This week on Inside the (Rob) Parker, Rob explains why the Mariners' hot start was just fool's gold, why he's glad to see Dallas Keuchel and Craig Kimbrel finally signed, and sends his well wishes to David Ortiz as he recovers after being attacked in the Dominican Republic. He also runs down his Top 3 MLB Teams of the Week, names this week's 'Twitter Trash Talk' Winner, and gives the Analytic Stat of the Week. Guests: 3-time MLB Manager of the Year and World series champion, Jim Leyland on the home run explosion, analytics and unwritten rules; USA Today MLB writer Bob Nightengale with the latest Big Papi update, Keuchel and Kimbrel signing.