The Kyle & Jackie O ShowJackie thinks that she could pick a f*ck out of a crowd so we put her to the test. We got 5 guys in with one f*ck boy. Have a listen and play along to see if you can guess!
The greatest show on TV at the moment, which I thought I would not even watch. I thought it was going to be rubbish, but it is. I love it.
F Boy Ireland, Yeah, you're obsessed.
I am. I am obsessed. There's some whacked blokes on this thing. So there's twenty four guys. Twelve of them are nice guys, like your nice type, the perfect boyfriend type of guy. Yeah, and twelve of them are f boys. Now, these guys are lying, pretending to be nice guys, doing anything to get into a chickspas.
I like the bachelorette, she has to choose like who she likes and also figure out is he just a player or is he for real?
There are three hot girls on here, all different types of sort of girls, beautiful or girls that are looking for love and are sick of dealing with the f boys that are everywhere out there.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
So one of the guys who's definitely an F boy, he's an African American guy from Kentucky, quite a good looking guy, says all the right things. And this one girl, Molly, she was cheated on by her fiance, so she'd had sex with you at lunch time then he went back to the office. Then he did a little bit of FaceTime, a bit of filth on face time and obviously a horny type of guy. And then she went into his office after she'd had sex and done the FaceTime, she went into surprise him to have sex in his office, and when she burst into his office, he was balls deep in an escort bent over the desk. Right, So that was the end of that relationship. Now this Molly is telling this F boy, who's pretending he's a nice guy, all about it. So I want you to very carefully listen to the way the F boy speaks with that.
Okay, good, because I'm going to have to put this to the test in a second.
Because I'm bringing five guys in here. Jack, you'll have to figure out out of the five, which one is the F boy. So here's what happened on F boy Island. When the girl's explaining how she got her heartbroken. So what about why are you a single?
Look?
I hadn't planned to be, so I was supposed to be getting married this year.
Wow, what happened?
I surprise I'm at.
Work and he got an escort bent.
Over the desk?
What? Yeah, how did I make you.
Feel a bit of a shock.
I mean, we had had sex four hours beforehand, and he had FaceTime in forty five minutes beforehand.
I'm sorry about that.
You know it happens.
Yeah, for sure, you get along with that.
Oh my god, I would be able to tell straight away that guy's an F boy based on his lack of empathy.
Well, we didn't know, but there was nothing since here about it.
We didn't know he was an F boy until he went over to one of the other guys in the show and said this about that girl in his conversation. She was a little defer. It wasn't been in order to ask.
What say?
He said, she must have no good pussy, which isn't a description of her vagina, but it's slaying in America for she doesn't know how to root properly.
Oh god, he really is an F boy, isn't he?
Wow? And there's fighting on this show, and there's some goody two shoes that are oh you can't say that, And then someone dubbed him in and guys still survive still on the show.
Yeah, how is that?
Girls don't know who to believe, They don't know where they're boys trying to get rid of one of the nice guys, and that the girls have got no idea who's being honest and who's not. And it's a fascinating show.
All right, let's put it to the test then.
Okay, you want to bring some of these blokes in. Yep, bring in the boys. Everyone here they are, Hi, guys, welcome, welcome. Five. What do you think Jackie? Shut the door now? And may I thank you? Five? Very regular type of men that the normal sort of crop, cream of the crop that's out there.
Yep. I think I've already got it pegged.
But anyway, yeah, don't judge it.
I'm not going to judge a book bites cover.
Let me start with F boy or possibly F boy Number one, meing is it?
Hey? How are you good? Yourself good? How old are you mean? And like? How many girlfriends have you had? I'm thirty six and I've lost out.
You've actually lost count? How long have your relationships usually lasted?
For a couple of days?
I think you're putting it on ming. I don't actually think you're an F boy. I gotta say you're just not. So I'm going to discount you and move on to number two, which is Travis. Travis, I got to say, based looking at you, don't look like you're one of those players. You seem like a nice yeah right, so tell me.
Like, what do you do for work? Where would you take a girl for a day?
A military army being in the army for a long time, just got out, Okay, army we all play all the time, every Friday night, all the time.
And where would you take a girl out if you just kind of like met up? Macis sorry?
Yeah, can we just establish something. I thought the F boy would be pretending to be the real nice guy as opposed to the nice guys pretending to.
Be because he's an uneducated guy.
Because guys, you've got this reverse.
What happens usually is the F boy will turn on the charm and we're fooled.
This is real life jacking. What happens in the real world is it gets mixed up.
Can you guys just quickly flip this and do just this way works as well?
I like this one. This is fine. What's wrong with maets?
You just don't okay, I'm discounting you, Travis. You're not an F boy. Okay, Can I say something from now on?
What do you want.
No, I think you do the same Like Jackie.
I don't care what you think. We're not.
We probably can't back out now.
Just love woman my whole life. Believe that. Okay.
Contested number three, Hey Steve, Hey you going? He could? How old are you? Steve?
Thirty one? St charming sort of vibe about him? Car?
Do you drive driven?
A three?
And what do you do for works?
Is that our stuff?
No?
Down? Feet?
Do you love feet?
Like?
Do you not?
In a weird way?
I like them because I work with them and fix them, but definitely a weird questions.
Yeah, I have jerked off over anyone's feet.
So that's the number one fetish. Funnily enough is yeah?
Yeah is interesting? Wow? So people tell you this while you were in speaking their feet?
Yeah?
Which is any sisters? Idea of an older sister? Okay? And what's your relationship like with your mum?
Yeah?
Really good, but really close.
We chat every day. We're super close. Yeah that's nice. What do you think of him?
I'm iffy about this one.
I just am just if but I'm going to come back to him because I didn't peg him as the initial f boy.
Let's go to Lee Number four.
Are you where we're from? Lee, UK? South England?
How many girls have you slept with?
Lee? I didn't know. As a counting game, would you.
Be able to have a.
Not really shouldn't depends how long the counties.
I suppose, do you like to have sex on the first eight, I wouldn't say always.
Yeah, You're happy to wait, and you know, if.
I'm feeling the vibe, Like if we went out for drinks and that and there was a vibe, I'd wait for you.
Slipper and that thing opened up, is what you're saying. Yeah, if there's a vibe, though, I'll go and you know, yeah, that's the truth. And you'd wait a month if I really if there was a vibe and that's what she wanted.
Oh God, I hope you're not any because I'm totally buying what you're selling right now.
I'm in trouble, Hello, Governor. That'll get a wet So I feel.
Like he's genuine, though, don't you may? Do you know?
Man?
Yeah? You know?
Okay? All right, so Lee, I'm.
And his name is Lee as well.
Brother. You could be getting the route to that, Okay.
I'm putting a question mark next to your name again, Cory is our last one?
Hi Corey?
Hey Jackie, how are you good?
How are you? Can you tell me a bit about yourself, a bit about myself? I own my own business and what is that business?
Earth moving?
Yeah?
Yeah, they're known for being boys.
Yeah, so what do you when you're out? How would you usually pick up a girl?
Well, depending on if they're in front of me, it's a it's a lot more easier game, I guess. Yeah. But then you usually take them out for dinner and yeah, usually let them take the lead and now I'll push it back onto them and see how they feel.
What do you mean push it back onto them?
Well, I'll get their initial vibes and then just seeing how they're don't.
You get those vibes, I'll just know.
Yeah, like everyone, they just know.
And then when you get the signal, then what would you do?
Well, she's touching you and you know, giving you the green light, you know, just like a hand on you know here or.
Something like that.
Isn't that the green line then, Jackie?
Yeah?
So then what would you do?
What a senion?
How long would it take you before you went in for the kiss? Not very long, I'd say, yeah, Okay.
This play, he knows what's what. He waits for their vibe and then you you mirror image that you match what their vibe is, so you don't ever overstep yourself. Okay, you know it's very well done. This guy, that's a nice guy. Not many guys will wait for the to match the girl's vibe.
I like you. They will most of them, don't they.
What do you know, Well, that depends on your vibe, Jackie.
You know, so her vibes, brother, don't worry has been lately.
No, No, I don't know.
Okay, I'm I had pegged you number five as the F boy when you came in.
Because he's brown.
No, just because he had this kind of vibe that he was giving off.
You got that vibe?
Yeah, I did?
You got a fenny flatter?
No, No, I'm just saying he looked like the player just based on the cover.
Okay, right, so let's go. So we've got let's go through from.
The beginning game.
I'm definitely discounting ming why because I just can tell he's not like the F Boy's nice?
Thank you?
Yeah? Am I right?
You're not. I'm married. Okay, devastated. Look at the thing for me. Okay, what about the army guy.
I'm going to say Travis is not the F boy either, Jackie. No, you're not. I'm actually not. I'm nice boy boy. You can tell your military line was four years.
Couldn't handle it. Yeah, it was much to defend the country. I did four years better than I did nothing to defend the country. Okay.
Contest number three, Steve the podiatrist with a.
Zorrow looking beard, like quite handsome.
You going to say that Steve is this one.
I'm not as sure, but I'm still going to rule out Steve.
I don't know, like he just sure. Yeah, I know.
I was picking to be honest, it's between Steve number three and five, Corey.
I just assumed Steve was gay.
Oh did you sorry?
Steve? That's all right, I get that a lot. Actually, it's the perfect beard and the nice, perfectly manicured.
Hair, and I'm going to roll out British Lee as the F boy. Britishly.
You're not an F boy, are you?
Yeah?
Well you never even asked what the sorrow was, boy or not?
No, no, because now it's down to Steve the podigres and Corey the earth mover.
I'm hoping you haven't ruled out me in real life. You're not a boy, you're out.
So no, that's the opposite. I'm going to say that Steve is the F boy Steve the I thinking no, because I think that Steve is turning it on too much and he's telling me everything you want to hear.
Oh yeah, close to mum. I've got a sister.
I just noticed what he did, a breast flex when you said that, I think Steve he did a breast flex.
Yeah, I'm picking it's an F boy maneuver. I'm think Steve is the F boy.
Good cash, Jackie spot.
Oh my god, it's safer than I assumed you were on here.
You have little faith Kyle.
Okay, out of these blokes, so all the games aside, which one would you throw a lego?
Can we not do that?
I think that was obvious. It wasn't.
Yeah me, you're a number four, really lovely bloke.
He's like, is that me?
What?
Three on four? That's me? That's what I'm about. Okay, shuffling out Mayo, Thank you fellas, Thank you guys, thank you number four? Hang on, but what didn't you say? What hang on means that you.
Are you maybe in the car?
I'm being sure. I got a vibe. She wanted to chat. I was number four, you know, tell Jack even before I was waiting for her. Well done. I'm impressed, Jack, Yeah I am too.
I'm quite proud. Actually I was worried.
But see the torment that these women are going through on the f boy Island. They don't know who's the nice guy, who's the not nice guy? Already eliminated out of the twelve nice guys, they've already eliminated five, so they've got rid of and they were all.
The good guys, yeah, all of them. See that's crazy, isn't it? Just because they can't Yeah
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