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We got to get this nowhere else fhip.
Date road rage. We don't even make the top ten somehow, which I find very hard to believe. Hmm, I'm not sure. Well, I do think we should make the top ten. For pedestrians who give the least amount of craps. I think we definitely are up there for that. I mean, lately I've been noticing I'm mu sure if it's a post COVID thing. I don't know if it fits into this whole idea that like no one really seems to believe that we live among other people like I feel like post COVID. I mean, I think everyone blames everything on COVID, but I feel like, more more than before, are people are living in their own universe that they don't think anyone else is a part of. And every single day driving home in the Loop, every single day I did in the last week, I have stopped dead in the street for someone to just walk across the street without even looking.
Like they don't even look, they don't even care. What does that make your commute? From three minutes to four minutes. Yeah, and it's annoying. It's really annoying. Okay, what I'm more concerned about is killing someone. That's that's a little more concerning to me actually than the length of my commute. Yeah, I mean that extra minute's are real pain in the ass, But so is being investigated for manslaughter. So yeah, but it's like, I'm seriously, It'll be like a green light and I'm driving that green light and then like seven and if one person crosses, well then everyone will start crossing, and it's like, are you even are you aware of like fast metal objects moving towards you?
You just don't even even care.
I know, You've din't even text and drive anymore.
I know, yeah, I know. And then they look at you like you're the a hole. They'll stand there in the middle of the street, well you have a green light, and they'll look at you like.
Yeah, they're like, you come at me. What I like to call main character energy. These people main character energy. Yes, well that's what I'm talking about. Everyone thinks of the main character everybody, and I feel like it's I'm sure it translates to other things, but like I just I don't know, is that people are not used to being out among other people anymore.
Is it that we care less? Is it like we do we value ourselves less such that it's like I don't know whatever, like if I get run over, whatever, But I just think it's amazing. Like and I was gonna bring it up last week, but every single day last week, at one point or another I stopped or or significantly slowed down with a green light to avoid hitting a group of people who decided across anyway. And sometimes they'll even look at you on their side of the road and still do it. It's like, what are you doing? Didn't your parents teach you look both ways? You know, feet first, jump, I don't know what other things they teach you wipe your ass? I mean those I mean two out of three ain't bad. I mean maybe those people that don't pay any attention and just cross the road when there's a green light, maybe at least their asses are clean, so we have that going for them, you know, two out of three, Right, maybe they jump into the lake feet first, wipe their buttet they don't look both ways before they cross, because I guess I'll have to stop. And isn't it true. And I don't want to put this out there, but if I hit a pedestrian, isn't that still on me? Like, I don't, I don't want to hit it. I'm not paying. But I remember, like someone once told me that the law. Yes, yeah, like somehow, even if I'm following the rules and they're not, I'm still supposed to stop my large metal vehicle, you.
Have to try to avoid it as much as possible.
Correct. Interesting, Yeah, yeah, Well I'm the one with the inertia to stop. You, on the other hand, are just unable to look up from your mobile phone. Well, they'll cross the street faster. Wait, okay, now wait to fight. Oh my god, you review. I'm gonna be in your jury here pretty soon. Keeps the Frend show Good Morning on the radio and the iHeart app as well. Search for the Frendshill on demand. So it was supposed to be a five and a half hour rail trip from Detroit to Chicago turned into a nineteen hour ordeal for passengers on an Amtrak train that lost power, leaving them without light, heat, or running toilets for nineteen hours. Wolverine Train three point fifty one left Pontiac at six am on Friday, and passengers, I mean some people were just like getting off the train wherever it would stop and then trying to figure it out from there. The problems began west of Vann Arbor. The train stopped there due to the power problem. It lost power, which meant that there weren't any lights. You couldn't flush the toilet, and so the bathroom became like a porta potty at that point fore hours, which is disgusting. They had glowsticks for light, and there was only a skeleton crew working. So people were literally like getting off the train wherever it stopped and then hiking to whatever city and then trying to get an uber to get home. This is the quote from Amtrak in their apology. Despite our best efforts, there are time from circumstances arise that are out of our control. I mean, that's like that's up there. Not quite as bad, but that's up there. Would being on a cruise ship when the toilets explode, or like when somebody gets COVID and you're like sitting out there and you can't go anywhere and you're just sort of like marinating in the possible COVID juices. But I mean you remember, like was it a year or two ago they had like the exploding toilets and it was like like fecal matter going down the aisle.
Oh.
I don't know about cruises. I just don't know.
It's not for me.
I've been on a couple, and I don't think I want to do it again.
I don't get how it's fun.
Like I need land, but I also need to know that there's a way off right, like you know what I mean.
I don't like to be isolated.
Well, I think people like my grandparents used to cruises and they're older in their old age because they you know, you get on this cruise for two weeks or whatever, and they were nice. They went on nice ones and you know, you unpack and then you're done. You don't have to like pack up. And they would go to like, you know, eight places or something or five places in two weeks, so they got to see and then you look out the window and you're seeing stuff along the way. I think they did one in Alaska. They did one like in South America. I don't know where they did it in the South. I don't know where they did, but anyway, point is they didn't have to like constantly move themselves in order to see the world. So I get that if it's a really nice one. But still, I mean, I don't know. I'm with a bunch of people. I don't know. I have no way out unless we go to port or whatever. I don't know. I don't think it's for me. It's at least in a hotel. You could there's the illusion that or not the illusion. You could leave at any point. You could be like, you know what, I'm done, I've have had enough and I'm going home now.
You know, how does it work when it goes to a port, you have like a day to explore?
Yeah, yeah, there would be like a day or two or whatever and you can go do a little paul and then you would get stuck there.
So I was going to me your ass, Yeah type videos all the time, but people like running down the dock is this as the boat like goes away, and then all your stuff is on there and then you got to figure out how to get on the back meet up with the boat somewhere else.
So then they pack your stuff send it to you.
I'm somewhere in the Bahamas. I'm sorry, my phone wasn't job.
My mom. I guess I would have been like ten, my sister was like three. My parents getting a divorce, and so this was like we were doing a lot of a lot of stuff to to sort of assuage their guilt. And one of the things was my mom took my sister and I on a Disney cruise. Okay, this is this is kind of genius, at least from this standpoint, because the things that I don't like about a cruise are perfect for a parent, because the boat is in the middle of the Caribbean, and so you'd like go, like, go kid, go swim. I'm terrible. I mean I was older than that. I think I was like eleven or twelve. It's like go to the kids club, go of the movie, go to the show. I can't go anywhere, you know what I'm saying. Go to the casino at which I did, but it's like there's like no, there's nowhere for them you to go, like you're on the boat. Anyway, here's the part I felt bad about thell this particular Disney cruise. The cruise line sold the same ship two ways. They sold it as the Disney Cruise and they sold it as a honeymoon cruise, and they didn't tell either party about the other. So and I don't think that, you know, I didn't care that it was a honeymoon cruise. But if I were going on my honeymoon a Caribbean cruise on my honeymoon for this like special deal and I show up and it's also a Disney cruise, I would be so pissed. Can you imagine? I would be so angry. I beg their children are running a mock everywhere. It was a point of it, and here I am on my honeymoon trying not to make one of those things. I would have been pissed. Anyway, Yeah, I was on there, and I don't know. You're a little kid, so it's like whatever, But I'm not sure. I don't know about Yeah, same thing with an RV or like an RV or a bus. I know, I know a rich person that has a like a like a bus RV, like a fancy one's got like granit countertops on this thing. And I don't I just don't know about that. I like that, I want that, I mean, but like, were you you pull this thing into like a campground? Basically, I don't know.
I love camping.
I just I don't think so.
Like growing up, we would go camping a lot, and my stepdad was big on like tents, you know, so we never got to rent or use an RV.
But all like the rich people did or I don't know they're rich, but they were wealthier than us.
And I was always so jealous because we would go, you know, meet friends whatever, make friends in like the campgrounds, my sister and I and we would find out they have an RV, and.
Like it just was so lit after that.
See, But like growing up, we would go my dad would take me camping, and we would camp like with the tents and stuff, and that was fun. I had a good like a little little fire and all thing. Like I had a good time with that. It's easy for guys, you know, we just pee wherever, it doesn't really matter, and we had a good time. I like that. But an r V is like it's like halfway between camping and a bad hotel and the other thing. I'm not sure about our yacht either, Like I think yachts are cool, but I mean as far as like traveling from place to place, it's the same premise as a cruise. Like when I go to some place, I want to stay in a hotel. I want to eat at local restaurants. You know what I'm saying. But like, if you got a yacht, then you're you know, you got I don't know, aren't you kind of like you're paying for this yacht and the people on the yacht, she you're gonna eat there. You're not gonna eat local restaurant because you're already paying for that. Like these people on the blow deck, they don't get off the boat, you know, they stay on there because they already paid for everything. But like what if I want to go and like eat, I don't know. These are the kind of things I think about.
I'd be door dish into his yacht.
Yeah, I'd bean like like, well the chef prepared. I don't care. I want local food, but you pay this guy. I don't care. But of all the luxuries, a private shit, I do understand that if I could have any of the rich people accessories, any of them, boat, big bus, fancy car, private jet, I take the jet. Oh yeah, I take the jet because you can go anywhere in that thing, and then you get off and you you know, enjoy and then you get back on and it takes you home. That to me, if I could have any of them, that's the one I only won. That's the one I would pick. A lot of people would pick the yacht, though I think my mom would pick the yacht. I think the plane is far more versatile and can go wherever you want to go. Why are you laughing? What would you pick?
No, I'm just laughing because I don't know like you are. Just you're really thinking about all this stuff.
That's why I do well do yeahiculous? What would you pick? What's the rich person accessory you would choose?
I mean a jet would I don't think anyone would not want a jet, you know, unless you're scared of flying.
But if you could only pick one.
I guess that because I like to travel.
But you know there's levels to this, Like the bus isn't on the same level as the PJ.
Like how rich am I.
I don't know. I mean there are boats that cost way more than the jet.
Yeah, for sure.
I bet there are buses that cost much or more than some jazz depending. I mean they're like millions of dollars you can spend on a bus, TVs and pop outs and I don't know. It just doesn't like I'm on a bus still. I don't care how nice it is. I'm still on a bus right now. Cased the Fredshiel Good Morning on the radio and the iHeart app as well. Search for the Fredshiel on demand. A debate of the day you ready, Well, there may be more than one, but here's the first one of the day. There's a woman who refused to This was on and I guess TikTok or something, and then it was shared on Reddit. Maybe there was just a photograph. I'm not sure, but there was a woman who refused to move up while in an airport line until it had moved all the way forward. So the post reads the girl at the airport waits until the Q moves all the way forward to move. People confronted her and she said, well, it's the same if I move now or if I move later.
No it's not.
So is she wrong? Does it make any difference whether she moves now or later? The Internet was actually divided about this, so a lot of people were infuriated by the woman who refused to move up in line, saying she was entitled and the rude. Others suggested teaching her a lesson about rudeness by using her logic against her and pretending to be on the same flight, cutting the line, and then telling her since we're on the same flight, it doesn't make a difference. Meaning I suppose if you have an assigned seat, well, then who cares if I go ahead of you or behind you or whatever. But here's the thing. Does it matter if you're in line and someone's like, well, I'm in line, and the line in front of us is as long as it is, whether I move forward or not. And in this case, she had bags and stuff. I guess she just didn't want to keep lugging them, so she just decided I'll stand right here until it's my turn and then I'll walk all the way up there and do the thing. Now, you got people behind you, though, and who knows where they are? I mean I don't know spilling off into the exactly into the corridor. I don't know where they are. So does it matter? Like next time I get in line, I just stand there and just not move until it's my turn, and the like, you know how it does the thing where it like you go up and back and up, and why don't why am I slapping all my stuff up and back?
I just I just wait, it doesn't matter. But it's real weirdo behavior, like just.
No moves matter.
I would have walked right around her, right, yeah, like right. I would have been like, okay, well girl, you sit right here. Okay, I'm going right on up here. So yeah, I would have walked right around her and she would have just been standing there.
Yeah.
The line cueser for a reason because you don't want that line spilling all the way down the concourse with because that's what that's what that rope is for.
You follow that line, you get to the front.
It's like if you were if there's traffic, you're gonna just sit there in the one lane and not move until all the traffic's gone. No, everyone's gonna get in your way and cut in front of you.
Yeah. Yeah. Now, the argument would be that the reason they zigzag those lines like that is because it would take it takes up less like space, like one big straight line would spill out into other areas of the airport, but they zigzag it so that you can put more people in it and find space. Right, So that's why it's important. I would imagine to not just stand at the beginning of the line and wait, because the reason that they've set it up that way is so that you know, they can keep the line sort of here as opposed to you know, if you like you go to the airport, they got the ticket counters, they got security, and then now you got a line. If it's just if it's just a straight line. Now you've got a straight line all out into the ticket counter area, and then are you in line for this or that? So that's the reason you've got to keep moving is because you're being respectful of the space. But in fairness, your place in line is your place in line. It doesn't matter if there's ten people in front of you. There there's always gonna be ten people in front of you. Now now you know me, I'm moving. I get I get annoyed if there's like if somebody is looking at their phone and like there's two people to move and there's like, I don't know, five feet and they you don't move.
Yeah, yeah, make.
That no, you know what I'm saying doesn't mean yeah, breathe real hard behind them, like oh okay, every step counting job.
Like I'm like on their like yeah, but I was thinking about this last night. We live we live in This is depressing the start, but we no one, no one gives a damn about anybody else anymore, like truly, like like it's as far as like public settings are concerned, it's a free for all, like there is there is no etiquette anymore. No one is thinking about anyone other than themselves. And it's just something else that we blame on social media because you know, I don't know, you're on TikTok and Instagram and it's kind of a narcissistic environment. I mean, if you think about it, the content you're creating or the stuff you're looking at is about one person, you know what I mean? So like when you don't know, is that what we blame it on. We blame everything else on social media. But like I went to I went to, uh uh, where the hell do I go? Lest a panic Express? But like I'm standing in line and people are just walking in and just ordering and there's a line and it was like nobody cares, Like it's just somebody walks it off the street and then just stands like behind me and then starts ordering behind me and pointing and stuff and ladies like okay, and I'm going and I don't want to be that old man guy who's like, I'm not that old yet. But I'm like looking around, going there's a line, Why do you not have to wait in it? And I feel like this happens all the time, Like people are they'll stop right in the middle of the sidewalk, right in the middle. They don't walk back to see when anyone's behind you. I don't know. I just I feel like we live in a world where nobody is necessarily concerned with anyone else. You know. It's like I don't know, like if you're gonna do something that might impact another person in public, don't you normally stop and go? Okay? If I'm gonna stop right in the middle of the walkway, I'm going to look to make sure I'm not in somebody's way. Oh no, I'll just stop. I don't know. I'm just noticing you more and more.
I know my new thing now.
And I did this yesterday at a festival that we went to. But it's like I just keep walking, like if you stop, I just walk into you.
Now. I started doing that on the sidewalk. Yes I was doing this yesterday I did. The rules of the sidewalk are the same as the rules for the road, yes, okay. And so yesterday I'm walking down the sidewalk and I'm on the right side and people are coming at me on the right side, and I would normally move, and now I just keep walking.
Like We're gonna have to figure this out somehow.
I don't care.
And there's are times when, like, you know, you're gonna be close, and you see those people are not gonna move.
Man, my shoulder gets stiff. I bang and they're like, bro. I'm like, you're in my You're on.
My side of the sidewalk. We live in a society, and there are rules, okay. And one of the rules is you walk on the right side of the sidewalk. And so yesterday I'm walking and there's a dude. He's coming just right at me and and I'm not stopping. This was after my this was after my pan. So I'm like, no, no, no, I'm just gonna keep And the part I did one of these numbers, they were so inconvenienced, and I'm like, dude, you got a whole another side of the sidewalk, right. We have rules and you need to follow them, and I'm a forcer. I'm just saying I don't. I feel like, for whatever reason, it's kind of sad and it's getting worse and I don't know why exactly, but people.
Don't same with when you say we talked about before for people crossing the street. Nowadays, I'm like, like, I am in a car.
Yeah, like you will lose Yeah.
Driving I'm driving, I'm doing a lot of other things, make up, text and everything. I cannot be responsible for whatever happens, right, I.
Know that's a great point. Every single day driving home, at least one person I have a green light and I'm going forty miles an hour, thirty miles an hour or whatever, and the person won't even get they won't even look up from their phone and they just cross the street. And then I'm in the car trying to maneuver. You know what, did you remember a inertia. I'm trying to maneuver a large automobile, and you're you know what, even if I am focused and can stop the car not to hit you. To Kicky's point, you're you're giving that person who's driving an awful lot of credit. You're assuming that person's paying attention because that in itself would be would be something.
And then when you get close to them, they look at you like, oh.
Yeah, well yeah yeah.
I'm like, this is a car.
I see people do it with with kids and strollers, and they'll like start to walk out in the street and then they'll look back and then look at you like you're the a hole. And I'm like, you've got a child, Like, can you wait till it's your turn?
Ye?
It's dangerous enough when you got the walk sign, I'm still looking to make sure nobody's kin and you're just gonna man, I don't know.
Ye, the kids and the dog walkers, I'm like, I love the animals, I love them, but babe, please, this is a car and I'm not paying attention.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. So you don't care about about you know, the car. The driver having to slow down or slam on the brake's fine, but you're assuming they're paying attention, right, So I don't know if I would do that these days, quite frankly, but yeah, okay, you got to move in the line. You gotta move in the line. You know, you got to it. If it's you gotta move in the line for the people behind you, and you were once the person this is like like what some kind of metaphor. You were once the person at the back of the line too. But it's a mental thing. Like if the line's moving, I feel better about the line. If the line's not moving, and it's not moving because you're not moving, then I think we're not getting anywhere exactly, And then I get frustrated.
Especially at the airport.
I'm already running late, like you're gonna piss me off even more.
Oh, don't even get me started on the airport. This is why I get there for hours early and tell this woman was in front of.
Me, Jackson would just stand there behind her like, Okay, this is what we're doing.
You would not say anything? Oh no, I would.
Were you scared to say anything? You guys know, I love to play the airline credit card game. I try and put absolutely everything on my airline credit card. Everything I know. Caitlin just got turned onto this. I'd put my mortgage on it if they'd let me, because I don't know. For some reason, I'm very competitive now about airline miles. But then it gives you some little perks, you know. Sometimes you've got a lot of airline miles. Like you get to boarding group you know one, well, it's boarding group like one d you know, because boarding group one doesn't mean boarding group one anymore. You know, you're like, oh good, I'm This is a whole key and peel skit, like, oh good, I'm boarding group one. They're like, well, first, people with red raccoons at home? Okay, do you have a one eyed dog? You can board?
Now?
Were you?
Do?
You know?
Anyone who is in the military board.
Now, hamster just right right?
And then before long my boarding room one. It's actually boarding group Z or whatever. But my thing is, I'll walk up to I'll walk up to the gate, any gate right now at any airport if it's within fifteen minutes of the flight boarding. The people have spilled out into the middle of the airport, so now I can't walk around you. She got you got one hundred people all surrounding the little little you know thing. You are not all boarding group one. And then so you look down at somebody's ticket and they're like boarding group four or whatever, and I'm like, well, I'm one and you're four you're not getting on this plane for thirty minutes at least, so why are you standing here? And you have an assigned seat, So what difference does it make you know? So then you got to navigate your way through people who are like not getting on. Stay, get a stand by person standing by the door. You're not getting on at all. I don't understand, like you can really get me going. It's too early for this. Yeah, I just I guess that's my message today. Move forward in line, guys, move forward so deep, move forward in line, move forward in life. Let's do what like a meaningful segment?
Hey, let's wake up?
A little pin on your little jean jacket chair?
Oh you like my little brooch is? It's a bird? It represents my mom. We used to call her birds.
Oh that's very nice.
I like that, Thank you, because your tattoos are birds?
Right?
Yeah?
Okay, started early this morning. Okay, what do you want to say about my mom?
Fred's show? What are you sending me?
Playing?
This?
Not your pet dog?
This is the headline. Family turns pet dog into ornamental rug for living room. And like it looks like one of those bear rugs where they the head is still on and everything. It Basically the picture basically looks like your dog is asleep on the yes ground forever. So in this case, after a family's beloved Golden retriever died, they found a unique way to remember him. They hired an Australian company called Chimera Taxidermy to turn the pet into a rug. The woman who owns the company explained the pelt has been tanned and turned to leather so the fur won't fall out, so the keepsake would last a lifetime. One person is saying, this is someone's pet. They wanted to keep a part of him forever. No different to keeping ashes of a loved one. He wasn't killed for the taxidermy, I know, but like I don't. This is I don't know. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Let them rust in peace, you know, I mean, I guess that's true.
Pieces.
But at the same time, we're I mean at least ashes, and it's like we're stuffing I mean humans, people keep human ashes and they've been sung for you know, I don't know, freezing humans and a container and putting them in our living room so we can remember them forever. This is just a weird. I mean, I don't. Don't we say we say goodbye, we say bye bye. You know we have had enough if I don't need to be reminded of it every time I go in my living exactly no longer.
Your h doesn't want that. Let me just tell you your pet would be so pissed.
If we had a good run. I missed you a lot. I'll love you somedady, I'll see you again, because again I expect to be greeted by you and Heaven when I arrive, well as I pass by on my way to wherever I get to go. But maybe maybe at least get a look in the window, you know, and check it out. Maybe I guess it. Yeah, pull out, Yeah, maybe maybe I sneak in before somebody is like, hey, dude, you vip. You keep saying that, But I don't believe the patred sate down here. I just want to know what you've been up to in your life that you think that I that I'm so far ahead of me.
A lot of community service, you fly the dogs, you do all the charity work.
What else you do?
You ain't doing nothing wrong for it? When's the last illegal thing you've done?
Yeah, you're right, I mean that's about the law.
A lot of the count I mean.
I suppose a lot of my Shenanigans are not technically immoral because I'm not married, I've never been married. I'm not cheating, I'm not lying, I'm not deceiving, you know, but I probably you know, I don't know how christian my behavior is either so at all times. So in my opinion, I just have to keep trying to do nice things for other people. Every dog that gets on the air, little air Fred, little pup pup plane, every dog gets one Shenanigan. That's one. That's one on the body count negated.
Oh see, so you're one's above the other for sure.
Well, well, I consult the PowerPoint. I've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show, Erica, good morning, welcome to the program. How are you hi? I'm doing well.
Thanks, how are you?
We're great, We're glad you're here. So it's waiting by the phone. We're trying to figure out if you've been ghosted by this guy justin so we got to know all everything. So how did you meet? Tell us about any dates that you've been on, and what's happening now? Where things stand.
Yeah, So I actually never went out with him on a date. We didn't get to that part yet. So I met Justin on a dating app and we got to talking and everything, and we had some nice conversations over messaging, and he asked me for my number. I was really excited, and then we talked some more and he invited me out for some drinks and I was super excited to go out with him for drinks. But the day of our date, he actually went missing, and I just like, I never heard from him again. He didn't respond to any of my texts, he didn't text me. Just I don't know what happened. I don't know why he would ghost me before he even met me in person when it seems like he was really interested in actually meeting me in person and getting to know me more. So I just I have no idea what could have possibly happened.
Yeah, because all the pre date conversation was good. You guys were chatting and you were vibing in your opinion, and then this dude, you know, it's like, hey, I can't go out with you. You never hear from him again, he cancels. You never hear from him.
Agun, Yeah, exactly. I'm so confused, like, why would this even happen when it seemed like things were going really well?
And if sally, Yeah, we don't hear about that too often, you know. We often hear about, obviously, people who go out once, twice whatever, and then they don't they get ghosted, But I don't very rarely do we hear about somebody who date the date never happens, which is weird. So let's see if we can get Justin on the phone, and we'll ask some questions and hopefully whatever's going on we can straighten out, and then we'll set you guys up on another date and pay for it. Sound good?
Yeah, okay, sounds good.
Let's see what happens next. Part two of Waiting Metaphone after this song on The Fred Show. Good morning, It's the Fred Show. Part two of Waiting Metaphone Erica. Yeah, all right, welcome back. What's called Justin? You guys, you wound up you matched right on one of the apps, but then you chatted and then when it was time for the first date, you had something planned, but he canceled. If I have this all right? And then you never heard from him again. So you never met the guy.
Yeah, and he actually didn't even cancel. We agreed to go out, but then he just basically ghosted me, so he didn't even say that he was canceling wing like that.
Uh yeah, okay, all right, well let's let's see if we can get this guy on the phone, ask some questions. Good luck than Hello hisus Justin. Yeah, yeah, this is Justin Justin. Good morning. My name is Fredam calling from the Fred Show and I have to tell you that we are on the radio right now and I would need your permission to continue with the call. Can we chat for a couple of minutes? Is that okay?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, actually, well, thank you very much. We don't want to waste too much of your time. But we're calling on behalf of a woman named Erica who says she matched with you, and I guess you guys chatted a little bit but then and maybe had a date plan, but nothing happened. You disappeared after that. So what's what's going on with Erica?
Oh?
Wow?
Yeah, we okay, we matched on the apps and then we're like we're gonna we're gonna go out, but something weird happened.
That's what we're getting at. What's what's the weird thing that happened?
Yeah?
Yeah.
So I went on her social media, which I feel like is normal, you know, so.
Little little standard before.
The date exactly pre date stock if you will, and I found a post that she puts on like Facebook, Instagram and twittering it was like, can't wait for my date tonight exclamation point, hashtag Jerika.
Yeah, hashtag already that's fantastic.
It blew my mind because I was like, we haven't even met.
Where is this?
How can this get any more weird before?
You know what I mean, Erica, that's fantastic day page five, I guess is that not really like some some clinger like, I.
Mean, well, I forgot you mentioned that Erica is here, Erica. So we're on we're on the social media's and we're out here, you know, coming up with hashtags and we're advertising this date. You've never met this guy, but a lot of excitement pre date.
Yeah.
I was just really excited because you know, he was really cute in all the photos on the app and everything, and our conversations were really well, I felt like we really had a connection, like even before meeting, and yeah, I was just really really excited, and I thought it was cute to put hashtag Jerika.
You know, I didn't think.
It was a big deal at all.
Did you see, Justin? Or they're like other hashtags from other field relationships prior to that, Like, you know, I don't know what other Erica combinations there would be Freerica.
It was basically just my original idea that I came up with.
Yeah, I thought it was super cute.
Well, okay, and we're sharing on social media about our dates before we go on them, which is I mean, yeah, Justin, I mean, is it really not worth meeting her even? I mean, okay, so she was excited about you, she thought you were good looking. I guess she was engaged. It's engaged in the process rather, I mean, it's not not that. I mean, she does have a wedding hashtag for you guys already, but still it's not it's not the craziest thing we've heard, oh for a few months. Don't worry. It's not the craziest thing we've heard.
Would run.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm very hesitant. I think that just that represents like sort of a just a divide in values. I would just never do that before I met someone, and it sort of freaks me out. Mike, I don't know. I'm sorry.
It's the end of Jericha as we know it. I mean, right here, it's just crushing. And it just seems to work to The hashtag really works, the name of one, the name combination really works for me. But anyway, uh, Eric, Okay.
Yeah, I will say that it is good. I wish it was made, you know, a year into the relationship.
I see a little too much too soon. Kik, you're really bugged with this. Honest to god, this is not the worst thing we've ever heard.
Giving Joe off you what's the crazy man named? Yeah? Him is given that type of vibe and it says you don't know this man.
Like, why are you I don't claim him?
Yeah, you're saying if they go on a date, then he winds up in a glass box and somebody's basement.
Is what you said, exactly, So he did the right thing. Black hashtaggs everything over there, kid.
Yeah, And I've been in a relationship with O Mario. It's a one sided thing for a very long.
It's funny, Orion, he just texted me and said, who is she to talk? He's been doing this to me for No, it's not going to work out, not going to be a match, Erica. I'm sorry. Thank you Justin for your time, Erica. Best of luck to you to both of you. Thanks.
I really thought that if you have gone.
From where we have a couple of you, how Justin does not agree? It's the friend Shiel good Morning on the radio and the iHeart app as well. Search for the Frendshiel on demand. Have you ever tried to to do anything like any kind of DIY stuff to your body? I'm curious, like, have you ever attempted a DIY piercing or a DIY tattoo or you.
Know, I waxed myself remember yeah, I yeah, and took off a couple of layers of skin.
Is that is that something you intend to do again? Or do you seek professional help from now on?
I still sometimes try to do it because apparently I'm a massachist. But the first time, like I literally like took off layers of skin, you.
Had to go to the physician.
No, that was when I burned my uha from the on Steal soap.
It was a different It was a different time.
That was that minty stuff that got into mahuha and I thought I had something, but it's a different time.
Yeah, okay, yeah, well a cala anyway. A Brazilian man ended up in the emergency room last week after attempting to perform a rhinoplasty on himself a nose shop. So, I guess you can find ways to do things like this on YouTube. Please don't that. Apparently apparently on YouTube you can figure out how to do nose surgery just because someone says you don't have to be a doctor to do it, though it doesn't mean that you probably shouldn't go to a doctor. This was in Salpolllo, Brazil. The guy tried to do his own rhino plasty using a YouTube video as a guide and ended up in the emergency carry unit with an infected wound. So, I mean this wasn't like I don't know, I'm going to adjust it myself for something. I mean this, I guess. The dude had a knife and everything. He didn't use any gloves either to perform the procedure. Also didn't clean the wound. I don't know what they how this guy was doing.
Dude, I got my septum fixed, and that is like already a gnarly procedure if a doctor does it, Like I can't imagine the kind.
Of oh god, that is used rubbing alcohol to disinfect the area and veterinary anesthetic to numb the pain, and then he used self absorbing thread and super glue to close it. Like what?
What?
Why? I don't want but.
I'm wondering eight five three five. Hopefully it wasn't a rhinoplasty. But have you ever attempted to do maybe successfully? I'm not sure I did. What did you do?
I pierced my lip when I was younger by myself with a needle.
What were you?
Like?
Why?
Like?
What it tsked you to think that it was a good idea for you to do that yourself, as opposed to going someplace where they.
Do it literally demons or something, because I don't understand, Like I wanted my lip here, my mother wouldn't let me.
I was about.
Sixteen, So just do it myself a couple of.
Friends, you know, like you just pier I saw that I have a scar under here.
Of course you did, And yeah, that was really goofy of me to pierce my own lip and then I'm found it.
I had to take it out. I don't know how I was going to hide it from her.
I lived with her, and yeah, that's yeah, that's your mouth.
My mouth is a piercing. So that was really stupid.
Like I think my sister got a belly button piercing and she hid that from my parents, my dad at least. But I want to say she had that professionally done at least. Yeah, people, I've heard of people doing the piercings, ear piercings, you know, guys, just a needle or whatever else.
When I stretched out my like for the gage ages ages, it was the stink.
Oh yeah, you stretch out your skin. They sink the gauges.
I have like a zero, like a zero stink. They couldn't rotting.
Why why your skin stretching? But I didn't know.
Probably it's very likely it was infected, because why was your skin Because you.
Can get a blowout, you know what I'm saying, where the the inside of the ear comes out the back if you stretch it too fast, if you do the wrong way.
I can't.
Oh my god, it'll look weird. Yet it'll I think that would look weird.
Yeah, people, some people think like, oh, this one didn't hurt, let me do it the next with the next level. But instead of waiting like the two weeks for it to heal, like you have to wait like every two weeks for for to put the next size up. Some people go too fast and end up with a blowout. Oh my god, yeah, I gaged them. I remember cutting my hair myself in like seventh grade, and that's the person only time I ended up bold because I messed it up myself.
Oh yeah, I feel like every little kid. I was a little younger than you, but I batched my banks so bad.
Yeah, I like a big bolt spot in the front and I was like, up, okay.
No hair.
I was like, okay.
I think the most I've done is like try and line up my sideburns and mess that up. Like I've never tried to do any sort of health related you know, bodily no thing, no, no, no Jesus, blow out your ear.
You've never seen you engauges before? Right, well?
Yeah, but yeah they were like cool.
I think for a while in high school, are you are you're still used to.
I mean I might be lowly, but you got uncool gauges with stink. Apparently, Hold on a second, what is this, Eric, I don't know if I want to know, Eric, what happened? So the ear stretching, it smells like farmers on cheese? No, but why? But why? I could not tell you why.
But that's legitimately what it smells like.
And about fifteen.
Years ago I was in that scene and we all were doing it, and everybody's ears smelled the same.
I mean you couldn't. You didn't smell it, just like walking.
In a room.
But like if you, you know, took the gauges.
Out, you could smell it or if you like, touch it.
Wow.
Okay, So it says, why do you smell when you stretch them? Don't worry about a little odor. A gauged ear can smell a little bit because of dead skin cells. It can't be flushed out of the piercing while you're stretching. It's an oily secretion that helps your skin keep lubricated and keep it waterproof. Okay, I don't know, I can't be right, Eric, Thank you, not really like thank you? No, okay, by, have a good day. Thanks for listen, Thanks for listening. But I probably could have done without that detail. Yeah, I don't. I don't think I've no, I've probably like popped a ZiT that maybe I should have had done profess, you know, like I couldn't because I see people on I don't have like the pimple popp or z it's like the really massive stuff that winds up on TV. But I've seen people go to the dermatologists for stuff that I'm like, I did that myself because because it I can't like and I know it's bad for you, but it drives me nuts, Like it drives me nuts to look at it, like I'm kind of a I hate to say this, I'm kind of a picker, you know, because I don't. You're supposed to just leave it there and let it look bad and then just heel itself. I can't do it either. It like drives me nuts, like I just fixate on it and I can't stop looking at.
It, especially when the white head pops out and like.
Oh it's done, I gotta forget about it, ready to poph And You're supposed to not do that right a lot of times, but I can't, Like I just I fixate on the one little thing and get off my fash. But that's the I mean, you're talking about stinky ears. Oh god, please, this coming from the lady that burned the inside of her. No, it was well it did like mint rather than all right, that's enough. Fred Show. It's on Good Morning Eats, The Fred Show Good Morning on the radio, and the iHeart app as well. Search for The Fred Show on demand. Rufio is getting mean things said to him too, by his uh, his son Ashland.
Yeah, you know, and every day it's something new, like I'm stupid, or like as I get away from me, I don't need you. I'm like, okay, then I just walk away and he's like, way, come back.
All the oh why why why you look?
Why you look so fat?
Dad?
All these things?
So you get roasted every day and I'm like, oh, here's some more ice cream.
Good job, son, you just have to take right.
Where do you think he's like you think he just overhears things and doesn't necessarily understand how mean it is.
Yeah, I mean the kids on like YouTube and all these you know we're watching like Roast channel and YouTube.
I mean, I don't know.
It's just they pick up everything TV show, anything they pick up they hear from anybody.
They just want to copy it.
So yeah, yeah, I told you. My niece. Her thing is that she likes to like pretend like she's going to give me something and then take it back. That's her. I'm like, this is a fun game. Cool like you want and by the way, I didn't want your slobbery chip anyway, be like here about me, And then she'll stick it out and then she'll stick it back, put it in her mouth and start laughing. And I'm like, oh, okay, now, let's do it. Let's we're gonna bring it be like a weekly segment. But I'm excited now. I love what's the mean thing that your kids said to you? I feel like it's a never ending supply of things.
They just don't have their filter. They say whatever pops in there.
Three five is our telephone number, our private telephone number.
But this is a good one. I love mean little kids so funny.
I think it's funny too, because it's gotta be hard not to laugh too, because if you laugh, then right, he's thinking, okay, right, right, you're like enabling him kind of, and he'll be like, oh, Danny laughs, it's funny. Does he say anything mean to it? Jess, No, he loves his mom. It's just me.
Yeah, it's just like I love mom more. Okay, fine, that's facts right there. Yeah kid, But it's just like every day something new, Like I don't know where he gets it from, but every day I get home and I hey, buddy, and then I get roasted and I'm like, okay.
Maybe it's because you fight back with him. Yeah, you know, you gotta put him in his place.
Sometimes there's nothing more rufio than a forty two year old man.
Literally, yeah, he's three, he's three and a half.
I'm so I got to write things down, like I don't have a good enough memory my niece, your son, Jason Brown, Jason Brown, cousin whatever, y Hi, Hi, Vicky, the mean thing that your kid said to you? Oh this is neat. We almost forgot to do this again, but we didn't. So here we are.
So my eight year old was upset that I would not get to McDonald's.
So he told me.
That he wishes I was dead.
Oh wow, now I can understand that the dismay about not getting McDonald I don't think I would be like, hey, well if I'm dead, then who's going to right.
Exactly exactly, but he was that upset. Needless to say, he did not get the McDonald's. But it broke my heart.
Where did he learn this? Who do you think is wishing death upon you in his life?
Like?
Where would you even learn that sentence?
Know what?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I'm gonna blame you.
Maybe yeah, maybe, yeah, blame chat ept. It's that's the problem everywhere, Vicky. Thank you so much, thanks for listening. Have a great day you too, Love you, guys, love you too. Glad you called. Hey Meredith, good morning, Hi, good morning, Hi Merrit is the mean thing that your kid said to you?
I asked my daughter if we should have a third baby, and she said yes, And I asked her why and she said because she wants to hear me scream during childhood.
Oh yeah, my god, is awfully detail.
Oh my god, psychopath would say.
This is your daughter? Howld Yeah, she just turned fit. Oh my god. You should be like, fine, we'll have another baby and you can come watch like Caitlin did, and that will change your view. I told on a lot of things.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a true story, by the way, Meredith, is it Calin was present for the birth of her of her little sister. You were twelve, yep when this happened. By yeah, that would be you would think that would have been birth control and maybe prevented you from cause you to abstain a little longer.
Oh.
I was very very careful before and after that, but honestly, I don't know, Like I passed out, and then I felt so bad because the doctors all came to me and left my.
Mom that I passed out in the delivery room.
Yes, yes, Meredith, have a great day. Thank you so much.
It was terrifying.
That's a crazy I mean, that's a special thing to be included in, but also like highly traumatizing.
I was so out of it when they handed me bella that I was like, who the hell is this because I had just fainted.
Oh my god, Hey Cindy, Hi, So this was you. You were the one who said the mean thing.
Well, no, my daughter would tell me that she's eighteen now, but when she was little, she would tell me that she hated me all the time.
Oh, he was like two or three years old, and she would say, I hate you so hurtful.
Yeah, and so what do you do say, like Hey, that's mean. Do you say you can't tell people you hate them? Like, do you try and reason with them? Or is there any point?
I mean, sometimes I'd be like, oh, that's not nice her pomp's feelings, and she just, you know, shrug it off and walked away.
She's nicer now.
Okay, Okay, Well that's good. I'm glad we've come along with in all these years. Cindy, thank you so much. Have a great morning. We appreciate you listening. Hey Maria, good morning, good morning.
I love you.
Guys, thank you, we love you too. What's the mean thing that your kid said to you?
I went on vacation for a week and came back and asked them if you missed me.
She said, gone but never forgotten.
What on earth?
I don't think he understood what it meant.
But gone but never forgotten he already made the grass?
I mean, I guess that's sort of a sweet I don't I don't know how old is his kidd. Okay, all right, well, uh Maria, thank you, have a good day. You're gone but never forgotten? Mom? Uh Saki, Hi, Hey, hey man, thanks for calling, Thanks for listening. So we got on this kick of because Kim Kardashian's kid said something sort of mean. What was it again? It was like a.
Saint said, he frequently says you're nothing to Oh, you're.
Nothing to me. What is it that your kid says to you?
So, my my daughter Jadie, who's Alfred, was a little toddler. Wife would take her on shopping and she'd be in a stroller and real ladies would come up here and say, oh, you're so pute, You're so cute, and she looked at a ring of face. No, sorry, right where she came up with that.
You're like, hey, you're not wrong, but you can't say that to people, you know, you can't say that. Thank you? The worse in public, it's the one I have a great day, man, Glad you called him. Appreciate you? Oh, because what do you do.
At this point?
Like why do you look like that?
I don't know?
Stop?
Why is why is that person doing that? I don't know that persons just mowing the law leaving alone.
I'm scared.
I am terrified the settlers. That's just yeah, evil.
Look listen to this right here, Listen to this kid trying to take my job. How listen to this kid Why that's true.
What are you doing right now? And then did that say the friend show?
Yeah, me.
Show, You're show the starry Yeah, what about Uncle Fred?
I know you don't back off little kid, Uncle Fred? Each another ten fifteen years or so, and then it's all yours, Fred's show more Fred's Show. Next right here, we'll go in the city. How does your urban Dictionary name go again? I was Kaylin one of the most attractive people of all time, hys high students. I'm one of the hottest people of all time, wasn't it. Yeah, that's what urban dictary says about Fred. Yeah, Fred's show is on. I got this like a little stupid cough going. I've had it for like two weeks, and I did one of those lazy person e visits yesterday. I don't really want to I don't like going to the doctor. You know that. I don't like going to the doctor for a lot of reasons. But then I don't know, I don't feel like that I'm that sick. And then I feel like if you go to the doctor, you're like you're prone to maybe get sicker because you get something you catch something from somebody else is actually sick.
Oh, at the doctor.
Yeah, that's what I mean. So you know, you can do a thing where you like write all your symptoms and fill out this whole thing and then they write back to an hour and tell you what's wrong with and give you medicine. And the response was, yeah, we don't know, Like it could be anything. That was a response. It could be allergies, could be this could be, that could be, that could be this would you love it?
When?
It could be?
Okay, cool? So I don't we don't know. So I guess I could go in there and they can poke and prod and tell me why I have a little coller, but it did not help me know at all. And what if I go in there. What if I go in there and they tell me that I have a third testicle that I didn't know about, you know, that would be I don't need to.
Know, and that's why you're coughing.
It could be What if they tell me I'm growing a tail? I don't And it's like I didn't know. I was fine not knowing this. I'm just saying I don't. I don't need to go in there and find out something else I didn't need to know. I'm fine. Except for this little thing, so I'm fine.
It's like when you go to the mechanic for one issue and then they come back with like five different things wrong.
Oh yeah, we were able to fix that. But ooh boy, oh boy, let me tell you this, Oh boy, you don't have an engine. You don't have an engine.
You go to trusted source, Mike and the mechanics.
Liking the mechanics is where you should go. Love it, eat the French Shoel good Morning on the radio, and the iHeart app as well. Search for the Frendshiel on demand. GGI Fridays famous restaurant. On their Instagram account last week, they posted that according to their experts, the best way to eat a hamburger is to flip it upside down. That way, the thicker top bun soaks up the burger juices, helping keep the flavor in for longer. So they also say it will make for an easier eating experience because you usually got the big time typically like a gourmet ish burger, not really McDonald's per se, but like the fast food. I'm not picking on anybody, but those are usually not The buns aren't huge, you know what I mean. Like if you go to like us. If you go to like TGI Fridays, yet you get like a brioche bun and the bottom is usually like I don't know, the quarner of an inn, the heel there you are, and then the crown is the top. I guess depending on the burger that you get at McDonald's, you might get a big topper on it, like the Big Mac has a bigger topper on it than like the sesame serect.
Yeah.
Then if you just get a normal cheeseburger, but anyway, flip it over. I guess you's got to be kind of a tall burger, right you flip it over and eat it the other way, then everything's soaking down into the bigger bun. I don't know. I think you look pretty stupid doing that.
I don't eat it upside down, but I do when I place the burger back down on the plate, it's upside down, so it's just like upside down.
Then you're picking it up and eating it right, so that up.
But yeah, just flipping it like that, you know what I'm saying.
So here's my question, because we have a of the thirteen people who listen to us vast knowledge out there and vast knowledge base. What are we eating wrong? I mean, because maybe maybe you've just covered the proper way to consume different stuff, and then the other people that they're not. We don't know, you know, we just we haven't we haven't been educated on this eight five five five nine three five, Yes, Kalin.
I get made fun of sometimes if the pizza is very like greasy or messy. Sometimes I go to the crust first and I tear off like little pieces of the crust and like start with that just because I get overwhelmed with how like sloppy it is. I was doing that at our holiday brunch and I was getting roasted.
But I feel like then the structure of the pizza, like that's your handle.
Then I kind of like just like ball it all up and eat it or try to cut it, like I know, I know. I didn't realize I even did it until I was called out.
I was getting a hard time the other day. We were eating tavern style pizza paisanos, and I didn't get I got one of the middle pieces and so I was using a fork. Oh no, friend, no, but I was getting a hard time. But there's no if you have an inner piece of pizza because there's no other kind of normal pizzas cut in the triangles. Right, But this, my nose is just today, I don't know what's going.
That means you're gonna kiss a fool oh. According to my.
Nana, zoom my superpowers. I wasn't directed. I was just generally was your moment. I was just generally putting my superpowers out there. No, but I had to. There were very few other kind of pizza are cut into squares like that. So normally if you get one of the outside pieces and you got a place to hold it, yes, but if you got one of the inside pieces, there's no place to hold it. So I cut it with a fork, and I was getting a hard time for it.
I would fold that you would like a taco or just put your hand underneath the crust and eat it. And I eat so weird. I can't play the game.
I pick my food all the time, anything like I use my hands like a bird.
I've been called a bird.
You have friends to do that too, But it's like, yeah, rufio.
I do the When I eat a cupcake, I make it into like a sandwich. So I okay, so yeah, I rip off the bottom of the cupcake. I put that on the top and then so it's a sandwich. So the frosting is all in the middle. Now, so Gina does that too, Gina, that's your method. That's your method of the cupcake.
So my trick rufeo.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
It seems all these methods seem messy though, when you're changing the design, its just messy.
No, it's cleaner, makes it easier, yep, especially for the kids. And then when I do that at a kid birthday party, everybody else like bug eyes me, like, oh my god, that's a genius idea.
You know what I do with a roasting on the cupcake, I cut it off and I eat just the cake. That upsets a lot of people, But I don't like the frosting is usually way too sweet or it's like too high, and so I usually just a little bit of frosting. I'll leave it on there and then I'll just eat the cake part.
That's the best part, I agree, cupcake anymore. It's the frosting that makes it a cupcake.
No, it's not. It's the cake in a cup that makes it a cupcake. Cut cake, Yeah, that's what makes it a cup anything's a cupcake. You're just eating cake, okay, But it's still in the form of a little little paper cup.
G know.
How do I work with him every day? Like you hear this?
Guy?
She's got my back?
No she doesn't. If it's still.
The same page today, Gina, it's.
Still a cupcake. Even if you don't eat the frosting.
It's still a cup No.
No, it's like a bread.
Thank you, Gin. You're welcome here anytime. But I don't know about this. I don't know about this. Hey, Mike, Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, Mike, how you doing? Man? So what do you eat differently than everybody else? It seems so it's a it's a drink thing.
I think you have to put the ice into the cup or the vessel whatever it is first, so it cools the drink all the way up while you fill it up, rather than putting the ice in afterward, and it tries to like warm up.
Or cool down in already warm drink.
For some reason, a lot of people don't seem to do that, And I think that's the way to get a nice ice cold drink.
Nice.
I only drink ice cold drinks and that's the way.
To do it.
Mike.
I agree with that, but I do it for proportion because it's like, you know, the ice takes up the you know, it's the whole thing you learn in like high school or whatever. The ice takes up volume in the cup. So if you put the ice, if you put the drink in first and the ice in second, more than likely you won't there won't be enough room for enough ice to cool the drink. But if you put the ice in first and then you pour the drink over the ice, now you know you want to I'm saying, now you have complete control over the ice to beverage ratio.
A precise volume.
Yeah, because otherwise, like if you fill it up I don't know, three quarters, depending on the size of the eyes, you may only get a couple of ice cubes in there before the glass is falling. That's a couple of ice cubes. Ain't gonna do it, you know, right. Yeah, I hear you, Mike. I like this. Thank you have a good day. It makes a lot of sense. Mega. Yeah, how you doing. Good morning?
Welcome, good morning.
I can't believe I got.
Through you know what. We're glad that you did only thirteen listeners though, and we got six lines, So you need to do the math on that. You know, it's you got a pretty good chance. Okay, So what do you eat differently than everybody else?
Okay, it's not me, but I thought of this friend of mine instantly, and whenever she gets a crunchy taco, she eats it from the top down.
I get the arch part.
I sometimes do that at Taco bell because if you eat, if you eat from the bottom, then you're not getting all of the ingredients at the top. And if you eat from the bottom first and it messages with the structure of the taco, the taco will fall apart. So I'll go like top bottom meat, like two by two bytes is one bite basically, well, you're the first.
Couple of bites. If you eat from the top, you're not getting any of the meat. You're getting lettuce exactly.
But then if you eat from the bottom, you only get meat and no less. So that's why it's a two byte per bite.
No, no, Normally you eat a tackle.
From the side.
That's not true though, you don't always when you get to the middle of the taco. If you're eating from the side. Then you're only getting the meat you're not getting because usually it'll be like meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato. Like if you get a taco, supream sour cream way up at the top. My mouth ain't that big, you know. I got to take two bytes every bite so I get the perfect bite.
She literally eats like the top layer of the cheese and the top the middle layer of the is all at the bottom by itself.
Very interesting. Okay, Megan, thank you. Have a good day now. I'm may be the only one who does is because I'm a crazy person, But do you ever I do two things. First of all, if there's a plate of food and it has more than one item, like maybe I don't know, maybe there's a meat and a vegetable and a potato on the plate, if you watch me eat it, by the end, it's perfectly proportioned to where to where I don't finish one item before the others, Like there's the same amount of food and it just gets small or small smaller, and then by the time I'm done, so that every bite is proportionate.
I do that. I do a rotation, like.
Some people will eat all the vegetable and then they'll get maybe we're all the potato or all and then they'll eat all the meat. No, no, it's perfect. Every bite is the proportional bite. And the other thing is I will think about when I'm eating a meal. I know when the best bite of the meal is coming, like it's like the middle part mixed with it, with the purple, with the little krusty whatever it is, whatever you're eating. I know when I'm about to eat the best bite of the meal, and when it's all downhill from there, I know that moment and I savor that moment. Am I the only one?
No?
No, I'll be like this piece of steak right here, that this is this is the money bite right here like this, I've I've lived my whole life for this. Yeah, like a cinnabon, When do you get a cinnabon the middle, the middle like this? Because I'm waiting, because I know, I know that this right here is going to be the grand finale. This right here is when they when they push every firework button at the very end and they all every single firework goes off, and you're like, this is it? Hey, Mike, Yeah, how you doing? Man? Welcome?
Awesome? Hey, Fred, Thank you so much.
Man.
Hey, I don't know what for, but you're welcome.
Hey, no, listen, I had you're talking about the crazy stuff you ate. I hate the cayenne donut from Voodoo Donuts. And you know where I'm at right now where I mean Universal Studios, Orlando. I want a trip from you, so thank.
You so much. Well, then God bless you. And you're still listening. You're you're at the trip and you're still listening to us. That is dedication, my friend.
For sure. We're we're loving it. We just want to call and say thanks, man, I've been trying all morning.
Good look and you know what, have a great time, and uh go eat everything and ride all the rise. Maybe not in that order, and and thanks, you know what, thanks for calling to say something. Man. We appreciate you.
Awesome, We appreciate you guys man loving it, having a great time. And take some pictures and uh.
Yeah send them your guys. Yeah, send us pictures. Man, Thank you. Mike, have a good day. See that Mike making my day over here because he got got a trip. He's having a good time. He called to tell us about it, and he's still listening and he's still listening that Mike, unbelievable. We got the most thoughtful people, the thirteen man, I'm telling you so strong. He's amazing what you guys are able to do with just thirteen people. And for some reason that's never changed, you know, almost thirteen years doing this.
Wow.
Come, we've never been able to grow past that. But damn it, you guys are good. Courtney, I Hi, Hi, So this whole good morning. By the way, this whole thing started because teg Have Friday says, take the burger, flip it over, eat it the other way because all the juice is going to the bigger, more absorbent bun I guess. And this has led to a conversation now about the way, you know, the strange way that people eat food, but maybe it's a better way. What do you do?
So every time I eat popcorn like movie beat or popcorn or at home or whatever, I have to mix in snow caps with us.
Okay, what there are little things that have what the hell is a snowcap? I can see them, but what do they taste like?
The chocolate like little chocolate, like little chocolate with like.
Sprinkles on the little white sprink Yeah, right, so it just tastes like chocolate. Then it doesn't taste like anything else.
I mean, yeah, they're like little semi sweet chocolate things and they're a little bit crunchy, and then when you mix them in with a salty.
Platforn it's okay.
I can see that. I've also seen people put M and ms in, yes, with popcorn mix. I mean the salty sweet thing.
Sad and cheese melted.
Actually, is that right?
Yeah?
All right, thank you, Courtney. You have a good day. I made a hamburgers over the weekend in my house. I bust some like ground meat and I put the shred and cheese and I mixed it. This is not my idea, I've seen it done, but I mixed the spreaded cheese in with the meat and cooked it. They're kind of hard to cook because it's like that much more fat. Man. It's very tasty, though.
Was the meat super expensive? I'm hearing ground meat.
Is super I didn't. I was so hungry for it. I didn't look like I'm having this and I did so there, but it was. It was delicious. Actually, like the cheese melts. You don't even really see it anymore, but it's kind of all in there. It was good, juicy, lucy. Well that's that's if you put like a big chunk of cheese in the middle of it, which is also good. Hey hey, Kirsten Carston, I'm loving this right now. I'm about to go eat something here in a second. But what do you eat? Weird?
My husband always makes fun of me, so it's like my go to I can't find anything else to eat meal, and I bite off three of the corners and then I put them in a circle around my plate. So by the time I'm done, I'm back at the one that's been cooling the longest.
Oh no, that's interesting because those things, those things are molten on the inside. I don't know. Oh my god, yeah, like no other food like that. The inside of a pizza roll, if properly cooked, gets hotter than any other substance on earth. And I don't know why. Yes, maybe it's.
All so I found the best way to cool it down.
And my husband makes some of me every time, because if you cut the corners and it's like a airing out, you know, Because that's the thing is I think the little the crust or whatever it is, the case that like insulates the molten lava of cheese that you're eating in there.
Yees, SOE hold one corner and you bite off the other three corners and you just.
Put it in a nice little pattern so you get back.
To that's very interesting.
Everyone knows you just it's a little OCD.
But I like it.
I like it too. Thank you, Kirsten. Have a good day.
You're welcome you too.
You're supposed to shove it in your mouth and or I've done that and then you have to like take a drink so it waters it down so you can't even taste it, but otherwise your tongue will fall off. No pati is the cool anything? Hey Carly, Hi, Hi Carly, good morning. What do you eat weird?
So I've been told that I eat ice cream weird? So when I put this spoon in my mouth, I torn it upside down before like pull the spoon out, and I think it makes the ice cream taste better.
So you spin the spoon in your mouth.
Yeah, put it in like you put the spoon in your mouth normally with ice cream, and then you turn it upside down and then you pull.
The spoon out us.
Interesting, all right, thank you, Carly. Whatever works, you know, whatever works for you. Alex, Hi, Hey Alex, good morning. What do you what do you eat differently than most people?
Okay, so I in high school, I used to like, actually, you know those corn dog like those mini corn dogs?
Yeah?
Sure, okay, So.
Like I had to take like the like the little hot dog inside out of the breading and I had to do that to like all of them before I actually ate any of them.
So you need the hot dog separate from the dough or whatever they're the casing.
That's that's the thing, like what you were talking about, like proportionizing your bikes. Like I would take a bite of the hot dog and then I would take a bite to the breading.
But isn't that built in by design of the of the corn dogs?
Know that?
And that's what a lot of people used to say to me.
Design that.
Thanks fun of me for it, But I don't know why, but I just had to.
Do it like that. Yeah, that's like an I think that's like an OCD thing. But hey, whatever, whatever works, Yes, Refio, how do you eat mozzarella sticks? Do you do the same thing? Do you take all the cheese out?
I still eat master rellistics.
Okay, how you're missing out. They're delicious. Thank you, Alex, have a good day. A lot of fried food I don't don't understand, like calamari, for example. I don't like klamari. I don't. I don't understand it because it's it looks like whatever the hell it used to be squid or whatever, octopus, whatever the hell it is, and so it looks like it was, which throws me off.
I don't eat those pieces.
And then it's the tentacles are the best part, and it's a little chewy sometimes, and then it's it's just fried. It just it just tastes like fried. So I don't need to eat that.
I like the rings, but I don't like you.
I may as well eat an onion ring or a manzulistic or anything else, because it's basically all you're tasting is fried, so I don't need it. Nate, I Nate, how you doing? All right?
Nate?
This is about to concern me. But what do you eat differently? And then we got to go, well, it's not me.
It's my grown children sixteen and twenty.
Yes, sir, theyr the milk in the.
Bowl first, No, no, absolutely not get rid of them. No, Nate, Nate, think them out the house. I can't believe that you're owning these children that you're calling in here admitting that came from your womb. I mean, unbelievable, Like this is embarrassing.
I tell them about it every time.
But then you know, no, you got to pour the cereal in the milk goes over the top because then it like moistens the cereal and portion wise that's another Oh my goodness, n.
It takes too long.
Before you need it, Nate. I'm so sorry you've had to endure this from your own loin unbelievable. Look me into mark each Cheetos with chopsticks. Elisa has to dip the fries at Wendy's. I'm assuming in the frosty. I agree, pizza flip upside down. I would think then that everything would fall off, but okay uh. And then Katie snaps off the stem from the banana. Okay, I guess, And then meet to eat creos with a fork, So okay, all right, so we got some I think all thirteen ships in This Morning Too show, and we all eat food weird, which God bless you. Fresh show eats the Fread Show Good Morning on the radio and the iHeart app as well. Search for the Fread Show on demand. Okay, so I need a full explanation here. I need a full explanation about another viral trend that's happening now. Eight five to five five nine one one o three five is how you call the freendshow. You can text the same number. So six hundred million tags on the hashtag no bra on the Internet in the last few weeks, gen Z women are embracing going brawless and apparently it's some kind of a movement and it's taken the Internet by storm. Being broad less has become such a thing that the hashtag no broad challenge is going viral on the platform and has nine million views. It mainly just involves women sharing what they look like in fun outfits while not wearing a bra. I'm not intended to be sexual. Here's my thing. Who's making you wear a bra?
And gen Z women didn't invent this right? First things First, I can't stand when they claim stuff that's been around for hundreds of years.
Well, I mean, I guess they it was a resurgence of the other attack.
Well, the hashtag, I guess we never hashtag di it. We just didn't wear a bra because we didn't need attention for that, which.
Is Stoppedkay, well, fair enough, I guess I'm just I wonder, like what I guess understanding is as a man about the braw was that you wore them braw because it supported the girls, not necessarily because society was making you wear.
Well, I mean obviously, like if it's something that you could get a little nippley in, you know you have to wear a bra to cover it.
But do you who would stops done?
Where you are? Like, I'm not going to do that at work?
Well, it's your lazy girl job. You don't even have to wear a bra at all. Oh okay, that's fine.
I wouldn't, you know, have my headlights on at work. I don't think. No I'm not appropriate. No, No, I wear a bra because I've told you before. My boobs are on the floor. And this is not a joke, this is not exaggerating. They are on the floor. So when I have to get them and throw them over my shoulders, yeah it's easier.
Like a continental soldier, but not because they.
Kind of scoop him up and put him in the bra. And then sort of recording. I'm like, you're on a boom. Where's the other one? I can't find it. You started coiling it up, like bring them in like a fire hose or something. No, I'm just I'm curious, and someone if someone texted they haven't felt real back pain yet. I mean, what would happen if if if all of you, if all the women in the world decided, I just I'm not gonna wear a brawn anymore, and you come you almost gonna say I would anyone say anything like again, as a guy who doesn't know much about bras and and and doesn't wear one yet or a girdle for that matter, not yet hired to trainer, So it's not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Guys, We'll start. We're reversing it now. Don't worry. My moves are about to be like yours. But I'm fixing it. But I don't know. I mean, I guess I was always under the impression that you were doing it because it was more comfortable for you then it, or that it was more supportive for you than it was for society, or for men, or for or for.
Anybody else, for some people, like you can tell when a guy notices, typically a guy, that you're not wearing a bra, and it can be very like it's a whole thing.
So sometimes it's just easier to not do that.
So you're not going for this, then you're not gonna.
I don't wear a bra sometimes if it's like something that supports you know, the girls, if it's tight.
But I'm not going to do that at work if it's obvious. It's just for me. That's my boundary. I don't need everyone, you know, I feel that.
But doesn't they keep them kind of in one place? I mean I would think like after a long day of walking around without with those things just kind of doing their own thing. I mean, do they like, is it hurt?
It's kind of hurt.
Yeah, going down the stairs hurt's really bad. I'd hate a bro since I was like ten. Yeah, I don't even know what it's like to not have one freely. Do you wear one at home most of the time? Yeah, And but you know my first thing is comeing house, take the wig off. However, I'm sure all the men are in support of this move, right, Like, I guarantee you all the tags are like men like.
Yes, chest, and you're trying and my eyes are up here.
So here's the thing. Like, first of all, I know, obviously a lot of people sexualize boobs, but but they don't they And I'm asking because I don't know, don't they? Most of them look better in the bray like Pauline is talking about, you know, self proclaimed, like it sort of props them up. In your case, it does, And I know you're being you're probably being highly self critical and way more dramatic than necessary. But but my thing is, like you say that, like men would I don't know, the bra I guess can make even not that much boob look like big. I mean, I guess I feel like it. As a guy, would I really be more impressed if society just dropped bras altogether?
Like it?
Would I really be like? Would it be more or less sexual? Actually?
I mean, like I wear a tube top here one day, and like one of our male coworkers said to Jason, like, yo, from here, it looks like she's not wearing a shirt. Like It's just I feel like there's certain things.
That's your phone number for that, you know, I'll give you a website damning that you can visit.
It's like I think it's just like some things you just don't want to deal with the unnecessary.
But I do.
I do envy the girls who don't wear bracause, like if you get your boobs freshly done like beautiful, they just sit up the shirt looks great, the chestlings like when I do save up for my boob jop, I am gonna walk around like hello.
But that's what I'm saying is is you know, I mean when you're young and you grow up and they don't necessarily do what they used to do, and so I guess what I'm saying is like if in fact, you weren't wearing the bra because it didn't there weren't support for it wasn't support for your back or for whatever else. I don't know what would would it be more sexual or or would it be maybe for some people less appealing because they wouldn't all look perfect, or they wouldn't all look the way they do in a bra. You know what I mean, Like you talk about not wearing a bra because you don't want to sexualize or be looked at sexually. But I mean, I guess if a lot of people walk around that a bra would maybe wouldn't look as good and that right, because that's just the way it is. And that's okay, I.
Get what you're saying. Yeah, let's just take that seat right now. I want you every day.
Just put them on a path. Well there's a hash there's a hashtag. It's no broadshet, so just do it and then hashtag and then be sure and put some kind of inspirational quote at the bottom, like you know you can, you can climb mountains, kid or.
Small, use them.
Exactly, a nice secure it quote right there in Everything's More Fread Show.
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You're familiar with the punk band The Offspring. Yes, it released a smash hit called pretty Fly for a White Guy that you might remember. This is back in nineteen ninety four. Well, turns out, the lead singer of the Offspring, It's a guy named Dexter Holland, he stepped away from his postgraduate education to focus on music. Neither his professors nor his mom was very happy about it, but even as he toured with the band over the next several decades, he kept shipping away in his classes and finally in twenty seventeen. Now, doctor Holland completed his dissertation on the Molecular Dynamics of HIV and General virus host interactions. So the dude that's saying pretty fly for a white guy has a PhD in molecular dynamics of HIV.
Maybe a bunch of good songs? Actually, yes, the kids aren't all right, some mode employ.
So the guy's brilliant. It turns out a knife on MBus a pretty fly for a white guy. Yeah, well, okay, dad more Fred Show Next
