The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

Today on the show, Dave featured the QVC host who went viral for accidentally talking about BJs, some guy's wife got a little too excited over a rainbow on their walk, another man got pulled over by police and needs to work on his paperwork, and Musikfest is over but there's still other concerts out there! That you may want to void. Plus, Dave's wife got super excited over a crockpot she thrifted, so it was time to finish the sentence: You know you're an adult when you get excited for _________.

The servers were not behaving last week, sorry for the lack of pods on Thursday and Friday. But Dave (and our servers) were back today, and treating listeners to a rather incredible Stephen Hawking impression, a possible fast one that Shake Shack is trying to pull, some 92-year-old grandma isn't letting anything stand in the way of her Taco Bell, and Dave shared another "Desperate Wife Text From Summer!" And since it's back-to-school season, people shared advice on how to handle a bully... 

Today's show started out with a somber celebration of National Underwear Day, there's a new restaurant in Florida for those who like to let it all hang out, Burger King goes by a different name in Australia, and don't be surprised if you see Dateline filming at the Allentown Fair! A guy came up with a great idea to bond with his young son, and Dave hit Musikfest yesterday with the family to scout out the best deals on refilling your mug, but also wanted to know your most recent waste of money! 

Today on the show Dave noticed a trend in movie trailers recently, ranted about how bad country music sucks, but then at least gave their artists credit for one thing. If you're a struggling parent on summer break with the kids, there is hope. An alarmingly bad version of the National Anthem was performed over the weekend, and Dave hit the phones to hear the thing you used to do all the time that you completely STOPPED doing! 

Happy Friday! Today a giant snapping turtle visited the show, people are outrage at ice but in a different way, there's now animals on OnlyFans, some little kid scared his mom to death about something he was doing at school, and Dave's investigation into the mystery lipstick mark left on his napkin only deepened! 

Today on the show a great hack / loophole for shipping things on the cheap was shared, a Jeopardy legend just won Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and Dave has a real whodunnit on his hands when it comes to a mysterious lipstick mark he found on a napkin inside his car! The listeners are on the case...

Today's show featured yet another celebrity who got drunk and didn't hire a driver, an Allentown video game developer has released another game with a local twist, it's Shark Week on Discovery but Dave is more partial to Christmas In July on Hallmark, a message in a bottle was found from 53 years ago, and a new study says men are twice as likely to flirt with ChatGPT! Is that considered cheating?? The audience weighed in...

Dave returned from his extended weekend down the shore, and played what it sounds like to win your first championship in 75 years. People are mistaking frogs for dogs in Texas, Dave's Liam Neeson impression has been topped, and there's a new aterpark you want to avoid! The Cyclospora outbreak has actually brought us all together, and Dave's wife still has embarrassing posters on her childhood bedroom wall. So what was on yours?! 

It was a beautiful Thirsty Thursday and to celebrate, Dave had listeners call in to shoutout their favorite local bartenders and the best drinks to order from them! A TikTokker went on a rant about tipping culture, Tommy Lee told an outrageous rock and roll story from the 80s, some lady in Australia had identical QUADRUPLETS, and if you're headed to the big Comic Con in San Diego, "Crazy Eddie" is your guy! 

Made it to midweek! Today on the show Dave started out with a little music quiz, thanks to last night's Jeopardy. A mime was arrested in Massachussettes, a dad mortified his daughter in a Starbucks drive-thru, some guy got his coworkers in the office to perform their best bird calls, "There I Ruined It" on YouTube tackled what Taylor Swift sounds like to people who aren't a fan, and Dave posed a hypothetical question today that digs for the ultimate truth! 

Today it was a Taco Tuesay with all the fillings, as some poor dude got called out by his wife for "cheating" on her by enjoying it himself, Kelly Clarkson got a little too personal in concert, and the FDA is now saying Taco Bell is NOT to blame for the Cyclospora outbreak! A teleprompter operator for the Trump administration got busted betting on phrases the President would say during speeches, and Dave's friend got sent to the doghouse over the weekend for a mistake he made at a cookout! 

Back in action on a Monday, and today Dave reacted to the World Cup ending, shared the things we learned along the way, and even took grief from a British woman who was here for it but didn't like our food! The nerve. Some idiot got stuck in a porta-potty, a family was shocked at a discovery inside their AirBnB, and a Canadian mother was asleep throughout her entire delivery of her baby! So Dave hit the phones to find out the most inappropriate place you passed out! 

Happy Friday! Today Dave talked the super low Blue Angels flyover on a beach in Florida, a man who got caught with a "Whizzinator" in a cop car, a Waffle House employee who's gone viral for rapping on the job, and the hot weather that's led to some upstart businesses. Millionaires have been buying some rather interesting things lately, and with the parasite panic in the news, some people are actually seeking it out to lose weight! 

Today's show featured an exotic dancer who's pole caused her problems, a man stole a cat then robbed a bank with it, some girl on TikTok was ecstatic over spotting a weiner, there's a new big panic in the news that needs an introduction, and a 77-year-old lady got a hilarious new license plate by accident. Plus, Mick Jagger was interviewed by the New York Times and talked about his role as a frontman to the audience. He says it's to entertain and not lecture! The audience weighed in on artists who love to get up on their soapbox...

There's a theme developing on the show this week, which is wild animal encounters! Some older guy in Florida overreacted just a bit to a family who didn't want to pet his dog, turns out there's one thing that ChatGPT is really bad at, Iron Maiden was mashed up with a group you'd least expect, some dude recreated Beach Boys harmonies step-by-step, and seeing as yesterday was National Nude Day, Dave hit the phones to hear stories about walking in on someone in the buff! 

Last night the Home Run Derby was held in Philly, fittingly, because it led to heartbreak for Phillies fans. Mick Jagger told a story about the rock star who convinced him to NOT meet Elvis, a woman had a real thrift scare after buying a wallet, and it's National Mac 'n Cheese Day! Turns out Dave isn't the only one being startled by bears lately, and some poor guy got his arm trapped in a baking machine in Tennessee, so it was a day to share stories about times when you or someone you know got stuck! 

Dave returned from a 4-day weekend, and he brought some wild stories from the Poconos. Literally! A new silly world record was broken, Ali G was spotted at Wimbledon, a woman turned a drive-thru into a McOpera, and it's National Embrace Your Geekness Day! Some dad on TikTok made some keen observations on nursery rhymes, and Dave talked about his encounter with a mama bear and cubs, then hit the phones to hear more listener stories from the wild! 

Turns out actor Danny Trejo is old enough to have served time with Charles Manson, some drummer on Instagram mashed up Journey and Celine Dion and the result is way better than you'd expect, the "4-20" may make driving more comfortable, there's also a new product that could help cool down your cabin, and a Little League president got busted being a real sleazeball! Speaking of people deserving your disdain, Dave hit the phones to hear you narc on your neighbor! 

Today on the show, Dave lamented staying up late to watch the USA get knocked out of the World Cup, some audio was unearthed that could get Travis Kelce in trouble, our elders are taking on parkour, and some dad has a savvy tip for taking your family to Chik-fil-A and not breaking the bank. Speaking of eating, on the heels of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, Dave hit the phones to hear who the biggest eater in the audience is, and even had company in-studio for once! Intern Olive ducked in for a crash course in radio. 

Back from an extended 4th of July weekend, and there's a familiar hot dog king that was crowned! The newest batch of fireworks names did not disappoint, Travis and Taylor finally got married and it was a circus, a criminal caught some instant karma, and with thunderstorms interrupting Independence Day festivities he wanted to hear the wildest storm stories from over the weekend! 

Happy July! Today on the show, Dave found a guy who agrees that grandparent nicknames have jumped the shark, some poor mom got absolutely owned by a new appliance, a kitten was rescued with a drumstick, and we heard exclusive audio of Travis Kelce writing his wedding vows to Taylor Swift! The 4th of July is approaching, and comedian Nick Swardson has a friend who goes all out for it, and rocker Bryan Adams called in to promote his current tour! 

Another day in radio land, and Dave started off by celebrating Social Media Day. Massive flocks of vultures have been invading people's homes in the Southeast, some autistic kid went viral for his incredible bird calls, and a teenager came out of anesthesia and turned into Eddie Van Halen! And since Dave was going through old photo albums over the weekend, he made some eye-raising discoveries and he's not alone when it comes to incriminating photos! 

Back to work! Today we heard from Larry david again, a therapist has unlocked the key to getting through to guys, some dude in Florida has been stuffing steaks in his pants, there's a surprise surcharge for World Cup fans at restaurants, and a women's basketball video blew up into the week's most popular meme. Have you ever had someone steal your reserved spot? You're not alone! 

Happy Friday! Today's show featured a slip 'n slide for seniors, Dave got all bent out of shape after hitting Wawa's "Hoagiefest" for the first time this year, there's a new theme park for little kids that resembles a maximum security prison, and a Brazilian psychic made a preposterous prediction for the World Cup so the phone lines opened up for your experiences with psychics that were dead wrong! 

Apologies for the late posting of the pod, but that's what you get when your company's computers were bought off the back of a truck. On Thursday's show, Dave struggled to come to grips with Turkey's new name, SoccerGPT may come in handy if you're a casual fan who wants to seem cool, a man was busted for selling boner pills in a retirement community, international soccer fans continue to entertain, and Dave got another "Desperate Wife Text From Summer!" The Beatles have jumped the shark with their latest release, and Shania Twain is taking heat for how sassy she's dressing at 60! 

Today on the show Dave played Oprah's little oopsie that opened up a whole can of worms in the Whitney Houston camp, a mom on TikTok likely regrets using her toddler as a magic 8-ball, another daughter dimed her dad out at Walmart, and there's now a summer camp for parents who need to get away! Dave is confused as to why algae keeps popping up in the news, and he hit the phones on the heels of McDonald's bringing back their hot apple pie, to see what people think is the greatest fast food item of all time! 

Today on the show we heard Rod Stewart receive some karma for skipping out on fans for the World Cup, it's Amazon Prime Day so say a few extra prayers for Rick, a man survived a tornado in the most chill manner possible, fast food may be uniting the world, American men are struggling with the ladies, but we weren't back in the day! We all shared the stories about our first kiss....

Back in action after Father's Day, and Dave started things off with a tale of two traffic tickets, from both ends of the age spectrum. A passenger got hangry an American Airlines flight yesterday, emoji statues are causing a commotion in Maryland, and Houston has vast mountain ranges according to the British! If you had an underwhelming Father's Day there's a hotline to help, and it was time to fess up to the biggest purchase of your life, whether you could afford it or not - what did you splurge on?! 

Today on the show we got a simple explanation on the difference between boys and girls, thanks to a dad traveling in the car with his kids. A French tennis player may have set a new athlete record - for most F-Bombs in an interview. Some British fans were watching England's World Cup match with family and Grandpa got exposed before it even started! Travis Kelce told a rather entertaining story about "meeting Warren Buffet," and thanks to a woman at the World Cup who met her boyfriend while waiting for a port-a-potty, we all told the story of how we met our significant other! 

Hump Day already, and we started out the show with a wonderful gift idea for Rick's recovery from surgery! An ice cream parlor went berserk on a customer for his 1-star review, we heard the best tv news bloopers of the past month, Dave debuted a new feature involving his wife's voice texts, the origins of "Touch Me" were explained, and apparently over half of parents are tracking their adult kids these days! 

It's Taco Tuesday and we celebrated with several celebrities! A woman ranted about the one dealbreaker for her attending a wedding, theater-goers in Turkey ended up laughing at the tragic death scene in Romeo & Juliet, Father's Day is on the way and we shared the best gift ideas for dad, then fessed up to the main treats he had that were passed down to us! 

Back at it! Today we recapped the historic first game of the World Cup for Team USA, turns out Dave's mom isn't the only one who makes suggestive cakes for her kids, Rod Stewart angered fans over the weekend after being caught faking a sick day, there's more sporting events planned for the White House after the Freedom 250 fight, and since Steven Spielberg's new extra-terrestrial movie opened over the weekend we talked personal UFO sightings! 

Happy Friday! Today we started things out high on basketball, despite it being the USA's first match in the World Cup tonight (more on that later). A carjacker made a rather odd pitstop in the middle of his crime spree, some poor Granny went to TikTok to complain about being kicked out of her nursing home for partying, and we learned about the infamous soccer announcer Andres Cantor and how he gears up for his legendary goal calls. John Cleese takes a swipe at us Yanks when it comes to soccer, and we all fessed up to who our "hall pass" is! 

Apologies for no podcast yesterdaym our freaking server went down on the one day I booked a surprise in-studio guest! (It was Duffy, for those wondering) Today we reacted to the unbelievable comeback the Knicks pulled on the Spurs in the NBA Finals, some teen burned a bra rack at Walmart, another dude somehow attended the wrong wedding, and Coors has released a truly absurd beer for the World Cup! We visited the doctor with comedian Brian Regan, and hit the phones to hear about the OPPOSITE of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, when it comes to weddings...

Taco Tuesday is upon us! And there's perhaps the most confusing political race in history happening in Alaska right now. The KISS kids formed their own band (and they're pretty good!), there was a massive bourbon theft in Philly, the World Cup begins here later this week, Dave got philosophical about being in his early 40s, and with Masters of the Universe premiering in theaters this past weekend, it was fitting to talk about the torture we put our action figures and dolls through as kids! 

Back in action for another work week, and today was the welcome return of our favorite lawman - Sheriff Grady Judd! Nicolas Cage has a new TV show, and you may be surprised to know it's not his first. What happens when Johnny Cash covers Vanilla Ice? You'll find out! It's National Best Friends Day, an adopted cat had a surprise in her litter for her owners, and we hit the phones to get all the juicy gossip on your office romances! 

Happy Friday! Today on the show we heard about a server at Olive Garden who experienced the highest of highs, then the lowest of lows. Bret Michaels' daughter explained what it was like growing up with a rock star dad, AC/DC has gone polka, and we celebrated National Donut Day! Did you know your attractiveness may be determined by the month you were born in?? Plus, Dave's Kindergartener suffered a big meltdown after his Mother's Day gift was spoiled, so listeners chimed in with the reasons their kids flipped out over little things that were HUGE to them! 

A new record has been set, and if you have little kids, they'd be amazed. Speaking of which, beware of AI chatbots! A Mickey impersonator pranked another one to do battle, we celebrated National Cheese Day, and hit the phones to hear the weirdest things you've found for sale online! 

We had a fun one today, starting out the show with a girl who spent weeks sweating in her car with no reason to! "Hood jars" are all the rage right now, and flooding social media feeds everywhere. Keystone Light has a bold promotion for America's 250th birthday, and Dave's fridge died in the worst month possible. But the big topic today came from X, where a woman's tweet about being propositioned by a tech at Valvoline has the internet at each other's throats! 

Happy Leave Work Early Day! You're excused. Some family is reeling over the wrong body being found in father's casket, a woman made a movie review of the new Star Wars movie with no knowledge of the franchise, there's a new career website you may be interested in if you're a slacker, and there's a little kid out there who means business if you mess with his Granny! We also hit the phones to hear what led to you being knocked unconscious! 

Back in action on a gorgeous Monday! Today we kicked things off with a little girl who made her grandma feel very old, some guy was banned from Six Flags parks for a stunt involving chicken nuggets, a live taste test went viral from the Cincinnati Reds announcer booth, there's a new service out there to help you afford concert tickets, and today is the day for coin flips. Plus, we hit the phones to hear about your most mortifying misspellings in texts! 

Happy Friday! Today we started things off with some bloopers from the tv news realm, kids invented a new way to "couch surf" and it's getting them injured, a cop was not nearly as embarrassed as he should have been when it came to what he thought he saw, and the Scripps Spelling Bee just aired last night. The Freedom 250 concert for America's birthday is facing some challenges, and we hit the phones to hear what unique expertise you have, that no one else in the audience does! 

It was a very music-heavy show today, topic-wise, but we started off in Florida where a thief broke into a store to steal Pokemon cards with a chainsaw! A couple musicians without instruments showed off their skills in a parking garage, we celebrated National Burger Day with some awful dad jokes, discovered a family that harmonizes at the pump, and traded theories on why modern music is so soulless and flat-out BAD these days! 

Midweek already, and we started with a semi-explanation for Rick's most recent absence from the show. Turns out soccer hooligans can be useful, a grandpa failed at ordering from Taco Bell, a TikTokker was super excited about her theory on why we experience deja vu, and be careful you don't leave mayo on your roof (it could get a lot of attention)! RFK Jr. posted a wild video of himself wrangling snakes on Dr. Oz's patio, and with school winding down right now we all shared our first summer jobs! 

Back from our 3-day weekend, and kicked things off with the world's most confusing order at a McDonald's drive-thru. Tipping has jumped the shark so hard, now self-service kiosks are expecting them. Hooters is going through a rebrand, we recapped Memorial Day weekend as if it was a sports broadcast, and hit the phones to hear about the worst tattoos out there! 

Happy Friday! Today Dave paid respects to the winningest driver in NASCAR who suddenly passed away, he found some dude online who wants nothing to do with Memorial Day parties, another guy did a great set of speed impressions of celebrities grilling, and Dave even tacked on a Rick impression! If you're a parent right now, the end of the school year probably has you frazzled, and in honor of King Charles we shared our stories about getting pooped on! 

It was a solo show today with Dave behind the mic, and things started off in a city council meeting with Flava Flav! "Tarps off" is the new trend in major league baseball. Temu is now selling meats, there's some value destinations for this weekend if gas is too expensive for a road trip, Dave's got a fancy date night tonight at the FREDDY Awards, and we got another listener voice text! 

Hump Day! And we started off with a new record set by the man who attempts one every week. We met the "Lawn Queen," heard about a delivery of pool noodles that was shocking, some poor baby was birthed in court as his mother was in handcuffs, and if gas prices are getting too hard to handle we may have a solution. Plus, a new Billy Joel biopic is in the works and he's not happy about it, and we hit the phones to hear what movies you walked out on! 

It's that timer of year that commencement speeches start going viral, a dog discovered a knack for playing a certain kind of piano, Rick almost fell for a fake video about a crazed HOA president, it's Barber Mental Health Awareness Day, and we hit the phones to finish the sentence, "You know you've been married a while when ___________?"

Back to work! Dave recapped the PGA Championship which just wrapped up in Philly, there was a very hyped MMA fight that didn't last long, WayMo cars are going haywire again, male cleavage is getting popular in the fashion world, and if you're a struggling graduate there's a new medication that may help! Plus, with the end of school approaching we hit the phones to hear your best school pranks!