Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves!

<p>Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves!</p>

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