The Age's Peter Ryan jumps on The Things About Football to talk through the niches of footy with Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien.

Before that though, the tribunal:

0:18 - Can the 52-game "milestone" be celebrated on a banner?

2:02 - Shameful in-ad footy language misuse ft. Shaquille O'Neal

Then the main event: Peter's niche footballing loves and hates:

4:24 - The smell and feel of a new Sherrin

9:43 - Ear-wormy footy ads and openers

15:07 - Midday on a Saturday: prime footy talkback time

24:22 - Twitter firestorms

35:31 - Score review

41:58 - Clubs' use of "ruthless" to cover their inept arses

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