Harper, Connor and Hamish are back again to over-analyse this week's critical talking points and shake up Greg Champion's tyrannical footy song monopoly.

Why should Josh Schache grow out his hair?

How wriggly must the score worm be for a game to be considered see-sawing?

And how exactly does one pronounce Kolodjashnij? Perhaps Dwayne Russell can give us a better idea.

The Dictionary Boys are dancing now.

Harper, Connor and Hamish are back again to over-analyse this week's critical talking points and shake up Greg Champion's tyrannical footy song monopoly.
Why should Josh Schache grow out his hair?
How wriggly must the score worm be for a game to be considered see-sawing?
And how exactly does one pronounce Kolodjashnij? Perhaps Dwayne Russell can give us a better idea.
The Dictionary Boys are dancing now.

From the do-or-die to danger games, scrappy wins to four-quarter performances, the dictionary of Australian rules football is choc-a-bloc with unique phrases, cliches and resulting banana skins.

What counts as must-win? Which players deserve public nicknaming? And how much gusto should each post-victory song earn?

Harper Pestinger, Hamish O’Brien, Connor Buttigieg and guest adjudicators you've actually heard of are here to answer the questions you didn’t know you care about, but in fact really, really do.

Tune in Mondays at 4pm AET on SYN 90.7 FM.

From the do-or-die to danger games, scrappy wins to four-quarter performances, the dictionary of Australian rules football is choc-a-bloc with unique phrases, cliches and resulting banana skins.
What counts as must-win? Which players deserve public nicknaming? And how much gusto should each post-victory song earn?
Harper Pestinger, Hamish O’Brien, Connor Buttigieg and guest adjudicators you've actually heard of are here to answer the questions you didn’t know you care about, but in fact really, really do.
Tune in Mondays at 4pm AET on SYN 90.7 FM.

The Footy Dictionary

Al from Alberton,  slugs under the roof and Hawkins Disease

Back and energised after a three-week suspension for failing to acknowledge Josh Walker's journeyman credentials, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg convene to call out football's linguistic rule breakers and headline makers.

Can a home team take home a win?

What's the most over-discussed, frenzy-sparking rule in the AFL?

And should clubs post about opposition players being sent to the tribunal?

Tune in as the panel turns every misdemeaning stone with a fine-tooth comb in their pursuit of a football linguistic utopia.

Back and energised after a three-week suspension for failing to acknowledge Josh Walker's journeyman credentials, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg convene to call out football's linguistic rule breakers and headline makers.
Can a home team take home a win?
What's the most over-discussed, frenzy-sparking rule in the AFL?
And should clubs post about opposition players being sent to the tribunal?
Tune in as the panel turns every misdemeaning stone with a fine-tooth comb in their pursuit of a football linguistic utopia.

The art of banner making, overzealous announcers and Graham Johncock's cat

Fresh off their best performance of the season, Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are back to tackle the footy questions you didn't know needed answering.

Why has Connor made himself unavailable for selection?

What makes certain sirens great?

Which members of the animal kingdom should list managers be considering?

And what was going through David King's head when he made the year's biggest blunder?

Chuck on your shades Mason and Dwayne, 'cause the future is bright for the Dictionary boys.

Fresh off their best performance of the season, Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are back to tackle the footy questions you didn't know needed answering.
Why has Connor made himself unavailable for selection?
What makes certain sirens great?
Which members of the animal kingdom should list managers be considering?
And what was going through David King's head when he made the year's biggest blunder?
Chuck on your shades Mason and Dwayne, 'cause the future is bright for the Dictionary boys.

Sexy sirens, fortresses and the animal kingdom's best 22

You thought the journeymen deep dives were over. We thought the journeymen deep dives were over. Anthony Hudson, though, had different plans and has thrown us the biggest, juiciest bone that we've yet chewed on.

This week, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg reconvene to hear more media misconducts sent to our Tribunal. 

Why is Mason Cox so bad at describing footy to foreigners? Can bad teams have danger games? And how can losing-team social admins pick up their post-game game?

The boys are well and truly hitting their straps.

You thought the journeymen deep dives were over. We thought the journeymen deep dives were over. Anthony Hudson, though, had different plans and has thrown us the biggest, juiciest bone that we've yet chewed on.
This week, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg reconvene to hear more media misconducts sent to our Tribunal. 
Why is Mason Cox so bad at describing footy to foreigners? Can bad teams have danger games? And how can losing-team social admins pick up their post-game game?
The boys are well and truly hitting their straps.

Al from Alberton, slugs under the roof and Hawkins Disease

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