Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we wake up with Lisa Marie on out minds.. - We’ll prove that John Boy makes a terrible passenger.. - Upgrading to “Boyfriend 2.0” doesn’t live up to the hype for the ladies.. - Mad Max climbs all over the Border Fence.. - A listener writes in to straighten us out on why a blind Superhero would need eyes in his mask.. - Remember when Diana Ross got picked up for D.W.I. - it should have been on Cops.. - and to wrap things up for the day - we’ll remind ourselves why we stopped doing “Open Line” on the air…
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I'm Matthew.
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Listen.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they can go on making that audio magic known as the John Boy Big Show.
Carry on straight, people, Good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Hey, this is this y'all.
Remember when we were talking about the movie The Daredevil and then I asked, well, y'all say it was blind? I said, well, why does he wear a mask?
Well here, Yasha, what you said is why does he have eye holes?
Yeah?
Man, oh yeah, there's an email from the Big Show dot com from Muzzycompton. Uh. Hey, y'all, hope everything is going as well as gonna be expected with you guys. Just want to drop you line in regards as to why the Marvel comic hero Darede wil costume has eyes. Now, no Billy Man understand this, but you have to explain it to the Cape Deranger aka John Boyd. Though blind as a bat, the villains in Hell's Kitchen don't know this. Would Superman advertise that kryptonite was his weakness with a green lantern, go around telling everyone his green ring doesn't work on objects colored yellow?
What do I think of my voice? I can't do it. Would super Redneck Justice Boy let every rogue know that a bottle of John Boy and Billy grilling sauce and baby dolls was his downfall? Probably, but that's a bad example.
But anyhow, the heroes need every edge they can get, so the bad guys want to try to blind them.
Let him that will just let him get that much more of an edge on him.
Now are you losing interest in this letter already?
All right? Anyhow, mister Rayford, I don't think the majority of your detractors and those that think you should quit the good fight understand one of the things you're truly for. You are a palette cleanser. If it weren't for you, no one would take the time to reflect on your rants and raves and views before he haunted back up After a while. The boys wouldn't be so funny, now would they? Mister pillars for a Yankee, you were a pretty good old boy, and phil honor that you're on the air with a big show holding up the patriotic views of the rest of us and class.
Don't milk your part.
Pillars, Jackie, Randy and Billy tell that big old gouber to give you a raise. You all do a lot to make him look as witty as he thinks he is.
Who are they talking about?
And please get him into some type of speech therapy or tne tune down his dosage.
He said that front.
Any alley fard say, any guys in Bristol yours Muzz Compton?
Well all right, Muzz, appreciate you.
That's the latest on I Holes and A holes.
Good morning and the Big Show is on the radio coming up.
The easiest way for you to join the winners on the current events quiz badle, what are we dealing with?
What is the key to a happy relationship with your significant other? A British newspaper has compiled a list.
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Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from the Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even get the redneck to pay his tab down a car. But you can't help but love them no matter how nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they make fun of my big head. I just wish John Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio. Come out down, Jimmy Day. Remind me last time I had some y'all?
Ever had them?
Biscuits and sausage? You're frozen? Get them stas on microwave. Yeah, I remember. I gave Beached Billy forty bucks. He'll get us some food for the next fishing date. Brought back a box of those. How do you get no change? Like the talking about six bucks forty nine cents? I was gonna say, how big was the box?
I don't know about him. We're talking about Jimmy Dean, Big bad Yawn. You know his song We got one from Piggard and Bowden based on that tune. You get a little song writing listen in it as well. You read it ready, that's d it.
Little song here about the art of songwriting, which is, of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
You oughta know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all from you, Sandy.
Well.
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive. He stood six foot six and you could see him arrived, kind of broad at the shoulder, near at the hippn everybody knew he was narrow at the helven to Bad John. Nobody seemed to know where John called home. He just drifted into town, never called home. He didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy. If he spoke at all, he didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John, who.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got in a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing glow from his huge right hand killed a Louisiana fellow.
With a huge right hand.
Bad John.
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine. When a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine, the miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew that their hearts was beating fast.
That John, Bad John, bad Job, bad big John. R.
Let's raise it up. That's exciting it.
Here we go.
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty shove, and a miner yelled out.
He gave a mighty shove.
Whinny man scrambled from a would be grave. Now the there was only one, and that would be grave, and that's John with Jackson timbers. They started back down. Then came that rumble as they started back down, and the smoking gas belted out of that mine. Everybody knew it was smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Bad job, bad Job, bad big job.
Who all right, sinsitive boy?
Well, they never reopened that worthless pit. They just placed a marble stand on that worthless pit. These few words are written on that stand.
At the bottom of this mine was written on that stand. Bad bad Job, bad Big John.
Good Monday Morning, Everybody got a big show on the radio.
This week on Fox a special celebrity edition of Cops featuring the Diana Ross d u I arrest video.
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Why don't you come in here and get me? Oh you can't hurry, love, you just got away.
The real life drama of celebrity Justice of Cops.
Exclusive after out of the car.
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I want no world to no.
I drump in my mouth a little.
Up in the name of mee for you break my heart.
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Officer.
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All you've seen clips now see the entire video from start to Finish Cops featuring Diana Ross Saturday on Fox.
Do bring him handcuffs over here where I was a little party.
What's he going to do?
What's he gonna do when they come for you?
If you go out, Frank Oh, I feel so honorable. Somebody gonna have to check the crime Samet Skidmark, what's gonna do?
Alright?
Task, Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no. I just listened to John Boy and Billy.
Who wrote this.
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Headed toward your last chance to play and win Today, I'd be stupid.
Quiz I did hang on stupid quiz. It's close.
Good morning, A big show is on the radio here, it is stupid quiz time.
You want to play me?
Dial one, eight hundred big show, Jaggie, lineup, calling nine. We'll go at it all right then, so calling nine, I want a hundred big show.
I will play you next.
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Have you seen Junior's grand Yeah, don't excited about it.
The port Carter Burnstown may excuse he was a Raider fan.
One and two entry and he dances all day long. Good morning, Mary Mars. You know Monday morning is it is all day long?
Let's say you architested is Scott from Winchester, Virginia.
Good morning, Scott, good morning. How you doing this morning? Buddy?
I'm doing about how you doing?
John Moore?
Good man? What's your level of education here? Scott?
Well? College graduate?
College grad? Alright?
Going against a high school boy, well right, sounds like an episode of that new Fox show Man versus Peace. Scott, touch a number on your cell phone? Are your touched on phone?
If you got one there? I guess you do that, lady, I got a bell, all right, first three wins.
We'll go to mars science science.
I'm punishing her.
I've made some impossible to pronounce question.
Let's see if it's much fun, have y'all do on me can do it?
If someone is a batologists spelt speed old liligious.
They're scanning, speed leo, speed loogist, logs, speed study run one little baiting suits stedio all.
Right, bell tell.
Yeahlogists, speed leologists, Speedleologists.
What do they study?
What did they study? A? Caves?
A caves, nocturnal creatures or see rock formations.
Caves creatures or rock formations speed. I'm going with the craters this scot, you got a shot at it?
Okay?
With that A or B?
What was John?
What was the creatures? B? B?
That was B? I'll try yes, speleologists, Yeah, I like that cut.
All right, it's one another Scott matd class mad class.
Rayford found three coins on the way to his car yesterday. He had a total of thirty cents. What three coins did he find?
All right, they.
Will be dying, that is correct.
Yeah, there he dies.
Man.
I was trying to figure out a quarter in there. Simmer geography, geigraphy.
What was the name of what was the name of Iran before it was changed to Iran.
Is it a Persia?
Whoa Scott? I hated choices?
That would be Persia.
It would be.
College Bates High School. Once again, who were the other choices, Marcy, Peru or Baghdad? It was Persia. She had to ask me Pari.
No, y'all, don't get on Marchin. It's me because she said this Wednesday. Don't forget a J. Foult is going to.
Be in a studio.
Famous.
I think I hear a J. Foyd.
Yeah, a speedologist. All right, Look at times got to go all right, Well, everything's all right. Good job Marty, good job Scott.
I appreciate it.
Alright's got a good job at he's got that on.
Jackie gets informations. Well let's let Marshy write it down. That might be more fun.
Ye request a bit of the mornings WM Neck Good Morning, how to make shows on the radio. I say, come on, we'll go intard our classic bit of the morning. Uh Jama Billy thumbs up on another great mad Max bid. While listen to it, I couldn't help but think about a similar situation. Max was hot about back when Shannon Faulkner was trying to get in the citadel. Please consider playing that bit for your classic Bit of the Morning number one Mad Max fan, Brian Johnson.
You got it, Brian.
Remember our main contact at the White House, Taylor Gross. Yeah, he was at the Citadel a student at the time that that took place. He said that that was one of the most popular things on campus at the time.
Is that right, Mad Max?
J Well, you know he wasn't talking about Shannon faulk We got that one coming up for you next. Hang, good morning.
A big show is on her radio on inside of our classic bed of the Morning about going, Uh, Shannon Faulkner's trying to get in the Citadel. It's hot around campus and hot around here. It's mad Mac, come.
Morning, milling, Mad Max.
Ain't nobody. I'm so mad.
I don't know whether to crap or go blind. I guess I'll close one eye and yeah, and I'm confused. You confuse her, Shannon Faulkner in the Citadel thing?
Why she want to do that?
She's a woman, it's all male school. Why does she want to do that.
I don't know whether to scratch my watch or whine my butt fault?
Well, her first full day.
She was the first one in line for breakfast call at five.
Am Monday morning.
Oh yeah, all the news wires and newspapers they reported that Shannon Falder was the first one in formation.
Why of course she was. It was breakfast. She was a good look at that girl. Of course you're gonna be first in line.
Indeed, says they wasn't going to She ought to be first one out there. Been trying to get in this thing for two and a half years. Had to go wake her up here at five thirty.
Excuse me, missus Falter, you want to line up? Can't I sleep?
Fifteen More's gonna be first in line, you ignorant news hounds.
You're liberal minded. Let it around by the her, go yous. I just get some man. I can't think straight scratching my watch and sing that.
So anyway, her Shannon Faultner first in line for breakfast.
Big surprise.
Let me see miss Faultner in the other Oh I'm sorry.
Miss Fulner.
The other trainees were wearing navy blue T shirts, jogging shorts, black socks, and Oxford shoes when they lined up. That's the way it started out in the morning. But did you hear how her first day ended up. She missed the swearing in ceremony to become a cadet. She was in the infirmary. Yes, she was sick, heat related illness. She got overcome by the heat in one hundred degree temperature very first day of HAILI here it is first in line for breakfast and then misses the swearing in ceremony because he was too hot.
Oh yeah, you doing good so far? She had a old big win for win and the one is meeting.
There was a couple other cadets in the infirmary that was overcome by heat too. Now we gotta say that it wasn't just Shannon, But how would you like to be those guys when oh, another sissy there s Oh, I bet they think, hell we how.
Long is that gonna last for them?
Shannon Faultner and Flounder in there from Laval House, hercle the two guys, Oh my goodness, that's gonna be tough for them, And hell we said, well, well what is.
Hell we all about? Well? I tell you what it is for the other cadets. Shannon Faulton are wearing jogging.
Shorts, navy wood two shirts, black socks, and Ox for shoes.
That's about enough right there for getting me.
I break Shannon Father wanting to be a cadet, won't cut your hair and missed the swearing in ceremony calls it's too hot, first in line day, lose some weight, join the wax and queer running God wanted to make shows on the radio, John Boy and Billy and the Pillars There smarting money, Astro Nerd, the wall Hanger today Jack and Random. Of course here Nerd. He's been talking about going to the Star party. Oh and remember he asked you for sponsorship. I don't guess that came through right now.
I remember I went.
But he's wearing a little red light on a lapels handing sale for two dollars, you know, the light with these stickers to have fun. And then he said, you know what's funnier than that? And I said anything.
That's all we were laughing about.
We came in a while to goo probably tell you guys. Oh no, Astro Nerd, what is funnier than that? You've you've got me stitches. I'll lean over Marty. Oh no, I just don't. I got your back.
Marty.
Well, let's say I said, would open up the lines and see what's happening today. So, uh, let's run through what we can with the time we have Leftist Marcus out of Pensacola, Florida.
Good morning, Marcus.
Oh why why why?
Why? Why?
Why?
What's up nothing?
I'm just going to call here. A couple of weeks ago, I was a painter and you was asking me why I couldn't find reliable painter. And I told you we were all a bunch of drunks.
The honest painter, Marcus, what have you been up to?
Say? What? What?
What know?
You?
Go ahead?
Uh?
What have you been up to?
I gotta say hello to Mary Bradley, my sweetheart. She's listening to me. She works for the county down here.
She called me a creasture. All right, margau's at your girlfriend?
Yes it is.
He's right.
You ran off with the taxidermist.
What sewed up her hat?
I got y'all to get package the other day in the mail. And that beef jerkey is really good, man. I don't even know what we can buy it here in Pennsylco.
Go to the Big Show dot com and look in the store. You can find things like.
The Big Show dot com you can look in the store.
Okay, you apped on a computer before.
Well, why don't you get your girlfriend works down for the county.
I know they got some computers down there making notes. Wait a minute, all right, Margarets were taking easy, buddy.
Okay, we'll see you guys, take care of We love you by all.
I love you back from Bill. I'm rolling up Virginia's here. Good morning, Bill, Good morning, good morning.
What's on your mind?
I told you always be good? What's on your mind?
Wanted to tail Jackie?
I just called for her.
Oh, Matt, all right, Hey man, there Jaggie.
I'll keep me out.
All right, buddy, thanks you man.
This going great. Let's see what Greg and Orlando, Florida.
Hey man, remember I'm supposed to say a hooy philop hello boy on this date in history. Yeah, that's what Thomas Edison wanted us to say.
All right, Oh, Greg, Thomas.
Edison didn't actually invent the telephone.
Alexander Graham Bell. You can remember it because his name is Bell. You know what you hear when the phone rings?
Got you? Greg? What's on your mind?
Man?
This is my second time call. I want to move move alright, all right, all right, Hey, when am I gonna start to get my paychecks? Because every time I sell somebody on your grilling sauce, uh, they buy it and they just keep on buying it.
Wait time I add that to the list.
Right after we write the check to astro in there and then send the city out to the thrown a painter.
You're number three with the bullets.
All right, you're in. You're in, Greg, Thank you very much. All right, buddy Gary out to slap out Alabama. Hello, Gary, talk some sense to me. We good?
Uh yeah, I just want to say all my friends a contractor Steel, Steven, Jason, Pete, and Ronnie. I appreciate all him putting up with me and these credit card things. Man, what's up with that?
What are you accepting some awardly thanking the guys back at the shop.
Let'll show you.
Get onto the You forgot the man upstairs?
Yeah, he go some money. This is the way he pays it all.
Usually you want to throw something in for the good ride.
You had.
The weather really cooperated today.
Good stops all day long. You know that's a good idea. This part is all about y'all. Well, that's kind of how they're handling it. So yeah, let me let me that he had one more.
Yes, Mary, I thank you.
As long as you don't use that customer ID card, you're okay. So far, the only person that's talked about the subject you wanted to talk about was me.
Just now.
Steve is up out of Knoxville. Tell us, say hello, Steve.
Here's the guy that's gonna get us back on.
Here we go.
What's going on?
John Boy and Billy?
We just.
Award winning broadcast? Was that what you Steve?
Nothing? My dad turned me onto y'all show about two years ago, and.
I love it.
All right?
Man?
Good a little positive enforcement for us.
Huh.
I'm a first time caller. Hit me with the cow.
Man.
I like this, Steve, Thank you so much, buddy. We appreciate you. And tell you Dad we said, duh huh, he's a route. Say that's what we call roots. It turned out to be montay.
Well says Dave. Have a good day. Hey, y'ah boy, al let's say I like it.
We could know our listeners like this, so from now on we don't have a guess. This is open line time right now to be your family. Okay, all right, Well, I guess we're ready to go. Okay, wait man, let meet you back here for open line. Hey, save those great thoughts you have communicating with us till tomorrow.
Check doll on hold, I want to talk to him.
Yeah. Good boxes.
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