The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

Happy Friday! Today the guys heard the loudest human shout according to Guinness, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 9 of the NFL season, a kid went viral for something in his Trick or Treat bag, and even when you're feeling broke there's still certain things you splurge on! 

There's finally a reason to watch the Eagles on Sunday, a criminal had an odd request after flipping his car in a police chase, Rick discovered what "fridge cigs" are, there's a new cure for insomnia, and the guys talked about their most awkward run-ins in public, then hit the phones to hear yours! 

This morning the guys talked about the guy who decided to walk around the entire Earth for 28 years, people are protesting an insurance mascot, the midterm election hangover is thick, and have you ever lost something special and never found it?? You're not alone! 

Apparently Bill Belechick broke up with his 49 years younger girlfriend, if you're friendly to your AI chatbot you'll likely get better results, there's now a service providing instant lawsuits, and the guys pondered the most poorly named things in life! 

It was a Monday in every sense of the word, as Rick's equipment didn't work until near halfway through the show, AND the guys were coming in off perhaps the worst loss of the year for Eagles! But they forged ahead to talk about a "never-ending cruise," a voice contest in Boston, and what to do with all that leftover candy corn. Plus, Dave's wife got some bad news last week which changed his mood drastically, coming off his best gambling week of the year! You can probably relate...

Happy Friday! On this Halloween Eve, the boys fell prey to a little candy corn trolling, as is custom. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 8 in the NFL, the clocks will be falling back this weekend which is always fun if you have a baby, and if your personality came with a warning label, what would it say?? 

Rick lost money on another moneyline bet after the Brewers fumbled what seemed like a World Series championship! Trick or Treat is leading to "recession indicators," the new iPhone is all it's cracked up to be (in the most unfortunate sense), MSG management played a cruel trick on their employees, and the guys hit the phones to hear about the best DIY Halloween costumes! 

Today on the show, Dave was in a good mood after cashing a football bet for a grand! Some parents in Florida called the cops at a soccer match because a 3 year old was too good, a motorist was rescued by a banana, the guys shared their weekly Penn Power peeves, and hit the phones to hear the strange personal rules people have! 

Back in action on a Monday, and today the guys reacted to NFL action and recapped Dave's "Pigskin Picks," there was a video posted by the owner of SMP steaks online this weekend (in the midst of their war with the township), speed cameras nabbed hundreds of thousands of drivers in a neighborhood last month, Rick & Patti have been embroiled in a heated debate over a certain cookie, and there's now a store for troublemakers on Halloween! 

Happy Friday! Today on the show, Rick has clearly fallen into an online algorithm for disgrunted Eagles fans. Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, there's new movies on Hallmark Channel for Halloween, and the guys hit the phones to hear how you embarrassed yourself at work! 

The World Series is almost here and the Milwaulkee Brewers are playing with karma fire when it comes to a past promotion, beavers are coming to the rescue to fight droughts, HOAs are now cracking down on Trick or Treat night, and one of the Valley's most beloved cheesesteak spots is under attack from local government so it was time for a "Great Cheesesteak Debate!" 

For almost a decade, Jay-Z has been in charge of who performs in the NFL's Super Bowl Halftime Show, and rumor is he's leaning towards picking himself for it this year! There's a secret group out in San Francisco going to very bizarre lengths to help the homeless, a drunken Canadian stole a flamingo in Vegas, apparently you can return trees to Costco, and a train got stuck in a tornado! 

The boys were back on-air, nursing their Eagles hangover, but there was some comedy relief in the loss to Carolina! A man in Florida was so drunk he couldn't even tie his shoes, a Pennsylvania professor has been protesting UberEats robots in a confrontational way, and dynamic pricing is getting totally out of control! And beware if you have the munchies, Rick & Dave hit the phones to hear what snack is the one that does you in every time! 

Happy Friday! Today the guys reacted to big upsets lately in both football and baseball, Dave broke down his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 6 in the NFL, they crowned their "Asshat of the Week," and previewed what the Hallmark Chanell has in store for Halloween. Dave lamented the loss of his new favorite restaurant, so they hit the phones to hear the best dining spots in the Lehigh Valley! 

Today on the show, the boys discussed the new trend of couples pole dancing, a crazy viral video of a massive runaway inflatable pumpkin, some advice for your kid if they're being lazy about Trick or Treating, and what embarrassed you most as a teen?? Everyone fessed up. 

Hump Day is heating up in the Lehigh Valley, and today the guys talked the Guitar Center ban that was recently overturned, a new "allergy-free" peanut butter on the market, the Kelly Clarkson scandal that refuses to go away, and even shared a PSA for those with obese pets! Some guy broke out onto an airport tarmac for a joyride, and it was long overdue for a "Listeners' Court," this time involving a case with dating apps! 

Last night's Monday Night Football was perhaps the best game of the year, Instagram is under fire for pushing Creed on the masses, there's apparently a wage gap between AI agent "genders," the midterm elections are exhausting everybody with ads, and The Beach Boys trotting out Mike Love inspired the phone topic of acts that need to stop touring! 

Another Monday morning back to work after a brutal Eagles choke job! The guys vented on the woes in the NFC East yesterday (for all teams), there's a fun new lawn service company on the market, it's Columbus Day, some guy went viral for his home printer rant, and the world's biggest pumpkin has been crowned. Plus, in this day and age of expediance, there's still some things they we have to wait for - and it drives us crazy! 

Happy Friday! Today on the show, a woman used her "news voice" in a drive-thru, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 5 in the NFL, a Karen was triggered by a mariachi band in the park, some dude decided to sing Michael Jackson songs as Droopy Dog, and the guys hit the phones for "Fill In The Blank Friday!" 

Today the guys investigated the origins of El Nino, heard how people sound using ChatGPT, exposed a boyfriend who ruined the party for his girlfriend, and talked about the hottest toy in America! Aerosmith is suddenly back to playing shows, but there's something suspicious about them. And speaking of concerts, have you ever been roped into seeing one you didn't want to? You're not alone! 

Happy Hump Day! Major League Baseball has had two of the exact same anomolies happen in the playoffs, a Florida politician did the unthinkable, Sears used to sell dynamite in their catalog, and there's big opportunities if you own a failing business, thanks to Spirit Halloween! "The Door Kick Challenge" is gaining popularity, it's Amazon Prime Day 2, and the guys got their first listener email in a while, in need of some advice for a youth sports moral dilemma! 

Today on the show the guys warned bar owners of the "Crossword Bandit," Megan Fox's new commercial is rather steamy, a woman is suing a club after falling off their mechanical penis, and it's Tuesday so time for Penny Power peeves! Plus, Rick is considering growing a beard for winter and Patti is not having it! 

Happy Friday! Today the guys talked about the pandemonium at last weekend's Easton High School football game, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 4 in the NFL, a manager at Pat's down in Philly had a cheesesteak thrown at him, and a new survey claims 70% of Americans prefer a shoes off policy in their home! The audience weighed in...

The boys overcame technical difficulties all show long to talk about the Phillies miraculous comeback to stay alive in the playoffs, a very exclusive perk from Taco Bell, people who have started charging guests to attend their wedding, what women think while walking their dogs, and a fun hypothetical question: What would your friends or family assume you got arrested for if they didn't know?! 

It's the final day of September, and fittingly there's rumors of a Green Day alarm clock. People are just waking up to the fact that Hot Pockets did away with their crisping sleeve, some guy got busted by the cops and blamed it on McDonald's, Global Warming is rebranding yet again, two drunken brothers got hungry during their standoff with the police, and is it ok to hug people at work? Everyone gave their take! 

It was a rough morning for Eagles fans, as they suffered perhaps their worst loss in the Nick Sirianni era the night before. A deer may be able to help the team though! A study was done on cursing, there's a new medication for grumpy guys, "Penny Power Peeves" made its triumphant return, and everyone shared the thing their significant other can do better than themselves! 

The boys were back on air! They covered a fight that erupted in NASCAR over the weekend, some poor homeowner in Florida that bad luck befell twice, a woman who did the dumbest thing imaginable to beat a DUI, and attempted to finally knock a country song off the top pedastal! It's National Drink A Beer Day, and every couple is different when it comes to flatulence etiquette, so "The Great Gas Debate" was held to settle it! 

Today's show was a "Free-For-All Friday" packed with listener requests, but the guys did manage to listen in on the White Sox drunken locker room celebration after making the playoffs, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 3 in the NFL, Patti has been using ChatGPT waaaay too much, there's now lawsuits alleging GLP-1 meds are causing vision loss, the latest online scam involves Goldfish crackers, and Starbucks is shutting down hundreds of stores! 

Today on the show, Rick & Dave reacted to the first-ever fight between man and machine, a woman somehow fell into a sinkhole on her birthday, there's some wacky new food and drinks out there, and it was time for everybody to fess up to the thing they silently judge people for! 

Today on the show, the guys discovered quite the young guitar virtuoso taking on Dire Straits, some dude was so hungry he couldn't wait for his DoorDash order after his driver crashed, a woman recited the entire alphabet in "news speak," Moutain Dew has a chance for you to win $1 million if you believe, and shared the one big life change you did not see coming! 

Rick returned! Today's show was mostly taken over by him explaining his disappearance for the last 4 months, so if you needed closure, this is the podcast to listen to. It's also a really bad time to buy a pickup truck, and the boys hit the phones to hear if anyone else can relate to the struggle of recovering from surgery on your own at home! 

Today on the show, Dave featured two different social media pianists, each with a surprise in-store. Did you ever know a total loser who ended up very successful? You're not alone. Phillies announcer John Kruk made another hilarious aside in a game the other night. If you don't enjoy Dancing With The Stars, maybe you'll have more fun with regular people, and Dave has been texting with someone for at least several years now that he's never met! Have you ever long-corresponded with someone you've never seen in-person?? 

Hump Day started off with the news that Jack Black is touring with the sons of metal royalty, there's a naughty pumpkin for sale in stores that you may want to be wary of, some guy has been getting a kick out of confusing job interviewers, and it's National Sit With A Stranger Day! A 3-year-old did a rather incredible thing to save her mom's life, and with the Emmys in the rear view, Dave hit the phones to find out how audience members made it onto television! 

Dave's been struggling to keep his son's Halloween decorations intact in the front yard and he's not alone, a suspect in a burglary case is driving a not too inconspicuous car, some guy not only trespassed on a homeowner's property but got creepy in the process, and the Midterms fatigue is setting in strong! Dave dug up a classic George Carlin bit to explain the difference between baseball and football, and after a listener posed the question, the greatest American rock and roll band was debated! 

Back at it! Today on the show, Dave celebrated the 60th anniversary of The Monkees debuting on American television. A suspicious man was pulled over by the cops, not realizing that he was the person of interest. Two British women are getting weird when it comes to feeding their babies, it's National Coloring Day and Crayola has released new colors, and with last week having National School Picture Day, Dave hit the phones to hear about your funniest or most embarrassing school photo! 

The NFL season has begun and it started pretty much exactly how it ended, a mayor is under fire for walking around without any pants, science is trying to explain why dads sneeze so loudly, and it's National School Picture Day! Women are less than thrilled about football coming back, and iPhone users are likewise not happy because they're claiming their phones have become noticeably worse right before the new one was unveiled! 

It's National When Pigs Fly Day, so it was worth telling the wild story behind Pink Floyd's "Animals" cover photo, the NFL returns tonight and even the toddlers are excited about it, Dave prepared a eulogy for all the soon-to-be "football widows" out there, and since Labor Day is behind us and summer is considered over, it's a great time to remember that season of our youth when we experienced our summer love. 

Back from a 3-day weekend, and it's a big day for Trekkies! A new documentary trailer dropped over the weekend that's both haunting and mesmerizing, tennis players at the US Open have a unique complaint, and it was duct tape to the rescue once again up in the skies over the weekend! The world's biggest Billy Joel fan just might be a dog, and Dave has been getting annoyed at certain things his friends have been posting on social media and he's not alone! 

What a weird and wonderful way to close out the week and hit the 3-day weekend! People are confused over the meaning of Labor Day, we heard celebrity plans for the weekend, Green Day has a roadtrip anthem for it, and our very own Mitch crashed the morning show unannounced! So Dave made the decision to forego everything he had planned and pick Mitch's brain on radio stories from the past, and celebrate the history of The Hawk for the 25th Anniversary!

It was a wild morning, weather-wise, with severe thunderstorms and an epic lightning show, and some guy on Long Island recently got struck but lived to tell the tale! Tiger Woods got his license suspended for 5 years, but Florida police can't decide if that means golf carts too. A bartender shared the weirdest tips he's ever received, the cast of the new Dancing With The Stars was announced, and Dave shared his texting tradition he's had with a friend for 22 years... then hit the phones to find out about a whole lot more! 

The school year has just started but kids are already getting into trouble, the serial "butt-sniffer" in California got arrested again, there's a new destination to relax over Labor Day weekend, Journey brought out a singer to cameo with them live on-stage and it did not go so well, and a DoorDash driver was delivering food naked in Texas so Dave hit the phones to hear about your strangest delivery encounters! 

Dave found yet another audio clip to wake you up if you didn't have your coffee yet, surcharges at restaurants continue to jump the shark, turns out Nirvana made the Billboard dance chart, and people on social media are hating on September for some reason! A World War II vet celebrated his 101st birthday in an awesome and ironic way, and Dave told the story of his encounter with a "Karen" over the weekend at a brewery! 

Back to the grind, with a bunch of fun stories in tow! A dog surprised his owners by bringing an armadillo home, the new trend in online streaming is doing it with grizzly bears, a truck hauling Pabst Blue Ribbon was hijacked, and we went inside the mind of a zookeeper today! Life imitated art in the skies last week, and with the return of college football, Dave hit the phones to hear if anyone ever needed to lie to their wife to watch it! 

Happy Friday! Today Dave played rare audio he found from The Beatles' final concert, the voice of Optimus Prime from Transformers (and many other characters) died, Trekkies are gathering in London to break a record, and there's a new product being offered by Big Pharma that sounds great! Turns out ChatGPT is really bad at a lot of things, especially honking a car horn, and Dave's sister-in-law nearly had a panic attack after her dog launched himself out the window, so he hit the phones to hear the best naughty dog stories from listeners! 

It was a soaking wet Thursday and Dave dove into everything from the best Dolly Parton punchlines to a new survey on the clothes people wear to bed. There's a new Willy Wonka game show coming to Netflix, toilet paper prices might be surging due to the trade war with Canada, a young kid claims he drank beer in preschool, and with all the kids back in class Dave had listsners call in to share the cruelest nicknames for classmates back in the day! 

It was a sad morning, after getting the news that Dolly Parton passed away at the age of 80. Dave paid tribute to the icon in various segments, and also featured a weatherman who went viral for completely losing it while giving a forecast! And a man in Georgia found $30 on the ground in Walmart and ended up having the cops come looking for him! Which led to the debate - is it a crime to simply find cash on the ground and keep it??

Today on the show, Dave started off plunging the depths of the see for weird stories and shared a new discovery about dolphins and a prank call involving a whale! The owner of the San Francisco 49ers was arrested at a trailer park looking for illicit sex, a Kindergarten teacher shared bathroom tips for incoming students, and listeners shared their emotions over dropping their kids off at school! 

Yesterday the Phillies stormed back in the 9th with their first walkoff homerun in over 1,100 games! Darth Vader paid a visit to a city council meeting in favor of Flock cameras, some dude in Florida ordered a fully cooked alligator off Facebook Marketplace, and with kids returning to school today in the Lehigh Valley, chances are you'll be stressed later in the school pickup line! Plus, Dave got into a little tiff with his wife over the weekend, and hit the phones to see if you could relate...

Today's show featured a musician turning the Sesame Street theme song into a dark rock anthem, comedian Fred Armison has been fiddling with Phil Collins songs on drums, and it's National Radio Day! Dave's sons are at the point of summer where they've seen too much of one another and he found another young kid who can relate, and it was time to own up to the words that trip us up every time - what's the word you simply can't pronounce?! 

This morning Dave had to deliver the sad news about ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard passing away, and paid tribute to him with a variety of interview clips. Jason Kelce's reign as the king of man children continues in a new campaign to drink his beer and send AI data centers your pee, it's National Potato Day and to celebrate a daycare of toddlers attempted to pronounce it, and with kids heading back to school, listeners shared their stories about skipping out on it!