John, Tyler, and Mike have to update Khris Middleton’s nickname after his 40-point NBA finals performance (3:30), try to come up with a new foul rule to keep star players like Devin Booker in the game (5:00), and wonder what is going on with Giannis in these first quarters (12:00). Then they discuss whether or not they’d say “Candyman” in a mirror (21:00), Stephen A. Smith’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (31:00), and why they’re patriotic for the Olympics but on a sliding scale (40:00).