The John Boy & Billy Big ShowFriday (pt 2 of 2): Today’s Playhouse is “Kids Say the Darndest Things”
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Plus, we’ll make a another call to Dell’s Den.. - The not Ready for Drive-Time Players will perform a new script entitled, “Kids Say the Darndest Things”.. - we'll meet former State Trooper/EMS Helicopter Pilot turned Country Musician, Pete Schlegel about his new song featuring Cletus T. Judd, “I Need Glasses”.. - John Boy parts with another one of his Wonderful Things.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to compare wins and losses in the Sports World with John Boy.. - Married Man has the Tale of Two Drinking Buddies.. - and we’ll wrap up with Marvin Webster’s “Black Slang for White People”…
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We got Michael, Good morning, Michael.
Oh, good morning, Joe one Billy.
How y'all doing?
Man?
We are awesome and light a line, probably good and listening to women.
I don't know about it. I don't know about that. I've been saying that seven years.
You said, decipher whether the right or wrong? I might come in handy. Will let me see what happens here? Well, last tager. She'll do the hard work.
You'll agree or disagree, all right.
Dude, Hey, but day dak he told me I need to tell you the little story right quick?
Okay, I go ahead.
Well you know I've been I'm fifty five years old, been driving a truck thirty five years, been listening all pretty much the whole time. And well I heard y'all were going off there and it was on Facebook and nobody could listen y'all no more. My daughter said that, She said, Daddy, is you crying? I said, we have a baby, I said, I said, they like part of family. Been listening to them for many, many years of.
The truck on.
You know, they happen some good days and bad days. And I'm like, Jackie hooked me up and told me where find y'all, and I'm happy as a bunch of Republican pigeons sitting on a pile line looping on Democrats.
That's detailed.
Yeah, yeah, and a lot of that that happened when it was cover. So we're not on in Charlotte anymore. We're still in our studios and we're out of Charlotte. But on that station they just went like all music or who knows what they're doing, but yeah, so, and it made it sound like we were retiring. But yeah, you know, people know we got one of the most listened to podcasts that you can hear Monday through Friday. We got like over fifty terrestrial radio stations and a lot of them stream you know, jack and tell that you streaming can catch them, Like, yeah.
Kay, Jackie hooking me up. Man, that states lost the best thing you ever had to him. So I got to take.
Yeah, made a bunch of people believe that's what's we're having to put up with a whole lot less crap.
Wait here are hey?
That's about there?
That's right, alright, Like, well, let's get you through here. Let's see if we can get you this big old prize pack.
All right, So alright, Tater.
When Venus Ramie won the Miss American title back in nineteen forty four, she set a pageant record for the largest bust measurement. It was thirty seven and a half to keep trying there, raymy well, but she also had something else that no other Miss America has ever had.
What well, a mustache and a lazy eye. Nobody noticed.
Nobody noticed that.
Yeah, my mother slashes.
Up here up here. No, she also had red hair.
Wow, so besides these big busses, she had red hair. Michael, do you agree or disagree?
I'm going to agree with Taylor on this.
Okay, that was Yeah, she had red.
Hair, hair mustache. Tell you that she.
Was also the first Miss America to be photographed in color.
So I worked out with the red hair.
I have red hair too, so that worked out good.
They called mine red, but I prefer auburn.
Why Michael, one more bail? According to a study on reducing road rage incidents, to the tater, one way to make people drive more courteously to put something on their license plates.
What machine guns? Just knock the tires out. Put their name.
One way to make people drive more courteously, if you put their name on the license plates. All right, Michael, agree or disagree?
I disagree because people drive like idiots, don't anything.
That name not gonna matter. So you disagree and.
Knows right, Yeah, put their.
Names on their plate.
But they do it.
It's like a vanity plate, right.
Do it?
Yeah?
Okay, all right, alright as our mind and there's a buzzer, so let's do it right here. Win the loser on this question, Taya. According to a recent university study, do women who take birth control pills tend to be more are outgoing than other women?
You see outgoing or outputting.
Out going going, the more outgoing.
No, it doesn't change that. No, it doesn't make them more outgoing.
Taana says, no, they are not intend to be.
No, it doesn't make them more outgoing.
It's what she said. The women who I thought it was a yes or no?
Is it not a yester?
No?
No?
Yeah?
Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, I'm just trying to get my head around it out.
Didn't I know? Not all women who are on birth control are outputting no good.
So no, Taylor says no, Michael, do you agree or disagree?
Okay, Tyler? I want to agree, but you don't.
Listen Ya, of course they're more out going. Don't appeal why that one days? I get as many names I won't What was that?
Man's too high?
Michaell, You're gonna give you a nice consolation prize for you playing with us this morning.
I'm gonna make you happy. Jack is a girl to do it, all right.
I appreciate it, John boy, y'all keep up with great work, brother, love y'all.
All right, my boy, thank you for sharing that story with us too.
Man.
Glad to have you. I hey have beautiful.
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Yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clementy. No, not Sanquo, Maine. I'm sorry. I live in Sancominy. I'm in the Gunna Gael. I think that's where I'm at. I'm at a dry fool right now. I had I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy. They're not even busy. Okay, I've been the only car here. I asked the four different times to make me a Western body tuber. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and cheese, Pennis, and I said, I'm not leaving. I want a Western Broger because I just got my kids from Taypwondoll. They're hungry. I'm on my way home and I live in Santlementar.
Uh huh.
Okay, she said she gave me another hamburger. It's wrong, I said four times. I said I want it to goes. Can you go out and park in front, and I said, no, I want my hamburger right. So then the lady came to the manager, whate whoever she is. She came up and she said, she said, if you want your money back, and I said, no, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry, and I have to jump on the whole freeway. I said, I am not leaving the spot. And I said I will call the police because I want my Western burger done right now. Is that so hard? Okay?
What exactly is that you want us to.
Do for you? I send the oscars down here. I want I want them to make my ma'm.
I'm not going to go down there and force your Western Macon cheeseburger.
What am I supposed to do?
This is between you and the managers. We're not going to go and fort time to make a hamburger. That's why that's not a criminal issue. There's nothing criminal, man.
So I just sit here.
You need to.
Calmly and rationally beek to the manager and figure out what to do between you did.
Come up and I said, can I please have my Western burger? He said, I'm not dealing it. She walked away because they're lopping the floor, and it's awful. It said that they don't want to rest, they don't want to go through there. And and ma'am.
Then I could to get your money back and go somewhere else. This is this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
Well, that is that you're supposed to be here to protect me.
What are we protecting you from a wrong peesburger? No, it's just like it's just a harmful teesburger or something. I don't understand what you want us to do.
Well, just come down here. I'm not meaning no, ma'am.
I'm not sitting the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money.
Back and go home. It's not acting like an adult herself. I'm sitting here in my car. I just want them to make my kids a Western Bergram.
This is what I sud said to get your money back from and you go on your way home.
Okay, okay, oh byeh.
Man, Hi boys, it could be worse, that could be our why yeah, yeah, John Boy and Billy, I don't know what they call this top Hamburger helper.
It's just fine byself. Good morning radio.
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It's a big showing the radio about twenty minutes away. All things boys win, Tom Sorenson and right now. Well used to think our next guest stop by cause he liked us what I'm starting to think. He just comes in for the coffee. Let's find out together, shall we. Let's welcome back to the big show, Nerve ol Tea Wheelers.
Hey there, yohn boy, hear what you said? I mean just to coming in for the coffee. That ain't nih or tall. I also come in for the snacks.
Oh good, I'm stand corrected. So what brings you to town today?
Well, I'm headed over to that there big pet shop down the street and stuck up on some supply.
Oh did you get a new dog?
No, no, nothing like that. I was not farting around the barn there, and I thought I heard something. Of course, my hair ain't quite what it used to be, but sure enough, there's a little tabby kitting. He started to follow me all over the place. I never did see a mama, so I decided it might be nice to have a little company, have you named him, Yeah, I sure did. His name is Liberaci. So why Liberachi on account of he's the pianist. That's why I'm going to pet store. I gotta give me a litter box. A no, no, I never was much of a cat person. There, I say, thousands of years ago, cats has worshiped as gods. They tell me. Problem is the cat's never forgot it. They say cats don't have owners, they just got servants. Well, what's the truth? I always reckon the cats were more of a pet for women. Women love cats. But there's the thing. Cats is independent. They don't listen.
They sure don't.
Come when you call them, and they stay out all night. Than when they do come home, all they want to do is eat, sleep, and be left alone. All the things women hating the man, they loving a cat.
What's fair?
Wow, I'm having me.
A ball with the old little LIBERACEI there. Sometimes I let him ride in the truck with me. I had a hankering for a whiskey drunk the other day, so I grabbed little Liberazzi. I put headed to the water and hold out by my house. There, I put him up on my shoulder and we went and sat at the bar. The bartender says, hey, Nerve, do you know where's the cat on your shoulder? I said, yeah, what about it? I always have a cat on my shoulder on Mondays, Lord tender says, but today it's Tuesday.
I said, is it? Lord? I must look like it didiot?
So, Nerve, you ever had a cat before?
Oh?
Yeah, I had a cat, old Ponsey. I called him that because he was always scheming. After my third wife passed on, I shacked up with this wetter woman for a while. She did not like Ponsy, and the feeling was mitual. One day she took Ponsey a byt a mile down the road there and.
Turned him loose.
But by the time she got back home on Ponsey he was walking up a driveway. So she took him two mile down the road and turned him loose. By the time she got home, on Ponsey sitting on the sidewalk, So she grabbed him, drove him about thirty miles away up into a forest in the middle of nowhere, and put him out. About three hours later, she called me. She says, hey, is the cat there? I said, yeah, Ponsey sitting here on the porch with me. She says, well, put him on the phone. I need directions.
Does she make it back?
No, Ponsey hung up on her. Oh lord, I miss that old cat her not so much. Well, I gotta get back. I gotta take LIBERACEI to his class.
The class.
Yeah, oh yeah, he's smart. He's a math tutor. Now.
I asked him what two minus two was. He didn't say nothing. You gotta nurture that kind of genius.
You gotta get him young that four. Hey, listen, you mine if I give here a ray, phil help myself much oblige.
Well you keep you saddle old and your gun grease and holler if and you need me, you.
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Still a lot more coming at you.
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It is our man Tom Sorenson in his World of Sports. Every Friday at this time, just counting down to days in the NFL season. Always some NFL news. When we get Tom on the line, we'll save that till the end. Good morning Tom.
Good morning man. Cool swag would be that'd be like a neat nickname. Now we got cool swag on the phone.
How to use that? Thank you? Uh so?
Well, let's start with the n SEE doubled a men's basketball tournament. You say it has a subplot going on and politicians getting involved.
The subplot is we hate North Carolina. It's you know, people think that the popular schools, well, the successful schools get a break, and so it's like open season. And if you're in media broadcasting writing and you want to show how tough you are, you take a shot at one of the prevailing powers, which North Carolina is. I mean, they're an elite school, and so you're getting that, and then you're getting everybody else thinking that the only reason North Carolina got in was because they're famous. There's a celebrity school, and that means their schools didn't. And you know, it's like people are hanging signs up outside of dating where the Heels played the other night, saying no Tar Heels or girls alone. But I tell you what I think is absurd is the governor of West Virginia. It's talking about filing a lawsuit against the NCAA and he wants transparency and he wants to know how the tar Hills got in. And it's pretty simple. Hey, you want to get into, win more games, play tougher games, quit losing the stiffs, and maybe you'll get into. And it's conceivable, as governor of West Virginia that you have might yet perhaps even more important.
Things to do.
So compared the resumes, I heard of what they called the press conference, so from West Virginia and Carolina. West Virginia did. Look they had a better resume. You know, I'm going if you just look at that, But then there was there was another team, maybe it was Xavier or something that had look at that and they had a better resume in Carolina. They didn't get in, but you know, they weren't going to take it to court there with us. I like it Mountaineers, but you know, I'm a I'm a tar hill fails. I'm I'm kind of towards all. I can see West Virginia griping. But then once again, you know, in fact, you probably like it that think, right, I don't know. And Bubba Cunningham, you toug on that, you know, who was like the chancellor of North Carolina. He heads up that committee. There's another little thing that they could lade onto to be mad about.
I guess he's ad and he ran the committee. He left the room when they talked about the heels. But the thing there is is there there are more Bubba's in West Virginia than there on North Carolina.
Here, I looked it up.
I checked by forty there's more Bubba's in West Virginia. So they had to fiel some kinship.
But in related news, in that play in game Tuesday, North Carolina beat San Diego State handily. What was that final score ninety five sixty eight, so maybe they had a little something to play for, huh.
And they do.
And I've talked to teams pro and college, and they say, you guys might not think it makes a difference, but when you have a cause and you're playing for a cause, or you hate the other team, or you think people there ought to get you, he said, man, you play harder and you usually play better. And the Heels really do have that going for.
And then they got Mississippi up next, the number six seed Friday afternoon. That will be later this afternoon at three oh five pm.
So we'll see line from Milwaukee.
You making Final four picks every year?
What you got?
Boy? I struggled. I made changes. But on one side, I got Michigan State in Florida. On the other, I have Duke in Tennessee, and I plan to have Duke win the whole thing. I just can't do it. And I've got nothing against Duke. It just doesn't feel right. So I have Tennessee and Florida in an all SEC final, and I have Tennessee winning the whole thing.
Oh how about that? I think I got Tennessee and Florida in the final. I got Florida winning.
One of us is going to look really good and the other one won't look that bad.
Nice Tom, you say there still some good unsigned the NFL free agents out there.
You guy got to know a little bit when he played here. And he's from South Carolina's Stephen Gilmore. And he's a cornerback. He was once the best cornerback in the league at the age of thirty four, is not anymore. He's played for six teams, but I'll tell you he's one of those guys. He can still cover one on one and he just makes your team better because he gives you instant credibility. And he will be signed. He's out there. There's some other pretty big names out there, albeit older big names.
But you look.
None of the quarterbacks, Aaron Rodgers is still waiting, Wilson is still waiting, and Jameis Winston is still waiting. It's Russell Wilson. None of those guys have signed in The logical place for Rogers is Pittsburgh. But I tell you, I was in Minnesota last week and up there, I mean talk radio. We signed him? Should we? People would say if we had Rogers, we could win the Super Bowl and the other people would say, if we have Rogers, I'm moving to Wisconsin, and up there saying you're going to Wisconsin, I'm leaving the country. So it's it's it's controversial. And I think, and I'm serious about this. I think Rogers said he was going to go to a dark place. He didn't mean like in his mind. He meant like will you pay it, or like go in a cave or something, And he's going to go there, and he can wear his hair anyway he once, and just wait for wisdom and instinct to tell him what to do.
All right, Well, we'll be looking far to that winkle to tail, blinking blinking to tell no, not'll tell Tom and he'll tell us if you ever done.
That, jumbo, if you were driven to like a cave to think no no.
I found myself in a cave thinking, but no, I did not go there to thank you he does go on a tracker. Well, let's enjoy the weekend, buddy, will catch up next week.
And then as I always, thank you guys, and have a great wicked.
All right, my boy you too as a man time stars.
Alright, then we ready for wordy word one eight hundred, making sure you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and plain as.
What I had.
A rough day.
Friday is supposed to be my day. It ain't worked out. I can't in my right button to my flat fingers. This is the perfect time to play wordy word, isn't it.
Gay? Let's just do it, get it over with. Well, everybody's head and we gotta be happy.
We gotta show a husband and wife how to play with each other nicely. And this is Steve and Ashley from Mounds, Virginia.
Well, no, woman, dude, Hey y'all, Steve Ashley.
How are y'all doing today?
Good?
All right?
Then, well those dude boys against the girls. Two rounds, thirty seconds ege. You know the way we do the old random word deal. So all right, so Ashley, you relax and this see what me and you man can do for the first thirty seconds.
All right, okay, Steve, you readybody?
Yeah, we're okay. Then let's start the clock.
Now.
The guy who starts to race the first position, he is setting on.
The what Steve starting life? Yeah?
No, they're like the blank position. Also, you can like dance around one of these if you're a stripper.
Oh, you don't have to.
They'll ask you questions on the phone.
Say I'm gonna I'm conducting a blank for this for this person or business.
Wow, I don't know anything about.
Yeah, well, we didn't do too good at first thirty. Let's see what Tater and Ashley.
Okay, I choose a laugh.
It scares me more, Ashley, you and Taylor picking up on that last word, go all.
Right, I'm going to take a blank of the room and see how many vote for it.
Poll.
We're moving on.
This is You might work at one of these, a tire blank or Charlie and the chocolate blank. You sew one of these on your shirt, a blank down shirt back? No, no, no, they're they're little things. They go in through like the slits in your shirt. Yes, you might go onto the floor at a reception and do this.
And da right, yeah, she said dance. But that was a little late after that. Boyser but y'all got a two.
Hey, how the man, Steve get one. You're welcome, you said Paula.
That's attention.
Two to one. Hi, Steve, We're live, buddy. We can get us some poets right here.
We might win.
Okay, start the clock now is what your car runs on on. Yeah, you have to punch one of these. If you work in a factory, you punch in and punch out. They see how long you work. Yeah, all right, you're not the doctor. You are the You go see the doctor.
You are you are his what?
Uh?
No you are, no, you are? You go see the doctor.
So you are the what? Yes?
All right? The lais potato?
Yeah?
Yeah, they got it.
All right?
Did four on the one of five for Steve? So Tater and Ashley, three will tie and four will win it. Okay, so you girls can do it.
Ashley, are you ready? Absolutely?
Okay?
And go?
Are you called this person when you're toilet broken? You pick these out of your garden there because they're intrusive flower?
No, no, you pick them out.
You don't.
You don't want them in there. You put you put round up on them to kill them.
Weed?
Yes?
Uh uh?
You you eat these chili's. I want my baby back, baby back?
What?
Yep?
Uh?
You wear this around uh uh? Your chest usually a pendant or a diamond.
Yes, wow, you necklace for the window? You win six to five?
Wow?
Uh?
So Steve now gone and we came up a little short buddy, but your wife won, so happy mama, Happy wife.
I'm trying to read the son here. Good work, y'all. We appreciate y'all listen and thanks for playing with us.
I appreciate, thank you.
Good game, Good morning.
Got the Big Show on the radio bit, Request time kind aground with John Boy. Paul Kleminger out of Jackson, Tennessee, says, can y'all get something on from married man? Like anything with drinking buddy would be cool? That's the way he looks at it. Paul, got it coming up next?
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio bit. Request time.
We got Paul Cleminger out of Jackson, Tennessee.
In his request Right now, married man drives around in a minivan.
My poem has nothing life or let him do what a she says, it's about timing group.
Well, there's a screw you'll find.
The married mane last time married man, College Buddy and the strange new ally drinking Buddy bribe their way into the Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to gain superpowers by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we mention that drinking Buddy volunteered to go fire.
I told you this was a stupid idea.
Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here.
What should we do?
Well, I don't have time to check the manual, but i'd say run for your life might work. Wow, we've got to find somewhere to control this giant free.
Think man, think, No, no death, run man run.
Isn't there anything else we can do?
You're how about screaming like a woman while we run?
Homer?
No, no, it's easy, heroes, do you.
He's getting closer. We better do something quick.
Excuse me just a second, Fellas, Hello, Hi, honey. No, we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no, it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pounds freak. What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I guess that might work. Listen, Honey, I'm gonna have to call you about it's time for us to run for our lives again. Okay, hunting By got you kind of a short leash, heh shut up, Homer, give me one of your beers.
Nothing doing you, thicky pot liquor, A drunken cubeo with the bed rug already turned my thick back into a five pack.
Yeah, but now he's a giant cubo with a half ton fists and razor sharp fangs.
Now give him the beer. Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door at Homer, you crank up the juice. You really think this will work.
You got a better ride, so we're definitely not doing the screaming like a woman thing.
Homer.
Okay, okay, roll it, curly.
Married mine rolls the bear end of the reacto. Wrong, okay, college buddy, No, Homer, go.
Upit the second here.
Let me see gets pretty tempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive education.
Thirty to forty five seconds. Okay, don't nookes, don't fail me. Now we don't have much time. He's gonna punch right through that door.
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Mutant's done.
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it, stand by to szap him again.
Well did it.
Work, Hey, big guy who left the beer in here drinking buddy, are you all right?
Yeah?
I feel fine, Big guy, Me too, Big guy. Oh huh, Hey, can anybody get a beer in here? Or just certain papers hot in here? With all the microwaves a bouncing around there?
Two of them?
Oh no, we've changed him from the incredible hump into drinking buddies.
Hey, guys, we like you, You like us? Yeah, we like you, you like us?
What the the.
Haul?
A doublement twins drinking about eight times two? How will our heroes get out of this? You and again next time? When we'll hear the drinking buddies say?
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Don't mess on? Next spink Tightening Adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
You'll find the married mind. Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. If you like this Marvin Webster.
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Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing well? To see?
Old Don Iramas did something this month For the first time in American history. He kept the NCAA Women's basketball tournament on the front page.
For two solid looks.
You know, usually it gets like ten seconds on Sports Center right for the first commercial break one time a year. Oh this year, the whole first half of April was a nappy headed hole down. I mean, I don't like to get political, you know, me that ain't how hard to do things. But you know, let me just say this about Don Imus Man looked like that got a lot of nerve making fun of somebody else's hair. Don Iramas got the perfect face for radio, looked like Abraham Lincoln and Chewbacca a kid. And by saying can you believe it took him off TV? I can't believe they put him on TV? Now, did he go over the line? Probably? Should he have got fired for it? I say no, See, they want to teach him a lesson what they ought to do. They should put him back on the radio and then make Al Sharpton his co host and it could be like the Imus and Andy Show.
I think we could all learn a thing or two from.
That's the main problem with Imus where he messed up. He ain't been keeping up with the rules for white people using slang words that originated in the African American community and of course, Rule number one is a white man over the age of fifty is not allowed to use black slang under any circumstances. I'm sorry, y'all. It's like a fat girl in a thong. It don't fit and it's painful to look at. Outside of that, generally, it becomes okay for white people to use a piece of black slang six months after the last black person in America stops using a two weeks after Will Smith uses it for a song time, which she's pretty much the same thing. So in other words, getting jiggy with it is perfectly okay. You know, all that is okay, and peeps is no problem, and heezy and for she'sy y'all have at it. That's how our roll. This is kind of new, and that was gonna be okay as of June fifteenth. I just got the word to hear there was a brother in Detroit holding out on that. And let's talk about oh no, you didn't and don't go there, girlfriend, those two are okay for white women and white gay men. You know, straight white guys, y'all probably wanna stay away from both of those. Loved white folks has been wondering about hell to the Know has become real popular. Bunch of y'all learned that from Whitney. Of course, her and Bobby broke up, the show got canceled, so Hell to the Know is okay as of May thirty. First, you know, you might want to make a note of that. Now, anything with izzle on the end, you know, that could be a problem. You know, Normally it's okay, except you know, for something like nizzle, because you know, it's like pig Latin, it does mean something else. Yeah, it's too close to the line, you know, because see, if we give you nizzle and some fool is gonna start freestyling, and next thing, you know, people be saying stuff like jigabizle and that ain't gonna fly, nappy headed hose. You know, the phrasing question this month, that one is off limits for at least another five years. We refer to that as the Imus rule. And of course it goes without saying the N word, not the phrase. The actual word will never be approved for Caucasian use, at least not officially. I don't care how cool you are.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Dave Chappelle says it all the time. I know, y'all love Dave.
We love Dave too.
But see, you know when y'all use that word, it don't sound like Chappelle. It sounded like Kramer at the laugh factor. Plus, you know the N word. Technically that is a white word that we took back from y'all a couple of years ago. So that's a special case. He now, Now, don't complain to me. I don't make the all right, all right. You know, if you have a question about a specific word and or a phrase, what you need to do is ask your black friend if you have one. See, the Home Office puts out a rundown every month of black phrases that are officially approved for use by white people. Most of us are on the mainland list, so we can look it up for you. For needs too, Black people, we'll hear the help.
Y'all. Thank you about it. I'm marvelous.
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