Today we checked in on the poor guy who went viral for having a line-drive homerun bounce off his head, listened in to a homeowner with the world's most annoying woodpecker, and with Prom season approaching, hit the phones to hear what your ride to the dance was! 

Today is the 20th anniversary of the first video ever posted to YouTube. So we marked the occasion by highlighting perhaps the best part of the website - its tutorials! We shared our success stories as less than handy guys, then hit the phones to hear the listeners' experience trying to fix things with a little help from the 'Tube! 

This morning we celebrated National Administrative Professionals' Day by sharing our nicknames for our bosses, then heard about a new robot dog that is a flamethrower. We also pondered the unwritten rule between friends over dating each other's exes! 

This morning some viral videos caught our attention, including a preservation experiment with a McDonald's Big Mac and a shoplifter whose produce plot got foiled. Plus, we shared the things we've never done that seemingly everyone else has regularly! 

It was a beautiful weekend and Dave spent most of it hauling 9 yards of mulch around, and even Rick got in on the action and may have started a neighborhood trend! Plus, we put an Ohio school on trial for "Listeners Court."

This morning we highlighted an influencer who freaked out over paying $7 for an apple at Whole Foods, got set for 4/20 with a story of the only person to ever out-smoke Snoop Dogg, and celebrated National Workout Week by admitting our secret workout playlist songs! 

Today we shared a bunch of random stories, involving Pop Tarts and racing, the dangers of roaming abroad, and a cat who defied gravity. Plus we called out our partners for their annoying quirks! 

The man who refuses to leave us alone, Travis Kelce, has apparently scored a gig hosting a new game show. We played "Sound FX Cinema" and also heard about a new McDonald's surcharge that's angering fast food fans, plus a Papa John's... candle??

Well that didn't take long. The latest "winners" of the super popular reality dating show "The Golden Bachelor" have divorced after only 3 months. But that may not stop them from bringing it back! We also got another listener email, this time needing help on what to do with a situation involving their HOA! 

Yesterday we all learned that OJ Simpson died from cancer, which led us to tapping into the memory banks for his infamous car "chase" back in 1994. And it's also Bring Your Own Cup Day on Saturday, April 13th at 7/11 tomorrow, but be careful what you bring in! 

We got another listener email! This time, a poor guy is trying to decide how to handle his wife's friend who is suddenly living with them and making things very uncomfortable. We also talked awkward things (mostly outfits) we encounter at the gym!

Tomorrow the biggest golf tournament of the year, The Masters, starts up and Dave can barely contain his excitement! So today we shared the obscure or niche events that we're totally obsessed with. Plus, the head coach of the NCAA champion UConn team shared his rather questionable good luck charm, so we shared ours as well! 

Rick called it! Today we reacted to yesterday's solar eclipse, and each of us did something really stupid in the past couple weeks so we hit the phones to all admit the one thing we'll never do again! 

Today's show revolved around the crazy weather phenomena we're experiencing, all within a week. First we had the earthquake on Friday, now the solar eclipse on Monday! 

Our show recorder malfunctioned yesterday, so you had to be there to experience it. Today it worked however! We started things out with a literal wild goose chase for one store owner who called 911, then hit the phones to hear your best "stranded stories" after 8 people missed the boat on their Norwegian cruise! And of course we talked the big anticipated event on Monday, the solar eclipse! We got some handy tips you don't wanna miss. 

Today we had to recap perhaps the best prank from April Fools Day, and no it wasn't from a corporation. Also, a new article came out claiming that men also suffer from a menopause of sorts, so we weighed the evidence and feelings of the audience as to whether MANopause is real or not! 

Apologies for the delay, Rick's out, which means Dave is overwhelmed behind the scenes! On TUESDAY we were left with the aftermath of all the April Fools pranks that were played - mainly by major corporations. We broke the best and the worst. Plus a new Jerry Seinfeld movie led us to the topic of creepy mascots!

It's Good Friday, which means an Easter weekend is upon us and most people will be either crafting Easter baskets or stuffing their face with the goodies inside. We shared our thoughts on the infamous local treat, Peeps, and all other Easter candy - the good, bad and ugly! 

This morning we got happy news out of Punxsutawney, as Phil became a father for the first time! A 400 pound gator has been relocated, after getting addicted to soda. And a huge weed festival in San Francisco has been cancelled. But our big topic of the day involved the proper way to slice / eat a sandwich! 

This morning we learned what "sunshine guilt" is, discovered that Mike Tyson has a new novelty weed edible, and Taco Bell is now charging extra for sauce. We also opened up the phone lines to let the audience vent with another edition of "That Ain't Right!" 

We found a story this morning about a poor sap who left his wife's $2,000 wedding dress on the roof of his car, which got us to sharing stories of strange things we've seen on top of rides. And the Mega Millions jackpot is up over a billion dollars, which has prompted people on social media to spring the question of whether you'd cheat on your spouse for that amount of money?!

A grocery chain is giving employees a day off to enjoy the upcoming solar eclipse, "bracketosis" is setting in for much of America, and Happy Gilmore 2 is apparently coming in the future! 

The times they are a changing, and we found the perfect example in a Houston bank robbery done by the "Little Rascals." But our big topic today was movies that should never be remade by Hollywood! Rick saw the new Roadhouse last night, and the phones lit up over certain films that should simply never be touched again! 

We normally only crown one, but couldn't ignore a trifecta of stupidity from Florida. "Asshats of the Week" were called out! And we got another listener email, this time involving a wife who wants her husband to PAY her for the honor of naming their son as his junior! 

Over the weekend John Mellencamp was heckled and did not take it well! Spring Break is still raging in Florida and an extreme shot of alcohol has become super popular, plus a viral TikTok video led us into "The Great Blueberry Debate!" 

Rick returned from his extended weekend roadtrip to Cleveland, and had stories galore. Plus it's the official first day of Spring, which many treat as a time to clean out the crap. Others are hoarders for life and need to be called out! 

Much to Dave's misfortune, St. Paddy's Day fell on the day before heading back to work on a Monday which makes the hangover extra fun! He talked about his wild weekend, then hit the phones to hear about times the audience experienced the dreaded workplace hangover. And plenty of people ingested green things this weekend, including the rats at a New Orleans police department! 

Today Dave rolled solo and found a hilarious live tv interview with Spring Breakers in New Orleans that went off the rails, plus the house from Roseanne just sold, which got him to thinking about which fictional tv or movie house would be the best to live in?!

Today we presented an interesting case to "Listeners Court" involving a Las Vegas snooper! We also covered a mass walkout at a dollar store chain this week, and similar situations at other businesses - one even local. 

Another brewery is hopping on the waste water wagon and Rick and Dave just don't get it, plus a criminal in Michigan may actually be dumber than yesterday's sex toy burglar. Plus New York City residents have had it with the smell of marijuana permeating the city, which got us to thinking about the smelliest living conditions we've ever been in! 

There's a new winter sport taking Colorado by storm, some idiot in Massachusetts decided to rob a sex toy shop, and we found out about a celebrity's daughter getting a $2,500 monthly allowance (with no chore in sight). We compared that to what we had to do / what we got growing up! 

Last night was The Academy Awards, which we obviously didn't stay up to watch, but we did have many highlights to react to! And Bowflex just declared bankruptcy, which got us to thinking about all the wacky impulse buys we've made over the years.

Lawmakers in New Hampshire are really tackling the big issues in society, and a wedding ceremony was rudely interrupted by a cow. Plus, a new list of people's Top 10 dining annoyances came out, so we opened the phones to hear your biggest pet peeve when it comes to going out to eat! 

Some lawyer online has gone viral for his passionate protest that cereal should be considered a soup. We took the question to the people today! 

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, unless it involves an exotic animal injuring your balls. Yesterday Facebook and Instagram crashed and we somehow survived. Plus actress Jessica Biel has many demands for husband Justin Timberlake's world tour, which got us to thinking about smothering partners! 

We had two wacky news stories to enlighten the masses with for "Bet You Didn't Know," and shared our own personal stories about the closest we came to death! 

Rick watched a movie with his wife over the weekend that they both weren't thrilled with, plus Pop Tarts is after Taylor Swift's homemade recipe and we recapped the fallout from the now-viral "Willy Wonka Experience" in Scotland. Plus we heard about a truly icky fundraiser at a high school in Oklahoma! 

This weekend is Spring Break already for college kids, and they've gotta be extra careful in this day and age! We also called ourselves out for the "old person things" we start to find ourselves doing as we age...

Happy Leap Day! We found a funny list of things that happen every 4 years, and another strange tradition for this day that dates back to St. Patrick. We also opened up the phone lines for people to get anything bugging them off their chest with another edition of "That Ain't Right!" 

This morning we got word that Wendy's is rolling out a new pricing strategy and we're not happy about it! Some good news on the food front, however, is that Heinz is soon releasing a sauce straight outta The Godfather. As (bad) luck would have it, both our wives lost something very expensive in the past 6 months, so we told our stories then hit the phones to hear about the listeners' misplaced madness! 

Over the weekend, Rick and his wife were enjoying their monthly "Faturday," where they just pig out on junk food. But it led to an argument after Rick noticed how she was eating her snacks! We took it to the audience this morning to see who's right. We also found out New Kids On The Block is going back on tour, and they set up another hotline number like their infamous 1-900 one in the late 80s.So of course we called it! 

A new sporting event took place over the weekend that definitely caught our attention. Plus, Reddit compiled a list of common things we all do that make us look stupid, no matter what. We hit the phones to add to it! 

Today a story out of St. Louis made us ponder the people who make grocery shopping way more stressful than it should be! We hit the phones to expose their behaviors...

By now everybody knows how bad inflation has been, but "shrinkflation" is also cause for concern for consumers. We vented about our shrinkage problems! There's also a lot to absorb on TikTok, but we narrowed it down to some of the hottest topics and trends lately. 

From the land of products no one asked for but they made anyway, there's a sex toy out on the market masquerading as a beer can. We brainstormed new names for it. We also hit the phones to ask people what things we should all stop doing after turning 40 years old! 

It's crazy how often jokes turn into reality nowadays, and that was certainly the case with a Taylor Swift class that Harvard of all places is offering. We also presented the case of a guy from Washington D.C. who thought he won a $340 million Powerball only to find they had posted the wrong numbers! "Listeners Court" decided the verdict.

A rude customer of an Airbnb refused to pay his bill and left a bad review, but also left a perfect way for the owner to exact revenge! We also hit the phones to see if the audience could top Dave's odometer reading in his 2002 Toyota beater. 

Recently Dave noticed he has a ton of contacts in his phone that he doesn't even remember. He brought it up to Rick, who had even more than him, with even more hilarious names. Who are these mystery phone contacts?? 

Kids these days. Apparently the Tooth Fairy has been increasing her rates lately to the point of absurdity. Also, Rick noticed an article about Demi Moore only ever keeping one prop from all her work in showbiz, which got us to thinking about what prop we'd desire most from television and movies!

Panic set in as Rick suddenly had to take off and Dave couldn't find his wallet AND was running on empty on the way in! It's also Valentine's Day, so of course we had to get a bit lovey dovey, and share stories about how we met our spouse / proposed.