The Jenkins & Jonez PodcastJenkins and Jonez - The Kid Mero On NBA Christmas, Beyonce, Travis Hunter, and More
The guys are joined by The Kid Mero to recap the NBA Christmas slate including Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks knocking off Wemby and the San Antonio Spurs, Beyonce's halftime performance, and discuss social media being weird about Travis Hunter's love life #volume
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All right, welcome to a very special Christmas slash Boxing Day episode of Jenkins and Jones's Thursday, December twenty sixth, and if you could not tell by the way the show started, we were joined by one of our favorite people in the world. No better person to hang out with the day after Christmas, the kid Marrow.
Merrow clauses with us.
Thank you so much propping on you can see in Victory Light seven PM and Brooklyn obviously Marrow, welcome, bro, Thanks for hanging out though.
We're looking forward to this all week.
Bro. Hey, bro, me too. I was like, this is my respite from like all the holiday shit.
Man.
We were just talking about Mike about like dad stuff and responsibilities and I was like, look, I was just shoveling snow and doing wash dad things and I'm like, now I got to chill my guys.
Bro, like you, somebody said in our tweet promo and you coming on?
They said, how is Merrow on your show before he's back on his show, And I said, because when you're on vacation, you hang out with your homies.
That's that's a vaca's employed.
Bro. It's like faintwork, Like yo, we got a meeting. We're just looking weed in the garage. Bro, We're not talking about anything business.
Pre production.
I got a pre production pro. You got to make it something action bot.
I got super important pre pro meeting. I got pre pro stuff.
You know what.
I that's not talking like listen, you don't want to get in the weeds of this stuff. It's really the process, you know. That's what was so stressed, you know, because I'll be doing all this stuff and it's so much my head, and it's like.
What's the he that's falls in your head? And you sung you got two sacks for laws? Like so you he that's all this in my brain. I'll be lying like a bitch.
Pro like I think pro pre bro could be prepro could be the adult going for a cousin walk, you know what I mean? That could be that, that could be that could be the forty plus. I got a pre pro.
What are you talking? You're a plumber? What do you want? You residential? See God? Damn? All right?
Well yesterday was Christmas? Uh merrow fellas. What did everyone get? Anyone get anything good for Christmas?
Oh?
Man?
Dog, I got a lot of I got love, I got conditioned to love. Bro, I did that ship and I saw I saw memes about it.
That's I know. I'm not the only one. I had to do that thing where like your kids make you something or you get you something from the school store, you know what I mean? And Bro, I have so.
Many fucking I should have prepared for this and had all of my super dad number one Dad, best dad, that number one dad in the world. No dad like this exists. Like, Bro, I got a wooden sign yesterday. Do you want the dad everyone wishes they had?
That's what that sign says. You know what I'm saying. I love you. I was, bro, I opened up. Yes, this is the law.
You know what I'm saying.
Like, fas dad ever?
Number one Dad, Bro, I got a fucking I got two trophies up there. Bro, I don't even want to pay the game because I live in a pig style. But let's say number one Dad, there's a bat. This is best Dad ever.
I'm like.
It is.
But like you know, when they open the drones and ship and like matter ray bands and all that suf and electric.
Bikes, I'm like, all right, Bro, thank you for my plank of wood.
I saw this saying I saw this Bigua said, I had two gifts. I opened two gifts yesterday. They were my eyes.
You know what I mean?
Like, Bro, I didn't see that coming over. Two gifts yesterday. They were in my eyes.
Okay, relatable, relatable, Bro, that is.
The church and ship.
You come out.
It's like the congregation. You open two gifts today. Let's think and have a moment.
The reason for the season. So he is the reason for the season.
You know, I haven't say that. He was an answer out of text, Bro, like the reason for the season. Like, yeah, you're the reason for the season. Bro, this is a pool party. What are you talking about? What's his birthday?
He's the reason for the season, Like Nigga, that's a Christmas prase? Shut up? Like a planet ships every day life.
I used that with my son when he's hitting off the tea. I said, that's way was the reason for the season, right that? Like I love reason for the season is it works for everything. Bro, Fucking someone cooks something good.
This is a reason ship. John Tyler, y'all got anything.
Tyler was consulting with my wife about some some grill and shit.
So you man, she got me. We got this place open.
This barbecue land store opening up literally like around the corner from us, that these Texas like Pitmasters are opening. So she got me they're not open yet, so we're gonna go in there and get like the griddle or the smoker or the charcoal one. But she got me a steak rub that you recommended that I'm like, I was huffing at like a fucking fiend, Like I was like, yeah, it was like the mustard and the onion, like I'm gonna I can't wait.
Like I've been grilling a lot for the family.
That's been my way of staying mentally saying, with all the ship we had going on this year, but but yeah.
Yeah, shar hit me up like like a week before Christmas asking if I had some recommendations for some grilling ship for you man. So I'm bad to see you hopping off the porch man. You know, you know out here smoke world and ship man. I'm proud of you, MARYL.
When Tyler found out I was using a propane grill, he looked at me like he found out my testicles did not exist, like he I never had a friend more disappointed than me, bro, Like I understood, I was like, you know, you're here the motherfucking you're the voice of the Long Beach streets.
You're a family man.
You don't have time to for all the ship that comes with the charcoal ship. You might just need to flip a knob and do it.
I get it.
But yeah, but you heard that, like he was talking about me like I was a kid with a like a disagree you know what I mean. He was like he was like, hey, listen, like everyone's you know, hey, you were achieved victory through honor, like everyone's doing the best day care.
You'll never know until you try. Like you know, you just felt the pad on the bank. You told me that, you're just like, oh damn yo, my dad hit me with that, but he hit me with like he hit me with He hit me with.
It in like a in like an accent, so it hurt more. And then he like followed up like.
Yeah, broz, the way he was sized with Mike, I thought that I'm like this thing, you've got a propane as real.
We got shit to do, bro Like yeah, but no, but it's like I gotta get a mistake done before halftime's over, you know what I mean.
It's like it's it's just it's quick. Bro.
Like if like I have twenty minutes to if I could carve out my twenty minutes, I feel great about that day.
But I can't.
I don't.
It's it's the same thing I told John when he was talking me about golf. I was like, when the kids are older, I would love to come learn how to play golf of you, But I don't have two hours at a time for leisure activities like I just any day of the week.
Bro, I just don't.
Is the fucking that is like the the I comes racer, is that I'm using that fucking correctly.
Bro, Like like being an active president father.
Bro, It's like, all right, I'm doing all this stuff like little mother, listen, look you're the next fucking shit door Sanders.
Like you know what I mean.
Like and then like my daughters gymnastics, Like I'm encouraging that my oldest son is just like he's like mad into like wildlife and fishing and like ship like that. So I'm like encouraging that this little motherfucker wants to rap like and make beats and ships. I'm like, ah, I'm older the place I also have to be honest with and be like, yo, hello, we're not roommates. You know what I'm saying, Like, there's a hug, some affection, there's so much.
Bro. So what I told about pumps, I got appropriate group.
He was just like, oh, everybody goes and he's.
Just like, oh no, that's okay because you know why he's okay. It's convenient because you have the guy's lying right here. You can connect that. He's an HVAC dude, so he knows like guys lines and heating and ventilation. And he's like, no, it's intelligence. It's intelligent for you because when you're pulling the guy's lining here, you don't buy tanking to know you don't have to buy tanking no more, don't you have the guy's lines.
So I understand, I understand.
He said the exact same ship to you, the exact same tone of voice. Tyler said to me, Bro, he said, I understand.
It is about as excited as we can get him when you find outro like, that's that's that's that's the feeling.
Dog. I was like, He's like, the met is not gonna be good, but you know it's gonna be okay.
You can't you're gonna eat it Handley the he can't hate it.
I'm gonna be okay'll be okay.
I'm like, it'll be okay, you'll be all right.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, just fun just gonna take over there.
But there, I'm like, yo, Gang, I'm like, you'll offer his Okay, it's okay.
Watch two fingers those finger me me. I'm like, you don't want to foul pop? Like I got the grill. He's like, okay, your mother makeing heights been he I'm like, what, bro, this is how we feel about propate. I did not notice.
I like charcoal bro obviously, like it's a better end product. But I didn't know it was like, you know what I'm saying, Like I was like chicken.
Tyler John did y'all what did y'all get for Christmas?
Hopefully that new gas girl?
Yeah, I just I just got a sentimental gift from lifey Like, I'm a dude. I really don't be wanting ship. But when and I'm not even trying to sound like I'm that guy, when I do want ship, I say it right, you know what I'm saying. So it's just very rarely do I want ship right, Like the last Christmas gift I really wanted was a PS five like three years ago.
You know what I'm saying.
So so yeah, so so wife, you just put together a little photo album or some sentimental shit, you know it was.
It was it was some nice ship up it was. It was moving, very sentimental.
So yeah, but she's.
That's what you like, and she loves you the way you want to be loved. And also that PS five at our ages that's a five year gift right there. That's twenty six. Yeah, the Olympic cycle, I'll get you. I'll give you a PlayStation on the Olympic cycle.
Like, that's the bro.
I will probably be rocking that motherfucker till the PS seven comes out while.
We exactly I don't want to say. You know, you don't know when you put.
When you took that PS five from her. You signed the one Soco deal. Bro, this is a sixteen year deal.
You're like, yo, I got it.
Yeah, you got it, Bro, But you're here like this is it. There's no sentence in this contract.
I love that John.
What you get, bro?
The kids may be some handmade cars or rather, she's been asking me what I wanted for weeks, and I just never got around and telling her, like you know what I'm saying.
I just wasn't thinking about it.
We got all got sick to right before Christmas too, and I was just like, oh no, but yeah, so they may be some handmade cards or whatnot.
You feel me little those first handmade cars from your babies or something.
The hands, like the actual hands, and like you can we can, like you can see them getting bigger each year.
You don't even know yet because you're still on the front end of it. But like that's Marol and I were just talking about before y'all have on. It's like you will be looking at I can't see your future because it's where I am, and it's where he is.
Ten years from now. You will look at the size of those handprints.
Oh my god, there it is.
But meyl right, he's ten years from now. You're gonna look at the size of those handprints and just start crying. You just just like you won't even have any words in your head. You just see the size of the hand of.
Go oh with y'all.
I was telling like that, I'll just be like voyeuristically watching him to do they thing and I'm like, yo, and then I hit you and I was just like, hey, I'm proud of you, dog, Like keep going.
Like you know what I'm saying, Like that you did you actually hit me on that, Like, Yo, I'm proud of you. Love seeing you as a dad.
You know what I'm saying.
It's really you know what I'm saying, Because Yo, Bro that that it wasn't motivated by this, but it was part of the motivation exactly what Ike is talking about.
Bro.
We going through the playroom, cleaning stuff up, and there's stuff in there from like kindergarten that my son is now about to be fourteen, and it's just like the handprint is displand Bro, now he's like this and I'm just like, Bro, that shit was just like.
Like emotional nuke.
You know what I'm saying, Yo, Dog, I fell to my knees.
They make these Christmas ornaments and it's had like Sony's face. You can see your face changing, you.
Know what I mean?
Like, Bro, that'sh It's so crazy, dog. Bro, when they get cheekbones, it's over like when we like fracial definition.
That it is like I can still eat Sony's face. I can still do the same thing with seul I be doing that to her face too, you know what I mean. Like she saw the video that we had dropped and she was like, you're eating Shola, Like she was a little jealous, like Nigga, that's my stick, you feel me?
So I had to give her to eat her cheek a little bit.
I'm not right right right, my cheeks hanging off the bone you talking about you.
Know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Right right right?
I wouldn't right, I'm not saying that Nigga designed this fuck you mean, you know what I mean? So, but yeah, yeah, so I had to make up for that. But yeah, she still got them big cheeky soap were cheeky ass family. So I'm hoping she keep the man. If I see them cheekbones and shit, that's gonna break my heart. G It's gonna break.
It's a tough moment.
It's gonna be muck now, Like just be like like you motherfucker, don't do that.
Even that change.
I saw.
I saw a Nigga.
I saw one of my homies. He had his his he posted his son and his son had a chain. I'm like, yo, You're like a dude, Like you know what I'm saying, Like when they started, like a dude, that's different. Gee damn my son.
Like the wallpaper, you know what I'm saying, Like this is like on the phone, this wall paper, it looks like it looks like a fucking like he had a photo shoot. I don't know how he did this, ship, Bro, he gotta bro. He put he put my chains on, he put a hoodie on, and he put the Yankee fitted like that.
He he's a dude and he's a dude.
He's like bro's trapping work.
I'm like, I wake up the future blasted out, the I go in there, this one playing black ops with the lights off with his homeboys on group.
Chat, Like yo yo yo, yo yo, come in yo yo, what the fuck I was painting you? Like last week, I was painting you.
You had to clean.
You had to pull the foreskin back and clean that motherfucker every day. So I got out of diaper's nigga and this nigga right right, right right right, nigga, it's crazy crazy.
I forgave you for ruining the crew neck that I love because you threw up on it. You know what I'm saying, and now you over here, like yeah, yo, can I yo? What size you? What I shoot you with? You got a lot of heat pot Like I'm trying to like, who's gonna.
Get That's kind of fire though too, though, isn't that like?
Yo crazy Jesus the old Dell Beckham a family joint. Bro, there's on two hundred and fifty ships. Bro, I got pion. He's these go crazy Bro like Jesus and he's like, yo word yo, that's yo yo yo. You got the Olympics. J I'm like, yeah, you're playing a home vision in your own home.
Fire bro.
Bro, And it's crazy how big I'm waiting. I'm I was like, maybe y'all are going to reach my my heights. Yeah, you got a long time coming, Bro. I'm gonna keeps a good condition. We don't worry.
Benny in his size ten, Bro.
That that for the first day, the first time you have you can't buy kids price shoes for your kids is like a great It's it's like getting hit.
With a cruise missile.
Bro.
You're like, You're like, hold on, I know how much my shoes costs. Why am I spending that much money on here? He's gonna wreck these ships in two weeks.
Bro.
It's like, oh my god, you know blacktop price.
Yes, It's just it's a.
Too long conversation. I'm like, yo, fam, why do you want these two hundred dollar lebrons?
If you're gonna eat men? Put them on and start smashing cinder blocks with your feet like like you're you're hooping, you're doing all this other stuff, and and.
Like great, they're basketball shoes. That's what they made for. But fam, it's snowing, like put on your snow.
Boots, like you have outdoor shoes. Do y'all do that ship like the place the house.
Shoes pull in my house, bro, because like the whole front is there's no carpet in the front.
Bro.
I'm like, y'all, motherfuckers, take your shoes off. I me beating about the door after school, Like I'm talking about place though, like place shoes like school shoes.
Yeah.
Yeah, he'd be out there with his with his good ship. He'd be out there.
But it's good ship, bro, this guy, this guy the album, he'd be like, yo, chill, like yo, I can't wear these these don't like yo, you put me in an orange hoodie with moch ones. That's crazy that I don't even I'm looking fried up. Once I get to school, I'm.
Like, bro, what like, what what is this.
Going on?
I'm looking forward to all of that shit. I'm enjoying every second. I refuse to wish away a second. But all of that shit seems so much fun.
It is, but you'll be missing the tiny hand I missed the fut the time. All right, we're twenty minutes in. I guess we could get to the first topic. We have five great NBA games yesterday. Uh, we don't need to go like blow by blow, but Merrill, how much did you enjoy watching the Knicks Charlie hustle their way to win over over the Spurs yesterday?
Joe?
It was great because the last next game I went to was Knick Spurs and I was That's when I realized that victim one. But Yama doesn't look like a real person in real life, Like he looks like a CGI that was like inserted into the scene like in post.
You know what I'm saying. But famn, Like I love Michael Bridges, Org mckill. I'm sorry, mckill Bridges, I love him, you know what I'm.
Saying, I love and call it Town's god damn like Bro, oh my god, Doug like that that guy fam for New York.
Fam. I can't even like, I can't even like express expressionist, you know what I'm saying. Because Bro came. I'm like, this must be not there must be like two Dominicans of Minnesota, because this.
Dude came to New York and he just got immediately like bright, like we just come on for Christmas.
You know what I'm saying.
You got your Christmas hand turkey, whatever you got, and you injected they got the injectable flavor shit.
It's like he got here and he got injected with like New York sauce, and he's just like, you know what, the fuck suck And he's like, you know what I'm saying.
Even when he's just like y'all stop grabbing the mic, like it's like he'll still evacinate a little bit.
But on the court, he's like a dog Fam, And.
I'm just like, Bro, I don't know if I just haven't seen enough Minnesota games and he's always been this way, or if there's been a marked improvement in the dogness.
Of cat, you know, what I'm saying, Like, it's it's it's for sure, min it's surprise of the things. One of the criticisms was, like cats too soft for New York. He's not the New York City media is gonna crush him. I have never seen someone who looked more born to be a nick twenty games than in my whole damn life. He looks like he is walking in his purpose in that blue and orange bro like it is wild.
It's like he's like in the second marriage of some ship, like the first one was like very unhappy and he was getting be like you know, abuse, you know what I'm saying, but like he was just like not feeling emotionally abused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Know what I'm saying. And he's just like, yo, you know, this ain't it. And then he just had the courage to to leave, you know, into the arms of his true love in New York. You know. It's like a Hallmark movie though, except except there's no reason but it's not in it.
Yeah, I guess it's it's it's it is like I had a friend who said, he's like, it's really funny. Only in basketball would people be surprised someone looks happier living in New York than they do in fucking Miniatos.
Like like only in sports.
So you're like, wow, I thought New York would be a harder fit for it. Like what do you say talking about.
You? What are we talking about?
It's freezing over there. They got a big ass mall and it's cold. That's all a bronx D. That's all I know about Minnesota. They got a big ass ball and there's mad hold and they have an accent.
You know what I'm saying that people talk about. That's all I know. And Prince.
They got Prince to.
Prince, Yes, Paisley Park, you know what I'm saying. Prince is huge.
But I always think of every time I think of Prince, I think of Indiana because that's where he's.
Like originally from.
Not nice from Minneapolis. That's that's from Garrett. Yeah yeah right, wow.
I'm like, yo, see, that's that's it.
That's the ADHD whoop on my ass because I just heard Prince outlived like jack Nikka pie.
And that's what calls that whole run of statements. Just let you don't have my brain work, yea, it doesn't function like.
A normal im the press.
I heard that in my head and they wait immediately to Mike Prince, Mike Jack.
It's like, look, that's your super power though, you know what I mean, that's that's no one, no one's no one's hardest to mental disability.
Better.
I need to find the.
Fucking cyclocks glasses for my brain. That's what I need. If I find those, I will be fucking unstoppable. Bro. I'd be the Prime Minister of Ukraine hair rusher right.
Now, you know what I'm saying at the same time, you know what i mean.
And they will both be cybergate states, separate, you know what I'm saying, have the old Constitution tho like takeover separate nations. I'd be the prominence of both if I had the ability to harness that ship and control it like how Psyclone does. But I can't.
So it's just like all the time. Yeah, I know, after you showed up, man, we're gonna talk about basketball.
Man.
It's like, yo, y'all ever had yogurt like with stuffing it? Because that ship is different.
Bro, It's like your cryo, what are we talking about?
Shit?
That's I mean, that is obviously that's basically what our shit looks like I write four things down before we start recording, and then we're talking about Tyler and his brothers seeing a ghost, you know what I mean. It was like, but like I think the topic. I think we were talking about the Olympics, Like, you know, it's.
Like, I don't know how we over here, but what are you talking about?
Especially on our Sunday shows, Mike, It's like, here's the run that I'm like, bro with Dookie BT of the Week that could go forty five minutes.
We might need one topic depending on how everyone's doing.
Sure, we absolutely, but that's the Yeah, that's the fun part of it.
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Uh, you know, Broad and Steph are so old at this point that it was like the broadcast team was like getting very like they were they were being pastors, like you don't know how much longer we're going to have this. We had to appreciate every both the two presidents you opened at the start of this game, were your eyes.
Say, Broad and Steath the oldest men in the history of humanity.
The world in the twilight of their lives, Like they're not gonna die, They're going to just stop playing NBA basketball, Like, yes, that was the wildest ship, bro.
Like I'm sitting there, I'm like, am I is this tone appropriate for like a Christmas Day basketball day? Like this is yeah, I can like this is like we're watching like the Resurrection live ship like.
Forty Yeah, miracle was able to even walk after all these NBA files. Yeah it was crazy, but ya but Brown Brown talked this ship. Did you see that At the end of the game. It was like, yeah, Christmas Day is still ours and you know what he's fucking right, NBA whooped the NFL's ass. I don't give a fuck with and say like like Merroll just dropped the motherfucking Kendrick bar.
That's what I feel like.
This ship was like was like Kendrick first Drake right, like like Drake is, NFL is super popular, but real hip hop won yesterday. Bro, Christmas still belongs to the motherfucking NBA. All those games were heaters, dog.
Every single one Dog and and the NFL ones were not bro Yes, Like that Ravens game was.
Scoring two points in front of behind s.
Nigga painted his troud on the base like drunk. He's just like, he's like, what's up. He's like, look, you know, I'm a basketball dude. I don't really be following football too much. What's what's up? I know Lamar Jackson good, I know Derrek Henry's a beast. He's like, what's up with this guy? And then it's a sh strown on the bench like he's actually good. He's like, it don't look good. NFL Christmas date games at a nut show. It'll look good. Watch games on motherfuckers that watch you throw six picks in the game.
I really cannot believe that Houston stunk it up. Hometown seam Beyonce coming to do the Tom Show and you scored two points. The only points you scored were because you tackled a running back. And while Beyonce was watching.
I can't I said, how do you get in sanety?
He said, have you got tackled in I'd say, what that sense doesn't make sense if you watch football, right, yeah.
Yeah, he should be able to just like fall forward and get and get shit. I do think, to be slightly serious, I do think it actually highlighted. As everyone's been talking about NBA ratings and shit, this is what the NBA has. The NFL is trying to be seven days a week, multiple continents, all this other shit. Football is hard, bro, you can't just play. They have the Chiefs. This will be the equivalent of the Lakers playing ten days in a row. They have the Chiefs play three games in ten days. I know, NFL players, you can't do that shit, dog, you cannot do that shit. It is fucking hard. It takes a full week to put a game plan in and practice, it takes a full week to recover from the last game.
And so you know they're trying to monopolize all this shit.
But it's not a it's not a coincidence that all the games that they're having that they're putting his back to back to back suck because it's hot Thursday night. Football already sucks for that same reason. Bro, you play Sunday, you gotta Monday. You still don't even have a body yet Tuesday you're able to like walk, And they're like, this is our game plan. We have one day to practice it. Like it's this is what the NBA has. You could play basketball more often than you could play football.
Yeah, and that's the thing, bro.
To your point, it's like then, it's like everybody keeps talking about the NBA like the product sucks.
The products are like people who took a shit online. It's like the product sucks, the product sucks.
I'm like, my man, you understand that if you do what you're doing in the NFL, you're gonna make the NFL stuck.
And you're already doing that by like by virtue of like what are you talking about.
I'm like, dog, I coach pee Wee's and we're in the film room two days a week, you know what I mean. And it's just like, boa, this is an NFL, right, Like these are car crashes happen in every ten seconds. Like, Fam, these dudes need time to like rejuvenate and like, like you said, game plan and do all this other stuff.
Fam, NFL some of days a week. I don't want it. I don't want it. Like, give me basketball every fucking day, Baseball, Like, give me I watched this shit all day, bro, Give me.
Basketball all day because I know that everybody playing is one hundred percent, Like it's not like yo, I put toward all on my neck just like a walk on the field and like score two points in front of Beyonce.
Nah ma, get that out of bro. Yeah.
And another another advantag the NBA has on Christmas is dudes lock the fucking and level up right. Like we saw Macalbridges have his best game as a Knick. We saw Wimby have forty you know him and macal forty burger is dueling against each other. We saw fucking Kyrie have a twenty seven point half. Like you know what I'm saying. They know the lights are bright and they play their best ball. That's another advantaged the NBA has, as opposed to NFL teams like the Chiefs three games in ten days. They're fucking lip it to the finish line, you know what I'm saying. So they're trying to manage like that. I mean, you get and you can see it too. You can see it in this in the way that the offenses are stripped down. You can see it in the in everything they're doing. They are trying to manage. Everyone's trying to get the game over with quickly.
Everyone's letting the play clock run down because they're just trying to manage it physically, you know. And that I again the NFL, man, you didn't need to do anything else. Just keep printing money. Let the NBA have one fucking day. I appreciate it. Bron talking to shit, Vinnie and I were fucking like we were bumping chess when he said that shit, Bro.
He's like, he said, he didn't say it as a hater either.
He said, I love the NFL, but this is our day, you know, like yes, fucking like you know, other things can exist.
Roger Goodell, you motherfucker you fucking big broa.
Which is crazy because it's like, dog, do you need more money? Doug?
Like what the fuck?
I was like, I don't think there's anything in the world more profitable in the NFL, like maybe cocaine. I don't know, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, but y'all print money. You don't need to do this, man, But you can stick to once a week or week.
And then what's crazy is if you ask any NFL player, like what what you know? What makes it hardest to play a good game? What what prevents every game from being like one of those forty three forty one games? And they'll say not having enough time to recover and prepare and long travel. So what's what is the NFL doing? Let's play six days a week and let's get a team in fucking London.
Like I'm sorry, I felt like.
I don't know, man, And I'm not like a foreign national event like that, so like I can't speak to like how the NFL has perceived in other countries and ship.
But I'm like, fam, you already making bank here, Like what is the point of going to Singapore? You know what I'm saying? Like why?
Like, but it's because they're pissed off when they see the videos of Kyrie and Lebron going to China or Vietnam and be a fucking mob. Roger Goodell is sitting there going, why don't they love Josh Allen this much? Like, yeah, like they want to conquer, you know, like they're trying to car they want they really want to conquer everything. Anyway, good for bron for saying that. That being said, I know, uh, I know, I actually we were at dinner when it happened. But I know the Beyonce halftime show was a fucking but it set a certain bar for Kendrick to hop over with the super Bowl.
What did y'all think of Beyonce's halftime show one on one?
Bro, Like, like, I watched that ship and I was grateful that I lived at the same time as I was like, yo, I was like my soul whispered into the universe.
Dankyyon Like, she's just so fucking incredible, bro.
And and I feel like I feel like she is going to I think that she's already established the Christmas halftime show is something that's going to be a big deal going forward. I think it's going to you know, it's always going to be second fidal to the super Bowl, just because the super Bowl is just big or flat out, But I do think that that she's like instantly made it a tradition that a lot of you know, prominent artists are going to want to be a part of going forward.
For sure, Bro Tyler's red because like I sat there and the combo of the game being so ass and Beyonce being so Beyonce was like like I did one of those things where I just turned around like it was kind of quiet. Everybody's just like watching Beyonce, right, so it's like it's quiet, and I was just like I was just like, yo, we haven't seen an entertainer like this, Smael Jackson.
Amen. It was just like Bro, like one of the moments.
It's just like, Bro, we will waiting in greatness like like like I was just talking about Brown and Staff, like listen.
Man, we don't know how many halftime shows we have left.
So okay, sure that is a forty two year old woman.
You know woman, I feel like she I just feel like she doesn't age, Like I feel like I'm older than Beyonce, Like I keep getting older and she doesn't.
It feels like, you know what I'm saying, it's crazy. Of course he's Corsey's forty two. She's older than me. I mean what I'm saying, But that's crazy, that's crazy.
I know what you mean.
Though she represents an age like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, he's forty two.
Seems like what the fund That explains how when we were kids and our there would be certain celebrities that they look at and be like, you don't understand and I don't give a fuck about this old actor, like you know what I mean, but that but now, but now we understand it. It's like there are people we will see when we are seventy five years old and be like, she's she's twenty six. In my head, she'll never be all. I don't give I don't give a fuck for elbows to go in the wrong direction whatever else. That's the twenty six year old supermodel forever.
Listen, Halle Berry's gonna be halle Berry forever to me, you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't, hey, bro, like they can bring it out an old folks Day or whatever, old timer's day at the Hoscars and some shit, you can get the Vanguard Award.
I'd like, damn bro, like yo, yo, I don't know, you know, you know, short cut Halle I don't know, no, no, no, no, no, Boomerang, Halle, you're a racist.
I don't give a fuck when nobody say, dude, you know what I'm saying, Like that might have been the peak anybody has been there. Boomerang Halle is different. And you know, we kept it cracking for a minute. Two O Earth the kid, I know, older than us. Earth the kid went crazy for a long time, even real when she was thrown to pussy in that Eddie Murphy and Boomerang and Eddie and Won and I was like, what's wrong.
I was like yeah, I was like, see do that to me?
I was like, for real, I got a cancers, man, I can't tell her that motherfucker all fifty six years of that motherfucker you're kidding me, you know what I mean? She was kept it cracking for a minute. You feel me, Yo, scared stupid too, Ernest scared stupid.
That motherfucker they.
Trying to make her look all and goofy. I'm like, I seeped all through that. That's a that's the baddie under that wig nigga. Fuck you talking about.
Halle.
She was so crazy though, because like this is I feel like this is almost like pre like into that now, like everybody was like, yo, she shure titties in a movie.
Scene and like every horny t that was like, oh shit, No there was another not it was sword fish? Will we sword fish?
There we go exactly, not.
No reason to remember that movie.
That's the only hal Cities in it.
That's the only it was sun bathing.
I still see the moment in my head, like, you know, but you're right, you shut up. You showed up at school and it was like you just walked up to a group of people.
Guess what you know? That's all yesterday people.
My older brother told me, yo, what's email? Little little Man old dot com, little.
Man three seven seven at a O L dot com, send me, send me.
To blooding like this.
He went like, bro, I've told this story on the podcast. But we we did have a good friend of mine rock to like fifth grade. He brought a printed out topless picture of Pamela Anderson and it was pixelated as fuck and it was like folded up with like the creases in the paper.
But he printed it. He printed it library at home.
He printed it at home and then like deleted everything on his computer or something. So at that time we thought, oh, like you know, there's gonna be an air strike called in whatever.
But it was like, hey, it was I swear to god, I'm hold up. It was folded into like eights, bro.
So it was like you're standing there, You're having a normal conversation, and then someone would look at him and be like take the picture out, bron, know how bad?
How damn bad?
We were like, I've got it right here.
World War one soldiers, hold on, let go.
Oh my god, bro, greatst crazy though, that's pretty greatest, fifth greatest, I remember. I mean like, yeah, had him having a printer is the craziest part, you know what I'm saying. But like you know what, I'm like, Damn that nigga was rich. You feel me, but like, uh, we would have the little mags that we like, like they still max from their daddy's stash.
You feel me.
And and like before the bus we would be behind the trees looking at the ship. You feel me, Like she got hair down there, she's a real one. You know what I'm saying. Run into the bus when the bus comes, right, we gotta go to the.
Why the woods hot?
We would hit it be hot in the woods. I remember you told us about.
That niggas ass in the woods. Dude, I'm a real country nigga.
Bro, I'm a real cut first time I you know what I'm saying, messed around. I was in a in a field nigga in the middle of the woods nigga like Jason's lyric. God damn country ass nigga Bro, middle school, God damn we outside Bro, the why not just going doors?
Nigga cutry nigga ship nigga shit, Why in the wildernesses wildig So?
What's up for the six bro? Crazy at that time? It's crazy that motherfucker prints that ship out, Bro.
And it's like in an action movie where the dude is like the bomb counter is like going down and he's just and like the bad guys is coming.
They're like knocking on the door and he's just waiting for this ship to like that. That's that's exactly what it felt like pretting out that Peeno Bro took it.
It took it took it took an hour and a half, straight up almost there's another way to print this from the bottom up.
We don't need we don't even need double What do I do?
It's always drinking in color.
He's changing cartridges made print. He's like, He's like, I already used all four cartridges. We're running low.
We just got to the top of the area.
My god, you know, I don't know, Bro.
Well, we finally got to prink in our house that a car getting famn that a countries was like the most valuable possession in the entire household, like valuable than the car.
It was like, Yo, My mom used to run if I had the prince ship for school, Bro, she would run down on me, Bro, like.
Hold on.
Set and make it like light quick draft, do quick trafts.
I promise I'll do qick traftraft.
And then motherfuckers was loud as ship, Like I would like write papers at night and have to print those ships in the morning when my mom was awake, so I didn't wake her up without print.
The motherfuckers were loud, Doug, how does this sound like this?
She shouted, like the trash truck in the fucking in the back room or whatever. Yeah, it shaked the whole table. The wall was vibrating. Is it we got f a eighteen flyover right now.
Or something like? What the going on? My brother got suspended in fourth grade for printing now some ship.
Bro, you feel me.
Pulling up a fourth grade with the with the print out, you know what I'm saying.
What was sewing it to the hole meat And it was too much giggling going on in the back of the you know what, I'm back of the room.
You feel me? Crazy class?
Fourth grade?
In class he was a wild nigga. Yeah.
But it's the thing though.
But it's the thing though.
If you have the image, bro, you're in fourth grade, you have to look at it as many you know what I'm saying.
He was feel me.
And he's trying to stun in front of his homiees sou bro.
Yeah, but I was like, wow, you know what I'm saying, too much, too much access, too much.
And it wasn't pixtulated like the other ship man. Of course he was.
Of course he was tweaking, you know what I mean. Yeah, you were like, hey, that ship belongs in the woods.
Bro. Bro.
I wasn't even mad at him. I'm just like, Bro, we gotta be smooth.
Bro. I get it.
I was there, you know what I mean, But not in class.
Bro.
You know what I'm saying, Let's be smarter, you.
Know what I mean?
He got I understand.
You're at a particular time of life. I know, bro, you know what I'm saying. Come on, bro, you got ask ship. I didn't out of wild out fob a dog not in class. We can do better than them all, man, Come all, man, you tweak it.
I want to talk to y'all about because we have a good percentage of the of the men on the internet who I respect are currently in this zoom call. So I want to talk to y'all. We touched briefly on this Travis Hunter shit previously, and basically what Tyler point was was, you know, young people need to go through their own shit, learn their own shit when it comes to relationships whatever.
But to me, at this point, this is no longer about Travis Hunter and his life.
This is about grown men, forty fifty year old men looking at a kid and seeing content. And what pisces me off about it is couching it in the like I'm the mature one who's looking out for this kid by trying to ruin every aspect of his life that I can get my hands on.
How do y'all feel about this?
And look, this shit is gonna come up over and over again because these kids are famous as fucking fourteen years old. Now, so if we're laying down laws for how adults are supposed to move on this shit, how should we be you know, policing this what should be happening differently?
Damn Yeah to me, it's just it's the whole shit is ridiculous. Bro, like you said, couching it and like, yo, look, I'm trying to look out for a little bro.
You're not.
Bro, You're not.
If he needs a role model, he literally has Deon Sanders that he could go and like, yo, hey, coach Canna.
You what do you think about x y Z?
Like let kids be kids and live they fucking life, you know what I'm saying, And touch the stove and find out if it's hot or not, and just let people make mistakes.
People fucking live their life. Dog, I'm not even gonna say make mistakes.
Let people live their fucking life number one, you know what I'm saying, And like, if something egregious happens, that is newsworthy. All right, Let's discuss it, let's unpack it, let's let's not make a TMZ out of it.
Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying, for like other generation type of ship that's a dive boat.
I'm bringing big dad de sermon energy right now, like because I got three sons.
Bro.
And I'm like at the same time, I'm like, Fam, I don't want you people looking at you this way. You know what I'm saying, Like, if you ever get into this position, you know what I mean. That's the way I look at it. I look at it as a dad first. But I'm just like, Bro, this was my kid, I'd be out there a while and Bro, I'd be out.
I'm fam.
I would be fucking fighting people in the stands type ship. I'd be on the internet, Bro with Bernard.
Johnno mean John snow mean you feel me straight?
The whole internet mean yeah, fuck y'all. You know what I mean, come out.
It wouldn't been the Internet.
It'd be like, I'm going to Bristol on Tuesday. I'm going to fu La on Wednesday. I gotta I got I got a plane charter for the whole week. You gotta take your calendar.
You know what I'm saying.
Myarya stop by Seattle on the way to Vancouver.
You know, just snatch them, both them. I can snatch a nigga here, I can snatch it. Old me gotta.
Right right right.
I feel like Shador called it.
Though Shador said it, he said, Bro, it's a lot of dudes on here that have access to Dion know how to get in touch with Dion and in some way to getting get in touch with Travis. If you really have his best interest in heart, you know how to get in touch with him. But you would rather, you know, speak to online and feed the algorithm.
And for me, it's like this, yo.
You know, if you really are his big bro, you have access to him and the other niggas that's saying I'm looking out for him.
Dog, you aren't his big bro. You can't prepare him for the life.
I can't prepare him for the life he's leading, nigga, my life in no way, you know what I'm saying, compare to what you be doing. I don't know how to set you know what I'm saying, Like, so the people out here are just talking shit.
Nigga.
You you don't have the experiences to prepare him so and he's not gonna listen to you, and he shouldn't, so shut the fuck up. And the other dudes that are you know that, like, you know, the people that he would listen to have access to him. I don't understand why this is get to this point, you know what I mean? And it's like it's to me, it just feels like, you know, people just taking it, take an opportunity to ship on his to shit on him, and it's.
It's it's it's gotten.
It's gotten extremely nasty and disgusting. I hate the ship I hate it.
I hate it.
Yeah, it feels like long ago the conversation got hijacked by like the in cels and the misogynists who are just using it to get their talking points off about how how all women are are gold diggers and and promiscuous and you have to be careful and because women will take you for everything you got. And like you said, John bro, this Travis Hunter is a twenty one year old man who's going to be a billionaire in about four months, a millionaire in about.
Four How can we prepare him for that?
Right?
How can you, as a forty six year old forklift operator, how can you prepare that young man for what he is about to go through?
It? No shot, I'm not forklift operator statement.
Yeh that's you thought, that's good money. You know what I'm saying, A drop one of the motherfuckers. I don't loaves. It's fun as hell, y'all gotta love that, but go ahead, you know what I mean.
It's it's for one, like I said, it's people aren't being genuine with with the angles that they're coming from all this. Like I said, I feel like a lot of people are getting off there. They're in cel misogynistic takes here where they're really just just you know, using this as an excuse to put women down, to put Travis's girl down in particular, and Bro, like I said, it's just different lived experiences, and you.
Have to let that young man live.
Bro, You have to Young people need to learn by experience, you know what I mean, regardless of how shit shakes out, regardless of if if they break up, if they get married and live together forever, have a beautiful life. Who knows how that shit is gonna go. But that twenty one year old needs to find out on his own and get the fuck out. That kid's business man.
Far bros Won Doug. We're not talking about a fifty six year old guy that you went to school with. Or some shit like that, or you you know what I mean? Like this is this is a brother. What what y'all need to do?
Y'all need to get on Bill Belichick ass for having that twenty six year old y'all need to ask what the fuck he on?
That's someone who's gonna.
Get tickets to the cleaners while we heren heud and he so you feel me.
I just did a video about that ship bro on the cording to the camp man. Check it out. You know what I'm saying. It's about Crail Robin Bro. And it's like it goes both ways. Share a guy that thirty seven year old boyfriend, she's seventy seven years old?
Bro?
What the fuck are you gonna to talk about with somebody that is forty years your junior? Man? Like, what are you? There's nothing that you gotta comment talk about all.
The o's in that bank account, that's it, because that's all I've been talking about with that older You know what I'm saying, Like talking about mister.
Print porn, Now that's what you're talking about. What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey?
That ons porn was different? Yeah, that was before your time though you don't know about that. Yeah, but yo, it was.
The talent point.
Man.
It's like to speaking of Taller's point, it's like, bro, y'all are not using this. Y'all are not using this as a teachable moment. Y'all are like, y'all hijacket is to get your bullshit takes off because taking an old video from shortage socials and posting it and being like, hello, well yo, bro, that's not you looking out for bro, that's like you clowning, like clowning trying to get a joke O, trying to get some engagement.
Like come on, dude, So the fuck what no nigga doing that. She's supposed to be doing that at nineteen, my nigga. You know what I'm saying.
It's it's just so crazy that these people are using this instead they're trying to help. I think that's the worst part to me, is is them disguising this hate as help.
Yes, you know what I'm saying, that's so that's so nasty, you know what I mean.
But you're pull grown men pulling videos of a nineteen year old posting on the line of ship on her Come on, bro.
I almost think y'all being too nice though, because it's like I've used the same enguage around, like it's for engagement, they're making content or whatever. Let's call it what it is, bro, and I Look, there's some elements of traditional masculinity. I wholeheartedly believe it. You are being a gossiping ass little bitch talking about this kid. He like, in the name of looking out for young man, you being a gossiping ass bitch talking about this kid's relationship.
Do it, bron, Look again, Like, let's let's let's start this here today. Let's normalize calling immature motherfucker's bitches.
Bro, you're a bitch. Bro. You are a fifty eight year old on the internet.
Yeah, you're not even commenting your God, Joe, did you hear them? But did you hear about Travis's the new video? You know what I'm saying?
Like, what the fuck?
Jo?
That same motherfucker will turn around and clown his wife or partner who he's with for watching lovers blind?
Like, what are we talking about? Bro?
See if it was yeah by fair, Like you're dude.
Y'all are talking about people's relationships. Man, This is what exactly what the Housewives UH franchise is about.
Teenage, damn near a teenage relationship like twenty one year old, like barely adult relationship. Dog, of course, you know what I'm saying, Like, that's it's it's been so nasty. I feel horrible for him, and I feel horrible for her. I don't care what her motives are. She doesn't deserve this, Okay, regardless of what's going on. This is part of it being with the famous person, for sure, but it's just so disgusting. Women get shitted on so much online and it's wild to see how they're treating this ninety well a video that she did it at nineteen, a young woman of this age, shit like come on, dog with her type, so go ahead, go ahead.
And my response to shit like that is always like whenever it's coming from a dude.
Like I'm gonna say our age like forty you know what I'm saying, thirty something, forty fifty, Like it's like, my man, but what were you doing at nineteen?
You know what I'm saying, Like, what was the you know what I mean, the girls that you were dealing with at nineteen? What were they doing? Were they doing the same exact thing they were we? Was we what the fuck are we doing? It was all wiling.
We was all wilent. We all joke all the time about being a wild boy nigga.
The six hours was wild too.
We was all doing each other bad because we're supposed to.
At nineteen. Our home runs are crazy. We just got into develop right right period.
Brain is literally not four. I got six more years before this motherfucker stopped for me. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
It was actually was eight, because it's twenty seven eight, four years before this motherfucker at nineteen, Nigga fu Jame.
Brain has been formed for like forty seconds, Bro, you feel me? He just became here and he grew a beard finally, Yo, do you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying.
The beard said, okay you that was a sign.
That the sign.
It's crazy.
Wild To me, man, what do you expect? What do you expect out of these these Yeah? To me, I'm forty Their children to me, bro, I'm sorry, you know what it is?
The children.
The other thing you know to me is Tyler hit on the head.
Where this got really disgusting was when the like once in so anytime in cells realize like, oh, I could get my message off with this story. You've you've left the train station of like rational conversation. And I just don't understand, Like it seems so simple to me to say, if you would not listen to what racist people have to say about other races, why would you listen to what in cells or misogynists have to say about women?
Like like I, I you know, I love we were talking about.
Grilling or whatever.
I have friends who are vegetarian.
They don't come over here and say steak is the worst thing in the world and I go, wow, oh my, Like what I never thought about it like that, you know, like they've was in the life of being away from the best people on earth. Let them go over there then, Like you don't need to listen to anything they have to say about anything, but especially not women.
Crazy crazy.
Somebody said, it's a bunch of Travis Hunters talking about Travis Hunter. Nah, it's a bunch of people that wish they were Travis Hunter talking about Travis Hunter.
Bro, you're a fucking in cell, you know what I'm saying.
Regardless of how he's acting, that motherfucker getting shit tossed in his ass, you know, and he's choosing to be with her and you mad and you can get a chance to shit on somebody that you have.
You can't. You can't.
You can't sift the same error as this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying.
Come on, I mean, Mari said it, like even who's a Travis Hunter? Dion Sanders is like.
The only one, bro, Nigga? What pride to him? As what Woodson? You know what I'm saying, Like fifteen touchdowns? I no, no, but I'm just saying both ways.
You know what I'm saying, Heisman, The last comparison we have is Woodson twenty years ago.
What the fuck?
There's not many of him, nigga. You know what I'm saying, y'all ain't the same. And it's cool. I'm not the same. We're not the same, bro, But just come on, man, chill out on these twenty one year olds.
All right?
You sound you're looking real weird, you know what I mean?
Shit making making a comment at basket and being like yo, this is wild and then moving on to the next thing.
That's one thing, but digging in bro, and like, yoa I got video from this and this is from a year ago. And this he said they've been together. They doing mad dang yody. He said they've been together five years. This videos from twenty twenty one. That's still me three years together. I'm like, Bro, you're forty seven.
You're late for work.
Bro, you're about to you about to get fired. You gobout to write a research paper.
W You know what I'm saying right, writing a research paper on a twenty one year old relationship? Bro? You know what I'm saying. You can put up blocks. People don't get you together. You know what I'm saying, on the fucking research you've done on this twenty one year oldsite that age of the gossip.
Your kids are crying in the next room. Nigga, Tighten up, nigga.
You know what I'm saying.
Go pick your shorty up. Fuck you do you want to?
Bro?
You know God damn daddy, daddy, daddy. I'm hungry.
No wait wait wait wait, there's a new Travis Hunter video.
You know what I mean? Who's Travis Hunter?
Daddy?
Are you watching Travis Hunter highlights? Dad?
No?
Son disgusting? All right?
You know when you where your when your good friends come over you you open up the good cabinet, right, I've got two topics here that were saved specifically for this moment of having merrill on this the day after Christmas.
Shout out to everyone listening. I hope no one's at work, Bro, I hope to God know U's at work. But I set a couple of these up up on the top shelf for us to talk about.
The first is this our good Our good friend and producer Josh Rodriguez had a very unique and interesting experience our Christmas Eve, which is I was texting with him about this. He knows we're talking about it on the pod. He helped his dad set up a tender account our Christmas Eve.
Whoa Christmas.
He said?
He said, he said, he said his dad needed some help with the technology, and he just straight up asked him. He was like, I don't know how to sign up for this ship. I mean, I mean he's in Miami. That was like, Josh, I need a son, I need some help, And you know, God bless Bro. I just had what a special holiday memory. And we're gonna talk more with Josh about it with the next time he's on the pod. But I just I can't literally cannot imagine that experience a shout out. That's a healthy relationship you got to have with your dad.
Look like it's kind of it's kind of like yo, respectable, like Yo your pumps. You know, yeah, I have that kind relationship. Whether he's not embarrassed to be like yo dog, I'm just trying to get some pussy. I don't know how to do this ship nowadays.
Like, hey, bro, show me how to.
I don't know. I'll be going to the bars and it's not it's not working. Have have y'all seen old nigga s C D numbers.
It's crazy wrap wear a condom. It's nigga, you are playing you. You're playing with your life. If you rolling the dice, you rolling the dice. All because they didn't have to weark comes back then, they didn't have niggat. Listen, I was talking to my dad about this ship. Bro, nigga, if you caught something, you just went to the doctor and they didn't have no ship that stayed. Now we got like super fucking herpee, super de duper herpies.
Just nigga. You know what I'm saying, Like you know what I'm saying this nigga, nigga. You feel me.
You know what I'm saying that it's fighting back against the fucking medicine you used to have, nigga like Bro, and these motherfuckers catch in this ship, the old niggas so because they didn't have to work on us back then, so they don't used to this ship, so it's wild to them.
So like, Bro, retirement homes will tell you outrings happened all yeah there, like chlamydia and ship.
Like chlamydia, chlamydia and chlamydia. Chlamydia goes through that complex faster than covid. Brother, Bro, it just starts on the floor. It's at the top floor.
Nay ash you hear.
Me, Bro, it's nuts, Like I like, Yo, you know, it's holiday season, so you're picking up different relatives and ship.
I'm like the uber for everybody. And I picked up my my wife's aunt and she's you know, you know, fifty five plus retirement situation. Bro, talk about gossip.
She's in the car telling me everybody's business, Yo, and yeah this one got the clap and blah blah blahlah blah, and Yo, they.
Giving out pills. Half the pills is for fucking rhea. I'm like whoa.
I was like, hold on, I was like, you mix over there, Like she's like, hey man, it's like they're cracking over there, cracking.
They ain't got nothing to do.
Yeah, yeah, right, TV is horrible now, you know what I'm saying. What else they gonna do?
They don't know how to use the TV? You know what I'm saying. But they ain't.
I know that they haven't given up though, you know what I mean.
Seventy year old still doing backflips love, that's doing tricks.
Hey, hey brother, that's the technology.
That's the technology available to seventy year olds.
That still makes sense to them. Bro, you don't need to I don'out to log on any Wi Fi. It's no Bluetooth involved. I got about that. Here we go, Here we go.
Ruth bubbles on it, Bro, that's nigga nigga. Like dude, Ruth, seventy year old Ruth Brawn bubbles on it, nigga. And you got forty year old niggas worry about Travis on it. Get like, get like Ruth, nigga, Get like Ruth, Bro, leave that man alone. Get you some business, bitch, Like we said, bigsass nigger bitch at you, Febby.
You know what I'm saying, don't find you a real fuck nigga. You know what I'm saying, y'all? All right? Toping me will too cold from our the genius mind of our very.
Own Dragonfly Jones, but saved specifically to discuss on this podcast. It's really people out there who think this Scooby Doo is more famous Snoopy.
I couldn't believe this, Tyler believe it. I couldn't believe it.
I can't believe Okay, So, so background story, there's this adorable fucking video going around of this cute ass like little miniature shits or whatever, hopping around while there's like this Snoopy display of Snoopy ice skating and the song is playing the Snoopy swirling and that little dog is losing its shit right, And I was like, yo, Snoopy is the world's most famous dog and he's performing his theme song. This is like being at a Michael Jackson concert in nineteen eighty seven for dogs. I was like, this is the world's most famous dog, and people are like, oh, well, well, I would disagree. I think Scooby Doo is more famous as Snoopy. Motherfuck aware here, dog, Like, I really don't think people realize how big of a deal like Snoopy and Peanuts is. Dog Like, Like to call Snoopy like a pop culture phenomenon is underselling it, dude. Like Snoopy is like Americana nigga like like he is, Like Snoopy is like on that tier with like the super Bowl and McDonald Snoopy is like the big map of cartoon characters, bro.
Like that's how big Snoopy is. Scoopy is school.
Scoopy might be the second most famous dog in the world, but he ain't fucking with Snoopy.
Snoopy in a whole different league. Dog, dog, Let me.
Just fam this and this is talent, super cooler. This is why he's a tremendous creator. Like I'm not even gonna say content because this motherfucker just be creating. I had no idea, I was so passionate about this, and so he just run it up.
Like I'm ready, I got I.
Got my I got my defense lined up in my head of why Snoopy is more popular than Scooby Doode. Like it's like I got like the little fat bullet points in my brain as she's talking, like, Oh, I got I'm ready, I'm loaded up. I didn't even talk about this until you just mentioned it. Now I'm invested. Snoopy is one million more popular than Scooby Doo. Bro, Are you crazy? Like who would even disagree with that? That's crazy?
Bro. Snoopy is so.
Famous that, arguably the world's famous, most famous rapper currently living, named himself after Snoopy.
Snoop Dogg.
You know what I'm saying, obviously is a play on Snoopy.
You know what I'm saying, And he is one of the most famous rappers of all time, like culturally speaking, like I'm talking about Americana like he is. Bro.
He could be over here smoking weed, he could be over here with Mark Destoret. He's just like touching everything. That's number one number two. Bro. There's no Scoopy Dude Christmas Special, Bro, that comes on every year. It was not wheeling the TV into your classroom.
To show you the Scoopy Dude, Like you know what I mean? Like, no, you're wild Scoopy Dude with no get him out of here, Bro. Snoopy is like an icon. He's like America's Hello kiddy.
You know what I'm saying, Like.
Does anybody wants Scooby do anymore? Does anybody Wantchoop do anymore? Nobody wants speak with the youngest. They had a bunch of like Spigger with the youngest. It might be a generational divide there. But but but but yeah, Bro, Scoopy ain't fucking with Snoopy. Look, Bro, like y'all see the mother y'all see the motherfucking tree in my background. I put that motherfucker up every year. It's the only Christmas tree I've ever put up in the crib.
You know what I'm saying.
That's how how how embedded in culture Snoopy and Peanuts is dog. And like Merrill said, Bro, when the holiday seasons roll around, Dog, tuck that ship in. It's it's Snoopy Tom Snoopy, Snoopy coming for his corners. Dog starting from Halloween with It's a great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, you know, to to the Thanks Skimming Special, to the Christmas Special, and then and then while we bullshit and the motherfucking Valentine's Day Special, like they own are Snoopy owns the holidays. Dog, He's the mother He's the headliner at the Macy's Parade.
Know what I'm saying.
Years running, he's Marlowe standfield of the Holidays.
Baby, you know what I'm saying.
Anybody, And it's like popping for a time. It's Bluey like they had Blue out there in Mason's Parade. Snoopy still top top top of adult, top of blue trying to be Snoopy.
You know what I'm saying. You know when I say that, Bluie's aspiration and I love Blue.
Yeah, but she's got to do it for another two world wars to get to Snoopy.
Bro, Like that's just the facts.
Like like Snoopy was a pilot in World War One, Bro, Like you was shooting down the baron in World War One.
Brother, Like, come on, my daughter's there's a Snoopy show now, my daughter's three years old. Watch the funk out of Day? Can we watch Snoopy? Can we watch Snoopy?
Like, come on, man, you got you got a better sidekick and everything, Bro, Scooby got what shaggy mother fucking scrappy Do. It was just a smaller Scooby Doo Like scrappy Do was fun though Scrappy Doe was fun.
Yeah, for real, all that I wanted Scrappy he was ready to throw him hands nigga.
Right in twenty twenty five, Scrappy would be.
Calling niggas bitches. You know what I'm saying.
Crappy, Oh fucking with scrap put Okay, okay, I'll give Scrappy this honors.
There ever been a fictional character where it was hilarious a higher percentage of the time when a real life person got compared to that fictional character.
It was always hilarious.
When someone got called Scrappy doo Broight to hold me back, ass, figure, what's called Scrappy doo bro.
Scrappy deserves better.
Scrappy deserves better.
Yo, I'm gonna say his name to talk about man is like a smaller dude. He's a short kid, you know what I'm saying. So one day he dressed like Halloween. We went to a Halloween console party and this one of the dressed up and Scooby dooe and it was just like, my man, you're five three, do not Scooby doo.
You scraped me? And it was a wrap that It's like.
He could not escape it.
And he was smart to lead into it, Bro, that he there was gonna be no joke if he thought that, if he thought.
I'm snooping now, Bro, we can cut it out.
Turn that daman scrappy dude, Bro talking about yeah and and and popularity is sime and not even again on some some j cole certain level of intellect ship.
Yo yo. Peanuts.
Peanuts hits like emotional cores a Scooby Dooe never could like there are nigga.
Have you ever seen Snoopy come home?
Emotional ass fuck Bro the movie when Snoopy went back and see his original owner, the girl that was in the hospital, and then he came back and he was like, you know, saying his goodbyes and everything.
Dog.
I remember being a kid being torn the fuck up watching that shit, like like Bro and on some real shit, on someo real shit. I think Charles Schultz, the author of Peanuts, I think he is legitimately one of our graded one of modern America's greatest philosophers. I legitimately believe that because there is like with Peanuts, there is a philosophy that he's expressing in it. And it's not even some shit where you gotta put your thing cap on it. It's blatant as fuck where it's not like a happy go lucky story where it's like, just keep trying and one day you'll achieve what you want.
It's like, no, bro, you your best might not ever be enough in this life.
Like so many, so many storylines and that shit are just people who are just never going to achieve what they want. Snoopy is never going to shoot down the red Baron. He's never gonna write that novel he wants. Charlie Brown's never kicking that football. He's never gonna win a baseball game. Like so many of the relationships there, the crushes that that they have. Everyone on Peanuts who likes someone, that person doesn't like them back, bro, Like Charlie Brown likes the red haired girl. We never even see her, we don't know her name. She don't give a fuck about him. Lucy like Shrolder Shorter, don't give a fuck about Lucy. Motherfucking Sally. Who the fuck is Sally? Like Sally like somebody who didn't get yes no, no, no no, Sally like Linus because Sally is Charlie's that's right, Sally like Linus. Linus didn't give a fuck about Sally So yeah, bro, and it was It's like he his whole Charles Shows Hold ship was like, Bro, there's going to be a lot of us who are not living the lives that we want. But the what's important in this life is always trying, even if you'll never achieve that ship and being surrounded by friends and community and loved one like like that is the whole ship with Peanuts and Scooby dude, just like ro ragged that where's the monsters?
You know what I'm saying, it's.
Little ship, ro Raggy.
Motherfucker.
Y'all know that's a human every time. I never understood why y'all were scared to death of these motherfuckers. Me, you knew it was a motherfucking a mask every episode, every motherfucking time. You know where Wolf that's Ralph the janitor nigga?
Like what what?
Why are y'all running from this motherfucker?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah? Yeah, boy, do I need to learn here?
Going from the philosophy of Shults to Scooby talking was such a drastic like how could anybody say, bro, pull that that was suck?
I mean, Scoomy couldn't even deliver John Schultz's philosophy.
You know what I mean, don't always speak each other for right, might not be enough.
Runs, might not want to the rains in that is so impressive.
Shout out the Snoopy R and P chall show. That's one of my favorite. Set out to Bill Watterson too, because he was on the same type ship.
You know, it was Calvin and Hobbs, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Calvin that same way.
I think it's like anything that starts out written, you know what I'm saying, Like you gotta rte this like it's a comic strip, Like you gotta read it and digest. It's always going to be deeper than something that y'all just fucking animated, sh and throw some voices on.
The written word has more weight. The written word has more weight, you know what I'm saying for whatever reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peanuts, bro, you got gotta get that message across in three panels.
You know what I'm saying. And Sunday papers and ship, so I think like that's part of it. But right, like you gets to be out of here, man, what are we talking about?
Like niggas, niggas just yeah, that's crazy, crazy, like like.
Like you said, you need to hold warns under your belt, like you're not You're not him, like John is coming from the silent film er.
You know what I'm saying.
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