Week 2 in the NFL was a coming out party for underdogs, we learned how to hack a claw machine thanks to TikTok, Chief Wiggum gave us his take on the migrants reportedly eating cats and dogs, and we also called out the worst offenders when it comes to rockers who sold out! 

Ever celebrate a friend's birthday at the stroke of midnight, drunk on their porch? We found two guys who did. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," then got swamped in phone calls over our bathroom habits at work. Plus of course, it's a Football Friday, so Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2! 

This morning we talked about a car dealership that tried to pull a fast one with a contest, a majore mess-up when ordering produce, and a drunken teenage mayor! But the big trending topic was Shannon Sharpe accidentally streaming a sex act, and another listener email! 

This morning we talked Jason Kelce's wardrobe malfunction on Monday Night Football, a new novelty "Candy Corn Suite" right next door at Great Wolf Lodge, and where NOT to store your gun! Dave almost got "Scheffler'd" on his way to the show today, after just coining the phrase. And going off the Tyreek Hill incident, we hit the phones to hear about the worst time you were falsely accused of something! 

This morning we played audio from police bodycams involved in Tyreek Hill's incident before the Dolphins game. Rick is dreading this Friday, thanks to a procedure involving his manhood. And wildfires are starting from an unlikely source in Colorado, a new pizza study caught our attention, and some guy in the Netherlands went to extreme lengths to get his stuff back from his ex-girlfriend! 

This morning we reacted to all the NFL action over the weekend, especially the crazy Tyreek Hill situation in Miami. Some guy had a Lego in his face for over 25 years, and Snoop wants to hold a "Hood Olympics!" We also brainstormed a pill to give our partners to rid them of whatever it is that irks us most about them...

Football Friday! The Eagles season begins tonight in Brazil, and Dave was back with his "Pigskin Picks" for the NFL season! Plus, after Joey Chestnut set the world record for hot dogs eaten in one sitting, we hit the phones to hear the listeners' personal best when it comes to stuffing their faces. 

Pro football returns tonight, which means Dave's "Pigskin Picks" are right around the corner as well! Rachel Ray posted a video on her Instagram that has the internet wondering if she had a stroke or just one too many. And by popular demand, we opened the phones to let you vent today in "That Ain't Right!" 

This morning we heard Travis Kelce's take on Taylor Swift drawing up plays for the Chiefs, dug up an old phone prank of Rick's thanks to TikTokkers reinvigorating them, and heard the case of a toddler being locked in an airplane bathroom for crying. We also learned about the new workout trend of rucking! 

This morning we found out Taylor Swift may actually be drawing up plays for the Chiefs this season, Cody Chestnut set a new hot dog record, and those stranded astronauts up in the space capsule have a creepy new problem! Plus we discovered a home owners association in South Carolina that really hates kids having fun. We got your take on HOAs today, enjoy! 

This morning we talked the first full week of college football and the laughably lopsided matchups, we crowned out "Asshat of the Week," and found another fascinating Australian law. Plus, some guy in Michigan survived being hit by a train after falling asleep on the tracks, so we hit the phones to hear the strange place you woke up! 

This morning we had everything from a Cubs winning streak inspired by a Taylor Swift candle, to a painful situation in the NFL involving wiping, plus we learned what "Venmo moms" are and even caught a new catchphrase from the Hawk Tuah girl! We want to adopt an Australian law into our workplace, and had a listener call up with a dilemma he had at Wawa - what would you do in his situation?! 

This morning we talked about the newest owner in the horseracing world - Travis Kelce! Speaking of strange ventures, a start-up tech company plans to sell sunlight, IKEA is opening up a resale website for their furniture, and a woman found herself in a quandary on Tinder after discovering the guy she'd been talking to on there is married. What to do?? We hit the phones to hear how you'd handle the situation...

This morning we talked protecting our kids, both physically and digitally. Dave had a minor mishap with his son getting off the bus yesterday, and some mom's toddler tried to reconnect her to a past boyfriend! A group of people decided to try bidets for the first time, and with school back in session we looked back on our biggest school projects that ended in disaster! 

This morning talking animals played a big role in the content, as we learned of a new novelty Trump fish, a handyman who got distracted chatting with a cat, and a husky who found a hilarious way to get out of trouble. Speaking of funny, an old couple got into a heated argument over who was to blame for a red light camera infraction! And we went back to the howling husky to hear your stories about bad dogs with good tricks to get out of trouble...

Rick's living the dream - a birthday on a sunny Friday! Today we talked the upcoming Philly Naked Bike Ride, then debated the question buzzing across the internet this week involving a choice between a talking dog or cat that pays the rent. Bruce Springsteen got booed in Philly, and a parrot made a fool out of a neighborhood handy man!  

This morning we talked everything from Starbucks already releasing their pumpkin spice lattes, a drunken toddler, and J.Lo's SIXTH divorce, to where our high school hangouts were and most importantly... the launch of our very own morning show beer! 

This morning we kicked things off talking sports, as Jeff Bezos plans to buy the Celtics and Dave's "Pigskin Picks" are right around the corner for the NFL! Rick is excited to try the new Heinz robotic snack dipper, an adult kangaroo is wild in West Virginia, and "tipflation" has now extended to Amazon drivers. Plus, we got another listener email, this time involving a guy, a girlfriend, and a doggy dilemma....

We returned to the air this morning with a Ring doorbell clip from a pissed off bartender, heard the insane story of a hospital who lost a patient's skull fragment, and a new "husband-calling" champ has been crowned. Plus a new survey of the weirdest trash people have been leaving out in 2024 was released, so we hit the phones to hear the most unique or funny thing you've seen out on the curb! 

This morning we kicked things off with a most ironic DUI for a NASCAR driver, then heard the sneaky new ways inflation is affecting consumers. Chuck E. Cheese is now offering a subscription service, the world's widest tongue has been crowned, and we hit the phones to hear your worst blind date stories! 

This morning we kicked the show off with one of the coolest things we've seen all year - a street-legal bumper car some guy made over the pandemic, modeled after Knoebel's! Rick also caught wind of his alma mater's newly unveiled mascot, Big Z, which is receiving big backlash for Whitehall! A crazy wedding proposal in Russia went viral so we hit the phones to hear what other unique attempts have been made! 

Reunited after 12 days! Rick returned from getting his arm operated on, and we kicked things off with a test of the new Mercedes air sensor in their cars. And seeing as Rick's dominant arm is out of commission, it's been impossible to shave which has led to beard aspirations. Driverless cars in San Francisco have been driving residents crazy, and we discussed whether it's appropriate to let your kids drink alcohol at home before they're 21!

This morning we found a dog who may have a future in morning radio, celebrated International Left-Handers Day, and were introduced to a girl who found the secret to attracting guys - dressing up as Elton John. And kids will soon be back to school, so we reminisced about the most dreaded food we were served in the school cafeteria! 

The Olympics finally are over and we recapped the Top 5 Things We Notice At The Games, had some help translating Snoop Dogg for our older listeners, shared some good news to get the week off on a positive note, and got an update on that black rat snake that started living in the walls of Dave's home! We also continued to hand out medals, but this time, for sheer stupidity...

This morning we learned it was NOT, in fact, Jennifer Aniston flashing people at an Olympic tennis match. Snoop Dogg has been accused of devil worship! Demi Moore is destigmatizing flatulence, and with Musikfest beginning we wanted to know the best foods there to hunt down. Plus, it's Dave's one year anniversary on The Hawk and his family showed up in-studio to celebrate! 

Today we discovered our new favorite sport - semi sumo wrestling! Dave turned into a man of action yesterday with a crisis at his family's home, and we told our best stories about getting blown off by celebrities who turned out to be real jerks! 

This morning we got the depressing news that pumpkin lattes are already brewing at Starbucks, here in July. We got another listener email! This time it dealt with a double date dilemma. And the Olympics are in full swing, but we're mostly interested in the behind the scenes weirdness going on, from Lady Gaga's heels, to horny complaints from men, to Hong Kong trolling Italy by mocking their cuisine! 

Here's a fun new game - guess the next big cultural event that a Kelce brother WON'T be attending! Betcha can't do it. Jason was found arm wrestling at the Olympics. The Hawk Tuah girl is planning to expand her brand, and a Florida woman got busted being extremely literal. Hugh Jackman's new Marvel movie cleaned up at the box office, but he started out as a party clown before he was famous! This got us to thinking about kid's birthday parties these days...

This morning we reacted to the unique and oh-so-French opening ceremonies to the Olympics, the spontaneous new hero that emerged during a swimming event, and attempted to translate French. That theme continued as Rick was confused by Generation Z slang over the weekend, so we attempted to keep him hip by explaining all their crazy slang phrases! 

This morning we talked the Olympics starting in France, Hulk Hogan is popping up everywhere, Rick's wife fell for misinformation on Chick-fil-A waffle fries, and we debated the best disaster movies! We also took the Fluffy Coke "Challenge" that's become wildly popular on TikTok...

The Olympics start tomorrow and Peyton Manning will now be in the mix. It's Christmas in July (much to the annoyance of Rick)! Flying car laws are now being legislated, someone trolled Snopes, and we celebrated National Chili Dog Day! Plus we posed "The Loyalty Test" to the audience and had a mini battle of the sexes...

We're getting excited because NFL training camp begins today, which means Dave's "Pigskin Picks" will be shared soon, and he gave out some early teams he likes to win it all! A woman went to Turkey and lost a nipple, a voice actor got Buckingham Palace guards to break, and we discovered that our state has a theme song. Plus, the Olympics start on Friday and seeing how breakdancing is a sport, we nominated other obscure things to consider for the future...

This morning we broke down the always-reliable "sex story" from The Olympics, this time involving the athletes' custom beds. A woman in England taught us all ice cream etiquette, there's a new celebrity body spray from an infamously smelly actor, and a dog set what has to be the world record for longest fart! 

This morning we kicked things off by talking some new foods on the market, including one by the Kelce brothers. Our Fall Clearance Yard Sale has been announced, and spaces to sell your stuff are selling fast! Plus with kids going back to school next month, parents are resorting to drastic measures to combat rising prices on supplies - even dumpster diving! 

This morning we kicked things off with an airline employee who had ENOUGH, then learned about some new foods hitting chains, along with a case of stolen Arby's meats! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones for your bad luck stories with "deuce stepping!"

This morning we learned about the new weight loss miracle drug - coffee?! "Rhino piercings" are gaining popularity, the Hawk Tuah girl is starting to drain all her merch money by hiring security guards, and Dave got dissed by a teen over the weekend! We hit the phones to hear about the times someone much younger insulted you...

Apparently they're saying it "snowed" in Philly over the weekend so we dug into that claim, heard a husband and wife embroiled in a fight over cutting the lawn, and got some credibility to our suspicions from yesterday about the botched National Anthem. If you set off the metal detector at an airport recently it may because of your oversized rear end, and we got another listener email begging the question - does size matter?! 

A whole buncha different content on the show today, as we heard perhaps the worst National Anthem ever from last night's Homerun Derby, Walmart has started locking up their underwear, creeps are starting to slide into Hawk Tuah girl's DMs, and it's Amazon Prime Day! Plus, we heard the story of a couple on vacation who got into it over a "finders keepers" dilemma and hit the phones to hear similar stories! 

Us guys have all been there - we screw up with the wife or girlfriend and we get banished to the doghouse! This is a day for those stories. And Rick's friend recently lost his wallet and it included a rather odd item to carry, which got us to thinking - does everyone carry a unique item in their wallet or purse??

This morning we talked the survival food kits at Costco which are going viral, celebrated National French Fry Day, and learned what automotive shop to avoid if you drive a fancy car. Plus, carnival and fair season is upon us, so we talked the most interesting things we've witnessed at them! 

Most of the country has been in the midst of a heatwave, and it seems to be ratcheting up the craziness! We heard about a guy who got hammered at an amusement park, then a pet store thief. And Ranker.com took a poll of the most popular cartoon characters people would want as President, so we asked the listeners! 

This morning we heard the crazy story of a guy who had a heart attack at a Stones concert, learned that our IPA habit may be beneficial, and also found our new crush - a woman who can crack open beer bottles with her rear end. We also debated the case of a bride who's gone viral for charging her guests $300 for HER bridal shower! 

This morning Rick returned, and we all got introduced to "Road Rage Karen" before hearing about Elton John going to drastic measures to relieve himself while shoe shopping! Plus there's big summer sales on the horizon, and we've gotten hosed before, so we hit the phones to hear about the products that inspired 1-star reviews. 

Back in action after a long 4th of July holiday, so of course there were crazy stories to cover after booze, parties and fireworks mixed! It's also the beginning of "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel, so we hit the phones to hear the most terrifying encounters the audience had in the water...

This morning learned how Joey Chestnut is training for his 4th of July hot dog eating contest, learned Pepsi is rolling out a new beverage for the second time, Martha Stewart is headed to Paris with Snoop Dogg and we have our suspicions, plus another celebrity insured their body part (this one's icky), and a church group from Utah is lucky to be alive! 

Turns out Snoop Dogg won't be the only 90s rapper involved in the Summer Olympics! We celebrated National UFO Day and caught a server yodeling for tips. It's obviously summer and there's certain injuries you'll only get at this time of the year, plus we cleared up many rumors swirling around the "Hawk Tuah Girl!"

This morning we got news that nepo baby Bronny James was drafted by the Lakers, yet another person was taken to a funeral home despite not being dead, we heard perhaps the worst song ever recorded, and Dave got excited for a new BBQ sauce with a twist. Plus, we held "The Great Chicken Debate" to hear the best places to grab chicken to-go! 

This morning we lost power and did most of the show without phones off our back-up generator, so the content was light! But we did hear about a sailboater who is out of his mind and got a great Joe Pesci impression sent in. Plus TikTokkers are now hopping on the Ozempic knockoff bandwagon, and we heard a kid's take on tonight's first Presidential debate!

This morning Rick got inspired to find a world record to attempt, after hearing about the record for fastest Mr. potato Head assembly. Ozzy is making people uncomfortable with his new endorsement, Hooters is closing breastaurants nationwide, and we discovered some parents are charging families for playdates with their kids! 

This morning we got a sneak peek of what to expect with Snoop Dogg in the broadcaster booth for the Olympics, heard about a cool new invention for homeowners, gave warning to a new knock-off drug on the market, and talked about the incredible coincidence we both got hit with on the same day!