The Week in Headlines, and The Lighter Side of the News: vegetable likenesses of Trump, Parton, and a Papel Conclave on display in in London; the proper way to eat a banana; Walmart customer calls cops on himself; million bees on WA road;  Catholic cathedral in Germany performance with raw chickens in diapers; Lincoln’s possessions sold for millions; swimmer circumnavigates Martha’s vineyard for shark conservation.