The Jenkins & Jonez PodcastAfter briefly celebrating the Los Angeles Dodgers winning the World Series, the guys discuss the Love Is Blind Reunion episode! #volume
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Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Fucking Podcast Network Gets. It's Thursday, October thirty. First, it is Halloween. We're gonna talk World Series for a couple of minutes, but mainly this is our love Ist Blind reunion recapped episode. We're not gonna have another regular episode for a little bit, so we wanted to start with the World Series. But as always, Jenkis and Jones's hosted by the Jethro Jenkins aka John at aka the number one Dot hater.
No I like dots.
I just don't want to spend my Halloween pulling gum out of my teeth. There's too much other candy to eat, you know what I'm saying. So that's one way to anyway. What's that bulbas.
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What I mean?
Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler Hey everybody again, he's distributing munchies on Halloween, going into his own reservoir.
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We are producer as always a BYuT the lovely and talented Jackson staff On and Josh Rodriguez.
To take this opportunity to say that I messed up and I forgot to get our live tweet off.
I just tweeted, if you guys can go Phil.
Brother, there's a lot of people untenable.
There's people in the chat agreeing with you guys about dots.
I like dots.
I know, I like.
I don't I would never I would never get them.
Outside of Halloween. I think it's maybe why I like them on Halloween.
Yah, I would never buy dots.
My family, me or anyone in my family would never buy dots, so I would only ever get them on Halloween.
That I was making a gameplay point though, and he's correct. Like I likes I like toffee a lot, but I do not want a heath bar on Halloween because then you have the toffee is embedded in your molars and you're eating skittles that taste like toffee.
It's still it's still still special to maybe on Halloween because I never get them otherwise.
I do understand that people don't buy I love dots.
I only buy dots if I'm like at a theater and they have them or something, I'm never like, are you a person St.
Louis Nigga? It is probably regional. You know what I'm saying. I say ambulance, ambulance. Yeah, theater, theater probably like you mean ambulance, I'm like an ambulance, Nigga. Regional. But uh yeah yeah, but I don't actually go.
I'm not going to Target to buy dots, so I do understand your logic as well.
Yeah, all right, Well, the Dodgers won the fucking World Series last night. I think you can see why I was stressed about all the ways that it could have gone wrong. And thankfully the Yankees poured more urine down their leg than is on the average subway car.
The defense in the fifth inning.
I've truly never seen some shit like that before, and I think he struggled to put it into context for people and what that would look like in other sports. Aaron Judge dropping a routine flyball that I would scream at my son, and I do not scream.
At kids playing baseball.
I would have screamed at my son dropping that fly ball because he looked at first base to see if he could get a double play. That is like not even little league shit. Little leaguers do not drop routine flyballs to center. I don't even know how to put it into context. The Yankees collapse, the Dodgers were the better team. I do feel like the better team won the job they did getting to a World Series championship with three starting pitchers. One starting pitcher who was available on opening day was available in the playoffs, and they somehow win show. Hey, guess his first ring? Mookie gets his third ring Freddie Freeman. One of the all time great World Series performances. It was a great day for the guard of Bassio family. My kids were going crazy. Maya found a way to include herself. She was reading from her book of spells she got. She was reading good luck incantations.
Oh I love that.
It was great.
You know, every time a little boost, she would bust that out. So you know, we found a way to make sure everyone was included in the house. And we were all screaming and going crazy as the fireworks started one point five seconds after the strikeout.
Speaking about the fireworks, I actually I watched on YouTube TV and that's a little delay, so I knew he struck out because the fireworks started like before you know what I'm saying, Homie got into his motion, you know what I mean.
So I was like, it's over with and know what I'm saying. I looked around like, oh.
Shit, you know what I mean.
People ran out in the streets. There was like a family across the street ran out in the streets. People are honking the horns.
A little kid in the fen was like.
Fuck yeah, like it was. I'm like, I love sports, bro, but yet that that fly out, Like if you look at Judge's face, he thinks there's no way possible that he can drop that ball. Yeah, I've never seen somebody more shot, like than the slow motion than when he dropped that fucking flyout.
I that it was almost like it even like the.
Flight of the ball. It was coming right at his chest. There's like no way it could have happened. It's crazy. Gee, Like he finally gets a home run, he gets gets shit going a little bit, you know, he looks like himself a little bit of bat and then he fucks up in center field. Bro, he got something to prove Next year, To be.
Clear, he's gonna be possibly a unanimous al MVP. You know what I mean, It's like, like I don't even know.
It would be like.
There isn't even a basketball analogy for it, but it would be like Steph Curry bricking a layup and missing the backboard on a game winning let you.
Know what I mean, it's just Ron missing a dunk wide open, you know what I mean, Like, I mean he did do that in Game seven.
Yeah, but but that's where it's like, see, but there's still more of a physical competent, like catching a fly ball, that's your warm up, you know what I mean, Like that's your Like that's yeah, I don't know, man, it really yes, you're you're right. The slow mo was was was crazy. But also Garrett Cole not covering first base. Yeah, Like I understand sometimes relievers come in and you know, they're just trying to throw the ball one hundred ten miles an hour. They forget those responsibilities. But like, you threw one hundred some of the pitches. That's a starting pitcher, that's an All Star, that's the like, that's one of the best pictures, that's one of the best pitching performances, and he just forgot to cover first base.
Bro, Like I think he thought Homie was just going to, you know, like be able to you know, get the album.
But you can't.
Can't assume that week world serious, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah not not yeah.
For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. It's just yeah and crazy, crazy fucking in it. And that was Judge's first error of the whole season for him, and he.
Only had one. I just looked it up. He only had one last season, and he had zero the season before that.
I mean, it's hard to make airs in center field, like because if you don't get to a ball, it's generally not going to be scored an air, Like you know what I mean, if you're running, you die, They're.
Not going to score that in air. You literally kind of have to do what he did.
And it's a player of that caliber, a player in the major league, and he's just not gonna drop a I mean lost the lost the fly ball to center field that he had to turn and look over his shoulder. He lost it and still, you know, I mean, you just I don't even know how many times, if you're a major league centerfielder, you have repped that literally millions of times, you know, like Josh Howard.
I gotta Josh how Josh just fucking mis report.
Aaron Judge will never drop a fly ball like that ever again in his career, I guarantee.
You, unless he makes it to the World Series.
Like I just I'm not a y'all know on this podcast, none of us really are, Like he doesn't have a clutch gene. I just don't see sports that way. Yeah, I don't know how to describe what happened to that dude in the world here.
Yeah, I don't know how to hit my home run and I thought everything was all well he hit okay yesterday too. That Yankee team was just so frustrating to watch. They were the worst base running team I think I've ever seen from a Yankee team in my whole life. Even though they made the World Series. Situationally, they were never good. Their defense was streaky at best.
I know, I know, I know, we got to get to the Love is Blind recap, But did you hear whoever the TV play by play guy.
Is for the Yankees? Did you hear the comment he made about them?
I think it was in the end of the regular season, or maybe it was the first series where like they got picked off it was like the fifteenth time they got picked off in a couple of games or something, and he goes, that's what the Yankees do.
They run the bases like drunks.
John Sterling the radio announce here, Yeah they do.
I mean I can both be the ball hit off the wall from second base and you don't score like they're just the whole playoffs where it was just like man, you guys don't know what you're doing.
Like arable baseball team.
The Dodgers clearly the better baseball team deserve it, So congratulations to Los Angeles the better teams.
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All right, Love is Blind time, We're gonna turn it over to the Love Is blindmeister Tyler, take it away, brother.
Alrighty, So the much anticipated reunion where we wanted to see a lot of shit. We wanted to get a lot of closure, a lot of see a lot of loops get closed. They got right to the They got right to what we were.
Tuning in for.
The first topic of discussion was Ashley and Tyler. And you know I talked to you all about this. I was like, bro, from the previews that I saw, like, I think Ashley is staying put because you know, they teased it with her saying who you think knows more me or the Internet?
I was like, Oh, she's stand out.
When I saw that in the preview, I was like, she's staying And basically that was the sentiment that she had, you know, during that discussion. She she was like, you know, she said that they had talked off camera and there was they were debating on if they wanted to keep that private, but ash was like, I think the view would deserved to know this whole story, which gives credence to the homie David Dennis's theory. He said that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because Dave's theory was whenever you see them on a couch, he feels like it felt like they were rehashing conversations that happened off camera, and they flat out a minute that they were like, you know, we had that conversation in private, then we decided to you know, rehash it, you know again for the cameras. And basically, bro like, as she just talks, she's she's drinking off the dumb dumb juice. She's not going anywhere. That girl is head over heels for that dude. And it's wild because I just got to vibe from Ashley that she was not someone who takes shit right, Like that was the vibe I always got from her, but to see how how she's just buying you know whatever Tyler's selling and and bro.
And even had the mom in on her, and the mom was like, they're.
An inspiration to me, you know, the way they communicate, And motherfucker. Vanessa was like, this was such a perfect lovester. I was like, Bro, are we do y'all know the shit?
We know?
Because it just felt so surreal. But like I said, Bro, I'm not gonna get upset for someone who's not upset. Ashley isn't upset, So fuck it. I mean, if you like it, I love it.
I mean, there was some I felt like it was a reasonable It was a reasonable There was good reason.
For how she felt, you know what I'm saying.
I felt like when they discussed it, I didn't feel like he was as much of a monster as he was. He seemed like, you know, they had these discussions prior any of the footage that we've seen, she's seen, you know what I mean. So she said they talked about it differently off camera, and he was trying to withhold certain things for particular reasons, maybe because it was in court. I don't know what the fuck was going on at that point. But regardless it didn't, she doesn't. I don't think she seems dumb to me or like she's, you know, getting played. I feel like she's decided that she wants to be with him, and she and there was some things that were being told that we didn't see on camera. Speaking to the fact that they said it was edited weird, you know what I mean, Like and they rehas certain things, and he said, like, I don't think so, but they had already had a conversation prior to that that he was he just was trying to, you know, shape it a particular way on camera, you feel me, And they spoke to that. So it doesn't seem like she's getting played or you know, playing herself.
It just seems like she knows the situation.
Maybe the the you know, the old girl, like the the kid's mother.
Maybe she is not being one hundred percent honest. We don't know that either, So I don't know. We'll see, we'll see.
It's a it's a crazy situation, but I don't think it's as he's I don't think he's as much of a monster as I felt he was on the show.
After the explanations.
The mother of their kids has came out and said that he has not seen those children in a year since he's She said the day before he left, that was the you know, to go to the pause, that was the last time he saw those kids. Like, look, I know, it's a unique situation where you're you're you're being the quote unquote sperm done or what whatever have you.
I get that.
But for him to say, you know, to be a staple in those kids' lives and to say that that's what he wanted, he wanted to be a father, even though it was a very unique situation, And for him to just go on the show where he's gonna find a wife and then be like, nah, I don't want to do that anymore.
That's fuck shit, Doug. I mean.
The relationship, Yeah, that's what's happening. I don't know that's what's happening. Also, I feel like I'm speaking to their relationship in them in particular. You know, I'm the kids situation. I don't know all the information on that. That's function if that's the truth, But based upon what we saw last night between those two, it seems like, you know, she knows exactly what's going on. He was up front with her at least off camera, you know what I mean, And she made she made because.
She loved them.
The caveat to this will have two things to say.
One first is that him referring to them as those kids was insane, absolutely fucking bonkers. No matter what stage of her relationship he is with them now, him calling him those kids is insane. Second, there is now as the me doing the millennial TikTok obsessive thing of trying to get all the backstory.
There is the.
Baby mama's mother, so the kids, the young kids, grandmother, the baby, the baby grandmother was on some Instagram live or TikTok live thing with some love like reality TV show, you know, internet person and she was basically saying, this is Tyler is swindling us again, and that that because that they're they were discussing that because of the timing, that that they were saying that Tyler was trying to keep the baby mama quiet for as long as possible using some pretty crazy threats.
We don't know what it's true. I don't know what's true.
The baby mama is saying that Tyler is like threatening to kill himself if this stuff comes out and that there she's hypothesizing that Tyler.
Was classic manipulative, classic, she's theorized that Tyler.
I wouldn't be surprised that was true.
Stage Apparently she's she's thinks that he's trying to keep he was trying to keep the Baby Mama quiet until the reunion was filmed, because the the Baby Mama's videos came out very recently, and this reunion was filmed dimly, like a month ago, So there is now some some potential that what we saw from Ashley we don't know.
Obviously we don't know, but it's possible that that actually.
Didn't have the latest information that the Baby Mama had released when this reunion was filmed.
I do trust her saying, Ashley saying she has information, and they talked off camera. I thought it was interesting that they acknowledged they pulled the curtain back on, like no, and then we felt like we needed to recreate it for the camera. I was surprised that they did that. Generally speaking, it's like pro wrestling. On reality shows, there's usually no acknowledgment of the editing process, the production decisions, and they did that twice on this show. Because they also talked about the producers sitting Leo and Brittany down to be like, we don't believe in you at.
All, you know what I mean, a situation too ahead.
Yeah, oh yeah.
But so so I believe her that she you know, she's she's informed, she feels informed.
You know.
I think what Mina was saying had some credence to it that it seems like the producers understood this was a hot button. This was just say like, you can't get near the third rail on this, there're shit in court all this other stuff. And I did maybe I'm being manipulated too, but I did believe Tyler. Tyler's regret at the kids being you know, like you're talking about their birth certification of being posted online and ship like that. Like I believe his regret in that, And I think maybe he was naive and thinking that that situation was resolved enough to allow him to go on TV without a without getting dragged out like that. But I do think once it gets into it, he says, she said in what is a very unique birth scenario, you know, I don't know, I just sort of back away from it, and like, you know, y'all do y'all, I you know, you're not my friends. I don't have to, you know, be that invested in this. Like Tyler said, if he really you know, if her version of events is true, he's a fuck ass motherfucker for sure.
I think there's some of.
That regardless, that's a lot of con that's a lot of syllable shaped Yeah, yeah, you did, right, But I hated it for you go ahead.
But uh yeah, so I don't know. I don't know.
I but on the whole, I was happy with like where they seemed to be. But it was funny like Tyler's so right when when she was like this was a fairy tale love story, It's like, where is the fairy tale?
Like this is a Grimm's brother fairy.
Fairy tale is putting a spell on her. I'm telling you, fairy tale is cooking something up.
I don't know.
I mean the crows are pecking eyes out to say they're gonna put tho kids in a culture or some ship like one of those fairy tales.
Yeah, I did.
Trust Ashley, though, I think actually talking made me believe Tyler Moore, you know what I mean, It wasn't Tyler in his words, but like Ashley's, you know, account of what happened, I made things seem more reasonable.
So yeah, I mean, and as she just might flat out on my care, she just might be one of those chicks ands like, well he he did that to her, That ain't got shit to do with me. But the whole thing is that bro that that that pendulum always swings back. Dog, you know what I'm saying. It's a character issue. If he did that woman wrong, it's a matter of time before he does you wrong. It's that simple, dog. But yeah, But moving on, the next couple we discussed was Ramses and Marissa. Boy, yeah, it's it's it's still still pretty tense between those two. Marissa, you know, came out there said that you know, she's still hurting. It's a year later, she said, you know, watch you know, rewatching it. You know, broke back all the emotions that she had. Uh, And you know Ramses is still up there doing his bullshit about energy and I it was.
It wouldn't have been fair to both.
I've already poisoned to the reservoir. Batman, You'll never get it out with the goofy ass pan so.
Joker looking at me, looked like Prince nineteen eighty nine Batman saynd track.
Them two little weak ass braids are gone gone.
He realized how dumby fucking look you feel me? Thank god, so ended up lighting his ass up right.
Those motherfuckers cut still stupid though, the haircut still though. We'll go Aheadah, did you see the the te's for Rams, for Marissa's mom confronting her where they showed her silhouette and they showed her holding sisters. Did you think upon that ship and we'll have a mom who confronts one of the panelists and they showed her.
Yeah, but yeah, it was it was. He has some bars for his ass though, for sure, but go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, And it just it just you know, Rams is just leaning on the same playbook. You know, there's nothing changed with him. You know, Marissa is still hurt and she told him, you know, she's she's really sick of the bullshit that he's selling her. Mama got on him, said, you know, they had a conversation face to face.
And and and you know, I don't.
Know, it's it's just it's just so wild, like like our all concerns with this couple was the chemistry is so hot that flames gonna burn out, and that motherfucker.
Yeah, they for sure crashed and burned.
Dog, they were still fucking though, Yeah.
They still fucking like like on that, I was like, girl, But I mean, I get it because to her, I have never I have never in my life had a I never want to see you again break up like That's usually how my breakups went, too, Like we agree that this shit ain't working, but you know, we it's we don't quit each other cold turkey. You know what I'm saying. She's still gonna come due on the weekend. We're gonna cut tackles and fuck or whatever, you know, for a month or so. You know, So I understand that that sounds like a great weekend, bro.
Great without the responsibility. No, boy, nigga, I did not. I did not.
You know, I did not condemn Arissa for that because I know that's usually how a lot of breakups go.
But ye, man, I feel like I do I understand what Like I think some part of it. I think I think he's full of shit. I think he's full of shit. Nothing, you know, nothing will really change that. I do think it was weird. Everybody was saying, when you knew you were having, you know, doubts, you should have been forthcoming immediately.
I mean how hot they were at one point.
It's gonna take some time before you're like, let me process this and then do it.
You know what I mean.
I love what she said. What the mom said was like thank you.
You know what I'm saying, like thanked him for you know, like not because I was like, yes, you know what I'm saying.
That was a bar you feel.
Me because I don't feel like he deserved her, and I do love that nick lashe and he was real respectful with Rams. This was just like, yo, you are like, don't feel like you need to change for anybody.
I'm so glad that was said to her.
I imagine other people just said that, but that was the most heartbreaking part of it. You know, people break up and it sucks, and we've all been there and it hurt, been hurt, you know what I mean.
But for her to go to the point like what can I do? That hurt me?
I'm like, baby girl, you know what I'm saying. You don't need to do shit. Fuck this nigga. Go find a nigga that won't you you know what I'm saying, Like he's out there float a.
Bro like learn to love a little white guy who's like centered.
It's just like that's the like, that's the that's thee.
With a white man.
Yeah, my.
Formula, take another one, take another one away.
In my experience, in my experience, congratulations, No, but I but I do think it's like she was she she went too far outside her lane. She like if it's not boat on, like, you know, she needs to find someone who is in the military and is like liberal for the military, you know what I mean. Like that's what she's that's what she's looking for. That like and we made fun of him for, but she's looking for a My radical belief is that everyone should be able to eat food.
Like that's what that's her speed, you know what I mean.
There are lots of people in the chat, or a few people in the chat saying they don't fuck with Marissa for how she stood up for Hannah.
We will get to that, I promise we we'll get to the Hannah stuff.
But just talking about Marissa and Ramsay specifically, she is the victim.
He's an asshole, let's be very clear.
And I hate you could be a victim and still be like, still be an asshole or that's what life is.
This specific relationship with her and Ransom.
The other thing that I hated about is they were like, I was, I forget if it was a nigger of Fessa. One of them asked him, is there anything else you want to clear up? And he was like, I know everyone's pissed. I know everyone is mad about the condom thing. But let me be clear.
We talked about and I'm just like, bro, stop trying to walk it back.
Not trying to walk it back, he's trying to let He's trying to let people in his instagram dms know exactly if they're finding that.
How many conversations you had separate from that one?
You were straight up like, I don't care about you and your body Like.
Here she said, she even I think that I saw some of the words she's said.
I don't the figure where I saw it.
Maybe on TikTok whatever, the folks you'd rather be sending me all this ship, you know what I'm saying. But she said something was she said that conversation didn't quite go like that, so she spoke to that. So I understand he would want to take up I mean because that that looked horrible. So if she's saying it didn't go quite go like that, she you know, she called him out on all his bullshit, you know what I mean. So I don't think she would just take up with for him for no reason. She was like, uh, that quite didn't quite go like that.
But that.
Having that is the one thing he wants to exactly what.
I was a dickhead.
But all of the other women out there, that's.
A deal breaker for you, it's not a deal breaker for me.
What I hated about him too, was that his fucking he had a thumb.
Hole in his sleeves, I know, shirt and.
That is the nastiest, groofiest ship bro under a jacket, bro, you know what I'm saying, Like.
He did y'all ever go to school knowing you were gonna get beat up, bro, or like knowing that it was some like it was something coming for you that day.
I had, I had, I had a ZiT on my nose that was crazy, and I used to fire niggas up and I'm it was my turn that day.
I knew it was my turn.
Did you dress up like a riddler Henchman.
Nah, nigga I had.
I had on my best nading fucking jacket and choose dressed up really good.
They could get me for that. I tried to lay down in class and they couldn't see my nose.
But you know, niggas was Niggas was like, nah ba ba, it's your turn. You've been heating us up for two years. It was my sophomore year, Nigga bro Niggas.
I remember this one, Nigga Matt. I was head down, this is real quick, my head down in class, you know what I'm saying. Spanish class, Mister Stewart looked up.
Mac was high as fuck on some acid and colored a whole paper both sides, red balled it up and taped it to his fuck.
I looked up and then they started throwing it around class and I had nothing. I had nothing. I remember. I remember my nigga Craig was like, yeah, nigga, it's your turn, ain't it?
How to feel like?
He was like how I feel because I used to be heat niggas up?
But yeah, yeah, man, yeah, I do know how that feels.
They let you up.
They did my ass up. That was like, yeah, that the zip was like, it looked like an eraser.
It.
Let me do a segue. He threw that.
He threw that ball, that red piece of paper, you like a grenadeo.
Onto Nick and Hannah.
You know, I didn't know what ex to really expect from this couple, but I didn't expect for ship to get feisty like this. I thought that that, you know, I was like, I wouldn't be surprised if they were homies, if they were hanging up bar hopping and shit like that, because it seemed like the breakup was pretty it was pretty amicable.
It seemed like, you know, it wasn't any bad blood there.
But they come there and bro, and you know, Hannah's got a new look, like she slipped down.
You know, she.
O Zimpy o Zippi. Yeah.
Look, you know she came out there White was like, I didn't even know who the fun that was at first, you know what I'm saying. Wait, yeah, and and basically, you know, the big story of of of of their conversation was that Nick was talking about how he was just not attracted to her behind her back. He said that she was a five out of ten. He called her a grenade that grenade. That's some that's some Jerseys stor ship.
Only Steven is a person that admitted to that. I don't trust ship that comes out of Steve's mountain.
But anyway, no, no, no, no, no, no no, I think that was proven no, no, all yeah, Monica, Monica.
Monica said that Stevens told her, is like yeah, yeah.
Alex, Alex to Alex to so you know he he for sure was talking about it. But and and and the male and the male fiances were telling them no, he said, he said she wasn't attracted. But the grenade part.
The only person that said the grenade part happened Stephen, and he told Monica and Monica told everybody else the other ship he said, like they admitted to him not fucking with her grenade.
Isad as wow sort but he yeah, yeah, yeah, he was talking though. That's that's what I never called.
I never I never heard. I had never heard that before. That's a Jersey thing, Josh.
That was Jersey.
Sure ship, bro, that's what the that's what those dudes used to call the ugly girl in a group of pretty girls. They were like, who's gonna happen with the grenade?
He definitely said that because I know he watched Jersey Yeah, definitely said that ship.
Oh my god, deductive reason suggest.
Because because when they just seemed such a wild thing for the but like, I know he watched Jersey Show.
Okay, the math mask, okay makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, so And that was the funniest part about it is is when when Monica was like, you know, Stephen, we know that you said these things, and then they just asked Stephen. They were like, Stephen, did he say it? And Steve was like, yeah, ye, Stephen didn't give a buck. Steve he was broke or whatever. Dog, He did not give a fuck. He just was like, yeah, he said the ship and bro and yeah. And then you know Shorty that what's her name, that the one who kept calling him cuting and all that, she popped up there too, Katie and yeah, Katie, She's like, I.
Never knew you were so bad at me for all this time. I sit flowers and everything that was nigga. I put my face.
And then Marissa's mom, Marissa's mom with a little comment of like she made you feel like ship for a whole year. Marissa's mom low key like she's the oracle of DELFI of this whole fucking season, bro, she like one time the whole season, even being a crazy, motherfucker crazy person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In that situation, he was telling his homies, he wasn't didn't find her attracted. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, nigga. Everybody made it seem like what what what? What Hannah was doing was being a straight up dickhead too. He was like, it is a hit to him. He was just telling his homies. Yo, Yo, I'm underwhelmed.
You feel that is part of the experience each other.
It's not wrong for saying he ain't really tripping off below yo. I'm gonna see what time it is you feel me, but like, I'm not really fucking with it at first glance.
And nigga, she.
Didn't fuck with him too. You want me to say, look, you are five out of ten, but I'm gonna see what's going on you. You know, like you said you were short. Nigga, Like that don't make no sense. You know, be a hundred. You want me to be a hundred? You like a fuck your name, nigga, I'm not That's not good, bro, that's an asshole.
You keep the ship to yourself. You must see how it goes, and that makes sense. I think it's weird that they expected to tell the woman toward face shed that he didn't think she was attracted.
That's not the way you than I thought you.
Talk to your homies and be like and now homide should have shut the fuck up. That was whole ship, especially motherfucking Siprianni.
Whatever the fuck that nigga rams is, goofy ass, shut your joker dressing ass up, nigga.
Shut the fuck up, nigga, and fuck you in the goofy ass dress. You finally cut you, lame ass nigga.
But it's trying to be forthcoming.
Quit saying forth coming fun another word, lame ass nigga.
The funk.
I'm tired of you.
Tech a goofi ass on somewhere I would have I would have had heat for these laying Jesus your pegging ass up nigga tuned it up somewhere niggas. Yeah, yeah, I hated how them niggas was like, making him seem like a He told his homies and you know in confidence that I ain't really I ain't really you know what I'm saying. Feeling it like that. But let's see what time it is. That's not there's nothing wrong with that.
You feel me.
If he were to tell the girls or tell handed that that would be some dickhead ship, you feel me.
So here's my thing.
I was bummed out that Hannah like did not learn anything from the show and clearly went home and doubled down on being a fucking asshole, Like you know that, that's.
What you didn't apologized him at the end about how she talked. She did everything, but apologized how she talked to.
Do and it was like you you can see.
I mean, I think she was in her feelings about whatever was going on in his Instagram comments or something, but like she knew when she left the show that she was an asshole to him, you know, and so then to come back like however many months later for the reunion, Like I'm direct, I know, I'm direct. It's like, ah, no one's here for that shit, bro, Like come.
On, I do think how like her getting like people going to her ig clown and her talking shit about her, I don't think she deserves that. I mean, she was a jerk, but I think like the that that I don't think many people deserve that. I don't think she did anything to deserve that. She was just a jerk to the dude, you know what I mean. The internet can get really mean and really disrespectful, disrespectful and for her to be a young woman, you know what I'm saying. You know, I know, you know, people are mistreating the fuck out. I've seen her ig So I don't, you know, condone any of that shit. I just feel like, you know, in the in this show, you feel me, there was one person who was an asshole and one person who was bullied. And it wasn't old boy that lived with his mom.
He was just a loser. But he wasn't, you.
Know, cheating pussy bro.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
You know what I'm saying, that's what he was. We're gonna put a ball on that topic with that one.
Uh Okay. So then we get to guarant Taylor nothing to see their perfect fucking storybook couple as we all expected. So good for them.
How about, hey, I'm married to an attractive woman. I better learn to fucking dress myself.
How about dressed to the point where he's a fucking model.
Now, Like, not only did he he you know, nigga got upper hand, you know what I'm saying. But Nigga, like you already moved and she was living in Frederisburgh.
You feel me like it's like shit, we make a shake. You know, got the little JTT hair.
It was also like nice enough to give him credit. He was like, no, it's just him, like he's he's had his glow up.
It's not me.
It's a real couple, bro, those are the real Harry people married.
You gotta lie sometimes, and you gotta lie, you know what I'm saying, Lying for your for your your other.
That's your haircut sucks, bro, It sucks. And now she's like no, no, no, for.
It looked one way and one year he looks. He's now he's on the fun Now he's on the catwalk. Niggas, but she we all know I've always had.
A latent interesting fashion. Mother. Fuck you are a fisher. That's all you do is fish, bro. You know what I'm saying.
She said, she went through your whole Instagram. It was just fish.
All of a sudden, you out here with the leather brush, boots, square toe, Nigga, that's like, Nigga, you skipping levels nigga, that ain't you.
You feel me?
She got you the turbo boots, Nigga, you feel me.
I always love couples that don't do don't do the easy jokes with people that are like, it's more important to me than my spouse knows how I feel about them than that I laugh at your dumb ass joke. We're we got a sports club out here called the Century Club. They do a football pick league every year, and Shar won the football pick league two years in a row. And you know all these you know, like all these dudes were like, ah, you know, Mike's making the pick. I corrected every single fucking one of them. It's like, I know you're not making a real comment. I know you're making a joke at the bar or whatever, but like, that's my actual wife in real life. We're getting in the car afterwards, and I'm not gonna let you have even a zero point one percent laugh at her expense.
Bro.
So I really respected her, being like it'd be real easy to go ha ha. Like on the reunion, she was like, no, that's my husband, Like he fucking he figured out color palettes himself.
The one, the one negative thing I will say about I do not like that they're living in fredericks They can their adults, they can make whatever decision they want.
We have talked about how this town. Tyler's talked about it. I've never been. It does not seem like a place for Taylor, for others, for others. Yeah, and she wants to move to San Diego. They don't have to move. I'm not saying they got to move to San Diego because that he's close.
Makes more sense, makes funny of sense.
I don't like it.
After his comment, I'm still not over it.
In episode one, his parents being who his parents are and they're living being Fredericksburg.
For a year, I don't. I don't know. I just I just don't know about all that.
This is what this is my.
Favorite part of the entire you know what I'm saying. Reunion was when everybody was bickering. It seemed like everybody. And I look at him and he's looking at his belt, fixing his belt, and I'm like, that's beautiful.
That's the piece you.
Want in the like you see, just like everybody was bickering and him and her were just sitting there chilling.
I'm like, good for y'all.
You know what I'm saying, Like they threw a bunch of crazies in there, but y'all didn't. Y'all, y'all found y'all want for a show, and everybody else is.
Tweaking, you know what I mean.
In the group how he was just like I'm really excited to move on from this topic.
And being in love with his fucking this was just like like this it's under him now, Nigga.
He's he's he's in Paris with it.
You feel me? You know what I mean?
I'm past this.
It's and yeah, he got the the one of the fucking ship, like he's over with bro, you know what I mean?
Why double back? You feel me? Right?
Next couple, we had Stephen and Monica, the couple that was thrown asunder by some hot and Stevie kinky texts.
I have just one comment briefly, which is I mentioned that he reminded me of some people I'm close to who've gone through treatment for sex addiction and stuff. The extent to which he reminded me in this episode of those people pre recovery was like made my It really was like uncomfortable.
To watch, to look away a little bit.
This is a dude who needs.
To I mean, like all reality shows, she decided this is a dude who like needs to get himself some help.
Because he was even up there like.
In that same mode, you know what I mean, it was just like come up like you had a whole year, bro, you know, to like do some self reflection whatever.
But I think Tyler hit it on the head. Bro.
He's had some freaky frogs hopping in those d ms, I bet man, and he's just he's he's on his frog fest right now.
Yeah, listen, listen.
There's a lid for every part, and I know he's getting a whole bunch of lids and they're.
Gonna try to see it fit, you know what. I'm like, We're gonna try you regardless. Yeah.
But but you know Steve, like like Steve is one of those things that just taking accountability makes should make everything okay, and that's just not how sh it works. Like when he mentioned that he wrote Monica's parents a letter, Apologizednau like I knew you were gonna do that ship.
I knew goofy Ass was gonna do that ships.
Like I knew you wrote that ship just so you could say that ship at the reunion, like, you know, she sees do the bullshit and he shouldn't like he Like if I if the ship, you know, if I if I wrote a letter to you know, my ex fiance's parents, I wanted some of that ship, but I think I would want Monica to at least mention it, like you.
Know he did.
Yeah, you know what I'm trying to do, trying to do right, you know what I'm saying. I put that out there. I wouldn't put it out there though, but yeah, it's just dog. And he actually was taking the sleep test. We got photographic evidence of that. But yeah, it's dog. It's just and he said that that.
I'm just really quick.
I just want to emphasize we talked about this. That means he was lying about being drunk. Like if it really was a clinical sleep study, which it was, they do not let you go in they're drunk. You can see how much equipment is hooked up to him. Like I said, I have friends who've gone through that ship. It's a real medical study. So he's completely full of ship saying sober I was drunk.
I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, you were sober talking.
About what sober Nigga put in line to the people.
I about to say, Tyler's say, yeah, the wash it is, we find out he ain't. He's never met this woman, he ruined a I believe, yeah, I believe it.
I believe he said.
He said they had just been you know, texting off of Instagram for about a year or so, never met her, and he ruined his his hypothetical marriage over a hypothetical woman.
Like just so, just a whole bunch of weird shit going on with that.
I can't believelamed the way interactional, like he was like, I'm not gonna go into detail, and he didn't go into a lot of details, but I could not believe how he was, Like, it wasn't even about that at first.
She just messaged me about something else and then mentioned she had some new kings. So I just felt it was normal to ask what kinks. I'm like, dude, have you lost it?
You're up on this stage with Marissa, right, they're gonna say that like what it.
Felt like in fifth grade when they would do the Dare assembly and they'd be like, someone's gonna offer you heroin, you know, and you'd just be like even as a fifth grader, like, I don't think someone's going to offer me heroin.
Bro.
It's like I've had a lot of people. I've been married basically my whole adult life. But I just don't see where you talk about like the Avenger New Avengers movie, like do you fuck with like with the direction they're taking with Robert Downey Junior.
And then she just goes, I have some new kinks, Like.
I mean, listen, listen, listen. They've been talking for a year. Have you talking? It is weird ass dude for a year? You probably a weirdo too.
I believe that it's happened. It's been the whole conversation.
I don't believe that they were just discussing like music, and then she just said I have new kinks and he.
Said, I mean, hey, man, I don't know, see like, I don't know, I don't know. I think he would do that.
So I think people that he's been talking to for that long, they just it's only been conversation.
It's only conversation.
They've only had conversations, obviould see I could see somebody like that doing it. I don't know. Regardless, I think he got offered hero.
I think that's the one time.
Yeah. Yeah.
The last thing I'll saying about Steven is I'm like deep on love his one TikTok, you know. And there's this like black lady like reviewer who like gives comments on all them and I forget her name.
I wish I could give her her credit.
But she was like Stephen in his fit, he's really trying extremely hard to give African studies professor.
That's the funniest thing in the whole world.
She was like, we don't claim.
You though, we do not, motherfucker, I'm not guilty. Glasses up the.
Season, and then moving on, we had Tim and Alex bro it is, Hey, it's still beef between them too, like.
It's something forever be with them, Like nothing got resolved.
We we dig get the details on what Alex called Tim, which was a little bitch.
We call him a little ass bitch.
Yeah, you're acting like a little ass bitch, which is wild, Like like I've never been called that by a woman.
I was romantic dealing with ever.
And I honestly don't think I could come back from that dog like like like you know, you.
Got that early in the relationship. It's like there's not there's nothing under that, you know what I mean?
Like that what that was?
Like They've known each other for two weeks, they'd only seen each other in person for like two days. You get called a little ass bitch Like, yeah, I don't know.
Like I said, bro, when I was out here dating, Like if you talk crazy to me once we were done, because if if there's no respect there, then then bro, like like what are we both doing here?
You know what I'm saying?
The honeymoon stage, they no telling what you're gonna do, and you know, get used, would get comfortable, you feel me the fun right right?
Like, if I know you don't respect me, I'm not gonna be my chue self with you.
I'm not gonna be affectionate towards you. I'm not gonna want to do shit for you.
I'm not gonna be joky joky with you, right Like, we're both wasting each other's time once that line gets crossed, you know. So yeah, you know, so she she called him a little bit, and then we find out that, you know, the they rehashed the whole ship and he, you know, is still sticking on sticking to his guns about how he felt that, you know, he did her parents wrong by sleeping after hanging out with her for five hours, and he threw in her face that you were at the club then the last night. She was like, I had to sleep because I had to go bartend that night and he's like, well, you was at.
The club a totally different dying though, So that was weird. They both got a weird bro Yeah.
Yeah, they are two people who just do not want to lose an argument, and they were just a terrible parent.
They were just terrible pay.
Because because if you get if you get an if you're in a relationship with an Alex or with a ten, someone has to concede some ground, you know what I mean, And none of them will.
Neither one of those two were budget on ship.
It was interesting how it was, you know, kind of framed in the show.
The situation like Alex did something, you call him a little bitch.
Yeah, but like like the fact that the producers had to come in and calm him down and shit, like like you call me a bitch, let me go ahead and shake on your ass real quick.
I would have just I mean, this is second time seeing you like my nigga.
Okay, let me just.
Get a flight out of here. I'm not gonna I know you for two days, nigga. You know what I mean.
I'm not getting rid over you.
Like that seemed weird and like it was framed differently, and I saw there was a point when he was talking to her where he was like, you know, why would you want to just do that if somebody wants to love on you and shit like and that's why y'all.
And I'm like, yeah, one of them.
You might. He's definitely one of them.
I'm not going to say what we said in the group chat, but you know what I'm saying it kind of it kind of because I don't want to, you know, like that type of suggestion. But yeah, it was like, you know, anyway, Yeah, they both did not need to be together for both.
Need She looked great though she did look great.
What are talking about? Who looked great? Are you talking about the chat?
The chat was smashing early on about the village bro were there and they.
I'll just say that the text message I said to the group chat, Hello to my wife who listens to her love is buying rico.
I just said, They're right, there they are right there.
Yeah, yeah, I told you. Rather was like she'sxited. I can't stop looking at her titties, Like how can you look at her and not see your titties? Like did you just look at her tittes when you talk?
Yeah?
That was funny. Well, it was really good seeing her. That's my ghost.
I'm great, ad, that's your goat.
That is my my favorite love is podcast whatever?
And you know who she cracking though? You know what she cracked. I looked it up Ali the dude from the UK. Y'all ain't fucking the UK, because y'all you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to say xenophobes. I was didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say that.
I was trying to refrain, but you said it.
Y'all here a phobic where you're we don't want to it is. We don't want to see him sipping tea and crumpings oude of those.
Hey, but hey, I'm gonna tell you this did he was the chicken. He had the chicken was fucking with He was really solid with her.
Right, there's another battie that was there that didn't make it out the what's the name the pods? Then he ended up dating her and now he cracking a d BRO his c V his top tier bro.
Bro Bro. They are right now, bro Bro.
There's a bunch of people that are looking to hire this man. You know what I'm saying, steal them from his job.
Man job just based on the.
D are a lot of job offers I'm telling you that after him, like six, like Craig David. You know what I'm saying, Like like the athletic Craig David. You know, the nigga that would have hooped you feel me, like nigga. They Yeah, there's a lot of job offers in them dms for sure.
Uh so, Tyler. The next season it was that was everybody right.
We had Leo and Britney pop up.
Oh you know what, hey, Leo put on a pretty good redemption act.
I was like, maybe I was wrong about this. He seem coole at fucking the reunion.
He a weirdo, but he seemed cool, you know what I'm saying, Like, you know those people that are weird, they're like you, awkward as hell, you know what I'm saying.
But I could, you know, I see how people will fuck with him, you know what I mean?
You could tell.
I think when people see themselves on TV and a show like that, they either want to improve the bad things about themselves or they doubled down on them.
I think Hannah doubled down on them.
I think Leo clearly saw himself and was like, damn, I was talking about the money a lot, like I don't.
Know like that on television. I need to tighten up.
And so I think he's still a weirdough but I but I appreciate that reaction in a person. And then I just was saying, Brittany like that was Trump levels of bronzer, like like that couch looked crazy when she stood up off of it. Bro Like, I'm surprised she didn't put orange marks on people's suits when she was hugging them and ship that was like excessive. It was an excessive amount of bronzer. Yeah, it was almost blackface.
It was orange face.
It was almost like you put too much on here, like what are we doing here?
Yeah?
All right, So the next season is gonna be coming out on Valentine's Day, February fourteenth, in Minneapolis. Tyler John, what are your I know we were prospects.
In minute, It's going to be like assistance Simpson's cast.
You you aren't hip him Mineapolis, Bro, No real big habbitshot population not there.
They might have one of those baddies of two on it.
I thought that was Milwaukee, but you know what I'm saying. But yeah, face John.
Interesting.
But but I feel like, based upon what they showed us, you know what I'm saying, I saw a bunch of simpless characters, you know what I mean.
So we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
I don't know, we'll see how how the producers made decisions, you know what I mean?
All Right, thanks to the chat, Thanks to.
Quickly Quickly.
Before we wrap, he are not gonna just a programming note. We are not going to have a Sunday episode, but we are dropping a really really really really really cool interview on Monday with.
Uh yeah awesome.
He so cool, Bro.
I am not that into boxing.
That interview fucking rock and I highly recommend everyone go watch them.
We dropped excited for that, and then we'll be back next week with some other episodes. I'm a Mislove is blind, man, I love I Love our Little Love is blind dish sessions February.
They running it back real quick.
Behind turn sour Tuesday, So enjoy the enjoy the fun while it was bad, guys, joy.
The Thanks for that, Bud. All Right, y'all, we'll see everyone. Have a great Halloween. We'll see next week.
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