Harper, Connor and Hamish are back again to over-analyse this week's critical talking points and shake up Greg Champion's tyrannical footy song monopoly.

Why should Josh Schache grow out his hair?

How wriggly must the score worm be for a game to be considered see-sawing?

And how exactly does one pronounce Kolodjashnij? Perhaps Dwayne Russell can give us a better idea.

The Dictionary Boys are dancing now.