Glen Quartermain is the sports editor of The Sunday Times, Mark Duffield is the chief football writers for The West Australian. In this episode, Quarters and Duff discuss:

• Was there a Western Derby? Not according to Fox Footy (0.53)
• Fremantle's skill level is a recurring theme (4.52)
• The Derby was a tale of two captains (8.40)
• Quarters: I think it's time for a concussion sub (11.50)
• Who has the better list - Gold Coast or Carlton? (15.45)
• If you don't have a soft spot for Callan Ward, check yourself for a pulse (22.02)
• Why doesn't Bryce Gibbs influence games at AFL level? (23.45)
• Why we're officially off the Swans (28.18)