🥵 Australia's HOTTEST criminal!

Published Jul 23, 2024, 12:38 AM

Jess Mabilia joins us and has been dubbed Australia's hottest criminal after his mugshot went viral back in 2021. He was released from prison this month so we decided to catch up with him...

Now you might have read in the newspapers, you've seen it on TV. There's this hot bloke, Jess Mobilia. He's just been released from prison. He did eleven months last year and four months this year. He's finally free and wants to change his ways. But the reason that he's got everyone's attention is because very good looking bloke. And when the police put out Victorian police put out a little wanted poster or like looking for this fella. Yeah, instead of all the girls you're thinking, oh, be to be careful, they were all like.

Man, this guy's so well like he can hide out of my pace and can.

Out in my vagina.

A lot of them anyway.

He's now been released after serving eleven months last year and another four months this year. He's a father of two daughters. He's thirty one years old, but he wants to leave his criminal life behind to pursue a modeling career.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for hot crim Jess.

Hey yeah, hey guys, how.

Good things are coming in no way? So you're a naughty, naughty boy. So what did what did you get done? For weapons and drugs?

Right?

What did you do there?

What happened just running a muck.

Were you on the drugs or selling the drugs?

Bit of both? You know? Yeah?

How did you get busted? By the way, how did it all come unstuck?

Yeah? Found Mount Dano in a stolen car?

Stolen?

Did you have the drugs on you? Did you as well?

Just having a bit of a rest? You know? Oh, no, you're on the nod.

You're on the nod, were you?

Yeah, exactly on the no? Yeah?

And what like drugs and weapons?

Where did they find loves detailed?

Sorry, we'll get to that.

Guns, knives, was it bats with around it? What were you doing?

There was an imitation firearm they called it.

And then yeah, a replica yeah yeah, see the cops you get done. Even if you've got a replica gun, that's still a gun.

Yeah yeah, you may as well have the real thing up in.

Queensland, you know, for example, you can have a full gel blaster, which looks like a full machine gun made of metal, just shooting out gel caps. You take that into New South Wales or Victoria, you're in prison.

Wow.

In Queensland you had to run around in the park shooting each other with them? And what sort of drugs?

Was he just the old myth?

A freaking myth at all? Brings everyone down there?

Hundred percent? It does.

So what was it like in prison for you being such a good looking guy?

Yeah?

You were you looked after or were you were you thinking I'm going to be someone's bitching.

Because definitely not Kyle, No way.

From day one. You have to stand your ground or was it all right always?

Yeah? No, you stand your ground.

But you know the systems pretty right these days, it's pretty cozy in there, so it's not too bad. So now you're aut depending where you are that is.

Is it boring in there or do you make your own fun?

Oh?

You get used to it pretty quick, I'd say so, like Kenny, boring once again, just depends where you are.

Do you have to pick a group like because you're white, did you have to go with the White Nationals? Or yeah?

No?

Is there groups or those things? That's that's just television?

No, Yeah, it's just TV.

There's groups of course in that, but it's nothing like what you see on TV.

And did you get lots of letters from women or any like interest that you knew about in the outside world?

Not really, to be honest, I sort of shut off the outside world makes my time go a bit easier.

So you knew, do you reckon? It was good that you got caught because I didn't what they put the poster out for, like did you abscond or did you leg it or what happened?

Oh yeah, that was just breaching bail conditions, I think. And then yeah, yeah, well I didn't show up to court a few.

Times, and then yeah.

I don't like that noticed, Yeah.

I know.

I wasn't up for the chat they wanted to have, so you know, just kept on doing my thing until yeah, the day come.

And what now, Like, have you had interest in from agencies?

He's going to model now? Because well I want to.

I want to.

I'm just waiting to be approached by the right people, I suppose.

Okay, so you haven't got an agent. What are you doing for money now?

Me?

I am working down in one thaggy with my father.

You're doing trade stuff.

Or yeah, just house painting at this stage, but yeah, just waiting for this to happen.

And are you on the dating apps? Like no, there's really no, there's been no huge benefits so far, well not really. No, no waiting though, and so you don't have a girlfriend though you are single.

I am single? Yeah right?

You dip it around?

How long that depends?

You dip you've got a little rotation there or just friends with benefits? Thing going on you doesn't sit on the shelf for long. You're not like an old tin of baked beans that no one wants to buy.

No, well, that's true, but no one's special. No.

I will give a shout out to miss Elizabeth though, and sure know what that means.

So there is a special somebody.

It sounds like an old school teacher. He might be right. I know.

You're on Instagram, aren't you.

That's how I am. Guys, watch his handle Jack It.

Is a Jess Underscore mobiliar ninety two right in me?

Yeah?

Okay? And how many followers did you get in the end off the back of that?

Well, to be honest, the police have my phone with all my good stuff.

Yeah, they seize that.

So why don't you get the phone back?

I get to go there today and get it back apparently, but I had to start a new Insta for the time being.

So oh yeah, right.

So you're back at home, living with the oldies, working with dad. Yeah, yeah, you've obviously got some bondage. You're interested in this, Miss Elizabeth. Yeah, some Robin Hug joint.

You run on the show there, Yeah, and the praise kink.

Are you reformed? Have you learned your lesson? Or do you think I just came up? God, I'm lucky there, but.

No, definitely.

Well, you know last year when I did the eleven months, I got out, I went to rehab.

I did well for just over a year.

Yeah.

Were you on the meth as well as selling it back then?

Yeah?

Yeah?

And so you were you went to rehab and then yeah quit.

Yeah, I got away from it and then yeah, I went through a breakup with.

An X and back on it. Yeah, sort of found me way back there.

So was that the mother of your kids?

No, that wasn't.

And did you find yourself getting on it in the first place? Like how did that all start? How old were you?

Oh? I was very young. I think about seventeen eighteen.

Yeah, And do you remember like the first time it was offered to you, Like what were you? Were you a bit reluctantly.

Doing it for mask pain or for fun or see what?

Without touching too deep? I was using drugs to musk some pain that a lot.

Of people do. You know a lot of people think, ah, these junkies or that guys on the pipe or yeah, yeah, a lot of these kids they start off. It's called self medicating because you know what's wrong with you. You've got pain, you've got all these weird feelings, you want to lash out of the world, and and then no one usually gets to the reason why people do drugs.

To be honest, Kyle, I still haven't dug to the reason why.

But we'll just put it down to a dipshit step father back in the day and.

Right, yeahhappy, Yeah, it's always the root of it.

That's where I started my drug life too, with the you know, the unhappy home life sort of thing. Yeah, but I'm very happy at home now. You think i'd be able to get off all that.

I've got some connections if you need to.

I'm sorted. But anyway, life's good now would fit healthy. Well, you're a charming young fella, thank you. So with the girls situation, you're just going to just do you find girls normally? Are you like a Tinder guy?

Like dating sites at all?

Thetish crab You've never really done that I've never done that either.

The dating it's just not my thing.

You're going to meet him in the in person.

I'm with you, like I know the song before the Flying Purple People.

Singing to it.

By the way, my brother sent me a text and said, is the Flying Purple People leader a cock? Because it has one eye or horn? That's what I said. It's purple?

Did you there's something about it lives in a.

Bush And we were all singing this in the car as kids in the eighties, and it was about a cock.

Allegedly allegedly.

I'm fascinated by your story. And there's there's usually more.

There's a lot more.

Yeah, there's a lot more to people's lives, whether they're unstuck.

Yeah, totally.

Do you What are you.

Gonna do with him? Jackie? You're gonna you're gonna play with this bloke? What's Jackie? He wanted his mine real bad when she read the story in the paper.

Yeah, yeah, good story.

We always got my handle on.

Now she's gone all shy.

We we have our very own hot felon.

You know.

It's an interesting story.

And he's not killed or raped anyone, which is always exactly.

That's a bonus is it's always good when it's just drug charge.

What's what's a drug? You know, back in the old days alcohol was out lord, and then people have gone to prison for selling an ounce of weed in America. They've gone to prison for thirty years now.

Our systems a bit light at times, isn't it.

Our system is a bit crazy. You're allowed drugs in Canberra but every other.

State no, go figure.

Yeah, I think it's just that the politicians can get high. Yeah they call this dumb decisions.

That sounds about right, fat monsters they are. Oh yeah, we'll bro best of luck, thank you very much.

If we do know a few modeling agency types, Jackie, you use socialized with these types, you do.

I know, I know some agents.

Help me out, Jackie.

You're going to give them just one one point ones like primary.

You know you can be the ambassador for the for the criminal ambassador.

I am all for us tomorrow.

I'm looking for people from different nashows or different ethnic backgrounds, different religions, any different type of person like this guy is going to be our first ambassador. Jess. Well, you'll be the ambassador for the criminal elements.

I most definitely will be represent.

US at events and stuff like that will get you there all the access passes. We're looking for Indians, Asians, Russians, Taiwanese, Americans, Fijians, any Italians, Italiano's Lebanese. You want to be an ambassador for the show, for your your your community group.

I do know a few people from the inside, so at the end of the day.

They ally them all together and your job is to get them all to listen to this show, regardless of what they personally are.

There's a lot listening insights.

Number one in prison number one.

That's it.

And this might surprise people, but not just the men's prison. But hello to all my locked up ladies.

Dane phyllis there you go.

Yeah, hello ladies. You're allowed the radio in jail.

So yeah, they've got the digitals.

I think the ladies used to fall in love with me and the nighttime show that we used to do, because I think the ladies were giving themselves a little tickle before bed.

It's just a voice call.

Yeah, yeah, the boy and Jakie, no doubt, some bloke's bat and it's shitless over you as well, So go getting jealous. There's mobilia you can jump on follow him on in Jess Underscore Billion ninety two. That's our first ambassador, the criminal.

I'm putting it in my bio for sure.

My friends, nice buddy coming in.

He's a nice bloke. Yeah, prison must be full of nice blokes. It's an untapped maybe not full, but maybe there's a couple of weirdos

And Jackie om

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