We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!

<p>We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!</p>

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