Communists can only seem to advance communism in private because they're so busy lying about everything. The communists see your kids as THEIR kids. Call them communists, not only is it exactly what they are but to wake up your normie neighbor and show them the commies aren’t something that only existed in the 50s. Building a military with a different mission.
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We always have to keep in mind the type of people who go into professions that put them around kids, or hobbies around kids. And obviously this is not even close to universal, but Sunday school teacher, Little League coach, school teacher, period, these are professions where we want people who treasure children, who believe in protecting children, who believe in guiding children. And there are a ton of those saintly people in those professions, obviously, but there are also a ton of other bad people. I've had to tell my sons, because you try to always keep my sons on the up and up about what a dangerous root it is out there. We'll take them to. It was a few weeks ago we went to an arcade. There's this big arcade here in town. It was a birthday party. A couple of friends over it. You know how it goes. A couple of friends, a couple of pizzas, here's twenty bucks, go play some video games, that kind of thing. And I pulled them aside beforehand, I said, hey, keep your eyes open in here. Obviously I'm gonna be in here, but it's a big place. Keep your eyes open. Not just for yourself, because they're kind of getting too big to mets with at this point in time, but not just for yourself, for other people. And one of them said, Dad, it's an arcade. And I said, yeah, if I was a child predator, where would I go looking for children? And you could see that light bulb go on in his head. He got it. Chris has a couple old videos. I've got a couple or new old sound bites. I've got a couple newer sound bites. I just I'm gonna play all four of them. Remind parents out there and would be one day parents out there. I want to remind you that there are a lot of wolves in this society.
Trust me.
I want to like burn down the entire system.
I have a rather large TikTok following.
I'm an authority figure, so I'm going to give out a Christmas message of like, hey, if your parents don't love and support you for who you are this Christmas them, I'm your parents, now, I love you. Drink some water, proud of me.
I want to burn down the system. Screw your parents. I'm your parents. Now. This next one's a little longer. It's a compilation. This is from keep in mind. This is Project Veritas video. I want to make sure they get credit for it. This is undercover video. Not in New York City, not in San Francisco, not in Seattle. This is in Indiana. In Indiana. Listen to the people who are educating your children in Indiana.
Now, I will tell you that we did tweak the name of our Equity and Inclusion Committee just because because we just didn't want to make a target of it, and we felt for the people that were a part of that membership, and so we renamed it. But that's the work we do is well.
Do have an equity department or anything like that.
So honestly, so we we had. What we decided to do is not call attention to it, because when you call attention to it, then the questions are asked. And I really believe that you can do more good under the radar.
What else do you have to relabel?
They're non labeled like that?
I think I think really uh CRT social Motion, we.
Could still do the content just no label.
I get people that say I don't like that, my child, and the child is transgender in the book. And you know I should have been asked permission for that. I'm like, no, yeah, ask permission. If we can read a nice piece of literature, that should.
Be right practices.
So we have all gender bathrooms, you know, yeah, even.
The elementary level.
And like I said, sometimes I get parents that aren't thrilled with some of the decisions we make. But that's that's what we believe in.
Remember that conversation we just got done having about how all of it's based on lies, all of it, and how they will speak just like in that video. They will speak quite openly about it. And because they don't share any morals that you would recognize, no moral value system. That's just simply how they think. Oh, parents don't like this, Oh well we just have to lie about it. No, we just have to change the name. Oh yeah, parents, parents don't like it, will lie, we just change the name. That way. They don't know what we're doing. They just talk with each other. That's how they speak with each other. If you tell a lie to somebody, you you wouldn't You wouldn't brag about that with friends and co workers, would you? You would probably feel and look, we've all lied, but aren't you a little bit ashamed of it? And the very lease you're not bragging about it. They talk about the lies they tell in casual conversation, like it's you and your friends talking about football or curtains for the ladies or whatever you talk about. That's how they just talk about the lies they tell. Yeah, no, did you hide that, Bob? You hid that from them, right, you lied?
You told?
Oh yeah, you lied about that. Nice lie, Bob. I lied about mine too. I couldn't let them find out what I was doing, so I had to sneak behind their back and lie about it. That's cool, We're both lie. That's just how these people talk. That's how communists are, that's how anti humans are. And they have these moments. Here's Corendiversity Higher. They have these moments where the really dumb ones like Coriindiversity Highre and Biden and Dome and the others, they're so dumb. They had these moments where they accidentally come out and say it.
And I've met a lot of parents of trans kids in the past couple of months who have told me these devastating stories. Whether they're in Texas or Oklahoma or wherever they are saying how they now have to seriously consider leaving their state to protect their child. And that's something that we have to call out and continue to be very clear about that these are kids, These are our kids. They belong to all of us.
They belong to all of us. Interesting headline. Parents file a police report after teacher offers LGBTQ themed book to her middle schoolers. I know you're going to find this shocking. Her name is Sarah Bonner, and she's a liberal white woman, once again, a liberal white woman. And I dug into this story this morning because I'm obviously very interested in this stuff, and I thought, man, these parents have banned together. They filed a police report. Gosh, I better dig into this, and I made the horrific mistake of actually looking at the book that she was giving to middle schoolers. Children listen to this show. We're very proud of that. We're very proud that we have always and will always do a show that you can listen to with your children. You can leave the Jesse Kelly Show on when you leave the room, and you won't come back and be horrified by what we're saying here at least, I don't think so, unless the fart sound does it for you. But I will tell you this, I can't read for you the things I was reading from this book this morning. This is as far as I will go. There are very explicit terms. There's like a definition section in the book with terms that you would expect on some kind of pornographic website, and then the very detailed definitions of the various terms. I Chris, don't look it up. I see you looking it up right now. I'm telling you you're going to regret it. I wished I had not looked it up. It there's something deeply demonic about these people. A teacher to middle schoolers, a teacher to middle schoolers, and then you had this doozy teacher out of Florida again every now and then. Every now and then the communist forgets that it's his job to lie at all times. Listen very closely to what she had to say.
What she's missing and what these parents are missing is they're not in the school system. That just shows me that she's ignorant and has not come and volunteered at all. Because aren't these conversations, these doors they're open, these students have one to one devices. The amount of things that they're able to pull up that we have to shut down. These conversations, these doors that she's talking about. That's telling me I'm.
Stripping her rights as a parent.
Those rights are gone when your child's in the public school system, because there are students talking about these things. It's where they get ninety percent of their social media.
Your rights as a parent are gone when your child is in the public school system. That's a school teacher who says these things. So this is just this was a Little Dad Jesse, Little Daddy Jesse segment of Again. Look, I'm reminding myself whenever I'm reminding you our children. Our children are under attacked by the communists in this nation. The communists are after them, and they are committed to getting them. It's not a passive thing. When these people sit down to teach your child's social studies, they are after your children. When they sit down to write the newest Disney cartoon for your child, they are after your children. When they make Build a Bear. Build a Bear. You know what, Build a Bear is maybe the most despicable company out there. When you're all Chris, you can't imagine look into what they're doing at Build a Bear when they're sitting down making the new Transformers cartoon like we played for you. They are after your children like wolves are after sheep. Keep that in mind. The society is full of wolves who are after your children. And we can protect them when we have to protect them, but more than anything else, we have to prepare them. I don't know that I've done much right as a father, but I'm very proud of how prepared my boys are. They see this garbage, they sniff it out a mile away, and they love bragging to me about it. They love bragging to me about it. I forgot to tell you. Chris walked in my son's room, my oldest son's room again last night. He's laying there in bed, getting ready to go to sleep, reading the Anti Communists Manifesto. Oh, it's the coolest frigging thing. That's the coolest thing. That boy's gonna be prepped in ready by the time he closes that book available at Jesse kellybook dot com. Chris, what you have to tell people where they can get it anyway? All right, we're moving on. Let's talk about the military they've built and get to some emails. But speaking of protecting the children, they're after him before they're born too. They've been killing them for a long time, sixty million of them plus in this country, sixty million lives gone. Preborn is out there putting a stop to it, putting a stop to it the right way, not like they do, not yelling and screaming, not assaults, not vandalism, none of those things. Preborn goes and sets up these clinics in these high abortion areas, and they simply tell that scared young lady that she can have a free ultrasound if she wants. She comes in. Who doesn't take a free one?
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It is is the Jesse Kelly Show. And let's discuss really quickly before we get to the emails and the Federal Reserve stuff and everything else one discuss. Let's discuss Marjorie Taylor Green going after somebody.
Statistics tell us that when it comes to politically motivated violence, in twenty twenty two, every single murder was committed by a right wing extremist.
Every single murder in America was committed by a right wing Every.
Single politically motivated murder was committed by a right wing extremists.
Are you sure about that?
I am gonna are you?
Are you aware that the Tennessee shooter just recently identified as a man and she was a biological woman. Was she a right wing extremist as well?
Yeah? Reminder that there are virtually zero, zero right wing motivated political murders in America. None. They don't happen. It's just something that doesn't happen at all. There are a bunch that they pin on right wingers, but virtually all political violence in this nation is from communists. Now, I mentioned the I mentioned the military. I'm not going to overblow a single incident, but there was a video out there that certainly turned some heads. Perhaps you've seen it. The video is there's a fence at the border. We have all these illegals pouring into the country, trying to get into the country, and at one spot on the border there's a gate, a locked gate, and then a female in uniform army uniform walks up to the locked gate where the illegals are unlocks It opens it up and allows these people in the United States of America. It's not hard to find if you're looking for it. It's a radio show, so I can't I can't perform it for you by voice, even though I am a bit of a Shakespear with my vocals. Chris IOF you skate all day long on this show, what Chris I do? Anyway, So let's talk. Let's not overblow one incident, but let's talk. This is what I mean when I tell you they're not destroying the military. They're building the military for a different purpose. Why do you think they're doing all the things they're doing. Why do you think why would you have a vaccine mandate ever, they knew right Keep in mind, all the powers that be they lied to you. They knew right away. It didn't stop you from spreading coronavirus. They knew that right away, but they lied anyway. And if it doesn't stop you from spreading it, well, then there's no point in a mandate. Now, you should never have a mandate anyway, but you definitely shouldn't have one when the vaccine doesn't stop you from spreading It makes no sense, right, So why do it? Why do it for the military and keep it around even when businesses have given it up? Why do it so you will run out anybody who thinks like a right winger. It's a hard purge of the military. You're getting rid of your political win and then you not only begin this endless rainbow brigade push, you begin endless anti white racism. It's awful. Why do that? What's the point? What are you trying to do? You're trying to run out the people who will stand up to you and oppose you, and you're trying to recruit people who are on your side. You might eventually find yourself with a military who will walk down and open up the border for you. Now, It's one small incident, could be one nutball, could be a mistake, but it's indicative. It's a tiny indication of what's coming in the future. This is what's coming as you run out every right thinking American, as you run out all the traditional military families, and that's that's really the most devastating thing. As you do that, well, you're going to end up with the military full of liberal white women who will be more than happy to pursue whatever the next horrific cause is on orders from the president. What types of women are we filling up the military with? Well, these types you're still forty percent. By the way, this is Anheuser Busch, this is not the military.
It's still forty percent women, sixty percent men, Still predominantly white. Sea still work to be done.
Having a more diverse and inclusive environment will make us our company future proof.
I would like to live in a world where diversity and inclusion is so ingrained in who we are, what we do, that we don't need to have a conversation about it.
We don't need to have a conversation about what, Chris, you can do that?
That?
What?
That?
I thought that was pretty good.
Still forty percent.
Chris doesn't think I can do in any an accent. He's about to find out.
So forty percent women, sixty percent men, still predominantly white, stay still work to be done.
Having a more diverse and inclusive environment will make us our company future proof.
I would like to live in a world where diversity and inclusion is so ingrained in who we are, what we do, that we don't need to have a conversation about it.
I would like to live in what Chris I've seen, Indiana Jones, you act like you. Chris is jealous. He's always been jealous of my spanis he's now jealous that I can kind of speak Indian after That's that's all you see here, That's all I see when I look at Chris. You know what I see, jealous that he's not a cunning linguist like me. This, This is coorse by the way, these are most Again, this is don't think about this like beer. Think about this like the people they're filling up your military with.
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What?
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He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Almost ton tonight with the Jesse Kelly Show. That has gone by so dag gone quickly. I'm sorry I have to play it again. That comedian James McCann I played it earlier.
This is so good.
I regret having gotten the vaccine. I really regret having gotten the vaccine. I'm sure it's fine, but I just wish when the site told me to do something, I'd be the sort of person who said no. But it turns out I'm the sort of person who says fine, I don't I don't understand what's going on. You're telling me it's important, okay. And all they had to do was say you won't be allowed to go into pubs for like a month, and I was like, put it in me. That's what I'm upset about is that I had a principle temporarily. If I was in Nazi Germany, I would have stood up to the regime. I wouldn't stand up to not being happy to go to a pub for a month. I would have been like, Aunt Frank, she's in that attic there, I saw her. It doesn't matter what the point of principle was. The point is I would have been a jill and that I have to live with that for the rest of my three or four more years before I have a heart attack.
Get this some emails. Never you can even help the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Oh, great oracle, would you please pontificate on what would happen if a Republican was elected and spoke about the evil communists the way the Democrats call everyone white supremacists like it's a fact and not a straw man. What effect would that have on the populace? Well, he said, ps. Brooke is the hottest of hot chick names. It is. I've been telling people that what Chris, It's like Carly and Brook and their Tiffany. The Brittany's always a guarantee that those are guarantees. What Chris, I didn't say that we're safe, Okay, I just said that we're hot. Anyway, let's go back to what he was saying. There's something the Republican Party fails at and honestly, most of the people on the right, I shouldn't say that's not fair. A lot of the people on the right fail at this too. And this is what it is. They think they think politics is really it's about legislation you pass in elections. They think politics is about legislation in elections. But as the Great Andrew Breitbart said, politics's downstream of culture. Democrats will take wildly unpopular, over the top, seemingly insane positions on issue after issue after issue after issue, because they understand they're in a cultural battle and they're trying to shift the minds of a significant portion of the public in their direction. Why do you think we brought this up before? Do you realize Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both on camera for most of their careers opposing gay marriage. Not one Democrat will step up and speak out against child mutilation now, but fifteen minutes ago, they were all against gay marriage. Now why is that what happened? Well, a cultural shift happened, and they were part of that cultural shift. But if you bring up something here's a great example, you bring up abortion, you will get people and maybe this is you. You will get people on the right who say, we shouldn't talk about that, we shouldn't bring it up, we shouldn't be pro life because a bunch of women hate it as something like a third of the women in the country have had one, and it's just one of those things where that women hate when you talk about that, women hate when you take it away, that kind of a thing. But what they're missing is this when people say that, I understand what they're saying. They're saying it might cost us this election, This could cost us the next election. This could cost us this election if we don't stop talking about it. Who cares you talk about it? Because they've had fifty years of shifting the minds of the public to be pro abortion. We need to start shifting the minds of the public back the other direction. You talk about these things, you speak openly and honestly, and in ways that make people uncomfortable about things because you understand. That's how you shift culture back your direction, and you only save the country by shifting culture. You don't take issues that they have admittedly won on. You know, the abortion in the minds of the public. Okay, they have cemented that, in the minds of millions of Americans. They've won on the issue. You don't take an issue they've won on and walk away from it. Oh I'm done. They won. We can't ever speak openly and honestly about this guy's or we'll lose an election. It'll cost us the mid terms, we won't win the presidency. You never see the Communists do that. Ever. Communists will take gigantic, unpopular bills and cram them through right in your face. They've done it time and again. They'll take gigantic, unpopular stances and hammer them over and over and over and over again, because they understand that hammering, that hammering, that constant hammering, that's what shifts the culture back your way. We don't do it. The entire Republican Party. Guys who want to be president, senators, house members, state house, state Senate, all the way down to Dogcatcher. Every Republican in this nation should be speaking about Democrats as if they're communists, you should be calling them communists. One that's because that's what they are. That's what they are. Two, that's how you wake up all the Norman Norms into being that's what they are. Your neighbor Normy norm doesn't call them communists because he hasn't heard the Republican Republicans on TV say it.
Over and over and over and over and over and over again. It should be endless, it should be relentless communist. Why do you think we started this years ago? Now you're starting to see more of it now, why do you think we started this? I'll tell you one of the one of the main reasons. I started it for two reasons. One it's true. Two, I watched how insanely successful the Communists were in bringing up white supremacy and labeling the right in that way Nazi white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist. It wasn't a one time thing. It was an overtime thing. It was an all the time thing. It was all day long, over and over and over again, from politicians to people in the media, Hollywood. Wherever you found a Democrat, it would be white supremacist Nazis, white supremacist Nazis, white supremacist Nazis, and then we woke up one day after the election.
I think this was after Biden's election. If I remember, right after Biden's election, they went out and they pulled Democrats. They pulled Republicans on what are the issues you voted on? And it was all standard stuff you'd think about taxes and spending in the border and things like that. They pulled Democrats. The number one issue for Democrats in the United States of America is fighting white supremacy. See something that doesn't exist. The number one issue for half the country is fighting a unicorn. Why labels matter, baby, Labeling your enemy matters. It's critical. It's why I scoff. And that's why I'm so dismissive when people will try to quibble with me about little words or way, Well, you shouldn't call them communists, they're they're actually if you think about it, they're more fascist or or there actually should be globalists. Who cares. We're in the labeling process, not in the nitpicking process. They One, they very much are communists, that's what they are. Two, you don't change when you've already got what do we have? Twenty five percent of the right now we'll be willing to call them Marxists and communists. That's up from about zero five years ago. Let's get those numbers up. Let's get those numbers up to fifty seventy five percent, over over over over over again. Never communis commun it's communists communists. That shifts the mind of normy norm That shifts the perception of the culture. That's what we're going for here. And so the answer to your question, if we actually got a Republican with the guts to speak in that way, he would be blasted by the media and every part of the system would blast him. But it would be extremely effective, extremely effective. The bigger the pulpit, the more loud you should be, because that's what it's going to take to shift that Overton window back our way for the first time ever. All right, Federal Reserve, the court, packing and headlines. I didn't get to get to some emails. Let's get to manti sex though. Let's get to your shooting, my shooting, all of our shooting. We have to practice. Shooting is a perishable skill. Very sadly, I remember how when I found that out. After the Marines, I was going to the range and then I just got lazy. For honestly, four or five years, I got lazy. I was just traveling from work all the time. I have every excuse in the world. Okay, I stopped going to the range and I went back thinking I was hot stuff. Oh yeah, I actually shoot. I know how to shoot. I was a marine, I was an infantry marine. I was I was not the shot I once was. Shooting skills are perishable, whether you're brand new, super experienced. We have to practice. But ammo's expensive range bees are expensive. Why don't you just get a Mantis X then you can drive fire practice in your home. It's what the Marines practice with. It's what the Green Berets practice with. Go to mantisx dot com. You want to talk about military grade. There you have it. It's what they use. Mantisx dot com. In the comfort of your home. You don't have to leave the air conditioning, and you can get really good mantisx dot com. I've got on animo inside of me. Yes, Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly show. And look, I've got a few different things I want to play for you here, and I want to get to an email here, and we have a bunch of stuff have to try to cram in this last segment. So whenever there's all kinds of important stuff in a segment and stuff that that I want to get to, we have to prioritize what is the most important thing, what is the biggest deal. So look, we took some time during the break. We think we figured out what needs to lead. So anyway, go ahead this morning.
One of the gate rights activists, mister Peppe Julian on Zima, thank you for coming in good money. Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You are gae?
You trans shows you I transgender and your rates activists and I'm out spoken lesbian, homosexual? How can I describe you?
Now?
We're looking at the raging debate your gay rights activists. Why should someone be gay? You're having a girlfriend, yes, do you perform the natural obligations?
Uh? I'm not sexually active right now? So what lady Chris, I'm just not I've chosen not to engage.
Doesn't that make you gay?
What do you mean, doesn't that make me gay? I am I am male and attracted to a female.
So who is gay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh gosh, which actually leads us perfectly today.
Hoping that somebody at the FBI will call up the Pinkland bottle and say I wasn't responsible for it, but I'm sorry it happened to you.
This is not the FBI we want.
I'd like Garland to call people up and say, this is not the DOJ.
We won't.
We're sorry.
You've gotta love that high crimes were committed against the American people and Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, he wants them to have an apology. Hey, could you just say sorry, guys? Sorry guys. That's it? So wow wow, oh oh, speaking of ones, I didn't even get to let's get to Debbie Wasserman Schultz. I love, I love when Democrats talk about illegal immigrants because they can't they simply can't do it without accidentally getting really really honest.
He's going to devastate our economy, tourism, construction, agriculture. I mean, you're gonna have vegetables rotting in the fields. You're going to have construction sites that will lie dormant.
We got If we don't get those people in here from Mexico, who's gonna pick the fact? Jeezus, quit focus. We have to get to other stuff. The Federal Gosh, this show, this show, the Federal Reserve. How are we still on the air. I have no idea how you know? You know what?
You know?
How?
I'll tell you how? You the listener. The show continues to grow. Chris told me we just broke another record yesterday. The show continues to grow. If this show doesn't keep growing, Chris, we're totally finished. We're totally finished. The only thing that's saving us is our popularity.
All right.
Federal Reserve officials plan for higher interest rates as inflation threat persists. Higher interest rates. Now, remember they have to do this because they keep printing money. We printed trullions and trullions and trillions, and now no we're stock. But high interest rates guarantee your recession. You raise interest rates, you begin to reflict, reflect reflect, You begin to restrict the way money flows around the economy. That's just kind of how it works. You restrict the way money flows around an economy. You put your country in a great recession or worse. Like I've said, make some preparations. Buckle up. Best advice I can give you right now for times like this is improve your towel set. There's no better way to get through a recession than by drying off with high quality towels. And right now, my pillow has a six piece towel set. You already know about their towel set, but it's normally ninety nine ninety eight. Right now it's twenty five bucks seventy percent off to bath, house to hand, to house to washcloths. Go get a couple sets MyPillow dot com. Click on the radio listener special Square and use the promo code Jesse. All right, MyPillow dot com promo code Jesse. We will get through the recession because we have better towels eight hundred eight four five zero five four four. If you're on the road and can't get to the internet, all right, all right, Burger, Meister, Burger, Meister, Meister, Burger, jesse Man, that's a lot. Buenos Tarta's Grand Pooba with the relate with the recent celebration of Cinco de Mayo, the wife has been sending me endless smash burger taco videos. I tried your world famous cheeseburger Ondartea, and it was amazing. It got me thinking, have you tried any variation to your cheeseburger besides the bun? I wouldn't dare violate the holiness of the burger, But I'm curious. Next time I make these burgers, I'll wash it down with a frozen margarita. Is they're the best? What Chris he says, I can say his name, His name is Cameron. I've actually only had my burger on something other than a bun. One time I had it on Texas Toast. You remember, I got the griddle and I made world famous Jesse Kelly Burgers for me and the boys on Texas Toast on the Blackstone griddle. And if I could have died, if I would have died that day, I just want you to know, they would have buried me with a big smile on my face. They would have buried it though that was really good. I'll tell you I don't have any problem with you making tacos out of them. Give it a whirl, put your own spin on it. It's not my world, it's our world.
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Headlines We didn't get to Congressional Democrats. Actually, Chris, now that I think about it, that was not my funny bone. Chris just saw me WinCE and grab my elbow. You see, I'm forty one now, and apparently you wake up one day and things are just going wrong in your body. I woke up one day, six seven months ago, maybe a year ago, and my elbow, my right elbow. I keep in mind, I did not injure it in any way, not that I know of. It was swollen up, looked like I had a little kind of like half a baseball. It was really gross on my right elbow. And I looked down and I thought, oh my gosh, that's freaking discover. And so I got the doctor's office and say, why is my elbow swulling up? And he to think it was no big deal. He said, oh, that's no problem, no big deal. He just goes and grabs this big old fat needle and jams it into my elbow. Oh yeah, Chris, Yeah, no, say no, don't go anywhere. You stay right there. He jams it into my elbow, and he look, no anesthesia or anything and I'm watching as he sucks all this fluid all I know, sucks it right out of my elbow, and then he tells me, oh, you should be good to go, but there's always a chance that's gonna come back. If it comes back, just come on back in and we'll do it again. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago, I woke up and my elbow started swelling. And now it's at the point where if any if I even breathe on it wrong, it's this Really, it's kind of that kind of shocking pain as if it as if someone's ripping your arm off. That's what I'm going through right now. So, I mean, I guess we're not even gonna do headlines. I just felt like telling everybody that real quick's that's what we're going through right now. I'm sure. I'm pretty sure they're gonna have to amputate at this point. And if that's the case, that's fine. But don't don't you left handers, don't you deformed left handers think for a second that I'm gonna consider myself one of you just because I lose a right hand what Michael, Oh, sorry, I forgot you were left handed, Just because I lose my right hand, I'll draw with my feet before I use my left hand like one of you freaks. You understand that i'll see you tomorrow. That's all.