This morning we covered two wildly odd stories involving people sent to prison - one a grandma at Disney World and the other the world's #1 golfer. And Dave's 4-year old son is crazy for car washes, which led us to hitting the phones to hear about the strangest kid obsessions! 

This morning we had some food news early, one story involving an Applebee's server losing her mind, the second involving a McDonald's deal for Grandma. Then we talked about the ridiculous reasons we've been pulled over or ticketed by police. Then the BIG surprise of the day, world #1 golfer Scottie Scheffler was arrested after a series of unfortunate events and Dave was losing his mind! 

This morning we played clips of famous musicians falling down the stairs, and held yet another great sandwich debate - this time involving tacos and burritos! 

This morning we found someone even luckier than Dave, who recouped the $300 from his deer incident on Monday that night. This involved catching foul balls! And back to another topic from this week, we found a "deadbot" dad who has everything ready for his digital afterlife. Plus, we got another listener e-mail! This time dealing with a public problem...

This morning we found our favorite Senior prank of the year, pondered why celebrities keep getting punched in NYC, and were both fascinated and creeped out by the new trend of "deadbots" in China! 

This morning we found audio from two extreme cases - one, involving a very brazen porch pirate, and two, involving a mailwoman with a lead foot! But the main topic today was Dave's commute, which confirmed it was Monday very quickly! 

This morning we were talking about a new nuggets deal from Wendy's and discovered a hilarious website exposing McDonald's. In similar news, Subway has come under fire for skimping on the meat in their hoagies, and someone even literally lashed out! Then we hit the phones to talk about products that were released to lots of hype, but completely failed! 

This morning we found Ozzy on a podcast talking the greatest guitarist ever and we attempted to understand him. Our anonymous musician in Macungie sent us a new tune for Lost Socks Memorial Day, and we had another venting session with "That Ain't Right," this time a road rage edition! 

This morning we found audio of pro wrestler Ric Flair getting cut off at a bar in Florida, the Boy Scouts are going inclusive with a rebrand, we taste-tested the soft drink modification blowing up on TikTok, and tackled another listener email - this one perhaps the most scandalous yet! 

This morning we did a big batch of isolated drum tracks for "Dave's Beatdown," but unfortunately we can't podcast published music, so here's two other segments from the show. A gym that claims to help you live as long as possible (for a hefty price), and another viral Tesla trouble, plus the hot new soft drink craze on TikTok! 

This morning we found a TikTok hack that might actually work, when it comes to getting a new job. We also learned what a "frunk" is and what NOT to stick in it, plus we hit the phones to hear the strange foods your pets love to eat!

Cinco de Mayo is approaching this Sunday so it was time to share our tequila horror stories! 

An unlikely hero has emerged in New York City that is bringing the masses together, Rick has noticed that bees are swarming everywhere lately, and we hit the phones to hear who your "hall pass" would be! 

With actor / director Daniel Roebuck in the Lehigh Valley shooting a new movie, we thought it'd be fun to open the phones to hear about people's "15 minutes of fame," whether they were extras in a film, got on the news or spotted a celebrity out in public - anything! 

Dave's run-in yesterday with the coyotes outside his house led to some home-wrecking in the Michaels household! So Rick took his argument with his wife public. Also, over the weekend, Rick was eavesdropping at his local diner and overheard a bunch of buddies debating the best breakfast sandwiches, so we once again too it to the listeners! 

This morning when Dave left for work he was serenaded by some truly terrifying sounds in the woods. So he recorded it and turned to the audience to figure out what the heck was going on! We also thought back to the early days of internet and the silly first email addresses we all came up with...

Today we checked in on the poor guy who went viral for having a line-drive homerun bounce off his head, listened in to a homeowner with the world's most annoying woodpecker, and with Prom season approaching, hit the phones to hear what your ride to the dance was! 

Today is the 20th anniversary of the first video ever posted to YouTube. So we marked the occasion by highlighting perhaps the best part of the website - its tutorials! We shared our success stories as less than handy guys, then hit the phones to hear the listeners' experience trying to fix things with a little help from the 'Tube! 

This morning we celebrated National Administrative Professionals' Day by sharing our nicknames for our bosses, then heard about a new robot dog that is a flamethrower. We also pondered the unwritten rule between friends over dating each other's exes! 

This morning some viral videos caught our attention, including a preservation experiment with a McDonald's Big Mac and a shoplifter whose produce plot got foiled. Plus, we shared the things we've never done that seemingly everyone else has regularly! 

It was a beautiful weekend and Dave spent most of it hauling 9 yards of mulch around, and even Rick got in on the action and may have started a neighborhood trend! Plus, we put an Ohio school on trial for "Listeners Court."

This morning we highlighted an influencer who freaked out over paying $7 for an apple at Whole Foods, got set for 4/20 with a story of the only person to ever out-smoke Snoop Dogg, and celebrated National Workout Week by admitting our secret workout playlist songs! 

Today we shared a bunch of random stories, involving Pop Tarts and racing, the dangers of roaming abroad, and a cat who defied gravity. Plus we called out our partners for their annoying quirks! 

The man who refuses to leave us alone, Travis Kelce, has apparently scored a gig hosting a new game show. We played "Sound FX Cinema" and also heard about a new McDonald's surcharge that's angering fast food fans, plus a Papa John's... candle??

Well that didn't take long. The latest "winners" of the super popular reality dating show "The Golden Bachelor" have divorced after only 3 months. But that may not stop them from bringing it back! We also got another listener email, this time needing help on what to do with a situation involving their HOA! 

Yesterday we all learned that OJ Simpson died from cancer, which led us to tapping into the memory banks for his infamous car "chase" back in 1994. And it's also Bring Your Own Cup Day on Saturday, April 13th at 7/11 tomorrow, but be careful what you bring in! 

We got another listener email! This time, a poor guy is trying to decide how to handle his wife's friend who is suddenly living with them and making things very uncomfortable. We also talked awkward things (mostly outfits) we encounter at the gym!

Tomorrow the biggest golf tournament of the year, The Masters, starts up and Dave can barely contain his excitement! So today we shared the obscure or niche events that we're totally obsessed with. Plus, the head coach of the NCAA champion UConn team shared his rather questionable good luck charm, so we shared ours as well! 

Rick called it! Today we reacted to yesterday's solar eclipse, and each of us did something really stupid in the past couple weeks so we hit the phones to all admit the one thing we'll never do again! 

Today's show revolved around the crazy weather phenomena we're experiencing, all within a week. First we had the earthquake on Friday, now the solar eclipse on Monday! 

Our show recorder malfunctioned yesterday, so you had to be there to experience it. Today it worked however! We started things out with a literal wild goose chase for one store owner who called 911, then hit the phones to hear your best "stranded stories" after 8 people missed the boat on their Norwegian cruise! And of course we talked the big anticipated event on Monday, the solar eclipse! We got some handy tips you don't wanna miss. 

Today we had to recap perhaps the best prank from April Fools Day, and no it wasn't from a corporation. Also, a new article came out claiming that men also suffer from a menopause of sorts, so we weighed the evidence and feelings of the audience as to whether MANopause is real or not! 

Apologies for the delay, Rick's out, which means Dave is overwhelmed behind the scenes! On TUESDAY we were left with the aftermath of all the April Fools pranks that were played - mainly by major corporations. We broke the best and the worst. Plus a new Jerry Seinfeld movie led us to the topic of creepy mascots!

It's Good Friday, which means an Easter weekend is upon us and most people will be either crafting Easter baskets or stuffing their face with the goodies inside. We shared our thoughts on the infamous local treat, Peeps, and all other Easter candy - the good, bad and ugly! 

This morning we got happy news out of Punxsutawney, as Phil became a father for the first time! A 400 pound gator has been relocated, after getting addicted to soda. And a huge weed festival in San Francisco has been cancelled. But our big topic of the day involved the proper way to slice / eat a sandwich! 

This morning we learned what "sunshine guilt" is, discovered that Mike Tyson has a new novelty weed edible, and Taco Bell is now charging extra for sauce. We also opened up the phone lines to let the audience vent with another edition of "That Ain't Right!" 

We found a story this morning about a poor sap who left his wife's $2,000 wedding dress on the roof of his car, which got us to sharing stories of strange things we've seen on top of rides. And the Mega Millions jackpot is up over a billion dollars, which has prompted people on social media to spring the question of whether you'd cheat on your spouse for that amount of money?!

A grocery chain is giving employees a day off to enjoy the upcoming solar eclipse, "bracketosis" is setting in for much of America, and Happy Gilmore 2 is apparently coming in the future! 

The times they are a changing, and we found the perfect example in a Houston bank robbery done by the "Little Rascals." But our big topic today was movies that should never be remade by Hollywood! Rick saw the new Roadhouse last night, and the phones lit up over certain films that should simply never be touched again! 

We normally only crown one, but couldn't ignore a trifecta of stupidity from Florida. "Asshats of the Week" were called out! And we got another listener email, this time involving a wife who wants her husband to PAY her for the honor of naming their son as his junior! 

Over the weekend John Mellencamp was heckled and did not take it well! Spring Break is still raging in Florida and an extreme shot of alcohol has become super popular, plus a viral TikTok video led us into "The Great Blueberry Debate!" 

Rick returned from his extended weekend roadtrip to Cleveland, and had stories galore. Plus it's the official first day of Spring, which many treat as a time to clean out the crap. Others are hoarders for life and need to be called out! 

Much to Dave's misfortune, St. Paddy's Day fell on the day before heading back to work on a Monday which makes the hangover extra fun! He talked about his wild weekend, then hit the phones to hear about times the audience experienced the dreaded workplace hangover. And plenty of people ingested green things this weekend, including the rats at a New Orleans police department! 

Today Dave rolled solo and found a hilarious live tv interview with Spring Breakers in New Orleans that went off the rails, plus the house from Roseanne just sold, which got him to thinking about which fictional tv or movie house would be the best to live in?!

Today we presented an interesting case to "Listeners Court" involving a Las Vegas snooper! We also covered a mass walkout at a dollar store chain this week, and similar situations at other businesses - one even local. 

Another brewery is hopping on the waste water wagon and Rick and Dave just don't get it, plus a criminal in Michigan may actually be dumber than yesterday's sex toy burglar. Plus New York City residents have had it with the smell of marijuana permeating the city, which got us to thinking about the smelliest living conditions we've ever been in! 

There's a new winter sport taking Colorado by storm, some idiot in Massachusetts decided to rob a sex toy shop, and we found out about a celebrity's daughter getting a $2,500 monthly allowance (with no chore in sight). We compared that to what we had to do / what we got growing up! 

Last night was The Academy Awards, which we obviously didn't stay up to watch, but we did have many highlights to react to! And Bowflex just declared bankruptcy, which got us to thinking about all the wacky impulse buys we've made over the years.

Lawmakers in New Hampshire are really tackling the big issues in society, and a wedding ceremony was rudely interrupted by a cow. Plus, a new list of people's Top 10 dining annoyances came out, so we opened the phones to hear your biggest pet peeve when it comes to going out to eat! 

Some lawyer online has gone viral for his passionate protest that cereal should be considered a soup. We took the question to the people today!