The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!

<p>The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!</p>

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