I showed you a show ladies and said let them know I am single and hit me up on the d MS. If you want to hang out and you're not crazy and you don't sleep with your.

Parents, that's not too much to.

That's fair.

Don't don't stay.

I had a girl once we were seeing each other, and she sent me a bit. She got really drunk one day. I can only imagine ended up sending me a video of her hooking up with somebody else.

What happened? And then the next day.

I was like, this happened a long time ago. And I was like, wait a minute, didn't you get that tattoo since I've known you that.

You hadn't She's like, are you saying that the person was cheating?

Well, yeah, essentially, I mean we never had that sit down, exclusive conversation that you have to.

Do just a given when you think with someone, you think, well, that's just you and me.

Well it depends how long. How long were you together for?

It was like a couple of months?

Oh yeah, okay, yeah, excuse me, the queen of old school romance over there, your your questioning.

That I was going to say, if it's just a date or two, then that's not I was.

War and I was warning you this morning because she has twenty years since she's been on a date, and she's ready to laugh, hilarious, it's funny. Sorry, sorry, and she's not. She's not ready to d.

Darren over here is dating left right and Zeno, both of them, Yes, And I.

Told her be careful. Things are different.

Now, Oh god, what you're expected to.

Do on the first day this stuff she wouldn't do until six seven, eight years into a relationship.

Yeah, they's it's all craziness. Now you know they're having threesomes and gang bangs and.

Will you do any of those jacking?

Yeah you said, yeah, gang bang on the first day? Are swiping on?

Wow?

You know the real issue I think we're going to face in a society is I think the real growth as a human being comes when you're in a relationship and you have some conflict. Right, you have to compromise, you have to learn somebody else's point of view and kind of move past it, and you you grow as a person. But no, as soon as you challenge anyone on crap like hey, maybe you shouldn't be sending me photos of you hooking up with other guys or videos because that's not very nice. Oh, well, you're going to challenge me, and that I literally have a those other men at the swipe of a fingertip. That's not going to challenge me in anything.

To deal with that. Yeah, So you've got to just sack all your emotions inside and not tell anyone to share any of your own thoughts with anyone.

Well, that's right, or you know, my friend taught me a great trick years ago to get over jealousy. It's that you just take that video she sent you by accident of her hooking up with another guy. You go into a quiet room and you sort yourself over, and you're.

Never jealous about it ever again. Absolutely works.

I don't think i'd be able to get myself in that stay.

Oh you can call really confused me once. Once upon a time, I was day a girl long term and she was over in New Zealand on a on a like a commercial. She's doing a commercial, and I was like, when is she She's meant to be back today, And I checked her flight schedule and sure enough, she was meant to be back that day. So I called the hotel and said, no, no, she checked out this morning. She's gone. I'm like, oh my god, the planes crashed. My head goes there. In still two hours a track her down, caller not answering the phone. Finally get three, She's like, oh, hey, yeah, you know, we're still here. We decided to stay extra day. I was like, well, you're not at the hotel. Oh no, the director were staying at the director's house. I'm like, oh yeah, no, it's solid bike, so I'm losing it now. We've been dating for four years at this stage, and my South African buddy, he was a bit of a pervert and he's like, Darren, hey, bro, I'm not gonna do South African terrible. You got you just got to go into the room there and you got to picture that big, fat, ugly director giving your girlfriend one with a producer, and you just spank the monkey to that brother, and as soon as you orgasm, you'll never be jealous again. I was like, you're sick of there's something wrong African, there's something not right in your head. But you can be sure it's exactly what I did when I went into the room, and you know what, he was right.

I was like, you weren't jealous jealous? I'm playing with it.

Head the weirdest possible scenario or anything under that is fine, right.

I don't know if have you taken any of that is advice for your dating?

You give the worst advice.

It has been said, what is she going to do? What are we going to do with that?

What are you looking for anything? With me?

I'm still not looking. Well, you don't want to wait too long?

One year since everyone tells me one year.

What is it? One year for every kind of year? Two years you're together?

Maybe, Yeah, I'm not going to.

Years.

See you in your seventies. Yeah, you'll still be seventy.

I don't know. I did that face app challenge. It didn't look very good.

What's the challenge? You think you're too smart and too successful for for a lot of people, I just don't want to.

I don't know. It's just I'm not interested. Yeah, I'm not.

Side of the house. So enlisted, she's going to deliver you, guys, she's got no chance.

Well, you know, porn Hub's pretty good these days anyway. Well that's the thing that nobody's you know, jumping into bed with, like these apps and anything anymore, because because these toys and the apps are sorry, the websites are so good.

Nough.

Right.

There's a thing called the Womanizer three thousand, also known as the boyfriend Killer, and it's just kind of little.

I'm familiar with a ninety seconds it's over, it's done in ninety seconds.

Ninety seconds. Why do they need us anymore?

We don't exist. You know what they need us for to get them to fetch them award or something else, relegated a butler. See it, that's all we do. Will you be seeing any of the woman woman eyes or any of these things on sea change?

I don't think so, maybe not. See Did you enjoy filming it? I loved it, mate. You know, like a lot of these shows you do and you come on here you hear.

All the time.

It's the best one I've ever had. It literally was the best one ever had. Every morning I'm waking up in Byron Bay and Brunzo Kids, and I play this marine biologist guy, so I'm always scuba diving or on the beach going.

How good is this?

I liked it was a paid holiday, and I actually didn't need a bit of a sea change from America myself, because it's a bit bonkers over there at the moment. Crazy yeah, yeah is going to I think, so I'm back. I actually I least out my place in the Hollywood Hills for a year, and you know, I least it out to a guy who was running one of these companies that rents people Lamborghinis and stuff like that. They would tend to be rich, and I thought, this doesn't sound like a good quality. But then I thought, you know, don't be stereotypical. Let the guy, you know, he seems to check out in the references. So I'm getting phone calls, you know, I'm getting up at four am to do sea change finishing at nine and I'm getting phone call from on what the hell is going on at your house? This is five day parties. I can't get my car at the garage because there's people. There's people passed out in my garden. I'm like what It Since turned out that the guy wasn't even living there. He was putting the place up on Airbnb and renting it out as a party pad weekend in a fortune, and some really bad dudes were in there and they just refused to They were going into my neighbors going, I hope you're okay with naked girls, because that's just how we roll.

Yeah, one of those guys, we've rented this out for there again and just clear these I had to come.

Yeah, because the cops weren't touched. They said, well, no, they rented it through Airbnb. I said, yea, but it was illegally on Airbnb. It's like, that's not an issue for us. That's an eviction thing. Then I went to Lauria's. They said, well, you have to issue a cease and desist. Then he's got three days to get people out. I was like, but he's already broke the lease, Like yeah, but then if he does it again after three days, then you can go through an adiction process.

That it always feels like the law's never on your side.

That's why I'm a big advocate of street justice. Gets to get this show around and getting crank in your own way.

Absolutely, that's what I had to do. So I called some of my shader friends and I said, take some of the biggest, baddest guys you know, go up to the house and politely asked these people to leave. And that's what they had to do, and they were gone in it took two hours. I had to take two hours, I mean, but it was a battle of the ages in my lovely Hollywood Hills. Street will be able to show your face there again. I cannot go back. So I'm hoping Sea Chains gets picked up again because I really need to stay up and Byron Babe.

Well at Premieers eight forty five to night Channel nine have made the clever decision to put it back on it. I think it'll be great. A lot of people are already talking about it before I even Yeah, yeah, there's.

A lot of buzz. But and luckily I didn't find out just how popular was to laughter because I had probably been quite nervous. But when you're on the streets out there and Brunswick cared, everyone's coming up telling you how much they loved the first series.

Amazing.

Don't mess it up.

The pressure, the pressure is on tonight.

Relations Yeah you too, you too, tm I. By the way, you've got a young fella coming in, good looking, young bloke by the look of the photo here, and we need ten women that want to date him.

Yes, So if you're single and wanting to date this guy on thirteen one o sixty five, give us a call.

That's not for you, Darren, Where was where was my I'm going to do a celebrity tm I.

You would put you on the list. You really are turning into your own dating app.

Thirteen sixty five. You're a single woman looking to date this young fella. Well he's not that young, actually he is young.

Yeah, he's pretty telling you.

No more information until you get back.

Jackie's too much information, too much.

Information in the middle of a TM I already and started. Let's meet the guy. Matt is his name?

Hey Matt, how are you so? Obviously Matt, you're single. How long have you been single for?

I've been single for about six months now.

Good looking blocking this podcast?

Have you had girlfriends?

I have had a girlfriend for a year and a half.

And then and then you broke up six months ago.

We broke up six months ago. Thought it'd be better for us go our separate ways.

And you broke up. She broke up.

Well, it was a bit of a mutual decision. We both decided us at the time.

Yeah, okay, so yep. Someone said you went overseas, you did a little European trip for a month. Yep.

We just got back four days ago. Actually get a few boys from work. That sounds fun, it's spontaneous.

What did you do there?

We went basically to the party islands, enjoyed ourselves, you know, let loose.

For a while. Did you meet any women over there?

Yeah, we met a lot of women. Actually we met You'd be surprised how many women you meet from Australia that wouldn't speak to you here, but over there they're loose.

You know.

What happens in Europe days in Europe, So.

You think the women here when they're away, looser.

More over, there no rules, anything goes.

How many girls you reckon you hooked that with while your over there?

Ten plus easy?

Right, good going done?

Well, you have ten girls waiting on the line. They're going to listen to ten bits of information about you. Some things you're revealing now that you probably wouldn't reveal on a first date.

But we get it all out.

Of the way, and if someone doesn't like what they hear, they'll hang up and we'll see who's left.

You give the weed through the ones that wouldn't like exactly.

Yeah. A number one, I've only ever had one relationship and we dated for a year and a half.

Okay, so we've established that. That's all good. No one's hanging up yet.

All good. The ladies are still all there, eager to meet you. Okay. Number two.

I hate dating bitchy girls who doesn't exactly. I don't want to be on a date with someone and have her judging everyone every two seconds, you know what I mean.

You want to looking at you and adoring you and talking and communicating only.

With confident I want to have a good time. I don't want to be stuck with focusing on other people.

Yeah, that's very good. I like that.

Now we should mention because this isn't going to be in the facts that you're nine ten correct, you're nineteen years old.

What are you trying to do get people to hang out?

No, no, just so because some people might like to know, because.

You are on the younger ends to just going through.

Well, we've lost.

What good ones, Jackie, thanks nice one.

Jesus, we lost twenty eight year old Stephanie. She wants a hard, funny guy. Well, she's missed out on this blog. Hates biding, nails and barbecues. Hates no bo sorry, oh bo okay, must always wear socks with shoes.

That is a weird criteria.

Now we've got an array of women on here from nineteen eighteen, nineteen twenty year old, mid twenties, thirty year olds up to forty nine year olds still hanging in some of the young stallion. Let's hear the next bit of info.

The minimum boob size for me is a sea cup.

Sea cup?

Okaya, Oh small tit lucies that what can you ask?

What a cup size?

Maybe you can't. I can't ask very anyway. She loves and she loves older hairy men.

Wow, so maybe you're too young. You're not that hairy.

She's very chubby, but lots of fun as small boobs. She's a big cup, so she's out you probably good. She's probably a fun woman.

Yeah, should be.

So were you telling me that if Kendall Jenna was cracking onto you? You'd be like no, because she definitely doesn't have a sea cup.

Yeah, if it was Kendall Jenna, maybe we could work around it.

Fair enough. I get here, here's the next.

Bit of it.

I'm really into cougars. I've boned five of them.

Oh okay, well maybe forty nine year old Lucy shouldn't have hung up.

Yeah, alcohol can make it do crazy.

I don't mind going. I'm trying the older women more experienced.

Exactly, more experience, more calm, yeah, more they know what they're doing. They're happy to go with a bit more chill.

You find that turn on there?

That the Yeah, since high school? I loved it since school.

Really, what was the oldest, just like within high school?

Forty five?

And how are were you?

I was eighteen so just last year?

Yeah, yeah, why are you twisting your hair like that?

I'm twisting my head like back the pony. I can't even twist it all. Right, here we go, next bit.

No fatty's allowed. I mean a little meat is fine, but we're not doing the whole.

Cow Oh okay, yeah, look I tried to keep it as professional as possible.

That's very sweet. I love the way you sweetly phrased that we've lost a couple of because they're out.

So dollar and no it's just dollar.

She's eighteen that when I asked youwing, she said she's a little on the plus side, so she must have must have freaked out. Manager at MAC is so understandable. Hates Westy dudes, Oh how can anyone hate west were the best? Where are you from?

Wether Park?

Okay? Not that fast?

Not too fast.

You're not a mountain man.

No, I'm not a pan with boy or something.

Yeah, okay, next bit of info. Please.

I'm obsessed with sport, especially the Swans. Sports love my sports born and raised.

No, no, girls of that hasn't turned anyone off. They're all fine to go, keep going.

Then, I'm really into only white chicks and Asians. That's because of the softness that they've got to talk to.

They calm.

I like them.

You keep bringing you you had, you had some.

Crazy women, you know what I mean? And calm, calm alone explosions and I just can't do it in public. Have someone that can control themselves, you know what I mean?

And have you found out that that's a particular type of lady?

Yeah, I don't know what I mean.

I don't what do you mean.

I've had different past relationships where this people just lose their mind and screaming at Yeah, I just can't.

You must have done something to be screamed. You know.

I have a bit of a mouth sometimes I'll be a bit of a smartness.

But yeah, and so you just like a calmer environment.

That's it. If you can take it on the chin and we can move on too easy. But if you're going to hold it against me every time you say something, But what what.

Kind of thing would you be saying?

Though?

Yeah, Like, if I don't like something, I'll let them know. You know, I'm up front with everyone.

You mean, if you don't like something that they're doing or wearing, what they've.

Done, or what I've done. Yeah, like in front of me. You know what I mean. Have you got an example of Yeah, So if I'm out somewhere and I'll see it, like dancing with another bloke or something, and we're.

Winding on some other guy and you're sort of seeing her.

Yeah, and I'll be like, well, what the hell? Yeah, I'm pretty reasonable, but you want a reasonable gir Yeah. I don't like to be walked out all over you know what I mean.

Someone hurt your feelings, broke your heart.

Yeah, broken, it has been broken, but you know we move on.

But holding it together because you want to make sure this doesn't happen. That's it.

Okay, here we go. Next one.

It's fine if you're religious, but don't try to convert me. Oh no, one wants to be converted atheist. I'm Christian. I'm not a big religious person. I respect all religions.

But but you're not interested in hearing everyone's shiit.

No, it's still got three people left, just so you doing a right You got twenty six year old Amy from Paramatter, nineteen year old Kylie from Chatswood, and Olivia twenty in hornsby.

All these girls are hanging in sounds good.

The next one, I'm rocking the hoodie and I'm proud of it.

Oh, no circumcision, you mean like you are you ever going to date me? One's bailed, Oh disgusting.

Obviously does not like uncircumcised.

She also hated sport. She works in childcare and this is the big one. Doesn't like foreskins needs to be cut. She girls are really narrowing down the field.

I don't like it these days. Look, I was born into it. I didn't have a choice in it. Maybe when I'm older, there's nothing wrong with it.

You can have it exactly when it's at attention.

No one knows differently, they can't tell, all right, just.

So you know, just for your own knowledge, Jack, You're happy to go either way, sound Jack? And there was saying, okay, my final one.

I like to be well groomed, and occasionally I will need you to shave my buttthole.

Okay, this is the guys these days.

Yeah, I like to be well groomed. And you know, if.

You have to shave, you shave it.

It's a bit difficult, you know, a few times, and if they want to be with me, I expect them to know.

But this is this is beyond the dating.

Of course, this will be further into the first.

Nineteens for the gelato hairbit shaved.

Me before you go, None of that, This will be further down the track. I'd like to know that they're they're in for the whole thing and not just you know.

Would you ever or have you ever shaved demand's butt?

No, I had to go there.

Would you do that or was that a deal breaker for you?

No, it wouldn't be a deal breaker.

But bring the get in, Pete.

It's just I am.

Hearing this more and more these days, where guys are wanting their girls to shave their buttoles.

In Brooklyn in the gay world, you're all shaving each other constantly, right, No.

Like it's never come up for me.

I think we would just go to a profession professional.

Well, let me say if anyone went to my butthole that you would need to bring a machete with you and the map you'd be hacking through there like the Cocoda trail, it's got nothing's been done around there for I don't believe you're right.

Yeah, I think you've let it go your whole life.

Yeah, it is a wild man's nest back there, I'm sure of it. I need to get home and have a look in the mirror and see what I'm dealing with.

What do you think of that map? Is that like good?

Hay?

No, I think that's interested in me as a fellow man. You're like, man, look after yourself.

Times are changing.

I'm looking around the front. I'm not doing any backwork their own. They only got two ladies left.

Yes, Amy and Oliver. Olivia is stuck in there.

Good morning ladies. Hi guys I Amy, First, Amy, you hung in there was anything? There was a bit suspect maybe the last one.

Yeah, I was going to ask you how comfortable you are doing that?

I guess I'll have to see how I feel your.

Mom to do it or something like that.

The last a few times your mother said no a few times, so we won't. We won't go there.

And there were Olivia, good morning, you're out in hornsby How are you doing?

Hi? Then?

Well, thank you.

Do you like the sound of Matt here?

Yeah?

He sounds like a nice guy, sounds like a bit of fun.

Have you ever had to do fact number ten for any other guy?

I don't know, but hey, there's the first everything. I guess.

Can you believe that girls have never even met this bloke. They're prepared to shame his asshole. I'm telling change change times it changed in real question.

No, he doesn't want that. So do you want to ask them a question because they've heard a lot about you?

Yeah?

Sure, Amy and Olivia?

So Amy is a twenty six in Para and Olivia twenty in Hornsby. Let's go to Amy first. Any questions for Amy?

Are you employed?

Yes?

Yeah?

What do you do?

What do you do?

I'm a product manager, so I managed Correll Brands, which is like a homework product.

Have you been in any past relationships?

Yes?

Just one.

About nine years committed. Wow, so you're not like a serial data? You like that? You like to be in relationships?

Yes?

How long you've been single forore one year?

One year and you haven't slept with anyone in that year?

Maybe?

Yeah?

Okay? What about Olivia? Do you want to ask a Liva something?

I'll ask you the same thing, the same thing. You employed? Olivia?

I am, Yeah, I've got true jobs. So I'm working in a Catholic firm and also different retail as well.

Right, okay, and have you been in a relationship?

I have here?

Two one was only a couple of months and then one was about two and a half years.

You're looking for a proper relationship, Yeah, we're looking for something, you know, a bit more firm, a bit more firm, not just not just not into that.

Amy, considering your twenty six and you were in what a nine year relationship and you've been single for a year.

How old were you when you started dating that guy?

Eighteen fifteen?

Oh you're fifteen? Okay, so high school sweetheart.

Now Matt is nineteen years old, Amy, twenty six. You're happy to go a nineteen year old?

I guess I have.

Yes, Yeah, it's a good looking blow, Olivia. Obviously he's only one year younger than you. You don't mind that, and it's up to you. Both women seem lovely. Both women would possibly shave you a dot hole later on in the down the track. And what about the boobs? You girls? What's going with the boom? Is a big thing for him? This at least a sea cup?

He said, right, yeah, what is that to ask you?

Guys? Working within those.

Limits both of you are, is anyone bigger than that?

Yeah?

No, okay, so he said, yes.

Olivia, I mean how much bigger?

Another cup?

Up.

Okay, so what are you, Jackie?

I'm a C.

But the question market I.

Actually don't know. I think it might be is it? It could be a double C or D.

Back fat doesn't count.

That's the that's the number those, right.

I know. I've got no idea how it works. So it goes around and then the cup size.

Yeah, so I think like that, whether you're a tense like if you're a ten C, got a small small sort of circumference like.

Your bigger bosom. Yeah, too many, too much maths to.

Be I still don't.

I don't still don't think I've got my prassie right after all these years?

You know.

That's up to you. And do you want twenty six year old Amy and Olivia you're studying to be lost?

You lost it too, right, Yes, that's right.

So two jobs and studying law, so not a lot of time for sex there. I'm thinking I could work around that. Which one takes your fancy.

We'll go for Olivia.

Olivia, Amy, you're.

Out, no worries.

She sounds lovely as well. Keep her as a Do you want to keep her on lay.

By as a backup to.

Olivia? You get it, You get the date YouTube. Sound like you might have a lot of fun.

Yeah, should be good.

We'll send you, Pete. Where are we going to send them to? You got somewhere for us to send them to?

Yeah, they're going to go to Oh is it what?

It's one hundred dollars to spend at Lots one restaurant and bar in Potts point one hundred dollars.

We'll make it two and you're making five darsn't even paper parking one hundred dollars. This is not today i FM. We hear real prizes here. A hundred dollars sounds good, guys, But these guys are going to eat and drink and actually enjoy themselves, not be like, oh, wrapped eighty dollars?

Three hundred would do it three hundred?

Like that you robbing him of two hundred.

But I'm just saying to you, always spend five hundred on no idea?

How much stuff?

How much do you think Matt? Three hundred?

Reasonable?

Three hundred? Who laughed at that? Too much?

She's fine?

That's good.

Yeah, what about the hotel.

There's no hotel. We don't we don't include the hotel. It's a bit, you know, that's a bit presumptuous.

You're right, yeah, you guys three, thank you very much.

Lock you up, Let's see how it goes. Good luck with you.

Thanks, nice to meet you.

Okay, bye, okay, good luck to see you, bro enjoy jack Stimonia is coming up and if you want to bring us thirteen one O six fives the number Jacky now now, now we are one song away from the latest own news. Jackie's going through and now looking through all the wires.

Yeah, so Carl Stephan Novik has made an appearance on the Today Show this morning.

You told me yesterday he was going to do that.

So yeah, I'll play you a little snippet of how did it go?

No, I think it was Okay, there was like it's he's in hawaiis it was on that satellite thing and you know how sometimes that can make.

It so he wasn't actually in the studio.

No, he's doing a report for sixty minutes at the moment.

So anyway, I'll play that for you shortly stand by.

Let's get this on Katy Perry. Now it kiss. Three Australians wrote that song for Katy Perry. Pretty good never really over here at City's number one it's kids fan Pyle Jackie. Oh morning Jackie has the Latestone news for us.

Now.

Yeah.

Chris Hemsworth was on Good Morning America chatting about getting recognized by younger fans who all know him as Thor and how they're always disappointed because he you know, he doesn't really look like Thor because he didn't really doesn't have the hammer or whatever. Yeah, and even his own kids got a little disappointed when they realized that he didn't have the superpowers they were seeing in the movie.

Here it is.

But you know, I've been at airports and places and where where parents have said, look, that's that's Thaw and the kids are it's not where's the hammer?

Where's the costume?

My kids actually, the first time they saw the movies, they were like, oh.

My god, Papa, you you can fly? You can you know? Where's the hammer and stuff? And I said, I only do it at work. I only do it at work.

So they came to set one day and they're like, right, let's go where where's all this the flying and the actual And it was like, it's.

Not real devasting when they'd be devastated because you'd just be on a green screen pretending to fly.

It's not even anything to look at. I know, green wolves.

So we had Karl Stefanovic on the show yesterday and must have gone straight to her Waii.

He did.

He left here and uh jeted it, got on the burner, went to Hawaii and then he's sixty minutes.

I think, yeah, he's doing something for sixty minutes, but he would have literally landed and then done across to the Today Show, his old show that he used to host.

How was that awkward it go down?

Okay, yeah it was fine.

It's just it's always awkward with a delay, you know, but not that all.

I didn't find it was awkward if I'm honest. But yes, there was a slight delay there. So I'll play a little bit for you here.

It is now host of the show and someone you might just recognize. Karl Stefanovic joined us OW.

Live from Hawaii. Hello there, good morning, Hey you two.

Can you just make it sound a little bit less exha where I'm joining you from? I mean something like Honolulu, Heloha.

Look I'm on that.

Yeah, Hello to you all in Australia too. Yeah, I'm on as Simon here for sixty minutes this is a This is the first location of many around the world over the next few weeks for this.

And the travel begins.

Yeah, I know right, he does love.

Doing sixty minutes. It's one of his favorite things.

What would he be doing in Hawaii though, going on over there?

Who knows who?

And then Sylvia Jeffries did her Facebook nine news watch show What A Was, and they were Viewers were complaining that the camera work was shaky and low budget. Apparently there were a few technical glitches, and one person said, yeah, if you're going to promote it to start at eight pm, start on time.

But it was also the dodgy iPhone footage they felt was let down. I didn't see it though. It wasn't that like.

I didn't see it either. I just read about it this morning, and I thought, Sylvia Jeffries, as far as I'm concerned, the greatest news reader in the country.

She's better than a Facebook show.

It just doesn't seem right.

It doesn't like, I don't get one of.

Those boring daytime ones on the Facebook that no one cares about, one of those jacket gate people. I'm on there. Put Sylvia back on the TV where she belongs.

Yeah, I honestly don't understand why they're not putting her a bit more front and center.

We should just get we should bring her over here to do our news. No, go over to Channel nine do his Facebook cup day. We wouldn't get rid of you. Maybe we bring it, we can't just I.

Don't even feel Brooklyn would do that. I don't think you would do a Facebook news show every day, would you.

I'm not saying I'm too good for it, Jackie, but I just think Sylvia Jeffries is like she should be. She should be sting something.

Sometimes I'm concerned Sylvia Jeffries is next in line to take the six o'clock news spot.

Well, it seems like the days of being on TV and just having like one show a day or doing one thing a day is over.

Everyone's doing that. Poor deb night, she does bloody everything.

Doesn't She's doing the Today Show, then she's there all day, and then she's doing the news at night.

I don't understand how she does that.

I think she's a robot. I don't think she's a real person.

She's got a lot of stamina no matter what, and every.

Time you see her on there, she looks amazing.

Yeah, yeah, and you know she has to get up super early for the Today Show because they've got to research, they got to do makeup.

It's not like this show. You're rocking up at six o'clock every.

Morning and then we breeze out at ten.

And then the married at First Sight stars Crella and Elizabeth, who were once great friends, are still falling out and saw something faga continues.

I looked on was flicking through a daily mail online and I saw a couple of things the girls, and I knew those two are at it again. I just sort of read the whole story. I thought it's probably too much for me to get across.

Well, let me break it down for you really simply, I'll play a couple of highlights. So I religion rested on Instagram last night and said, the reason they're not friends is because Liz is jealous of how much money she's making from her nightclub appearances. She's getting more appearances than what Liz is being asked today.

So obviously we've touched the nerve with Elizabeth. They tots had and usually that happens, you know why, when you've been caught out with a line. So the first falling out sided basically because I was getting some club appearances and all these skits. One thing I want to pinpoint here is that this is a woman that keeps talking about female empowerment and giving like you're saying, yeah, and.

Ghos, sister be proud.

Why couldn't you be proud of your friend when she was making more money than you instead of giving her a hard time?

All right, So that's Cyrel's side of the story.

So Liz also hit back, saying that Cyril and Eden are fake, they're just together for publicity and that it's not a real relationship.

Sorell and Eden have decided to address me in the media and address our falling out, and yeah, she's saying all to do with money, and then like I wasn't supportive of her, Oh honey, I've been nothing but supportive when we were friends, nothing but supportive.

And Eden's saying I was bagging him out.

Okay, I don't know what.

Cyrel's told you, but the first conversation I had with Eden was to make sure he was going to treat her right, because it was all a publicity stunt at first, and I didn't want her taking I didn't want him taking her completely, for granted, and I want him to be good by her if they're going to do this publicity thing, that he would still be good and not completely wrecker.

Look, Cyrell and Eden came in here, right, Yeah, and I know Eden. Eden's been in my house. I have known Eden since back in the Love Island days, and yeah, Eden was he was a playboy, the bloke. He was good looking. Blow He's chopping up the girls, that's the way it was. So I saw him together like this guy. If he didn't want to be with her, he'd move on. I've seen him with about six different women since I've known him, and I don't think he'd be months and months and months in a relagelationship if it wasn't there wasn't a legitimate one.

I do.

The only reason I question it being fake is because whenever we've called Cyral off the cuff, no, you know, pre warning, he's always been there with her.

Yeah that was that fake? That means he's there with that. What I'm saying, I thought you said that.

No, No, sorry, I'm saying the reason I don't think it's fake is because he's always there. So if it was fake, they're not going to.

Be together together all the time.

That's they're a real couple.

It's bullshit, this fake things, all right, guys, but we're going to take your last calls if you want to fonus thirteen one oh six five.

I don't even think anyone goes together for fakeness, do they? Oh?

Yeah, it's happened. That sounds weird to Oh, I agree, it's ridiculous.

Have done it? Oh?

Yeah, of course I've done it. What do you mean have I done it?

What do you think? I mean?

You know the relationships I've had.

Now, I mean before me b k b K No, No, that's internally before Kyle, which obviously was terrible for her life.

There was a mechanic, remember that's right, that's the publicity stunt.

Did you get the east infection from the filthy fingernails? I never got east infection, never in your whole life.

Well, like, what is that?

Is that?

Like a you mean a U T I? Or is that different?

I don't know. I'm not big on the disease.

It's a call the thrush thrush.

Yes, I have to yell that out so aggressively like some badge of honor. That's goweather Sonny all day twenty one degrees right around the city. That'll be lovely. Currently only eleven degrees twelve to ten in the morning.

Taylor has called three for last calls.

Hi, love, good morning.

How are you?

What can we do for you? Hanh.

A while ago I stille to ring up about an iPhone hack on the on the keypad when you pick your finger down on the space but and you can move the cursor around.

Yeah, that's right, I remember remember that?

Yes, what was that doing?

What did that do?

It?

Just hang on you put your finger down thes.

An easier way to get the message character.

That's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember.

That's right.

I've forgotten about the one for you guys.

I'm an LG phone anyway, so I could care less about iPhone hacks.

Yeah, I keep going. The rest of us have them, so it's all good. I mean, not everyone.

But so when you're writing a text message, if you keep your finger down on the number zero, you'll get a degree symbol.

Oh really?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. How often do we need the degree?

Well, I've often wondered where the degree symbol is.

Wonder have you actually wanted to do that. How many times would you need to do the degree?

I don't have the heater on anything above whatever degrees.

I just write degrees.

Yeah I know a speller, what I don't really know the spell things. I'm not a very good speller.

Yeah you are, Come on, spell degree?

No, don't do it to me. What would you shame your mate like that?

Because we see it on the TV almost every day.

On your I'd look for the symbol.

Yeah, so just try and spell it d E g H. Yeah, I was going to go it's not de Gray.

The private school bitch. No one likes No one likes that. No one likes that. No one likes that. Why why Yeah, you're alowed to make fun of someone.

Come on, you make fun of me all the time. But what I love you, thank you.

Thank you very much.

If you're ever down in Auburn, come visit me.

Okay, I'm not often in Auburn.

I'll take you out for I do like I feel like a right now.

Who doesn't want a kebab.

All that lovely garlic sauce.

Dripping down your arm, dripping off your elbow.

Juicy meat, juicy meat. While rab shop nearby.

I'm to get auburn. Now grab the show head, Norman the Dean, Hi, good morning.

Hi.

You don't know your bra side?

Yeah, I don't, reckon, I do know it?

Well, guess what you need me?

Are you a bra fitter? Are you?

I'm a grafitter. I'm a mobile I can come and pick.

You light on air and I heard that most women have been wearing the wrong bra their entire life and they all think they know. Oh yeah, I'm doing it right, but everyone's wrong.

That's right, about eighty five percent of women.

I'm not wearing the right bra.

I would actually love to know what my bra size.

Your bras, I don't know. I've never seen them, but I'm just assuming they're all really old and like but like need replacing like three years ago. No, that's why I think that.

No, No, I have good bras. I just you know, for me, whenever I get home, the first thing I want to do is take my bra off. Is that normal?

If you have the right bow, I think it's a good sign that your bra probably isn't the right bar for you if you want to take it off as soon as you get home.

Yeah, I don't wearing a bra, So that's why I've always pants as well.

No, right, so you wear in the right.

Yeah, that's right. If I was wearing uncomfortable undies, I'd take them off exactly same as the bra. I should make such.

A difference to how you close as well.

You haven't got that you gape in the top or the double bubble bo you hang out.

Guilty. Yeah.

Sometimes like my cup doesn't even cover the nipple, like the nipples sometimes comes out, so that doesn't that's over. Yes, So I feel like, you know, sometimes you take a change, there's a nipple, the.

Cup is not big enough to cover the nipple. Now I'm imagining the nipples in the center of the breast that well, no, it.

Is, but it's like right there, you know, right there on the edge.

Are you wearing some Brazilian bikini or something around?

No, it depends some bras like I feel do kind of Let.

Me tell you. Are you wearing like a skin colored bra, a huge one the big strap and the huge metal barriers underneath.

No?

Are you wearing a sheer bra that you can see through? No?

So I do have one though, I do have one. Clean Kyle, this is clean, Yeah, Kyle, this is clean. To come and help you out, Jackie, Thanks so much, Nadine. No, no, no, not yet not.

Why not.

My top off or what?

Yeah?

You have to you have to take off your top, Nadine.

You I can't measure with your top on, but you would need to take it off eventually to try bra not in front of Kyle.

You put the modesty screen up. You wouldn't have to be seen here. I wouldn't you know. I'd avert my eyes. Every time you've had your boobs out, My eyes have never looked at them. They've always been averted.

That's true. All right, Nadine, I'll let you know. Thanks, let me thank you.

That means you'll never hear from her.

Hi, how are you going good?

How are you okay?

Yeah?

Good?

Twelve years.

A listener just wanted to say, Cole, stop picking on Jackie about the sex boyfriend.

Yeah, thank you.

I don't have it for two and a half years, and I don't.

I've got a lot of requests, yes, but just it turns you off more when guys are so full on and wanting to and you know, yeah, I think your girl's special, so don't.

I'm the one who's telling her to keep her leggers crossed?

Are you now?

Yeah?

Are you absolutely? I told her because she's been swooned around by the bloody all these people coming out of the wouldwork like offering themselves some guy.

It turns you off.

It's disgusting.

Yeah whatever.

What about the human volcano? Remember that bloke?

Yes, yeah, believable.

Hum all passed it around the office, laugh at it.

By the way, it was quite You all.

Got to sit back because, yeah, turning half is now.

I'm not saying like when it came to it, I'd be a bit weary and nervous and out of touch. But it's not bugging me in any way.

You know what I mean?

I do. Yeah, So just sit back.

Jackie picked through.

She's special.

Find your prize trophy that you want. Take your time.

It's not that SCIPI right word is the right word?

Called special?

Okay?

Special?

You aren't you nice?

Yeah?

That's a perfect way to.

Ye being roused.

Put on rose on it and you know what the machinery. Yeah, you guys, you's are screwed.

You know what, we don't care. Oh Jesus Christ, you need the machinery. You listen to that. Yeah, I'm saying you don't need men to forget it.

You see, look, whatever.

Call it my name, and I don't have to talk or speak or what.

You call it your name.

I can call it my own, a special name for it.

But the sad thing is it's better than sex.

So you guys ask rude.

These machines that are so good.

Yeah, we're wired for you guys. You don't care, all right, No we don't care.

We don't care.

Oh, Kyle, you do, so you don't.

Not really, I don't care that. I'm happy you're happy.

But no, no, no, But see my machines, I wouldn't care even if it was broke.

I wouldn't go with the guys that they're just yeah.

They're just not nice. Is that what you mean?

Well, a lot of them, like a lot of the young guys. Oh yeah, I'll come and please you. They couldn't do ship, not compared to your little like go away.

I love that.

Anyway, I'm not going to be rude. I was told him to allowt you quite a good job. I just wanted to say I agree with you.

I think you know. Jackie is well, let's say.

Her girl is.

Special mate, so she needs to just find the person that shed all right, thank you?

That'll be.

What did John want to correct me? And it says on the screen, just so I know some what did I do wrong of the.

Ixpect him to talk to him? You want us to talk to him? You don't even want to screen him? Okay, this could go anywhere.

Hey John, good morning?

What did I do?

Good morning?

Yeah? Are you on? You're on?

I've tried so many times we get through, mate, You're I'm a listener the film. I'm a big fan. I love you guys. Give me the good mood for the rest of the day, was very happy.

Did Jackie say something you want to do? Correct John? Is that Ryan?

Yeah?

Yeah?

The other that look I remember a fortnight ago. Anyway, look, let me get to the point now. Today she was saying that when she gets home that if her BRA's uncomfortable, she takes it off. And then you said, oh, do you take yours off too? And then she goes, no, no, no. But the other week, do you recall because I recall listening and she was saying that she doesn't wear on.

Things mostly No, No, that was back in the day. I wear them now, So back when I wore you got to wear.

Him now because when she laughs a little bit of weak.

No, it's actually better now.

Yeah, it hard to know what's what with your whole thing going on.

Yeah, No, I'm wearing these days, John.

That's good. But there was a while there that you did. You did not wear on this for quite a few years.

Yes, for a number of years.

That's why was that.

I just preferred it without, you know, I felt more free my mother if she laughs too hard, she'll pay herself.

Yeah, a lot of women, the men do that. The men have that.

I feel like it's more a female thing, actually, right, Yeah, I do. It just trickles out well, bladder control.

You know.

Sometimes. Yeah, I have to be laughing a lot, though, I'm not talking about.

Just you could listen to a radio show in the morning where you had a laugh. I suppose if you didn't work here, you might have a chance to having to laugh somewhere.

Thanks John, Nice to.

Meet you, Braddy. All these songs are coming up with Gordy Everyone tomorrow on the show. The Confession Booth is back Old Vera. She's back from the dead and back on the organ, So she'll be plan all your favorite church chins.

Yeah, I can't wait I thought she died. She died, she just looked dead. Oh you can't keep up with your own story, never know.

Okay, what's wrong is Dulcie's sister. That's exactly right, twin sister. That's why I thought, Jesus, you're not dead. Afterwards, Oh well it's it's still I'm the twins, and I just thought whatever, just walked off. I can't stand hearing old people's stories.

So she's back tomorrow with your confession booth guys.

Plus some viral sensation.

I know this bloke is Gary V. He's like the new Anthony Robbins, but no one knows him. Yeah, he's got like six million followers.

People are really into this guy.

Do you guys know him? Your young kids?

Yeah, he's awesome.

What's he do?

He's like motivational and he has this really great advice. So he's going to take listening questions tomorrow. Sounds like that's good.

I like it.

We're gonna love him.

He's really good at like giving you tips on how to make money too.

I don't need these blokes tips and how to make money. How much is bloke worth? One and sixty million? Maybe a few tips jump them down See Tomorrow run by

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