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The Kyle and Jackie O Show.
Sydney Sunny Today tops are thirty one, twenty one for Melbourne, partly cloudy in Brisbane twenty seven nice and warm and possible showers.
Okay, Coops is in here with songs.
It should be canceled because these lyrics today don't read well.
On a Friday night at the John's household, Mum and Dad get on the terps, get sexy, start putting on some of their favorite old time songs. Yeah, and you've been in your bedroom with the spider Man doing a single bed, no doubt, just listening, just listening, thanking God, are the do these resonate properly in this? Yeah?
It's quite surprising. Hey, how many don't well some lyrics?
What was once kosher is not kosher any exactly. The Dixie Chicks, they're now the chicks. I mean, that's what taking out Dixie Chicks. Dixie in the Dixie Chicks has been taken out.
Why what's offensive about Dixie Dix? Did she dick?
She's like a it's like a derogatory term for women over.
I've never heard that Dixie has ties to racism historically and oppression in the United states, Oh.
I didn't know that.
Okay, So what kind of songs are we looking at that should be changed?
Well?
The first example I want to give you so you know how Kesher had the TikTok song where it starts with p Diddy in.
The morning feeling like pins.
Now, no one wants to feel like pee Diddy in the morning.
No one wants to feel like well in them at all, even a weekend did.
Yeah, but then she remade it to this grab.
In the morning lakes.
Yeah.
Go.
So I've kind of isolated some songs which lyrics need to be adjusted.
Okay, I love it, and we should try and adjust.
Them as the lyrics on the floor.
You're so good at that, so let's try.
And there always a bit a bit wrong, though my lyrics might be worse, won't make it a definitely make it well.
The first one you remember the song Sweat by Inner Circle, Love it Sweat, You can't sweat.
If you cry, Oh my god.
If she cries, he's going to push some more. She that sounds like rape.
I I forgot. I didn't even think about that. Singing along to that song back in the day because the.
Beat's so good, it's so good.
You're like.
And you don't want him. You do that?
Oh my god? So okay, that needs to be changed. What can we change that to? Well, I think a girl, I'm going to make your sweats fine sweat so you can't sweat with more fine bad grammar.
And if you cry out, and if you.
If you cry I'm going to stop and apologize to you some more.
Well, no, that sounds like you're still going ahead with it, but you just apologize.
I clearly said stop.
He said I'll stop and then apologize some more.
You know, he's really good at being putting the woke filter on things.
Is school teacher? Loo?
She is because she's she's got to stop it for the kids.
Yeah, so what would you do?
Even though that's against most parents wishes that teachers decide what's right and wrong. You're there to just teach fact, not indoctrinate children to your own bullshit.
Hey yeah, but the fact is sexual assault is a no go.
Everyone's worst. So what do you think it should be?
All right? So girl, I'm gonna love you right, you have the safe fan secure and if you shout stop I will step back and check if you're okay.
Okay, I prefer that in all honest.
You know what, though, are we reading it wrong?
Because if he says and if you cry out, is that like crying out with pleasure?
Yes? I think it is like maybe we.
Are actually reading that correct.
Maybe that be okay.
We never thought of that. I've never had anyone cry in pleasure, but.
I think they should have clarified that.
I think you're the next one's misery business by Paramore.
Oh, I don't even know if I know this song.
Yeah, well you might know this part. The lyric that comes on is once a whore, you're nothing more.
Change And I thought that that.
Should stay as it is, You're nothing more. That is slutch. It's saying that if.
You sleep with a lot of men, you're nothing more than that.
But nothing wrong with being a bit of a hope.
Well, men don't get that tag, but that's on you. No, that's on you.
Would we call it because that's.
What men think a lot of the time, and that's what needs to change. So I think that needs to be changed. Once a whore?
What's the woke, woke, apied version?
And do we have to sing it?
I don't have to sing it if you don't want but there's nothing wrong with being a whrse. So so you're a whore, have fun and explore?
Yes, I like it, Well you guys don't. I don't feel like you're up for this change.
I can't wait, Jackie, until you give your child's advice. So that's what you liked that advice?
Did you once a whore? Go girl, have fun?
Explores kit he came home.
That's that's that's But even.
The word horror should be taken off the table. Let's take it off. Yeah.
No, it does imput something negative, and you know it. You know it does.
It does to you, guys, but it does not imply anything negative to the male. No.
If I heard a guy talk about a woman and he goes, oh, yes, she's just a whore.
That's not positive.
It's a compliment.
No, it's not.
It's a compliment because you're getting what you want from her instant gratification. But your view on her and your respect for her is not good.
Best. What's what you're saying? If you want to have any more dates on your bumble?
Why?
Well? You know what am I?
Who am I turning off by saying that the guy that wants a whore.
No, no, just like telling us what when we say this we mean that.
No, but I do think like horn needs to be taken away because it's really negative.
Is there a word that's not negative for it to sleeping around? Deliberated, sexually liberated? Let's put that rhyme with liberated fibrilar defibrillator. I googled another word for do you have some suggestion? Parlotte.
I don't know what that means.
I know that's an olden day version. Okay, trollop?
No roller.
Tale? Is that worse?
You're going to get meself? A bit of tape?
I always just thought that was you know, that's another word for the work, A bit.
Of ass and chippy they were the other ones that hippy.
It sounded cute. Yeah, chippy. I like that one of the night woman of not that is an.
Escort, a lovely woman.
Yes, okay, we're sorry.
I didn't mind it. My Sharona by the knack?
Wow?
Where is the bad words there?
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind?
Grooming?
It does age?
What if she was of age but a younger woman?
Well that's fine, but do you see again needs clarification, doesn't it?
Needs clarification because younger kind implies underage.
Well that's not how I think that's how you think it does. Imply maybe you've got the issue there.
I'm just oud to freestyle and understand.
He throwing and lyrics. Yeah great, maybe that is that needs to work.
Touch of the younger legal kind. Maybe they just need to put songwriter.
He's quite the moral woman, but not a songwriter as asshole?
How did you get a start on pop star?
I know I had no quali occasions.
She did it for free? Did you? I didn't know that. I told I roused her so many times. I said, why did host a TV show for free?
They never offered money.
They said they didn't have any money to pay anyone, so there's never been.
They didn't even say that. I just never asked for money. Think what an idiot?
You should put an idiot?
I will.
Not one person brought up money. But then I didn't either, so stupid me, sup of me? So naive?
Who was your manager back?
I didn't have one manager. I didn't know anything about that world. So I was just like, oh, yeah, sounds all right.
She was like, there's a lot of work for no money.
Oh no, I got a perdeum.
What's that what they give you money to expenses for?
Like, it was like thirty eight bucks or something, and I was stoked.
I was so stoked I gave the CEO a hug when he handed them out.
I was like, oh my god. I opened the ovel of it and cash in.
It thirty eight coins in it, a couple of a couple of notes and handle of coins.
The next one below, there we go don't trust me by three oh three?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
So this is the lyric that needs to be changed. Sassage girl lifts to Helen Keller talk with.
Your head sasage, Yeah, your lifts, he shows I like that.
See what's wrong with that part?
One hundred percent? I can You're only good for one thing. Shut up, don't talk, don't speak, I don't want to, don't look.
You take the negative approach. And every every time.
I think it's pretty clear what he's saying.
No, no, But what's happening is he's having sex with her on the sly And she's like, oh.
How do you know he's having sex with her on the sly? Though? How do you know that?
Sorry, guys, it's worth mentioning Helen Keller was blind and deaf.
Yeah, I know, Yeah, that's it's the It's more.
She couldn't she couldn't speak. I don't think for like what so for people.
Who can't be, can't speak and can't hear, we have to pretend they don't exist.
That doesn't seem No, No, that's not it.
It should be glorified like the rest of the people.
No, it's just saying I don't want you to be anything else. Just you're a body to me.
That's it.
He's saying, like, don't talk, do what Helen Keller does and just be a mutant.
Just you know, she couldn't talk, right, Helen Keller.
That's what mute is.
Yeah, no, no, but that's what I'm saying.
I know what it is.
But I'm just checking. Could she not actually talk or was she deaf and blind?
I've got to admit, I don't even know who he learned to speak she could.
I don't even know who it is.
Oh who is that she was?
Like she was like an activist and author for like you know, for disability rights and stuff. Because she couldn't talk, I don't think. Oh, I know, she couldn't see and hear it was years ago, Like we're talking over one hundred years.
Ago, though she was born in eighteen eighty eight.
No, wonder she's not on my radar. Well, you know, like cool current people. I don't really know old fashioned type, especially deaf and blind activists. But now I know I feel educated.
So what do we change that to that?
I just think that whole song should be scrapped.
Yeah, I think that one needs to be I don't like.
To shut your mouth part.
I don't like that.
Yeah, yeah, I don't like.
Let's just I've tried that at home. It never worked.
No, that won't go down. Turn on you. I not surprised.
Well I suppose if you're married to them, it wouldn't really.
No, they don't like that behavior.
No, that's piggery. Next one, every breath you take by the police.
What this is the.
Most beautiful so far, so good.
It's got a bit of a stalker vibe.
So this is about a bloke who's like stalking his ex girlfriend and watching her every move.
I thought he was just obsessed with his girlfriend. So it's a stalker.
Because it's always the theme he is. He's always watching it from a distance.
Oh, that's not good then trust issues.
I think yeah, I think he was probably just keeping tabs on her.
What's the Yeah, okay, so for every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching. This guy's a creep.
But you song have a message in it like this, that's.
The other one in the model. That's a different.
You know how Like Stan Eminem was like, wasn't about Eminem's It wasn't really it was a story about somebody else. Is that the same with this song. It's like a story about someone who was a stalker.
It's a story about someone else, But nonetheless it's still.
I feel like you can get away with that if it's a story about a stalker. Like he's just telling a story about a stalker.
He's not encouraging the We aren't talking to a woman who once sat in their own bathroom window and dark, smoking cigarettes, watching her neighbor's shower. So me resonate, that's.
Really why this is the only one to leave.
Was that a man or a woman that was a man?
Yeah, she used to sit in her window in the dark to help it. Just like the wonder the guy didn't see that, Well, it.
Happened once it happened once. I just happened.
No, it happened once because I was out there already having a cigarette. He just happened to walk into his bathroom and I thought, oh my god, he's going to get naked, and I thought I should leave.
But in your bath No, No, I was just out in the balcony having a sea.
Oh so you weren't sitting in the was the water on? When you were said?
Car?
This just like you never believed Carl's.
I thought she was looking at the bathroom window. I didn't realize she was.
On the on the balcony and tiny as.
Little balcony outside of a cigarette box, yep, in the dark, waiting for the guy to shower.
Not waiting. He just happened to go in there. I wasn't acting him to.
How many times did you do it once?
It was not a repeat of.
Fan and you watch the whole shower them.
No, honestly, this wasn't even that Like it was a frosted window anyway, but it was half open.
So the bottom half.
Yeah, I don't think I saw it.
I actually don't even know if I did see his penis, to be honest, it was too low for that so yeah, I only saw like him undressed, but only saw a Torso.
Well, is that in the book.
No, I didn't think that was around.
Is there a whole truth?
Like the whole truth? Nothing but the truth?
It goes on what else do we have?
Okay, four or five seconds with Kanne Rihanna and well I like this, Yeah it is, but I haven't listened to this lyric. It sort of goes after disabled like it uses a disabled term that's not really.
Oh yeah, of course it does.
Yeahs positive, I'm a despaired Oh no, I know, No, that's not it's a different In the Urban Dictionary, I think the Black Man and the Black woman used that not as a derogatory term, which I know what you're saying.
What are they using for?
I think have you got the Urban Dictionary, because when they say that word, and which I think there was some commentator, was that Tom Brady Brady he said that the other day, and everyone freaked out. In different cultures, that word means different for me.
What does it mean? Though?
The Urban Dictionary says one who has a proclivity for wild, random outbursts of activity.
That's what it means. That's what it means. Don't. You don't tell the black man what he can and can't say, and think.
I love that song so much, and you know, I don't want it to be offensive, but I do love that wine like a I don't know what it is because it's not it's offending people.
Not about offending people. They're mistaken what the delivery of the word is.
Maybe they say, hold me back, I'm about to dance.
What are you going to work at? Nova? Nova? Change all those all those words to lame words?
Alright, do the last one?
All right?
This is a Nickelback song. Love Nickelback as well if they're listening. Figured you out?
If I Nickelback, I'm not familiar with it.
Okay, we'll have to listen to the lyric first because you might understand a little.
Bit while you're passed out on the deck. I love my hands around your neck?
Yeh?
Did you see what's wrong with that one?
Guys? Thanks?
Could you man explain that for us?
So she passed out obviously alcohol consumption and his hands around her neck.
Yeah, that seems it's a problem.
That seems unnecessary.
That's a problem.
I think the hand around the next unnecessary, And I think if someone's passed out.
Maybe we just yeah, we just let them, you know, come to Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have a good suggestion for this one, Lou.
Yeah, I made it real twenty twenty four?
Good, all right.
I love your stance on self respect. While we're chatting on the deck. I love the way that we connect.
I'd rather be choked out than again. I'm not a choker. Never choked anyone. Don't grab it, don't strangle? What up to my brother, the big strangler? Not for me, It's not for me. Yeah. Do you guys like being strangled?
Not like too hard, just like a lot?
What hell?
Agreed, Jackie, it's a good time.
I want to ask you, s so get back in your sixth swing.
Have you ever had a hand around your neck?
Cop? Girls? Never know? No, well no, I don't accept barbaric love making. Excuse me, what are you? I'm being honest here. It's not like it's barbaric, it's behavior. Choken you, they come on, there's no need for that.
I got slapped in the face one time.
Did you like it?
Fully rattled? And it always comes to the most unexpected type. Have you noticed the slappers?
Such a kind hearted person then out of nowhere, and I was so shocked and I instantly just rolled over and was like I needed a second.
Oh my god, it actually ruined the moment.
I was just like, what you do?
That was that hard?
It was that hard? Wow, way too hard? Like me out.
Wow, you've always discussed it beforehand.
Yeah, I feel missy. That's something that.
Was taken by a surprise too. And it wasn't. It wasn't like the you know, the only fansy type of girl. This was like a clean cut, hardly any numbers under a belt, girl riding on top and then.
Just out of the blue, you done too.
Yeah, And I was I was like, I don't, I don't, I don't hit, I don't pinch, I don't strangle.
Well, this must be guys do get off on then not me, because if you both had girls do it too, they're only doing it because other guys have really enjoyed it.
Maybe that's not necessarily.
I don't want to be assaulted during love.
Yeah, that's definitely a need to be discussed beforehand.
Maybe not like your one night stand.
Yeah, no, I felt violated.
You'll be okay, I've written finish.
Yeah, I think I mean it wasn't enough for walk the lead the house.
You know that, you know what I mean.
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