There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!

<p>There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!</p>

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