The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

Back at it, after a weekend where Rick was in hiccup hell. So we used the power of radio to get the best cures! The person you least expected sang the National Anthem at a minor league baseball game, Pokemon products are getting ridiculous, and thieves are going to new lengths to steal gas from cars. Plus, we talked the recently released UFO files from the government that we're not all that wowwed by. 

Happy Friday! Today we talked about fights breaking out between gators in Florida homes, and the big one coming up on the White House lawn. A man is suing a body donation company for what they did to his mom, donkey basketball is back as a fundraiser, Guns N Roses is covering a song we did not see coming, and we hit the phones to hear you describe your marriage in just 4 words! 

This morning we learned what "dry humping" is in baseball, a drunkard ruined a surprise party, a Karen attacked a Corvette, Philly has a new legend thanks to a local news interview, and it's National Nurses Week so we hit the phones to hear your craziest nursing stories! 

Rick returned this morning and the boys told the story of "paying it forward" mixed with revenge, there's new Barbie stamps coming to the post office, it's International No Diet Day, and also Cinco de Seis! There's some rather odd mixes of bands from the 80s touring together this summer, and we hit the phones to hear about the shortest-lived marriages you know of! 

Rick conveniently took off for Cinco de Mayo, so Dave held down the (Mexican) fort and featured a very dumb friend, assimilated a very confused British woman in the States, shared Matthew McConaughey's margarita recipe, and even got Barry Manilow in the mix of celebration! Speaking of which, it's a holiday for teachers as well, and Mother's Day is approaching so it was time to share stories about pissing her off! 

Back in action on a Monday, and we reacted to a rather wild Kentucky Derby! Florida alligators are wreaking havoc on the highways, David Lee Roth is covering a very odd song lately, and May the 4th be with you! Spirit Airlines is no more, and Dave's been suffering from sticker shock at restaurants lately so we went to the phones to find out the most reasonable places to take your family to eat these days! 

It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever gotten! 

Rick returned! And today we found out "butt cramps" are plaguing big leagers, "fecesing" is a problem in Florida, and people really fell for sharks in the Great Lakes. There was a stampede of stranded passengers on a tarmac in France, "fart salads" are trending on TikTok, and apparently King Charles is related to President Trump?! So we hit the phones to hear what famous people YOU are related to! 

Rick's still out, so Dave cohosted with a bunch of animals today (story-wise). Some woman swarmed cops with bees while being evicted, a seagull screeching competition just took place, and a T-Rex caught on fire in Kansas! A TikTokker went over the most cringe-inducing phrases Millennials need to let go of, we talked the Michael Jackson documentary that is crushing at the box office, then hit the phones to hear your wildest stories from the delivery room! 

Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most brutal punishment would be for them these days as an adult! 

Back at it! Today we celebrated Babe Ruth Day and talked about the Wayne Gretzky jersey that just sold for almost $3 million. Cyndi Lauper was rudely interrupted by a bachelor party at her Vegas residency, a Chinese food restaurant was busted for roadkill, and there's been rumors swirling about a Chipotle subscription service. We also hit the phones to hear the one thing you would choose to have free for life if you could! 

Today is "Take Your Child To Work Day" so Dave brought his nine-year-old James back to co-host the entire show! We tested the audience to see if they were smarter than him, took the disgusting Beanboozled challenge, and played off the Newlywed Game to see how well Dave knows his son...

The World Cup is coming to Philly and the price gouging is insane! Jeff Bezos's rocket has a problem being premature, Barilla released a fun way to make your pasta, and with TV sweeps taking a break, get ready for all the awful replacement shows. ESPN is planning their own version of Jeopardy, and we got another listener voice text with a messy problem at home! 

Today we had a slew of random stories, from an emergency hot air balloon landing to a million bees who got loose on the highway! A cruise passenger won a lawsuit for being served too much tequila, other cruise passengers were not so lucky with their destination be rerouted. Women are getting wacky with their wine drinking, and we hit the phones to hear what your last petty argument with your significant other was about! 

Back in action! We celebrated every stoner's favorite holiday, heard about a smash and grab with a twist, Amazon drones may want to reconsider their current policies, and Spirit Airlines has declared bankruptcy again. Seeing as it's 4/20, there's a new food delivery service you may wanna use, and we hit the phones to have some fun playing the "Florida Man Challenge!" 

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your ex or spouse would be if they were represented by a store! 

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! 

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language! 

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail! 

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball! 

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in! 

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the golf tournament.

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cake-eating competition, and we tried to solve another listener dilemma! 

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments! 

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using! 

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear the strangest place you've relieved yourself! 

Today we learned that "rock, paper, scissors" is a really big deal in Japan, there's a new app that provides a lawyer if you get pulled over by police, we ran down the list of the best corporate pranks for April Fools' Day, the largest cruise ship ever sets off on its maiden voyage today, and we hit the phones to hear your opinion on what technology has ruined! 

Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to recover. And we got another listener email from a guy whose wife still hangs with her ex! 

We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport chaos. Plus, a hapless fiance attempted a marriage proposal on a cruise but the employees screwed it up! 

We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper! 

Happy Fryday! The major league baseball season kicked off yesterday and there were some lowlights off the field. Nickelback teamed up with rapper Megan Thee Stallion on Cheetos behalf, there's a quicksand warning out west, and if you own an Airbnb - BEWARE! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and in lieu of Five Guys doing away with their french fry cups, we hit the phones to survey the best and worst fast food french fries out there! 

It's Opening Day in the MLB, the Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA basketball tournament, and some dude just got arrested for the 98th time! Natty Light wants you to have a better lawn, some baggage handler wants every guitarist to cry, and we tried to solve another listener problem! 

We had a fun show today! Dave is contemplating attempting the "9-9-9 Challenge" come baseball season, the musician Afroman is a free man after a lawsuit brought against him by the cops, and drugs were found in a Barbie! The internet's favorite monkey, Punch, apparently has a girlfriend now. And we hit the phones to tackle the BIG question the internet has been pondering the past week: who comes first? Your mom, wife, or daughters?? 

We had a lot of wacky crime stories today - everything from a former 1st round NFL draft pick shoplifting to a quadruple amputee who allegedly shot someone in his car while driving! Spring Breakers may want to think twice about twerking, a pack of dogs in China have gone mega-viral, and we hit the phones to share our worst dreams about work! 

Back at full strength! Rick returned, and Dave's bracket is officially busted. That Justin Timberlake DUI from a couple years back just had the bodycam footage released, some seniors are taking their happy hour desires to Congress, and a talking pig is making headlines. A Dominos franchisee has declared bankruptcy and we honored the memory of Chuck Norris in memes! 

Happy Friday! It was about time a Florida Man made it on the air this week, a great clip resurfaced of Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore trolling a hapless reporter from the BBC, some guy's parrot moonlights as David Lee Roth, and the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been canceled! And since Rick was still out, Dave went unconventional and opened the phones and text line for any questions on your mind with an "Ask Me Anything!" 

It's our second hangover of the week. First it was St. Paddy's Day, now a brutal Lehigh basketball loss in the NCAA Tournament. But we made the best of it, on National Let's Laugh Day! A dog became an urban legend in rural Alabama, some grandpa failed at a Taco Bell prank, and we discovered the wonderful origin of the Nokia ringtone from back in the day! Plus, we hit the phones to hear who your first crush was from tv or film! 

It's National Hangover Day for those who partook in St. Paddy's Day a little too hard, and now the dawn of every basketball fan's favorite time of year - the NCAA tournament starts tonight with our very own Lehigh! And there's a new service for struggling basketball widows out there. A massive meteor crashed into Ohio yesterday, there's a clever thing to do with your St. Paddy's leftovers, a teacher is now infamous after her Zoom class, and we all shared our interesting celebrity encounters today! 

Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick is out getting testing done in Philly, so Dave did all the celebrating and started things off with a bear who crashed a news report about him! You can still call into QVC shows and one woman did so unabashedly. Taco Tuesday didn't go as planned for one woman, we celebrated the Irish holiday and shared some dad jokes to boot, and went over the winners from this weekend's Razzie Awards, then nominated our own worst movies ever! 

Back in action on a rather gross Monday morning, where we heard about two ridiculous records that were just broken, a horse went berserk in a race over the weekend, we trolled Dave's wife, and handed out "Everybody Oscars!" There's some new health warnings for Wegovy users, and with it being a dreary Monday we hit the phones to hear what you dread most about going to work?! 

Happy Friday! Today we started things off with a hot cup of RFKoffee, with a side order of frambled eggs. We then found out Donny Osmond's balls got him in trouble, and Team USA hockey hero Jack Hughes still hasn't had his broken teeth fixed. Meta glasses could violate your privacy even worse than you thought, and we hit the phones to hear about your biggest waste of money! 

Today on the show we heard Gronk responding to Logan Paul's smack talk, some nutty guy in the UK pulled a vehicle in the worst way possible, snake yoga is taking off in Portland, and if you're trying to quit smoking we have something you may want to consider. Plus, it's Spring Break! And Dave has a new resident on his property under the deck...

Last night a massive new record was set in the NBA, but Dave was not all that impressed. The Rihanna shooter's social media has leaked and we found her threats aimed at Cardi B. Sharon Osbourne is planning a new Black Sabbath tour with a twist, the TSA released their annual list of the strangest things people attempted to take on a plane, and we hit the phones to hear the code words or phrases you and your partner use for sex! 

Today we started things off with a belligerent woman on a flight who paid the price for not keeping her videos quiet. The woman responsible for shooting at Rihanna's house is clearly not well, judging by her social media rants. The alleged murderer of a United Healthcare CEO is now being romanticized in a NYC musical, we read this week's Penny Power peeves, and hit the phones to hear about your most infamous argument with your kids! 

Back at it! Today we talked the overabundance of CEOs eating their fast food online, the outrageously priced tickets for the upcoming Springsteen tour, the disturbing trend of mothers feeding their babies butter, and we found a new beer for those too lazy to even change their clocks! We also talked the amount of scars we have and the crazy origin stories that led to them. 

Today we talked the former New York Yankee who just dominated the Texas GOP primary race for Congress, we found a guy who breaks down the weirdest laws by state - forcing us to do the same for Pennsylvania. Turns out far before artists like Beyonce and Post Malone went country, a classic rock band did the same! And we talked the agony of being added to a group text, and got your reactions for your own experience of being trapped in them! 

Today we started the show off by talking about the new digital basketball courts in the Big 12. Bone broth cocktails are the trendy new drink, conspiracies have been swirling online that Jim Carrey's been cloned, and a fun Roman discovery was just made. We celebrated National Grammar Day, and also tried to help a listener out with a wedding invite dilemma! 

Today yet another coffee study came out, some cops had to wrangle a beaver, movie prop money is not meant for bail, and McDonald's apparently can fix your migraines?! It's Tuesday, so we peered into the local Penny Power circular for peeves, and hit the phones to hear what people give you crap about! 

Back to work! Turns out it's Egg McMuffin Day, so grab yours for a buck if you're reading this in time. The new Pennsylvania licenses are becoming a costly problem for residents, a driver in Florida was falsely accused in a rather hilarious way, and NYC's subway system has fallen prey to advertisers. We also hit the phones to get your take on a dinner dilemma that took place over the weekend...

Happy Friday! Dave came in hot off his fundraising effort at TGI Fridays in Quakertown, we had a happy ending to that guy who almost had his vanity plate taken away, a couple in Pennsylvania had an unconventional fight, and Burger King and McDonald's are about to go at it as well. It appears you can eavesdrop on the cockpit on United flights, and we all shared that one bar from back in the day that's no longer with us that we miss so badly!