Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy has some What To Watch suggestions of his own.. - We’ve got another ballad of Donald Trump, called “Big Bad Don”.. - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe sing “I Got You, Babe”.. - Doug Rice delivers his final racing report for this season.. - We’ll get an update on Operation Christmas Child with Randy Riddle from the Samaritan’s Purse.. - Tater delivers her latest Tatertainment report.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with a message from the Wallanon Treatment Center…
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What's up?
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I got to piece myself.
See here, there's November the fourteenth, and this National Seat Belt Day, National Family p J Day.
Now what does that mean? It means your family's creepy.
I normally see it around Christmas time with the whole family is in the same outfit, right, in the same pajamas.
Maybe that's just a precursor to the family ugly sweater promo.
I mean photo, right, they do the pajama photo now. Even the dog gets in on them. Yeah, yeah, alright, lookout.
I mean you're gonna go buy a bunch of pjs?
Yes?
Have you already got something laying around? It doesn't matter if they match. I've seen you in your boxer plenty.
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And there's National Spicy Guacamole Day. I told y'all I do not care but guacamole.
I can't believe. It's just lazy, man.
Maybe you should have some spicy.
So that's what I was saying. You know, I like to heat. Yeah, just had plain guawk. Yeah, that's not it.
Yeah, dress it up.
Well.
That though, was the marshel that they showed.
They always throw a big glob of guacamole down on top of their salad.
I mean this all the time. Something maybe it is that have these famous salus they say, lo no, man, he's just rainy. Based on my own experience, it looked unappetizing on television. It's gonna look a lot worse when you get it at the store.
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I well, even find some spicy guacamole.
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No, remember the fourteenth. It was nineteen ninety two.
Danville, Virginia inventor David Bivens introduced his automatic people wash. Sounded like a great idea, a device with large spinning brushes similar to those he invented decades earlier to wash cars.
All right. He was the inventor of the car washed.
Telling that would tickle.
So he figured, all you got to hammer everything looks like a nail.
You don't think, you know, he didn't figure, you know, he walked into it.
Oh she had to do it.
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Oh seven a las Vegas judge determines that O. J. Simpson and two co defendants will stand trial for their involvement in the armed robbery of two sports member Build YOUA Dealers in Las Vegas two months earlier. And that's that's what they put They likeed oj up finally got locked up with that.
Ye all right, And that's Las Vegas. Think about that.
And then three Beijing woman fed up with her husband's body oder went to court and made him sign an agreement to take a bath every day, breaching the agreement three times. Many would be forced to live somewhere else.
For a month. Wow, he could have really used that guy with the car washing out. But there you go. There's our three categories.
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Uh, gamble, sightsee and shop go mind you're doing it wrong. Ready always thinks about hookers. No, no liquor.
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I like your shout out to my kids mikey Amber actually and Alyssa.
Amber.
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Ambored, Amber, don't get ambered.
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Here it is your bottom of the hour and the right on the other side our time capsules.
We like digging up earlie on Thursday. Get your laugh.
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export John Boy, Billy Peelers, Randy Jackie and Wow what luck joining us for yugg enough time.
Robert D. Rayford Rayford, I know I was wondering her that old man smell was coming from. I know Ravered it gets out, you know, the first one.
He's always listening to yug it up time, and I know he's talking back to the radio. Uh you know he is riding down left hand lane, blinker on.
He talked back to the radio when the radio is not even on.
But here you are, Ravered with us Friday morning, yug it up time. What's on your mind is is they just like yuck it up stuff up there.
You know, like I say, don't do and yuck it up time and sort of vamped till you're ready. You know, you get in here, you don't have anything particularly planning and getting sort of go to juiced up and ready to go, and you adrenaline flowing all that sort of stuff you.
HEARDing juice stuff.
See you heard a little bit of listen, I'd quit drinking if it, but I'm scared that spoil my emmy.
Wouldn't have anything else to talk about.
Yeah, man, And you'd wake up and realize that's the best he's gonna feel All day.
I was thinking though, all this talk about snow though, uh huh. People talk about so people in the soako crazy snow. And the old thing about him going buying up all the bread and milk. We used to have something the big old tall boy in school. I'm sure don bread you.
Have a big there you go. We couldn't drink in school.
Name was I think his name is Clyde Biggers. He's talking about your size, tallest money in school. Every time it snow Joe Darton said, I hope it I hope it snows.
Butt cheak deep to Clyde Biggers.
I've always wondered where that expression came from.
Now we know, of course in Concorde you didn't say but cheap deep?
Right, thank you for yourself? What what did you say? Bob? That's up? I mean we're talking about Robert d River. I mean, do y'all realize what a treasure we have here?
And this man.
Don't get me to crying.
I know, I don't.
I won't joke you, but uh, it's a real place here. We are going into a new year. How many years have you been with us?
Now?
Right?
Sixteen years?
What was passion?
Over?
Sixteen years?
So quick counting And a lot of people ask, you know, how in the world how'd you find Rayford? What's the deal with rayferd Well? Actually, me and Billy was doing the show was on another station, right, and uh, and we would make fun of Ravery because he had a TV show.
He had a TV talk show that was the closest thing there's ever been to a radio show on TV.
He was sitting there at a desk like an anchorman and just talking to people on the phone, went in a living.
Room on the TV.
You know, comes on there as Ravers Center, man, people, Who's smoker headiots show?
That was the first show.
Let's talk about it. So uh yeah, what's the hecond of it is?
I look around tuning in on the cable and that's about all you're seeing on the cable people doing the same thing.
Had you heard yourself talk lately?
You know?
The thing is, and I quit trying to be talk like a radio announcer. I went through many, many years trying to talk all the time like a radio announcer, you know, And now I just sort of broke down, said, heck, I'm gonna be who I am, who don't.
Like all juiced up? Broke down.
That is pretty awesome, pretty awesome. And you turned seventy five years old over Christmas holidays.
We weren't here for your birthday.
Tell you boys, that's a benchmark. I didn't think about it too much. The thing is, I checked the obituary, call them every day, make sure I see all of these people dead.
I was in school with oh, well, I know see yeah, and I say, dad, blame.
You know.
The light at the end of the tunnel gets a little the smaller the aperture against a little smaller every day.
Well, i'll tell you what about that? Is this yours? Yeah, that's up. You keep moving around like you are.
I can't believe a man your age does all the stuff you do, from a jumping down airplanes, going cross country every year with Kyle Petty on the on the charity ride. I mean you, as long as you keep doing stuff, maybe you'll never get old.
Yeah, that's what they say.
But you feeling old?
Who was I?
Oh the other day?
What was it?
Just yesterday?
We were talking about the David Brinkley and I was saying to him on the show about how you're off of the radio, you're off of the TV for a short time. People's memories are very sharp. They're always saying, whatever happened to so and so, Like John said, nothing happened to him.
Always been that way.
But you think about it.
And you find out we haven't heard of David Brinkley. Turned finds out he's out there in Jackson, Wyoming, which by the way, we passed during the last year's ride, and he's he's bedridden willow chair to have somebody to look after him all the time man, and you wonder about that. And I was mentioning two about old Sam Donaldson. I used to work with Sam.
Sam.
You know he's sort of out of out of hear. He's starting to lose his hair, is that true?
That's the lord, you know.
Yeah, he's been coming eyebrow starting to break up, big windstorm of his head blowing the street. But Sam something else worked with him a long time and was telling about the when we went to the party for him they had when he went with ABC and he left w t op where we all work, and he said, Sam, why why don you go with ABC? That's a dog network you held out you could go on with He be a Sam huffed because they have so many incompetants over there, and I know all rise to the top.
Well, what a coincidence? Same thing?
Rayford said, all right, if I'll tell you what, buddy, you got a job as long as you want it right here, people love I hate you.
That's just perfect for us, all right, buddy.
You know later on we're gonna rafers into some new stunts. We're gonna put him in a shopping cart and run him into the bushes.
Jackass. Yeah, you'll have a job. Now the description of it may change a little bit.
John Boyan Dilly and Rayford ain't no Kinko's Good morning rad yelled dumb.
Right, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Well we're at that lull before the big holiday movies come out. But that doesn't mean there aren't some great movies being released. Then we got our best man on it. Let's welcome back to the big show, resident critic, Rabbi myran Bergstein.
Come on here, Rabbi, show me homies. What happening as the world treating you? Rabbi? What the hell are you k.
Leave me waiting the next hour? I'm an old man. I could go at any time.
Are you sick?
Yeah?
Sick of waiting?
Not at the stale coffee in your great rooman lovely, but they are far more exciting destinations for people like me, such as there's a big lunch special at bagel Berry's. Locks and Socks, Locks and socks, smoke salmon and quality compression socks.
Two braves, bunch, do off.
So what movie did you see?
Normally I would scold you for the lack of chit chat, but I'm hungry and my legs are swallow. So the grandkids wanted to go see that no movie Venomous, The Last.
Vaultes, the Venom, the Last Dance. I've seen the commercials, So who exactly is venom? It's not a who, it's more like a what. There's no movies before this one?
Who knew? So I guess this guy Eddie gets this black booger juice.
On his finger and it takes over his body until he turns into an even bigger booger with a really big mounted each people or something?
Did you watch the first two? His research?
Nah?
Research research.
I get the idea. Okay, so what's the story.
Well, this Eddie guy and this venom booger, I'll being chased by a creepy military guy and a bunch of monsters from Venoms Home Wild. Cut to the chase, Mayhem ensuits right casting a good, well not bad guy. Eddie is played by that great English actor Tom Brady Tom Hardy. The actor is Tom Hardy. I thought that was the goody two shoes guy who's all over jeffre Epstein's flight longs.
Tom Hanks.
I thought that was the guy who kept trying to sell me a reverse mortgage that's Tom sell It.
I thought that was the singer of it, the big spindish shit the ladies loved.
That's Tom Jones. I thought that was the old guy who had smiled since Truman was president. That's Tommy Lee Jones. I thought that was the no talent schmuck who got famous by marrying a fat girl.
That's Tom Arnold.
I thought that was the fat guy the little code.
That's Tommy Boy. So who the hell am I thinking of Tom Hardy all this time?
First gup was a perverse.
What do you think?
I think he might know who killed Epstein?
Out of the movie.
Well, I gotta tell you, I gave it four yarmickers. Is it the best movie I've ever seen? No, that would be Dumbo.
I still try with that Eleph, Remember that when he's swinging up with a trunk like that in the Disney Big Ass is what's happening with?
Of course, nobody loves you, You're freak.
But at least in this movie the hero is a guy, a nice fat dose of toxic mascularity.
This ain't some skinny girl coming to the rescue. You know why, because that don't happen. But I'm sure that'll probably upset some folks. And I say, good God pounds said your.
Man bun worm. But s different, Tommy Pansy bastard.
This concrete was a paradise before you hippie Gerbil stuffers came along.
My advice, seek peace and we'll pray for you, your bastards. But remember see him that day.
It's cheaper. Good morning. The big shows on the radio.
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Hello, This is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang.
It's the big show.
What were we talking about?
Rock and roll?
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Good morning and it's a big shaw on the radio, rolling through your Thursday, November the fourteenth, and uh.
We got tat back with us. Of course, it's just missed Monday morning.
Joe.
You had a good time at your Ohio wedding? Was your cousin of yours?
Yes?
Like that?
The reunion?
I like that?
So you miss you miss what to watch? But uh I found your notes here that you were going to use. Yeah, Venom the number one movie again?
That did that?
Yep, it did how about that the best Christmas pageant ever was number two?
Did you get a chance to see that? I haven't seen this, but it the trailers looked really funny, like funny heretic Number three?
Yeah, I didn't get to see that, The Wild Robot.
I remember you talking about that. Number four.
My brother and his kids, they saw that, loved.
It, loved it. Low kids like the one, the only.
Ones in the theater.
It might have something to do with that few movies through them.
She's using her experiences.
I took a poll and bridge always be aware of your surroundings through other people.
Absolutely fifty of them liked it.
So you got opening up in theaters this weekend. Red One.
That's that rock movie that looks where he's the bodyguard. He's the body elf Sant.
Santa Claus, his kidnapped. Okay, he's a North polest head of security. Bounce her for Santa Perfect.
It is hilarious.
Gets it gets in a ruckus with Crampus. No, I'm looking forward to it.
Christmas movie hopefully, I.
May I may be late next week.
I don't know.
I gotta watch this movie.
Well, let us know what you think here on the radio. That would be okay, good deal. We got to set up Big Show rolls on Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. All right, request for some Trump songs that we forgot all about since he wanted it again?
About that big bed down, all right, that's the one that's up next.
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In minutes right now, first time Trump? Who did it around? Huh yeah, that's all. We'll explain it, all.
Done, Bigne.
He was born and raised New York City, married lots of women and all of them pretty, had a big head of hair like fresh cut hay. And everybody knew you didn't get in the way of Big Don.
Big Dun, Big Don, Big bad Dog, big Dun.
Nobody saw it coming that day in June when he announced to the world that afternoon that he'd seek the highest office in the land and give the Left the back of his hand.
Big Dung.
The breast didn't like how he changed the rules and wouldn't count out of those media tools for them. Things went from bad to worst when he kicked their ass in the Twitter verst.
You, Big Dog, Big Dun, Big Gone, Big bad Don, Big Don.
The primary races opened people's eyes as he cut the competition down to size. It was clear the people had made their choice. Finally someone had heard their voice.
Big Don. The left rigged the race for Hillary.
They chose to ignore her criminality. Her election seemed to be a done deal, but someone made that piggy squeal.
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Turns out that Tuesday in November will be one the left we'll always remember. Their socialist plans were soundly slapped down by a real American.
They thought was a clown named Don.
They tried everything to overturn the election, even blamed the Russians by deflection. They wind and cried and marched in the street, and that made the win even more sweet for Big.
Dog, Big Don, Big Done.
Big bad Don, Big Done.
He moved to d cum in all the drama and to right the wrongs of Barack Obama. Then he said the words the left still finds O. I'll defend the Constitution, So help me God.
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Big done, big done, big done.
You're right, it makes sense now, all right'll let's play John Boys yet review yesterday's question. It was nineteen seventy The Women's Amateur Athletic Association in London banned these for women's track meets because it gave an unfair advantage to photo finishes, added Bro. Added Bro, I wonder if they came out where they're like just padded, like two or three feet out.
Oh right, you know, but that's better than like having men run against the women, added Bras. Y'all seen Marty, Oh, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Why we're no. Dogs hate going out in the rain. But it's not the getting wet part that bothers them.
It's because of this, the smell of wet poop poop.
No, but I like the way you think one eight hundred big show. You told free Line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next good Thursday morning. It's a big show. On the radio feature tracking the Big Show bit box as the walling on treatment centers search for keywords wall people.
Have loved them over the years. Yeah, they got on their contest, but you can't get there. We'll call you.
How about America's longest game of trivia looking skill.
Let's do it? Yes, live across America.
It's John boyd Japplin and now a man whose wife is still mad at him for ruining their last anniversary.
He still doesn't know what it is he did, or even when it was. He's John Boy from minding me as.
I heard Jimmy out of Hazel, Kentucky. Good morning, Jimmy, Good morning, sir.
How everybody out there doing man?
We are doing good. How is everything in Hazel? First thing this morning?
Buddy, It's it's just I don't know how to explain it, Buddy, it's just finding Okay.
Well, Jimmy, you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Do you feel lucky?
Well? I don't know about lucky, but the way things has been going, I believe I can handle this.
Small talk.
I don't know much at the time.
He's not like jim Tom.
But if the moons you ever had any moonshine Jimmy, because Tuckie.
Sure, I made something so good. I blote a snapper riding lawn more up one time. Then I had to get a liver transplant. So yeah, I've had my corn liquors.
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I'm glad you made it through, Buddy. So here you are on John Boy Jeopardy the first shot. Let's review that question. Okay, I'm sure you've had some dogs, been around dogs in some parts of your life, so you know the dog. Sorry Jimmy that dogs hate going out in the rain. But it's not the getting wet part that bothers them. It's because of this.
I'd say, my dog don't like the rain, the thunder and nothing. I'd say it's probably the ears.
You say, because of the dogs ears here like here? Okay, Well, let's let's see what what Jimmy says. You got Anyboddy, that's the noise? Yeah, he's your deed. Your ship just came in, Jimmy, one hundred and twenty dollars the bulls hot for you buy.
Better than socks on a rooster.
I do we have another one?
Hi?
Jimmy, you there you going, John, You know Jackie's gonna hook you up, buddy.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it well to have you listening.
Jimmy finding frog hair hair on a biscuit. I can't remember that, Jimmy. We need to need to just check in with with him like you know every morning.
For the latest we.
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We can't help you on every good morning.
This is a week showing the radio running to your Thursday, November the fourteenth.
Love is in the air, he Karl and a big girl from the Dollar Store.
They say that we.
Ain't nine too bright, our screen loose, and we ain't rapped too tied.
Well, I killed some folks, that much is true, But I ain't never raised my hand to you. Baby. You gotten me, Baby, You gotten me, babe.
They say we shouldn't have no kids. They'll turn out weird the same way that we did.
Well, I don't think we're weird at all.
We just don't have to dang much on the ball.
Baby. You got me, Baby, you got me, babe. I got crackers.
Had bonded me, and I.
Got you to rub my feet.
You're tall and then I'm short and round. And when you talk, you make funny sayd.
She'll take my hand.
You're such a blurt.
Let's take a walk.
I can't cause my feet hurst.
So let them think that we're insane. Between us two, we got us half a brain. Baby. You got me, babe. You got me, babe. You got me to make you laugh. You got me for your better hamp You got me when you're hot to try you.
You got me one my feet or shot.
You got me flowers from the store.
Did I mentioned my feet? We're sore?
You got me to tosh.
I don't know what rhymes with worsh Babe.
You got me, babe. You got me, babe, You got me, babe.
You god me, babe.
I love you.
I love you.
Carl, you want me to make you some biscuits?
No, look back out instead?
All right, then.
You're on my keys.
I want your what you're on my keys?
Oh?
Carl, Oh Melander, Oh Carl, Carl.
Oh wonders the end.
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here is Oliver.
Well, well, well it's that time of year again, when we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together, when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the heavenly smells of the holiday season. And if your name is Norman Rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological, picture perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us, poor slobs.
It's just our turn to roll out.
The good trough and slop that mooching pack of low lifes otherwise known as your wife's family and friends. First in are your in laws. Knowing the enemy is half the battle, so you lock the liquor cabinets. The last thing you need is your wife's old man getting hammered, stripping down to his threadbare boxes and challenging you to wrestle. You keep your mother in law busy for hours simply by asking her how she's feeling. When you've heard enough, trot out that box of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers. With any luck, you won't hear from her till next season. And speaking of horses, that's not the thunder of mighty hooves. It's your sister in law coming up the sidewalk. No doubt she'll arrive via ups, seeing as it's cheaper than three or four airline seats. As you gaze at her broad shoulders, you'll thank Heaven you have double doors as she barrels breathlessly past you, shaking your homes very foundation. Her arrival also signals the moment you've dreaded most of all, your wife, her sister, and their mother together the reunification of the unholy trinity. What should be a simple group looks more like unlawful assembly. To top it off, here comes sister in law's ex husband. As you look at his rail thin frame, far set upont eyes and triangular head, you no longer doubt that aliens are among us. You don't worry if you'll have enough food. You know that he'll chain smoke his dinner. Not far behind him is the rotten fruit of his tattooed loins.
The twins.
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like a freakish genetic cross between Opie the Flying Monkey from Wizard of Oz and that deliverance kid, complete with matching lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door. The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way. The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is something right out of wild Kingdom. You think this crew had never seen food before, and by the time they're done, the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre, you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest, but to no avail. The women folk have taken all available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season. You stagger out of the house and into the woods, praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of your misery. But as the sun sets it begins to snow. The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love. You also realized that with this kind of weather, no one will be going home, so you immediately join your pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone epety, Good.
Morning, this big show on the radio.
M I'll never forget the first time I met Yon Boy and Billy Yon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in a little towel, laden making sound kindly like a cat. Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. Yon Boy wanted me to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order let him go, and he crawled off summers John Boy, don't carry him around in a town no more.
Got a little basket for him.
Little feller, little fellah.
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio, all right boy.
And then the Friday songs made me feel good about about myself.
Let us go a little touch of reality thanks to my partner, Billy hit it.
My partner's name, Johnny.
He's kind of funny ways about two eighty five, likes too et junk food when he's in a bad mood, which is most.
All of the time.
But that's just how it is.
He likes crabckers and cheese with.
Uh, he's so fat. What do you think of that's too bid?
Hat?
He's so fat.
One day he was buzzing, and so he bought a dozen chrisphy King donuts to go.
He ate our twelve of them.
Oh, how he shoved him till nothing was left but the host.
The joy.
Even though he's fund, he's so fat. What do you think of that? And what do you pay at? He's so fat, but.
Love's JEMs joy even though he's fun.
Well, he's so fat.
What do you think of that?
It wants to bad hat? He's so fat. He's so fat. What do you think of that? It wants to your bad hat? He's so fat.
I let you know