The Kyle & Jackie O Show👀 Ex-cop details what STRANGE items were found in a womans genitals...
We take calls on strange things women have gotten stuck up their natures pocket and one being an ex-cop who details what she found in an old lady... Have a listen for all the crazy stories...
Kissam, Hi ladies, this one's for you, ring up thirteen when I was sixty five. Sadly we've just found out this morning. Girls sometimes lose things in there. For JJ, that woman on the Call of Daddy podcast, I thought it was hers that was telling her story.
No, it was she was reading.
It because I thought, Jesus Christ.
No, no. And we're asking you if this has happened to you, whether it be a condom or something else. An an anonymous person's called throat.
This'll be good. Hi, good morning, good morning call. How are you're remaining anonymous? So it must be quite the story. What did you lose in your vagina?
Well, let's just say a king size crunchy bark because we all know that crunchies are better than boilet crumble.
Well that's that's it's so quick, the crunchy chocolated.
Yeah. Well, we wanted a bit of a snack, so we you know, unwrapped it, placed it up there and by the time we got to the entrance and for it snaps.
And did you hear the crack? Because they've got a real crunch to on those things.
I sure those guys. But let's say we had to perform in that for perhaps me it tongues out because it was stuck right up there.
You actually got the tongues out?
Did that work? Did it? The big barbecues galore numbers?
Because I always wonder that when you get peraps me, they pretty much put tongs in you, you know.
Yeah, well I wasn't going to the hospital with a crunchy bar.
Stuck up on.
But can't you just cough that out? Those crunchy or that is too heart?
I don't come look kids, but how loosey do you think?
I'm sorry?
Yeah?
Right, well that can anyone beat the crunchy bar? Let's go to Kylie Hili Adam Campbelltown. Hi, good morning, Hi great great. Now have you had something up there or what's your story?
No? I haven't had anything up there. But I was a cop in my past life and we arrested this oldbird and she put on quite the performance at the cage truck and decided to strip because we were going to search her. Yeah, and she took all the gear off, was dancing around the truck and then decided to shove everything that she had in her vagina. So we took her into the cells and I got on Vagina watched for about an hour, sitting on a chair watching.
Her, and she's pulling things out of there like a magician or something.
Was she Yeah, she decided to pull out a phone list of phone numbers that she needed, put out a twenty dollar note, and then she decided to pull out a condom with her drugs in it, and then shewing it out the window of the cells.
Oh great, now look at that, and they say, life of a copper. That's not easy. Listen to that.
How do you search females in we know? When you see in the movies the guys go into prison, they go bend over and cough, like, is it that easy that something all out of your bum if you just cough while spent over?
Not really, they got you get them to squat and spread their legs wide apart and cough. But yeah, it's really hard.
But anything you don't fiddle around up there though, that's not allowed. That's not allowed.
Right, This was not the person that you want to show.
Anything sound like doubts. It was like a vagina atm machine and drug speech machine.
People. You see people with money in their hands or touching money with their mouth. It's like I remember that day.
Money.
I didn't even think of that.
You know, when you money, be careful.
Everyone touches money anything.
Are you smell money? And you, oh, I can smell the money.
Some even put it up their nose. Think about that?
For what reason? I don't know.
Anyway, Rebecca's goed through Rebecca, Hi, how are you?
What have you done?
No?
Not me, but a friend of mine had stuffed a biglet Pokemon.
Sharpener up her.
Sharp nose.
Yeah, you know the Pokemon gigglet nine, of course not.
I'm a grown man. What would I know what a Pokemon giggle it is? What the hell is that?
It's like that Pokemon that comes out of the dirt. It's like if you google it, you'll know what it looks like.
They put it on the screen, so it just looks like a cartoon like worm it.
Actually it looks like the shape of a kinder surprise egged you know done? So is it that size or is it bigger?
It's probably about.
Like five to yeah, five centimeters big, that's how big it was.
And what was she putting in a sharpener up there?
For?
With?
Just like, oh, I'll.
See if this she just got dead and she just did it, but then she had to leave early for the day at pace, so I thought.
You're there to learn. But anyway, I suppose that is learning. It's great. Who needs their pencils sharp?
Yeah, Claire's called through high Claire, how are you contributing?
They're good?
Claire?
What have you? What do you know about this?
Well?
I used to be correct his officer, and it's you know, got quite dated. It's a while ago. But I'm going to bring home the goal. Remember how big mobile phones were we Well.
It depends where you're talking, like the very very early days they were.
There was the big great thing.
The Nokia came out and it became really small clip phones.
All that is this that erad Yeah, but we used to call it Nature's pocket and they had a phone, a phone charger charger. Yeah, it's Nature's a walkman. I mean that's that's showing that you can you can date it by that.
You set or c D.
Sorry cat CD.
Yeah, so it was really like Nature's pocket. It's amazing how much it holds.
Yeah, well it is a baby that comes out of there, so we can hold a lot. Right, it obviously stretches, Thank you, Clare One more call us Sammy, Hi Sammy, you.
Ever heard of nature?
How are you? Have you?
Have you had something up there? Or you know someone.
Who's not me?
But I've had a few different things. So one of the first one.
Is, wait, how have you had a few different things? If it's not you, Oh, you're a nerve Oh okay, okay.
So the first one was two and a half thousand dollars in fifty dollar notes rolled up.
Wow, what a fine.
Yeah, so she was hiding that from the police.
Wow, and you have to take that out?
Oh I didn't personally. I assisted the doctor to pull that one out. That was.
Yeah, what a fun day at the office, like a bunch of money and what else was up there?
Another one that I've had was a young girl was using a bullet vibratory, the little ones, and it got sucked up inside her and then rotated sideways so she couldn't I didn't.
Get it out.
When you say young girl, she was probably about seventeen.
An ambulance.
Oh no.
The first question for her though, was is it still on?
Yeah's it?
No? It did run out of that tree.
Opinion there for a while, A waste of time. Okay, thank you, Sammy, Thanks, I thought we'd get none.
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