Bankruptcies are up, job openings are down, 20 people is a lot for a body count for some of us, we're apparently building a moon base and Saturday is going to be a big day!

<p>Bankruptcies are up, job openings are down, 20 people is a lot for a body count for some of us, we're apparently building a moon base and Saturday is going to be a big day!</p>

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