This morning we felt like we could be another pandemic could be unfolding, because over 40 monkeys escaped a lab in South Carolina! Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 10 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and asked the audience what's lurking in those weirdass cabinets above the fridge!

This morning we got the secret to a long life, thanks to a 95-year-old pickleball champ, we got closure on the case of the unlimited miles Hertz rent-a-car guy (sort of), and it's Exploding Whale Day in Oregon and the origin is crazy! We also dove into the neighborhood war surrounding the house from Goonies, and asked the listeners what house they would live in from tv or film! 

Today on the show we discovered perhaps the most French crime of all-time, learned what this "suspect challenge" is all about on TikTok (kind of) and had a listener go on a rude date recently, which got us to questioning how everybody calls waitstaff to their table when dining out! 

This morning we learned that many teams in the NFL have hopped on the Taylor Swift bandwagon, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 8 in the NFL, Pepperidge Farms has bizarrely rebranded their Goldfish crackers, and some guy announced his wish to divorce to his wife through a celebrity Cameo! We also debated at what age should you cut off Trick or Treaters - if at all! 

This morning we broke down the most pressing, important sports stories of our time - was Jason Kelce asleep at a Taylor Swift concert, and was Aaron Rodgers eating his boogers on the sideline? We found "the most terrifying haunted attraction in America" and want nothing to do with it, somebody used AI to make a Mortal Kombat game featuring pop culture celebrities, and we all shared our irrational fears this morning! 

Rick watched the new Travis Kelce game show and needed to warn people, the new Nike ad with LeBron James and his son caught our attention, and shoe thieves got a half off deal they're sure to regret. Somebody shamelessly called CPS on rapper Cardi B, and after Chick-fil-A bizarrely announced a streaming service, KFC followed suit by announcing a white noise to help you sleep! We also hit the phones to hear your best stupid scar stories...

Rick returned! And he finally hit an NFL parlay. An airport in New Zealand is putting a cap on cuddle time, the bodycam footage leaked from Patrick Mahomes Sr.'s DUI before the Super Bowl, and the newest streaming service has a scratching our heads! Plus, it's "Back To The Future Weel" so we pondered the one thing we'd change about our past if we could...

This morning Dave held it down solo and found a head-scratching clip from Family Feud involving a dirty date. He also gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, and talked about a KFC worker who was prepping food barefoot on the counter. So naturally, the listeners shared their worst barefoot violations and other tales of bad human hygiene! 

Seinfeld mushed the Mets, we found a veteran of the hand-farting genre, and a woman somehow got convinced turkey legs are in reality made of ham! Rick's Apple watch has been freaking him out lately, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" early, and hit the phones to hear about Halloween pranks after Dave's plumber got hit last week! 

The big Netflix fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is under a week away, and we talked the odds and what celebs are saying about it. Voice actor Hank Azaria continues living his best life, and Rick has an idea for a topical Halloween special! We also got food reviews of the new McDonald's and Wendy's gimmicks out there, and took calls to hear about the discontinued fast food items you wish would return...

This morning we heard the latest viral plane freakout, eavesdropped on a cat convention's on-brand karaoke, and Rick had to rant on the uptick in ads playing across streaming platforms. A dog went viral for its colorful droppings at the vet, and we hit the phones to hear the foods you LOVE, but only in small doses! 

This morning we reacted to the Eagles eeking out a win and Dave's "Pigskin Picks," found out that people are hacking Roomba vacuum cleaners, and broke down a standoff at a small town Burger King. We also aired a Grandpa who just discovered the joys of THC gummies, and read another listener email! 

Happy Friday! Nintendo has a new alarm clock on the market, we talked the viral sensation "Lieutenant Dan" who rode out the hurricane in his boat, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" with a twist, and we hit the phones to hear whether you require permission to make a big purchase with your spouse! 

Rick returned! That was the good news. The Phillies? Not so much. Dua Lipa disgusted Gordon Ramsey with her favorite homemade drink, there's new pants that can turn you basically into a cyborg, Geico's app has a creepy feature, and we hit the phones to hear about the incriminating pics you have of your significant other! 

This morning Dave talked a house taken over by a hundred raccoons, a guy who trolled his wife because she finally cleaned the house, and a little girl who has a bizarre choice for a Halloween costume. We all got Italian lessons, thanks to one couple, and debated whether Zodiac signs are legit when it comes to relationships! 

This morning Rick was out sick, so Dave juggled all kinds of topics, from the weirdest Halloween product out on the market this year to really bad singing courtesy of everyone from seniors to players. A hotel clerk really creeped out some woman, then interrupted her video about the incident! And the hot new fall fashion item is apparently robes, which always lead to awkward encounters...

Dave came in hurting today, after his 7-leg parlay that would have paid $1100 crashed and burned on the last play of Sunday Night Football - and it happened past midnight! We talked about some idiot influencer who was texting while driving and paid the price, a brand new invention we have interest in, and a plane emergency that we just talked about last year! We also had another listener email to offer guidance to...

This morning we heard about a rather odd snack being pushed by a former NFL star, crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and got Dave's "Pigskin Picks" for Week 5 in the NFL, plus hashed out the new accusations against country star Garth Brooks! 

Everybody relax! The toilet paper panic is back, thanks to the longshoreman strike. We found one dedicated dad who refused to miss his daughter's wedding, and got another listener email which we took to the audience to solve his age gap dilemma! 

This morning we talked Travis Kelce's new game show, and a goat that stole the show at a half marathon. Some guy in Texas stuck it to Swifties with a charity auction, the new Joker film is embarrassing news anchors everywhere, and all morning Rick was struggling to wrangle his Scream Chicken! We also hit the phones to hear the most humorous WiFi network names...

This morning we talked about the deaths of two sports superstars within 24 hours, as both Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose passed away. Speaking of sports stars, one got pranked pretty badly by his new coworkers, and we tackled a new survey claiming "grunt science." We also found an early nominee for "Asshat of the Week!" 

This morning we recapped how Rick did on his first football segment, found out there's a Monopoly drinking game on the market, and had some fun at the expense of a tv news crew. Some freaky revelations have come out about The Brady Bunch cast, and we hit the bedroom to see if you're the tuck it kind, or if you need it untucked!

This morning we discovered we have a Guinness World Record holder in our own backyard! Dave benched himself after two awful weeks of "Pigskin Picks," so the backup came in for Week 4 in the NFL. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones to hear your unique grandparent nickname! 

Tons of topics on the show today! Andy Reid came to the defense of Travis Kelce's slump, Wendy's found a new way to troll McDonald's, squatters have taken over the mansions of someone close to home, and Ozempic varies greatly by country. We also told the hilarious tale of the failed "Bridgerton Ball" in Detroit, and hit the phones to hear the things you found in foods that should have never been there!

Today we were surprised to hear these new Brett Favre revelations, from Capitol Hill, no less. Rick found the most popular Halloween costume of 2024, NBC's "Chicago" franchise has truly jumped the shark, and a nurse gives a warning for those who use more than one alarm clock. Plus we played with fire by debating who is the better driving between spouses! 

Rick returned today and took Dave to task on his slumping "Pigskin Picks," some poor woman's "arms exploded" thanks to a CrossFit workout, and apparently Diddy's "freak-off" tapes have hit the dark web. And with Dave's sudden weekend decision, the listeners chimed in with helpful advice for having a new puppy in the home...

Rick's still making his way home from visiting family in Cleveland, so Dave held down the fort again and talked about why people are annoying farms all over the country, and a surprising backpack discovery made by teachers. He also traumatized his son with a movie choice over the weekend, so he hit the phones to hear what movie was responsible for scarring your childhood! 

Today we found a hack to use instead of huffing and puffing over your birthday cake, some idiot got himself 12 traffic tickets in New York, and with interest rates being lowered, don't be surprised if the home buyers come out in full force! We also got another listener email, this time dealing with an issue over finances between a couple. Enjoy! 

This morning we had a blast coming up with what our personal entrance song would be, but seeing as we can't podcast licensed music, you'll have to settle for these other content breaks! We learned what "nappuccinos" are, celebrated National Cheeseburger Day, and gave a warning to people who frequent drive-thrus! Plus, we took a look into the dark and twisted world of P. Diddy, who was just denied bail in his sex trafficking case. 

We woke up in misery, thanks to the Eagles game last night. But our job is to turn that frown upside down, so we took a look at some wacky news involving the Ig Nobel Prize and a scrapyard drunk! But the big event of the day was Dave tackling a feat that The Rock loves to pull at adult parties. Prepare for the "Rock Bottom Grape Challenge!" 

Week 2 in the NFL was a coming out party for underdogs, we learned how to hack a claw machine thanks to TikTok, Chief Wiggum gave us his take on the migrants reportedly eating cats and dogs, and we also called out the worst offenders when it comes to rockers who sold out! 

Ever celebrate a friend's birthday at the stroke of midnight, drunk on their porch? We found two guys who did. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," then got swamped in phone calls over our bathroom habits at work. Plus of course, it's a Football Friday, so Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2! 

This morning we talked about a car dealership that tried to pull a fast one with a contest, a majore mess-up when ordering produce, and a drunken teenage mayor! But the big trending topic was Shannon Sharpe accidentally streaming a sex act, and another listener email! 

This morning we talked Jason Kelce's wardrobe malfunction on Monday Night Football, a new novelty "Candy Corn Suite" right next door at Great Wolf Lodge, and where NOT to store your gun! Dave almost got "Scheffler'd" on his way to the show today, after just coining the phrase. And going off the Tyreek Hill incident, we hit the phones to hear about the worst time you were falsely accused of something! 

This morning we played audio from police bodycams involved in Tyreek Hill's incident before the Dolphins game. Rick is dreading this Friday, thanks to a procedure involving his manhood. And wildfires are starting from an unlikely source in Colorado, a new pizza study caught our attention, and some guy in the Netherlands went to extreme lengths to get his stuff back from his ex-girlfriend! 

This morning we reacted to all the NFL action over the weekend, especially the crazy Tyreek Hill situation in Miami. Some guy had a Lego in his face for over 25 years, and Snoop wants to hold a "Hood Olympics!" We also brainstormed a pill to give our partners to rid them of whatever it is that irks us most about them...

Football Friday! The Eagles season begins tonight in Brazil, and Dave was back with his "Pigskin Picks" for the NFL season! Plus, after Joey Chestnut set the world record for hot dogs eaten in one sitting, we hit the phones to hear the listeners' personal best when it comes to stuffing their faces. 

Pro football returns tonight, which means Dave's "Pigskin Picks" are right around the corner as well! Rachel Ray posted a video on her Instagram that has the internet wondering if she had a stroke or just one too many. And by popular demand, we opened the phones to let you vent today in "That Ain't Right!" 

This morning we heard Travis Kelce's take on Taylor Swift drawing up plays for the Chiefs, dug up an old phone prank of Rick's thanks to TikTokkers reinvigorating them, and heard the case of a toddler being locked in an airplane bathroom for crying. We also learned about the new workout trend of rucking! 

This morning we found out Taylor Swift may actually be drawing up plays for the Chiefs this season, Cody Chestnut set a new hot dog record, and those stranded astronauts up in the space capsule have a creepy new problem! Plus we discovered a home owners association in South Carolina that really hates kids having fun. We got your take on HOAs today, enjoy! 

This morning we talked the first full week of college football and the laughably lopsided matchups, we crowned out "Asshat of the Week," and found another fascinating Australian law. Plus, some guy in Michigan survived being hit by a train after falling asleep on the tracks, so we hit the phones to hear the strange place you woke up! 

This morning we had everything from a Cubs winning streak inspired by a Taylor Swift candle, to a painful situation in the NFL involving wiping, plus we learned what "Venmo moms" are and even caught a new catchphrase from the Hawk Tuah girl! We want to adopt an Australian law into our workplace, and had a listener call up with a dilemma he had at Wawa - what would you do in his situation?! 

This morning we talked about the newest owner in the horseracing world - Travis Kelce! Speaking of strange ventures, a start-up tech company plans to sell sunlight, IKEA is opening up a resale website for their furniture, and a woman found herself in a quandary on Tinder after discovering the guy she'd been talking to on there is married. What to do?? We hit the phones to hear how you'd handle the situation...

This morning we talked protecting our kids, both physically and digitally. Dave had a minor mishap with his son getting off the bus yesterday, and some mom's toddler tried to reconnect her to a past boyfriend! A group of people decided to try bidets for the first time, and with school back in session we looked back on our biggest school projects that ended in disaster! 

This morning talking animals played a big role in the content, as we learned of a new novelty Trump fish, a handyman who got distracted chatting with a cat, and a husky who found a hilarious way to get out of trouble. Speaking of funny, an old couple got into a heated argument over who was to blame for a red light camera infraction! And we went back to the howling husky to hear your stories about bad dogs with good tricks to get out of trouble...

Rick's living the dream - a birthday on a sunny Friday! Today we talked the upcoming Philly Naked Bike Ride, then debated the question buzzing across the internet this week involving a choice between a talking dog or cat that pays the rent. Bruce Springsteen got booed in Philly, and a parrot made a fool out of a neighborhood handy man!  

This morning we talked everything from Starbucks already releasing their pumpkin spice lattes, a drunken toddler, and J.Lo's SIXTH divorce, to where our high school hangouts were and most importantly... the launch of our very own morning show beer! 

This morning we kicked things off talking sports, as Jeff Bezos plans to buy the Celtics and Dave's "Pigskin Picks" are right around the corner for the NFL! Rick is excited to try the new Heinz robotic snack dipper, an adult kangaroo is wild in West Virginia, and "tipflation" has now extended to Amazon drivers. Plus, we got another listener email, this time involving a guy, a girlfriend, and a doggy dilemma....

We returned to the air this morning with a Ring doorbell clip from a pissed off bartender, heard the insane story of a hospital who lost a patient's skull fragment, and a new "husband-calling" champ has been crowned. Plus a new survey of the weirdest trash people have been leaving out in 2024 was released, so we hit the phones to hear the most unique or funny thing you've seen out on the curb! 

This morning we kicked things off with a most ironic DUI for a NASCAR driver, then heard the sneaky new ways inflation is affecting consumers. Chuck E. Cheese is now offering a subscription service, the world's widest tongue has been crowned, and we hit the phones to hear your worst blind date stories!